>*record scratch*>"Yup, that's me:>"You are probably wondering how I got into this situation">"It all started in the sweltering hot summer of 2022"
>>142305866KWAB
>>142305866>the sweltering hot summer of 2022what happened?
She really mindbroken him huh
>>142305938i can tell you something that happened on a chilly easter sunday in 2022
>>142305938He stuck it in her pooper even though she said no and now he can't go to the United States even for friendlies lol but Crynaldo fags will still deny he is in legal trouble even though he hasn't appeared in the United Sates for 4 years lmao Normal celebs go to Hollywood or Lakers games or some shit but never Crynaldo
hE WAS RUNNING LIKE HE SCORED KEKEKEKKEE
>>142305938he scored a penalty against Sheriff Tiraspol and then lost 4-0 to Brentford
>>142306394>reeee he did a sexo and hasn't crossed the US border even though it's my lifelong dreamGay and unconvincing
>>142305866Man, I don't want to imagine how he'll look like once he misses in the shootout.
>>142305866REDEEMED