What will you do in that situation?Where do you shoot?
>>142307632I shoot straight at the goalkeeper
>>142307632chip shot
>>142307632I would simply not slip
Dribble the GK
>>142307632I try to do a backpass so that the ball hits a defender causing an OGYes i'm a scientist
>>142307632I wouldve dribbled past the goalkeeper, flipped the ball, then bicycle kick it in the net, just like in FIFA.
>>142307632a pro should be able to loblook at right post but shoot at left post\meg the keeper, pick up the ball after runnign around him
>>142307632I dribble it right up to the keeper then I rainbow flick it over his head then I jump over the keeper and catch the ball on the volley and I put it straight in the top corner
>>142307632just lob it, at least do a faint
>>142307898Of course. Fake shot and dribble past the gk. I like how you think.
>>142307632I shoot heroin up my but
Here's your high level tournament, bro.
>>142307632lob itgod sesko is such a retard
finesse shot over his head
"OH, AND PEPE'S SLIPPED! DEMBA SESKO COULD BE IN HERE!"
>>142307632I personally would shoot it into the goal
>>142307632As an ex-professional striker I can tell you thats not an easy ball to hit
>>142307632He'll receive the Higuain treatment. Not looking good for him tbdesu
>>142307632Dribble the goalkeeper, walk the ball into the goal, score with a ground-level header like we did as kids to humiliate the other team
>>142307632lob like aboubakar in Qatar 2022
>>142307632Take one more touch to slow the ball down and chip it high, the keeper is closer to you than to his goal, if it goes over him its in.
>>142307632or if you open up your body to shoot at the far post the keepers leg will reach out to that post and you just shoot central straight under him
>>142307632Retarded coach should have subbed out Pepe earlier
>>142307632you always dribble the keeper in this situation
i shoot pepe straight in his brazilian mug
i dont get why players telegraph their shots too early opening up their body like that
>>142307632Either a chip if it felt right or a big curler
>mfw watching Pepe trying to catch Mbappe
flick it in the air and do a bicycle kick
>>142310782only viable option.This game proved only pure breed lusitanians are worth anything.
Self pass left of the keeper.
>>142307632I cut inside making that ugly mutt rue he ever kicked a ball
>>142307632That was a great save.
>>142310088But you would have made it, Ruud.
I would turn around and score an own goal. And that's what no one did.
>>142307632i'm so glad my gunners didn't sign this faggot
>>142307632cut left pass the keeper than shot at empty net
>>142307632Chip
>>142307632>keeper at 11 meters from the goal and does not move>striker still 8 meters away.>i´m gonna shoot.yeah he could have easily lobbed him, no need to risk a dribble or anything.
Modern strikers all move and shoot the same way, they're so predictable.
>>142307632you do the thing kane does and you use the inside of the foot to curl it near post but it looks like you're going far
Dribble GK stop on the goal line, wait for him rush, score with my backheel.TSUUUUUUUUU
through keeper's legs
>>142307632I blast it towards the crossbar, do a 180 and bicycle kick the rebound.But that's just me. Don't know what kind of football they teach at Slovenia.
shoot agressively and not like a mediocre faggot who tries to be technical
>>142310685Pepes 1 mistake in 400 minutes
>>142307632obviously pretend to shoot with my right foot and instead take the the ball to the left, thus passing the keeper and shooting it into an open goal
Should have tried to go left around the keeper.
I open up my body slightly more and curl it into the bottom corner like prime Henry
Dribble the goalkeeper, get on my knees and gently push the ball with my head
>>142311187Nobody here was playing France
shoot the ball right square in the GKs face, either knocking him out or making his vision blurry, ensuring that my team who've practiced PKs get an easy win in the shoot out
>>142307632Why did he shoot so early?
>>142307898This. Fuck modern coaches, return to tradition, dribble the goalie
>>142307632Curl the ball into the far right corner of the goal, from the player's view point.
>>142307632keep running at the keeper and kick his head instead of the ball.Not in a malicious way but a humorous way. Such is my life.
>>142312008>>142307632he telegraphed were he is shootingmaybe he was tired but that was very poor formI think they were all spend at that point, they fought like lions
>>142312008who knows. probably panicked a little, mind went blank. after all it was a huge gift from pepe.
>>142307632I'd rather pass it backwards. Possesion its way more important.
>>142307632what a shitter jesus christ
>>142310088if this isn't easy then nothing is besides literal tap ins where not even the keeper is between you and the goalfor a professional you simply must score, I will accept no excuse
>>142307632Goalie was so far out he could have just ran past him. Retard.
>>142307632my slovenian gf started was devastated when this happened, I had already yelled “portugal eliminated” and then had to console her.
>>142310088>ex-professional strikerkek
>>142307632Shoot it over
keep runing and shoot to empty goal
>>142307632I work myself into a shoot
>>142307898its not easy doing that after 115 minutes of pure fighthe was completely spendthats also why they all missed their penaltiescompletely empty
>>142307632I do the cucchiaio
>>142312639still gave us crying penaldo kino, thank you Slovenia.
>>142307632just follow your instincts
>>142312639>no energy to shoot a penaltythat's pure cope
>>142307632Every step you take towards the keeper and therefore the goals makes it easier to shoot past him as the angle is getting wider, he just couldn’t handle the pressure and was desperate to shoot.
>>142312828no its nothave you ever played football?
>>142312885more than you
>>142307632God i hate how these star players are always saved from a career defining mistake by sheer fucking miracles. Pepe here and Kroos in the 2014 final.
>>142312923lolso you didnt
>>142313353>you now remember Gerrard
>>142312557>be a slovenian whore rejecting literally all slovenian guys to be fucked by a western guy>still this patrioticwhy are women this retarded?
>>142313735you do know that Slovenia is next door from here though right? 99% of Italy is farther away from me than her mum’s house.
>>142313857 So? there are still borders between you and her country.
>>142313353Pepe didn't deserve that mistake.
>>142313889the “western man” thing is dumb, like she came all the way from siberia lmao.we’re all mutts here anyway as we have fucked each others for centuries.
>>142307632Theyre was so much space left behind the keeper, just run past him lmao
>>142313966italy is known to larp how pure their lineages are and how they descend from ancient romansI'm guessing you're a bottom of the barell peasant to have such view on this matter which makes it even better because that means this slovenian bitch rejected all her men for an italian swain
>>142307632you try the chip
>>142314174touch grass bro
>>142307632Shoot the goalkeeper in the head and roll it in
