Lionel Andrés Pissi "Riggi" Cuckitini, also known as Eibarman (born 24 June 1987 in Eibar's stadium), is an Argentine professional penalty merchant who plays for P$G and the Argentina national team. Often considered the best statpadder in the world and widely regarded as one of the greatest bottlers of all time, Pissi has cheated his way to seven Ballon d'Or awards, six European Golden Shoes and a whole lot of other irrelevant popularity contests. He has spent most of his professional career with Farça, where he has bottled the Uefa Champions League for a record 6 consecutive years. A prolific statpadder and small game player, Pissi holds the records for most goals against Eibar (20), most international finals bottled (4), most inches gained by taking hormones (8) and most Indian and Arab 12-year-old fanboys (292.000.000). He has scored over 750 penalties and tap-ins for club and country, and he's widely regarded as the most overrated, fraudulent system player ever. Shame on you Pissi!
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>>142309333K W A B
>>142309333Pump
Why is it only non-white countries making these anti-MessiAH threads right now? Curious...maybe Misstiano Penaldo fucked up again.
>>142309333>merchant who plays for P$G>didn't even bother updating the pastafucking useless indio
>>142309670Goatnaldo is on his way to a second euro copa, what are you talking about?
>Lionel Andrés Pissi "Riggi" Cuckitini, also known as Eibarman (born 24 June 1987 in Eibar's stadium), is an Argentine professional penalty merchant who plays for P$G and the Argentina national team. Often considered the best statpadder in the world and widely regarded as one of the greatest bottlers of all time, Pissi has cheated his way to seven Ballon d'Or awards, six European Golden Shoes and a whole lot of other irrelevant popularity contests. He has spent most of his professional career with Farça, where he has bottled the Uefa Champions League for a record 6 consecutive years. A prolific statpadder and small game player, Pissi holds the records for most goals against Eibar (20), most international finals bottled (4), most inches gained by taking hormones (8) and most Indian and Arab 12-year-old fanboys (292.000.000). He has scored over 750 penalties and tap-ins for club and country, and he's widely regarded as the most overrated, fraudulent system player ever. Shame on you Pissi!
new fagtiano just dropped
>>142309884Yes.
>>142309333According to /sp/ he's the goat https://strawpoll.com/GJn44GE7Qnz
>>142309333 it seems penaldog got exposed again
>>142309884>61 KB>61 KB JPG> >Lionel Andrés Pissi "Riggi" Cuckitini, also known as Eibarman (born 24 June 1987 in Eibar's stadium), is an Argentine professional penalty merchant who plays for P$G and the Argentina national team. Often considered the best statpadder in the world and widely regarded as one of the greatest bottlers of all time, Pissi has cheated his way to seven Ballon d'Or awards, six European Golden Shoes and a whole lot of other irrelevant popularity contests. He has spent most of his professional career with Farça, where he has bottled the Uefa Champions League for a record 6 consecutive years. A prolific statpadder and small game player, Pissi holds the records for most goals against Eibar (20), most international finals bottled (4), most inches gained by taking hormones (8) and most Indian and Arab 12-year-old fanboys (292.000.000). He has scored over 750 penalties and tap-ins for club and country, and he's widely regarded as the most overrated, fraudulent system player ever. Shame on you Pissi!
>>142309333Obssessed
prove OP wrongyou can't.
>>142309333is this the thread
>>142310148>That flagStockholm syndrome from all the penalties Penaldo has scored against you
>>142310229both pissy and penaldo should retire and let football come to life away
>>142309333trips of truth
>>142309333Riggi Faggitini
