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Anonymous

How can this fucker be the GOA(...) 07/01/24(Mon)19:05:49 No.142312983

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How can this fucker be the GOAT? Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)19:05:49 No.142312983 Archived

>exclusively waits for the ball to get to him
>ruins every chance, can't score or jump anymore
>misses penalties
>misses every free-kick
>doesn't run
>does not colaborate with the team
>the most useless and disposable player in portugal

>MUH AURA, MUH COSMIC MAGICAL INFLUENCE ON HIS TEAMMATES

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)19:06:48 No.142313015

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)19:06:48 No.142313015

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He is the first player to defeat slovenia all euro.
Truly the goat

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)19:07:11 No.142313025

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)19:07:11 No.142313025

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you're short and poor, thirdie dog
how do you cope

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)19:09:01 No.142313092

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)19:09:01 No.142313092

>>142312983
hes always been that way
hes a pure effort player
very athletic and very determined, but hes not actually good at the sport
nothing like Massi or Ronaldo 9
but you can admire that also

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)19:13:35 No.142313215

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)19:13:35 No.142313215

>>142312983
he's shit

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)19:13:49 No.142313219

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)19:13:49 No.142313219

>>142312983
he’s the GOAT(gayest of all time)

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)19:15:43 No.142313262

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)19:15:43 No.142313262

Is the chikano hans on every thread about penaldo?

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)19:15:45 No.142313263

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)19:15:45 No.142313263

>>142312983
it was kinda embarrassing today. Not even the whining on the pitch or choking, but he couldn't even time his headers and jumps properly.

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)19:18:27 No.142313327

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)19:18:27 No.142313327

>>142312983
>misses penalty
>immediately takes the first one of the shootout and scores boosting the morale of the whole team
Riggitina wouldn't get it because Pissi would never

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)19:22:56 No.142313445

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)19:22:56 No.142313445

>>142313327
Dude he has 5 Ballon D'Ors and you are valuing him for his "morale boosting"

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)19:32:31 No.142313662

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)19:32:31 No.142313662

>>142313445
He's 39 years old, he's obviously not playing for his physical prowess

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)19:50:12 No.142314018

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)19:50:12 No.142314018

>>142312983
He makes impotent little jews like you seethe. Thats his true power, and thats why hes the GOAT

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)20:46:47 No.142315197

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)20:46:47 No.142315197

>>142313327
>immediately takes the first one of the shootout and scores boosting the morale of the whole team
Except that Ilicic took the first pk and missed

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)20:47:47 No.142315227

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)20:47:47 No.142315227

MEMEMEMEME not about winning for his country needs to win for himself
lets pray he goes home next week