He's 38 years old, never kissed a girl
>>142314796What's Lou cookin?
>>142314796Kisses don't even feel particularly good. When you hug a girl, you feel her warmth at least.
Most of you have never even been to an NHL game.
>>142314824Big bowl of nothin
debrusk!
>>142314836What does hugging a pair of boobs feel like?
Flames and Islanders
who?me?oh yea, i'm not acknowledging the badthers asterisk cup
>>142314824Jenkem
What the fuck is Nill doing
>>142314859God I wish I was him. I just need a girl that can look past the fact I dropped out of highschool don’t have my licence and am a fan of the calgaryflames
>rags
oh they'll be filling holes alright
day 1 went about as well as could be askedwould have been nice to get skinner but $3m made that unlikely
>>142314836kissing is fucking great. if you're with someone you like, you can literally kiss almost non stop for weeks at a time and never get bored of it
Freaky niggas >>>/out/
>>142314824Prune oatmeal
kiss this
>>142314824Being a retard
Happy with the moves my Broons made (:
>>142314949lmao two truths and lie right there you're the average modern leaf male, a complete utter failure and honestly you have no one to blame but yourself
F L A M E SLAMES
>cathy kelly is mostly covered up tonight on rawgrim
samir projecting again
I feel like Desmith is a good trade for Wedgewood. Apparently Wedgewood wanted to be a starting goaltender lmao can you imagine
>>142315192I feel like nobody asked
>>142315235Sounds like something Wedgewood would say. Have fun fluffing Saros
>>142314840Why do people think this? If you're a Canadian you've 100% gone to a game and probably recently. Unless you're a chug or something.
>treliving signs more swedes yea enjoy that, retards
Trouba is going to fight to stay on the team because his wife's residency program is in NYC. He likely placed Red Wings on his no trade list despite being his hometown team; hence why the rumors have dissipated. I think this is a disaster for the Rangers because Trouba is way overpaid and is a liability on a team trying to contend for the cup. Moreover, there is now a huge rift between him and the organization.
>defense and goaltending are perpetually the issue>lets sign... 2 new big name forwardsHow many times must they be taught?
>>142315148everything is made worse by being in the confines of bombston massivetwoshits
>>142315142R U L EULE
Both the Stars and Canes got way worse. Canes are no longer cup favorites.
>>142315464When the fuck were they?
if you think about Flamiac means Flames maniac
>>142315370causing their team to score less and causing your team to score more are exactly equal outcomes
>>142315495
>>142315495He always looks like he is about to blow a gasket.
>>142315378true KWAB
ded thread ded sport ded swedes
>>142314824Tarasenko
>>142315535Retard
imagine subjecting yourself to raw after forbidden kino last night
>>142315863turn your monitor on tranny
>>142315495According to anal-ysts every year for the past six years and they won every draft
>THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO NOW>CRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>142315998Trust me I feel a lot worse when I’m working a job and I cannot watch as many streams as I wished
Flames are paying homage to their former nation, Canada, for Canada day.
Can the lels repeat and finish the job next season?
https://www.glassbangers.com/products/cheevers-stitches-shirtdoes anyone know if Glass Bangers are shirts good quality
>islanders sign well known nigger bust anthony duclair 4x3.5 hahaha eat shit bud
>>142316314Flames are shit
ignore typing error.
>>142316515chinese
After this season the Canucks will be paying OEL more than the Leafs This is amusing
>>142316690Woah cool ad
>>142316556This is true
>>142316690fucking retard doesn't know to adblock
Who lost free agency the worst?
>>142316690What is up with the temu ad
>>142316599i'm mainly trying to figure out if the print will fall off or scratch off with ease
>>142316690
>>142316556They're more successful than the leafs and the canucks since 1989. In fact they've been more successful than both those franchises for the entirety of the teams lifespan.
>>142316914I did
Are the oilers actually going to do it?
>>142315550what years of roids will do to a mf
>>142316556rent free
It's pronounced Flames Rule
>>142317270All flames fans are just angry dykes. I knew it. This makes so much sense
>>142317371It's flameschads
>>142317416it's flamedykes now, kek
>>142314840I go to a game every year (I can only afford one a year)
>>142316934it's chinese. reputation, history, reviews, none of that matters. roll the dice.
Sucks to suck.
>>142317515understandable.thank you sir.also go Devils (formerly Scouts, formerly Rockies)
>>142317429Take that back
>>142317599this kills the samir
>>1423175991993 is closer to '67 than it is to today
>it's an offseason newfag pretending he's a le lifelong fan I know le names bored of this character
>>142317593based, hockey needs more chokeslams
In hindsight, was the western conference fraudulent: >jets crashed >aves lacked the depth to succeed >stars struggled with the past prime aves and knights >knights limped into playoffs with a less than 50% win streak after an initial win streak >kings sucked >oilers had draisaitl and mcdavid become invisible>nucks lost demkos and relied on latvian goaltending >nashville only made playoffs after aa hot streak
>>142314840I'm a season ticket holder and seen my team in the playoffs
>>142317890congratulations retard welcome to the results of an entire season and going into the playoffs
>>142317890only team that looked real strong in the east was florida. consequence of too many teams in the league watering the talent pool down
>>142317890Now post the Eastern Conference
>>142315547KWAB
>>142317890don't forget that gary clotted boeser too
>>142317987My islanders looked good too we just got refpucked out of the first round
>>142317734and this is what you cope by? pathetic
>>142317987agreed. florida was always the eastern conference favorite
>>142317599Just like my islanders
sucks to really suck
>new all-Bruins 4th line at league minimum>including the one whose wife is a whore
>>142318132which one?
>>142318176Chucky said it to Tomas Nosek
my bolts =)
boltZ and ruins are missing playoffs next season
>>142318035you have to be at least 35 years old to have any memory of a canadian team winning the stanley cup
>>142315367He is a retard and his wife is a cunt. They were nice enough to trade him to his hometown now they’re just gunna release him have fun when Utah picks you up on waivers dick breath
>>142317890everything about this unfiltered cope >If>If>They got to because of
We're coming.
Chicago seems decent
Free agency day, or as I like to call it "lets fix our inability to draft or develop prospects" day
>>142318092you don't have to be so mean all of the time
>>142318347yea to the oldfolks home stuck in hell for the next five years
>>142318274Yeah they'll be replaced by the red w--By the senat--By the sabr--Ok no I think they'll make it
Huomenta but opposite
>“So you may have a situation where you’re in the city and you have a ski chalet in the mountains and your dream is to have your seven best friends come for a ski weekend, and they show up and it’s awesome,” Zito said. “Thursday night, you’re going up to ski and you have four Maseratis and a blizzard comes and you can’t drive. The neighbor says ‘I have four SUVs, want to trade?’ Absolutely! And you got killed on the trade, but you had your weekend and that’s almost where we are now with regard to personnel acquisitions. It’s like you’re trying to put the puzzle together.”Enough with the snow Bill
>>142318347>lost to THIS>double downlollmao eventhe predators have become the prey
>>142318576cope petey had knee tendinitis
i am the doctor wife
>>142318554if the sabres can't make it, they should relocate to quebec city. senators will be decent, they have a shot
Lou missed out on former devil adam rico henrique =(
The cats defense got poached hard
Over/under on the Oilers giving Kane the Mike Smith treatment and just subletting him on LTIR even when healthy? There’s no way they can fit these signings.
>>142318576Pettersson needs to step it up next season.
>>142318643Senators are shit. Outside their first line they have 0 good forwards
October's coming My Kraken will be readyBut your team will not
>>142316934these jerseys are much better than that frenchie igloo shit that they had
sorry bitches, the dynasty isn't over yet
>>142318743talk to you in may
>people start lighting off fireworks at 10pm>can hear the fire engines revving up and blaring their sirens 8 minutes laterKek
I hope Stamkos is booed to hell and back every single time he touches the puck when he is back in Tampa.
>>142318758it ended when the asterisks were engraved in the cup
>>142318825I dont think that's going to happen
>>1423186627
>>142316934I wish more teams would use purple. Such an underutilized color that works really well for hockey. Utah should switch out the black for purple when they finally get a name desu
https://youtu.be/rtt6DDY9ko0?si=v_z1h_jw4UG2b8D2Senaturds got a special mention in this video :)
sucks to su- oh nevermind
>>142318846didn't happen
>>142318743Really hope Ron has a trade or two up his sleeve still. Need another winger that gets goals. They overpayed today, but I'm honestly ok with that after years of enduring the cheapness of mariners ownership. The best move the kraken made this offseason was getting far away from root/the mariners.
>>142318980you have to be at least 39 years old to have any recollection of the flamers winning the cup and in that decade their provincial rival won 5
>>142318758*
>>142318455cope its constructive criticism
>>142319037Just like the flyers another pathetic org
Weren't the atlanta flames all french guys involved in the drug trade
>>142319051why couldn't your team win during the shortened seasons?
>>142318758There was a dynasty?
Recap of all the Free Agency signings per team:ANA: Vaakanainen, LeasonBOS: Zadorov, Lindholm, M Jones, Tufte, Oesterle, Koepke, Sweezey, VielBUF: Lafferty, Zucker, Bryson, Gilbert, Aubé-Kubel, B Murray, Jobst, Rathbone, Sandstrom, DunneCGY: Mantha, Cooley, Bean, Lomberg, FrkCAR: Robinson, Martinook, Carrier, Jost, Gostisbehere, WalkerCHI: Bertuzzi, Martinez, Brossoit, C Smith, Teräväinen, Maroon, J Anderson, BrodieCOL: Drouin, Kiviranta, De Haan, P KellyCBJ: Monahan, O SillingerDAL: Steel, Duchene, DeSmith, B Smith, Dumba, Lyubushkin, Lundkvist, Capobianco, Lind, C HughesDET: P Kane, Lagesson, Talbot, Gustafsson, Dries, Campbell, FischerEDM: C Brown, J Brown, J Skinner, Arvidsson, Perry, Janmark, Stecher, Hamblin, Philp, Hoefenmayer, Delia, C CarrickFLA: Reinhart, Nosek, Asplund, Greer, Kulikov, Boqvist, DriedgerLAK: Foegele, Edmundson, Copley, Lewis, Malott, Madden, Studnicka, Gawdin, R WalshMIN: Trenin, Boyd, Cecconi, Crotty, Gaunce, Grosenick, B Jones, D ShoreMTL: Barré-BouletNSH: Marchessault, Stamkos, Skjei, Wedgewood, Carrier, Hinostroza, LucchiniNJD: Pesce, Dillon, Noeson, C White, HardmanNYI: M Reilly, DuclairNYR: S CarrickOTT: Perron, Gregor, Amadio, Pilon, DaviesPHI: E Johnson, MichkovPIT: Grzelcyk, Hollowell, Beauvillier, Shea, Lizotte, Huntington, Imama, Bemström, ClurmanSJS: Toffoli, Wennberg, L Carlsson, SchuldtSEA: Montour, Stephenson, Meyers, Stephens, Biro, Brouillard, LajoieSTL: KapanenTBL: Guentzel, Ylönen, GirgensonsTOR: Ekman-Larsson, C Tanev, Stolarz, M Murray, HakanpääUTA: Cole, Stenlund, Connauton, MatikkaVAN: DeBrusk, Sherwood, Forbort, Heinen, Patera, Desharnais, N SmithVGK: Samsonov, Aston-Reese, Laczynski, R JohnsonWSH: M Roy, E Frank, Priskie, M Gibson, Duhaime, RaddyshWPG: Kähkönen, E Comrie, C Miller
>>142319013No trades are probably gonna happen until developmental camps done. They need to evaluate whether or not Jagger Firkus is ready to take the next step.
>>142319093Because they knew it was a joke season with a joke playoff format so why. fucking. try.
>>142319115I hope not
>>142319123delicious
>>142318722>asking a swede to step it up lol
Life without the xheattle dickgirls was better
>>142319110Thanks pookie
>>142314859That's a man with another man pretending to be a womanalsoOilers won free agency, Skinner will be putting up 40 goals next year and hoisting a Cup named Stanley.
>>142319192Oilers are losing kane and ceci big mistake
>>142319110Oof Montreal surrounding their prospects with nothing is surely not inner sabotage due to Gary rules
>>142319146why
Will the Krakens get Stamkos?
>>142319146seriously what's the deal with the penis head haircut
>>142319110Wow Girgonsons finally left buffalo
>>142319272Perchance
>>142319272fraid he's already gone to trashville
>>142319241Ceci sucks and Kanes not meant for hockey anyway BIG improvements
>>142318980lol other cities are so jealous of our flames
>>142319308They’re important locker room guys
35 minutes until:1. i get off work2. i stop at the market for snacks and beers3. i stop at the bar for two beers and a shot of well whiskey4. i go home and enjoy the next three (3) days offfeels good bros
>>142319110MY leafs improved the most out of any of these teams.
LMAO Oilers have two Skinners and two Browns
>>142319272Nashville overpayed for him. Kraken overpayed for stephenson instead.
>>142319365Hakanpaa is that Finnish flavor theyve needed since Kapanen left
>>142319365Laff fans are going to hate OEL and Tanev sooner rather than later
>>142319110My flames are still 21m under the cap, what are they planning?
>>142319443Yeah but we already hate the entire team
>>142319470Mantha for 1 year is just the catalyst
>>142317227'fraid so
>>142319470WeaponizedCap Space
>>142319110There's a pair of Boqvist brothers in the league btw, FLA signed LW Jesper but RD Adam wasn't resigned by CBJ and is still a free agent
>>142319536>canada day>still haven't removed the fag flag
>>142319470A rebuild they are pretending is not happening.
>>142319536what is wrong with lomberg
>>142319718he fucking sucks
>>142319718sucks
>>142319536Wheres that Mike Amadio contract?
>>142318733They're bringing back tarasenko to trade him for a third again
>>142318749>>142318902they'll be back any day now...
>>142319470Huberdeau - Sharangovich - ManthaZary - Kadri - KuzmenkoColeman - Backlund - CoronatoLomberg - Pospisil - KlapkaPelletierWeegar - MiromanovBean - AnderssonBahl - SolovyovPachalWolfVladarCup here we come
who is randy
>>142319826did they try kuzmenko with hoob much or no
>>142319718They are paying 2 million dollars to an offensive black hole that was averaging 6 minutes per game for Florida who will be scratches half the time
>>142319536this is bunk because it doesn't even account for term
>>142319874don't bring anyone's mother into this
>>142319917ilya dragunov is based
>>142319718A tiny ball of energy who can't score and had his spot taken by the corpse of Okposo
>>142319385Actually four browns
>>142319826Wolf may never face a shot with that defence
>>142320070He had 12 goals which was just as much as huberdeau lol
>>142320131
>>142319826Kuzy will be on the top line >>142319914almost as if they're in a rebuild
>>142319874Cock eater
>>142320151Good because he's still a pup.
>>142319874He sucks Jim's dick
>>142319826Rumour is kadri's gone sorry
>>142320161ah non non non osti de tabarnak huby frères c'est fini
>>142319365lol LOL
>>142320197whoops I clicked the wrong image
>Oilers are above the cap after resigning Henrique >half the roster is new signings or have a nmcwho are they trading? Some combination of Ceci, Kulak, McLeod, and Ryan? Will Calgary or someone ransom their cap space for picks?
>>142319718Too much of a Chad for analytics nerds
>>142320324If Wolf even plays up to 10% of what he has done in his past leagues we are making the playoffs.
Im genuinely exited to watch the flames next season. Gonna be nice to see how all the new players do.
>>142319110where did coilers get all that cap?
>>142319037Yeah the oilers are more successful than the Flames, I never disputed that. Both are still more successful than your team
>>142320433Kane is mysteriously going on ltir
the future of elite goalkeeping
>>142320433soupy campbell buyout
>>142319363Based stay strong brother!
>>142320409So you're saying that if he has a 20.00 GAA the flames can make the ploffs??
Funny how teams like Tampa Bay and Las Vegas told their old bums to fuck off they want to stay competitive. I wonder how they are able to do that methinks
>>142320546american fans, broadly, are more willing to accept a team behaving like a business, is my guess, desu
>>142320532That save percentage
>>142320212>almost as if they're in a rebuildNice cope you fucking retard.
>>142320532I like Wolf
>>142320546No need to sell jerseys
Wolfie board
>>142320640 >Conroy says the 3-5 year window is about building to being a playoff team, would love it to be a 1-3 year, but it takes timeSounds like a rebuild desu
>>142320640not almost ifthey are. they are rebuilding This is what rebuilding teams do. You should be happy you aren't a GM cause I don't think you're cut out for a job that cerebral and it'd save you the embarrassment.
Ive been hearing about Asskarov for like 8 years is he playing this year behind Wedgewood and Saaros?
>>142320358Kane goes on LTIR
>>142320687AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my favorite thing about youtube now is that i get recommended genuine retard channels with like less than 100 view videos. Ever since that algorithm change happened where these weird shits pop up it's been like i get visited by old youtube every once in a while. Yesterday i got recommended a video about some retarded canadian who kept talking about bunnies and cats.
>>142320427Im not exited at all. And not a fan of convoy and huska personally
>>142320797Tendies need more time in the oven. He'll be back in Milwaukee next season.
>>142320855We need an experienced gm like bowmen and coach like q
>>142320732>>142320763Can't wait to read these cope all day every day for the next 3-5 years
hawks should claim bowmen and q before anybody else does it would be hilarious
There is no rebuild only a retool
>>142320797To this day he's still working on picking up his stick
hoob, pelts and mantha are all frenchman bum buds it seems i expect no less from quebecers
>>142320880Bowman is a cool name when you think about it I think he'd be a good fit
>>142320841>Please buy YouTube TV>Here's another pop up to remind you to buy YouTube TV>buy YouTube TV or a puppy diesEvery fucking time I use that shit site now.
>>142320324please be true
>>142320634It's not about fans accepting it's about there not being fans
2024-25 flames looking like the 2014-15 maple leafs
>flames gm literally says they are not going to make the playoffs for 3 years, minimum.>it's not even an actual rebuild, where they tank and sell off everything,>it's a fucking 3 year long retool>flames fans are not only ok with this, they are excited about itBiggest bunch of boot lickers in the league
>>142320324That avs team with kadri was the best team of the decade, they should try to bring him back under a false identity
>>142321104They didn’t have elite goaltending like wolfie elite playmakinfn like hoob and defensive centre depth like backlund and kadri not to mention decent dmen like weeger and andersson
i'm supporting the Flames because they were originally from Atlanta so they were the closest thing my state had to a club for several decades.
>>142321156They literally had kadri
>>142321104you wish hoob was as good as P-A Parenteau
>>142321096wins without fans and fans without wins, what a strange sport!
>>142321120That's rightGFG!!!!
Business idea: range ban Southern Alberta
>Monahan is now a tedFirst Johnny, then Gudbranson, now Monahan. Are teds going to take every FA from the flames?
>>142321120except they did basically sell everyone and will trade kadri too
I’m worried the flames won’t be bad enough and lose their pick to the habs and miss playoffs hurting the 5 year retool
Does calgary have water yet? Or did they give up spending millions of leafbux trying to fix a pipe??
>>142321358More flame fan lies. The usual.
>>142321383We got it back today. Thanks for asking
>>142320532>flames slip into the 'offs, barely edging out >kongs for 3rd in the pacific>go up against coilers in round 1>Wolf shuts the door, holding the oilers to 3 goals in the series, which ends in their cup run in the first round>coilers players have dreams of awoo
>>142321380Trust the Conroy convoy
Can't wait for flames who win the cup and for all the convoy doubters to seethe
>>142321317denied never suggest a business idea ever again
>>142321317I read this as South Africa
>>142321475who did they not get rid of that is preventing it from being a rebuild?
>>142321559*to win the cup
>>142321335Literally all Johnny. He needs his nose beers buddy to play CoD with while Gudbranson pipes his wife in the other room.
>>142321158what about our jets :(
>>142321598Shangovich
>>14232159810.5 million dollars worth of huberdeau
>>142321193Not this advanced version (proven winner)
>>142321644Flames are waiting for Montreal to bite eventually when hoobs numbers stay hot.
>>142321644Flames should be looking for a trade partner for him whose interested?
>>142321644lol>hey fellow GM how would you like a trade for this player? >okay, at 75% retained
>>142321687Anaheim has 30 million cap space and under the floor who says no
oh yeah cbj existsone of Garys failed ventureshe doesn't even acknowledge them
My Wilds signed some dudes today.
>>142321754Atleast they’re not sunbelt
>>142321724Thats where conroy hangs up like he's done a hundred other times to other teams since he's become GM. Teams are now learning they aren't dealing with Treliving anymore and can't fleece him.
What would a huberdeau buyout look like
>>142321792nobody interesting enough that people talk about apparentlyclassic mild
>>142321635one of my favorites, but still salty they let go of Wheeler and Dubois.
>>142321754And he never will
>>142321828Why would they buy him out, word around town is that he's heating up.
>>142321828A Jonathan Huberdeau buyout spans 14 years, has a cost of $12,666,667 and savings of $6,333,333.
>>142321754>>142321906Real shame what Garys people did to JT Millers hometown.
>>142321874nothing but seethe as soon as someone mentions the Wildclassic softpusy cucknadian
How many years until Gary tries to force another attempt at an Arizona team?
>>142321875that's locker room cancers Blake Wheeler and Pierre-Luc-Dubois, why does Winnipeg create such cancerous players, I mean Schiefeles on the edge of being a locker room cancer too also Neil Pionk.
>>142321939aka never going to happen people actually like huberdeau, hes not some sort of villain, just a humble frenchman here to play some puck
>>142321981I bet he tries Reno or San Diego next.
>>142321598What tangible assets did they get in return for dumping all of their players? Some retard defenceman at 9th overall? Nice rebuild.
>>142322008so literally admitting to tampering? gary's going to void this contract isn't he
>>142321975bait post worked, it was youyea bud im seething over here
>>142322008"Banff" sounds profane
The Minnesota Wild
>>142322031Flames bros we’re going to lose our first overall pick
>>142322025they have like a gajillion draft picks
>>142322033bait post worked, it was youyea bud you are seething over there.
>>142321754>watch random game of them and the child predators in march or so>out of contention for year 21/25 again>place still legitimately full and not 9000k inflated giveaway no showsfeel bad for them
>>142322062Would just be a Yakupov anyways
Vegas is proof you don’t build a cup contender through the draft and free agency is the best way to win the cup.
>>142321981Two. We need 36 teams
>>142322074In the next 3 years they have 5 extra draft picks they otherwise would not have had, and have to give up there own 1st rounder in either 2025 or 2026, so they really only have 4 extra picks over the next three years
>>142322062It was going to be montreal pick good ridance
>>142322181The kuzmenko and mantha and andersson trades will happen soon
The Minnesota seething anon is one of the dumbest regulars on /hoc/
>>142322222checked and witnessed
>>142322222Flames haters this can’t be…
>>142322222Confirmed second overall
>>142322222Checked
>>142314840i've been to 2never a playoff game thoughever
>>142322181They sold off assets who already made it clear the didn't want to play there so they got them to fuck off for a massive amount of picks.Something called the "NHL Draft" just happened and they used a chunk of those picks and had an A+ draft as a result. What more would you like to be spoonfed about seeing as you're as smart as an uprooted stump
I think the Oilers improved by adding Skinner to their team because he should be a great compliment to McDavid. Therefore, I think they're still contenders. That being said, I wonder if Mcdavid will stick around if they fail to get a cup before he needs a new contract. My current feeling is he stays out of loyalty to the team who drafted him, but I can't say with confidence I don't know enough about him.
>>142322222
>>142322222holy checked
>>142322434Blud wrote a entire essay goofy ahhhhh trade
>>142322408Eat shit you fucking fag
CRAIG CONROY PRESS CONFERENCE https://youtu.be/9nricUPx6w4
>>142322434I don't understand this but I think I was right
>>142314836>kissing a girlmeh>hugging a girlmeh >girl sitting on your face godly
arshdeep bains for the calder trophy you heard it here first
>>142322670
>>142322888
>>142322888Shame when players know the team will never win.
why does Carolina make so many draft picks if they're not gonna develop them? they've picked like 40 players in the past 4 years and produced maybe 2 nhlers
A towering defenceman with decent skating ability and an endless lust for violence.
Someone go steal the source-code to Cap Friendly and start nu-Cap Friendly the second the original site gets shut off.
>>142322953A sunbelt franchise is not for development, they exist and are for Garys good graces personally gifting them pre developed players from Canadian markets.
>>142322953Do they even have an AHL affiliate yet
>>142322954This terrifies the hockey scout
>1993
he's the wiz nobody beats him
>>142321120Conroy's retarded. He's trying to rebuild but he accidentally made a good team.
>>142323012>Since 2020 the Canes have made 47 picks and developed just Seth Jarvis who was 15th overall. Add in the year prior 2019 where they had 12 picks and got lucky on Pyotr Kochetkov. 59 picks, 2 NHLers.Something has to be done about this prospect graveyard. They don't even trade them off either they hang on to them and ruin there careers.
>>142323169Just like my islanders
>>142323210just another twelve more guys from the MHL
>>142323169The perils of being too smart. Reports are that Gary is not happy with the way Conroy has been handling the team. Gary thought he was gonna be Treliving 2.0.
>>142323210>surprisingly if you take more players the odds of drafting busts increases Not shit lol
>>142323278Only 10 of those picks are from the MHL or Russian jrs
>>142319826I can’t wait for my oilers to absolutely demolish this embarrassment of a farm team. The flames traded most of the players away so it’s time for some new buckbreaking
Convoyboys is it possible we're too powerful for our own good
>>142323210sweetie they have so many elite defensemen they just can't part with at the deadline, among them a russian phenom who's going to come over any year now
our canesies cup drought is old enough to fuck
>>142323380Our islanders cup drought will soon have grandchildren
a surprising and heartwarming revelation, Calgary Flames General Manager Craig Conroy has publicly shared his enthusiasm for VTubers, the popular virtual YouTubers who have been captivating audiences worldwide.During a recent interview on the Flames’ official podcast, Conroy opened up about his newfound hobby, explaining how VTubers have become a source of relaxation and entertainment for him amidst the demanding schedule of managing an NHL team."I first discovered VTubers through my kids," Conroy said. "They were watching these animated personalities, and I got curious. Before I knew it, I was hooked. It's a great way to unwind and have a few laughs. Plus, some of these VTubers are incredibly talented and creative."Conroy specifically mentioned his appreciation for a few prominent VTubers, including Gawr Gura and Mori Calliope from the Hololive production group. "Their streams are fun and engaging. It's amazing how they connect with their audience and create such a positive community."The Flames organization has embraced Conroy's interest, seeing it as an opportunity to connect with a younger, tech-savvy demographic. The team's social media accounts have already begun incorporating VTuber-inspired content, much to the delight of fans."Craig's enthusiasm for VTubers is a great reminder that we all have unique ways to relax and enjoy ourselves," said Calgary Flames President and CEO John Bean. "We support his interests and look forward to seeing how this can bring a fresh perspective to our community engagement efforts."The Calgary Flames are planning a special event featuring a live virtual Q&A session with Conroy and a popular VTuber, where fans will have the chance to ask questions and interact with both personalities. Details of the event will be announced in the coming weeks.
>>142323431broship bro's we have never been more united
ya ok, summer /hoc/ is here.
>>142323487shut up you fucking faggot. you don't know what a broship is.
>>142323548yeah it's called flames and islanders mark
shai and zeev buium....... how bout that Gary
>>142323555YWNG600KVAT
>>142323431NHL could never get Hololive. They could get Phase Connect tho they are a leaf based company
Something to keep in mind about the Sunbelt and its fans is that Gary doesn't like you people. Gary is probably disgusted at you people. You are units, you are statistics, you are asses in seats. To him you are dumb goyim, very very dumb goyim that actually fall for his grow the game tactics.It's completely falsified and fake, none of you played hockey, none of you cared about hockey or even knew what it was and the fact that you are actually a byproduct of his meddling illustrates how stupid Gary thinks you people are and I know Gary thinks you are stupid people because you're southerners, notorious for being some of the stupidest people on the planet. He'll give you his cups now but if he didn't need to use you like cattle he'd stick his hooked nose up at you and leave you for the wolves while he counts his shekels. You are nothing but a dollar value to him.
Damn
>>142323431go Oilers!!
>>142323702yeah fat bandwagoners are nobodies
>>142323702I thought /hoc/ said there was only 200 people there
Brady Tkachuk has to be traded
>>142323790Senaturds are fast approaching buffalo levels
>>142323748>believing coping Yankees
>>142323912CUTE
>>142323548seething because you didn't get tickets kwab
>>142323790He sucks
>>142323956just like my islanders
>>142323702Where were all these fans before the team was good? As in 2 seasons ago.
2024-25 is McDavid's year (for real this time)
>>142324036i never hear anything but gay sobbing from canadians about how none of them watch hockey anymore and the sport is dead so i'm pretty sure they're all like tier 4 or below
>>142324036So fucking true. Gary will never break our spirit
>>142324036My love for my flames is only rivaled by my passion for my islanders
>>142324036Yep Canadians are way more passionate than Poomericans
>>142324094true the only things i'm passionate about are burgers and bbc
>>142324112based wild or panthers fan
The only sport America are good at is Americans football, which no other country has picked up because it's a shit sport where the optimal body type is stage 5 obesity
>>142324141knights fan actually
>>142324036>seattle>tier 2
11 more hours until we get the rest of the schedule
>be an increasing international laughing stock every year>watch your country's teams lose for over 30 years (at the minimum)>a-at least we won a couple a-amateur hockey tournaments!!!!!!!!KWABI would probably kill myself if I was a Canadian hockey fan. At least your gay basketball team won a few years back KWAB>>142324147cup champs retard 1993
>>14232417819801933
>>142324185turn your monitor on retard KEK 1993
>>142324164Why do they have to cut the h off of Utah?
>>142324142>which no other country has picked upJapan had something to say about that recently...
>>142324195what?19331980
>>142324210>w-whatKWABNo cups in your lifetime.:^)
>>142324007The Panthers weren't champs so they weren't at the parade like they are this year. >>142324036>tiers of 2024 stanley cup champions>tier 1: Panthers>tier the rest: everyone else
>>142324215National victory's matter more than the NHL 19331980
>>142324203You retarded or something?
>>142323702What fans? Have you seen the actual pictures? There is about 198 people in the videos of the actual parade.
>>142324142>where the optimal body type is stage 5 obesity
>>142323956Just like my islanders
>>142324229Just like my islanders
Why cant Utah think of a name from now until the start of the season? did Gary already have jerseys in pre-production?
>>142324231>what fansThe ones seen here >>142323702
>>142324238It takes Numales two o long to pick a name
>>142324244wtf is this shit are they actually gonna play each other?
The Panthers are the champions of the world. The stan lee cup belongs in Florida
>>142323702>an excuse to go party on the beach These aren't fans.
>b-but your team has no fansWell they for sure have a Stanley Cup.
>>142324036>>142324163Correct. Krakheads literally cannot stop winning.
>>142324245Nice reading comprehension retard.>>142324227>n-national v-victories>amateur tournamentsmaybe on planet retard
>>142323722>>142324007>>142324231>>142324266delicious cope
>>142324258Yeah it’s the first six players named
>>142324275*
>>142324233>I am an elite athlete in america's favourite sport
>>142324267oof you can see Nick Cousins is balding, BAD.
>>142324036>the highest sunbelt franchise barely makes it into tier 3>a sunbelt franchise in tier 5 has since folded and relocated Yeah really speaks volumes.
>>142324267Cool, all the fans they ever had showed up to South Beach.
>>142324294Sad
>>142324291Disingenuous retard.1993
>notorious party city definitely only has dedicated, long-time hockey fans at their giant partyretards
>>142324244The biggest mistake was not having the swede Sebastian Aho as well.
>>142324271>NOOOOO THE PICTURES GOING AGAINST MY NARRATIVE ARENT REALCope.>They're there for a partyWell it is a party celebrating being champion after all.
>>142324244>Ow my neck and busthewsIt's literally over.
>>142324304Nothing about that was disingenuous. Half the players are fatties.
>>142324244Why no Russia? The US gotcaught having some military coup in Bolivia recently why are they in it?
>>142324308looks more like random drunk latinx patrolling the beach since nobody was there for the actual parade
>>142324301Since 1993>Panthers: 1 Stanley Cup>Canada: 0 Stanley Cups
>>142324269krakheads run /hoc/
>>142324220The cups that are handed out post mid 2000's are not the same cups anymore. They are "won" in accordance to a desired profit margin. The blatant game fixing I have noticed these past few years especially confirms this. People are easy to forget how much refpuck was given to the anointed teams in their cup runs. There's a reason no team congratulated the Panthers cup win during the draft this year, everyone knows its an outright sham now.
>>142324329*
>need to win the championship for anyone to care soul less
>>142324307Shut the fuck up stephen
>>142324329Helps when everyone you faced was pure softpussy material
>>142324317just like my islanders
>>142324344meds
Imagine how badass the Olympics would be. Huberdeau doing nasty passes to Connor mcdavid who passes it Crosby for the golden goal 2
>>142324307KWAB
>>142324341We never even got to usher in the age of Scott Clemmensen
>>142324359Bud should do a gofundme
>>142324341Is this photoshop or something?
>>142324356sweaty, nobody here cares about amateur tournaments. try winning a cup sometime kek
>>142324359LOL
>>142324321Swedish and Finnish numales said no
>>142324364Desu, he shouldn't have been 30 seconds late. Tickets go fast these days.
>>142324333>>142324334>>142324347Anyways here are the facts. Panthers are your Stanley Cup Champions!
>>142324317the fat players are the tackles and defensive ends so maybe like 20% of the players and they're fat on purpose because it makes them perform better, once they retire they return to a healthy wait
>>142324359>no ticketsKWAB
>>142324376not my champs. it's wild that all four "cup wins" that the state of florida have are asterisks
>>142324378weight* jesus christ
Americans don't understand playing for something other than money. What a sad way to view the world.
>>142324333>>142324334>>142324347>all this saltyness
>>142324386Retard
>>142324378So you have to be fat to play some positions? lol
patty
>>142324380Facts don't care about your feelings, yankee.
>>142324233See this? This is you when you post dumb shit like this to the thread. You are the pathetic white beta male kneeling to your new masters as if they actually give a shit and don't just want you dead. Posting some juiced to the gills black guy as if its supposed to make a rational point to anything is so unbelievably pathetic.
>>142324401>le ebin science black man rapist quoteyou can't make this shit up
>>142324244No Russia no watch. This gay shit is a political stunt, nothing more. Certainly not a best on best.
Who’s signing them?
1992 Panthers shirt featuring the original usage of the Palm Tree logo
>>142324415It’s not Gary’s fault that Sweden and Finland are gay retards.>>142324371
>>142324420Klingbergs going back to Toronto
>>142324425Sad
>>142324402Black people don't have gills you retard. 1993
>>142324410I have no idea what a ebin science black man is but whatever. Still the champs.
>>142324391What does using "amateur tournament" to discredit the Olympics mean then.
>>142324459well, i can see how it'd be hard to understand for someone at a grade 5 level reading comprehension. canada hasn't won the highest level mens professional hockey tournament in over 30 yeras. hope that helps
The no tickets meme is overdone and dry.
>>142324392not really a novel concept tbqh
>>142324478ponder the aroma
>>142324410that quote is from ben shapiro ya dummy
>>142324478fake sport dominated by a Czech man
>>142324472Nice deflection. Anyway as I was saying: Americans don't understand playing for something other than money.
>>142324477>502k
wait this place is still filled with /pw/ faggotry???? wow every Canadian flag here (except mine) is indian
>>142324478>>142324484>ponder the aroma
>>142324487i'm very well aware of the obvious fact he's ripped off the quote:"Shapiro and Tyson are rather alike in their insistence on their own viewpoints as rational and therefore correct. 'Facts don’t care about your feelings,' reads Shapiro’s pinned tweet. That sentiment parallels a famous Tyson quote, 'The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.'" thank you for your retardation though
>>142324491>he works for freeKWAB
>>142324491truth hurts but you're right. This place is an economic zone and nothing more. arguments about how to bbq food slightly differently are the extent of craftsmanship for the sake of it here
>>142324506
>>142324507those quotes are nothing alike retard, shapiro's line is specifically calling out the left's obsession with feelings
I would play hockey for free I love it
>>142324525Nice copy pasta. You have no response. This is what winning looks like, take notes boys.
>>142324540BASED retard. please go get your GED or whatever equivalent you guys have up there.
>>142318554sabres-devils ecfyou heard it here first
You can't even cry conspiracy accusations anymore when things like this data is well known and logged events like the hot mic incident. Gary and the owners have a revenue sharing agreement in that everyone gets paid an equal amount amongst eachother while Gary gives cup wins to sunbelt franchises to garner a profit off of the unsuspecting people. Its fact. Cups now mean fuck all. As this continues to be the case more and more people will realize cups mean fuck all and that giant honeypot Gary keeps sticking his nose in will run out. 4chan always figures things out first and it'll all get popular with the public later on.
>>142324526Its very similar here. Feels bad.
>>142324569It’s sad how many legendary players that never played in the sunbelt lost their cups due to Gary
I like how treliving was like I need a right handed d and signed all of the free agents fucking top g badass for sure. He just plopped his dick on the table and we’re all here for it what a alpha gm
>>142324601Worst gm in the league, He ruined our flames
584 days until the Winter Olympics
>>142324579ya know what's sad? your country not winning the cup in over 30 years KWAB
>>142324291They are like sumo wrestlersThey look like this but still have excellent physical fitness and muscle mass
>>142324610Why are you ignoring me? >>142324548
>>142324341holy....
>>142324619sometimes posts transcend retardation to the point that they aren't worth replying too
>>142324610Meanwhile america winning the Olympics is so impressive they got a guy that acts in marvel movies to make a movie lol
>>142324632concession accepted
Canadian teams have a had a combined 198 chances to win the Stanley cup since 1993 and have not won since.
>>142324646that's super cool bro, good luck in your amateur tournament in 2026>>142324654here's another concession for ya bud*pisses on your face after hitting you with the x-factor*KWAB
Could the next thread be Flames themed? Connie has been doing a great job and I want him to know that we support him
>>142324672wrestling is for children lil guy
It's not like /hoc/ and other places don't already know this stuff what I have a problem with is peoples total complacency to the fact. Gary wanna make this league all about his southern market teams? Fine. But i'll do my best to de-legitimize his insidious jewish grift he's been doing on people. Fuck Gary.
>>142324684see you on opening day
Vegas golden knights lost all their draft picks to get humiliated by the stars.
>>142324680it's wrestlechads
>>142324690just like my kraken
>>142324688>opening dayNumale please
https://youtu.be/BW8Z4Vybz0U?si=ZM68Zr8exi6Rcdgbthey wanna help you to growaaaaaaaaaand thennnsiphon all your dough
>>142324790
>>142320841I get a random chinese lady doing karaoke
