>earned everything he has through honest hard work, willpower and determination>had to beat poverty, a garbage family, and career ending medical conditions>has won the top 3 leagues and has ALL the records in the most prestigious competition in world football>dominates the elements, thrived in cold, rainy smoggy england and in the barren, scorching deserts of arabia>WORLD top goalscorer of 2023 at 38 years of age, another feat never done before>idol and icon of all young stars of all genders, races or religions>sigma prime male, never roided, never the media darling, devout christian, always fighting the good fight against israel and american corpos like cocacolaRonaldo is the greatest football player of ALL time, the most important, charismatic and successful person of the most popular sport in the world. A story of success against all odds, a story of success against the world. The one true GOAT.
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cheers
>>142325615Based and true. MY GOAT
>>142325615100% Respect
>>142325615I KNEELTSU-sama
>>142325615My hero after our prophet
>>142325615>earned everything he has through honest hard work, willpower and determination>scored 100 goals by literally cheating (diving) and goofy offsides
>>142325615 Every player that has played under pep guardiola has taken PED'sSpanish authorities’ investigations uncovered a shockingly wide doping network around Eufemiano Fuentes. The evidence implicated most of Europe’s leading cyclists, but people weren’t overly shocked at the confirmation of something that most suspected anyway.The most compelling evidence produced by Operacion Puerto suggested that it wasn’t just cyclists but footballers who were “treated” by Fuentes. This was of course around the time when Spanish teams and athletes had started to dominate their respective fields. Fuentes has admitted in the past he worked with Guardiola. He is also alleged to have said “If I would talk, the Spanish football team would be stripped of the 2010 World Cup”With the nandrolone (an anabolic steroid) scandals of the early 2000s, where multiple bans were handed down to Guardiola. Guardiola was playing at Brescia at the time, where his club doctor was Ramon Segura – the same Segura who worked for Pep during his highly successful spell managing Barcelona.3 doctors who worked with Lance Armstrong’s US Postal cycling team received lifetime bans from sport for providing athletes with EPO, blood transfusions and masking agents. One of cycling’s most famous ‘doping doctors’, Luis del Moral is also working with Barcelona under the guise of “medical advisor”. FC Barcelona haven’t made a statement on del Moral’s ban, which prohibits him from working in any sport which has signed up to the WADA code of conduct. It would be interesting to hear why they employed del Moral and what his specific role was within the team.
>>142325615>look like this>rape>and also be a general bitch boy retardMessi is better
>>142326547Women love to be raped
>>142325615https://strawpoll.com/GJn44GE7Qnz
>>142326519They would've had markings.
>>142325615That pic is photoshopped right? Ronaldo would have to be a literal superhuman to carry all this muscle around for 90 minutes
>>142325615>always fighting the good fight against israel and american corpos like cocacolaAre you serious? Cristiano Ronaldo did that? He was once asked about the moral implications of the sponsors of the world cup and he stormed out of the interview pissed.
How did Ronaldo earn the title of champion of the heckin ummah while messi became the jews champion
>>142326590is this true?
Those Barça years are literally the most disgusting display of refball in the history of the sport yet everyone just pretends it didn't happen.
>>142326730Afraid so
>>142326590what other secrets did your mum share?
>>142325615This visage brings incalculable amounts of seethe to poor thirdie manlets across the world
>>142325615he just couldnt retire after juve that's his mistake he's too old and embarassing himself in irak
>>142326741I believe you
Ronaldo is too much of a positive role model, the programming in the NPCs flares up when they see him and it tells them to destroy him. The opposite is true for the doping, cheating midget who sold his soul and his body for success.
>>142326752Your mum also said you are a faggot and she wishes she never had you while she was guzzling my cum
>>142326741>treat woman with care>she betrays me>treat woman like shit>she adores meYou might be unto something
>>142326846That's how it works unfortunately. For them kidness = weakness. They can't differentiate.
>>142326776>JU COULDN'T FUCKING RETIRE?>LIO, POR DIOS, YOU KNOW ME!
>>142325615>ALL the records in the most prestigious competition in world footballWhich world Cup?
>>142325615He hogs all the play and ruins players around him. Portugal play better football without him.
>>142325615>has ALL the records in the most prestigious competition in world footballModric and Kroos took that away from him I'm afraid
just accept that the way he plays is less magical than messi, even if the latter's freak body helped him
>>142328193you mean getting pumped chock-full with hgh and barças mystery concoction? yeah that might have helped a bit
>>142326590>>142326730I'm not liking this interaction
is this the pussynaldo united general? any helpful links to numb the pain?
>>142325615>>yap yap yap>>yap yap yap>misses
>>142329113Too ugly. I wouldn't rape them while I'm having a good day.
the greatest there ever was, there is and there ever will be
>>142325615Shopped pic, also didn't read. Kys Penaldo semen slurper
>>142329248why are you talking about Toni Kroos now
>>142325615He's no George Best
>>142326730i want to be raped by thick danish pikbut i have a penis
>>142325615Based
