Ive got a good feeling about tonight, lads
gaan status?
WE
0-1 Romania calling it now
>>142326531This entire tournament has been a colossal shitshow desu
weet ik
Feels like a red card bro. Don't bet the house.
>>142326331Ik ook
GAAN STATUS: WE
>>142326331Wat nou?
>>142326331why do dutch middle aged men all have that exact same haircut?
>>142326651bald?
>>142326331We either win or fans will lose their shit , both entertaining win/win
>>142327011(((fans)))
>>142326331IK OOKI GAANYOU GAANWE GAAN
>>142327011
WE GAAN
>>142327903he had right of way
PAN AM FUCKING SHITS
>>142326331week it
>>142327921OUTTA MY FUCKIN WAY
>>142327903*HONK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK*
>>142327903Have we started the fire?
Hier rust
>>142329110he roasted alright
>>142328949Yes, the fire rises
>>142326531In the extra time
>>142329220Its gonna be an own goal again
>>142329110How can he rest there? Did they scoop up some ash from the runway and pretend it was him?
>>142329261its not him, its his father
>>142329110I can read dutch, but it's really painful
>>142326331for me it's Dutch international Owen van Gaal
>>142327903why were they in the middle of the runway while he was gashing though?
>>142329577he took off without the tower's permission
>>142329110gaan but not forgotten.
>>142329110Mijn lieve man, dat is en ding.
>>142329604You mean the tower did not give him the permission he was dueThis was the KLM star pilot we're talking about
>>142329604>needing to ask “permission” to “flight control tower”ngmi
>>142329711>>142329665
>>142329604And what did they do about it?
>>142327903Eve Meyer (Russ Meyer's wife) was killed on that plane
>>142329762she was a big gal
>>142329790fore ewe
Enjoy the good feeling while it lasts.
>>142329762Dead Whore Storage
>>142329623kek
>>142329977>((sound of laughter))>((shouting))>((sound of engine roar))>((sound of impact - end of recording))holy based
>>142329977>Nooo my hecking stats! >we gaan!>dies and kills 61 peopleKek what a bitch
>>142329977A daring synthesis
>>142329977Isn't this from Joker
>>142329977would probably have lost his license if it turned out well
>>142330040>61 peoplenuh-uh, he killed almost 600.
What does "mic keyed" mean?
>>142330128Sorry I was thinking about the survivors not the victims
>>142327236weet ik
>>142330142When you use a radio or other means of comms, pressing the button to transmit and talk means "keying the mic". He did that to take up transmission space so the tower won transmit to him. A complete dickhead and unprofessional move.
>>142329604>>142329665Actually it was a communication problem. The tower sent him a message that the runway was occupied, but it didn't arrive, so he interpreted the situation as "we've already been delayed by a bunch of kids running on the runway, a fake bomb threat, and this gay ass fog. Tower isn't tellilng me anything so the place must be deserted, let's just fucking go"The story isn't as batshit insane as the meme makes it out to be
>>142329623
>>142329623lel
>>142330210Yeah there were communication problems, but he still needed verbal permission according to regulations. Also he was obviously in a hurry to fuck off cause he loaded the plane full with fuel instead of just refueling on his actual destination in Gran Canaria, he wanted to land there and take off immediately.
>>142330348I think the reason he was in a rush were the multiple delays. People in the plane were upset, he wanted to save as much face as possible for the company, that kind of thing.So in the end... the memes make him out to be an ironic hero, but he was a real hero. And a real human bean.
>>142329623jej
>>142329623This joke doesnt really work because "gaan" is etymologically closely related to "gone"
>>142329623>>142330370Lmao
>>142330420wat nou?
>>142330422he looks like a real life Quagmire from family guy. Who also happens to be a pilot.Hmm.
>>142330370Yup, one woman even got off the plane cause of the delays and refused to board again since she lived in Tenerife anyways and would've had to take the ferry back there after they landed in Gran Canaria. They wouldn't let her leave cause she was still in transit, in the end she was one of the few survivors.
>>142330420weet ik
>>142330461Giggity
>>142330209Thank you, so it's not scratching the microphone with your car keys so the other end gets a horrible noise in his headphones.
>>142330584Kek that probably would have been worse. It's still kind of funny to me how you can hear the point of impact on the transmission.
>>142330479ik ook
non-dutchbros, why is "we gaan", "ik ook" and "we hebben een serieus probleem" so funny to you?
>>142329740Kek
>>142330749ik ook ook o ik ook ook
>>142329711>>142329740
>>142330370Yea everything about this story is completely fucked. >Sunday afternoon>only 2 people on duty at the tower that day>the tenerife airport was small as shit and there were several planes that had to taxi in. >eventually some if them had to use the runway to taxi into position >no ground radar >the horrible fog that made visibility into 0 causing the air traffic controllers to not even be able to see the runway. I'm surprised only 1 crash happened
These are always the best threads no matter the board
>>142330420jij bent vast heel leuk op feestjesik ook niet, maar dat terzijde
>>142330996he said the thing HAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>142330996He said the ik ook lmao
We gaan winnen. Het komt naar huis
draad gaat zo langzaam. iedereen ziet dat ik een kleine piemel heb :O
>>142326531>120+2
>>142330772Reading it phonetically in English makes it sound like something between monkeyspeak and Jar-Jar Binks
>>142330996>le funny dutch meme words
>>142331110La ciudad de Toluca está especializadoEn la elaboración de este embutidoPero también se fabrica por un sinfínDe pequeñas empresas familiaresEn varias partes del paísHay una variedad de prestacionesDel chorizo rojo, llamado asíBusco la mosca en el chorizo, ¡ay, ay, ay, ah!
>>142329977>I'll tell you what you get>you get what you fucking we gaanholy shit
>>142327903Panam fucking shits
>>142331016>>142331047>>142331110godverdomme kek
>>142330040Bro 61 people survived, he killed 583 people
>>142331054Deze jongen heeft een kleine piemel
Wollah g paas mij die balletje Memfish Deppy gaat 16 doelpuntjes maken wollah ik zweer kankerjoch rustaaagggh DIKKE BMW
>>142330772voor engelssprekenden klinkt nederlands een beetje zoals engels, maar dan kankerdom
>>142331497Yea I realized that, I got the victims confused with the survivors.
>>142331591>>142330772They say that back in the 16th and 17th centuries, and English person from East Anglia and someone from Flanders, if you put them next to each other they could have a conversation and pretty much understand each other
>>142331990Frisian, since it's the closest relative to English
Cowman said he's considering playing fucking Danny Blind on the midfieldJesus christ God help us and our shit-tier midfield
>>142332265Yes I think I meant to say Frisian
I get the feeling that /sp/ thinks that "ik ook" is some obscure meme phrase that is seldom used in real life. But it literally means "me too". Come here and you'll hear people ik ooking all around you. Ain't pronounced like a sperging chimp tho, unfortunately
>>142332283He may actually be what we need. Good passing, good insight, lots of experience. We just shouldnt expect him to run a lot. But line up is confirmed already, no Blind in startup
>>142332375Also, "ook" is pronounced as "oak" in English
>>142331591laat eens wat chauvinisme zien, kankerlijer
>>142332283This fat motherfucker is playing Bergwijn over MalenI want all these cancer coaches out and I want the KNVB bobo (not that one) maffia to fuck off and die, and I want a real coach appointed so we can finally try and actually win somethingCan't wait for Bosz, Slot and Ten Hag to take over the NT for the next 15 years. Hell, I'd take a decent foreign coach.If the KNVB even dares to appoint Gio, Cocu or Van Bommel I will stop watching forever (they 100% will try all three, bet the house on it)
>I get the feeling that /sp/ thinks that "ik ook" is some obscure meme phrase that is seldom used in real life. But it literally means "me too". Come here and you'll hear people ik ooking all around you. >Ain't pronounced like a sperging chimp tho, unfortunately
>>142332472It's going to be fucking Van Bommel and you know it. Too much family connections.Ten Hag, Slot and Bosz would never accept being NT manager, it pays a fraction of any Premier League/Bundesliga club and you basically have to mold a bunch of overpaid clowns together into a tight team within less than 3-4 weeks.
I fear not this match, but the next one if turkey advances. Overvecht will burn.
Fear the shitters with no pressure who have already accomplished their goal
>>142332472>>142332648it's going to be van basten again.
>>142332431This is disappointing
>>142329110wtf i understand dutch now?
Question for inhabitants of the Netherlands:Do the Dutch harbour any resentment towards Spain or Austria for their involvement in the Spanish and Austrian Netherlands respectively and the wars that took place with those countries and the Habsburgs?
>>142332648>van bommel Holy shit he's going to take you guys to a WC final and choke lol
>>142332265>From the third through the fifth centuries, Frisia suffered marine transgressions that made most of the land uninhabitable, aggravated by a change to a cooler and wetter climate.[16][17][18][19] Whatever population may have remained dropped dramatically, and the coastal lands remained largely unpopulated for the next two centuries. When conditions improved, Frisia received an influx of new settlers, mostly Angles and Saxons. These people would eventually be referred to as 'Frisians' (Old Frisian: Frīsa, Old English: Frīsan), though they were not necessarily descended from the ancient Frisii. It is these 'new Frisians' who are largely the ancestors of the medieval and modern Frisians.[20]So we're basically the same people
>>142332375>>142332431nobody cares, nerd. go back to r*ddit.
>>142332431I decide how it's pronounced, not you
>>142333307nah, just as a joke maybe.same if you would still be pissed at us for the medway raid, no one really cares after a few generations
>>142330772>we hebben een serieus probleemLMAO
>>142333307nah not really , that war ultimately helped shape a national identity in the low countries with a common enemy
>>142333574>>142333683I see, thanksIf a new Habsburg Emperor declared themselves sovereign - just over modern Austria for now - but started to threaten northern Italy.... would it stir up any old feelings? How would the Netherlands react?
>>142333917IL PIAVE MORMORAVA
>>142334743Please calm down and consider how happy you would be as an imperial subject of Austria
>>142333917Stop asking stupid questions
>>142335112No need to be rude
>>142334977I’d be happy bombing them, yes
why did this man become the butt end joke of this disaster? He literally did nothing wrong, the Pan Am flight/ATC was in the wrong.
>>142335423Because he should have waited for clear instructions but rather than waiting, he GAAN
>>142335476that was common practice at the time. If someone dies from asbestos because it was in their roof and walls without them knowing that is not their fault either.
Errr Kapitien, we habben en sereius probleem
>>142329977
>>142335639>if I drive out into traffic with a fogged up windscreen and crash its the other cars fault for not being visible
>>142336782Grubbs bros how do we respond?
>tfw been pronouncing it like english "we gone" all this time>turns out its pronounced "vi xan"
>>142339396That is not correct at all. In "gaan" the "aa" is pronounced like "ah". The E in "we" sounds more like the "uh" in "huh"
>>142340249huh gahn
>>142340249vuh xaan
>>142340249WUHGOON
>>142330772Because he sneed me af
