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this goalkeeper has singlehandedly broken /sp/ beyond repair. based porco for once.
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/elite/ goalkeeping
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gbh great goalkeeping
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>This was Slovenia's first ever penalty shootout
>They have now officially never scored a shootout pen
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>>142327415
>in the top one GK starts diving seconds before the player kicks the ball
Yeah I think the players were shit, the GK didn't do well here
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It's our fault for making these Slovain/Slowak/Schekia countries thing this shit is easy.
Saw Croatia having a good time thought they'd give it a go themselves.
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GK predives on every penalty, he got lucky they all went weakmind
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>>142327493
>seconds
Like half a second
He did a great job at reading the guy, that's all.
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>>142327529
they are better than you
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>>142327555
You huffing glue, man?
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>>142327565
it’s so over for Croatia.
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goalies carried that game, oblak was also insane
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>>142327584
I'll bet you one (1) 2026 FIFA World Cup™ that you're wrong.
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>>142327634
bold claim, I will actually support you now.
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>>142327415
All three would have went in, if they did it the Lewandowski way and waited until the GK chose a side.
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>>142327544
the rule is 0 seconds. goal should be awarded.
but also fuck these losers who cant deliver undefendable top corner shots even though half the games are decided by penalties and they get paid millions to walk around and kick a ball for 2 hours a week
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>>142327415
they are all terribly shot, he only need to pick the right side and he was an easy stop
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Oblak was a legend too. I don't hold it against him that he fumbled in the penalties. The guy had to hold way stronger than Diogo through 120 minutes. It's no wonder he was physically, mentally and spiritually spent by then.

Slovenia's attackers who also failed the penalties are the KWABs
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>>142327481
Wait until you learn >we have never won a euro game and likely never will. >We even hold a record for most games euro games played without a win
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>>142327729
what? you can jump and stand wherever you you want, you just cant go over the line with both feet before the shot (which he didnt)
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>>142327767
yeah but there’s 25 people living in Slovenia so you still win.
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>>142327823
I have been to Slovenia one million times, you can’t fool me, you live in comfyland par exellence.
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>>142327945
I mean, 3 penalites wasted?
lol
lmao even
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>>142327415
yep, i'm thinking /elite/
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>>142327932
still the most embarrassing
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I dont consider this to be remotely comparable to Englel and Asspain. My rationale is that Portugal's team is (1) astronomically better funded, (2) rigorously drilled in penalty taking both on the club and NT levels, (3) significantly more experienced than (fucking) Slovenia. In fact, if I was the coach, I would put everything into attacking in ET knowing that if it got to penalties the opponents would surely win. What was so funny about Spain + England was that it was unexpected. It was perfectly expected for Slovenia to get humiliated in penalties because probably their entire team combined doesn't have the experience just Ronaldo has at penalties both in terms of technique, training, exposure, and composure at a high level. Finally, we notice that all the Slovenes, as well as the Spainards and 2 of the Englanders, did not employ any form of stutter step or advanced technique.

England was an embarrassment because Southgate utterly fucked the lineup and put young, in experienced, and tired players despite having better options for unknown reasons against an italy team where some of the penalty takers have been playing football longer than saka was alive at the time; Spain was embarrassing because it was against Morocco, the lineup was fucked, and Busquets choked on a dick; Solvenia is not at all embarrassing because not only did they have no depth, not only did they have literally NO experience, not only did they have young and inexperienced players plus a few older shitters, but they are fucking Slovenia vs a team with Cristiano Ronaldo and their coach had a red.
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>>142327958
Croatia was playing FOR penalties. By putting this and Slovenia with England and Spain you delegitimize what was so profound about England and Spain losing. Stop being a retard
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>>142328198
>Southgate
he unironically had to send the woke message, so glad it failed. That day was like winning a world cup
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>>142327415
Decent goalkeeping but none were really great penalties, second and third were poor
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>>142328256
Yeah it was honestly one of the most significant moments in football history and to compare it to Slovenes choking vs Cristiano Ronaldo, Silva, etc... is retarded beyond words
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>>142328256
muh woke message
that's bullshit, he appointed as penalty takers because they were forwards and he foolishly thought forwards are better at taking pens when the best at taking pens are center backs
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>>142327415
3 mighty lions, What's your point :-)
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>>142328311
it is honestly more excusable and actually reasonable to believe that Southgate wanted to win with Saka, Rashford, and Sancho despite having better, more composed, and more experienced penalty takers than it is to believe that one of the best funded NTs on the planet whose league knelt for longer than America did, whose Coach was picked in part due to his commitment to diversity, in their moment important match in decades decided to allow a 19yo, a 21yo, and a 23yo who at the time had lamost no experience and were coming off of their first "good" season vs an Italy whose entire team was comprised of grizzled veterans
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>>142327415
Wypipo don season dey penalties.
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>>142328406
no it's ridiculous.
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>>142328311
by the way, it should be noted that both Sancho and Rashford were brought on at 120' SPECIFICALLY to take the penalties
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>>142327415
less the goalkeeping being good and more the shitty half-high half-to-a-side penalties
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>>142328311
wow you're a spastic
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>>142328473
And both were left out of the england squad lol
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>>142327493
Eat your pasta and stop making retarded mental gymnastics contrarian posts Mario
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>>142327758
He was already broken by the second penalty shot
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>>142327932
>>142327945
>>142327958
Why are they all shooting low? Surely the top corner is the hardest to defend.
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>>142328463
so lets analyze this
>bring all 3 on in ET specifically to take the penalties
>put them in slots where England would most likely win
>sub off older and more experienced players
>only 1 (Rashford) has any experience taking penalties at a high level and his history is shoddy at best and only 1-2 years long
>team is publicly committed to DEI in football
>ENTIRE LEAGUE knelt for a year longer than America
>southgate is your coach (picrel)
>a myraid of other reasons
you are telling me that you honestly believe there is a 0% chance that southgate didnt see the headlines? that he was motivated exclusively by reason and, because he was motivated exclusively by reason, he logically justified putting 2 players with literally 0 experience and 1 player with minimal experience in the most important positions in the most important game of their lives when better options were available?
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>>142327415
At least they're not black mercenaries
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>>142327493
You can do that as long as one of your feet is touching the line
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>>142327767
slav/elite/bros... not like this...
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>>142327685
Stutter step is now "The Lewandoski way"
Fucking zoomers
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>>142327415
Watch the body language of the players. As soon as they "open" their arms, they cross it. The Slovenian that didn't cross it has his arm tucked in. Amazing reaction time to see this
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>>142328649
yeah you're an idiot. I'm sure them being forwards and having a great penalty taking record before that is just a coincidence.
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>>142328649
He didnt even use sterling who was one of our top goal scorers during the tournament, despite being also black like wtf lol
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>>142328730
>penalty experience = under pressure experience
a coach is a disgustingly bad coach if he thinks that
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>>142328730
what lol are you seriously brain damaged
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>>142328198
Slovenia literally played for penalties thinking they were sure to win. You could see them celebrate every attack they stopped and time wasted during the last moments of the match and all of extended time as if it was a goal.
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>>142328649
>Jap is retarded
This is a weeb website
Stop embarrassing yourself
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>>142328311
it was blatant
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>>142328822
>that webm
what the fuck happened there
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>>142328822
>Slovenia literally played for penalties thinking they were sure to win
I dont think it is correct to say that their entire strategy was playing for penalties. I think it is obvious that they were trying to win in normal time by playing off the counter they began to lose focus in ET. Did they think they had an about equal or slightly better chance at penalties than in open play? Most probably, yes. Was this a very naive and dumb supposition? Also yes, but it was not out of character unlike Spain and England. I turned the match off at penalties because I knew that it was over. The amount of money put into Ronaldo or Silva's penalty taking training over their careers at just the club level is worth more than every Slovene player and coach combined
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Portugal almost always wins in Penalties, I don't know what they were thinking
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>>142328909
Couldn't live with the fact he was attracted to Rikku
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>>142328633
He dared Cricri to miss again by not moving at the stutter and lost
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>>142328230
Last time I checked the goal was the same for every team, a penalty is _always_ wasted by the one taking the shot and to waste 3 out of 5 is a MAJOR FUCKUP regardless of your team's current FIFA ranking (lmao).
Stop trying to whitewash this crap.

>>142328636
Because they're crap, that's why.
>muh risk
>muh pressure
Crap, plain and simple.

>>142328311
>>142328649
>>142328730
Saka's senior penalty taking debut at that too.
5D chess by Mr. Soufgate.
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>>142328956
impeccable by the english teacher
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>>142328956
only sane person ITT.
What did people expect, that we would play tiki taka vs Portugal with slovenian league players?
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>>142327430
gave me faith that shootouts are not blowouts.
I kneel.
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>>142327493
so? foot was on the line before the ball launched
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>>142328198
>>142328230
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>>142328649
>>142328956
>the penalty shootout mentally broken him
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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