We can't score
This game reeks of maximum meme gameWin or lose, we're in for a good time
they WILL slurp our semen
Le Slurpe incoming
>>142328902>>142328940>>142328973Why cant you niggas play like brazil
>>142329285brazil plays like shit
Éder on a plane right now boys.>c'est fini.
>>142329473it was refball and luck.
>>142328902Super hattrick Ronaldo and a Koundé own goal. No need to thank me
>>142328940nah, i think this game will finally expose the bald fraud and his geriatric friendsit's all fun and games playing (again and again) against andorra, san marino and liechtenstein
>>142328902I would 100% take a 0-0 and let it be decided on penaltiesBut i have seen mostly all France's games and not only they have a better team, they actually create clear cut chances to score, they just dont score for some reason. Also ive heard today that they dont lose a game in the 90 minutes in a big tournament since 2014, that was 10 years ago. There is no way we are winning, best we can hope for is a draw
>>142329512>refballcope
>>142329635Also to add to this, i think the illusion that we can win the Euros, or that we are any good, is dead by now. This team isnt good, this coach isnt good, we aint winning shit regardless of the outcome from yesterday's match or next Friday one. 2000 felt like shit because it was our tournament, we would have won it, we were the better team. 2006 felt bad too, 2024 wont be anywhere near close to that level
>>142329635everytime france and portuga played each other at the euro, the winner won the euro>>142329680yes it was, moutinho fouled griezmann in the build up to the goal, koscoielny didn't foul eder in fear of getting a second yellow, first yellow was a eder handball, the rat pretended he didn't to handball of course.
>>142329593arranja um disco novo
>>1423297032006 was refball too and that was much worse since a penalty >>>>>> some foul on the mdfield
>>142329703Payet almost killed Ronaldo and didn't even get a yellow
>>142329690>i think the illusion that we can win the Euros, or that we are any good, is dead by now.it HAS to be a coaching issueits honestly impressive how shit we are with the squad we have
>>142328902Slurp for 120" min120" + 3" 1-0 (OG)
>HOOF IT TO MBOOP INTO PEPE'S BACKUnironically our best shot at winning
Our supposedly "strong" defence will get exposed. But I feel like it will be a game for the memes, a bit like the final of the last world cup. Shitty most of the time, but it will go crazy at some point, like 3 goals in a 10mn span or something.
>>142329900It absolutely is a coaching issue. >Insist on playing Bernardo on the wing, when we've een time and time again he's a ghost there>Playing Ronaldo as the Lone striker, when the best results we got was with him being supported by a second striker>Insisting on focusing on the wings, instead of controlling the Middle of the field. This leads to games of 70% possession and zero chances on goal. The opponents know Portugal won't do shit trough the Middle, so they just focus on defensing the wings. Notice how every Portuguese winger always had at least 2 Defenders on them every game. That's what running away from the center of the pitch gets you.>We continue Nando's legacy of throwing crosses into the box hoping for a goal. The problem being, Ronaldo is alone there, sureounded by 3 dudes, the crosses are complete garbage (seriously, how bad are these guys crossing), and Ronaldo cant jump 3 meters anymore to make up for those shit crosses.>Refusing to try and shoot from mid range. They would rather pass the ball sideways or dive for a pen>Zero progress up the pitch. They pass the ball around the whole pitch with zero progression forward. >Zero balls to make dangerous passes and risk. Better to pass the ball back.>Completely retarded subsituitions. In this game Alone, he took out Vitinha and killed our midfield. He took out Leão to play Chico on the left, even though that's not where he should BE playing. >115 mins, 2 subs done. Pepe gasssing out on the field and nothing being done until he almost fumbles the game away.Martinez is actually worse than Fernando Santos
>>142328902France are shit but portugal won't get a goal unless it's a pen
How does Google's algorithm work to determine favorites?
>>142328902Portugal gonna get wrecked. Sorry, Porto-bros. At least this should be the last dance for Martinez and the olds.
>>142328902we will owngoal our way to the final vs the bongsthe final will be the slurper of all slurpers
>>142333274betting odds probably. all made up shit. if we have to be realistic the chance of France winning is actually 90%Source? I made it up
>0-0 slurpfest>ronaldo own goal at 90+12>cry and anounce he'll play the next wc>whole portugal cry
>>142334973Did you forgive us for Thierry Henry?
>>142335171No fuck off
>>142335187Understandable. To this day, I'm ashamed of what he did.
>>142333274>prolongations do frenchoids really?
>>142329285You see, even if portugal has a decent team, we still play with a small team mentality we prefer to be submissive and have the big strong teams dominate us so we can score in the counter attack, we struggle against park the bus teams because we are not used to having the ball most of the time
>>142329593That sounds like a meme game to me
>>142329703>everytime france and portuga played each other at the euro, the winner won the euroHoly kino
>>142331464Yes, but he sucks Ronaldo's cock. That's all that was asked of him.
>>142339232Hot
>>142333417>At least this should be the last dance for Martinez and the olds.Ronaldo and Martinez are convinced they are gonna make it to the World Cup. I guarantee you this.So, they most likely will.It's gonna be 2028 until we're finally free.
>>142340736Vamos ver se o Ronaldo não te faz comer essas palavras lampião de merda.
>>142338919?
