>Goalkeeper makes a clutch last minute save>Narrator says "you couldn't write a script like this"
>who could have predicted this
in truth, every football matches is scripted
>this is what football is all about!
"you couldn't write a script like this" means "it wouldn't be believable in a movie" which is often true with real life events.
>>142349794>commentator uses a common euphemism among the 100,000 words they will speak over the 2 hour period >internet commentator freaks out about it for some reason Many such cases
I had all kinds of gripes against shitty commentators before they decided to make every second commentator a woman, now I miss the old times.
>>142350908The canned nonsensical statements like this are one of the things I hate the most about americans
>>142351000OK. We literally don't think about you at all
>absolutely sensational
>>142351044>had to rename french fries to freedom fries out of butthurt that we didn't participate in globohomo war #17
joey casually trying to sell his 'gary taylor-fletcher scores a last-minute equaliser against stoke' tv series
>>142349794>I SWEAR YOU’LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN>SO WATCH IT>DRINK IT IN
>>142350908>100,000 words they will speak over the 2 hour periodAnd how many of those words will be unique? Out of the 100k words spoken, there's probably around 100 different words used. Commentators are all retards that have a tiny vocabulary
>>142350915its like my brain is hardwired to be annoyed by women speaking, am I alone in this?
>>142350915do they do this in your country too? i assumed it was just here
>>142349794Based Joey
>>142351488Obviously not, no one likes hearing high pitched, whiny voices. If I'm not getting pussy I don't want to hear a woman speak, oddly enough hearing kids talk isn't as irritating unless they start screaming or something.
>>142351211I read this in Sam Matterface's voice
>>142350908>the 100,000 words they will speak over the 2 hour periodPoint is they say the same shit 50 times during those two hours.
>>142351488Their voices are just annoying, not all female voices but the kind of woman who wants to commentate a football game is not gonna sound pleasant. And they try too hard.
>this game is shit, you'd be better off switching channels, good bye
>>142350915>>142351543>>142351622Hey I also don't like poor commentary and most of the Americans or women commentating are subpar, however there have been a few decent female commentators like the British lady they have Warren Barton with; honestly the best commentators are like the best refs, they are invisible and fade into the background for the most part and don't get in the way of the actionI wanna tear my hair out if I hear Americans saying "get the ball on frame" one more time though(Yes I know the flag, grew up in Bracknell England though)
>>142351086Yeah that never caught on anywhere
>>142349794Based and Viz-pilledBut what would the /sp/ equivalent of pic related be?
>>142349794>It's scenes like you've never seen before
>>142349794Why couldn’t Joey from email write such a script then???
>>14235148811 Let the woman learn in silence, with all subjection. 12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to use authority over the man: but to be in silence [1 Timothy 2:12] 13 For Adam was first formed; then Eve. 14 And Adam was not seduced; but the woman being seduced, was in the transgression. 15 Yet she shall be saved through childbearing; if she continue in faith, and love, and sanctification, with sobriety. 1st Timothy Chapter 2, Douay-Rhiems translated from the Vulgate Latin Bible
>>142350791Eyup, Pierre understands.
>>142349794he's retarded, the point of saying you can't write a script like that is people would think it ridiculous since it's too perfect, not that people literally could not come up with the scenario
>>142349794hes just an english being annoyed by other englishI feel his pain
>ayo u niggas needa stop dumpin salt on yo melon and twang it like a proper Bama niggerwas amazing until his brother shot his sons football coach over practice drills and he had to quit
>Cristiano Ronaldo standing over it, and we all know just what he can do from here!
>>142350915Facts. Fucking women...
>>142354717you never expect the inquisition
>>142351084>MAG-IST-ERIAL
>>142349794Luv me Viz
>>142349794based Joey
>>142350915>>142351488>>142351622in the english streams i've been watching for this euro there's often an english woman co-commentator that has a voice and accent that's 100% identical to clarice starling in silence of the lambsi never pay attention to what she says but her voice makes me hard
