>Lap:#7208>Countdown to Goblino Semenslurp GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>142330517>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:217 (214 starts)>Lewish Hamilton Grands Prix since last win:57>Fermando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:189>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan78>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 237 (+10)NOR: 156 (+0)LEC: 150 (+0)SAI: 135 (+15)PER: 118 (+6)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 355 (+16)Ferrari: 291 (+15)McLaren: 268 (+18)Mercedes: 196 (+37)Aston Martin: 58 (+0)>2024 WEC StandingsHAM: 734.05 (+63.25)RIC: 699.48 (+24.67)PER: 664.99 (+78.48)>News:Former Mercedes Power Unit chief Andy Cowell joins Aston Martin as new CEOPerez rues ‘really difficult race’ in Austria after sidepod was ‘completely destroyed’ in first-lap incidentRicciardo says he and RB ‘overachieved’ with ‘hard-fought’ run to P9 in AustriaSainz won't be pressured by "impatient" F1 teams to make future decisionF1 British GP gets ticket sale surge after Norris and Verstappen Austrian clashToto Wolff reveals plan to attract Max Verstappen: “2026 is where lots of things will change”Austrian GP steward Johnny Herbert explains how “clever” Max Verstappen dodged further penalties: "We applied the maximum sanction"Gasly insists he ‘can’t control’ Ocon amid F1 Austrian GP tussleLeclerc: Ferrari F1 updates have brought unintended limitations
>>142359575people are so pathetic that they have to make up things to get mad at lmao
>>142359575The webbum proves Alonso right. You are at a disadvantage if you don't have an anglo passport. Especially with jannies like Tardbert
gimi
Why does he not let others win? It's just not fair, he has won enough.
>First race I actually stayed up all night for>kinoAny other races this year you want me to stay up for /f1/?
>>142359910Nah, take care of yourself. Sleep is important
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E0AHOOGo24stolen bus
>>142359910Im getting to the point where I think I'll stop watching altogether again...
formula 1 is for gossiping faggots absolute shit sport
WEC/GTWC went with youthful presenters while F1 went with experience.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YNhrHiTIUE&t=271s
>>142360221We're living the 4kids version of F1
the absolute state of brazil in sports
>>142360276
>>142360276F1 turning profitable is a Faustian pact. one one hand there is alot of financial capital, on the other hand the ratio of people only in it for the money is much bigger.
>>142360161Kramer! No!
>>142360493https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmlCAhrAWYw
>>142360161>LAPDNormally I would think they're just gonna let him get away, but it's a hospital van so I guess they kind of have to get it back.
>England next
>>142359575>Sainz won't be pressured by "impatient" F1 teams to make future decisionSainz will be andretti second driver.
races for this feel?
guys have we heard from checo??
What's Ruth up to these days?
Reminder that the red car is the one that should be penalized in this webm, according to pozfags
>>142360969
The van isn't stolen, this is the regular driver and this is how he normally drives, including getting lost.
>>142360969Under the current rules he would be the one penalized
>>142359575that webm is grimhate modern f1
>>142359575Lando actually reached the apex while Shitterberg went 5 meters wide. Those are two entirely different moves and the stewards were correct to penalize the latter.
artificial stupidity can't get the fucking memes right dude
>>142361258DEFINE A SLEEVE
>>142361258
>>142361284.>>142361296SIR LEWIS KWABena HAMILTON
>>142361313>aero sleeve
>>142361258how does it make out the paddock pass lists are fake but not what kwab is if you just fed it a bunch of posts
KWAB - Killed With A Brickslurp it up ai
>>142361258arm sleeve is still a retarded term
>>142361313What about NARB?
>>142361554.
NARB - Not A Real Brick get fucked skynet
>>142361622KWAB'd with a NARBgrimi
>>142361313No mention of cock sleeves?
God, I'm Mentally Ill
You're all stupid.Norris and Verstappen were told to race like maniacs to help sell tickets.The slow stop, the sudden Mclaren speed, Nico Hulkenberg?All manufactured to sell tickets.Norris will "win" the British grand prix to trick you all into believing there is a title fight, Verstappen will have "issues" in both Silverstone and Hungary and he is already starting from the pitlane in Belgium.You all fell for it, Norris will win Britain and finish second in Hungary, you sheep will clap and laugh like manchildren when you see who wins the Hungarian grand prix.
pin turned out to be a fraud
>aurelia NOOBels
Total death to pooastri retard can't drive in austria
>>142361938just do GGG already
>>142361938PWL
/biz/ idea: import a bunch of saaarss into INDY and calling HINDI. boom x10 the target audience. burger domenicali im waiting for your call
call itffsits ruined now its over
>>142361938She just needs some time.
>>142360221>he sucked hard
>>142361586lmao
just start the weekend already
>>142362703Why not just introduce mid-week races?
>>142360969>>142361005
ITS OVER
>>142362872sad
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>142362872Where the fuck am I gonna watch the ceek
I will forever be thankful for our Spanish friends who tormented Kwabmilton during the McLaren days.One of those based Spaniards made a compilation titled "cagadas de Hamilton" around 2007/2008 and gave my 9y old self even more reasons to despise that fraud
>>142362912
max to mercedes for 2025 or 2026?you know its gonna happen
>>142361586This is why gatekeeping the actual term of a meme is a good thing.
crashstappen
>>1423629412027 if the Red Bull engine sucks in 2026. If it doesn't, never.
kwab (kool with antisemitic bantz)
>>142362932.
>>142362872whats the alternative?
>>142363006search streams on Yandex you will always find one
>>142363151is there a go to chinkstream i meant, ive only watched squirrel+latifistreams
>>142362872
>>142360221who the fuck wrote this?
>>142362872F
>>142361938gee whiz four flyaway races?i give this series two more years
>>142363312AI
Bom dia, Goedemorgen, /f1/!
>>142363370rape rape rape rape rape
settle down cunt im not really gonna rape femflip and aurelia (in minecraft)you can post again
>>142362872>discord server
>>142361258get bricked lmao
>>142362872are you fucking kidding meMan, finding footy streams gonna become a bitch again
Im not gonna give my streams
>>142364009>>142364034You guys have mental illness? Thoughts and prayers.
>>142363765just teach the ai to scour shit for you then ask for streams, you dumb klaus
>>142364064gimi
England next
>>142364168BOOBABut to be honest, the left one is the best.
>>142364215To each his own.
>>142364168I'd sleeve each one regardless of their KWAB status when I find them because I'm not a rusty bulldozer.
>>142363312Ben Hunthttps://www.autosport.com/f1/news/ben-hunt-why-this-time-f1-nice-guy-norris-cannot-afford-to-say-sorry/10630218/
>>142364240cant KWAB when NARB
Now that the dust has settled.Who's fault was it? Barrichello or Ralf Schumacher in the Australian Grand prix of 2002?
>>142364293Montoya
>>142364379Spoken like a true FIA (Ferrari International Assistance) steward would.
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dr5Jyx1wyY
>>142364472That Sepang penalty....
>"Fucking! Fucking Räikkönen! What a Fucking Idiot!"
>>142364505I also hate it when someone makes me miss my bus.
I have mental illness
>>142364545
Single lap pace>5. Antonelli>10. BearmanAverage start position>Antonelli 8.1>Bearman 10.4Average race pace>6. Antonelli>(outside of top-10) BearmanApologize.
>>142364567>This is the future of F1.Grimi.
>>142364594>This is the future of F1.>Grimi.many such cases...
>11 am>drunk off of gin>missed my 2nd Jobcenter appointment this week>just want to jack off and forget everythingRaces for this feel? I just wanted a tomboy gf but instead I was cursed with multiple mental illnesses that have ruined my life…helps me bros…I just can’t do it anymore
>>142364622>missed my 2nd Jobcenter appointment this weekhow many can you afford to miss before you lose benefits?
>>142364616The possibility of F1 using Chinese tyres and Russian oil & gas is getting possible thanks to UK's crisis getting worst. This timeline sucks.
>>142364567>yeah bro, he's just less shit than another shitter
>>142364651They gonna cut it by 10 percent now that I missed the 2nd one. I just really hope they won’t be asking for my fixing PayPal receipts because I wasted all their money on designer clothes and Uber eats lmao
>>142364697What the fuck
>>142364697>I wasted all their money on designer clothes and Uber eats lmaobased
What even is the point of F2?It's a feeder series to nowhere. The winners are less likely to even get to F1 than the midfielders
>>142364721Yeah. It’s fucking dire. They’re pestering me to show some receipts that I’m actually giving mommy the money they’re giving me for rent lol. I actually have to find a job right this second now. Im not going to be able to pay any of my PayPal payments for this and the following months. These retards just don’t get I really needed those Balenciaga shoes and Balmain jeans, not to mention all the archival galliano tees I got, and I literally put myself another 500 Euro into debt yesterday because I really needed that Kenzo leather jakcket
>>142364764The zoomer talent pool has been fully exhausted since Theo won last yearIt happens every generation anon, the millennials stopped when Nico won GP2 then we had a transitionary period when shitters like Joe Lee and Palmer and Big John win GP2It would a while until the generational Gen Alphas started popping up
>>142364764Road to Indycar
So what's the best option now that Latifistreams is dead? Search for streams on Yandex and hope my computer doesn't get molested in the process? Is spf1general still going?
>>142364951
>>142362872wtf why
>>142364977From what I can gather people on Tiktok found out about it and then made loads of posts which obviously attracted FOM's attentionMany such cases
>>142364764to shit up indycar
>>142364841The good news is you're not mentally ill. The bad news is you're an idiot.
>>142364764WEC/Indycar feeder series.
>>142364951You might have to purchase the Sky TVI don't have to of course.
Are we ready for Baku where Perez laps the field?
>>142364985This is why gatekeeping is important.
>>142364993oh really? I was diagnosed with a generalized anxiety disorder, social anxiety, Intrusive thoughts, manic depression, sex addiction and an undefinable personality disorder (the doctors are not quite sure lmao?)But I do agree, I am a dumb fucking idiot as well. Don’t you just love to live in hell?
>>142364985tiktok and plebbit users deserve a death penalty
>>142364951Leech your dad's official subscription like a normal person
crazy how much of a semenslurping sport this is when no spanish driver is at the top
>>142365041>All those big words to describe being a little bitch
>>142365041kwab