Lap 25/75Streams: https://pastebin.com/WzZUpayj
First for Kyle "hey, nigger" Larson
>>142552599kek
we're probably getting about 10 minutes of racing before it gets red flagged again
race official on lap 38 1h 45 minutes left before the race is calledhttps://www.timeanddate.com/counters/fullscreen.html?mode=a&iso=20240707T2020&year=2024&month=7&day=7&hour=20&min=20&sec=0&p0=64&msg=White%20flag%20sponsored%20by%20Credit%20One%20Bank%C2%AE%20in
Why does God hate NASCAR so much?
Has anyone tried Busch peach? Sounds good if not sweet.
IVE BECOME SO NUMB
Now that SVG is gone, I still believe Corey LaJoie is getting win number 1 tonight.
>>142552627>>142552635Hopefully Larson can snatch the lead back
>shane van gliberd
They should let SVG start from the rear of the grid with his fixed car.Or put him in his Xfinity car for mega laughs. He'd go through half of the field in no time.NASCAR are a bunch of a fucking idiots.
>>142552653Meteora was the soundtrack for sophomore year of high school
>>142552627That’s really light, you have to adjust the reflectivity mode. They can get some laps in if they fucking start soon and not drag ass.
>>142552683Hybrid Theory for my Sophomore year.
>>142552653I'm watching children's horror show Errie Indian friends 1981.https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiZCl6XIGf-g-u3J65bOP8Jd-MFG0MFw0&si=CUnE7cj_TOMSrfpv
>>142552665yes>>142552677the jews running nascar didnt want svg to win and they sent briscoe to ruin him
>>142552720*1991
>>142552696Thank you for posting the latest animated radar.
Is there any racing series that can take rain reasonably well these days?
well its not super dark anymore so this is the best opportunity to race to the end
It's like I'm paranoid lookin' over my backIt's like a whirlwind inside of my headIt's like I can't stop what I'm hearing withinIt's like the face inside is right beneath my skin
>>142552754It does not appear to be any.
why did the burger get so mad over a funny tran pic?
>>142552754Supercars. If you want to see a good race look at Bathurst 2012 or so. 4 or so cars in the contention for a win.Any series that relies upon aero for grip is basically ruined by rain.
>>142552754IMSA and WEC
Lmaoo you can tell they want to go home
Bros is this not a sign that God doesn't want us racing amongst y*nkees
>>142552754MotoGP
these mf as so satanic and our guy is so regel, its embarrassing
For me, it’s Darlington raceway, the most based racetrack nascar races at
>>142552784WEC just had 6h of safety car for light rain.
well
>fuck up chicago traffic for weeks>don't even race because rainfuck you hillbillies. keep this shit in Alabama.
Thank goodness we got the heckin concert in, this weekend would've been ruined otherwise
>>142552801IS over.
>>142552807>he cares about chiraq trafficDon’t you have an execution/mutual combat scheduled later today
>>142552715We're about the same age then. Any current rock/metal bands you like?
>>142552830>he thinks chicago is what fox news told himretard
>>142552769Yeah idk why it takes half hour to resume. Everyone should be in the cars and when lights turn green go you snooze you loose.
Why did ADTV start showing xginity. They just said drivers to cars
>>142552801This does not look bad at all. Just do a couple of caution laps, so a racing line gets formed and then go green, but I guess they are afraid of the rain
>>142552799The Lady in Black is ultra kino
>>142552846Because NBC decided to replay some of yesterday's battles.
I’m drunk and I’ll probably just watch Rush music videos instead of this shit
they waited too long, they lost the window
>>142552846the last cell is dumping on the track now
>>142552801Fuck
Man you just know the hebrews who run NASCAR are going to make this shit all electric in like two yearsWe can't have anything
>raining it's over
>>142552861The race this year where Brad Keselowski won was ultra based
Less than 10 good years of NASCAR left
>>142552844With the amount of money that goes into these races. They will all stay in their cars.
>>142552748set up supercell-wx and get a map api key (these are free there are a few places to get them from use google-fu) and you can look at national weather service doppler radar in real-time
Chastain is such a fucking daddy's money pretty boy it's unreal
>>142552831Not really man. Almost all of my rock is stuck in that era. I have gotten into post rock which is kind of metalish or can get there. New metal is just way too over produced to me or at least the stuff that I've beengxgns able to find.
>>142552754I can't think of any relevant ones
>this Ross Busch Lite Peach adkek
Why didn’t trackhouse prep the car for SVG cup. Pretty sure they can do better than 2024 kaulig
>>142552880accelerate, the quicker it collapses the quicker we can rebuild
whats that cruze-like chevy in there? i wasnt aware cruzes were a thing up there
>spend millions of dollars to make cars able to race in the rain>don't race in the rain
>>142552922That's a Malibu you dip and we had Cruzes until sometime in the Covid memoryholeish.
>>142552894I wanted Larson to bring the Icemans livery back to victory but Prosper and Kez saved the day
>wearing f1 merch to a nascar race
>these niggas think they took a cold plunge in Lake Michigan in July
>>142552927From all the issues the cars are having it seems like the rain prep is just an afterthought.
>>142552912>Peachthas a wadermelon
>>142552797Is the 16 kaulig car officially cursed? >broken gearbox at Cota>3rd lane push killed at talladega by gibbs to ensure Reddick toyota victory with mj paint scheme>fails aj every time he's top 5>taken out at Chicago.The only KBs number 8 has had more bad luck.
>>142552772I miss a lot of stuff about the Kate 90s and early 2000s. Linkin Park is not one of them.
>>142552922They used to sell the Cruze here, but not since 2018, when Korean pruduction ended.
>>142552948Sir only white people are allowed in this thread.
>>142552831>>142552906I went nu metal > old heavy metal > stoner metal > melodeath and am listening to Nazi bands nowI still listen to all of it though and mostly fill out older bands. My kids love it too. My daughter's walkup song for softball in the spring was a Korn song
>>142552880Idk Volkswagen and Toyota have pulled out of lots of EV billion dollar factory plans because it’s just not feasible. I heard Toyota is working on an ammonia powered engine.
>>142552951not exactly cursed, is just kaulig being dogshit
Press 1 for pizza
>>142552954The sun goes downI feel the light betray meThe sun goes downI feel the light betray me
Reminder that this gigachad won the Indy 500 back in 1913 after drinking literal bottles of champagne
>>142552970Shoots and Ladders?
>>142552951Kaulig just sucks
Someone should build a domed version of Bristol.
>>142552973It doesn't matter (((they))) need you in electric cars so they can shut them off as needed and you can't bypass it. Or drive your ass into a bridge support when your phone catches you saying subversive things
>>142553010carbon dioxide poisoning speedrun any%
>>142552993Got a picture of the guy who tried to solo the 24 Hours of LeMans after downing a bottle of brandy?
>>142552993Yeah well this GIGACHAD won a race in 1933.
>>142552981>1
>>142552927>spend millions shutting down sections of a major city for an entire weekend to run a race>start the race 4 hours before dark on Sunday night
>>142552993Come at me bro
>>142553002Blind, I guess I could have said that
Why did Denny name his shop AirSneed
More sucking off niggers for airtime. Ameribros, why do you cuck so much with electric cars and blacks?It's disgusting.
Does Tyler Reddick send out a memo to the media at the first of the year that says "I will fucking give you an interview any time you want it! Any fucking time!" He's always got a mic in front of him or on radio shows. Every week.
kim coon is hot
>>142553016Seriously, this place gets gassed out fast as fuck already.
just drive tho
>>142552951bro, im a kyle and svg fan and you are right, i think they are fucking us because we dont take no shit from no one, once kyle retires then i will be 100% svg because he is the most anti-Semitic and that is all i care about
>>142553014You don’t need to be in an EV for that to happen. Autopilot shit works just fine one internal combustion engines.
live odds
>>142553016Put some bigass exhaust fans between the top of the stands and the roof.
>>142553014Modern cars are already iphone horseshit anyways they don't need to be electric unless you consider swapping the entire drivetrain and electronic harness and not having a radio "bypassing"
>>142553049Only coon i'd fuck
>>142553039You're confusing Jews and their media arm and the regular average joe American. Big difference. Black people don't even care about themselves as much as Jews and liberal white women care about black people.
>>142552970can you recommend top 5 nazi bands please, i am a historian who has spent thousands of hours researching and nothing could redeem the jews in my eyes, i am very interested in new music
do you think Mike knows more about NASCAR than you?
>>142553082The regular American is a Zionist, don't pretend otherwise.
Ok start the race motherfucks
>>142553106Skrewdriver have some absolute bangers.
>>142553111obviously not, he wants to not get sent back to africa but he really does need to go back, there is absolute nothing he could do to deserve to stay in any white country
there's no rain THOUGH
honest thoughts on the female anus?
I live 30 minutes southwest of this race and have been in the pool all day. Not a drop of rain.
So what did they implement rain tires and wipers for?
>>142553122As an American, I say bomb the whole "holy land".
>>142553141THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>>142553122Average, I would agree. Cut out the boomers and the numbers start dropping HARD. Why do you think they are working so hard right now to make sure you are MORALLY OBLIGATED to always be on their side.
>>142553130no
>>142553152Ass>boobs
goon to kim coon
>>142553122lol i can drop "death to israel" in 95% of setting and increase my social standing, granted i dont hang with boomers
>>142553173Nigger
>>142553122The average American gives zero fucks about some 5000 year old feud between some goat fuckers and some pedos. There is no good guy here.
>>142553175
If I were a Cup Driver and a rain delay came to pass, I would text Jamie Little and ask her to come to my hauler and WRAP those MAN HANDS around my EMPURPLED THROBBING MEMBER.
>>142553177Sure you can, Mr. Goldberg
dirt bikes race inside. why can't cars?
>>142553172Bastard!
>>142553188
>>142553175>>142553188>>142553191jude
>>142553180I'm white. But I live in the American South. I can't say I haven't been influenced by them
>>142553198They do
>>142553152Never seen one
CARS ARE MOVING
START THE GODDAMN RACE
>>142553198They can; if the dome isproperly ventilated.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30IWt6OvgiE
Cars finally moving again
>Sure you can, Mr. Goldberg
>>142553198Chili Bowl
>>142553209Me too. They influenced me to look up race percentages in towns I had job offers from and have that #2 behind salary as a deciding factor.
casual reminder that if you didnt support itsreal during its birth you could have 4rotor chevys and 10l straight 12 in nascar right now
Guys did you know Jesus loves ESL immigrants? That Jewish NGO told me
>>142553192my disgusting satanic communist coworkers easily agree, and my lifelong normal friends reluctantly agree will enough time, israel is a faggot/satanic force for evil
>>142553245This marketing Jesus is not my Jesus.
roll for instant yellow for crashing after they restart
>>142553257Jesus is whoever the people who killed Him say He is
>>142553175>tattoosno thanks
Cliff Daniels is the most autistic crew chief
Cool it with the anti Semitic remarks guys, it's distracting from how inept NASCAR are.If you look at things objectively, the real winners for the day are actually the trucks driving the water blowers. They have done more laps.
They should do a nascar race in times square
>>142553259A single digit is enough.
>>142553245scissor and scissors?
>>142553266they think that we are as degenerate as they are
>>142553265A roman pierced Yaweh's lung.
I ran to the store quick. They didn't go green yet right.
so how many caution laps till they call it?
>if they go green they can finish the race by 8:20!They will be lucky to get one full green lap in before time
TRACK EVOLUTION
>>142553282>wanting to be alivekwab
Roll for who hits the wall hard enough to move it.
>>142553272Figure of 8, sounds great
>>142553291>>142552635
>>142553270More autistic than Waddell Wilson?
THEY ARE THE BEST STOCK CAR DRIVERS IN THE WORLDI'm pretty sure they are the only stock car drivers in the world....
>>142553275you embarrass your ancestors, i know personally that not all jamiacians are as homosexual and satanic as you are
Once again, I am appealing to NASCAR to have a rally bootlegging race from Hickory, NC to the Great Smoky Mountains National Park in Gatlinburg, TN.
can somebody wreck that faggot 8 car please
>>142553318The Brazilians have stock cars but like all things Brazilian it is basically a cargo cult of a functional civilization
How many green flag laps have there been in stage 2? Two?
whats larson doing, too lazy to put on race
>>142553327They should race over Newfound Gap Road and the Tail of the Dragon
>>142553318I’m pretty sure GT3s are closer to stock (even tho those are prototypes now)
>>142553332You can blame Getulio vargas and Juscelino for the low 82iq dumber than a monkey mentality
>>142553336None, caution was called four laps before end of Stage 1 and since then...
>>142553327A rally. I like the idea. /no turn/
>>142553327What would they bootleg for authenticity?
>>142553302Classic Cindric
>>142553357Where’s the “we’re made in God’s image and you’re defiling it”
>>142553318This nigga mad. Hurry up and get The 24 Hours of Chicago over.
>>142553357ever see those autopsy pics of dissected lymph nodes of tattooed freaks? that shit ain't good for you senpai
>>142553319Jesus doesn't want you to behave like this.
Larson will win this easy.
SAUCY NUGS ARE A GO?
My granddad got tattoos on his arms while in the Navy and always told me never to trust a bitch with tatsI trust him more than I do you retards
>>142553405saucy nuggs binned unfortunately
shut the fuck upits time for real racism now
>>142553405]x]Doubt
>>142553415ARGENTINA ISN'T WHITE
>>142553371A hundred gallons of ethanol in the trunk.Have a button in the car to drain it into the main tank (a pint at a time) that can be pressed at any time during the race, but each gallon burned adds a minute to your time.
>>142553393sodomy is one of the worst things you could do, i will pray for you and i know that you do not represent all jamaicans
>>142553405I assume it would be a little worse than Buffalo Wild Wings boneless.
ALRIGHTFUCK YOU HAMLEL
>>142553425whiter than america :(
DENNY KWAB HAHAHAHAHAHA
>wrecky spinhouse>dennis hamlel
Suck it Denny
>pennis>steakhouse
>hamlel
thank you allahgibbs next pl0x
SVG would've won this race :(This shit hurts. Go Larson
>race stays greenCalling based this single time
Maybe one of the redeeming things about this shit show is that they won't throw cautions
Gibbs a shit
Was the genesis of this Chicago race some DEI consulting group telling NASCAR "yeah, the blacks will love this shit and become consumers to your brand!"
>larson fishtailing in the straightkino
Total Toyota Death!
>>142553470That's literally the basis of every decision NASCAR has made since c. 2008
kek that guy is the one gloating about beating my favourite driver?
>>142553456I wish that were Gibbs.
>>142553462bro we are the same, svg, larson; denny is a faggot race-traitor (everything bad can happen to him, he has zero conscious or backbone)
>>142553479He beats off to them with his buddy Chris-Chan
The roof cameras need their own wipers.
MY NUGGA WOULD HAVE WON
LARSON DED
>>142553327A 400 mile stage rally with stage breaks at kino brick towns in Appalachia would be based
LELSON DEAD TARDSONED HIMSELF LMAO
Bell, Reddick, bowman, blaney, Byron. And others. Have no soul. They’re like meat robots piloted by a PR corporation computer. Something about them feels. Inhuman. Godless.
Larson goes kamikaze on the tires.
For me, Denny embracing the "villain" even makes him more cringe. Villains are just villains, they don't produce a PR strategy for it. It's even more funny watching Bubba trying to do it and never winning shit.
FUCK NOT LARSON TOO
fuck
Thank God i am not watching this shitshow
cheeky forza overtake attempt
Larson and SVG. What a shitshow.
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
>>142553516WTF WAS THAT
I can't root for Larson ever since he let Bubba Wallace manhandle him in the infield
>>142553537sent it in too hot and locked em up
Larson brain damage
Cut the fenders off and keep going!
>>142553540but enough about the cause of the accident
>>142553539BAD driving, that was his asian half
Pit and get back in the race you pussiesYou only need three wheels
To aggressive
>Tardsonwhat the fuck was that He didn't even attempt to turn. Was he trying to take out Gibbs or something?
couldn't even take gibbs with him
That is fixable
>>142553556Well he’d already locked it so turning wouldn’t do anything at all
Larson got possessed by his Kamikaze ancestors
>>142553517F1 and Indy have this problem too. These young guns just aren't interesting
>>142553470Every single thing they do is based on this logic. Muh blacks don't and won't give a shit no matter what and everyone who actually likes NASCAR (black, white, Mexican, Russian, Hungarian, Brazilian, Irish, British Bong, Australian, New Zealand era...) are really put off by it.
>>142553556Thats what happens when all 4 wheels lock up
The finger up to 8th! Cmon man!
>chess gets the points lead again
The last time NBC had even acceptable NASCAR programming was when their theme song was GIMME FOO GIMME FARRR
The world part is that he didn't even take Gibbs with him.
rip the 5 too
>>142553568yeah his asian half made him drive bad and gave him a kamakazze mindstate, we need a white man who says nigger like kyle :(
>>142553600This. Could've done everyone a favor by taking out the fag with him
Has a NASCAR driver ever been arrested the night before the race? Even old school guys? Kind of like that dude for the Falcons who was arrested the night before the Super Bowl for trying to get a hooker.
>>142553594lelliott is having the middest good season ever, larson keeps wrecking himself, even missed a race, and yet he can't pull away
fuck your meal deal we saucy nuggs
Anybody know how fast he was going when he hit?
Do asian drivers have difficulty driving with their eyes so slanted?
>>142553579Back in the day racecar drivers were cool. Now 99% of them are just spoiled rich kids which makes sense considering how fucking expensive it is to buy a go-kart/midget/whatever and actually get started.
>>142553470I actually like the Street racing. Yesterday's race was awesome. The delay in starting this race and the ridiculous actions by NASCAR with all their retarded stages and cautions for somebody taking a sneeze on the track killed this cup race.Also, double file restarts before the red was retarded.
>>142553615
>>142553620too fast
>>142553623The final /turnleft/ redpill is accepting that Richard Petty and Dale Earnhardt were both daddy's money pretty boys
>>142553620bout tree fiddy
>>142553615wasn't it Kurt or Kyle Bush that almost got locked up in Phoenix by Sheriff Joe Arpaio for reckless driving some race weekend?
>>142553624I like the idea of a street race but it should be down lower Broadway in Nashville not in a y*nkee state
>>142553618>fuck your meal deal we saucy nuggsLook, I understand you are upset right now, and I am too, so I'm going to just pretend you didn't say that, but please, think before you post. OK?
Its pretty bad when f1 drivers have more personality than nascar drivers
Guess there is only Bread left to root for
>>142553617Chess is literally having a 2003 Kenseth season. He may win the title with 1 win
>>142553615Well, not the night before, but...
>>142553623You've always had to be rich to get the equipment in order to win.Rain is the equalizer in motorsports which is why NASCAR drivers drive so shit in it.
>Bellwinslol>or even worse Gibbs winswhat a fucking shitshow. Never run this street course ever again
Bros you aren't really falling for this meal deal bullshit are you
I get "muh new markets" and shit, but why wouldn't you do this shit in Charlotte where you're literally zooming by the NASCAR Hall of Fame before you move to other cities.
>>142553579I forgot Elliot even existed. He’s on that list bigly too. The rest of the rich kid nobodies barely even exist. Then you have Gibbs/JHN/Cundric that have like the “I’m an asshole rich kid brat so I don’t even need to do the pr thing” but they still have no sovls.
>>142553621of course they do, their eyes are smaller, thats why they should get 4 strikes in baseball
>>142553623>Back in the day racecar drivers were cool.
Have NASCAR fans forgiven Bubba for the noose debacle? I'm out of the loop.
>>142553663not with this format
>>142553694No.
>>142553676It's actually not a bad track>wide (mostly)>simple layout>good passing zones>flatIt's just in a shit hole is all
>>142553694No
>>142553632>Mooresville That checks out.
>>142553682I don't think Chase fits the bill. He genuinely doesn't give a fuck and pretty much lets you know. A lot more based than being a PR bot.
>Berry
TOTAL SHR DEATH
maybe its a cup car issue, im not sure anymore
race official now
our guy should have won this and we would all be having a great time going into our wagecage
Gilly, Dinger and Joey Hand in the top ten. Neat
>SHRjust end the suffering already
>>142553694>I'm out of the loop.
What the fuck is Michael McDowell doing today? This is his shit right.
>>142553716Not having a personality and riding his dads legacy is not a good thing. He just got passed by BOWMAN of all people too when he was sucked off as the best road course racer in asscar for years.
Why do f1 drivers have more personality than nascar drivers? I mean a gay black guy won today
>>142553732who cares, lets get a big juan
God bless America Kyle Larson is such a fucking pussy
Every weekend one of the three major NASCAR series is clearly the best and I don't think anyone can argue that it wasn't Xfinity this weekend. Too bad, I had high hopes for Cup, but no one can in2rain.
>>142553748it's all manufactured by netflix and liberty
No one was Daddy's Money and rode Daddy's legacy more than Dale Jr.
>>142553748lol: gay, black, no one fucking cares, go back, go home, you are welcome in the gay black community, thats it
>>142553748Define personality
im glad this race restarted bros
again
boing
Preecebros...
Someone needs to get that amateur Berry off the track
>zero hamilton fans until he finally winsracing is the worst sometimes
I'm gonna need a webm of the 41 bouncing back off those tires to keep going.
based preece had reverse already engaged
For me, it’s AJ Adderall.
rest in preece
What % of these drivers fucking hate this race and can't wait till their back in Charlotte balls deep in their wife, girlfriend or boyfriend (Bowman).
>>142553788I take a few shots of whiskey and some Ritalin before I sim and I btfo everyone.
I drove by Wendy's the other day and they had an actual Wendy out front waving at traffic and I don't think I've stopped thinking about fucking her ever since
CAN'T STOP THE SAUCY NUGGS UNLESS YOU'RE RYAN BRISCOE
>>142553806this anon knows where the sim racing zone is.
>>14255380592.5
>gilliland, memecheck, dinger, hand and haley all in the top 10based
>>142553805Do you really think any of these DMPB actually get to fuck their wives
>>142553694No, because he could have easily and honestly said "No one hates me because I'm 1/64th black. This is all so ridiculous." But he just HAD to try and get in on the race grift.Honestly, I didn't give two shits about him before, but now I think he is a shit bag because of and also because he tried to murder Larson.
>>142553805Blaney and Byron have definitely explored each other’s bodies
>You can't stop the sauce>Chase Briscoe: HOLD MY BEER
>>142553806good luck sleeping you tweaker faggot
SLICKS ARE GOING ON!
>>142553830Yeah but think about how popular Larson would be if he'd just socked Bubba in his stupid faceInstead he backed off like a pussy
30 minutes to checkers.
>>142553782>zero hamilton fans until he finally wins He had an entire Twitter army that will get you fired if you say something against him...
>AUTISM
>>142553847>wrecks incoming
JOEY HAND LEADS
>>142553849Larson is on a short leash. They made him go to St Floyd’s grave lmaoo
This race sucks, so pick between a,b,c or d.>A is the only right option
AJ "I gave her ALL MY" DINGERJOEY "Recieved a relaxing" HANDjob
>>142553645Pretty sure that was Kyle.
These idiots can't drive on rain tires they don't need slicks
>Autism in the tires
Berry still shitting it up
>>142553811Based.You gotta go get a spicy chicken sandwich wit a chili for a side. At least, that's what I get.
They should cancel the stage cautions at this point
>>142553868I remember as being Kurt who got busted and almost locked up in the klink the night before the raceIt was a long time ago. I remember Sheriff Joe gloating about it
Please God someone crash so we can red flag it and Joey Hand winsAmen
JOEY MAN HANDS
everyone in the top 10 here can crash, its such a faggot bunch up front, what are we celebrating here??? free palestine, bring back local racing
What's that sticker on the end of Bread's wiper?
>>142553862> They made him go to St Floyd’s grave lmaooI know the phrase is extremely over used but that was 1,000% a>humiliation ritual.
>>142553891I would put both jews and arabs into the wall
JOEY HANDs ON MY BALLS
gragggson will win, its his redemption arc
If Hand was smart, he'd run those wet tyres in the wet spots as much as he can and run them to the end of the race.
>>142553894Sorry, Hand's wiper.
>>142553857thanks bro. this is the best angle in the race
I went to high school with a guy whose last name was Hand and he was retarded so I automatically assume everyone else with that last name is too
>>142553897obviously but the jews would never allow you to do that
>>142553897Has anyone ever proposed this? Sounds like a good position to me. If you two mother fuckers can't sort it out, I'm going to bomb both of you back to the stoneage.
Throw your hands in the air for JoeyGive Joey a hand
Can’t believe they brought back the stage break yellows for road races. Fuck this faggot “Motorsport”
>>142553924Handy way to categorize someone.
>>142553927See here's the best part, we don't have to do anything at all. They blow each other up.
>>142553846Good luck sucking your dads dick tonight or whatever your mad about.
I put my HAND up on your hip, when I dip, you dip, we dip.
>>142553932>Can’t believe they brought back the stage break yellows for road races. Fuck this faggot “Motorsport”The one good decision they made and they reversed it.
Stage cawshun when time is running out REEEEEE
>>142553932Especially with a time limit, it's so stupid
>>142553694No. Never.
digits and hand wins
>>142553938Yeah, but you got to deal with the kvetching and browns constantly with the propaganda. I'd rather just get it over with, you know?
>>142553953But we didn't get enough commercials in during the hour or rain fill.
brush gibbs was second what happened in a piss?
less than 10 to go
It would be cool if Hand won. Strategy play.
Bros think about all the helicopter crashes that killed good drivers that we could have had take out a few of these instead
The track won't be dry enough for slick tires to make a difference in the ~15 minutes left when they go back green. Assuming they have enough gas, anyone who stayed out is on the right strategy.
>two laps after the time runs outFuckers can't even get timed racing right.
>>142553940not mad, just resolved, stop tweaking on amphetamines
>>142553948get out
>>142553972some pitted for slicks some didn't
>>142554010Pharmaceutical grade stimulants are hardly “tweaking”.
>>142554029good goy. cont taking our meds
Why would finger pit for slicks knowing he has the worst pit crew to ever pit crew
>lights still on the pace car with about 15 minutes left...
>>142553887yeah, Kurt was in Arizona, Kyle was in North CarolinaKyle got pulled over in a Lexus going over 100 in a residential area
>>142554009It is a 00:00 + 1 lap instead of a 00:00 race. So that is alright, also you are not allowed to miss your Credit One Bank (TM) sponsor for the White flag.
>>142554029not so sure about that I had some amazing runs on Adderall back in the day. Preferred it to meth
NASCAR has been complete and utter shit so far this season. It's impressive how they keep making the racing worse.
>>142554029took them for over 10 years, i am very familiar with them, no one else you meet is every going to say anything against them, so you are welcome you ran into me on this random board, good luck
Something bad and unfortunate happens to every track Bowman wins at>Auto Club demolished>Richmond lost a date>Pocono lost a date>Martinsville became shit >Chicagoland removed
>>142554043Leave it to NASCAR to fuck up what might have been an interesting finish
>The heat from the center of the car is drying the track.FFS, what a simpleton. It's the fucking negative pressure under the car lifting the water off the track.Seriously...
I was at Chicago last a few weeks ago on a business trip. Me and a few of my friends decided to hit up some of the bars. When went to the second one, there was a short, brunette girl there absolutely plastered. Low and behold, it was Danica Patrick. When one of the bouncers tried getting her to leave, she proceeded to stand up on the bar, lift up her skirt and showed her dirt star to the bouncers and yelled “Me? Leave? How about this,fucker!”Wild times in Chicago man.
>>142554050And Kurt got busted in a rental sports car doing the same in Phoenix as I remember it. Came damn close to being in jail for the race the next day. NASCAR probably paid Sheriff Joe a lot of cash to bail him outWouldn't be surprised if they both did the same thing
>>142554061>>Martinsville became shitHas always sucked.
>>142554079Unironically, I bet she has some Grade A+ pussy.
How does Kyle “I have a gun” Busch win a race this year
>>142554083
>>142554079If you think I won't masturbate to this copypasta you are wrong
build submarines
>>142554100revive KBM and run a truggs race
>allmenigger
>Dinger in the wallFuck this race
Holy shit is this still going on?
>kids fighting>wife yelling at themI'm not going to make it to 8:20 bros
JOEY HAND WILL WIN THIS RACE
AafuuuuuuuuuuckFuck no damnit dinger what the fuck.Terrible weekend for me. All my guys out of it. >dinger double suicide. >SVG/Larson out
BLOWMAN WILL GIVE HIM A HAND JOB
AJ "I GAVE HER" ALLMYDINGER
Ok, this racing is actually pretty kino
Bowman gonna spin Hand.
>>142554107you are the worst human in this chat, PLEASE stay in jamaica
>>142554079Based Danica asshole poster.
>bowman Gay ass nigga
>bowman is gonna back into a another meme win
Dale Jr. and Jeff Burton has the exact same fucking voice.
JOEY "ZA HANDO"
BERRY BURIES IT IN THE TYRES
At this point just leave it green no matter what
holy fucking shit again
>>142554061We're about 12 minutes from making sure this shit doesn't happen again.
This race fucking blows now. The caution killed it. Also, just euthanize SHR already
This race blows
THATS IT. RACE OVER. JOEY HAND LOSES BY 30 SECONDS. AGGHHHHHH
Kinda hope Blowman wins so this race gets killed
THE HAND OF GOD IS GONNA DO ITBELIEVE ME
Just got here. How's the race been so far, bros?
JOEY "I JUST MURDERED A HOOKER, CAN YOU GIVE ME A" HAND?
>>142554155I guess that's it for today
>>142554136just suck a dick and move in fagget
>>142554171Kill it all
I was singing Peaches one day and my kids I thought I was just making up a song. I said no that's just grunge music.
Damn Berry sucks
>>142554082>And Kurt got busted in a rental sports car doing the same in Phoenix as I remember it.yeah, thats what i remember as well, but that was like 20 years ago when he still drove for Jack Roush
>>142554157It is destiny
Too late faggots. We're locked into Chicago Streets Race 2025The only question is where the foreign race will be: Mexico City or Leafland
>>142554168Gayer than AIDS. First part was KINO. NASCAR can't run the race properly though and ruined a good race.
>>142554185mexico because suarez
>RFK car in the lead>don't throw caution>Hendrick car in the lead>throw caution
>>142554183yup. He was in the 97
>live near north wilksboro>most boring race possible and you can’t just got to the truck race you have to pay 400 dollars for the whole weekendPlease tell me people don’t pay to watch nascar
>>142554185I'm okay with this. Everyone else complaining about this race is pissing in the wind
>>142554185they'll go to Autódromo Hermanos Rodríguez and make sure Suarez wins
>>142554185I demand a Bathurst race.
>>142554185mexico over leafland, mexico loves white people more than canada
>>142554197"ayo sheeeeeeeeeeit mr. france Im finna bout to throw a caution n shit, ya feel me?"
>>142554179I absolutely hate that fucking band and that songI was in the Army when that song was popular and my doofus dumbass roommate loved that fucking song
Hand torpedoes bowman for his boss. Based brad wins
>>142554185I'd love montreal but it's gonna be the soulless version of the hermanos rodriguez circuit
>>142554214Larson and SVG should team up and do the Bathurst 500
>>142554185Just give me a Lausitzring race
>>142554216True
>>142554197Well Hendrick is literally the NASCAR factory team. And People call Gibbs the evil empire lmao
it's bowman.
>>142554206I live in South Carolina and go to Darlington every year
>>142554236it would help buescher's chances
>>142554231Holy shit you're even older than me >t. 40 year old
Why are they pretending that bell can win from 9th with 5 minutes to go. Do they think we’re stupid
>>142554267yeah, I am old>t. 50 yo
>>142554276Yes
>>142554276You gotta sell it. Like how they were talking up how Max could've caught Hamilton this morning when it was pretty clear he was going to run out o ftime.
>>142554185South Africa
>>142554214>I demand a Bathurst race.That would be great, but I don't think (((NASCAR))) would be willing to spend that kind of cash.
SHR is a fucking joke at this point
Go fuck yourself Briscoe
come on bad brad, lets fucking do this
>>142554185balcarcehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bItEt64uQc
>>142554276We're sitting here watching this aren't we
>>142554291Hand clearly doesn’t have the car. There was no world where anyone but Bowman wins.
shall simply refuse to acknowledge SHR exists for the rest of the season
>>142554245They aren't even entertaining the idea of using an existing oval in Canada or Mexico, NASCAR's current board of retards would never let an oval in Europe host a Cup race.
>>142554246its very sad and we arent in a better place, eventually all of us will need to fallback, multiculturism is 1000% fake, there is no such thing, im personally looking forward to the absolute collapse of the global empire (us)
>>142554298It really is, what the fuck manthe days of having Kurt and Harvick in the stable seem like a distant memory
Briscoe is an Traitor. Have fun in your Toyota bitch.
>>142554298Its kind of funny that Gragson is the only one that hasn't spent all race eating tires after he was the meme crashing over and over last year.
lol wtf
>lell
spaghetti everywhere
>>142554315Just let me dream...
Gaysex Blowman faggot sumbitch
Man, fuck yall who want to deny that NASCAR isn't at least 40% luck. kek
Um based bumper cars?
>Wrecky
>memechuck and spinhouse doing their thing
>>142554346This
Hand is going to end up with a 2nd place finish
>>14255435440% luck 40% are you on hendrick 20% how rich are your parents
Suarez sucks but NASCAR will never allow him to be dropped from one of the charter teams.
PLEASE GOD LET BLOWMAN BIN HIMSELF
“And remember there’s one extra lap”They have to repeat themselves for the fetal alcohol syndrome viewers
inb4 Bowman bins it
HAHAHHAAH DENNY BITCHFAGGOT
I am not a Bowman fan and am not excited about his pending win
Bowman it’s not gay month anymore you’re not allowed to win.
>reddick 2ndHANG IN THERE BOWMAN
>>142554388No they have to invent retarded rules different from any other series with timed races because NASCAR
>Faggot Car wins>>142554385HE and Chastain wont get a minute of peace thanks to HMS
>>142554410I would honestly rather reddick win than bowman
are they gonna pretend i didnt see that chekcered flag graphic
Come on Hand
He’s just a hack. He’s just an absolute hack. He gets his ass kicked by his teammates every week and just, he’s fucking terrible. He’s just terrible, and he sees one opportunity and he takes it.- Denny Hamlin on Alex Bowman
So how hard do they have to ignore the condition of Bowman's splitter in post-race inspection?
RED DICK BINNED HIMSELF IT'S JOEVER
>>142554426>destroyed in post race celebration
reddit bottle job
Destroy the evidence!
Blowman is a fucking retard but he just saved his career
>tries to drift>Into the wall
>bowman doing what gimmie could never do
Cue the Tyler Reddick post race interview where he acts like he just witnessed his whole family being tortured and killed over being 2nd place.
At leat Gibbs didn't win.
Boooooo boooooooo boooooo
WokeCar is gayer than trap threads on /gif/
>>142554425Probably the only real thing Hamlin has ever said.That being said. Pot cAlling kettle black
Lmao. Leave the drift victory lap to svg
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>142554469
that's one of sloppiest evidence destructions I've ever seen
>bowman curseSay goodbye to chicago
Being a NASCAR fan is to suffer.
Nigga trying to burnout in the rain. Oh nigger Wallace mad.
>all that just for BasedmanYeah I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me anymore.
>that bubba into bowmanlol????
svg bros got completely fucked, BUT alex bowman is better than 99% of these faggots (i lost all my money)
Wallace is such a fucking cunt, holy shit
i'm sure that'll get looked into
>bubba chimp outwhat?
Bubba just can't hide his nigger side at all.
How is that not a penalty.Suspend Bubba's ass
>>142554505nigger wallace will never win anything and he has zero fans
>>142554505He can do it
Based Bubba. He and the Fag have history
>>142554477He’s got no personality besides sounding gay so he has to attempt to suck off some from someone people actually life
>>142554520>no penalty intensifies
>Bubba mad>Reddit on suicide watch>Bell gets rekt by TrooxHahaha get fucked Yoder.
>>142554521He knows there is no consequences for him.
BLOWMAN IS THE BEST ALLY THE LGBTQIA2S+ COMMUNITY EVER HAD
>Nigger in chimpout for no reason
anyone have the clip of bubba sperging out? i missed it
>>142554524>How is that not a penalty.Token diversity hire does not get penalties
THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!
Reddit won today
Its no secret that black “people” do not like gay “people.”>battle of the subhumans
>>142554548>>142554544
BRAIN INJURY BROS WE MADE IT
Wow Bowman is still kneeling to the nigger, how disgusting. HAND should have won.
WAKE UP NAKED ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR AGAIN BLOWMAN
>I'm probably gonna wake up naked on the bathroom floor againmfw
>Sukuna's car chimping out Poetic
Anyone got a clip of the evidence destruction
The first thing this faggot thinks of after winning is waking up naked.
oh so hes a actual flamming faggot
>>142554566>bleeding from the ass>his boyfriend asking him to come back to bed
Alex Bowman on the bathroom floor, naked, asshole gaping, leaking VERY DISRESPECTFUL!
>>142554524Missed it. What did he do?
>>142554572>>142554571
>>142554596Love tap
>>142554469lel
>>142554600I would fuck the liberal out of that broad.
>>142554614>tfw its the same faceay lmao
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>>142554614>>142554624He *really* wants to get Bubba in the playoffs but he keeps blowing it
So what was the average speed today?30mph
>>142554639too late now
>>142554639
Bowman's crew chief is gonna go balls deep inside Kaitlyn Vincie tonight. Lucky bastard
>Bowman backs into a win againImagine my shock
>>142554643right in line with the posted speed limits. nobody gets pulled over and written a ticket by CPD
This is the first race of the year Chase elliott finished outside the top 20.
well that was retarded. time to go play some AutoModelista
BAN THE NIGGERTHAT WAS UNCALLED FOR
Larson holds on to his points lead
I don't want to work tomorrow bros.
>>142554693lelliott's top20 streak is over
>>142554667Does that put him ahead of Larson in the points that don't matter because of the gayoffs?
>>142554695>alarm is ringing in 4 hours and 48 minutesAt least there isn't much to do and I don't care anyway right now
>>142554693OWARI DA for Ross
Bubba Wallace is a homophobe
>>142554739no one in nascar cares anything about dei wallace, he is a imposter cuck faggot
The funniest part about the Bubba thing is Bowman spinning him happened before the long ass red flag for rain. After all that time, seeing Silly Bowman getting a win just set him off like a toddler.
What does the Bubble look like now? Everyone except for Troox is basically in a Must-Win situation now, right?
>>142554836Bubbles is an unhinged bipolar disorder manic depressiveI almost would feel sorry for him except for that noose incident
Josh Berry was embarrassing today.
So downtown Chicago doesn't have lights on their streets?
once our guy svg got fucked over but terrible officiating and even worse briscoe pajeet driving the race was over.bubba losing was a slight consolation prize, NO ONE in nascar roots for fucking bubba dei wallace
>>142554861bubba could never race again and nascar fans would rejoice, no one wants him here
>>142554948Briscoe is fast and has a lot of talent, but man he drives like a fucking retard a lot. Not sure how he doesn't have a reputation for it since it happens all the time.
>>142554947I think it's more of a noise thing. Also possibly something to do with city workers and over time. Remember, it's a big time union city.
>>142554921SHR crossed into The Antichrist territory for what they did today. Saint Van Gisbergen will exact his vengeance for this
lmao
Oh NOW reddit and twitter want Bubba to be fined and suspended. Fucking hypocrites I hope nothing happens to him. Call me a contrarian idgaf.
>>142554991Wendy's Restaurants need to come back to this man already. I want to see the Dave's Doubles car, or even the Dave's Triples with bacon deal car
>>142552653Why
>>142554994When did they allow racists to take over my beloved plebbit? Should /r/nascar be purged already?
>>142554994>Call me a contrarian idgaf.you are a contrarian faggot, not one single racing fan would miss bubba, expel him from racing forever
>>142554994I'm glad r*ddit is at least finally sick of Bubba. 4 years late but it finally happened.
Bubba's prolly gonna get a huge penalty for that. Seemed relatively harmless, but this was on the cooldown lap when safety features have or are in the process of being detached. Much worse than hitting someone under caution, which just got Hocevar a big penalty.
>>142555024He's comfy why not be numb too?
>>142555029>>142555036They had his back when he almost killed Larson and ruined Bell's playoff run for a race but now it's fuck him because he took out le trans ally Bowman
>>142555037Yeah, its literally the Hocevar incident all over again. 50k fine and docked 25 points. We'll see if Nascar actually applies the penalty or if they want to protect their precious dindunuffin Bubba
>>142555037>Bubba's prolly gonna get a huge penalty for that.bro, you are the only one who wants him to continue racing, everyone else would be absolutely fine with him being permanently expelled from racing forever, so change your meely mouth tone
>>142555037>>142555059Carson Hocevar is a bitch ass mother fucker, Bubba is gangsta. There's a difference.
>>142555059>We'll see if Nascar actually applies the penalty or if they want to protect their precious dindunuffin Bubbaobviously we know what nascar will do, what do you want them to do?
>>142555077>Bubba is gangstakys
>>142555059Harrison Burton was safely strapped into his car with his window net up. It was bad cuz it was under caution, but what Bubba did is so much worse. Drivers are releasing belts, window nets, and other shit on the cooldown lap, you cannot do that shit. Confront him after the race, you can't run him into the wall.
Never said a peep when he took out Larson
>>142555096you didn't see that part yesterday where NBC tried to fly a drone into Trump Tower but failed miserably? Yeah, Bubba called off the mission.
>>142555105>Drivers are releasing belts, window nets, and other shit on the cooldown lapBullshit. They shouldn't doing that. It's still considered a hot track on the cool down lap.In fact, it's considered a hot track until the last track services vehicle clears it to be cold.
>>142555122facts do not matter, this is racial as you already know, bubba is a --, -- is my cousin, i couldnt care any less who was right or wrong, fuck bubba send him back to africa
Chicago race is gay. Over it. Don’t hate street racing but just out on Chicago.
>>142555139Doesn't change the fact that drivers do it, especially the winner who wants the net down for celebration. Hell we've seen guys detach their wheels during celebrations. Whatever the case, it's certainly not mandated by NASCAR to keep all safety features until you return to pit road, so you absolutely cannot use your car after the checkered flag.
>>142555139Imagine if Bowman's hand was out the door waving at fans when Bubba knocked him into the wall and the fence cut the hand off
>>142555173Not bad. I saw what happened to Dan Wheldon's face back in the day. Now that will gross you out.
>>142555173Yes, and this is something drivers do all the time. NASCAR is gonna suspend him, that's a red line drivers can't cross. He'd have been better off punching him in the face after the race.
>>142555116Jeff Gluck is a tremendous faggot. I had to block him on my burner because Elon always shit him into my feed because the algo knew I liked racing.
>*runs of out talent*
>>142555116Bob Pockrass could kick Jeff Cluck's butt any day of the week
tf is a playoff?
>>142555229Running out of hair too.
>>142555229>*runs into talent*>*ruins his own prospects*
>>142555230I forget, which is the fag and which is the midget in this fight?
>>142555249Bob is the turbo autistic winner in life. Respect him.
>>142555229Still wasn't the most embarrassing SHR driver today. Berry must have ran into the tires 9 times.
does bob ever not wear dark trousers, a dark polo, and dark shoes? I swear every time I see him he's wearing the same thing.
>>142555294Delete this post the secrets to Bob's success cannot be revealed
>>142555280Nah, Shitcoe takes the crown. Took the guaranteed win out of the greatest touring car driver of our generation's hands.I hate it for the aussies and kiwis that were in here.
>>142555340Briscoe should be locked up for trying to break apart the 5 eyes alliance. What he did today was treasonous
>>142555359100%. At least it made the process of hating another JGR driver way easier.
>>142555340Shane would have pitted too. Woulda been fun watching him and Bell dice through traffic, but with so many shitters Shane coulda got roughed up in traffic just like Bell was.
Not to Monday morning QB, but I had no idea why anyone other than the JGRs would have pitted. 20-54-45 were the fastest cars left after Larson and Shane dropped, going off strategy was the only move. It won Bowman the race, but guys like Kryle and Ross were running with Bowman and could have been in that race for the win. There wasn't enough time to justify the pit, especially with a guaranteed s2 caution.
>>142555742Frankly with the way the race was run today, it probably wasn't worth winning. NASCAR needs to learn the lesson and UNFUCK itself when it comes to this race. Last year's antics were repeated with bad calls.1. Late race start for no reason.2. Ability to change tyres after the outlap? Fuck that shit.3. End-of-stage cautions. Gayest shit I've ever seen in my life. Get rid of them on a road course, or at least get rid of them when the track is wet.The entire field needs to be put through some kind of lesson about how to drive on a road course in the wet. I'm not joking. It was such a poor spectacle that if I was in Chicago and watched that race, I'd be fucking PISSED. It was pathetic.God bless everyone in this thread that isn't a Hebrew, even the non-whites.
>>142556147Absolutely based take
>>142556005>Be sure to preface your criticism so you don't sound like a racist
>>142556147The late start has very little to do with NASCAR and everything to do with NBC
I have seen some absolute shit takes on social media about briscoe and wallace. American tap water must be full of fluroide and xenoestrogens. Return to bore water and filtered rain water off tin roofs american man.
>>142553517Blaney and Reddick are passive aggressive bitches. Complete beta male faggots
