>Lap:#7234>Countdown to Hung Aryan GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>142613598>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:218 (215 starts)>Sergio Pérez Grands Prix since last win:30>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:191>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan80>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 255 (+18)NOR: 171 (+15)LEC: 150 (+0)SAI: 146 (+11)PIA: 124 (+12)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 373 (+18)Ferrari: 302 (+11)McLaren: 295 (+27)Mercedes: 221 (+25)Aston Martin: 68 (+10)>2024 WEC StandingsRIC: 755.04 (+55.56)PER: 751.80 (+86.81HAM: 751.76 (+17.71)>News:Nico Hülkenberg produces the best consecutive results by a Haas driver for Six years"Toyota working on return to Formula 1"New sharper chicane layout for monza's rettifilo complex, expected for slower lap speed and more T1 chaos happen
gimilicious
death to m*rcedes
het is voorbij
>>142634857HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>BelandaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i manifested this by this thread
migu
>>142635491good job
why is the schizo laughing at torger?
mode push, mode push"it" switch to coming home position
Very happy with the divegrass result. England gets humiliated in the final, and Netherlands gets what fake nations such as Belgium, Portugal or the US deserve.
me when I'm alert on a street circuit:
looking forward to reading all the headlines about the ref, the field and the playing times tomorrow
dutchoids dood, wat nou
Dutch should learn their place
kankermongoolbros...
i oncfus
Well, turns out the Dutch weren't much
>>142636347this happens every tournament we qualify>shit prep, everyone doomposting>mediocre group phase>sudden influx of hopium in the knock out phase>lose, seethe for a day, then back to doomposting for the next tournament
Engeland sneed me aaf.
>>142634857The Dutch getting beat fair and square by the English reminds me of this
>>142636758arme aaf
A monarchy will win the cup.Further proof that monarchy is the superior form of government.
gimi
Ello anons its Nina Gademan, care to join me with 2 VIP tickets to see me race at Zaandvort?
who's better hamilton or alonso
That was more rigged than average F1 race, UEFA should off themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77csNOZbkJQ
>>142637321wilhelm 3 when?
>>142637518>F4 VIP ticketsif bitterballen then yes
WITH ENGLAND WINNING EURO 2024 HAMILTON WILL HAVE THE MORALITY BOOST TO WIN 2024 WDC !!!BELIEVE !! HES BLESSED !!! STILL WE RISE !!!!
fun fact: I have never actually taken the time to read the entire ireland copypasta
>EnglandLa 33 se viene a casa!
bottas 2025 status?
>>142637518>POV: you cannot escape the room until she tests positive on a pregnancy test
>>142637915Digits and you Vocaroo it.
>>142638040due to be confirmed in TWO WEEKS
>>142637784>>142637925basado
>>142637518only if we are doing multiple breeding sessions right after the race while you're still all sweaty
>>142638040Claims Merc only has seat for 2025 so he doesn't want it.The former may be true but latter is the biggest lie since Moon hoax.
>>142638040hopefully dead
>>142637518she is veey beautifyul
>>142638102I prefer not to, it's the middle of the night and the walls of this commie block are cardboard
>>142638193>basado
>>142638837not everything's about football englandfren
what's he doing right now anons?
>>142639524Relenting
>>142639603on his cock?
>>142639824>>142639890basado
>>142637698Never.Willhallidulam III. (pbuh) however will rise to great fame.
give me
SAUBER!
>Could post Pizza like ChileANO and PeruANO>Decides to post boring shit insteadLame
Brits just keep winning
what implications will this have for F1?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssRyHv_XIeU>Current F1 championship leader Charles LeclercAll around me...[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN-3hXcWg1E[/spoiler]
>>142641355Max is losing pace
>>142641355hope she enjoys mongoloids and/or autists
when does /sp/ calm down?
How do you pronounce /sp/?
>>142642010Spee
>>142641355imagine them tits
>>142642010espi
>>142642010esspee
>>142641355milk kino is back on the menu
>>142642010spuh
>>142642010äss pee
>>142637810>2024 WDCi don't think that's possible anymore
>>142642577Deadbull and Verstappen DNF and No Points since Silverstone !Hamilton WDC 2024 !
>unironically giving (you)s to the hamspammer
some drivers are more reckless than others
>>142642010forward slash ass pee forward slash
>pg7AAHHHH
are yah winning son
>>142643517what do u think
>the lizard people running f1 need to be stopped.
WOOOOO NEW YEARS
>>142634857why are people getting excited?max is still running away with the championship while others keep focusing on getting a win.even Lando ignored max because he wanted the win in Silverstone.he still ended up with fewer points than max and a lower finishing position.is this how Gimi won in 2007??
>>142643809only dts fans and vaginas are excited, real fans do not give a fuck, outcome is already settled
pinkham
Formula 3000
>>142643537https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZzt5aS-6Zobelieve it or not, /vt/slop is now mainstream
>>142643904HOLY ITS OVER BATMAN
>Three bong wins in a rowAre we officially back to the timeline of shit?
I will not say sorry
kino after all those yearshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA2yYohW1Vs
>>142643809yeah it's already settled. beating 2024 max is so excruciating that he hasn't had the fastest car since China and still scoring more than any other driver and has RBR who rarely makes bad calls or slow pitstops.you need WAY more than pace to beat max.dude looked like he would finish 6th the whole race, suddenly shows up in 3rd and ends up 1s behind the leader. somehow he will have more wins than the rest of the grid by the end of the season even with no pure pace.
An extra special and relaxing good night, sleep tight to my cute bf Oliver "Ollie" Bearman :3To /f1/: gn
>Renno pulling out>Toyota and Hyundai joiningI am Formula Nostradamus
>>142646377Gn faggot.
>>142646487>HyundaiIsn't it only for WEC? Are they entering as Hyundai or Genesis?
>>142646820
>>142646803
>>142647054yes
>>142647283Are you the same American who sometimes post alo x str SFW yoai?
>>142647054that look is olddog-esque
>>142647334I hope not
>pozfags have been shitting on perez all season>he's ahead of kwabmilton in a clearly inferior car
GOATses, our response?
do you think the british media would go as crazy if alonso won a race now as they did when hamilton won?
>>142648641>HE IS THE MAN WHO RAISES THE BAR, WHO RAISES THE STATS, WHO TAKES THINGS TO STRATOSPHERIC LEVELS!!!!!!!!!I think the answer is clear as day(Absolutely not)I think Brundle will be cool about it though- he always comes off as the least biased of all the Bri'ish commentators.
>>142648773>I think Brundle will be cool about it though- he always comes off as the least biased of all the Bri'ish commentators.yeah, i like brundlehe's got a good analytical mind too so he's right 99% of the time
>>142648832Presumably it's because he has actually raced and done decently well (podiums in F1, win at Le Mans) relative to his colleagues like Crofty (fat, hasn't ever raced nor won in racing)But yeah, he does provide pretty good insight particularly when it comes to racing etiquette and/or incidents.
I lost all respect for Brundle when he blamed this on Verstappen.
>>142649101That whole situation just showed that the most trusted pundits(who are bongs) cannot be trusted because bongideshi bias
>>142649070>Presumably it's because he has actually raced and done decently well (podiums in F1, win at Le Mans) relative to his colleagues like Crofty (fat, hasn't ever raced nor won in racing)speaking of which, why the fuck aren't there more commentators who are ex-drivers?no i do NOT want to hear the ramblings of a cunt that has never raced in his life before when it comes to racing
>>142649101i wasn't here during this little fiascowhat did everyone here think of this and who do you think was in the wrong?
Ironically Martin Brundle's own son gave a less biased take on the collision.
>>142649704Time to retire the old bull then.
>max did this to met. Goblando
>>142649704Yes, and Buxton and Palmer literally laughed at him while he was presenting his take.
Edd Straw, The Race.Perez just finished the Silverstone 2024 Grand Prix
>>142650888
>>142649583Every here immediately knew it was goblino was being a fucking tard. He was already being super spastic against AMX's defending and already almost crashed into AMX before so when I saw it I honestly wasn't surprised.>>142650120Palmer and even sometime Buxton were fine as the F1TV commentators but this year they just can't stop fucking slurping the Goblinos semen. I'm almost at the point where I'm about to listen to a different language for commentators
>>142649101>>142651135their job is to try and trick people into thinking this season will have a championship fight, that will inevitably lead to slurping
>lol dude you're still watching SkyF1 broadcast just get F1TV retard>still have to deal with bongideshi bias>buxton is a commentator What did /f1/ mean by this
Did you guys tried to watch a race in complete silence? I did it the last couple of times because I can't tolerate the commentators we have and it was... kinda cathartic.
>>142651990wow
>I look through Charles' phone the other day>he said Gibraltar is rightful english clay
>>142651990brave
>>142649101Not only was it not Max's fault, but I'm convinced the goblin did it on purpose. He's got nothing to lose and Merc are pressuring him to do dumb shit because they're getting frustrated with the bad PR from getting btfo by Max every week
>>142651580F1TV should be multinationals. National broadcasts can have practice favoritism everytime.
I'm finally here guys! The Silverstone GP was crazy, right guys??? Wow! What do you think of McLaren's strategy and Red Bull not having an extra medium???Did you know Sainz rejected Mercedes? wow! What about Perez? That was horrible!
>>142652950My local broadcast is just a somehow worse bong broadcast.
Telecommunications was a mistake
>watches british broadcast>complains about british biasthe only way to escape the britoids is watching the spanish or italian streams
ESPN break your shackles and give the people what they want
>>142654043I was just thinking about how bad that would be. They would've slurped so hard for Logan at the start of last year
anything interesting at goodwood today?
>>142654135Albon and Vowles would get grilled so hard.
>>142654740In 3 Bongs. Waiting for the Red Bull Racing Run at the Hill.
>>142654135Yeah but that's it, that all they can really do. And then after that they'll just have to cover the races.
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT IT'S WAY TOO HOTit will be a miracle if i don't die from a heartstroke this summer
How could this happen??
>>142655547>vettel + stroll>quickly develop the car into a real p3 contender>alonso + stroll >timeline of SHIT
>>142655580/thread
>>142655547TIMELINE STATUS?
Good morning to gimiposters and racists
>>142656035
>>142641355>go at F1 once>get pregnant
>>142656321>date hag>she doesn't even sagwhat's the point
>>142656321Daddario has the most natural looking face of the 3.
>>142650120>>142651135>not cancelled yet
>>142641355>>142656321
I will impregnate my wife in what's left of 2024.
>>142634857>Managed to survive England getting into the final with an obvious rigImpressiveExcellent tyre management last night
>>142656507>>142641355Just FYI, she says in the interview that she got pregnant “while travelling internationally”, so there’s a good chance she conceived while experiencing a GP weekend
Bom dia, Goedemorgen, /f1/!FoS in 30 bings!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jNXtZs9yCs
morning lads
>>142649101why is there a mexican movie filter on the bottom vid ?
>>142657135FUCK
>Zak Brown has been in regular contact with Red Bull recently about a possible engine partnership.>McLaren and Williams fear that Mercedes could have problems with reliability if they additionally supply engines for Alpine.>Red Bull was surprised about the timing of the engine request.
>>142657294>Red Bull was surprised because McLaren had doubts about reliability end they turned to them?!FTFY
>>142657135>>142657223>a RARE mistake..bonjour>>142656997>Goedemorgengoedemorgen!
>>142656997lots of milling around at goodwood
DUN DUN DUN
>>142656997>Metro 6R4.S O V L
>Every sportscar manufacturer has SUV's nowSoulless
>>142657565but anon, haven't you heard? there's also some good automotive news! the Capri is back!!!...oh...
the goodwood livestream is unwatchable with the crackling in my ears
Wtf is that clicking noise?
this dude really asked me>you really like hoobastank?
>>142657630Did they outsource the stream? This is unacceptable by their standards.
>crackling sound, image glitchingbad reception at goodwood
>Flikering on goodwood streamGrim
>>142657424it will happen again as I post while having my coffee
>>142657609But that's the Volvo EC40
RUNNING UP THAT HILL, RUNNING UP THAT ROAD. WITH NO PROBLEM.
>>142657701it's actually a rebodied VW ID5
the track of the helicopter for the transmission was not on ads-b for a couple of minutes, something actually happenedthere's a clear gap in its track
jimmy
>>142657752are there guest pilots too?>We're happy to announce that at this year's Goodwood FoS Colin McRae will be flying the helicopter in the hill!
This needs to change
I am the father.
>>142657812That ad comes from a place of hate.
>"I'll ask you the standard question.">"Standard question?">"I think this is about the car.">"You think it's about the car?"
British GP was dogshit apart from the last 10 laps and everyone is shilling it for being amazing because their holy closeted black man won (because of McLaren holding back Red Bull with an illegal modification aka the front wing which if you had those spikes on a UK road you'd get pulled over and the car seized. Fucking yids and fat yanks.)
>>142657888when it started to rain and the leaders changed and you genuinely didn't know who would win it was good, this was before the last 10 laps
>>142657897It was a slurper during the rain and didn't get exciting until Norris chose to go on sorts.
>>142657888>Austrian GP was dogshit apart from the last 10 laps and everyone is shilling it for being amazing because their funny closeted zoomer twink almost won
>>142657902That was when the winner was set in stone, how was that exciting?
Silverstone is the most overrated track on the calendar. Nobody would care if it was in germany.
If you need meme races to enjoy F1 you can get go stand next to the DtSbabbies facing the wall.
>>142657947100% agree
i hate formula one
>>142657958The British GP was a meme race.
>>142657973everyone more or less finished where he started except for Russell who retired
Goodwood Festival of Sneed
>>142658012women like this exclusively fuck blacks
Källe Kute
My eyes and ears hurt with this stream
>>142658017tf tp
kino car
>>142658089my ancestor :)
>>142637605Gimi
>>142658017And that is good thing
>Fiat S76 S O V L
>>142658024they still didn't fix it?
>>142658158Someone call Bob The Builder
Hydrogen Fuel >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lithium Batteries
>>142657294Why can't McLel make their own engines? Why does everyone have to be a costumer?
>>142657609>WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK Rolling in it's fucking grave right now, I love the capri no idea what grade of military crack ford of europe is smoking but it must be strong.
IM MAD!!!!!!
>>142658158Still fucked
>yeah m8 me and the lads in da design room just know it'll sell like hotcakes
>>142657565How do we stop this? Why they do this?
>we live in a society
>Ford Europe design director Amko Leenarts says the look follows an imagined evolution of the Capri since production ended in 1986, as inspired by the rising popularity of SUVs.
>>142658270A great man once said: Why did you commited suicide? - Neil Breen
Just been staring blankly at my monitor thinking of how big of a fuck up this capri ev is
>>142658017trannies*t. friends with 2 goths
Goodwood is posh central. They blend in seamlessly.
>>142658269>>142658250>>142658236Designers have nothing to do with that, they were tasked to make and SUV that takes inspiration from the Capri, no one came in the studio like: >"Hey make a 2024 Capri you weed smoking drawing fucks">"Okay here's a 3 tons SUV" It's the Ford Execs who thought of this.Trust me, no one who draws cars for a living likes the idea of smearing a beloved name like that.
I feel sick lads...
>>142658229Imagine the explosive power if the gas tanks were damaged.
>>142658314No its the act of slapping on a well established car name just to help it sell. That's been happening alot, i.e. Mustang mach E
What is it like being a "Duke"?
>>142658326Someone at Ford is actually retarded for doing that, if they gave these cars a different name, no one would bat an eye and they'd sell anyway, if not better. Instead they chose to alienate every single car enthusiast just to make newspapers headlines, I wonder how good or bad it is for sales.
>>142658338well, for the duke of richmond it's clearly working out, what with this festival, all the other events, the circuit, the racecourse, the hospitality, the health retreat, the aerodrome, the golf coursebut i can imagine it's difficult to actually be a steward of an estate
>>142658413having all this shit and growing old must be alienating a bit, at some point you just know you'll be too frail to enjoy any of it
>>142658338
>>142658338Seems chill
>>142658468yeah, growing old poor as fuck must be better.
>>142658338driving the car and smuggling is cool and all, but constantly being bullied by Boss Hogg and the sheriff is a pain in the ass.
>>142658361It'll sale like the mach e if anything, have a decent amount of sales during the initial release. Then lose popularity when people report about it's reliability and possible supply chain issues.
>>142658338>kills some frenchmen>becomes dukeSwimmingly
>>142658672>pain in the assWorth it for the incest
What is it like being a "Dyke"?
>>142645569> bro the red bull is totally the 4th fastest car right now> Max only goes a second a lap faster than others because he’s Max> trust me bro
>>142658839>flagillegal
>>142656507Well hello boner
>>142658843not even the fifth fastest car, bro
>No Tec Pro BarriersFIA THIS IS DANGEROUS IM SUING
>>142658839It's quite a bit like living in Russia, you end up face to face with a lot of cunts.
>>142638040KWABOTY winner
>>142658887> bro the red bull is barely faster than the Haas, Max is just that good broWhy do white men have such a strong persecution complex?
have they shown the RB17 yet?
>>142657888>>142657936>British GP was dogshit apart from the last 10 laps>Austrian GP was dogshit apart from the last 10 lapsBoth true>>142659084
>>142658839Go ask the Pussy Riot.
Races for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS8zi7Dg8TM
>>142658996Right off the bat, all the Merc powered cars are faster than the Red Bull, so that's fifth already. The globohomos froze the engines right as Merc was losing its edge gained thanks to its lobbied regulations. There's no way to compensate for an engine disadvantage, I've already explained many times why the aero doesn't do shit.There was nothing between Perez and Hulkenberg while they were teammates. Saing got shit on by Hulkenberg. At worst, we can assume that Perez and Sainz are evenly matched, despite how much pozfags dickride Sainz due to the globohomo conditioning. And yet Sainz is miles ahead of Perez in the WDC, so objectively speaking you have 5 teams that are better than Red Bull. That's before we even start discussing subjective factors (a discussion I would easily win)
>>142659144>despite how much pozfags dickride Sainz due to the globohomo conditioningThey can't hear you, the MED-controlled media has warped their minds beyond repair.
Why is the hill so dusty?
Stop buying up all these limited run cars! I haven't gotten rich enough to buy them myself yet!
>>142659275What? One of these EV SUVs?
Wobbler
WEBBAH!
Why did I just get excited for a fucking porsche reveal?
>>142659377they revealed it like a month ago no?
digits and the show plane crash
>>142659414digits and you die
>red arrowsTime to mute it.
>>142659419Rolling
>>142658269Mooie wagen man
was this segment really this long last year?
/biz/-idea: air shows should include weapons usage
>>142659558It's to prepare people for WW3
>the red snores
THE GOAT when ?
>it's still going
>>142634857We need to build a car for combat
>>142659806what does that even mean?
>>142659862Speed in corners
The fuck was that
>>142659144> bro Perez is a generational talentmax fags are fucking deranged
McLaren's GOBLINA is there!!
>>142658717Did people actually buy that piece of shit? I feel like I've seen maybe 5 of them out on the streets, all obviously driven by exactly the type of people you'd think that shitheap would be appealing to (w*men)
What the fuck does a "bring your dog to the dance floor" event have to do with fucking cars?
>>142660129There is a lot of female drivers
>>142659806Does it imply that other cars are built for peace?
>>142659806Expert's verdict is up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcTQ_BnHxag
>all the good countries lostgimiguess i'll root for england for tango's sake
>>142659953you sound pozzed in the head
>>142660007This triggers Lily.
>more ev SUVs>ev is the way to goDoes the audience really want to see this?
>>142660266I know Ireland has its fair share of pozzed yuppies but I refuse to be called one by a fucking leaf lmao fix your retarded country
>>142660007
>festival of speed>suvs and trash EVs
>>142657888
miga
I didn't watch the footy yesterday and I'm not gonna watch any GP.
Can we get rid of Monaco and Silverstone now that Charles and Lewis won?
>>142660414>I'm not gonna watch any GP.What are you doing here then
You can easily point out the exact moment it went downhill really fast
>>142660422but we already didn't have a Silverstone GP this year
>>142660432>downhillbut it's a hill climb
>>142660426Procrastinating.
>>142660432the 5 is the BMW that managed to keep looking OK for the longest time. all other series were fucked up long before it.
>>142660460>downhillHe meant Damon Hill's son
>>142660509oof
>>142660509
It's about fucking time they remove some of the safety features on the modern tracks we race on.I remember watching F1 when atleast 2-3 times a year someone had to be carried out of the car and also 2-3 times a year a car would catch on fire.It was so much more entertaining. Everyone also had much more respect for eachother. Today it's basically just a video game with a reset button and all the drivers act accordingly.Too bad the halo saved grosejan because now it's never going away.
>>142658839wet and salty
>>142660509>>142660520that's rough
>>142660523>saved grosjeanneekeri too
2025 Sprint Calendar
>>142660518>>142660540FULL CALENDAR
>>142660540they're really not gonna let this meme die are they
>>142660569>japan in april againnot bussin desu
>>142660574They hate prestige, diluting it until homeopathetic levels are reached.
>>142660540>only six sprint racesexpected it to increase as time goes by. I guess they'll do it in 2026
How to apply for England Citizenship ?
>>142660538>neekeri too>wheel gets stuck on halo>HALO SAVED HIM!!!yeah no. that's the same reasoning as pic rel.>something touches halo (which is half a meter removed from the driver's head)>HALO SAVED HIM!!!
>>142660574at least in times of pic rel they weren't afraid to admit they were wrong, and cancel it immediately.
>>142660606>They hate prestigeFor me, it's the press conference stands. Fuck the couches.
>>142660619the front wing would have hit chuck's head iircmaybe it wouldn't have been lethal but at least pretty gnarly
Lol engine sounds through the speakers
>>142660655your pic is already a degraded version, it misses the sovl orange juice
>>142660655same thing goes for the post race press conference. fuck the casual interviews at the finish line (often by a clueless celebrity)
>>142660655first the post race podium interview happened here, then it happened on the actual podium, and now it happens in the parc ferme right when the drivers have got out of their sweaty cockpitswe can't have nice things
>>142660540holy shit, brazil has had it every year nowi'm sure that it has something to do with the attendance capacity, greedy
>>142660432SNNIIIIIIIIIIF
>>142660540Did the Red Bull check bounce or why is Austria not there?
>>142660761>wood of speeWhenever Aurelia gets posted.
>>142660759you can actually overtake in interlagos so it makes sense to have it there. miami and qatar are shit places for a sprintbut but those two tracks are the embodiment of the liberty era formula 1 so obviously they'll have sprints there
>Sainz fired and still without a seat>Perez soon fired>Ricciardo soon fired>as highly rated as ever before and seat secured until 2027Hulk turnt it around against all his teammates. Ngl 2021 and 2022 were rough but I'm glad HIDFing is back on the menu.
>>142660538>>142660619it kinda saved hamilton too, but nobody talks about that for some reason.Then he truly would have become the next senna.All great examples of why it should be removed. Motorsport SHOULD be inherently dangerous. Otherwise they should unironically cancel all championships and move to simulators since they are good enough now.
>hülkenberg as soon as he smells a podium
>>142660876wouldn't have been one because your boy Bottas (also without a seat) binned it at the end so the safety car and tyre lottery changed the entire grid
>>142660850>hamilton remembered as the greatest, killed chasing his 8th >max remembered as an overly aggressive murderer and exiled from the sport kino
>>142660876I mean,everyone was fucking up in that race,that corner was killer
Can someone explain this? Why doesn't Bearman and Aitken count?
>>142660887What is your cope for this one?
>>142660509Potato Hill
>>142660914hamilton is pure shit, bro
Or this one?
>>142660934>BearmanAre F1 team hiring drivers based on twink factor?
>>142660934because they were reserve drivers and it says full time
>>142660935Is this a rare uncharacteristic mistake by an 8-time WDC i'm seeing here?
I'll have a nice latte, /f1/. Any milk is fine.
>>142660934>full-time driver
>>142660850They should just remove all the rules except overtaking outside track. Make the cars safer if need be, but promote harder and more aggressive racing. Both sides win and we get fun.
>>142660934hamilton missed the race where aitken was a super subbut yeah, you are right about bearman
https://youtu.be/Ud6JljP3W8chttps://youtu.be/-BCR_7tSiSAhttps://youtu.be/5EjPQDOBBdwokay festival of speed 2020, saved, now i am looking for a one blue ev car
>>142660948Yes but he'd still be remembered as something else
>>142660850"i like ya cut g"-RB
nigi :D
Reminder that Merc had to cheat to break my curse (they sacrificed 3 of their drivers to hand him the win at Silverstone)Anyone who's been on this general long enough knows that accumulating bad karma always has negative consequences
>>142661079Yeah, being pozzed in the head is no joke.
>>142661004>aitken was a super subkitten was not a super sub
>>142650061>I want to be the bad boy in the boy band
>>142660972>it says full time>>142660997then why is Debris mentioned?
>>142661132because he was a full time driver, sweetie. getting fired doesn't change that
>>142661132Debris was full-time but it just so happened he'd got fired for being shit
>>142661158>>142661178>he was full time>only did half time
>>142660523Not an ASSCAR fan but this is even more true for them, where 'rubbin is racin.' The radio from the drivers is just a bunch of crybabies in expensive toys that won't kill you anymore, whining about each other and throwing tantrums on track. If their lives were still at risk they'd care less about who wronged them. Indycar is getting there too but it's been less than a decade since the last death and open wheel on superspeedways will never be truly safe
>>142661283>rubbin is racin:)
>>142660523>they remove some of the safety features on the modern tracks we race onSuch as?
>>142661338tarmac run offs. remove them completely, everywhere.
>>142660994it's been a long time since we had this
>>142660994ANY milk you say...?
>>142661338there should be a maximum of 50m runoff ending in maximum 3 layers of tires.curbs and grates should no longer be paved over on street tracksharsher kurbs in general. like we used to havefuel tank should go back to aluminiumTeams can run any pressure/camber they want no matter what pirelli saysno more yellow/red flag being displayed directly on the steeringwheel.also >>142661362
>>142661362>run offs. remove them completely, everywhere.ftfy
>>142661579That would just make every track into a street track, without any of the weird bumps and cambers of an actual street track.super gaydrivers putting half a wheel onto the grass when overtaking at 300kph is based.
>>142659806>white man builds a car just for the black kid win all the raceswhere did I saw this before
>>142661579>this soviet nigga wants a 100% street track calendargo watch FE
max verstappen's top 10 victories, according to himself1. spain 20162. mexico 20183. austria 20194. germany 20195. anniversary gp 20206. france 20217. usa 20218. belgium 20229. miami 202310. japan 2023
>>142661679
>>142661679No AD21?
>>142661679>forgetting AD21 is Max, dare I say, /pozzedinthehead/
>>142661701
>>142661679>no Belgium 2021
This based nigga also once suggested that maybe we scrap the points system and the champion is simply whoever got the most race wins. That is also incredibly based since it would mean nobody has anything to lose. Basically every race for every driver would be like the Max/Lewis battles of 2021based
>>142661712nop
Ew chinese cars
>>142661712>>142661713He knows that one was out of his hands, he's even more based than one could've thought for valuing so many other victories over it
>>142661712>>142661713he only won that race because of external circumstances/fuck ups you retards.Real athletes like Max want to truly beat the others with no *
>>142661607>>142661621I mean like on the nurburgring for example.
>>142661798>>142661821Go watch Danica Patrick's podcast where she explains how seemingly unrelated life events can be influenced by anterior actions as the universe tries to balance itself out
>>142661879there's grass everywhere.
>>142661954are you referring to the prophecy of the one that would bring balance in the F1?
>>142661954>Danica Patrickwhy would anyone listen to that retard?
>>142661607>merely half a wheelhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=b4qnNDl7mlY
>>142662024you sound pozzed in the head
>>142662083why are ameritard drivers so tarded that they need someone to tell them what to do at all times?
>>142660540FUCK FIAFUCK LIBERTYFUCK MERCEDES
>>142662184because at 360kph average your puny side-mirrors won't help you for shit to see what's going on behind you.
Alex is on
>>142662224what kind of retard thinks "average speed" matters here? Are you american on vacation?I guarantee you that they have WAY better visibility in their mirrors than F1 drivers do in monaco. And the speed differential to other cars is much lower than in F1 so you have more time to react to other drivers.
>>142662314Why are you so mad at spotters sven? It makes the race better but you guys only care about muh prestige
>Merc upgrades for Belgium and Hungary>Mclaren unable to put a race together>Red Bull the 9th fastest car just ahead of Steak>Ferrari literally going backwardsHow did we let Mercedes come back bros?We had them beat for two and a quarter years but we somehow let them back in.Are they going to win every race for the rest of the season bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7VKWWpRxmknew edd just dropped
>>142662350>It makes the race betterHow come F1/2/3/4 cars race way closer on way more difficult tracks with no spotters then?
>>142662388It's funny that you compare monaco and other road tracks to ovals as if there is any similarity, but I guess I am the one who brought it up. The visibility issue is about other drivers at much higher speeds than f2 and even f1. Average speed absolutely matters here for reasons so obvious that you must be posting in bad faith
>>142662388F1 drivers crash all the time
>return to F1>struggle and get ridiculed for half a decade>it finally turns around>pull out literally as you're winning the ultimate championship>red bull proceeds to dominate with your engine but now they can't show your logo on it>rejoin F1 knowing that you will get dunked on by your own engine with a ford logo on itThis is so fucking stupid I can't deal.
>>142662486shrimp dicked nips have lost the plotonly gonna get worse now that they're importing pajeets
>>142662363>How did WE>WE had themanon WE are not doing anything
>>142662486>>struggle and get ridiculed for half a decadeTo be fair, in the end it was revealed that it was just Alonso shitting up the team
>>142662580And that is why they are back you useless fuck.
>>142662363Surprisingly, when you adjust the regulations every other month for two whole seasons to stop the team you don't want to win, they will stop winning.
>>142662441>as if there is any similarity>american reading comprehensionlmao. An oval is perfectly smooth and has no elevation changes or blind corners. All of this perfect for rear view visibility. Do you even drive a car? I'm more comfortable with my mirrors going 200kph on the highway than 50 in a city.>visibility issue is about other drivers at much higher speeds than f2 and even f1objectively wrong, i already told you this. The pass you posted was cool because it was on the grass but the speed differential is not even half of F1 cars braking into a turn.>>142662472yet they still manage to race closer at higher speeds than anything in indy car. Indy car even had to cover up their wheels since the drivers just launch each other all the time otherwise.
>>142662375nice, we get more of these
>>142662683>yet they still manage to race closer at higher speeds than anything in indy car. Indy car even had to cover up their wheels since the drivers just launch each other all the time otherwise.wtf are you babbling about? are you from another dimension?
stop replying to bait, theres some action on fos
Seb! gimi!
sure its not the og lotus livery but at least its not the abomination they used last timealso is that gina with a h*lo? wat the fug
>>142662740are you too fucking new to even remember this lmao?meanwhile F1/2/3 drivers regularly drive through an entire corner with the wheels interlocked like a zipper. And when they get kicked out of F2 for being too slow they go and win the indy car championship for fun.
oh he mentioned th wrong year, its the 2018 onealso good to see marc ag in
>Festival of Speed>There is no speed?
GOD
>>142662917pls point to where the wheels are covered.
>>142662375>fredds exposedNew tp when?
>>142662934putting current year liveries on old cars should get teams heavily fined
>>142662683Not sure if bad bait or truly clueless>>142662846Why did they stop using this style of nose? Straight out, then the front wing dropped beneath
>>142662960Anon. Stop hurting yourself.
>>142662375Comfy edd and a beef pot noodle
>>142662991>Why did they stop using this style of nose?because of regulations
Original Fittipaldi >>>>>>> Clone Fittipaldis
>>142663039Yes I would ask why they changed the regs away from that if I thought anybody knew
Edd's race rankings>Hamilton P1>Albon P2>Hulk P3>NARB P4>Max P5lollmao even
>>142662580I shaved my balls and bought cornetto's. What else am I supposed to do, you twat.
>>142662960All of those parts/extensions were introduced specifically because indy car driver's cant drive close without going wheel to wheel and launching each other.Half of them are still there on the 2024 car.All of this and they STILL need a fucking spotter telling them what to do every second lmao.
>>142663157buy raketjes instead
>>142663168Maybe racing is a solved sport and we should call it quits?
>>142662580I've been getting dubs and trips
/biz/ idea: add a lorry driving in reverse for the whole race to spice things up
>>142663330I'd pay money to watch that
>>142663154>>Hulk P3>>Max P5HULK WINS ONCE AGAIN,HIRE HIM HORNER
>>142663101they claimed it was too dangerous. a high nose could "climb" a car during a crash. and cause the car to be launched in the air. or it could "climb" the bodywork and hit a driver in the head.
>>142663168>talks about spotters at ovals>posts picture of road/street bodywork
>>142663366Why even have drivers in the car. Just let the drive remotely.
>>142663330we already proposed the DC (Danger Car) to spice up boring races a couple of years ago.
>>142663366> "climb" the bodywork and hit a driver in the head.exactly that happened to schumi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4GupDhAFQs
Apparently F1 cars have their own IP addressBusiness idea: DDOS attacks against Hamilton's car
>>142663426/f1/ idea: formula1 cars but with rear wheel steering
>>142663467if only they had halo back then. Schumi would still be alive and kicking.
>>142663403wow, you really are clueless about indy.I actually like indy. It's like mcdonalds of racing, fast and dirty.
>>142663474/f1/ idea: rear wheel steering only but front wheel drive
>>142663473>DDOS attacksI always assumed "DDOS" had something to do with MS DOS. I was today years old when I thought about it for half a second and figured out that couldn't be right.
>>142663473>can play porn on the steering wheel
>>142663549:|
Formula 1 :)
>>142663762what are you on about?
>>142663762stay on topic please
>>142663473>Get a VPN>put yourself 1rst in the race>legally become the winner
>>142663762no
>>142663473/biz/ idea: sprint races are replaced by Halo 3 LAN parties from inside the cars
KICK SAUBER
>>142636328>we've had a devil of a day...lick em tomorrow though
>>142663922I want to eat Juju's sushi if you understand my intentions
>>142664235I don't like fish
>>142661679>"Since my Silverstone crash, I've struggled with visibility problems...">"In this race, I wasn't just fighting against Lewis, but also against blurred images."AMX IS BLIND WTFhttps://x.com/verstappenews/status/1811413454848135263
>>142661679>1. spain 2016Fucking up ricciardo strategy was his best win?
>>142664433lewlew lost to a white cracka lmao
>>142664537blind cracka*
>>142664433explains the speed then. as you lose one sense the body compensates. he must have god tier ass sensing to manage grip now
>>142664433Lando would have started crying and given up. Then sky sports would comfort him by sucking him off.
>>142664019Doom on an F1 steering wheel.
>>142664620God tier ass sucking*
>>142663762Doesn't exists. Its World Championship Grand Prix here.
>>142664428You like meat instead? To each their own then
>>142664620I bet Kelly taught amx all about ass sensing and grip managing whle she pegged him after every single gp.
>>142662956MACHINE
>>142642010s p
>>142664749He's never even seen her naked. He's too busy Sim racing to notice her advances.
>>142642010esspé
Would they ever retry this idea?
>>142650061me with airpods on the right
>>142664877thicc
>Max: Since my Silverstone crash, I've struggled with visibility problems, especially on undulating circuits..(At COTA21) I wasn't just fighting against Lewis but also against blurred images..I've never said this before, but it was so bad for a few laps that I seriously considered turning the car offHamilton should be arrested
>Max Slurp :-D>Hamilton Slurp :-(
>>142663549>dear diary
>>142664877Is that Z or X mode?
>>142664906nah, let him push his karma to the absolute extreme
>>142660509is that Nyck De Vries?
>>142664433Max drunk driving confirmed
>>142663549>I was today years oldwhat the fuck is this expression meant to be or add to the point
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>mfw people mad that british commentators on a british tv-channel broadcasting to british people are a bit pro-britishYou could of course watch your own cunts broadcast, but most of you are greedy pirates and STILL thinks your opinion matters lmao.
>>142665071american broadcast when?
>>142665071>sweden yeshello we are using international broadcast. no one cares about briish bullshit.
swemali's working overtime again
max's comments on visual acuity reminds me that after his shunt in 1987, piquet lost visual depth perception
>>142664906he's just like his soon to be father-in-law piquet>>142665071shut up retard
>>142663762
>>142635474Based
>>142665071>they hated him because he spoke the truth
>>142665118>no one cares about briish bullshit.except all the pussies complaining about it all the time. Which is why I got all the replies.>>142665216maybe (hopefully) he's letting it out now because he doesn't really have the issue anymore, stuff like that could make you ruled unfit to race.
>>142665096>commercialsNever thankfully
>>142665403hard slay
>>142665403me when i take shower
>>142665387american owners now, and considering how much fucking extra advertisement they've already crammed in since they took over it wouldn't surprise me if we start seeing segmented races with ad breaks. Just like every other American run sport where they literally inject adbreaks and 100,000 people + players in an entire stadium has to just sit and waitI thought americans buying F1 would be a complete disaster and I was right about everything except the timeframe it would take for them to fuck things up.
>mfw I ordered 12 wings with hot sauce and bluecheese dip but the courier brought me a reindeer burger, a cheese burger, two fries and two cokesalso this needs to be shopped with edd's face on it
>Hydrogen FuelKino. It has way better sound than Electric
>>142665458The funniest thing was during the first covid race when they literally forgot to turn off "crowdcheer.wav" when the winner got out of the car.
>>142665489>reindeer burgerNOT RUDOLPH
>>142665489can you still keep it if you file the complaint and get your original order
>Toto signs Newey>Toto sign Verstappen>Hamilton goes to Ferrari which continues to be a dumpster fire>Hamilton never wins anything again>Max dominates againGood ending
>>142665567Yes, I got to keep all that and got reimbursed for what I paid for the wings. Win-win
>>142665571newey is pure shit, bro
In the drive thru right now. Ordered a large #3 with no onions and a coke.
>ev's
>>142665641>no onionsweak.
>>142665659Lots of troubles usually serious
>>142665659who was driving? it doesn't look like they tried to steer out of it at all
>>142665617Until Uber fucks up 3 orders in a row and they decide not to refund you anything because it seem like you are "abusing" the system by having so many complaintsMaybe Uber should stop hiring retarded monkeys who can't read the big fuckoff sign in a marker on the pack >"1/2 BAGS"And grab both, so they just grab one lmaoFucking retards manThere's a storm outside, maybe I should have on of them deliver me a burger and a limited edition Lewis Hamilton 44 Monster
>>142665458IC has commercial breaks over green flag laps but asscar really does stop each race twice to guarantee two commercial breaks. If Liberty had to pick one or the other, given the popularity of F1 I think they would introduce stages which are the bigger cancer in my mind. That would truly be the end of it all
>>142665706dunno but considering that these hyper EVs have individual electric motors in each wheel it was probly a computer glitch that made 1 wheel go wonky
>Women
>>142665782>>142665782>>142665782
>>142665641I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>142665659Car disintegrates when it touches some hay. Britshit engineering at work.
>>142665800Lotus is chinese now
>>142665659Handles like an American muscle car
>>142665800>yerp muh hypah car shoold have 1/4-inch steel plate body panels that don't buckle when i crashdumb mutt.
>>142665659kwab
>>142664433>Verstappen's Daredevil arc
