Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 13Agen - Pau165.3 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 12:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-12-gcLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-13/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Rai / NOS / iTV13:15 CETPrevious thread:>>142655730
>>142665583Current and upcoming races:29.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT07.07 - 14.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT07.07 - 14.07 Tour of Qinghai Lake 2.Pro13.07 - 15.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.114.07 Giro dell'Appennino 1.117.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.124.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.125.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro10.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT13.08 - 16.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.114.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE 15.08 Tour of Leuven - Memorial Jef Scherens 1.1 17.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Y15cg3xg>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895
>>142665595Wout got the best kwab faces
first for pogi
>even more sprint slop tomorrow
>>142665649>crashes and loses another minute
did you get banned rusbert?
another fucking spront stage
odds roglic abandoon
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Blackboy summer
>>142665676wasn't me. there's at least two of us in TdF
>>1426656841.6 Yea3.34 Nay
>>142665701Sorry got confused as you're both racists.
>>142665701>rusbert cloned himself for LE tourbased
First hot one of the year. Took it easy
>>142665701>there's at least two of us in TdFnot anymore
>>142664267Good ebening
Giro d'Italia Women (2.WWT)Stage 6San Benedetto del Tronto - Chieti159 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2024/startlistGC after stage 5:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2024/stage-5-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia-women/2024/stage-6/liveRoadbook:https://www.giroditaliawomen.it/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/o5tihLfiqd84kI9qBk83_020724-012546.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / Rai12:50 CET
>>142665746Patje's blood sugar rising
Girmay scored more points than Pogacar so far
>>14266327680% of the country population live in urbanized areas and suburban hellscapes. Peripheral France is a myth
>>142665828>his hope and optimism gone
Has demarre been regelated yet?
>>142665860yes. Kwabendish too
>>142665786Ackermann scored more points than Wout so far
>>142665697The summer /cyc/ go BLACKED.
>>142665876Fair enough. Shame for wout, would have won
>>142665860Yes and cavenshit too
>>142665901Unsurprising that a sprinter get more points than a hjaelper.
>>142665714lmao.
>>142665726Took a hot one after lunch today
>>142665726Still enjoyable though, but I don't know if I would want to train in that heat
>>142665828They need to up his dose to restore his smile
Meanwhile Ineos snuck into the top 5.
mikel landa suddenly has good options
This race sucks, 2bh (to be honest).Chaotic sprints with no trains.Entirely predictable up and down stages.It all peaked at stage one.I remember this one mutt floorsqueaker who had a triple-double in his first NBA game and he didn't come close to it a single time after, he could barely get off the bench a few years later.This is how it feels. I only wish a race ending (not really hurting him) chute for bigga because once the leg is in the door, the infestation with this other species will be pushed through every orifice.
>>142665860this pussy shit has devolved from getting rid of people that would head butt and purposefully drive others into barriers to now relegating sprinters from perfectly reasonable and necessary maneuvers in a chaotic pack. Just make it so you aren't allowed to steer at all from 1km at this point. Fags.
>>142666271Why do you watch it when you don't like road racing?
>>142666271What race are you watching? The giro rostie?
>>142666271>Chaotic sprints with no trains.since when trains are good? it's Cipollini's invention since he was a bit of positionlet.
>>142666391kill yourself /pol/ack
>>142666372There's something going, there is some coherence, some plan, something to look at.Now it is just a hive traveling from field to field.
>>142666415>nowit is just back to the way it should be
>>142666391by some old classification, ethiopians and eritreans are actually just the darkest tone of white race
>>142666391If your enjoyment of sports is ruined by your politics then you are not a sports fan and can fuck off back to your dark, dreary woods where your russian overlords can Katyn you again.
>>142666415way better than even the shittiest sprinter crowding up the front with his low level goons
>>142666391Also cycling wasn't made for you. If you want race hierarchy your kind are borderline real humans.
>>142665595you can kind of tell just from the body language of the riders in this photo who won this sprint
>>142666391based
>>142666391Dude, /pol/ is supposed to be for meming only.
/cyc/ office, since when it is tourist hours at this time of the day? Someone left the door slightly open and the slimies stormed in?r/peloton bus already left, you'll be stuck here with us and you will lose your mind, dipshits.Hopefully kys too.
>>142665746>-ACK
>>142666509are you alright dude, you're having a schizobrit episode
>>142665675When I heard there was a crash I immediately knew that he would be one of the fallen. The usual suspect.
>>142666545Another one. Getting kinda regular.
>>142666509t. tourist
>>142666545I'm quite consistent with my approach to politics, if it seems like something out of bounds I really suggest reading beyond Dawkins and Fukuyama.
>>142666586Damn what a midwit suggestion. You're trolling right? Else its hilarious.
My book suggestion? The Holy Bible by Jesus Christ and The Holy Spirit
>>142666628>suggesting reading beyond the gods of a midwit is midwitGuess you have learned a word but could never wrap your head what is it about.
>>142666651I'm not the one recommending airport literature.
>>142666643Start with the Greeks
my book suggestion?All The Pretty Horses by Cormac Mcarthy
>>142666666Satan decides the TdF
Is this what Pogi meant when he told Remco not to worry about Rogla? Was it actually an assassination?
>>142666672Do you know the word "beyond", dimwit?
>>142666733
>>142666694Is that one actually good?Blood Meridian, Child of God, and Outer Dark were all good, but Suttree was such a slog that I really don't know whether I want to read another McCarthy.
>>142666643Absolutely based. Who are the Catholic riders on the tour this year?
>>142666734I looked it up and it said /pol/bert.
>>142666851Girmay.
>>142666870Definitely not. He is Coptic.
Something is off again with me scores, can't be assed now to fix it.CAVENDISH and DEMARE demoted, scores updated at velogames too.Very well, expanding my lead on:Superman López está LIMPIOwho may be the last rival to overall win since Patje, Madouas, GODu lost BILBAO today, and Rusbert and a few others potential edge over me depends on guys who don't perform and have barely a stage left to do something.
>>142666897Or the Eritrean cousin ቤተ ክርስትያን ተዋህዶ ኤርትራ.
>>142666870isnt he Coptic?
>it's VO2max interval day and it's 32c out
A wise man once said to me "do the hill s and you won't need the pills". He turned out to be a sex offender. but sure nobody is perfect.
>>142666998Kekd, I am going off for a quick torty right now.
>>142667044hope you calm down
so Jasper had two hjælpers OTL todayif i see teams help Alpecing tomorrow im going to fucking lose it
>>142666372Not positionlet, scaredHe was scared by sprints since a bad chute in the 90s, with the sprint train he felt more safe
quickstep really should have just sent merlier
>>142666831I liked Suttree so ymmv but ATPH is much shorter and fairly breezy by his standards
>>142667234Landa is all Remco needs in the mountains anyways
Someone will not like this
>>142665798wtf I'm a myth ?
>>142667370>muh hecking n-its so tiresome
>>142667537The trick is to never watch sprint stages. All this bini worship will go away when the pyrenée are there
>>142665798the other myth is that the cities are shitholes. mainly said by people who have never been there. every city has shithole areas. just don't go there and they are great places
>>142667413No, but you're a dense cunt. But considering you're a countryside hick nothing is new
But what is actually not to like about Girmay? (The media/journalist bullshit is not his fault)
>>142667677He represents a country that makes North Korea look like a paragon of human rights?
>>142667735And that's his fault how?
>>142666914ዶCool emoji.
>>142667677He's black, simple as.
>>142667754Because nogs are only 0.56% of the peloton but they win 25% of the stages.
>>142667754It isn't. But hailing Eritrea as the future of the world sends the wrong message to me, at least.I don't care about him personally one way or the other and he can't control the hype machine, but the hype does irk me because Eritrea is basically kept afloat by government-mandated slavery, something everyone seems to forget.
>>142667754you can dislike someone for something that is not their fault, although if we subscribe to the notion that we are presently responsible for our ancestors actions as whites are constantly reminded of then he can be disliked on that basis oh wait nope hes black sorry im wrong
>>142666271the sprints have been dogshit this year no trains at all
>>142668188we have to retvrn
>>142668351I can watch this webm all day
Checked procyclingstats, LMAO at Fraudlic.He should simply retire.
>>142668188the age of sprint trains is over retard
>>142668417wait wtf nooooo
>>142668426the age of retards is over sprint train
Pogachud was right about Roglic, lmao.Remco has nothing to fear, 3rd place is safe.
>>142667754It is not Russian cyclists fault they are Russian, but nobody today dares to celebrate any accomplishment they might achieve. Especially not with the undertones of it being a victory for the Slavic race.
>>142668638I kneel for russiankings
Lazy Z1/Z2 post-monsoom rideI did NOT have a mechanical this type, slava
why does it seem like so many of the old stone homes they pass have boarded up or bricked over windows?
>>142668638Westoids love BBCs, it's just this simple.
>>142668638ofc its their fault, they could just kill themself.
>>142666998based elevation/distance ratio. A lotta climbing
>>142668757I didn't notice this but if they do then they must be unoccupied I hope you didn't mistake wooden blinds for boards however
>>142668838a search leads me to believe it's maybe because of historic window taxing? hmm
>>142667370>>142667537kek reminds me of the dutch eurosport commentators two years ago in the giro>wow the black guy won!>wouldn't it be great if he came out as gay on the podium?
>>142668888fiting digits lmao
>>142668888
french window tax repealed in 1926 which would explain why all these beautiful homes have three stories worth of windows bricked over.
>go out for a ride>its sunny but cloudy>40 minutes in>it’s a fucking hurricane >currently under a bus stop shelteringGrim bros
>>142668638Russians had a unique chance to move on from the past and they fucked it upi dont feel bad for them
>>142668973can woke dane go dilate somewhere far away from cyc pretty pls
>>142669031thats another dane
>another sprint stage tomorrow>jonaswinslol after thatShittiest tour in history
>>142666831I really like the first 2 books of the border trilogy, the last one was kinda meh but it gives a nice finish for some characters
too many retarded danes in /cyc/
>>142669037this tour starting to look more like a rigged nfl game every day. you know this shitheads check is already in the mail for kamikazing rogla
Rafael REIS is the winner of Prologue at the 47th Grand Prix Internacional Torres Vedras - Trofeu Joaquim AgostinhoOrluis AULAR 2ndour own bert Julius JOHANSEN 3rd only 11 second behindtake notes
>>142668967Nothing that can't be fixedPlease invest in historical French real estate
>>142669088never enough danes
>>142669105take notes so the anicolor boys can get blown away again like last year
d*nes get the rope. jonas gets a pass
>>142669124I suspect the fresh meat will surprise everyone in the passes
ACKermann squeaking about Kristoff and calling his move criminel.
>>142669267Could they stop. Or just have a fight.
>>142669267either we gotta remove all rules from sprinting so the endless crying stops or we remove sprints altogether because this constant complaining and bickering is pissing me offthat and the UCI only enforcing it's rules when they feel like it
https://x.com/IntermarcheW/status/1811457735034044466Sovl
>>142669308He must be the most famous Eritrean ever
Everyday I have to wait for my rim brake caliper getting fixed at the bike mechanic is another day fueling self destructive thoughts. I fucking hate bike mechanics all of those faggots have their eyes too close to each other and it feels like there's nothing between their two ears aside from the breeze going through. FUck them
>>142669354Should have done it yourself
>>142669354Should have asked me to fix it
>>142669308based and not a single female in sightall those hairlines though, east Africa = bert Africa
>>142669373it's literallty the first time since I've owned bikes that I need 'professional' help. At first I thought fuck it, let me buy a new caliper, but then I thought I could try the bike mechanic since you guys use it for every single thing. Fuck these rats. They're also the most 'famous' and historically reknowned one in Paris too
>>142669354>>142669409you sound inept
Today before the ride I simply ate a bit more, a fried egg, a yoghurt on top of a slice of bread.Also drank more before going out and during the ride (65km) I almost used all of the 1.4 liters of fluid. Poured some clear water twice over my head and neck after efforts to keep myself cool.No headaches, no cramps
>>142669456And your moms farts all sound silent since I ruptured her sphincter fucking her in the ass. Nobody's perfect
>>142669248I need Juliusbert to update me on the freshness of the bodybags
>>142669481maybe next time spend your time learning how to fix shit idk
>>142669409>since you guys use it for every single thingI really have no idea how you got this impression. Even our most inept bert do their own maintenance.
>>142669409>I thought I could try the bike mechanic since you guys use it for every single thing.This is very correct, the majory of Berts go to the bike shop with any minor issue, that's why you never see Berts discussing their problems and issues, save for some few brave Berts
>Why Wout van Aert sprinted for victory the day after a heavy fall: “I no longer miss opportunities. I've missed enough already”>This morning he said he definitely wouldn't sprint Why are they so fucking addicted to lying about every minute thing.
>>142669576>We're not cheating, we're just smarter.
>there is a very real chance rogla will abandon tomorrow or the dat afterkinda sucks to see him go out like this
Yes, for instance I have decided to meddle with me neglected fork meself, since I am planning to obtain by the means of purchase a full suspension bike this knowledge will become very handy, no matter how high the "kurwa" count will get.I will save MILLIONS by being able to do it myself, not getting an charged extra for a SPECIALIZED sticker, or worse, an S-WORKS sticker. Although my favorite shop is rather solid, they didn't do shit like that with me Roubaix.
>>142669409Only thing I don't work on is hydraulic lines. Rim brakes are simple as fuck. When I first got my bike I took apart all the parts including brakes to see how everything worked
where webm of Roglic crash?
>>142669354>rim brake caliper getting fixed at the bike mechanicRemind me again: what the hell could a professional mechanic possibly "fix" that you couldn't?I mean, the "professional bike mechanic" isn't a trained CNC miller / lathe operator / composite material processor / machinist, is he?Okay, he might has some experience by doing this shit day by day.But most of them are just professional frauds, getting things somewhat done in minimal time.
Amateur hereIs around 20km in an hour bad?
Look at that big fat fart machine
Sometimes when I'm descending at 70 km/h, I remind myself that I am riding a bike I maintain myself thru knowledge gleaned from YouTube videos and advice from a Mongolian anime forum. I also remember that I am riding hookless and that's really when the fear sets in.
>>142669752yes but as long as you are improving you are doing the right thinga healthy adult male should atleast be able to do 25km/h
>>142669752Depends on the gradient. For flat it is quite slow, geriatric even
>>142669721>>142663743
>>142669762>riding hookless LOL
>>142669575Gotta say everything on my bikes is so straight forward and simple there's nothing to discuss or mention, like ever. I also don't think there even is a bike shop within a 30 km radius of my house.
>>142669752If you are not like him, yes.
>>142669762I only descend hard on places I know well nowadays, I always have to remind myself I'm not racing anyone so why risk going over 50km/h
btw lads I soon won't be posting here anymore . I'm about to move on to the next level with my new purchase today. can't be associating with such degenerates once I acquire the transcendent knowledge within this book
>>142669771>>142669775>>142669817I mean I literally just went around larping with a rental bike and sometimes I stopped for traffic (not that much really)
>>142669825you'd have to be on the brakes to stay under 50. I'd say it's even more dangerous hitting the brakes so much
>>142669825There is 0 reason to go fast in descents if you're not racing. I basically stop pedaling above 40km/h.
There is 0 reason to go slow on descents unless it's your first time on a bike.
WITHIN PHILIPSEN humbled today by Irishbert's sonFIETZKE, the next HERZOG, is now in the GC lead
>>142669918anything steep enough here to descend above 50-60 without extra pedaling has such shitty road conditions that you'd probably die or puncture at full speed
>>142669970what? of course, it is thrilling. seriously!
>>142669970uhm, not you>>142669934you
>>142669994yeah this is unfortunately true
>>142669762Speaking of tires exploding off a rim, on my Sunday mtb ride a dude roughly 20m ahead of me flatted his tire in a corner resulting in a chute brutale. It went something like this; tire slashed -> goes flat instantly -> tire flies off the rim -> rim hits rocks and dirt -> wipes out -> he hits the ground and tumbles down the hill.That'll be you soon unless you change wheels
>>142670080Yes, I am still a bit afraid of my weight doing funny things to my frame at higher speeds on a bump but you go because you can and because it is a thrill.Same reason I never had I will never have a motorbike. I would have a very twisty hand on the throttle because it is fucking fun and I would be long dead by now.But let me just get down to sub 100kg. We're going well into 60s, can't go much faster anywhere around, unless it is Annaberg.
>>142670133they don't know our struggles the dodging of the potholes, the sudden 10 centimeter drop from new to old tarmac
I rig my rides so I'm climbing with tailwind and downhill is headwind.
>>142670187They have just last week finished repairing some road nearby so now I have UP TO 10 km of superb tarmac in a row.But I need to ride 25 km of minefield to get there and then something similar back. The contrast between the quality is absurd.
just had a flat
>>142670308did you carry your bike to the nearest bike shop to fix that
>>142665649>>142665675>>142665828>>142666755Tapentadol hours:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5py203-XRs
Kinda wish i would still own a bikecomputer. I want to brag with my downhillspeeds too.
>>142669781Lutsenko masterclass Reminds me of the polish bomber in RVVunfortunately I've lost the webm
>>142670452what's stopping you from using your phone
>>142670452You joining me in the /club100/ ?
>>142670452I reached 90km/h going down kutai. Never again
>>142670502Mounted on the handlebar? Thats how i lost my computer too
>>142670494wow he diddnt even crash due to Lutsenko but because of his non existent bike handling skills
>>142670572yeah but others did, not specifically talking about rogman
>>142670494
>>142670554back pocket works fine, just record the ride
>>142670620Audibly laughed
>>142670620BANZAAAAAAAAAAII
>>142670620different angle
>>142670510>>142670512Kühtai is super fun but it doesnt happen often that you get a clear road sadly. Looking at those german numberplates up close gets me everytime >>142670634huh, should work with komoot or something i guess i will try that
>>142670655one wonder what such an absolute shitter of a rider was thinking before doing it
>>142670679if you pay attention you clearly understand what happened here in this frame he's actually a good bike handler, since most of us would have fallen right there
>>142670803Also he himself didn't even crash so it was not his fault
>>142670803>everyone moves into the road>he thinks he can do a cheeky sprint in the puddle filled grass to get ahead of the peleton instead of just breaking and getting in linehe's just too smart
>bookies have started to catch up with binithere goes the free money i guess
>>142670679>>142670803him trying to move up the peloton via the sidewalk or whatever that is was an unnecessary retard move though
>>142670572He got clipped by a UNOX rider
>>142670814that's not the point is it>>142670885ofc it was
Bert, I....
>>142671128Speak up son
>>142671128>Bert, I....not again
>>142670620what the fuckhow is it possible to be that retarded
>>142671272He listened to the voices in his head
>>142668351fucking sucks theres no champs this yearits such an awesome endsun setting on champs ending the tour in an always classic sprint
>>142671368Remco taking yellow in Nice will be a worthy substitute.
>>142666405>>142666405racist
Bert, you???
Why do they always say black africans when talking about Girmay and not just blacks? Was there any other notable black rider before him?
>>142666391…based
>>142671544Nibali
>>142671544Richeze
>>142671544Kevin Reza
>>142671544froome
>>142671544surely you paid attention to the great GENE yohann
Learning to ride bert update - almost had a chute brutale/comicale today. Was zooming down hill on a curve and leaned too far and scraped my pedal against the ground which threw me off guard and i almost lost control but managed to save it. Anyway I averted one and know to not lean far in the direction of the down pedal now
>>142671869its the other way around, you put your pedal up the direction you're leaning in. And you dont pedal through tight corners, with experience you will know how far you can lean and pedal before pedalstrike happens
>>142671869did you never ride a bike before
>>142671921Not until like 2 weeks ago
>>142671544Major Taylor
>>142671869it applies the other way too, don't pedal into corners even if you are climbing until you are confident with how much clearance your pedals have
are some men just born to suffer?
>>142672233
>>1426722332025 will be better this year is just warm up
>>142672255how much does still have in a tank
>>142672019crazyI didn't pay attention to the thread and missed something major like thisanyway, good on you for learning how to ride
>>142672345I'm sure the pharmaceutical industry has a new pain killer in development as the successor to tramadol and tapentadol. I'll call it primrogladol.
>>142672395there are dozens of RC opioids available through the grey/black market and I'm sure they're not routinely tested for
>>142672395>>142672484too bad we sold out most of our pharma to Novartis/Sandoz decades agowho is going to take care of our national hero now... we truly are a nation born to suffer
>>142672345yes well I'm just coping at this pointthis was his last chance for a tour podium, it's truly over now
bike shat itself
reuters headline today>European anti-doping agencies want more testing in U.S.kekity kek fuck off shitheads
>>142672547most of the RC opioids on the grey/black market aren't new but from decades old research, just never made it to market
>>142672571that wasn't the bikethat was you
>>142672571>the consequences of riding after having Indian for lunch What seatbag is that?
>>142672244what head unit is thatso tiny
>>142665697stupid question, was his bike always green or do they get a special green bike when they're the points leader or whatever?
>>142672995jersey wearers get special bikes, bibs, gloves, shoes, etc..it has become especially comedic this year
>>142665697does he have a nickname? I propose The Shadow
>>142672995they made him a custom paint onep cool actually
got my 5 min power up to 5.1 w/kg im going places
>>142672959probably an edge 130, pretty popular for time trials apparently
somebody break girmay's legs already, goddamn
>>142673068That's actually pretty nice, since when do burgers posses that sort of power?
>>142672995same reason pogi wore pink everything in the giro and "colnago" is yellow on his bike
>>142673146Lance and Sir Wiggo are on it
>>142672926Lezyne road caddy>>142672902It's very weird...my sealant is white when it goes in the tube, why is it orange now? Did I get sprayed with someone else's puncture?
Hello /cyc/, a little tip for all the Berts, bumping /cyc/ during footyspam is much easier when you don't ban prolific posters for multiple days at the time. Shan't let it happen again, from now on every single post of mine will include the name of a cyclist so I will never be off topic ever againLinus Gerdemann
>>142673843Vineesque
In mere hours, the chinese pro peloton will be climbing up to altitude of 4115 m, surely nobody is going to survive
Lmao it is so fucking Joever, more than it's ever been beforeJelle Nijdam
>>142671544Meintjes and Impey are both African GT stage winners but for Girmay the road to stardom from Eritrea was a lot harder I think. Although we also have Teklemainot, Tesfasion and Gebregzabier that have ridden worldtour so there's a pathway, Girmays achievements are very impressive
>>142674082Why aren't pro teams training in qinhai?
Did we get an explanation on why Fatkobsen had to pull out?
Business idea: Performance passports. Like blood passports.
>>142674429Racing the TourWilfried Nelissen
Business idea: let the boys ride
>>142672571this took forever to get all the sealant cleaned off my bike.I can't figure out how to get the saddle bag cleaned off tho. also, tire only lost like 5psi of pressure, and I can't find any obvious puncture site. Okay to leave it? Otherwise tire looks good
Business idea: accelerate time so that burger hours are over sooner
>>142674865Go to bed. Remember, when you're sleeping, there's no lonely times. Just dreams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UESX-OVIXlo
>>142674642for those who PATTT, Dawn dish soap did the trick for cleaning the bag. I put a few drops on the bag which had been soaked in hot water, massaged the soap in, let it set for a few minutes, and rinsed with hot water.
>>142675019this is the least inspirational cycling video i've ever seen
>>142675019I am not watching thisAdriano Baffi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig1Cybc_2ps burger hours means music posting
>>142674082>The peloton descending from that final climb with oxygen-starved brains
>>142675359Musique pour les heures des burgershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeO0JakzeOs&list=PLF0yIDuA63HV3R_IwN8ukTWQPdE_olEvj&index=8
hey burgers
Can't tell le berts I fw with this song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqUdI4AIDF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAyUbZ0Bon4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tZOlUlRI8
>>142675454I've never heard this band and this is really fucking good
>>142675397hey
>>142675481how tf u never heard of Killing Jokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1U1Ue_5kq8
>>142675538I don't know. You realize there's probably thing's I know that you don't?
>>142675397Hello Jonas’ mom
>>142675552nahdon't think so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBLVkZYgspM
time for some real burger music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnEMOQTh27s
I'll never be racist again, I doubted whole africa black power this year but never again
POW (Pogi of water)
Reading a bookTom Steels
>>142675729Remco pissed in therehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N3D4sX8rzI
fuggin ell not one brit flagneed a brit to discuss orla chennoiu (doing eurosport coverage) with and why this walled bint has such awful dress sense
Double Astana attack with SCHELLING and PRONSKIY!
>>142675729that entire tub is filled with KetoneIQ
>>142675866I would like to travel to the People’s Republic one day. Go see Yunnan and Chengdu and Hunan and Chongqing and all that
History lesson:Here is a Citroen 2CV, one of the most popular cars in post war France. 2CV is short for "deux chevaux" meaning 'two horsepower' which is literally the engine power of the early 2CVs.When the TdF was becoming more of a genuine international sporting event, the organizers decided to categorize climbs, using the 2CVs ability to climb the mountains as a gauge for difficulty.A Cat 4 climb would be a mountain that a 2CV can climb in 4th gear. A Cat 3 climb would be a mountain that a 2CV can climb in 3rd gear. Cat 2, 2nd gear. Cat 1, 1st gear. HC, not passable by a 2CV.
>>142675866Is there a stream somewhere?
>>142676021not even in reverse for the HC?
>>142676027I doubt that>>142676021Fake news, we all know that Horse Category means that it is only supposed to be doable by horse
I've been listening to Lance's podcast recently. Why does he love Roglic so much?
I don't give a h*ck about this shitty timebraing me back to the sovl of cycposting (that's ciclocross)
>>142675921real I'd love to go to yunnan
we /eurohours/ now
who making pancackes
>>142676480I just ate three burrata with basil and oglio plus necked a few pintssurely this will give me even more WATTS
>>142676480you made pomme paillassone or some flour cake ?
>>142676633>pomme paillassoneNo idea what that is
came back from fireworks downtown in the rain and my glasses fogged up pretty bad, first time i ever cycled at night and in the rain at the same time, was pretty scary at some dark places desu.But on the flip side, when i got to this hill that google earth GPS estimates it to be around 7~8% grade for 380m, it got too late for me to shift down to my 28t chain ring so i just rode it at 38-18 in the entire way on my clunky 3x7 commuter bike. Wasn't even too tired when I got all the up as opposed to when I ride it usually on 28-20, I'm literally gasping for air in my zone 5 heart rate when I reach the top. My FTP is low as shit though at an overestimated 210w from a ramp test and I weigh only 64kg though. I can't wait to see how easy this is going to be when I reach >300w FTP.
>>142676021In Finnish these are called "rättisitikka", with rätti referring to the canvas sunroof and sitikka obviously to Citroen. The car prominently featured in Jose Saramago's book "The Stone Raft" which I just recently read. Thanks for the history lesson!
>>142676021>>142676771
>>142669825same. also very cautious on known descends first time when season starts. because who knows how tarmac survived the winter
what’s the best example of one or many multi-man sprint trains being executed up to the line at a tour stage?
>>142669934>0 reasonsits fucking fun old man, that's enough for me
>>142674155>Meintjes and Impey are both African GT stage winnerslet's us also not forget one certain Kenyan super champ
>>142674155Don't forget about robert hunter
>>142669742On my own diagnosis I think it was an issue with the spring tension, because one of the caliper arm, on the other hand of the cable, wouldnt go back to his original place after I was done pulling on the lever and would end his movement halfway there. You're right, I think i fucked it but handing it out to some incompetent faggot who's only good at using his allen keys and truing wheels which is what I can do just fine on my own. Now I need to wait for my caliper to come back, pay the fuck (he wouldnt even bill me on the spot, told me the bill would be on 'time spent working') and go to a competent machinist or something like that. Or I could just shell out the 60 euros for a new front caliper. This shit is killing me, I just installed brand new carbon brake pads on there too.
>>142677144You're going to pay at least twice that price. It's fine, you won't make the same mistake again
>>142677144I once put my bike in because my shifter cable snapped and tangled inside the mechanism somehow and nothing I did seemed to fix it, also needed the bike back fast. Dude said yeah I can fix this, held my bike hostage for like a week and a half, then I come back only to find out he just put on an entire new shifter because that was easier.He quoted a shit ton of man hours for something I never asked for and I threatened to take him to court for that so in the end I still had to pay for a full new shifter but no man hours.Never again, didn't even get my old shifter back because "he already threw it away".
Can't ban me, disfigured mouthbreathers.Besides, once the lever swings back to the far-right, most of you should be executed.This weeding out of the cancerous elements would be done by death penalty for petty crimes and regular die off in conflicts did mere 100 years ago.Nothing personnel, mere manifestation of genetic fitness.
>>142677218wild. I know one service/shop place, their service is kinda expensive but they really know their shit. usually when I have something other mechanics can't deal with, they're my last stop. and these guys too love to push new components (from their shop of course) on you. but it always with prior agreement. never heard when someone just change components and then just try to bill you.
>>142677218I feel like this is what happened to me. I should've listened to my girlfriend and just have bought a new brake caliper. But I also had the temptation of going to the bike mechanic, I never went to one ever and always learned to fix stuff on my own since my dad gave me half of his entire set of tools a while back but this time it was just out of my reach. If the price is more than half of the price I found for a new caliper then I'm walking out on them
>>142677398Dude you're 100% getting a new calliper installed "it was impossible to fix"
>>142677408I didn't hand them out my entire bike anyway, just took the caliper out. I'm dumb but not that dumb. For now my loss is one broken caliper + 13eur for the new front brake pads
Roglic dropped out
>>142677434I see. Just call them and cancel then and install a new caliper youself.
Architect bros?
>>142677384Corona had a big influx of half assed entrepreneurs I feel like.
>>142677218I never once snapped a cable in my life, despite it seems to be a common occurrence on the internet. This baffles me. Just set the limit screws correctly on the rear mech and you probably will not need to tension the cable like a motherfucker so much it snaps. The monkeys at the bike shop are unqualified 70% of the times so you really better off on your own.
>>142677549It snapped mid commute after a year and a half of not touching it. I don't even know how it happened, I kinda assumed wezr and tear + something bumping into it since it was after a winter in salty roads.Maybe it was just a shoddy cable
>>142677549This is not how a limit screw works lmao
>>142677602I mean my theory is someone tried to compensate the H screw set wrongly by cranking the shit up of the cable tension resulting in a cable snap over minimal usage, but feel free to correct me dumbass
>>142677549yeah you don't understand how a rear mech worksbtw a shifter cable never snaps because of excessive tension, but because something creates a point of localized stress along the way
The sole reason for this many sprint stages has to be that the UCI wanted Cavendish to have as many chances as possible to break the record, because of Netflix
Sometimes /tdf/ is a good reminder how lucky we are the rest of the year
>>142677729Today is for the breakaway, the sprint teams are getting thin
>>142677717So increasing the cable tension doesn't move the mech to the wheel the same way the H limit screw does when you fasten it. Don't go dunning kruger on me dude.
>>142677741The only teams I could see pulling is jayco.
>>142677771Why not Alpecin?
>>142677791they lost two guys and Ska was essentially the chaser
>>142677798Would unironically have more chance sending grug in the break
>>142677791Lost 2 chaser, grug is sick apparently
>Der Chuter
>>142678003Pogi higher than I expected. what are keldermeme's numbers
>>142678012>>142678003Not all chutes are the same. Yesterday Pog just stepped down from his bike and it counted as a crash on PCS. Every Rogla crash on the other hand is a proper chute
>wake up>it's another sprint stage day
>>142677549I've never snapped cables either, but I regularly change them, so they won't wear out too much
Persico's brother won
>>142677751that's not what I said, what I said is that it's not the amount of tension that breaks the cables and no, the h limit screw does not change the tension on the cablethe tension on the cable is 100% controlled by the spring in the derailleur the tension increased by your hand when you shift is miniscule compared to what the cable can withstand if it were aligned perfectly cables break on very high stressed points, that's why they break at the screw in the derailleur or the shifter 99% of the time
>>142676021If that is true then why is it called horse category
>>142676021this makes no sense but it's fun
Pogi did the first 3 minutes of Pertus at Vingo pace then he started to lose time. He was already saying his pacing was off in the TT last friday
He's being distracted by his girlfriend being swindled from the Olympics selections
lmao
>>142678440what's next? pegging room?
>>142678259He's still used to everyone giving up on following him like in the giroShould be happy vingegaard doesn't have the team like last year to put pressure on him because I could see him crack hard
>>142678440Plot twist, it's also the control room
>>142678440Far cry from back when family was not allowed at races.
>>142678444Soon they build an entire village on top of moun teide so that they can spend 6 months there.
>Juan Ayuso (UAD) is looking forward to the Pyrenees: “We will try to win the Tour de France there. (...) From now on, I will do what the team asks me.”
>>142678444Rushits can't stop bringing up anal sex even if their life depend on it.
>>142678471Big Mold got him. c'est fini
>>142678471Kek, rider hotel stories during the tour always amuse me
>>142678481Dude, stop it's pathetic
>>142678479>From now onlmao he's not supposed to say that part out loud.
>>142678494UAE needs to poach Visma's handlers.
>>142678479>From now on, I will do what the team asks meoh wow, you don't say Juan. this boy really got some problems with team hierarchy
>>142678440What if they both give birth at the same time
>>142678473headquarter in the middle of volcano, like proper villains
>>142677338Ok chud
If Remco does sign for Redbull Bora they have a crazy strong potential. Imagine their 2025 tdf:>Remco>Roglič>Vlasov>Martinez>Tratnik>Pellizzari>Hindley>Sobrero
>>142676729>210wBort I'm speechless. Are you a small animal or just chicken legs? That being said I started there beginning of the year. Now 285 will hit 300 by September.
>>142678509They'll be Vuelta twins then.
>>142678531MARTINEZ POVIDLA and VLASOV would betray for sure
>>142678531>remco to ineos into remco to jumbo into remco to bora
>>142678531signs for 2027? I doubt he will break up his contract with Pat early.
>>142678479That's the exact thing a person will say when he already knows he will continue doing the bad thing.He is going for a stage and there will be a headpiece dangling, out of his ear.Too bad for Roglic and then too bad for us Vlasovbros, this was the exact thing us goomblers were anticipating.
>>142678536In 20 years vingegaard's son will be giving kuss junior a vuelta win for being a good hjelper. It's the way of the world.
>>142678564Pat is on his last year
>>142678574wait, for real?
>>1426785642025 red bull recall, all red bullies come to bora and somehow that includes remco as well don't question it
>>142678564I'm sure Red Bull has enough money to buy his contract out.
>>142678581How did you not know this, some banker or lawyer square is taking over. Dude isn't even into cycling either.
>>142678573Inuits have insane stamina. A vinge boy could potentially become a beast. I'm down for some cycling dynasties. Pog really need to stop messing about and get to working on it.
>>142678479Unironically spaniards are the most untrustworthy people. Particularly in sport. If I was poogacar I'd call for him to be dns'd to avoid any complications or just stick him on the front early in the stages. An extra rider in small groups going up the mountain is the sliding room a suffering roglic or remco needs. Piece of shit.
>>142678581Remco in the tour was the last thing he wanted to witness, they already have a ceo doing all the off camera work
>>142678622A podium will be a nice farewell gift. I want a lombardia win too
>>142678599Pog has some mediocre slut whore Puck tier gold digger grifting as a pro cyclist. Vingegaard is compounding his elite genes. Long term Visma development from birth is seemingly their goal with the birth van. Instantly dose growth hormone and epo.
>>142678440lol
>>142678622kinda sad their spring campaign was a total disaster
Top kekhttps://sport.tv2.dk/video/dXJuOnR2MjpjbXM6YnJpZ2h0Y292ZTp2aWRlbzo2MzU3NDU5MTE3MTEy
>>142678641Can't get busted by your blood passport if your baseline values are already doped.
>>142678641Isn't his wife 40+ years oldHe's probably getting a down syndrome retard
>>142678703We scan for that here you know. Almost no downies are born in Denmark anymore.
>>142678711One with super autism then
>>142678715Nah autism is when the father is old.
>>142678711So our danish berts were the last batch?
>>142678675he needs to shave that shit
>>142678725Good one, but downies are happy and kind people.
Dabes are obsessed with having the last word even if they most retarded shit
my kid will start microdosing epo age six at the latest
>>142678831>tftpwe know
>>142678799God forbid you have a back and forth on a message board. Maybe you should seeth less and concentrate more on writing coherently.
>>142678850seethe*
>>142678831Based
>>142678831Don't even need to micro dose Torstein, you can simply say no when they ask you to test them
>>142678851Fuck. I'll have to kill myself now.
>>142678867you activated my trapcard
Gonna be really fun to see how Remco does this weekend. His performance will inform my opinion on wheter he'll win a tour in his career or not.
It's over Rogbroshttps://x.com/3jtoine/status/1811676246738129356
>>142678729based 50 yo fisherman look
>>142670620who's the bahrainer?
>>142679023this guy
>DNS ROGLIČ Primož
>>142679045>>142679019
fuck this gay sport fuck this gay earth
He didn't deserve this
fuck
>>142679045>>142679058>Primož RoglicMore like Secondary Roglic
>>142678440eeeh, will there be a live feed of the births??? asking from a friend
>>142679058primoz to win the vuelta again. unless hindley can win some 10 minutes in the mountains to get at least into the top 10, bora bois need a stage win.
>>142679058is it gay to say you wish you were the one who examined Primoz Roglic?
>>142678479>Juan AyusoOneOf NotUs
>>142678479>admitting you were disobeying direct ordersRat
>>142679045If only I had a squeaker version of this
>>142678440these kids are going to go straight from the womb into the dopage tank
>>142678831>microdosing when he won't be getting testedgive him the full dosage you coward
>>142679058>Rogla hasn't finished a Tour de France since this
So what the FUCK did this fucking cunt mean by this? Did he broker a deal with Remco, help him deal with Roglic in exchange for cooperation in the mountains? Did he pay Lutsenko torty pieces of silver to 'hinder' Roglic, make it look like an accident!?
Based 14%
>cornering on tapentadol>braking in time on tapentadol
>>142679045Yeah, it's over my velodrama team. No longer will I pay attention. I can enjoy the race now.
Is EPO like TRT where if you come off it your body struggles with producing and maintaining your natural, clean, pre-dopage value? Or is it a no risk no loss type of product?
8 stages left after today and only 1 (ONE) is a sprint
>Thaddeus pogacar>Number 1 roglic
>>142678703what's the easiest way to get a downie? hook up with an austrain girl (down under hahaa)?I want one, cuz they look like they'd be fun to hang out with.
>>142679255courtesy of bertaczek
>Mads PEDERSEN is outnot watching then
>>142679403
I'm calling bullshit on this PCS Bert
>>142679313What is up with that helmet? Did they not have one his size?
Tramadol and its consequences have been a disaster for the Primoz fans
>>142679400My godfather has a down syndrome son a little younger than me (3 years) and while he's always jolly and fun to hang out with you can see it caused a lot of hurt with the parents and their marriage. They still have two other normal kids btw. The one with down syndrome can still understand social cues very well, can even make jokes etc, talks but in a slurred barely comprehensible way (which is fine since his vocabulary is limited), can do his hygiene on his own very well. The only issue is that he's very limited when it comes to work let's say, because you can really understand the handicap by looking at his motor skills ie. huge issues with writing, doing anything 'technical' so to speak. also kindergarten level reading. But he's cool he's fun to be around, he's just chilling
>>142679451You can see the effect of the vaxx
>>142679419Where the fuck have you been?
>>142679451they shouldn't have invented crashes in 2020
>>142679494busy, unfortunately (good for the thread though)
>>142679503Don't worry I have been keeping the Berts annoyed in your absence.
>>142679515goodit's always over for someone, and this summer its me
>>142679451correlates with disk brakes and tubeless and hookless
>>142679451safe and effective
>Info @Gazzetta_it - @ballero_94 now at @LeTour with @AstanaQazTeam and @MarkCavendish is very close to renew his contract with the team for other two years (2025-2026), sources just confirmed us @cycling_podcastWhen will this fuck finally quit
>>142679532Unironically this.
>>142679566
>>142679566He wants to get blacked for two more years
Roglic in TdF>38>4>2>DNF>DNF>DNF
>>142679566He's one of those riders that turn into depressed alcoholics when they retire. He's postponing it as far as possible.
Very strange sights in Central Park.I saw a tortoise crossing the road, a man walking three goats on leashes, and a guy riding in a British NC Astana Qazakhstan kit
>>142679602Could you stop thinking about dick?
>>142679606Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
>>142679622You’re the one who mentioned dick bruh
Bilbao's first DNF in 16 Grand Tours
>>142679566why though? he has 5 kids and he's done it all. doesn't need the money. it's not like it's an easy sport like soccer.
>>142679451lollmao even
>>142679566It's about Ballerini
>>142679649>N-no youYou're such a little bitch.
>>142679566isnt Astana turning into a big money super team? The fuck they still signing kwabbendish for
>>142679115actually more like Nonconsummans Rogličlegit sad for the guy, I believe he would be very happy just to finish the race this year, perhaps taking a cheeky stage win
I like how esl this general is. Only one Bert was able to comprehend that the tweet was about Ballerini and not Cavendish.
>>142679058Well that’s just fucking dumb
>>142679759Well that tweet is incoherent
>>142679759based payer of attention, can't believe I fell for it like a big stupid (I am)
>>142679723>isnt Astana turning into a big money super teamwhat's the story on this?
>>142679759I skip over the hashtags cancel
>>142679323he's just being a cunttoo good for us, too, we can't relate to people with too cocky winner mentality. we are mostly roglicrockets here, anywaytoday is a sad day (again)
>>142679566Good, sprints just aren't the same without Cavendish
>>142679566He obviously doesn’t want to be home, he’s scared of the void
>>142679793cancer*
>>142679792Vino partnered with some Chinese investors who want to turn Astana into a "superteam"
they should bring back tubular tyres (sew ups for u yanks)
>>142679759Nobody knows what Ballerini's twitter is so they put Cavendish in the tweet for no reason other than to mislead people into thinking it's relevant news and share it.
>>142679606In his vuelta start interview a couple years ago he was excitedly presented as THE big name on the startlist and he was basically like: well here i am again i guess, not through choice but because i DNF'd the tour again. poor roglic, has to default to a vuelta win again
>>142679606ASO needs to start banning niggas that never finish the race. Waste of a contender spot and everybody's time.
>>142679825Bert about to discover social media is cancer for journalism
You now remember Seppy Couscous (a Grand Tour winner)
>>142679606He was born a generation or 2 too early. If he came around in the near future where cycling is made completely safe he would have twice the palmares
>>142679825I type "cavendish" and "ballerini" into the twitter search and I just get a bunch of random old tweets instead of actual news or updates. This website's algorithm has become unusable
>>142680168It always was desu
>>142679468I would kms if I couldn’t abort a downie fetus
>>142680238Show Bobs n vagene
>Giro - Boring slurpfest>Tour - Already overVolta bros, we are the saving grace of Grand Tours once again
Shit ton of riders are sick apparently. Casualties soon
>>142680403Rolling (last two digits)
>>142680403what the hell is going on
>>142680403ROGLIC was the superspreader once again and Uno-X was contracted to assassinate him>DNS HERRADA Jesús
>>142680403Hoping for Pogacar, Vingogo, Remco DNS
>>142680375looking forward to it
>>142676021>>142676771In German they're called "Ente" (duck).
cofidis... covid
>60-85mm rain tomorrowwhat the fuck danebros what is going on with this weather man
>>142680456Doesn't this mean Aert is the most" balanced" rider? Not the best at anything, but very good at everything.
>>142680604Jack of all trades master of none**Except getting second places
>>142680579>rainy fucking shit july two years a row
>>142680604>Wins sprints>Wins time trials>Wins on Mont Ventoux Yes, post-Covid Dopage Wout was the most balanced complete rider in the sport
>>142680649its so tiresome
>>142680649Situation is bleak. Although I'm going to sunny Andalucia in one week
>>142680682where in Andalucia are you going?
saw two young lads playing petanque in the park on my way back from work. how peculiar
>Ever believing in FraudlicLmao, imagine being so stupid and not learning from 2020 already.Remco definitely would have beaten him in the mountains with long climb anyways.
>>142680682The one in spain?
>>142680750is there another Andalusia?
>>142680727Were they drinking pastis and discussing socialist theory?>>142680692Marbella
>>142680767>Marbellagrimenoy the *nglo enclave
>>142680727Based
>>142680763Alabama
I'm gone, I'm dead.
chute femmes
>>142680767who knows, but it was very weird. I don't know a single person here who even aware what petanque is, and these guys had pretty nice set for playing.
>>142680806
>>142680821hope you at least have soler to save you
>>142680834that was bad
Who is emailing herWhat does she do
>>142680864>Who is emailing hercoomer bert
Cort lost a bet so he has to colour his moustache on the 2nd rest day
>>142680864Horny sheiks that want to shit on her chest
>>142680301show frikandel
chute brutale
>>142680863screaming and crying like she's on her deathbed and 10 seconds later she gets back on her bike like no issuetrumpendandol is helluvadrug
>>142680864Instathot vs actual cyclista
this bike is dead, gone
>>142680931>that guy pushing those umarells awaykek
>>142680888>>142680931F
>>142680931kek the trumpenadole ciclista unsure how much to act and when it is fine to ride on
>>142680902that was weird yeah, i thought she broke her legs or something
>>142680902crying and screaming because of nothing is women 101
deja vu
>>142680982probably broke her legnot like she can tell though ahahaha
>>142680902
got i hope the sprinters get fucked today
>>142680931Canyon stock crashing as we speak.
GOOSSENS IS LOOSE
Are we gonna see another weak break slurper stage?
>stories>social mediafucking hell this slop
what did he mean by this
c’est partiii
>>142681114He likes the BBC
>>142681072there’s barely a sprint peloton left so I guess quality break should form
my berts, it’s friday
>>142681114least deranged girmay fan
Alpecing going in the break, is Jasper sick?
friday the 13th stage
>>142679451They started collecting the data in 2020
just dropped out a primoz loglic into the shitter and now its clogged
Adam Yates is in the break
>>142681168one chaser chuted the other one has a ruined ass
can Yates fuck off from the break
>>142681212>Three Skujinses in the breakH-he's strong
>>142681212based
Hate Bob Roll and his sing song cadence
>kino break>UAEmerda has to ruin it
At what point does Primoz' life go from being a tragedy to a comedy? I think it may already have happened, in 2022 with the whole Fred Wright thing lmaoMaurizio Fondriest
Maybe that’s why he was sucking so much
>>142681254Ayuso scared for his top 10
>>142681259fishfuck's next
>ynr Enric MAS
>>142681259what the fuck
Yates in yellow tonight?
>>142681259Happened in the Vuelta in 2022 too
>>142681290He's training for his Vuelta, what do you mean?
These other teams must be so fed up with UAE
>>142681208my man i just møgede too
>>142681303no wayJayco pulling like crazy
>>142676729>210w>64kghave you checked your testosterone levels?
>>142680662?
>>142680448>Almeida wins the tour
>kwabco
Why Intermache ain’t pulling? Are they racict?
>>142680448I am hoping for DNF, we are not the same
>>142681212Poor Jonas all alone against all those triplets and twins
Ayuso at the back
big brain yates attack
Ayusobros..........the coof is killing us
>>142680821Same here man, at least i get to enjoy the race now.
holy moterpace of god
Ayuso lachcé
So much for working for the team.
>>142681259They aren't afraid he will cough on Pogi?
some would call this karma
>>142681436Pogi got it 2 weeks before the tour
Burgaeudood
>>142681259Send him towards fishboi
yeah they’re not catching that break way too hard
>>142681473Jumbo and DQS will ride
>>142681427>ok Juan now you really have to work for Tadej so we can win this race>oh I just remembered I am sick and will need to retire from this race
>>142681480Jumbo / Jayco is the only one so far
>>142681503Visma on it
>>142681473trust in Ineos when the get 2 minutes
Get Van Aert is that break so he can win his stage.
>>142681514>>142681503Nvm I can't read. Honestly don't know why jayco is killim themselves now, if they sacrifice 3 riders to catch that group some other group will go
>>142681514>>142681516it’s still cracking though that Norge guy is probably doing monsterwatts
>>142681541Giving up
Jayco ded
Now why the FUCK is Lapeira and Godon not in this group? Why are the Van Rysel bikes not working during the biggest race of the season?
>>142681600they peaked outside of tour for points if you ask me
Ineos itching
Visma and UAE doing this shit when there is two very hard mountain stages in this weekend
Shouldn't Visma call Tratnik back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImkYt_MQWm0
>>142681624what a shizo
Visma should call Tadejs buffsee if he really is prepared to give his yellow to Adam
>>142681658He's so far down he wont get it today.
>>142681600non-rechargable batteries
>>142681658First off, yes. But jumbo can't catch them anyway
>tfw your only job today is to ride in front of fishboy in the peloton and coofThis is the only way they can defeat him
>>142681652He's never been wrong
>>142681624specialized sisters????
VISMA ATTAQUE
And there they are
Pog isolated!
Wtf is going on lads
>>142681624Assassination of Primoz Roglic by the coward American Fred Cycling Brand (made in China)
>>142681698blaming Rog's crashing on a bike is really dumb though. he crashed on Bianchi, he crashed on Cervelo, of course he also crashes on Spesh
Jumbo monster pull lol everyone dead
>>142681698Don't post your shit videos here schizo.
What is Visma doing?
nice strategy UAE with sending Yates in the breakHOWEVER
Visma mad, they must have put rabies in the bottles they are all foaming
What are they doing?
Wout gonna pull for 160km alone and finish second
Roglic missed the split
>>142681750what a guy
>>142681732That doesn't mean he crashed for the same reasons. His rear wheel locked up because of disk brakes. end of story. How many more crashes and deaths until you freaks realize disk brakes are unnecessary for this sport?
imagine Pogi gets a puncture nowha ha
Pogūs balls tiny today.
Dutch eurosport is bad jesus christ
>burning matchesOh nonono
bonjour. waar is primoz?
>>142681766/elite/ will just not see him
>>142681759maybe, but disk brakes aren't exclusive for specialized. for the record, I'm no fan of disk breaks in the peloton.
>achoosokek eat shit little turd
>>142681781dod
Ayuso DNF
>>142681781In Spain
Someone tell campaneart his contract doesn't start until next year
Ayuso DNF Allergic to hjaelping
That’s a peak of cycling autismo going on right now
>>142681787I hope you're getting a check from specialized for helping with the brand image at the very least
>Ayuso wheelsucking and not helping Pogi>DNFHe might not be allowed in the bus anymore
Evenepoel pulling lol he can't help himself
the race Illness is abandoned
Jonas being the boss of crosswindsbased thybo
So, Ayuso to the Vuelta? Yates and Almeida are going as well so seems like we're getting the betrayal kino we didn't get from Visma last year
Campy there’s two teammates in the front..
>>142681781
>>142681822Campy is even more surprising, De Lie is in front
Why is Pogi not helping, does he not have balls?
>>142681851Why should he? Visma is giving him a free ride so far
>Condom
>>142681851he has teammates on all fronts he’s just needs to be with GC race stuff 101 bert
staat wel nog steeds 134km linksboven michel
>>142681848Working for his new masters
>>142681826ohdamn
>>142681872kzie de grap hier niet van in
>>142681826that means he's healthy again?
>>142681866You have to help and play into your opponents plans. Else you are a coward.
>Ineos catching up Visma groupExciting stuff
>>142681843>the betrayal kino we didn't get from Visma last yearhow much more betrayal do you want
well that was a dumb move
Here we go boys, 1914 done and filled with informations about the race
Questionable stuff from Visma
>>142681925Yeah kek, no one will work with them now
What's the burnt matches tally?
>>142681928
>>142681928>final stage is a 1 (one) lap on a velodrome
Listening to God is Dead audiobook. very good so far.
so this is where you buy condoms
>>142681928You should get a twitter account and do these types of things. If you're autistic enough it might catch up
LIANE WINS
Lipert?
>>142681943m=m+1
>>142681965gay
>>142681928very cool
Ayuso you shit
>>142681976kek I was about to comment "fag".
linnergy sisters, she did it
okay that was pretty stupid from Visma
>>142681997;)
>>142681893Tis wel hardrijden vandaag Renaat
>>142681965>Tips fedora
top 10
top 10 donne by zwift
>>142682002What did they do, Peacock was on commercial
>>142681259Juan "I'm fine" Ayuso
>>142682002Maybe they fell for Pogi's taunts.
Bonjour
Kopecky was ded in the final. didn't even attempt to sprint
>>142681925you just don’t understand 200IQ tactics
>>142682002Could have worked if remco or pogi weren't there
>>142682030>Cough on every Visma rider then DNFOnly Italians can make such fine tactics
>>1426820191. Didn't close down the move with Yates right away2. Didn't ride with Jayco immediately to catch the group3.Blew themselves and the peloton to pieces in a worthless crosswinds attack with Pogi in their wheel
>>142682019team attack in the crosswind that went nowherewaste of energy
she's so sweaty
Here some rider start interviews about yesterday's safety in the finale which was again a topic at sporza as they grilled gouvenou about the traffic furniture >Pogacar "Safety improves every year in the Tour with the signage, but it is not perfect yet. On the other hand: we have Google Maps, we get all the information in our earphones and all the teams know the obstacles. But you can't completely clear the roads of obstacles. That's always been the case. We can't change that.""We should maybe focus on respect in the peloton. It's just a shame that something like this happens. But you can't really avoid it.">Campenaerts"I think that few organisations do it as well as ASO. In Flanders we may be doing a little better with Flanders Classics, but that's about 8 races on a postage stamp. The Tour is 21 stages in 3 weeks all over France. It is not possible to indicate every pothole. The danger is mainly how we ride. I participate in it myself. If you don't want to crash, it's simple: get in the last 10 of the peloton. You have plenty of time to brake there, but you're not in it for the prizes and then you'd better not start.">Van Aert "Only at the beginning of the village was there someone who whistled and made noise to indicate the central bank, but the bank was intermittent. That was super dangerous. I think it should be possible to remove those things away in the finale of a stage in the biggest race in the world."
>>142682048
>>142682060what a fat posI hate fat people
>>142681949They moved the finish line at the last moment because in Milano more than 10k people waited at the finish line, I guess they moved to Milano to do the last lap on the velodrome to make those people happyCan't find anything on the cycling sites but I know it happened, I spent some hours reading old journals to make this, and it was valid for the GC so it counts as official stage I guessAlso I have the time gaps of every stage while PCS don't, LOSERS (they also have wrong time gaps in the final GC)
>>142682079Top kek, visma are still trying to sell their onesafety startup? Wout doesn't even sound convinced
GC donne by zwift
Lidl ice vest
>>142682119reddit girl is somehow gonna choke this
>>142682136>ice
Ineos defending 5th, never stops being funny
>>142682079>I think it should be possible to remove those things away in the finale of a stage in the biggest race in the world.Maybe that's true but they ride tons of races in a season and most don't have the budget to tear up all the road furniture for hundreds of 100kms. They might as well get used to riding safer and paying attention to the road.
Kingdom Come 2 can't come out soon enough
hmmmm
>>142682165How much to buy it?
>>142681928>Pratesi fixed his bike with a rockthe GOAT bike mechanic
>>142682168French copied everything that came out of Italy.
Really perfect for pogi if he wants to shill tomorrow
>>142682141How would she choke, she's already exceeding expectations
>>142682119Could (you) imagine if Kopecky wins this thing? That would be quite incredible, she'll probably crack on blockhaus though
>>142681998Im gonna fuckikg cooooooommmmm
>>142682197Choke on muh dick I you catch my drift.
>>142681972>>142681998>>142682015no slurping today!
>>142682227she has a slurp bottle though
do I cook the tomato sauce with the lid on, with the on so it lets some steam out on the sides, or with the lid off?
primoz spottedwell maybemaybe not really
>if you can't win in a sprint then try to win from the breakbig brain move by Stier>>142682266lid off, temperature not too high
>>142682266I cook with lid off since I want it to cook down and concentrate flavor
>rui costa already skipping pullslmao
If they gave the Sheik 30 minutes would pogi be happy or mad?
Arnaud DE LIE in the break, can he win?Bo Hamburger
the one stage im not watching from the beininng visma makes an attack thank you for nithgin fuzckers
>>142682327You’re almost in time for it to settle down
>>142682266lid off if you want to thicken it, lid on if you're happy with the thickness and want to further develop the flavour
insane that they all help pissma
>>142682013dumb nerd doesn't even know the book. very lame
girmay is thirsty
>>142682341>lid on develops flavour>>142682285>lid off concentrates flavourOne of you is lying to me.
>>142682353They're all fighting for third already
>>142682356i got a new booky wooky meself ginge-fren
>>142682356Dumb nerd doesn't understand a joke. Fuck of to /lit/ wanker.
>>142682301It's a big break, can't have an old man pull all the time
>>142682266>>142682383lid off, safety off
what are the chances of uae kicking ayuso out? he was trolling in the beginning and now when they need him the most hes out
>>142682409I haven't read book in 34 years lad. Can't be getting subtle references
>>142682383With lid off, you will cook off water and sauce will concentrate. With lid on, consistency will stay the same so cooking it will allow flavors to mellow and meld
>>142681928>430 km stagesNow that's cyclismo for men.
>>142682415Voeckler is having a chuckle each time he mentions it
>>142682429lid off isn't a problem in a modern German Bora kitchen. just wash any residue off in the Hansgrohe sink.
>>142682102>They moved the finish line at the last moment because in Milano more than 10k people waited at the finish line, I guess they moved to Milano to do the last lap on the velodrome to make those people happySOVL
this fucking annoying bitch on Eurosportalways just arguing for no reasonsnippy bitchy comments "I don't think so""I don't agree" "You are making my point for me"
>>142681928>sneaking away at a dark railway crossing200 IQ move
>>142682484https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQmsi6nngwQ
>>142682383I think we're saying the same thing. Usually you will start with the lid off to reduce the sauce to a desired consistency (which does concentrate the flavour), but usually your vegetables and meats in the sauce can still soften up or absorb more of the sauce. So for that you usually stick the lid on, put it on a low heat and let it simmer for a while until all the bits are nice and tender and enveloped in the flavour
>>142682484I've had one of these and it really is the best stove I've ever used
>>142682514Is that Hanna or someone else? Keeps disagreeing with Robbie but not providing any legit reasons why he's wrong.
>>142682514Just learn any second language.
>>142682542shes baiting him to rape her, simple as
>>142682560All the women at my uni is like this. Should I bite?
>>142682542so fucking annoying
>>142682531>>142682442Thanks. Im gonna cooooook
im retard
>>142682542never mind, it's Dani not Hanna
>>142682574Naturally, they owe you sex
had more nightmares about me former gf
>>142682514flochuds we can't stop winning
>>142682574Don't
>>142682606Right?! Thank you, I needed to hear this. I can't wait
>>142682574yep theyre shy and want that BBC (big biker cock)
u mad?
>>142682574Do not bite or police will compare bite marks on the corpse to dental records and find you
>>142682624ofc.. I don't always understand women. But this sounds logical
>>142682621
>>142682642No I don't think I'm mad and I'm not going to provide reason why I think so.
Kwabschke going for the stage win!
Remco Evenepoel last year in Lanterne Rouge podcast: „I have a contract with Soudal QuickStep until the end of 2026. There is such a thing as respect. A contract is a contract.”
>>142682648is this guy still in hospital?
>>142682647dont forget to beat the shit out of them too fren. it gets them wet af
I didn't pay attention. I just read that the bikes of Total Energy were stolen yesterday. with what are they riding today?
It's over for the peloton
>>142682688He's dead Bert.
>>142682692only some of them were stolen
is Landslide by Fleetwood Mac the best song ever? I think so
What a fine stage today.*siiip*
>>142682709it's not even a top 5 Fleetwood Mac song
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPÖPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
break only 50 seconds ahead >they're totally gonna make it!!
>>142682709Nah it's Beast by James Tenney.
>>142682708who wants an Envy bike? they have like 0 street cred with freds.
>>142682689women are weird. whatever makes it easier i guess
>>142682696>fraud costa at the frontThis image is AI generated
>>142682692i heard from steff cras it was only his 3rd reserve bike that they nabbed but that their team headquarters wasn't too far so they already had new frames delivered the next day
>woman speaking
>>142682723what?! how, which?>>142682732never heard it. I'll check it out
wout van aert riding around like it isn't the 2nd day after a crash for him wtf
powerless
>>142682766Visma flipped the script damage to their riders make them stronger
>>142682738remember when Italian track team were robbed. imagine trying to find buyers for these
>all this uno-x exposure
Based Cort saving the day.
>>1426827663rd day is always the worst anyway
>>142682696do you get to wear rainbow stripes forever once you win a WC?
>>142682795oh no, gotta go fap now
>>142682788Moldavian Bert kept it as his own training bike. he will win many track races at the olympics.
>>142682726Imagine riding behind her… I’d be FULL MAST. Also, god I wish that saddle were me.
>>142682788Dumb trendies love riding track bikes on the road and roleplay as bike messengers.
If they stay 4 it'll end up in a sprint
gooners OUT
>>142682726
>>142682831Worst take in the thread.
>>142682833GOONING to fignon is based and im tired of pretending otherwise
>>142682726prompe
>>142682818I want to imagine
>>142682840All the sprinters team are now going to pull
>>142682840he's right though
>>142682861Intermarche is not
>>142682840Stinkiest post in the thread
>Allez Wout Van Aertbased
What did that alpecin lad just ingest from that convertible car with (((suited))) men?
>>142682831they were dumb to not top atleast some more with them
>>142682890There is like 4 new sprinter teams willing to pull and they're only 4 in front.
>>142682897;_; I'll shower in the weekend
>>142682801yeah
dubs and the entire tour gets the coof
>>142682913Yes, well Uno-X isn't really the smartest team
>>142682909Painkillers or probiotics.
>>142682909The omega bidon
One. More. Day.
>>142682966Why isn't Lapeira in the break
new thread >>142682960new thread >>142682960new thread >>142682960
>>142682795Abrahamsen... I love him, he's trying so hard
>>142680864
