>Lap:#7236>Countdown to Hung Aryan GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>142665782>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:218 (215 starts)>Sergio Pérez Grands Prix since last win:30>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:191>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan80>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 255 (+18)NOR: 171 (+15)LEC: 150 (+0)SAI: 146 (+11)PIA: 124 (+12)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 373 (+18)Ferrari: 302 (+11)McLaren: 295 (+27)Mercedes: 221 (+25)Aston Martin: 68 (+10)>2024 WEC StandingsRIC: 755.04 (+55.56)PER: 751.80 (+86.81HAM: 751.76 (+17.71)>News:‘When people say things, I tend to have a decent weekend!’ – Ricciardo ready to answer his critics on trackSanchez confident Alpine have ‘all the ingredients’ to progress as he reveals upgrade plan for rest of seasonNewey’s F1-inspired Red Bull RB17 hypercar revealed at GoodwoodPast drivers were “more genuine” than current field – AlonsoVerstappen reveals “vision problems” since 2021 Silverstone crash with HamiltonHamilton’s Ferrari deal is for three years, Vasseur indicatesNewey will not go to Ferrari and is between Aston Martin and McLaren, according to Italian press“Impossible” to build mule cars to test tyres for new 2026 F1 rules – Pirelli
how does it work?
>>142681819it just does, okay? stop asking questions
>>142681819>>142679753I've been trying to look closely at these images and m-my head hurts...
>>142681831What's your problem?
>>142681819air goes in, air goes outyou can't explain that
>>142681819>It was just a aero out of space—a frightful messenger from unformed realms of infinity beyond all Nature as we know it; from realms whose mere existence stuns the brain and numbs us with the black extra-cosmic gulfs it throws open before our frenzied eyes.
gimifuck jannies
>>142681800HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gimi
>>142681846you are the problem, get lost
Remember all those ritual posters?>Mazepin is a blessing...>Some photo of Lewis Hamilton >Chadders! It's like the 2023 season wiped them all out.
>>142681819ḭ̵̧̖̝̘̥̘̂̑̂̓̚͠t̵̪̐̀ ̵͔͛͒͆f̸̜̤̠́̀́̃͊͂̕͝e̵̢̨̡̼̻̪̦͔̎͊̈́͗̑a̶̡̻̳͍͔͒̔s̷̟̰̫̯͎̳̏̍͘̕t̸̫́s̷͇͋͑̃̒͒͛͝ ̴̢͓͓̘̬̯͗̾̿͜͝͠o̶̫̳͒̒͒̂͐͋͠n̷̢̨͎̘̪̩̓̑̐̈́̀ ̸͇̋̈̀͒r̷̻̝̯̂͘a̵̮͎̤͓̰̖̗͗̾͐̃͘̚͠͠ẃ̸̨̧̹͈̣̜̆̈͑ͅ ̵̛̼̠͕̦̬̳̏̐̈̄͒À̸̢͍͈̣̮͑̃̚Î̶̳̰̞̭̜̗͛͊͊͒̄R̸̡͕͓̰̹̟̒̇̽̽͜ ̶̧̰͚̹̳̯̹͐̽ẗ̵̡̧̤͍͈̤͙͓́̇o̶̯̖̻̯̪̬͖͌͋͛̉̇̏̃̉ ̵̻̯̘̪̹͇̦͗͆̋l̶̬̺̍̽͗̈́͆̌͜ē̴̠̘͓̯̩v̶̨͈̤̠͔̔͋̐̈́̍͝ė̵͕̹͜ḷ̸͙̖̯̜̀̌̆̒̀͌͜ ̶̗͋̔̒̿̃́͝t̸̨̝̝̖̾̚͝h̶̪̱͕̞͗́͌̿̓̚͝͠ē̷̛̮̘͕̈ ̵͎̫̫̮͘w̶̫͚̗̒͘r̷̟̙͖̣͒̌͛̿̉̕ȩ̷͚̪̐̄̉̄̕t̴͇̟͆̄̀č̴̡̡̡̱͔͍͎̻̀̑͌̎͗͝ȟ̸̨̝̦̺͠e̶̢̧̤͉̗̪̬̍̾̿̋ḑ̴̼̞̗͆̕ ̵̛͎͙̇̃̓̓̓͛͛c̴̰͉̖̜̯̰͕̎̔́ï̴̗͖͇͗̆͒͗͠ť̴̮̗̀̍͘͝i̸͚͖͝ȩ̶̽̌̇͐͆̌̿͜͝ś̸͚̗̭̜̎͑̈́͜͠ ̷̨̫̪̘̦̼͊͋̋́ò̷͖̈́̓̑̒f̴̧͙̗̑̚̚ ̴̧̤̣̹̯̩̝͗̒͌m̸̢̘̟̝͚̜̉̑͠ȃ̸̧͕̖̤̥̮̟̓̓͗̽̒͒͝n̸̡̘̣̉͛̀͗
>>142682103Congratulations !
>>142682045Huh?
>>142681819no one will ever push this thing so don't think about it
>>142682134>but here's our tame racing driver. Some say he posts racist comments on 4chan under the Irish flag. Others say he was the reason Masi allowed only the lapped cars between Verstappen and Hamilton to unlap themselves... All we know is he's called the Stig
>>142682103>>142682127SIRE, THE BARBARIANS ARE AT THE GATEWHAT SHOULD WE DO MI LORD?
Logan Sargeant
>>142681819
>>142681819>air goes in the front>gets compressed>has to go faster because of it
>>142682169
>>142681819Pretty simple. The cabin has a teardrop shape for aero efficiency. all the other bits around is to generate downforce or aid in aero balance(like the sidepods) The diffusor looks a bit steeper but it is fan aided so it can have a higher angle of attack. The Front wing looks a lot like the proposed 2026 one.
>>142682085uuooouoouohhhooo
>pozfags have been shitting on perez all season>he's ahead of kwabmilton in a clearly inferior car
>>142682348both are bad now stop posting this retard
Adrian Newey said "yes" when asked>this will lap silverstone as quick as a modern f1 car?Your thoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLIEeDL2J6M
>>142682361newey is pure shit, bro
>>142682370heh, you should go to a suicide clinic
>>142682103for me it's the lowercase 'women'
>>142682361MehI'll only be impressed if a mass-produced cheap, reliable, comfortable, safe, and easily obtainable car will be as quick as a modern F1 car
>>142682103>womenmakes me kek every time
>whooooosh
Why does it use Michelin instead of le Pirelli :^)
Hulkengod
transformula
>>142682491>ynr aero-horrors are lactose intolerant
Lotus 49 sexo
>>142682169turns out schumi was just faking it all the time to spend the rest of his life posting on 4chan instead of raising a kwab and going to sponsorship meetings
>>142682598I mean, both you and I would do the same if we had the same millions and achievements and perfect excuse to out.>spend time with family>no publicity>all the time to relax and shitpost
RED FLAG THE HILLCLIMB MASI
>>142682491WEC uses Michelin. I do hope they race the RB17 for a full WEC season.
sexo
>>142682704Happy Stratos :D
Now that the dust has settled how many of Hamiltons WDCs were deserved and not rigged?
>
>>142682722Like, one or two, maybe. The whole dominant Mercedes era doesn't count because of the cheated engine that they were able to start working on years before everyone else.
How funny would this be?>FerrariHamilton-Leclerc>McLarenNorris-Piastri>MercedesVerstappen-Russell...>Red BullRicciardo-Sainz
Metro 6R4S O V L
>>142682722Let's see>mclaren years, cheating allegation, actually sued>Mercedes years, mercedes had the advantage from insider info before the new v6 hybrid regsHmm. Curious.
>>142682762>muh verstappen to mercedesend this pathetic meme
Red Bull must swallow
>>142682811It is sexo
i'm perplexed as to why inverted caplock isn't a meme by now
i wonder what schumi's gopro video looks like
>>142682787Sky Sports F1 just confirmed that Marko will not be at Red Bull in 2025 anymore.
>>142681800>Newey’s F1-inspired Red Bull RB17 hypercar revealed at Goodwood
>>142682899Verstappen confirmed to move to another team then.
>>142682858CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
>>142682939MY GOD I THOUGHT YOU STUPID dog cunt aussies WOULD GET WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
>>142682722maybe 2015, but even then vetlel was probably better that year
>Greeks sperging about an introduction of a 6 day work week>Meanwhile F1 mechanics, engineers etc work 7 days a weekFeel grateful folks
>>142682973I did you dumb cunt BUT IF CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL then what the fuck would be the draw card of inverted capslock?
>>142683033VERY LITTLE IT WOULD BE A RETARDED gimmick WOULDN'T IT
>>142683066Oh you fucking cunt I was going to dab on you for being digitless like an animal but you doubled my dubs
*surreptitiously googles draw card*>>142682991they have a based job though, i'd do it for free part time as long as i didn't have to work for the french
>>142683094survive school, immediately speedrun rest of life working in autistic special interest 100% of all waking hours
DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs DEATH TO CHINESE EVs
>>142683094It could be based if it was a 9-5 job but it isnt.. especially the mechanics. I hope them mechanics get at least an overtime pay. Especially Haas mechanics who had to fix Micky's car each fucking race
Fiat-Ferrari
>>142681819AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>142682103>>142682127KING
>>142683184It really makes you think how head counts have ballooned in the salary cap era, they must pay peanuts for the factory staff.
>>142683157Sneaky. Cunny even.
>>142682286kek
>>142683166ford motor rep pls go
Logan crashes and kills 20 people
>>142683499He'll be fine, there's 20ft of hay to catch him probably
>KarunKWAB
NNYYYRRRRRRRRRRRR->stalls
Sirs...
Saars..
this thing looks like a toy compared to a modern car
what are we watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jNXtZs9yCs
>>142683634Vrooms
Blown diffuser sound is hnngg
>>142682811>ynr that Mafia mission
>open stream>VERY FIRST THING is some onions with a pink beardthanks globalists
>>142683634Goodwood weekend stream:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jNXtZs9yCs
>>142683703
>>142683725>This is rather foreboding for Wilhelms
>>142683725>>142683655thanks anons
Cute
Ferrari driver sexo
>>142683703I don't think international trade made this bloke dye his hair pink anon, although actually I don't think we grow pink hair dye here, so maybe you have a point
>UK adsjesus
>>142683843You now know why they are suicidal.
>red bull is finish- ACK
>>142683953https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TP0abZdRXg
>>142681952Your asian baby dick can probably fit in that gap hamspammer
START THE DAMN RUN BEFORE I PISS MESELF
thumthumthumthumthumthumthum
Zak did it, ladsNewey will work with his "right hand" Prodromou once again
>ends the Honeybadger meme once and for allI kneel
>>142684350Hamilsissies, we are good enough to develop the car without Newey, right?
>>142684350Sirbros, we were meant to have the dream team...
>>142684350i hope he goes to HASS-Andretti
I don't think l'Alpeen is getting the record
>>142684350ynr ferrari who walked around like they had won both championships already
what the fuck I love active aero now
>>142678384More like KWAbudi rumao These corporate retards can never get things right and start to fight for control before even achieving anythingRenlol been the same>MaloneyHe should be even better than Bearman or Lolson, hes one of the more competent F2 guys with potential for F1, except they need someone experienced to develop their shitboxe - maybe they should buy out Perez hmmmm Also RIP Hulk career again signing with the wrong team
>>142683953huh
>>142684535>rumaoCareful, china is your ally
>>142678384Mega Kwab at Audi, you had the strongest GT3 car by a mile and you let it die for nothing. Dumb fucking nigger retards.
>>142684350Goblina sisters, we will be the champions!
>>142678384my nigga nico deserves a good car before his career dies
>>142681800>As a woman you should smileSophia is a secret chud isn't she?
>>142683466>>142683514>>142683534S O V L
>>142684676Sophia has a beautiful vertical smile
>>142682491One step closer to the X2010
>>142684350He wouldnt go back to maclaren
>>142684676If someone gave Sophia a $1 billion budget she wouldn't do any better in F3.
rigged "sport"
>>142684676It's insane how much more likable a woman becomes if she just embraces her femininity.
>>142684748We can only arrive at one logical conclusion: Newey is rebooting Spyker F1.
>>142684676hate this bitch so much
Who the fuck is that """""""King""""""""This is the real KING
>>142684758less rigged than most
>>142684350Makes sense - the only drivers who can withstand the soul-screams from the diffuser are either full autists like amx, or have no brain to liquify like stroll
>>142684376Lando ended it 3 years ago
>>142684956No. I did.
Female drivers are amazing
ly bad at driving
... but who cares if they are hot.
>>142685043the only driving they're good at is driving me insane
>>142682907He claims >>142682361I would love to see RedBull PR have Max drive it around silverstone, best tyres, and see the eldritch horror in action.
>>142684350>>142684383>>142684402He fell for the meme that fred will fix the team. He is fucked.
>>142684676TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
Fuck yeah more AI slop kino
>>142684676Drama queen
>beep boop time to stop on the track for no apparent reason
women racing drivers
why does he cause such a catastrophic amount of seethe?
Whats more embarassing flopping a 92 point lead losing the championship or being a backshitter with great job security cuz your daddy owns the team?
>>142685264Sounds like they are trained on the average driver
>>142685142There is only one
>>142684383Maranello is full of top tier engineers ready to help Hamilton
>>142682985He was better in 2008 and 2018.
>>142685043Yes *lick* *lick*
>>142684350Please do not go to McLaren and save Aston Martin.
>>142685435They also have the sport's supreme strategists, ensuring only the very best decisions are made during the course of a race.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>142685495yes...
>>142685495everyotherteambros, it is so over
>>142685475man hands and man torso
>>142685475Nothing special
I think I could get into f-meme if the cars were fan cars and went whoosh rather than reee.
>>142685475TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
Satan car spotted
Do you think people on the internet will like you more if you post the same things every day? gimi excepted because the answer is obviously yes.
>>142685534even better
>>142685768What are you on about?
>>142685209>>142685643Calm down bro. You will probably never even breath same air as her. Move on.
>>142685475what is she doing?
>mogs f-mEme
Bianca
>>142685861Quite ugly and small batmobile
>>142685861this looks poorly photoshopped in
What time is Alonso driving the Aston
We live in a societyThis needs to change
Did RB put in their upgrade before Silverstone?
>RB17 hypercar at home:Lmao! Imagine buying a Valkyrie.
>>142682420> I want a vehicle as fast as an f1 car to be in the hands of any ol pajeetFool. You know not what you’re saying
What food stands are there in Goodwood right now? Any Greggs?
fortnightly reminder that mclaren prestige > ferrari prestige>fittipaldi>hunt>lauda>prost>senna>häkkinen>hamilton
>>142686001Greggs is the northerners pret a mange. They don't really do greggs down south
>>142685991how could you say such hurtful things about nice looking car
>>142686023Total bullshit, London and the home counties has Greggs for days
i hate evs and ev relation things (this includes f1 since 2026 regs will have more ev power than engine power)
>>142686023What? We absolutely have a Greggs infestation in the south. Maybe not as popular as oop north, but they're all over the place.
>>142686023OBSERVE, CUNT
>>142686021gimi>mika
>>142685768why even care about what anonymous people (many of whom are probably bots, just like the flip here) on the internet think?
>>142685913Bianca Bustanut
>>142686062>for days>tf>tp
>>142686023One (1) Prêt-à-Manger in Chichester.Two Greggses.
>>142686093didn't see a single one back when I lived in London, circa 2015but pret a manger where fucking everywhere
>>142686093No Greggs in potatoland?
>>142686158Looks like one
>>142686148Were you in a posh part of London, e.g. Kensington
>max won multiple WDCs with brain damagebased
When Perez stocks were at an all time high.
>>142686269Source?
https://twitter.com/insideFDA/status/1811792644495827062
just tell me what it says
>>142686303No way!
>>142686303>inside FDAhot
>>142686313Alexandra Daddario related
>>142686293he's belgian
>Cybertruck
>>142686293I just made it up based on very superficial readings about topics I don't even understand
>hamilton won again
>>142686293He's Dutch
Theres a reason why theres only 5% of Woman gamers.
>>142686545Unrelated to Formula 1.
>>142686033He's Finnish if it isnt banged up to fuck and covered in rust its a shitbox to him.
>ynr when Mick gave max DRS on the final lap of Cota21>ynr when Mick caused the safety car at AD21
>>142684350
Why all tires have to be same compound? Complete waste if one tire has puncture, whole set goes to trash.
>>142686148They gentrified one of the two on my street in London in 2015 by putting a grey wooden table in the middle of the floor and covering it in wicker baskets full of yum yums. You might have been accidentally living in the french embassy where there is a greggs ban
>>142686582>>ynr when Mick caused the safety car at AD21Incorrect.
>>142686683retard, if it wasn't for mick pushing latifi wide, his tires wouldn't have been fucked and he wouldn't have spun it into the wall
>>142686644Pirelli compounds all the same is (very old) iceberg tier-4 knowledge anon
could really go for a volcanix pizza about now
>>142686558Formula one is a gamer sport in 2024
>>142686856You'd have to go all the way to italy anonWait until Monza, it's only six weeks
>>142686746>Crashgatei was watching Rede Globo at the time when the F1 journos revealed that the crash was on purpose,the craziest part is that Piquet Sr just casually revealed that over the phone with the tv channel
>>142686943that was in France
>>142686978>destroys renault for generations to come
>>142686856????
>>142686273Should have been Russell's win or at least Ricciardo's unironically.
>>142686722Still more Latifi's fault.
>>142686273will he ever get his fireworks again
>>142687108wtf is that abomination
>>142687110Why Ricciardo?
>>142687181you got out gluttoned by the japs
>>142687108>cheese on cheeseoverkill
i am the bad like of levi's hamiltone! he is a fuck.
>>142687026The thumbnail looks like Chadwick
>>142684350>Alonso will manage to shit a neweycar
>>142687108Pirelli could never
>>142686093>cornwall
reminder that women belong in the kitchen
>>142687108post the goatse version
>>142687108>double-dipping
>>142687422Just a reminder that you belong on my dick
>>142687220Got a shitty strategy and Ocon finished 2nd with the better one.
>>1426873312022-Vettel-Washed Alonso and Regular Normal Stroll might finally kill Newey's pet air demons
>>142687374could
Professional racing pilot Fabienne Wohlwend attended the Taylor Swift concert in Zurich.As you can see, she's had some success ballast added to her chassis since you last saw her racing in W Series.
>>142687634also this is her new Swiss fella
I cant stop eating
>>142687634>>142687660She cannot have my soul.
>>142687611
>>142687634I don't recall asking
>>142687634me in the back with my hands behind my back
>>142687686Do it until you die 7 style
>>142687783that post wasn't for you
>>142686746>Sainz family secret FrancoistsI don't know about Franco but they do have sway for sure in the courts. Sainz's grandpa shot a thief who robbed his wife's purse in the back of the neck on plain daylight in the middle of Madrid and got away scot free because the investigation and trial deemed that the shots were warning shots to the air which tragically ricocheted off nearby buildings and killed the guy.Which is kind of a funny legal defense made even funnier by the fact that it worked
>>142687686good, hopefully you clog up your arteries
>>142687802Of course it was, this is all for me
>>142687826yeah, no.
>>142687783it's important to stay abreast of developments related to the breast female racing driver of the 21st century
MMRRRHHHHNNNNNNNNN -pshhh-
>>142687686>fat>brown>multiple personality disorder>schizophrenic >skin rotten by some disease>pedophilejust what kind of a monster are you and what cursed you into existence?
>>142687948As you get older, you get fatter, and appreciating younger things. Like Migu
>>142687928*ṣṅịff*
>>142687634Men are literal pigs
>>142688027my penis isn't corkscrewed
>>142687108
>>142688000sweet car
>>142687660and to think that in the /f1/ headcanon she's a lesbo
>>142688070Given how that guy looks, she still might be
>>142688000What would happen to a body if it was ran over by this?
>>142688027show bob and vagene then
>>142688000Why does he has his competitor's wing stuck to his nose?
>>142688089No sir I am dude. I am just ashamed to be sometimes.
>>142687660>SwissHe looks like a bad south asian TSUU knock off
new reply image to morning lads poster dropped
>>142688116Oh boy have I got a solution for your problem
>>142688116A rope can fix you
NAZI MERC CAR
>>142688116name a formula 1 related thing that makes you ashamed to be a male
>>142688142Shut up let me feminize the Finn in peace
>>142688070she's dated men and women in the past
>>142688139Fight the good fight?>>142688142No thank you >>142688161Valtteri Bottas
>>142688132I will trade you for old blurry mercedes
>>142688189somewhat legit answer
>>142688164Once he reaches 27 he'll find the rope anyway>>142688189>Valtteri BottasYou're ashamed of a rich, successful man that isn't ashamed?
>>142688085you ever accidentally a roast?
>>142688231Valtteri was gaped by black man and then started to date aussie woman
Our queen is slandering Fromula e https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpTvENvDhiY
>>142688255Oh no! A man dating a WOMAN!Such a shameful act.
>>142688284Aussie woman anon
>>142688280I don't know who that is but Formula e is a bit shit
>>142688106trophy of the prey
/f1/ Themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
>>142688299You're a fucking retard, even for a mongolian, Pekka.
>>142688379Shut up your whore mouth fucking cunt or I kick your teeth in
>>142688411Have fun trying.
>>>/tv/201223722
>>142688280>Our queenLiterally who?
>>142686193east london as I didn't have that much money, near pakitown
>>142681800Can someone explain the significance of what Jeremy clarkson said about where newey is house shopping? It’s not Italy it’s UK? So what then? Aston Martin?
>>142688592>near pakitownThat doesn't narrow it down much, except that's on the British Isles.
>>142688132will expect it tomorrow morning
I can't take it anymore someone please end this hell
>>142688613whitechapel never seen as many pakis in my life as back when I lived there
>>142688773>WhitechapelGood thing you weren't Whitechapel'd
>In the aftermath of the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami, Michael Schumacher made the highest individual donation, contributing $10 million to the victims. The disaster claimed over 220,000 lives, and tragically, Schumacher's bodyguard, Burkhard Cramer, along with Cramer's two sons, lost their lives in the tsunami.Yeah, I'm thinking based
>>142687686Sign have not having cancer, so be glad.
>>142689383She is so groce now, its sad. Fucking wall is brutal. She is skinny but you cant work the aging alcohol and partying does to you out
>>142684350>McLaren Newey is going to make the next McLaren lol that thing is going to beat the Senna isn't it
>>142688223VALEULTRAS on suicide watch
What’s everyone’s favourite /f1/ conspiracy theories?Mine are that Donetsk anon is just a Russian psyop and that we all live in the mind of the Aussie that fucks high school girls
>>142690035There's only one Finn posting here.
>>142690058How was the auntie pussy?
>>142690058me
>>142690058and it's megimi
>>142688773Whitechapel is mostly Bangladeshis (although Bangladesh was once East Pakistan)
>>142690110at least he gets to rent f1 vidya from his local public library
>>142690110Better than PS4 or stealing from my dad.
>>142690035>What’s everyone’s favourite /f1/ conspiracy theories?That Senna wasnt sniped
>mcflip stopped posting:(
>>142690197Didnt ps4 fingoll bang some dude to steal his PS4 after? And he wasnt gay allegedly kek
>>142690035that f1 is a front for global child trafficking
>>142681819imagine the smell
>kush maini is hereRUN
>>142687818Was thief black or arab? Anyway shooting thiefs is based
I LOVE seeing el museo smiling and having fun, bros..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm7oyrn2AHU
>the only reason why AM had a slight uplift in form is because they literally reverted to their pre-upgrade carLMAO they still cannot do anything besides copy some other car's core concepts. Every single time they try to change anything by themselves the car immediately becomes a dumpsterfire. It's been like 4 years straight
watching cars run without racing seems quite lame
>>142690532next year they'll have nuui
>>142690572careful now
>>142690589another one for the gaymx
>>142690532museo is wasting his last 2 years there i can't fucking believe this shit
>>142690644>i can't fucking believe this shitwhy though? he wasted 2008-2009, 2015-2018, 2021-2022. 2023 has been the only good year for him since the ferrari years
>>142690644He rejected a Merc offer earlier in the season
>>142690512A modern car with a manual? Based.
does anybody have any detailed information about what exactly happened in 2015/2016 that caused problems between the verstappen and sainz daddies? I can't find any specifics anywhere, but everyone agrees that something went wrong and that's why proudy can't replace perez for 2025, which is such an obvious thing that should happen
When will we see a driver with an ebony queen WAG?
>>142690800Sainz Sr. started spreading fake information that Verstappen was going to sign with Mercedes hoping it would make RB give Sainz at TR the RB seat. Instead it made them promote Max halfway into the season.It started a big beef between the dads because Sainz Sr. was trying to sabotage Amx.
>>142690800>proudy can't replace perez for 2025, which is such an obvious thing that should happenIts what *should* have happened, or at least promoted tsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu up to the seat.>>142690831yeah that would do it rofl
>>142690808When I get a seat
>>142690865There is already a chinaman on the grid
>>142690865based
>>142690892
>>142690831I've seen that rumor, seems such a weak reason to hold a grudge against proudy junior, since drivers' families say shit to press or social media all the time, just look at how verstappen's mom posted about perez after brazil '22
>>142690908heh
>>142690944i'm that cat
>>142690865how is your taste, thin instagram model like other f1 fag drivers or ooga booga fertile future momma
the proudy question is the most relevant formula 1 related topic to discuss right now since everything is behind him choosing a team for next year
>>142690944Sainz Sr. was trying to sabotage Amx' career by spreading fake information on the paddock. It's not really comparable to whatever dumb comment was made on social media.There also isn't really a beef, Sainz Sr. and Jos do rallying together these days. Also there is no beef between Sainz Jr. and Amx. However it's more likely a RB operational thing as Sainz Sr. tried to deceive RB and so now they're on the shit-list.
>>142691021He's getting too proudy and taking too long to decideThe teams won't wait on him forever
>>142690808who is gonna pick her up?
>>142690979That's question is to personal but I just wanted to say good post
We all gonna die in the end
Good morning :)
>>142691040telenovela snake tier
>>142691064thank god
>>142691080
>>142682080CHADDERS!!!!
>>142690584Kino.
>>142681800ladsthe niui hypercar is pure sexo, the blue color looks amazing, it reminds me of one of my fav cars the ferrari 599xx
>>142690572>watching cars run without racing seems quite lameIt's called traffic and it sucks
>>142685991The Valkyrie is street legal (meaning saudi princes and F1 drivers will be able to take it out a total of once a year) while the RB17 is an autism powered track toy. I highly doubt they'll let any retard rip into it unless they went through training or have a professional pilot drive them around in.
>>142686093>Only one greggs in norfen Irelandthe IRA won
>>142689383>her husbando is somehow ok with this
>>142690808>who is hamilton
>>142691582https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnTYmg4LmzI
>>142690979just make em cute
>>142690532>>the only reason why AM had a slight uplift in form is because they literally reverted to their pre-upgrade carSource?
>>142684350Oh ffs Aston already took his replacement from RB and became front runners for like half a season. I guess they want the original sauce.
>>142691577Hamilton is male.
>>142690035that the irish hamilton poster and the indononce are the same poster and he is just addicted to (you)s
>>142691821noteworthy if verifiable
Should I travel tomorrow 250 kms in order to see the qt barista I briefly met last week and ask her out? It's that or I stay at home playing SF6 since there are no vrooms. I think no matter what I do I'll regret it.
>>142691954define 250 kms
>>142682169OH MY GOD
>>142691954shia.gif
>>142691954how many yurobucks is the the trip gonna cost you ?
>>142691973Over 100 freedom units
>>142692021for someone he chatted with last week? hell no
>>1426919732 hours and 2 minutes of travelling by car>>14269201830€, 20€ from the motorway (putain peage de merde) + 10€ of parking
>>142691954>>or I stay at home playing SF6 Depends, who do you main? If it's Akuma/Gief/Juri you might as well give up on her.
>>142692041Ive done 150km for tinder pussy and I enjoyed it
>>142692000If it was real the suit would have been much fatter.
>>142691954You had a brief chat with a waitress while she was working (it's her job to talk to you) and now you're going to travel 250 what the fuck is a kilometers to randomly ask her out? Breh this is not the formula.
Friendly reminder that any women who doesn't crawl through miles and miles of shattered glass littered with extra hot sauce just to smell your used T-shirt ain't worth a second of your time.
>>142692080it's ok he's frenchit's romantic
>>142692055>30€, 20€ from the motorway (putain peage de merde) + 10€ of parking>build motorways with taxpayers money>privatise them and make poor sods pay againWTF, I thought you had the best bits of socialsm?
>>142692055do itAnd remember, our lord and savior, manu macron, wants us to have sex and make more babies to make france great again
>kwabs so hard that he instantly makes the switch to indy
I wish we got the good Celica over here.
>>142691056Would
>>142692134That's why poohchair got dropped
>>142691726
>>142690512whos the whore
>>142692134Lol
>>142692061What makes you think that?>>142692080You're right burgerbro, I've just been thinking with my dick so I didn't pay attention to all this what you said
>>142691954Ya but if you bitch out after half way you should kill yourself rather than return
>>14269219310 years ago, would you believe newey was going to make force india a front running team for 26?
>red bull has been struggling since they announced that niui was gonna leave the teamcoincidence?
>>142690512agree, it's cool that Museo took part in Goodwood
>>142692323>coincidence?no. and isn't he already on gardening leave?
>>142691056she's cute
>>142691056is what they look like when they haven't stolen a bike in couple of days?
>>142691056she looks like an undercooked hotdog
>>142692193I thought Dan Fallows was supposed to be good..
>>142692484what kind of glizzys are you buying m8?
TOTAL ZAK BROWN DEATHEVEN THOUGH HE ISNT ENGLISH
>>142692193newey baby
>>142692499>Fallows>FallA-anon...
>>142692499You're thinking of Ron Fellows
>>142692193>leave rb to get out from nuui>go to aston>aston thinks they've poached part of the rb aero spice that has kept them strong even through bad engines>initial succes suggests they do>turns out you don't know how nuui gets the cars to abuse air>FIA ban your one meme(flex)> don't know how to get around it>the team hires nuui>you are once again nuuis bitchthe absolute state of danathon fallows
>>142692798>you now remember how Paddy Lowe was touted as a rainmaker when he moved from Merc to WilliamsMany, many such cases!
>>142692339He announced it 1 year before they can realistically work on the 26 aero, he should be ok
Any truckers on /f1/?
>>142692868Straight trucks only , trailers are gay
>>142692876Says the guy who took the D (licence in ontario)
>>142691954>>142692061>>142692237Any Lukechads here?
>>142692900Kek
>>142691582>sells a mockup for 5 mil Absolute boomer faud
Newey to Williams
Be real with me /f1/, should I get a samsung S23. The reviews on amazon are all over the place and probably made by boomers.
>>142693271stop being a poorfag and get a 24desu youll be fine. samsungs just werk
>>142691954>>142692055You don't have her number? If no, than don't bother how do you even know she's working today?
>>142693322For a year and then they go to shit
>>142693271>>142693322does the 24 have MUH AI everywhere in the hardware and software? Probably not worth itmy 22 Ultra is still plugging along nicely
>>142693322>samsungs just werkFor one I don't buy state of the art products, and two sounds like new samsungs kinda suck now.
>french man wants to travel 250 km to "meet" a woman he had a brief chat withthis is not going to end well (for her)
>>142693271Get an iphone so you can actually have sex with biological women
>>142693371Yeah 24 has all the AI stuff in which I heard is just bloatware. My friend says she likes hers but she's like 22yo so I can't take that for face value. Thinking about the S22 as well.
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>>142693409Escorts don't care about green bubbles
>>142693415Why are you humming the melody of the final countdown?
>>142692102>>142692080>>142691954>>142692237Ahh, good old french romance.
>>142693356>>142693385werks on my phone
>>142692953I'm a Jurincel but I haven't played the game in a while, might give it another shot when Terry comes out.
>>142693506alcoholism
>>142693545I wouldn't really ask you for advice on a phone no offense. You probably broke a few phones while drunk.
>>142693271>>142693371If you can wait a few months for the price drop sure, the S24 is pretty much the same thing as the S23 but with a slightly better chip and longer Android support. The S23 also got the AI bullshit (same with the Fold and Flip) but I've never really used it for anything beside maybe summaries. It's bloatware but I guess it has its uses. TL;DR: yeah sure just wait for the price drop but if you're not interested in the AI gimmick just keep your 22
>>142693651wrongbitch
Lance!!
>He doesn't use an F1 approved phonengmi
*Mogs F1*
>>142693865imagine the smell
>>142693865>passes are still easier than on am f1 carlmao
>>142693817if I had a phone it would be a flippy one
>>142693865I want to experience driving a racing lorry from the start of the Interlagos straight to turn 4.
>>142693790Retard thinks he's so cool giving short answers and sounding uninterested in every interview, almost impressive how he's been able to keep it up since the beginning of the year. Almost.
>>142693401Depends if she falls asleep
>>142693954/f1/ loved this https://streamable.com/54djme
>>142693976Was that the weekend that mindbroke him
>>142693782>hey anon what phone should I get could really could use some advice>*takes a swig of vodka*>don't be a bitch boi get phone I have are you bitch!!!???Powerful.
If Aston goes back to form by the end of season, will lance lose form again?
>>142693976doesn't care about what the press thinks, Based Lance as usual
>>142694000I think it was Qatar last year
>mercedes are going to win at least 50% of the remaining races this season
>>142693409Are Americans really this mentally cucked by marketing?
>norris will never win anything ever again
>>142694020Lance hasn't gotten form.Alonso gave up.
>>142694237Yeah almost all of the iphone user are, you can bet money they have a mac book too.
>>142693468>>142694237>>142694264Please redpill me on the green bubbles.But redpill me like i am Sharl. Merci
>>142694245>implying he doesn't have something "dramatic" in the works
>>142694264t. not sex haveri'm on win7
>>142694264I read an article a couple months ago that a college girl was basically bullied back into becoming an iPhone drone by her friends because of the text bubble having the wrong colour and Apple having a 70% market share among teens for similar reasons.grimi
>>142694304if you're sending a message to another Icuck, the message will be displayed in a blue bubble. If the other person doesn't use an Apple product, the bubble will be green instead.
>>142694304Green bubble = Aston Martin = slow and poor :((((((Blue bubble = HP logo on Ferrari = superfast and rich :DDDDD
>>142694304>>142694318>apple compresses all non iphone multimedia sent over text>to an apple user everything that is sent by an android or google phone looks like shit>no green ui bubble = bad>applefags assume this is just the normal quality of non iphone cameras>applefags started gaslighting friends, family, and coworkers to switch to iphones because muh no green bubble>some jobs straight up require you to own an iphone for muh security reasons>euro courts sue apple over this>apple reveals that they do indeed purposely compress non iphone multimedia>applefags still need 5 business years to understand what exactly compression is
>>142694420absolutely rebarbative
lmao you people actually have friends and people who talk to you?couldn't be me
I want to drive into a tractor, no halo
>>142694459the based of baltimore
>>142694341>superfast and richRich energy? Question.
>>142694459The Me of Minnesota
>>142693610I can respect that. Im just a big fan of taking people to Memphis
>>142694420oh that's why the video I sent my mom looked like shit
>>142694420>>applefags assume this is just the normal quality of non iphone camerasAbsolutely devilish by Apple We need to nuke Apple. This has to stop. Also, fuck you, i asked you to explain it to ke like i'm sharl. That was way too smart.
>>142694459/f1/ is the most social I am
I know a secret about a certain frequent /f1/ poster that i might reveal next thread.
>>142694863Its already well known that the Indononce and Irish Schizo are actually a single Australian neckbeard with a VPN .
>>142694863Im straight, don't believe this man
>>142694245I'm still mourning the loss of "Lando NoWins"
>>142694929I concur. He confirmed it to me while we had gay sex.
Council has been turning off street lamps late at night.It's super dark outside. Spooky
Do brits live in a real life recreation of The Prisoner?
>>142694997Sounds scary , hope you don't get raped
>>142694997>Council has been turning off street lamps late at night.For what reason?
>>142694997Why don't they do that during the day instead?
>>142695046Benefits nature . Not that will be any comfort to Anglo anon after he's raped in the darkness
>>142694739>Also, fuck you, i asked you to explain it to ke like i'm sharl. That was way too smart.Kek completely forgot about that part, I think my autism got the best of me. But honestly everyone just needs to stop buying apple products for a year. But that will never happen.
>>142695100Why won't they use turbo-hybrid street lamps to save nature? Are they stupid?
>>142694459Yeah like one person I talk to, but we got into an argument about her pet rabbit yesterday so I guess she's butthurt, again. Nmp.
I have hundreds of people I talk to. I only have three or four that listen.
>>142681800so is anyone here starting to like the miami grand prix? This year was by the least cringey with no bullshit pre or post race gimmicks.
>>142694997Sounds like heaven for a frenchman.
>>142695174No.
>>142695174I can't remember what happened. Actuallly I can't remember any race beyond two races ago.
/strongmind/ continue winning
>>142695174>+8k to watch a celeb filled slurpfest>still hasn't rained during the race week thanks to MonsantoNope
It's over for my boy Logan. They never even gave him a fair shot.
>>142695245Dude just needed another season to shake off the rookie gear. This sport is so xenophobic
>>142695397They stole his car and gave him an f2 knock off
>>142695174no
>>142695471>>142695471>>142695471
>>142694010>don't be a bitch boi get phone I have are you bitch!!!???I have an a54samsung just werks retards
>>142695174No because I live in Florida and yet flying to fucking Canada to watch the leaf GP is cheaper
