>Lap:#7239>Countdown to Hung Aryan GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>142710172>Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMD7TPpRGVw>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:218 (215 starts)>Sergio Pérez Grands Prix since last win:30>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:191>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan80>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 255 (+18)NOR: 171 (+15)LEC: 150 (+0)SAI: 146 (+11)PIA: 124 (+12)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 373 (+18)Ferrari: 302 (+11)McLaren: 295 (+27)Mercedes: 221 (+25)Aston Martin: 68 (+10)>2024 WEC StandingsRIC: 755.04 (+55.56)PER: 751.80 (+86.81HAM: 751.76 (+17.71)>Olds:Mercedes see development advantage in supplying engines to AlpineGasly solved mystery handling problem by using Ocon’s settingsRed Bull presents Newey’s RB17 hypercar with promise of ‘F1 equivalent lap times”Past drivers were “more genuine” than current field – AlonsoFabienne Wohlwend debuts new mixed race fella at Taylor Swift gig“Embarrassing” team principals’ meetings prevent F1 fixing rules – BrownMultiple /f1/ anons worried about the lack of housing supply in their home countryFormula 1 teams and the FIA are discussing whether adding glue to gravel traps could provide the most effective solution to enforcing track limits.Pre-match /f1/ strategy meeting planned for 4pm (BST) tomorrow to decide how to avoid RELENTING during tomorrow evening's big game
Reminder that in 2020, the globohomos determined that the wheels of the Merc retracting in a straight line to generate less drag did not constitute a moving aero part.
>hamilton won again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy6lCeEaNtYtuugga :D
migu
Goodwood Festival of Speedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jNXtZs9yCs&ab_channel=GoodwoodRoad%26Racing
>>142726025HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>142726296>vettel isn't here>puts him in their thumbnailCheeky
1. Pierre Gasly2. Lewis Hamilton3. Lando Norris
>>142726062but only for 2020, it'd be hella dangerous if other teams went on and made it for 2021!
fake gimi
Can he score points in hungary?
>>142726025since when has the strawschleife download not worked? can someone reupload it and fix the pastebin?
>>142726392Saw/heard her in person, worth getting Festival of Speed tickets for these old girls.
No memes, can anybody explain to me why Yuki Tsunoda is "not eligible" for a RedBull seat contention just because he is a Honda driver? Does it mean Honda won't let him because RB not longer advertises their engine as Honda, or because of some other reasons? Please, I want to understand properly.
https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/f1-racing-rules-how-to-fix/Edd Straw, The (Fixed) Race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OtOaBV-vV4
>>142726513RBR is probably pissed at Honda for their engine bait and switch
>>142726415Next year? Maybe.
can they have Max drive RB17 at a circuit somewhere? I want to see that.
>>142726557It would and should happen, the best PR for it ever. He could drive it and validate Newey's claim that it can match modern F1 car times at Silverstone. I want to see the lap, eldritch horror and all.
>>142726539RB16B... the car that saved F1...
>>142726513Probably a combination of Honda bullshit, Horner bullshit and TSU self-cancelling every year or so over the radio. Jos probably hasn't forgiven the japanese for the whole dutch east indies thing either.
>>142726523>Precise rules create absolute certainty and remove much of the artistry of wheel-to-wheel racing. That’s why F1 would be far better served by a more heuristic approach that leans on the accumulated experience and knowledge of the drivers involved.>modification of the superlicence penalty points system to keep repeat offenders under control.>contrary to the laudable aim that outcome shouldn’t be factored in, the concept of reparatory justice means that actually it should be. >policing needs to allow for honest mistakes and differentiate them from dangerous driving, while also punishing repeat offenders.>For example, perhaps Verstappen shouldn’t have been given a time penalty in Austria but instead given some penalty points. Commit such an offence a certain number of times and you will get a well-earned ban.I hate anglos more than satan
>>142726513only horner and marko knowthe media narrative is that yuki is a honda driver more than a red bull driver and red bull is too proud hire him, especially with honda going to aston in a few years
>>142726513Who are you quoting? I haven't seen marko&co saying that.
>>142726606>I hate anglos>flag
>>142726598Please post the correct image (sexo), thanks.>>142726621>>142726623That's what I don't understand. "people" and press say it's because he's Honda tied, but why the fuck wouldn't Honda want one of their best graduates to be in one of the best teams, wouldn't that work better for their academy/advertising/funding etc, that their drivers can "make it" so to speak
*wins*
>>142726665it isn't honda that doesn't want yuki at red bullhonda in the past used to go full retard and tell teams like Williams and Lotus they had to hire shitters like Satorou Nakajima if they wanted engines, which led to Williams losing Honda power (but then Honda not daring to tell McLaren the same)the media narrative is that even if Honda want Yuki to succeed, Red Bull doesn't want him at the main team, because he's a Honda driver, while they're going with their own engines/Ford soonthat, or Honda is going to 'force' Aston to sign him, which would leave Red Bull with another seat to fill in 2026
>>142726700It's getting harder and harder to deny the guy's providence
any races where a mechanic betrays his own team in some manner?
>>142726753imola 1994
tuugga is a BUST
>>142726259>Scottish flagCuck vibes
>>142726756mmmm yep that works, bonus points cause it was successful
>>142726753any race for jos verstappen in 1994 at benetton because he didn't get access to traction control and launch control like schumacher did
>>142726830I still wonder if they put it on either car for the races where schumacher was banned and they ran letho and jos
gimi
1 hour until WEC
>>142726830
>>142726783Could be worse, could be Fraudo Umbongo
>>142726853For Jos definitely no and for Lehto also no if you believe his comments. I would say no for both.
>>142726331I still wonder how the redbull could have suddenly gotten slower
>>142726700He should just stick to f1, whenever he went to /turnleft/, someone died/almost died (Daytona 2001 and 2020)
Nazi parade
secret maranello technology revealed to fix the problems with SF-24
>>142727043yeah macca is known for only choosing generational talents to their academy and that guy is currently 12th in the standings
>>142727468How... How'd they do that?
>>142727468is it good?
>>142727539You skewer the hotdog chunks with pasta and cook both together.>>142727558It's alright, their flavors don't mix that well.
>>142727539>pierce sausage with uncooked spaghetti >put it in boiling water for 10 minutes Really nigga?
>>142726025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OtOaBV-vV4So glad they kept it in the original LiveryHonda rear wing and 33 is way cooler
>>142727716The only good sounding V6 Turbo hybrid F1 engine I think
benis ton
>To Berlin >Special to have both of our countries in the @EURO2024 final. One of us will be happy tonight
see that t-cam? it's slanted. it just screams SPEED. this looks fast.
>>142728230>One of us will be happy tonightsexo
What went wrong?
>>142728339They killed the Kiwi and Tobacco
>>142726415p6
>>142728230GEORGE NO
>>142728339
>>142728494why don't f1 viewers beat up their family when the race is on
Lads would you prefer an onlyfans daughter or a Lewis Hamilton fan son?
>>142728594An onlyfans Lewis Hamilton fan daughterson
>>142728593no family to beat
>>142728594Lewis Hamilton fan daughter (male)
post assassination attemptshard mode: no Imola sniper
>>142728727
Its startinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnX9arCVr4A
>>142728907Ill watch it next week, when its on youtube and i can watch it at 2x
>>142728594Maybe I'm too far gone, but what would be the problem with an Onlyfans daughter? Like, all girls are whores, at least with onlyfans she wouldn't be doing it >for free
>>142728980Brazilians are too comfortable with sexo imo
>>142728594onlyfans daughter, but only if I get free premium
>>142728980theory: you're a rich manfacts: your daughter is a whore
Alt scenario.Onlyfans daughter or onlyfans mother?
>>142728848
>>142729310Mom 100%.F1 related because Ocons mom should have an OF
hahah >hartley kwab
>>142729380too late
>Toyota is backIts over
>>142729380the molester of missouri
>>142729380The Based of Boston
sophia at goodwood in the E20
>>142729346>>142729380
why the fuck can't I sign into f1tv on firefox
>>142729487no refunds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jNXtZs9yCsF1 cars at Goodwood right now.
>>142729487>Making a rich people richerkys jew
>>142729547how is this f1 related?
Vowles driving
>>142729487turn off adblocker, refresh the page, sign in, turn on adblocker
>>142729547um, where are the halos? SAFER barriers?
>>142729585kys burger
>1.5L V12where can i buy this so i can put it in my VW?
>>142729487Some paid streaming sites are starting to block Firefox cause it doesn't allow them run their DRM.
>>142726753Monaco 2007.
>>142729657Why would anyone buy a VW especially on the wrong side of the ocean
How the fuck Toyota still dominating despite all those BoPs.....
>>142729487Works on my machine . Just enable DRM for that page . Also its almost necessary to have chromium installed too since many sites are to pozzed to work on Firefox
>woman in an f2007>crawling along
>>142729346>>142729380The Alabaman of Alabama
>>142729796What are those weird slanted lines?
>>142729775Super GT success ballast experience.
>>142729796
Boring trash.Guess i watch Indycar and Euro instead
>we live in a society>we NEED more women esport proswhat the FUCK is going on in england
>>142730104>white women before more blacks"minority" can't stop wining
>>142728339It was over when Hamilton left.
>>142726606how do we improve racing? punish drivers for racing. what did the beady eyed perfidious limey fucks mean by that?
It's coming home tonight lads. Which shire are you from?
>>142730381the
>>142730381
>>142730349clearly the best way to win an f1 race is for the right man (british) and right team (british) to get the pole, lead the entire race and there being no contact possible because the gap goes up to 7 seconds by the end of lap 3. this improves the racing because it's a once in a lifetime display, please do not consider that it's happened 4 times since the late 90s.
>>142730523>clearly the best way to win an f1 race is for the right man (british) and right team (british) to get the pole, lead the entire race and there being no contact possible because the gap goes up to 7 seconds by the end of lap 3.remove the parenthesises and this is what makes amxfags cream their pants though
>>142730560it's almost as if fans enjoy it when their favorite driver wins...
I hope Lewis realises that ferrari cars are not sturdy as mercedes cars.
>>142729796she tried to do burnouts but only bounced it off the limiter, no tyre spin
>>142730665he probably remembers from running into massa regularly in 2011
>>142730432Based
>>142730665>Bono my engine is gone
>>142730262it was over when bruce left.
they should put all the EVs into their own festival, call it the GoodWood Festival of Progress, now get this garbage off my screen
whee
>>142730789just stop watching ads
>>142730665good thing he doesnt know italian, those wops sure know alot of ways to say nigger. hamilton, that fucking castania bruschetta
If all cars went electric, where would we find all the electricity to recharge them?
>>142730789Should have just gone to Goodwood when the only EV was the Volkwagen IDR. I got my good FoS experience.
>>142730722remember when mclaren had to keep firing "no2" drivers who were better than hamilfraud. ron dennis musta really liked hamilitons tight ass.
>>142730894first the housing crisis needs to get so bad the governments end up taking office space from developers and investment firmsthen we make all the office plebs work from home and ban them from owning carsthen all the important people (and hard laborers) can drive electric while office jobs work from home
Tickets if you plan on seeing them next year. Only way to hear the V10/V12 era in person now, outside of invite only eventshttps://www.goodwood.com/motorsport/festival-of-speed/tickets-and-packages/
>>142730981Heikki?
>>142730789the evs are all owned by the same chinese compant, they also own mg. this years goodwood and every goodwood has been corporate marketing sonce 2004. the lord worked in advertising before he suddenly remembered his family had an old race track. what better way to sell upmarket shit to upmarket retards. the members meeting is the more exclusive "goodwood" event
its TIME.... for the timed shootout
>>142730823eeeeehw
>>142730823it was a woman designe at williams who came up with the pricknose. frank shitcanned her.
PLAP PLAP PLAP POP PLAP
Love the reverb when the W125 runs
belipe :DDD
>women drivers
>be woman>crashesGood job Annette.
kwab
>>142728925blud thought he was on iracing
>letting a woman drivewhen will they learn?
>>142731452>claim to fame is being the wife of a band memberI thought she was a racer. Why is she here?
>>142731452the retard woman earlier kept gettting the cars wrong during the drift segment. the guy had to step in and save her. "herees the nissan gtr..." "actually thats the toyota ae86". and heres the bmw m3", rx7 on track . fucking retard rich women. "daddy i want to be a motorsport presenter, call uncle peter at sky daddy"
Can't park there, lass
>>142731568goodwood is just rich people parading their stuff for the most part
>that slow closeup of her faceAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAlso based distraction bike team
>a stunt TVRI'm jealous
that's dangerous driving
that stunt crew is pimpin, lmao
red flag the fucking festival masi
>>142731745kek what the fuck is this shit and how do i enable it
STAND STILL YOU PRICK
>>142731719Have they put this thing on sale already?
>>142731742under investigation: not following race director's instructions
>>142731862Used TVRs are starting to see higher exports. If you mean the "new" Griffith, I think it financially fell apart.
dont post them
>napping driver
>>142732016fuck you
>>142732016
oh my science a blue Ferrari why couldn't Ferrari paint their car blue for Miami
>>142732184racism
>male drivers
Shitters
>Glick
lmao
>drivers
>>142731429>>142732328this is why ai drivers need to keep advancing
uhoh he fullthrottled it while the wheel was on the grass
>>142732374>ai drivershttps://futurism.com/the-byte/self-driving-formula-1-car-crashes-into-wall-at-first-autonomous-race-eventhttps://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/driver-hits-pedestrian-pushing-path-self-driving-car-san-francisco-rcna118603
>>142732374https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feTxamTHQAA
>>142732423>>142732452>illiterate posters
AI did a run today and didn't crash. AI > Humanity
What horrible music.
is that a fucking rolls royce recovery car
>they thought about towing itDamn they're retarded.
>>142732452>12:44
edd flag it lads
Shootout will be cancelled at this rate
>>142732697A meme EV will win
but I thought Gran Turismo had no damage engine???
>>142732689imagine if they let the good f1 cars go full beans
if england wins today we can relent.
damage control crash. dont fall for this op
>pozfags have been shitting on perez all season>he's ahead of kwabmilton in a clearly inferior car
>>142732742>For me, its paragraphs of Glickenhaus bitching about Gran Turismo for now paying outHe has a deep hatred for that brand which is hilarious since his cars are covered in the banner. He needs the money badly.
>>142732778Anise in coffee? well thats kinda wierd but i don-OH FUCK FUCK THAT
It's gonna be though when england loses the finals again
>they still don't have it up
Anyone else completely forgot the non euro races from this season? In my mind the season started with the emilia romagna gp
>little kids saying BROOM BROOMWhat will they say when everything is just a silent EV?
The poor people Ferrari
>>142733058honestly I forget most races nowadays. if you would stop me in the street and ask me how many races we've had this season, I'd probably say 8
>Fully electric Rolls-Royce
>Ferrari 232Huh? What's this lady talking about?
>>142733058The Forgetful of Frankfurt
>>142733094zoom zoom
>>142733058miami 2023 to miami 2024 was maxwinslol fever dream. you are correct, the season began in imola
>>142733058the season was good up until the miami riggiand it has been shit since
>>142733244Me on the left
>fake noises
Best livery in motorsport
>>142733352>zero podiums since 2012
Iron Dames again
>>142733381>bbaguette kek
>Defeats F1The old girl has still got it
ohnononono f1bros... our car from 50 years ago wasn't fastest how do we cope
>>142733387perfect place then
>>142733461Never mind, defeated by a Pikes Peak car like every year
>>142733477two negatives make a positive after all....
alpeenwinslol
OH NO
>no halo>no raised cockpit edges>low guardrailsno wonder he died
......its over Subaru sisters
rally retard
>>142731809it should automatically pop up and then disappear when you open up chat on a livestream
You could see it coming a mile offRIP based transformer car
clean it up jannies
>>142733512For me it's escudo pikes peakShame what they've done to the name
>>142733639How many shitters are gonna crash today?
absolutely bitchin run though
>>142733656Also shame Nobuhiro Tajima was charged with some random waste dumping crimes in Japan so he is probably forever broke. No more Suzuki Pikes Peak projects for him.
>car crashes>goodwood plays their own insurance adkek what a scam event
>>142733731will f1's active aero look this cool?
>shitting on the rally drivers
>>142733772F1 had its chances to have cool active aero.
>>142730789Goodwood Festival of Tumbleweed.
>>142733859upvoted + gold award sent
>>142733887thank you I work hard.
Scott Sneed
What if England wins the euros too? There is no way they gonna rig the finals too
>>142734064Don't get my hopes up
Scott Speed
fuck zoomers
>>142734133ToT
Scott Slow
>>142734133YesGently then Hard <3
>>142733772cooler still
>>142734064well fuckin do itjus u wach
big day for reddit bulls marketing team
Will (you) be watching The Great American Getaway 400?
>>142734307no, nascar is a sport for sub 70 iq retards >no verification required
>>142734307no, I will be sleeping
Why is richard hammond talking about nascar
i miss him so muchi wish i could be as cool as him
>>142734566he's American>>142734568but anon... you already are...
i wish i could be as cool as him
>>142734568he returns in 2025
>>142734568mika was better im afraid
i also had a drunken dream last night in which i was walking home drunk from my friend's place with mika salosomeone had left a trail of coloured water balloons on the grass beside the road and mika was very amazed by them but he insisted on calling them "water lumps"
how do I spot seeing my ex in my dreams
>>142734786you don'tit's been 9 years for me
>>142734786Get a different ex so you start seeing her instead
>>142734608>miga years with the best car2>gimi years with the best car0>miga championships in inferior machinery0>gimi championships in inferior machinery1
>>142726025Busta
>>142734904gimi
>>142734568I often quote this when I'm late to something, helps me remember him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbxYZbs97t8
>>142734904mika won in 1999 even doe ferrari were faster
>>142734932The season that has everythinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il8epfPZ5YQ&t=199s
>>142734966McLaren were faster for most of the season but also liked to retire>double DNF at melbourne>mika crashed at imola and monza>loose wheel at silverstone and hockenheimmeanwhile eddie only had 1 dnf and 1 non points finish
>>142735025
>>142735059nah its the other way around, ferrari were faster in the beginning but stopped developing for 1999 when micheal was out due to his injury at silverstone. Had micheal remained for the rest of the season, ferrari would have won the WDC as well and not just the WCC
>>142734966false, he himself even said that he had the better car in 99, he choked away 2 race wins worth a point swing of 21 against irvine, in a 16 race season no less. he was good, but he was inconsistent as fuck and got mentally fatigued after 2000
>>142734176Bruh why is he holding his arms like that,that's some femboy shit
>>142734904why is this general so obsessed with winning WDCs with the nth best car? a win is a win, its not the driver's fault the team made a too op car
>>142735115>holding your arms in your lap while sitting is somehow "femboy shit"when are you coming out already?
>>142735110i think the mental fatigue set in 2001 when he could not even fight for the championship because of various electric and mechanical problems due to the way mclaren designed their cars (part of the reason why newey moved to red bull)
>>142735025RIGHT HERERIGHT NOW
>>142735130proves that you're actually good and not a carbabby. you also don't even have to win, just perform really well, see also sennonce 93 and museo 2012. neither has won in a worse car, but they're not carbabbies either, and those seasons are proof
>>142735095>stopped developing for 1999that must be why they brought new elements to malaysia that got them disqualifiedalso, if they hadn't fucked up irvine's stops at france or europe, he'd still be wdc.>>142735110>mentally fatigued after 2000his baseline dropped after 2000 for sure, but his two crashes in 1999 and anonymous performances early 2000 meant ron had to also bet on DC for most of those seasonsfunnily enough, DC got nowhere close to actually challenging michael in 2001 still
>>142735213
>>142735222>that must be why they brought new elements to malaysia that got them disqualifiedthe bargeboard is something they ran year round, it was only until it was measured in malayasia did it fall foul of fia techincal regulations. As per Jean Todt: "This is exactly the same car in terms of technical specifications that was used and raced at the Nurburgring. And the cars were scrutinised on every day of this race event in Malaysia."
>Mercedes good in Hungary>Mercedes bringing upgrades to Hungary>Mercedes almost the fastest car nowWhat is stopping Mercedes from dominating the 2024 Hungarian Grand pricks?
>>142735371the new upgraded aston martin
>>142735371a bad qualifying, as its very difficult to overtake in hungary, probably the most difficult on the calendar except for monaco
people like to bring up conspiracies how ferrari would never 'let' irvine win the wdc because that would invalidate their golden driver, since it was schecter who won the 1979 while gilles villeneuve was right thereferrari don't give a fuck who wins>>142735334fine, but they did bring updates for other parts. I'm not going crate digging in my magazines for you thoughso here is a segment from a dutch pre-race show that shows car changes for the belgian gphttps://youtu.be/ekSZyMlVEC8?si=VXhm_u8AGZrjtSlJ&t=987
>>142735371red bull upgrades
>>142735447>people like to bring up conspiracies how ferrari would never 'let' irvine win the wdc because that would invalidate their golden driver, since it was schecter who won the 1979 while gilles villeneuve was right there>ferrari don't give a fuck who winstrue, irvine lost the title on his own, especially after micheal helped him win malayasia
>>142735371A rare and uncharacteristic mistake?
are nige
>>142734904>>gimi championships in inferior machinery>1I've never read such a retarded wrong take in my life
>>142733381shame the Super GT 400Z is an ugly motherfucker
>>142735371bad drivers
>>142735371Nothing, he already got pole last year when the car was an absolute shitbox. This year it'll be Pole + win + fastest lap.
>>142735624The Rosberg vs the Saubers battle was actually really good and fun to watch that race.Oh and since we are all talking conspiracies, Hamilton has never talked about that gearbox issue, or at least, he has never revealed the truth surrounding it.
>>142735624McLaren dominated that season with a better car. From the middle of the season up until its end.
>>142735672>he has never revealed the truth surrounding itcouldn't be a rare and uncharacteristic mistake
>>142735742>refuses to provide proper statistics, facts, and analysis
>>142735624kwabmilton kwabbed his own car (low IQ), nothing to do with how fast it was
>>142735624nigger fans always lie
>>142735659THE GOAT !!!
>>142735894what if I told you that Red Bull was also dominant in Monaco 2016?
Cant wait until /f1/ gets btfoed again and again and again and i will keep making thread of Hamilton success everytime he Wins !! Starting from Silverstone !!
>>142735933nigger fans do not have an honest bone in their bodies
>>142736029Massa retired due to a mechanical failure and Räikkönen was still badly shaken from his friday crash
>>142736093>mechanical failureBad car. McLaren lost the title due to mostly driver mistakes.
>>142735624>italian driversa distant memory
>>142735894>when it was still only 10 points for the win inflation, inflation everywhere
>>142729827Those are the eyes, you racist!
Welcome to Ferrari
>>142736767The place drivers come to die
>>142734605one day anon sama
It's funny seeing everyone cream themselves over the V8 2012 cars at Goodwood FOS. But at the time everyone complained about "vettelwinslol" and how they weren't as good as the V10s and how f1 is dead. Step noses still looked better than the dick clit big toe noses in the turbo hybrid era. F1 killed the KERS cars too soon in a kneejerk reaction to stop RBs dominance, back then no one could have foreseen the cars progressively getting worse. Now they want to go back to nimble cars and give the drivers back a boost button the Endless Waltz continues you had that already and faggots still complained.Max never drove the V8s he started in 2014 in FP1s soon the old guard will get pushed out and you'll have an entire grid of drivers that have only driven the power units which is crazy it's 10 year old technology now.
>>142736767
New FShitter car
>>142736913Mate, are you from reddit or something? Nobody gives a shit about "nimble cars", they make the rules so that Kwabmilton can win, that's it
>>142733146I remember maybe 4? And only that many because I am sure there must have been monaco
>>142736973they're turning the freaking feeder series gay
>>142736913>But at the time everyone complained about "vettelwinslol" and how they weren't as good as the V10s and how f1 is deadand they were right
>>142733567Miss those days so much, when you could see what the drivers were doing. For a while in some cars you could even see the drivers' shoulders.
>>142733058I have no idea what happened in Melbourne nor SuzukaThat's because I simply turned my back when the alarm went off in the morning
>>142736913i maintain that getting rid of the 3.5 in a kneejerk reaction to sennonce kwabbing was the beginning of the end. the v8s are just a natural byproduct of that and of the "cost saving" mandatory v10 of the early 2000
>>142736913The final redpill is that nobody who watches F1 actually cares about the technology, otherwise they would be watching different series. It's always about the spectacle.
>>142737113which made no sense since they handicapped the airboxes in canada following senna's death to reduce power without chokeholding displacement
Remember that Finland is not real country but region of Sweden.
>>142737110>I have no idea what happened in Melbourne
>>142737210a lot of the 1994 inseason changes made no sense>want to make the sport safer>reduce grip even further>tyre chicanes>change the floor>change the fuel
Chinese Lotus investmentbros... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMABG2rPW44&t=3s
>>142737268a la maldonado in 2012why do I remember races 12 years ago so well kek
>>142737268>Alonso's fault
>>142737308mosley was having a normal one
>>142737268Please explain me how this was alonso's fault? George lost control before he was anywhere near alonso.
>>142737113I will never stop saying that Senna kys himself was the worst thing to happen in F1 history
>>142737401alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>142737308funny thing is mosley added last minute tire chicanes in canada and other tracks in 1994 but refused to do the same in 2005
>>142737268>red red red red red red red red flag red flag waaah waaahKWAP
>>142737671HE COULD HAVE DIED YOU CHUD
>>142727468>6 cylinder ngmi
>>142737268KWAB, KWAN and NARB eternal.
BREAKING NEWS: Ralf Schumacher has announced that he is homosexual
>>142737552Sad but true. Everything turned to boring shit after.>>142737268And eventually lead to absolute faggots like Russel who openly cry out of fear in their cars. Calling for red flags because of rain then realising it's not really rain on the visor but his own fear sweat. Then once a week there's a new funny episode of "grill the grid" where the drivers can show off their fun and quirky personalities, yay! What an absolute disgrace.
>>142737836it's real
You only hate russell because he is british. He was dutch your dicks would leaking.
>>142737268KWAB, KWAP, KWAN and NARB eternal
>>142737883>spent 500 million on a sport >never involved in the politics or techincal side of it >never winwhat did THEY mean by this?
>>142737900I hate russell because he is white
>>142737900Russell is pure shit, bro
>>142737874Explains all his teammates accusing him of being a huge drama queenHe's probably a bottom, right?
>>142737836>>142737874I hope that this encourages Hamilton to do so next
Toto Wolff on the 2026 regulations:>What we have at the moment is simply far too slow. [We have] lap times that are up to ten seconds slower in some cases.>Formula 1 has always been an innovation incubator, and I am convinced that with what the engineers will come up with and with the [chassis] regulations, which we still have to change, the cars will definitely become fast again.>It's still much faster than anything else out there, and you have to leave the church in the village: There is no difference for the television viewer. The IndyCars look fast, but they are 20 seconds slower.
>>142737965I hope that this encourages and enrages Schumi to wake the fuck up
>>142737836>>142737874
>>142737836yuck not even with a femi
>>142737953he's a younger brother so probably yes
>>142737923wheeling and dealing with bernie and max wasn't listed in the meeting notes with the corporate headquarters
>The best thing in life is when you have the right partner by your side with whom you can share everything
>>142737874I remember Ralf was asked whether he's a fag or not something like 20 years ago and his answer was like "I'm as gay as Danube is an island".Guess geography was never his strength
What's /f1/'s strategy for the eventual bong defeat and subsequent meltdown?Luckily we arent roses and they wont beat us to a pulp.
>>142738056I hope Michael didn't diddle him...
>>142738091idk bro, i just have this feeling that the bongs might win
Hope we don't relent today lads
>>142737923>Have enough cash to burn to start an F1 team with no real goal >Dip out when you're finally get somewhere>A decade later you're dominating WRC and WEC yet your investors want you to focus less on motorsportsToyota is a mystery
>>142737986>10 seconds slower>super formula, filled with shitters, is 7 seconds sloweri hope red bull form a breakaway series. let audi take this semen slurping sport away
>>142738091gotta do my part
>>142738091we are going to map out all the homosexuals in formula 1
>>142738141do NOT lookup what happened in the Jordan hospitality lounge in 1998
>>142738091we've relented before and pretended it never happened, so that's my strategy
>>142738237>we've relented before and pretended it never happenedLie!!!!!!
Who ya got /f1/, Alonso or Hamilton?
>thread too far away from 500 to make a new one before /spee/ meltup>thread too close to 500 to keep going over /spee/ meltupGUYS
logan is the only one who has disturbed my radar
>>142738340hopefully we threadsplit, which is always fun during high speed /sp/
>>142738340Pick up the pace.Push now so we can pit before the bong deconstruxtion starts!We are doing Ferrari tier strategy here. If we relentni'll each and every one of you motherfucking incels.
I'm gay too
>>142738091MODE GIMII REPEATMODE GIMI
>>142738141no need. second sons are usually always born gay.
>>142738388I've seen his wrist when he runs so I agree
hatsune miga
>>142738224It was a sweltering summer
>>142737986>leave the churchSomething an anti-Christ would say
>>142738436*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ**SORRY, MATE, MY TYRES ARE GONE**BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
>>142738340Ferrari tier stragety fuckup
I can't believe he died just like thathalo would have saved him
Has anyone ever mistaken you as a homosexual, /f1/? I mean, you are not gay, right?
>>142738685Every single woman that was interested in me but didn't get hit on.
Holy shti and I thought that F1 pre-race shows were cringe
>>142738388for me it's>ralf>jenson (mid 00s)>webber (then, now and forever)>da matta>klien>bruno senna>liuzzi (maybe more of a metro)>hamilton (mclaren, covid times)>vettee>alguesari>bueminot homosexual but definitely gay:>massa>russell>norris
>>142734966He only won because the fucked with the Michael's brakes
>>142738784>forgetting Sutil
>>142738685I don't remember the last time I talked to a woman my age so yeah I must be gay
>>142738685People always mistake me and my brother for a gay couple.Especially in America.
I hate women (personality)
>>142739042girls my age are too old
>>142726025Indycar just had its this moment this race
>>142735059It wasn't a loose wheel at Hockenheim. A botched pit stop + puncture.Also, Coulthard took out Miga twice.
>Min Fraudstappen Grands Prix since last win:2
>>142739079Have you tried not holding hands and kissing each other on the mouth in public?
>>142738963fug DD:
>>142737268
>>142738685all the girls in my primary school class thought that i was gay because i refused to sexually assault them. they were not very smart
>>142727539They drill holes in the hot dog and push the cooked spaghetti through the holes
>>142739255>School life in Serbia
>>142739230
>>142739079I wish I had a brother as well, I only have a sister who turned out to be a turbo-liberal moron once she grew up
>>142737260Finnish GP when?>>142737337kwab.>>142737923I want to see Toyota make a F1 comeback but branded as TOM's Lexus F1 Team based in Japan none of this outsourced to Cologne shit.
Dont worry about relenting, boys. If it happens we can do like every other time it happened and just deny it ever happened.This post was brought to you by the International Journalism Association
So, Ralph Schumacher is both physically and metaphorically a faggot
>>142739351Grim. Raising a daughter is pure luck.
>>142739383will we blame jannies this time? or talk about how a thread was deleted due to an OP image breaking the rules?
Let's keep up the delta /f1/, the pace is about to get crazy. We are at risk of being undercut.
>>142737874Did he beat Hamilton to be the first F1 driver to come out?
>>142739518I don't want. we are out of the points. we are out here, looking like amateurs.
>>142739518stay out and maintain gap, pit in 3 laps for medium. We will go till the end of the race
>>142739655lewis can always go for non-binary or something if he so desires
>>142739351>>142739351>sister>turbo-liberal moronYour familiy bloodline either lives of dies with you, don't let your ancestries down.
>ralf schumacher is gayWhat the fuck? Please tell me this just meme. He had wife.
>>142739326it's real. it started as a "game" where a dude would pinch girls and then run away. then he started pinching their asses. then he started to slap them. then everyone else joined in, and then the slapping turned into groping. the whores, of course, enjoyed it and had smiles on their faces as it was happening because they loved the attention, but they'd still chase them around and beat the shit out of them if they caught them. i thought it was all retarded and didn't participate, so the girls thought i must be gay
>>142737836kino
>>142739922He has kids even.
RELENT
>ferrari driver being told not to kill himself in wechow long until we get this in f1
>>142739922john elton had a wife, he was still gay i think
I hate them
>>142739655no that was jaime alguersuari
Phonefagging here, just to keep it /relentless/ I am waiting out the damn captcha to be faster later
>>142739922f1 drivers with a 'beard'? impossible...
>>142739922wasn't he already gay in the 90s
>>142738545It's a bad translation of a German idiom. It doesn't mean to leave the church, it means "let the church remain in the village". The English equivalent of "die Kirche im Dorf lassen" is "to not get carried away" or "to keep things in perspective."
max is the next one to come out of the closet (only if jos dies first)
I tried to watch it lads. The foopball is too boring. Goodwood restream of the stuff I missed this morning instead.
>>142739949Lmao
>>142739255>>142739949>failed the normalfag test
>>142739988Reminder that shamilton caused this and grimi took him out in Japan.
>>142740124HE WAS BORN THIS WAY, CHUD!
>>142740157hey having a girl twice your age with a chiseled face is totally hetero
>>142739922I've heard rumors many men try to cure themself from homosexuality by getting a wife & family.
>>142739922yeah, and she fucked him with a strapon
>>142739949it's like russian women think their man doesn't love them anymore if he stops beating and raping her. why are orthodox slavs like this?
watching f1 is pretty gay desu
here's your totally straight f1 driver
I don't really care if someone is gay but it would be very weird if my dad came out of closet.
>>142740393They are just acting like real women should act.
>>142740434thats just what young white pipo looked like at the time
>>142740404only gay are able to post in this thread. solving captcha is actually solving a test to prove you're a homo. verification not required means you're so gay the system doesn't even bother with it
>>142740014Yeah Rock Hudson too, I think
>>142739922>what is bisexuality
>>142740660If you date man you are gay
>>142740549glad you got the reference lel
how is our pace looking? question.
>>142740515I'll admit that I'm deeply closeted, but I'll never admit that I'm gay.
How will professional racing driver, proud Hungarian conservative and de-facto Ralph Schumacher's daughter in law Vivien Keszthelyi react to the news?
what's all this about ralf schumacher being a mincer?
Guys would you accept driving a car in F1 knowing you will have 0 chances of ever scoring a point, let alone winning anything? Your salary would be the legal minimum
>>142740852pace is good, risk of undercut still present. Maintain gap for plan B
*wake up from coma*>your brother is a fag>your records are all but broken by a carbabby [REDACTED]>your beloved son can't even get a backmarker seatSCHUMIBROS...
>>142740919in his youth he was a... cum addicted twink
>>142740864she already liked the post, bro
>enter footy ENG x SPA thread>it's pretty much a porn thread>jannies don't do shit about itand yet they instantly delete any beettel images and irish king posts
>>142739949>beat the shit out of them if they caught themFucking hot
>>142737874>msc is a vegetable>migg kwabbing hard in f1>ralf becoming a faggot>david a shitterwhat a family
>>142740926>would you accept driving a car in F1YES YES YES YES
>>142740969Just pull the plug already
>>142741021I've never had any of my posts deleted???
>>142740215there's a reason why i'm posting about vrooms on a mongolian milk fermenting forum and not clubbing and slaying pussy, and in all likelihood you are no different, lithuanon
>>142740993grimit's probably better off that michael is in a coma so he doesn't have to deal with this
>>142740515oh fuck
>>142741021What do you mean?
>>142741252
>>142740926in this magical world am I also protected from death in an f1 race?
I have never dated so people probably assume I am gay.
>>142741224Such is life for people who think too hard about things, indeed.
The footy is a category 9 slurper, we have plenty of time
people never think I'm gay because I make women uncomfortable
>>142740995vége
Being gay because you hate women is fine, being gay because you like men is not.
>>142741588is that jarno trulli?
so we go long and extend the stint for the overcut, question
>>142741774that's gio
>>142741774might be
>>142741588Hating women isn't a good enough reason to be gay, just become a sigma chad
>>142741822we are checking
>ynr haryanto
>>142741822Yes
>>142741941never forget
>>142741879Not a bad choice either, pumping and dumping as many hoes as you can and leaving them in permanently damaged state works absolutely fine.
>>142742140You sound like jew
Do you think Ralf is the bottom or top?
for me, it's bob merry
>>142741822Plan S, fit ze squares, copy, question
>>142742252>he doesn't know women will treat you like trash if you let them
>>142741302Can you, uh, NOT post pictures about me?
>>142742505>>142742505>>142742505NEW ONE
RETARD RETARD RETARD
>>142741224it's true, it's over before it even begins if you're not a normalfag from early childhood
