Draft is on edition1. CLE - Travis Bazzana2. CIN - Chase Burns3. COL on the clock
Cubgers
doyersthis is the thread
Braves
im postin in this one
Condon to the Rockies
Comfy draft day
>yfw the white Sox will actually and unironically draft Caglione
we are almost at pick 14 tho
Condon is gonna hit 50 yearly in coors
doyers
Condon to the Rockies.
Reckies get Condom
>>142766894
Who's the next Manoah?
savannah bazzanas
So while working the Fan Mock Draft, I handed out each MLB jersey for photo ops, and kept putting them on fans and taking them off, but throughout the day, there was one team that wasn't picked by anyone. Take a guess on which one.
Kurtz to A's
>>142766987Assblows
Athletics get Jac Caglione
comfy day
Baseball maid if you're in this thread please post another pic of your ass
>>142767031Nope, plenty of Houstoners took the trip to Arlington for the ASG Festivities, so the Astros jersey was worn a lot.
>A'ss
>pathetics
>>142766894Not comfy yuropoor divegrass spam, give those fags their own board already
KURTZOAKLAND JUST WON THE DRAFT
what a terrible name
>>142767101doyers won it already. I called it first.
10 moar to cub
>white suxWhat the fuck are they doing?
>>142767056PLEASE
SCREENSHOT THE A'S FAN NOW
Hagan Smith to the White Sox.
>>142767059Marlins? Has to be a team with no fanbase
>>142767155Spoiling ^%#* TWAT!!!
Treasurer Buchanon bros rise up
What happened to Caglione? Not top 5?
>>142767140>Jerry complains he wants a new stadium>City says "No">Jerry sabotages the team>No one comes>Has an excuse to leave Chicago
>>142766862Bravos
White Sox draft Jac Caglione.
>>142767191Jerry's been watching "Major League" way too much.
Time for cubyals
>>142767227WRONG
>>142767170Had a few Marlins fans there actually.
>>142767227Thank god they didn't We already have Andrew Vaughn at home
Why would the Sox draft a fucking pitcher when they have so little offense in the minors? What the fuck is this shit?
>>142767284Triple A's
>>142767301Play to your strengths. They can develop Smtih, hitters not so much.
>>142767325Few A's fans out there too. You are right about the team not having a lot of fans.
>>142767301MLB draft is always pick who you think is the BPA, regardless of organizational depth.
Cubyals on the clock
Cubyals on the up'n'up
>>142767301You think Sox can develop hitters?Look at VaughnWhat a fucking disaster
>>142767390Please post more of your ass
>>142767345Rays
>>142767345They don’t want fans, they want revenue sharing
>>142767421fuck off douchebag
>>142767336>Trade Crochet>Call up Schultz>Trade Schultz>Call up SmithThere must always be a lefty
Former Draft Analyst here (no I’m not gonna dox myself)The royals just got a stud
Redneck Ohtani to the Royals.
Hmmm will Preller reload the farm again. Quite curious of what he's cooking with this draft.
>>142767440fiesty
>royals drafting caglianone as 2-way playerRIP your career kid. sorry for your luck
Jac is gonna hit Jacks for the royals
>>142767428Nope. I had like 2 Rays fans. Correct answer is an NL team.
royals rape ya
>>142767448t. Joey Gallo
>>142767492Brewers
Caglione would have busted big time on the White SoxOn the Royals he's going to be a superstar slugger alongside Bobby
>>142767560Nope, had like 3 Brewers fans. Correct answer is the Rockies.
>>142767586Damn I was gonna say that but I figured at least one of them would make the drive to Texas
>>142767492rockies?
Damn. That was a massive reach by the Cardinals.
>>142767582Nope. Future bust. The Royals are a shitshow when it comes to prospects. Caglianone, if he has any intelligence, should demand a trade.
MY Mountaneers (:
>cut the to cardinals pick>literal brokeback mountain characterkekina
>gay louis
>>142767673>>142767676kek'd>gay louis>"he's a dirtdog too, he will get grimey and dirty"
ALMOST HEAVEN
banter quality exceeds prospect knowledge
>>142767673>>142767676do NOT make fun of my sweet beautiful handsome prince JJ
>>142767613>>142767614Yeah, and my bro who I met up today after my shift, is a Rockies fan since he spent a few years in Denver. He probably would've been the only one to wear the Rockies jersey if he attended. I was told that yesterday that they only had one Tigers pick all day.
>>142767638Baseball players don't really do that, for whatever reason.
>>142767676Which one is louis
muh lawd and savior and sheeeit
>Bible thumper in gay louisOh dear
CHRISTCHADS WE EATINGATHIEST KEKS BTFO
I think it's about time we had a serious conversation about how Brent Rooker got utterly and completely snubbed from the All Star Game (and I'm not just saying this as an A's fan)
>>142767726Then Caglianone has sentenced his pro career to death. He won't ever see past AA ball for the Royals. Or if he does, he won't even hit above .100 on his career.
>>142767761assblasted gaytheist detected
>>142767787nah, more power to him. just shitposting.
7 moar!!!!
>Erectile dysfunction ad right after the cardinals' pickWell at least they know their audience.
I Coomed yesterday, but the Dads lost today so no coom for me until they win
>KoreanSo that's where the manlet genes came from
>>142767720rockies are such a weird case. seems like they have such good park attendance despite being putting out a shithouse product for the last 5+ years. they really gotta get a complete overhaul
WMAF CHADS RISE UP
>Korean cowboytell me why he isn't a future hall of famer
>>142767779So did Ohoppe it’s just how it is
christian more, islam less
>>142767978WMWM CHADS
those red vests make those people look like they work at Lowes
Well, see you when you get promoted to the majors next week kid.
>>142768006is there any mudslime baseball players?
Sum up >(you)r team with a pic heading into the ASB>phillies
Is Angel's the worst franchise to get drafted by? I feel so bad for this dude
>I'll get a ring, it's in my bloodSo young and naive
>>142767922most people go there to experience the great outdoors first and take in a game while doing it
How long does it typically take to cycle through all of this evenings picks?What happens when they start scraping the barrel in round 2 later this evening, do they still interview the literal whos?
>>142768050>next weekJust put him on the roster now unironically
Why does the official MLB station have all these shitters as their panelists when every post-season TBS gets Pedro and Curtis Granderson for some top tier banter
>>142768056Eventually there going to be a Paki one, there has to be with cricket popularity over there and what not.
>>142768102On the plus side he will get to MLB and start accumulating service time almost immediately, plus Orange County is a pretty awesome place to live if you're young and rich
>>142768156there already was the indian kid last year with the jasy
Konnor FAGGOT
>>142767779>>142767994And Josh Smith.
Who will my Twins draft at 21?
>>142767892Is this really touhoudadspie coom-posting?
>>142768057>Mets
>>142768184>6'4, 210lbs>18What the actual fuck do you guys put in your water? Are all high schoolers on PEDs freshman year?
>>142768102Nah, he knows if he does well he'll get promoted quick. Anaheim is beautiful, great weather, great fans. He's probably pretty excited.
>>142768232Corn-fed, bud. You wouldn't understand.
>>142768232He is from missisippi he either was gonna become goliath or some recede chin inbred fuck
>>142768232we live in a land of abundance. our diets consist of more than sheep entrails and potatoes
>>142768232>What the actual fuck do you guys put in your water?
>>142768216No there is many of us 2hu dads fans
>>142768102You mean the Royals.
>>142768232Seed oils and red meat make our men grow tall and our women fat
>>142768057>Twins
>>142768102>going to California probably getting called up fast is badYou know how hard it is to make the majors?
Enough of this gay faggot talk time to talk about MY Metsies
>>142768319Please be honest, are you coomposting, tuhufatherspie or is there an imposter?
>>142768102No, there's at least 3 or 4 worse teams to get drafted by.
would you a fan of a team you hate?
>>142768366It was an annoying game today but I'm content with a 5-1 homestand going into the all star break
Threadly reminder that mets and mariners fans abandoned /mlb/ when they were needed
>>142768281>>142768302>>142768309>>142768317>>142768326I can get growing big with time but these guys are twice the size of anyone I knew first year college it's like you all age faster or something. So often I see someone step up to the plate thinking they're ageing out in their 30s and they're 24 and several years younger than me.
>>142767978redpill me on this player. where is prospect nerd anon?
>>142768363>hard it is to make the majorsI'd say there is a 1 in 780 chance every season.
>>142768385Good morning sirs!
>>142768400This is why we say we would dominate Soccer if we cared. This kid would probably be on our U-18 if we cared
Post yfw the Mets announce they’re drafting Sidd Finch
>>142768385Yes. My love for women is greater than my hatred of the Yankees
>>142768400This desu >>142768309
>>142768400I knew one dude that 6’6 300 at 14 Football coach would talk to him every single day to get him to play Some people are just built different
>>142767301>Last four lefties drafted by the White Sox in the first round:>Chris Sale>Carlos Rodon>Garrett Crochet>Noah Schultz
>>142768400there's over 300 million people here. I'm sure there are plenty of monsters over there also. not like we see guys like these on the street everyday either.
>>142768385nope, it has to be a mets girl
>>142768429Here. He has the best swing mechanics since Harper. Average height but has 5 above average tools. There is no reason with his maturity that he shouldn't be on the opening day roster in 2026.
>>142768486
>>142768603I'd pay for a sextape of her fucking her dad
>>142768605Tell me about the vols dude the anglels drafted
>>142768603why so veiny?
>>142768579We have about 5m so I reckon we have about 10 6'4 210lb individuals in the whole country let alone literal teenagers playing beisbol.
>>142768603She looks like she would be super bitchy and high maintenance. Exactly my type.
>>142768674The outfit is probably pretty tight so it's suffocating her tits
when is bronny getting picked? just as qualified for this league as the NBA.
>>142768699what about those fuckers that wear kilts and throw those timber poles?
>>142768633Clutch hitter. Had A LOT of helium with his performance in the CWS. Definitely fits the fast track profile the Angels love.
>>142768724>bronnywho?>NBAwhat?
>>142768605thanks prospectspie
>>142768699What about the characters from the movie "Highlander"
>>142768560>Traded cause they never built an offense>Refused to spend money and left right as the team was supposed to be good>Traded cause they never built an offense>Will be traded cause they never built an offenseThe White Sox need to figure out how to draft and devlop offensive players since Reinsdorf will never spend to build one. I dont care how many corpses of draft busts they have to fill the minors with they have to keep failing till they figure it out cause it wont get better any other way.
hoping VANCE HONEYCUTT falls to my mettiejetties.
>>142768699dude you literally have tom AND luke stoltman. two international elite strongmen. simple reality of bell curve distribution is that you have some of these potential freaks over there. you're just not looking hard enough for them
>>142768805Those were scandinavians, no?
>The 2028 Olympics will not hold the softball event in Los Angeles but in Oklahoma City with its largest softball stadium in the country.Bros, all those lonely softball gals over a thousand miles from the Olympic Village...
>black dad>white momunstoppable combo he gonna be the goat
>>142768933crazy that they share the same unusual last name also
HOLY FUCK TURN ON CNN THE METS HAVE JUST SIGNED BABY GRIMACE
>>142769009>stops your path
>142769009weak bait
cornball brotha
>>142769017yeah haha could you imagine having the same last name as your brother how weird would that be
>>142768782Hope he turns out good then We will probably see him this year considering have the last couple of drafts have gone
ITFCDP
Giantsbros is this a good pick
Cubbies on the clock
everyone quiet, the show is getting started
>>142769224He will, from the college ball I've seen he is incredibly strong minded, I don't think the angels can ruin them despite their best attempts
who gonna blow their load on the meme switch pitcher dutchman?
>>142769463i already did
>>142769463yeah he's the meme pick sort of like Crawford and Bradfield
Which player turned you gay and why?
>>142769378do you know anything about Jake Vogel, not that I'm expecting anything from him anymore?
Wow this pick was a steal. Damn. I wish we drafted him.
Cub smith
cubs just won this draft
Cubs just got the ugliest nigga available
>@JeffPassan: Cubbie bears have won the 2024 MLB Draft
This just shows the cubs are in a league of their own when it comes to assessing talent. Damn.
Cubs straight up stole the show
No point in watching the rest of the draft. I think we all know who won.
Heard Cam Smith is secretly a gay sissy crosssdresser, thoughts on this fellow cubbies?
cubs won our hearts
I can't believe the Cubs won the draft AGAIN
>>142769796we're all waiting on the Doyer pick though
>>142769835what the fuck is wrong with you?
boystown ecstatic as the news that new young BBC on their way to wrigley
EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE MEMEINERSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>142769906Seek help
memeiners cant stop memeing
fa graphs has an open draft chat going on
Ah yes, more pitching is just what the Memeiners needed
>Drafts the meme pitcherSeattle is so fucking gay
>>142769463The Memeiners
>>142769880>>142769966Whats wrong? sad you missed the cubbie bear orgy?
MEMEiners
>meme team gets the absolute meme pitcherkek they really cannot help themselves
>Memeiners draft the meme playerkek pottery
>>142768374No just coom posting
>>142766805So I was looking at the top draft prospects yesterday and I saw there was a guy named “Konner” and i thought that was the gayest name I ever heard so it makes sense that my pirates picked him.
>Baseball will never have this kind of pregame soul
The Cubs have been awarded the first pick in next year's draft as a reward for winning this year's draft. Congrats cubbies!!!
Need Melanie Newman JOI bros…
>>142770204do you remember when they drafted Wood and Prior?
>>142770038I'm not a cubs fan. I'm just trying to enjoy the draft without some faggot like you talking about black cock. Kill yourself.
>>142770311Gape this fag
holy fucking reach poverty marlins trying to save on signing bonuses manfred please step in
It's time to cool it down
>>142769288It's time for cubspie to get double penetrated?
>>142770281Wasn't even televised.
>>142770398they used to stream the audio of the conference call
>>142770390You’re fucked in the head.
>>142770390Demented loser.
>>142770398some of remember following the draft to the extent it was possible before the internet
Let's see the beautiful cubbie maid!
>>142770390Uhhh what???????????
>>142770450Streamed conference call: SOULBig fake draft event: SOULLESS
Imagine Cubspie kissing all of our Cubbiecocks…
what a terrible picture to have for him lol
>cubbiesI missed our pick, whats the non-shitting up the thread with spam take on Cam Smith.>>142768761>>142768805Those are the 10 that make up our annual highland games. Big celebrities.>>142768933You're right, should be looking harder for muscly strong men. It's funny Tom is roughly my age but looks 10 years older also.
anyone else hoping they get drafted in the late rounds despite not having played a game of hardball since JV 10 years ago? I would bootyblast rookie ball pitching.
>>142770450I remember listening to one. There was no "clock", they made the picks one after the other in rapid fire. A round took like 5 minutes.
>>142770707CubS mith!
>>142770707to be fair, they look older because they compete untested and use copious amounts of steroidsbut they'd probably be huge dudes even if that weren't the case
>tosses 30 games with his left>Tosses 30 games with his rightDipoto and Stanton masterclass two pitchers for the price of one perfect sell for a cheap ass scrooge like John.
>>142768385I'll never forgive this whore for destroying NMB
>>142770741I remember subbing a team newsletter written by a scout to get information about draftees. the times have changed.
>>142770741The clock is just there to add commercials. There's no reason for it to exist, all the deals are done pre-draft and you can't trade picks. It's completely fake drama.
VANCE HONEYCUTT IS ON THE BOARD FOR THE METS
Why aren't Jap players in the draft?
stearns take HONEYCUTT
>>142770807>Blows both arms out
>>142770979You can only draft AMERICANS
EVERYONE SHUT UP MY METS ARE PICKING
>>142771049no one likes the mets here, they're anti /mlb/ as and anti baseball as proven by earlier today
>>142770707Well the cubbies have nailed their last two first round picks (both top 30 prospects) so I’m getting them the benefit of the doubt Looks like he’s got good hit/fielding toolsIdk we’ll see
Hope we take Cam Caminitti
>>142770707>I missed our pick, whats the non-shitting up the thread with spam take on Cam Smith.https://x.com/i/status/1812645907638456765
>>142771158>Wanting HS arm
>>142770908It's not just for commercials, they also interview the players for a couple minutes and show their highlights and analyze the pick. Hard to do that if you're making a pick every 20 seconds.
>>142771103>no one likes the mets heret. MaidMets winning the draft.
>>142770865she did nothing wrong
O’s please don’t pick Caminiti if he’s still on the board
>>142771158slut
>>142771103> no one likes the mets herethis
>>142771198He'll be a top 5 pick in 3 years if he goes to college.
noooo my honey cutt...
Okay I love the swing though
We need sexy female asses in here now!
>>142771281she is a gigantic whore and you know that, cuck
Colorado girl looked dtf
>no one likes the mets here
>>142771103a man dressed as a maid typed this post
>>142771049No one gives a fuck about the Mets, even New Yorkers
>>142770979International players go through a different process. If still under contract Japs and Koreans just have their rights bought out by the MLB team the player signs with. LatAm players get signed by MLB teams as teenagers then develop in the team's pipeline.MLB has been trying for years to get international players moved over to the draft but the MLBPA is opposed to it. Ultimately that would just save money for teams because drafting is cheaper than international scouting/signing, which means less money to players.
>>142771474lolfaggot mets
>>142771474below Colorado? Jesus Christ kek
>Mets draft a lefty hitting college bat from an Orange/Black color scheme school with their first round pickGee, where have I seen this before?
>>142771525>>142771329Hi cubspie
why is back to school being shown on mlb network?
>>142771474mets are new york's team
vance honeycutt seems like such a twins pick with his strikeout%
>>142771603What the fuck are you talking about you skitzo freak
Recker Mindfuked Yesavage
>>142771603stop posting retard
>>142770979See >>142771515But if a Japanese player transfers to an American HS for their senior year, they can enter in the draft that way (There's a Japanese player doing that right now). And unless Japan has changed the rules, then Japanese players can bow out of the draft and enter MLB's FA pool as an international free agent
>>142771377Post the pic!
>>142771693>>142771704scuba kekspie
>>142771474>below 4 teams under .500Fucking pathetic
>>142771515And don't forget, there's a Japanese slugger who decided to come to America to attend Vanderbilt instead of playing in the NPB, so he will be part of the MLB Draft.
yesavage listed at 225 so closer to 245, with a spring training with manoah and the fatjays he'll be breaching 300 soon
>>142771377GAWD I need to see this azz!
I truly can’t stand this meta posting autism. Fuck the cubs and fuck the mets and fuck all of your fringe insular memes
Orioles!
>>142771904Cubs won that game
>>142771786cluelessly parroting posts to make it look like you know about this place means you're actually just a faggot
>>142771904
>>142771979Yummy female azz.
I’d cry too if I had to play in Minnesota
>>142771979why is taking photos with a tablet?
>>142771515>>142771771How did Shota got in?
I hate the culture you guys have here, it doesn't match up with my personal preferences at all. You should know better. Shame on you!I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me.
>>142772125Posted by NPB like Ohtani and Yamamoto.
>>142772125he wasn't drafted. he was a free agent
Jokes aside Culpepper is a hell of a player, Howie Kendrick comp
Cubs own ya stankin azz
>>142772108Her petite frame makes the phone look larger than it is.
My life is at a point where my self-esteem gets a boost from going to a place where I'm not liked and being an irritant. Ain't life grand?
they're trying to push black people in baseball so hard
>>142772125Angels paid his nip team to sign him. He chose to sign with the Angels because they're on the West Coast and they were willing to develop him as a two way player. Most front offices didn't think he could pull it off.
>>142771377why would you ask for such a thing?
>looked at Konnor instagram>he has a qtpie perfect body gf with red cheeksfuck my life, this shit is so unfair why can't i be a first round pick mlb player? God doesn't exist, and even if he does fuck him, he will have to beg for my forgiveness
fuck. gloryholes gonna win a million chips with VANCE HONEYCUTT as their elite CF
>Drafted HoneycuttThe one fucking guy I didn’t want them to pick
>>142772354Garlic slizz is back on the menu, boys!!!
please Doyers hit a home run
>>142772354>>142772473You all know these azn queens all smell like garlic, onions, and fermented cabbage right? You can't scrub that foulness off...
>>142766862yes :)
Ah, I suppose you'd have to have smelled a woman first...... my bad my bad pheww guys sorry. My bad
"Know your audience", but I don't know anything about cartoons or gay sex. Fuck
>>142772620Uhm i smell myself everyday omega lul!
>>142772759>>142771979Why are the phones different?
>>142772541I just got back from Japan, and this is not true most of the time. My sweat smells way worse than theirs too. Here's some delicious curry.
Who was KWAB of the first half (KWABotfh)?
so every prospect is either a long-haired twink babyface white boy or some mixed race black-adjacent taken for his "athleticism"?
>>142772824>khukwabotfh
I worked at a place with a lot of Koreans, a place with poor air circulation, and the smell was very distinct and oppressive.
>>142771997uh oh cusboid seething
>>142772824Still Bauer
Brecht won’t be there at 32 will he
everyone I don’t like is cusbpie
I thought Condon was the beast in the class with unlimited power potential why didn't he go 1?
>>142772905calling a spade a spade doesn't make me a cubs fan. take a good look at yourself retard.
>Caminiti demoted to #24.
>>142772991guardians despite being WS contenders are still a poverty team they're trying to save on bonuses the aussie will take less because he can't do the conversion from dollarydoos.
>>142772827Zoomers are a generation of twinks. Microplastics, smoking vapes instead of cigarettes and women pissing huge amounts of estrogen into the water supply from their birth control is responsible for this. When I watched the NHL draft a couple weeks ago it was even worse.
>>142772433>>142772464>VANCE HONEYCUTTWhy does he like to his war paint like mascara that's run with watering eyes?>>142772759Cute pic>>142772817East azn girls do smell kinda funky. Their sweat smells sweet but in a way that's kinda sickly rather than musky.
>>142773055kek scrusb
>>142773189you need to be 18 to post here
Gawd I bet that slizzy smells like old stir fry
My best friend is half Korean (he showed me this website)And he literally doesn’t have to wear deodorant I think some Asian ppl have a gene where they don’t smell when they sweat. I smell like garlic and onions kek
>kashwtf is wrong with wypipo?
>>142773387if you eat a ton of garlic, it doesn't matter what you are. that shit comes out of the pores and hums.
Yankees on the clock.
>>142773589I do not watch college baseball because my alma mater does not have a team. Who ever we pick will helps us win 29. 28 SOON.
>>142773594No east asians definitely smell less, but the smell they have is actually more offensive to me. I prefer the muskyness of euros to the sickly sticky sweet smell some chinese have.
>>142773576I know kek I’m a cubs fan if that matters
>>142773387My Vietnamese ex only had a very faint sweat smell after a long, active day on her feet. Not BO, just a hint of sweat. Even after a weekend camping without bathing she still barely smelled.
>>142773767Well, it's Ben Hess.
Kash Mayfield.. Kash money. Love it! Also a lefty! So close for Caminiti lol then again Kash is always king.
Did >my Twins make a mistake taking Daunte's kid at 21?
>me waking up for work while (you) spent your afternoon and evening shitting on the best team in baseballGood evening bros how’s my metsies draft going?
>>142773941factory work?
HAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE JANKEES PICKED SOME SHITTY PITCHER KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
>>142773941we took a power hitting college lefty RFer fits well in the timeline for the rest of our 'spects.
>>142773904Coom status?
>>142771645Based.
>>142773981street-walker obvs
>>142773986Remember when that shitty pitcher had won a Cy Young.
Cubs won that game
is nori japanese?
>Ben HessOkay.>The Hess Truck’s back and it’s better than ever>For Christmas this year, the Hess Truck’s here!
Astros mentioned?Time to boo.
>>142772965And I will hate fuck her
>>142773981Yes>>142774005Very nice. I knew I felt our power level increase during my slumber.
>>142774126Korean actually
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>142773895>>142773986We've had strings of shit pitchers before and post dynasty so I do not mind it.
>>142774074she takes nut on her face
BOOOOOOOOOO
>>142774229so do (You)
>>142774056Always
>>142774074Oh I'm talking about partners, not strangers. It's very different. Sharing a bed with east azn sweat is sickly sweet nauseating in the way a musky euro isn't.
>some black girlnobody cares fuck off
manfred knew, lmao
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>142774229yeah, it's amazing. her latest 8k vr releases are good too.
they're booing her because she's black and female not because astros are cheaters
>getting gentleman swept by the analsKWAB
>>142774299You care for responding.
>plays for sam houston>picked by houstonbravo manfred
>>142774313is this from bizaro /sp/?
>consistent arm strokesame
>>142774299Chad cubbies positioning themselves between the cute black astros fans so they can chirpse them post draft...
>>142774294I only sleep with East Asian women.
>>142774294kek. I was with a black girl for a while. nauseating isn't the word I'd use to describe those particular smells though certainly different.
>>142774444you sleep alone
>>142774461vomit inducing?
official taste and smell of women tier list1. all latinas2. fit and healthy white women who eat right3. athletic black women....9001. all asian women9000001. fat white women90000000000001. fat black wome900000000000000000001 i guess never tried: indian women
>>142774487Poojeets don't have the same genes or potty training or bathing routines as East Asians
>>142774487I work at a univerisity, and I've experienced computer science classes before. It's wretched.>>142774512You don't know anything about me.
>>142774538every partner has their own particular smell. if it was actually that off putting no one would get laid.
>The fat kid awkwardly hugging his mom from behindKek
It's time for the pick of the home team and the defending World Series Champions!
>>142774487If she's cute it's intoxicating. Still have memories of parties from college. You wouldn't understand.
>>142774706go cubs!
>tfw you will never fuck a Texas cowgirl
>>142774380>not booing the asstros
Malcolm Moore, Catcher from Stanford, to the Rangers.
>bat first catcheryikes
>>142774263Tewi ToT
>>142774776I have a close Pajeet friend whose sister is a divorcee doctor who looks better than that. If I ever get the chance, I'm going to try like hell to woo her my way.
>>142774916Yeah yellow fever fags are totally high test
>>142774660I know all I need to, now go jerk off to anime
>>142774916every non-asian man that gets with an asian is extremely low test lmao
>>142774660>>142774916>>142774973>>142775017https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
>>142774916most yellow fever fags are social misfits with smol peens. it has nothing to do with being high t.
>>142774844>altuve lives rent free in his mind 24/7gonna try to sniper him too?
>>142775168
Which famous men, including baseball players, have yellow skin?
>>142774916Cubspie mogs
yellowfeverfag btfo by based jannie
>>142775243homer simpson
>>142768981Half of them are lesbians, i'd imagine they're pretty happy to be keeping eachother company
>>142775243Sneed
>>142775133We won the season series, pooston hurricane, fuck a*tuve, and 27.
>>142775337Kwab
>Mets maintain their lead on Poodres>Lose a step to gayves in the processStill on a high note going into the ASB and that's all that matters.
check the standings. notice something?
>>142775756The cubs suck?
>>142775747pepe fren :3
>ESPN only showing the first 30 picksLame
>>142775389are you referencing a natural disaster as some kind of pwn?
This sucks
>>142775747Ill smoke to that Mets bro
>she doesn't have MLB Networkgrim
>>142775389>winning the season series is like winning the world seriesholy cope
>>142775858>>142775905the mlb.com livestream is literally free on their front page
>>142775899hell yea cheef em brother
>>142775975Yankees fans don’t remember what winning the World Series is like Anon. Have some pity for them.
>>142776031What’s the MLB.com front page
>>142776103type mlb.com into a web browser and it literally just starts playing the draft
close the window I'm feeling a draft
a paesan coming to queens
>no real baseball for an entire week (4 days)
Why is there no baseball tomorrow?
top kek based anglels
>muh rotations
>Bryce CunninghamOkay
>they only draft pitchers>dipshito
>>142777258Manfred suspended the season amid allegations of baseball fans dressing as maids.
>>142777194>mest
>>142766805My pirates (:
>>142779248not my favorite of the early 2000s pop punk bands, but not bad either tbdesu. they released a single this year, who knew?? thanks anon!
Love a feminine, female azz
Baybaul
>>142780133>mogs youhttps://youtu.be/leHeRWA9Fjc?si=-VOJ_osGoKcOAb1o
>>142780226Example?
Which player would you like to see coming to queens?
Which players are queens?
>>142780306>Drive-thru recordsvery based anonhttps://youtu.be/UjIab_AR7vc?si=iEUbM4gqG-Wx3YBW
Show me the Recker
Let's all respect the men coming to queens.
Chadres collecting huge stud pitchers. They call Boston Bateman Sasquatch. Pretty stud af.
>>142781689that's a fun nickname
the divegrass spam is gettin pretty old brehs
>>142781689>They call Boston Bateman Sasquatchsend him home where he belongs then
>>142780757>Rx BanditsDidn’t realize I was sharing /mlb/ with such legends
>>142781864>there are 3 threads on the first page about Messi's swollen feetwtf
>>142781977We need 3 about Recker's swollen ass.
>>142781864>>142781977I don’t get the appeal personally but fifa is pretty fun.
>>142781977You have to understand that 80% of the world has only one sport. It's hard for Americans to relate to
>>142781947one of my all-time favorite bands, ATBB is an absolute masterpiece. still blows me away they recorded it live in studio as a full band. https://youtu.be/fqy9WBpMofk?si=IvofPM0rS5TnZHnr
>>142782108i tried to play FIFA , there were way too many mechanics for my retarded ass to remember.
>>142782486Gaysconsin kek!
>>142782473>me trying to remember how to run the bases in the showyea I played fifa for a bit with friends a few years back got addicted to UT for a few seasons which was fun. haven't played in years now though.
>>142782486kek
Gaysconsin kek!!!
>gaysconsin lmao
>>faggotconsin zozzle
kek lol oh no
>>142782257Kek
>>142784416>seemlessly
>white sox drafted a boner
>>142784507also "transcend" when he obviously meant transition lol
...
>>142784699kek. didn't notice. the meme is funny after all.
Ya gotta gaysconsin kek
kek gaysconsin!!!!
>white suxWhy did they draft a pitcher?
Wow. This Wisconphobia is a real blemish on the genny. I am not okay or complicit with the things being said. These are our brewbros for cripe's sake!
Jomboy confirmed winning Captain's League.
KEK GAYSCONZIN KEK WHEEZE OH NOOOOOO
>>142785379Stomp on gaysconsin!
kek Gaysconsin KEK!!!!
GAY WISCONSIN!!! OH NO!!!
>>142785896kek lol oh no
>>142784416Scandis and Eastern Yuros play hokkei
Hold the line from the south americansWe did good against the yuros today but the war is not over yet
let dem truckers roll
team tomodachi was spotted for 2.3 seconds before disappearing from radar
>>142786049>mesto kek
>>142786027long way to goshort time to get there
>>142786179>man in blouse w. nentendyyuk
I think we will turn it around after the ASB.
>>142786241throw a >mest out there for the truckers!
>>142786241give us a mest for the ole boys out west
is this the best baseball scene in movie history?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFIzTzRuSL8
>>142786241patiently waiting on that >mest...
/nu/>>142786431>>142786431>>142786431/nu/
Hard struck by the gay memories of yore, fellows. Remembering my youth in Wisconsin. They used to call me buttfucker. "Buttfucker's here", they'd say, acknowledging me. They treat ya like one of their own up there.
