The 2024 Shanghai Masters are underway!>Tournament schedule:https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?event=1847>Hompage:https://markselby.one/
Perhaps not the greatest of ideas to make this thread so early after the Copa America has finished.
Zhang "Mighty Mouse" Anda already crashed out against the even mightier Zhou "Joe" Jinhao.Mark "G" Williams playing against a YCP who's literally called Wang (haha)
>https://cricfree.live/live/eurosports-1Stream.I guess the Michael White redemption arc is now on hold.
>>142786827Alri, here we are then. Bo11 in the opening round feels pretty “back” to me.
Alri, TV provider has just decided to take off all the Eurosport channels from my package and increased the price simultaneously which is a great way to start this prestigious tournament.
>>142789554The pendulum has gone too far this time.
>>142788600>>142788742>>142789554Thanks for the bumps. Had to drive to work and then things have been busy.>jester_hk_2.webmProper /kino/I haven't mentioned it yet but it's obviously /sp/-related (due to anime and sumo): I'll be travelling to Japan in two weeks (for three whole weeks).
>>142790426Some may say it's never been more over than now>>142790929>I'll be travelling to Japan in two weeks (for three whole weeks)Very based, any specific plans for when you're there?
>>142790929>I'll be travelling to Japan in two weeks (for three whole weeks).Wow, 楽しんで!Please say "hi" to are Miina. I hope it's not obscenely hot by the time you get there (haven't heard them moaning about Nagoya just yet these first couple of days).
Alri, we're back again huhGWAN BLORKY>>142786827>it's an Austriaboy threadBased and counfy pilled>>142788742There's are Jester <3Look at that damn smile, I can't believe he had us worry that he'd retire>>142789554That's not counfy or based at all>>142790929>I'll be travelling to Japan in two weeks (for three whole weeks)Neat! M-Maybe you'll bump into Hako haha...
Bonjour fellow snooker enthusiasts. We are finally BACK>>142787726lel
>>142791764I'll be visiting Tokyo, Kyoto, and Osaka. No real plans so far except the classic tourist spots, sumo district, possible attend a NJPW show, and, of course, eat lots of food (unironically been doing most of my research of what I want to visit on places to eat).>>142791833>楽しんでArigato~ I'll try my best to meet Miina (and the sumo lads)>I hope it's not obscenely hot by the time you get thereOne of my biggest fears. I already hate the heat here in my little town. Concrete city heat is on another level of horrible.>>142792710Here we are then!>Neat! M-Maybe you'll bump into Hako haha...If I do I'll do my best to get an autograph for a certain Polish anon.
The Hawkins-Lyu ref is kind of hot.
>>142793312I meant Higgins.
it's Nppppn's birthday
Anime.This is me when snooker is back, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
GWAN LYUQUAFF RIGGSSORRY BARRYGWAN ZHOUHAPPY BIRTHDAY NOPPO>https://www.twitch.tv/snookerlivestreams>https://www.twitch.tv/aini786snooker>https://www.twitch.tv/dron_146_2All for Riggy. As you can see, we're so back that even Aini is streaming again.
>>142793312If you say so m8>>142794011>SORRY BARRYPoor Bazza is getting BTFO, Zhou with three centuries in a row
>>142794260Unfortunately for my boy Zhou, the Bazzback is on. He would never blork such a chance.
Smug Lyu not so smug anymore>>142794260>china ref.pngCute panda>>142793518Happy birthday to Noppo>>142794011>As you can see, we're so back that even Aini is streaming again.But where is Ania?!
>141Nice, seems there's a lot of centuries in this match.>>142794689>But where is Ania?!Preparing for the WC.
tfw got that new Snooker season feeling
>>142794928They laughed at him, because he spoke the truth.
>bo3
always rated michael white tbf
BLORK HIM, BARRY>>142792838Sounds sick, hope you have a great time there!>>142794928Lel
There's weird new German commentators, since Rolf Kalb retired. Not a fan of change. Also:>Blorkins
Blorkbros...
>>142796281
>>142794260>chinese pellewthey've gone too far this timethe copying needs to stop
Zhou winning Shanghai Masters as his first ranking win (before Jack Lisowski) would be top kino.>>142796917Every country deserves its own Pellew.
>>142797199This is actually the one event I wouldn't mind Jegg winning (for the memes (and he's not even in the event)).>Janusz Pellewski.
>>142794705>Preparing for the WC.Ah yes, the Tina special>>142795981Thanks, fäm. I'll try to make a cheeky post with a Japan flag.>>142796281Ah yes, the Hawkins special (yeah, he doesn't do well)
>>142797678>Thanks, fäm. I'll try to make a cheeky post with a Japan flag.But how on earth will we know it's (You)?!
>>142797199>Zhou winning Shanghai MastersSorry friend, but he's got the reigning World Champion in the next round.It was over before it even began.
>>142798008>I once again forgot that Koiren is the world championAn unlimited source of giggles
>>142798100When you recall who he had to face in the final your sides may never fully recover.
>>142798182When you recall who he superseded as champion your sides may never fully recover.
>>142798210>year_of_ding.jpg
>>142797714It'll be a true mystery!>you now remember that Anon posting with a Japanese flag during the World Champs>>142794928>it's d-dings year.pngTop lel>>142798100>>142798182>>142798210I'm sorry but I don't remember any of this>>142799005Kek
superseeding Tina (if you know what I mean... )
>>142799585>if you know what I mean... Oh yes (haha)t. expert
>>142799585formerly desi
TUESDAY - Shanghai Masters>Round 1 (bo11)>2:30Jak Jones v Jin Cao (a)Gary Wilson v Pang Junxu>Round 2 (bo11)>7:00Luca Brecel v Si JiahuiRonnie O'Sullivan v Jinhao Zhou (a)>12:30Ding Junhui v Ali CarterJudd Trump v Mark Williams
>>142800896>both the good matches on at the same timeNever change, WST.
>>142800405There was a woman in the pub where I watched the Euro 2024 final last night who was completely identical to Desi. She was shorter and fatter and much more English-voiced so it can't have been her, but she had Desi's face and Desi's hair.
>>142801209At least they're at a sensible hour.
>>142801209>>142801671you mean the 2:30 matches, right??
>>142800896some very uncomfy names there>>142801263daisy boswell from slough
>>142800896>Jak Jones v Jin Cao (a)>2:30amThis is real granite hours.
>>142803204
It's a new snooker season. I've nothing more to add I'm just excited.
>https://www.twitch.tv/snookerlivestreamsHere we go.GWAN GARYGWAN PANGGWAN CAO (NOT THAT ONE)
>bo7
Woodland elf magick is failing.
Colliercollies, what's our response?
>>142808020Should take a cueball in a sock instead of a baseball bat then he can say he needs it for work if asked
gnelf bros
>>142808272Chat shit get Panged
>>142794928Hell, I'd rather it be Ding than Koiren fucking Wilson.
rpmmie's faggy fist bumps are ridiculous
Shades of Robbo with the long potting from the YCP.
shaggable ref tbf
>>142809128If you like Asians, sure. She's not the worst looking one I've ever seen. That YCP has potential. He has talent but is raw. Well above average long potting ability but his cue ball control is shit.
>>142809151all he needs is a good coach and to improve his patience
new season same as old season
>J-ACK! Jones
>>142808020Well that escalated quickly
>>142800896>>142808272>>142808281Gnelfgonkers...>>142808020>>142809892Fucking hell>>142809213He's still young (and round)...he just needs time>>142803204One of the best moments from the World Champs
>>142809892what on earth did he mean by this?
>>142808020>Proud, immigrant owner abused mefucking lel. I love snooker.
>>142808020>>142809892
>tfw ywn be a proud, immigrant owner
>first Michael White and now Paul Colliewhy are the Welsh so violent?
>>142810766They have animal DNA
Theppy and Baipat having a chathttps://x.com/WeAreWST/status/1812797758551527700
Jepp v Willo>https://www.twitch.tv/snookerlivestreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZMs2orSLnAam i weird if i watch this every time i get some good news?
GWAN DINGOGWAN WILLO>>142808020>>142809892I stepped out only for 10 hours (to take a piss) and this is what I see after coming back. Explain yourselves, /147/.>>142812357Let me guess, last time you watched it was 7 years ago, when it was posted.
>Willo
>mfw checking who Ding has in the next round
>>142813828You mean, in the Xi'an Grand Prix qualifiers?
Never in doubt, Dingbats
DINGDINGDINGDING!
>all those ding ultras making noisescary stuff
>>142814501bottle-job Rpmmie won't be able to handle the atmosphere on Thursday, surely the knowledgeable Shanghai crowd will be gwanning Ding relentlessly.
Nice to come home and see that The Dinger prevailed, but, to continue the /147/ pattern of "no good thing can last", I must say I'm worried every time I see an upcoming Selby match because of the haunting thought that it might be his last
>>142814501It's easy to be a fan of Ding when you KNOW that it's his year, like right now. WE had to believe, without knowing for sure.>>142814885There has to a we're back before an it's over, like there can be no shadow without light.
>>142814942>There has to a we're back before an it's over, like there can be no shadow without lightTrue, unless 2021 was the last time we were truly back and it's now over forever
would you hang out with Willo if it meant hanging out with Judd too?
>>142815312I'd support my local by buying a round of Carlings, and watch as Jodd is too polite to refuse it in spite of the fact that he despises beer.
>>142815312For as much as I may dislike him, I reckon Judd wouldn't actually be a horrible person to hang out with, have a feeling his deano personality could be endearing in a weird way
>>142815312exceptionally bad week for us cymrubros
t
>>142816002-ina
>>142814602he's men'al midget, of course he'll lose>>142814942>it's his yearearly days...>>142815312>xxxtwhat did he mean by this? this isn't the traditional willospeak
>>142814416>>142814432Absolutely blessed to see>>142814885>every time I see an upcoming Selby match because of the haunting thought that it might be his lastDon't even say something like that!>>142815312Yes, imagine relentlessy bantering Blumpf with Willo.>>142816331>tfw ywnftitb
Any news on the rumour Morph is replacing Lineker as the Walkers man?
>>142818482
>schedule not postedNo snooker tomorrow, close the thread, it's over.
>>142820484https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyXOikCnL28
WEDNESDAY - Shanghai Masters Round 2>7:00Mark Selby v Cao Jin (a)Mark Allen v Pang Junxu>12:30Kyren Wilson v Zhou YuelongShaun Murphy v John Higginsearly morning frens win again >>142820484I'm on Shanghai time, please understand
>>142820626Looking forward to trying to stay awake for 2AM zestiness.
>>142820582Comfy as always.>>142820626Ah, it's Round 2 already. That's why the first session starts so late.GWAN THE JESTER, PANG, ZHOU AND UHHHHHH RIGGY I GUESSAnd speaking of snooker, I've finally finished Disco Elysium. It should really be added to the canon.
>>142819658Ben kills me errytime>>142822186>>142824354>>142825456Thank you based late night bumpers>>142827184Based early morning crew>>142820626GWAN Selbinho~
gwan mark
gonna get a few beers for the selby match
I am here for the zest.
>>142828489>drinking at 8amBased Norwaybro
>>142828502just came home from work, feels like the evening for me! these asian tournaments are a blessing with these early matches
Jester on table 2. Very disrespectful.
>>142828622Very, very disrespectful.
CAM ON SELBY>>142828545I know what you mean. The China tournaments were always good to me back when I used to work night shifts. Enjoy the beer(s)
Allen vs Pang: >https://kick.com/snookerlive>https://cricfree.live/live/eurosports-2Selby vs Cao>https://www.twitch.tv/snookerlivestreams
The scoreboards for this tournament are very 2000s
>>142828725Right? Retro.
>>142828725Stephen Lee appearance when?
Caos cue action is mad. I like it
gwan selbz
GWAN SELBY
warra break that was then
Is this considered a looksmatch in China?
Great frame pinch from Selby. Well done.
>>142829165i would get honeypotted so fastwhy does the slightly open mouth make her more attractive to me, am i attracted to retarded women?
MARK SELBY, ONE
>>142829340mark selby, onemark selby, onetell the worldmark selby... one.
>MarkNice.>MorkWhat the fuck, man?
>made a >waiting post at 2 am>Fell asleep waiting for the 60 second timer to go downlel
>>142829629You love to see it>>142829165Me on the left
>>142830677>Me on the left
>>142830377shppt put /147/-edition
>>142831206>>142831293
Riggy v Fat>https://www.twitch.tv/snookerlivestreamsKyren v Zhou>https://kick.com/snookerlive
For me, it's the Wizard of Wishaw.
>reigning world champion>still on table 2
>>142831737chinese hate indians
for me? it's Peggy
>>142831293
>>142831206;^)>>142831671Thank you very muchGWAN RIGINHO>>142831703Based and Higgybearpilled>>142831737Ah yes, the Kyren Wilson special
Worrierbros...
>missed the selby matchdang it, at least he wonGWAN HIGGY BEAR
The oracle has spoken to me, and it tells me that Morph will win a triple crown event this year.
>wake up>
>The Kingdom of the Reigning World ChampionCan it really be time for my boy Joe the Long to shine?>>142830377>>142831293Kek.>>142832875No, no, you don't get it. Not at least. He won because we missed it.>>142832897The the oracle to kindly fuck off.
>you see, when he put the cue ball behind the yellow, or a "lemon", that's what we sometimes call "zesting"
>>142833273>He won because we missed it.looks like I'm going to have to miss some more matches then
>>142833325Told you anime was /sp/ related. That's Detective Conan, by the way.>>142833341I'm staring without blinking at Shorn v Riggy myself.
>>142833273>The the oracle to kindly fuck off.Really makes you think>>142832822inb4 another Luca Breclel
>>142833468I was shaking too much while writing. Then tell the.
>>142833273>>142833502Selbium abuse claims another victim. Sad!
The Home of Snooker
>>142833736WTF I love Murphy now!?
>>142833736Corrr I never realised S. Murphy was so hot and sexy before haha
>Kylel LolsonI'd really 0-6 be him right now.
>>142833736he's lost a lot of weight!
>>142833736>>142833841>murphy_arse.webm(haha)>>142833502It's all starting to make sense>>142833877>Here's your World Champion, bro>>142833991Lemon diet is super effective
tfw no Indiaanon
Rare footage of Shaun playing with children.
>>142834256>>murphy_arse.webmdelet!>>142831832peggers>>142834407lol
Shorn in, sadly. But now...D E C I D E RGWAN PANG
>AllelAnd my other boy Pang is also IN.
>>142834407
If a match doesn't finish before the next session starts both players should be disqualified.
THURSDAY - Shanghai Masters Quarterfinals>07:00Mark Selby v Pang JunxuShaun Murphy v Zhou Yuelong>12:30Rpmmie v Ding JunhuiJudd Trump v Si JiahuiEngland v China all day
>>142836632>Mark Selby v Pang JunxuEarly morning zest is preferable to rest
>>142834261I'm guessing he's still making offering to his God>>142834407Top top lel>>142836632CAM ON CHINA (except for Pang)
>>142833325>>142833374>HaibarachadSnooker really is the sport for intellectuals.
>>142838229>CAM ON CHINA (except for Pang)This, and with the same amount of irony (0%).>>142839223I've never even tried watching it. I'm too scared of the number of episodes.
the Shanghai Masters does not align with my carefully regimented sleep schedule (3am to 10am). Sort it out China.
>>142842224>(3am to 10am)Snooker Gods, I wish that were me.
>>142839610>This, and with the same amount of irony (0%).Basadus>>142839211>tfw no domTina>>142841209Need a wide angle lens for this>>142842224>my carefully regimented sleep schedule (3am to 10am)How can one man be so based?
Go on Mark Selby.
>Wake up>Open Window>It breaks and doesn't open but all the noise from outside is clear as dayPerfect start. This zesting better be good
>That pinkSelby........please don't be finished
Proper zest going on right now.
>>142845398>that long redWe have never been more back
>>142845935Selby is more /ourguy/ than anyone in history.
Peggy looking dominant
>>142845958Good to see you back around here, Ameribro.
>>142846125I'm glad the snooker is back! I sent away for a printed copy of the official snooker rule book which is amusing because apparently the WPBSA is stuck in the 20th Century. The only options were ordering by e-mail (no way am I sending my debit card information through anything as insecure as e-mail) or by post. I figured post was marginally better.In any event, it has not yet arrived.
century selby that's what i call him
>>142846210
That's why they call him the Jester from Leicester!
>rpdmey v dingsad>si v boysaddest
>>142846229Maybe it's Ding's year.
Could we finally see the forbidden match? Selby vs the Boy in a long format game?
>>142846169>In any event, it has not yet arrived. BarryHearnLaughing.png
>>142846263It's forbidden for a reason. You WILL get your Rpmmie v Morph final and you WILL enjoy it.
It seems like rpmmie has improved his side pocket potting.
come on ronald
Ding Junhui, 1 hits really differently than Mark Selby, 1
settled
My Jester!Shame about Shorn neverthoughless.GWAN DINGGWAN SI
its ogre
>dong'd
Oh the semis are best of 19 thats cool. Final is the rarely seen best of 21
So, today we were allowed to have one good thing.
Trump survives cowardly zoomer attack
umm.. chinabros...
>>142848787>>142848891C'est la snooker.
>>142848787Odds on this season being another JWL hellscape?
>>142848977You can either have a Juddwinslol season or a random jobbers win a tournament then are never seen again season. Pick your poison.
>>142848891IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME
>>142849176>random jobbers win a tournament then are never seen again seasonSounds blessed
Anybody care for a glass?
>>142849731w-what does it taste like?
>>142849412kek>>142849731>all those people who said ding hasn't got the bottlewhere are they now?
>>142850104>w-what does it taste like?Like bitter disappointment......>>142850138 lel
>>142850104Tears of disbelievers.>>142850138Heh.
>missed all the snooker todayAt least Selbinho won>>142849731Absolutely kino>>142850104>>142850138>>142850631Kek
Shanghai Masters SemifinalsFRIDAY>07:00 & 12:30 (bo19)Mark Selby v Shaun MurphySATURDAY>07:00 & 12:30 (bo19)Rpmmie O'Sullivan v Judith Trump
>>142853698GWAN Selby (who's playing against himself?!)GWAN JUDITH (unironically)
>>142801743>daisy boswellJessie Busheylove.>>142816363>>xxxt>what did he mean by this? this isn't the traditional willospeakHe means ***t. Presumably c**t, but possibly t**t.
>>142854201>2024>Twitter
>>142850104I wouldn't try, there's a huge choking hazard
>>142854335>he doesn't refresh x.com/markwil147 on an hourly basis in hopes of more of Willo's cerebral musingsshiggy>>142854577lel
I don't know why I made this, I thought it would be cool but it doesn't look like him and I could've used my time to draw a cute girl instead.I really need to practice snooker portraits more I guess.
>>142854201>>142854335the duality of austriaboy>>142854801it's jester!
>>142854801>>142856108That's right! The Jester from Leicester, Tom Ford! Only messing. It looks good. But if you did want to draw a cute girl, Desi, Tina, and Ania are right there...
>>142854801always felt that the only thing that /147/ was missing was a talented artist (coffee-art notwithstanding)
>>142857536Yeah, we never had a resident drawfren
Please, Snooker Gods, I will never ask for anything again this week. Just this one thing. Let the man in this picture >>142854801 win (please, be Selby).
>>142854577D-Delete this>>142854714Okay, fair point.>>142854801>>142856108inb4 it's Kyren Wilson
GWAN ZESTER
>https://cricfree.live/live/eurosports-2We're back
>>142859908>Selby and Chinese Panda refereeExcellent (although I will miss probably all of it due to work soon)>>142859642I second this
>back to stealing my housemates various syrups and honies for my toaster wafflesTime is a flat circle>>142854801The darkness in his eyes fills me with dread
ZESTY
Eurosport is struggling mightily.
>>142860772The cricfree stream is always really choppy for me, the twitch ones are much smoother.
7 REDS 7 BLACKS
>>142861031YOU JINXED IT DAMN YOU
6-3 in the first session.
Shaun "Butlins magician" Murphy
If I know Markus Titus Selbius like I think I know I do, he'll want to start winning frames again, or at least stop Shaun Murphy from winning frames by applying some high quality zesty gambits
>It's crashing
>>142863619I dumped at 6-2
gwan markstop the rot
This ref looks like a Chinese Hitchcock
I literally ran all the way.GWAN THE JESTER
>do nothing>Mark Selby, 4Kino.
>Smurphy
>>142865413THIS, but with a little bit of>Lelby
>>142865448>>142865492Yep, all according to plan.
>>142865540This plan is SHITE
I put 20 euros on Murphy when he was several frames down.
Z'est finit
>The Magician doing wellYou love to see it. GWAN MURPHY!
fuck blorphy
Lemonfriends, I still feel optimistic
>>142865820Any minute now.
>>142866050
>
>a weekend with Shorn, Rpmmie and JubbComically bad. Are Gods dead or do they just hate us?
>New season>Same depressionIT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS
why can't we have nice things for a change?
On the bright side now we can all support Judd :)
>>142866687
It's too fucking warm...
>>142856108>>142856582>>142857536>>142858558>>142859515It's the zester.Maybe I'll do a tina or bing'em next.
>>142868440>Maybe I'll do a tinawonderful idea
>>142868915I'm practicing portraits at the moment so if you have any good shots of her face with good light/shadows I can work with that.
>>142868956I have JUST the thing, travelling artist fren
>miss all of the snooker (not even that mad about it considering the results)>finally home after working overtime due to the Crowdstrike shit and other shit
>>142870528Sounds like you need a post-work beer
>>142870849Good idea. And perhaps some Anialysis to soothe the nerves.
>>142871862Reminds me that I invented this word: ラナ析 (らなせき - ranaseki). It means lanalysis. But アニア析 (あにあせき - aniaseki) works too.
>>142871981Thank you, Polefren. Very cool! I'll be sure to use it lots in Japan (will report back to see where it lead me)
How the fuck did Shorn come back and beat Selby? Damn. DAMN.
>>142873052they don't call him the magician for nothing
Here for the inevitable collapse by The Boy in the face of rpmmie.
I guess it's time for snooker... or something...>>142872442Tell them they're welcome to use the new words and that I'll come as soon as I master Japanese, so in about two more weeks.
>>142876841PRESTIGIOUS Champions League
>>142876981>NotMyChampion
The future is now.
>>142877078Only possible in China.
The Boy is taking down the evil hairy man.
>>142877786In style
>Jebb v Shorn final>Rodney v Shorn final
I hope the afternoon session starts with Ronnie winning one frame.If I can at least post that I'd 8-2 be him, then that will be one good thing to say about this weekend.
>>142878194And the owner, when Shorn enters.
>>142877078I had a try at making something like this just based on stream images a few months back, but kinda gave up on it because I never quite found the right model to deal with lens distortions. Obviously it could never be as accurate as the proper setup they have, but I still kind of want to get back to it.Does anyone here know where to find the exact specifications of a professional snooker table? Everything I found was pretty vague. I'd especially want the size of the whole outer "green area" including the rails, as that's what I'm using for calibration.Maybe a 3D model ripped from Snooker 19 would be the easiest solution, assuming that's accurate.
>>142878257
Morning chaps, how are we? Very well I hope as the chavy monkey man is getting absolutely BTFO'd (Boy'd the fuck out)
>>142878303This is exactly what I meant by vague.For example, "the playing area within the cushion faces" doesn't even tell me whether we measure at the top or the bottom of the cushion. Probably bottom? I guess both could still be within the 13mm tolerance but it's all not very helpful.It doesn't even specify the height of a cushion.
>>142878428It'll be the top, the cushion faces are the bits the ball bounce off.
weighting for snooker.
>>142876707Apologize>>142878632Business idea: weight classes in snookerI think the heavyweight division would be mostly British players (and Luca) and the hungry skeleton division would just be YCPs
F
>Ray Reardon, legend of snooker, has died at the age of 91.;_;
>8-1How?
>>142880127>>142880149Van Helsing finally got his man
GWAN RONNEH
>>142880149You mean, they finally realized, 150 years later. I'm sure we'll see him in the Seniors again, one year.
>>142880149Goodbye Dracula, one of the most underrated players of all time and would have been a /147/ lad had he been 40 years younger. Here is he beating Alex Higgins in the 1976 final.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zc3zFHjlYA
>>142880149What a weekend
>>142880186>Van Helsing finally got his man>>142880250>But enough talk... Have at you!mournful kek
RIP Nosferatu
GWAN RONNIE
how can a professional miss that?
>>142880533FINISH HIM OFF HE'S A MUG
rpmmie is a bigger fraud than pighamprobably sells his matches too
>>142880550"you don't even have to make a mistake...if you keep leaving, leaving, leaving chances then people are saying 'wait a minute what's happening here' but against other players it's no problem."
>jubb
>>142880149FINISH HIM OFF DEATH HE'S A MUG
Nice bit of matchfixing there from rpmmie for his Chinese masters
>10-3oh no no no (oh yes yes yes)
>>142880149nooooo
>Weighting for snooker
>>142880996this, him and PIGham should be banned from playing
>>142880149
>>142881525>>142880149Noooo ;_; RIP in peace, Welsh legend.
>>142881146is there anything Bingham could do to earn your respect?
>>142881835lose weight and go through plastic surgery to thin out his fat fuck hog face
>>142881525Beautiful Germany
>>142881901kek
>>142881525Nice, but... l-let's not update it any more...
>>142882963>Shaun Murphy is now immortal
>>142883112>His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He cues in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite in his head. He never sleeps, the Morph. He is cueing, cueing. He says that he will never die.
>>142883112>>142883819
>>142883112That doesn't make sense, because we obviously wouldn't add someone like him anyway.>>142883819>His feet are lightStopped reading there.
tag urselfI'm Rory
>>142886302>YanBetter times...
>>142888142Liang, too...
>Reardon won his first World Championship in 1970, beating John Pulman 37-33 in the final>37-33never forget what they took from us
>>142889680>37-33 in the final/147/ was wild that night
>>142888348It was a different time...
Ania
We are gwanning the roof tomorrow, right?
>>142892285and the floorand the walls and the wew water bottlesand the baizebasically anything but the boy or the big fat blob
>>142892857you forgot Chinese Pellew
>>142866339You can add Ray Reardon to the angels now ;_;
>>142890793*pulls tail and ears*>>142892285>>142892857I will unironically GWAN the Juddernaut
MARK SELBY, ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH MEONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH MEONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH MEONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH MENOWLET THE ROOF HIT THE BAIZELET THE ROOF HIT THE BAIZELET THE ROOF HIT THE... BAAAIZE
>>142900299
Snooker gods mentioned
GWAN The Boy
>>142900634So they actually noticed that "Snooker gods are dead"?>>142900645Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.
the referee is cute
>Murphy
don't see how murphy expects to win this with only one frame
>>142901213Maybe he's been researching snooker on /147/ and thought just getting one was a good thing.
trump is just coasting his way to 210 grand
Lads, I just got back from the doctor’s after receiving some awful news. I only decided to go after waking up for the second morning in a row with the words “Go On The Boy” ringing in my head. I thought it was probably just due to stress and a lack of sleep, but the doctor was very clear that there’s a good chance that it could be untreatable. I’ve appointments for lots of tests and scans at the hospital next week. I’m lucky that there are a lot more treatments for Boyitis than there used to be, but I still wouldn’t wish this on anybody. So, a warning: go ahead and Go On The Boy, but just remember that you too could find yourself locked in a vicious cycle of gwanning unare boys against your own will.
>>142901247Top lel>go ahead and Go On The BoyA strange apparition...
>>142901247needs a "Go On The Boy? In your snooks? It's more likely than you think!"-edit
the current commentators are fine so no offense to them (in the very likely circumstance that they lurk /147/) but I really wish there was an option to turn off commentary and just hear the sounds of the balls colliding and the audience
I didn't get a chance to see the semi finals. Was O'Sullivan in a bad mood or Judd just that much better ?
>>142901295>https://www.twitch.tv/snookerlivestreamsThe twitch streams are usually no commentary. Personally I prefer commentary because then I can pretend Alan McManus is my friend.
GWAN SHORN
>>142901560If this is what the doctor prescribed you for this >>142901247 then euthanasia could be the more pleasant alternative.
>1 red 1 black
>>142901624No maximum attack...
Good session from the most entertaining player of his generation
>Shorn pointing the finger to the pocketKek, what a jokster!
>>142899709a toast!>>142901247>Boyitis lel
reminder this is The Boy's world, and we're all just passengers in it
>>142903332
>shornloseslmao
Jan Verhaas spotted
Trump won.
Its not too late to get on The Boy Bandwagon anons...
4 days until the first REAL event of the season.
here's your Boy, bro
>>142905802>trickerywhat did they mean by this?
>>142909167Chinese people are very antisemitic.
>>142905802Where's the hairline going?!
>>142910472>visualisation of Judd's thoughtsThere's a typo in one of them.
>Xi'an Grand Prix qualifiers (25-27th)>Wuhan Open qualifiers (28-30th)>Bri'ish Open qualifiers (31-3rd)>all in LeicesterWe're so frickin back
>>142913462>Xi'an>Wuhan>in LeicesterCurious.>>142913692We could have that pic but with Selby.
what to do while >waiting?
>>142905231>Kitchen for Everyone York
>>142913462Aww yisss>>142913692/kino/>>142915587Watch sumo!
>>142916091>Watch sumo!does Sumo have qts?
>>142917342Along with qts it does have tetas quatro (not Shaun Murphy)
>>142917439beautifulI will now watch your sport
>>142917497Thank you. May you be rewarded by countless of hours of Tina lapsits.
Sunny)))broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhwgJ9ZPbAM
>>142918346
>>142920452>he's making a list, and checking it twice...
>>142920452
>they're not watching the John Higgins vs Jimmy White CBSA China Tour Exhibition 2024 Full Match HD 60 FPShttps://www.twitch.tv/snookerlivestreams
>>142923572nice
>>142923572>free, unscheduled snookerWhat a way to start the week! Just how back can we be?
>>142923572>there was secret snooker>I missed it Ouch
you now remember Mark Selby
>>142923983>there was secret snookerThey tried to warn us about gatekeepers, but we didn't listen.
>>142924564Oh yes (haha)>>142918346You love to see it>>142920452You HATE to see it
I'm going to post it...
>>142929160N-no... Not... "that"...
>>142925690>They tried to warn us about gatekeepers, but we didn't listenI can't believe we had the one schizo on 4chan that was actually telling the truth, just our luck lel>>142929160Better be Tati's arse
Ray Reardon doc on telly right now
>>142929291Yes, *that*.I'm really going to do it...
>>142932252Nah, I bet you won't dare.
>>142929160>>142929291It's forbidden for a reason
tina!
can't wait to watch Selby represent GB at the Paris Olympic Ganes next week
>>142937042what sport is he doing?
>>142937663All of them.
>>142937866>you're now imagining Mark Selby doing artistic gymnastics, weightlifting and skateboarding
for me, it's Marco Fu in the Fencing
>>142937882>Now next on the synchronised diving: Shaun Murphy and Stephen Maguire
>>142937882>weightliftingWho's the most hench snooker player? Maybe big Kuldesh. I can't even think of any strongfat ones. They're all skinny weaklings or just fat. We won't win the /spee/ olympic gold in weightlifting with this showing.
>>142938029imagine the displacement
>>142938243Get Seethen in the weightroom and I reckon he becomes a tank, just gives off the vibes of that guy who turns up to the gym for the first time and can rep out 100kg+ on bench (plus, we already know he doesn't struggle with his protein intake)
representing Bulgaria in the Women's Artistic Gymnastics, it's Proletina Velichkova!!
>>142923539What room is that? I don’t think the Simpsons have ever been in that room of their house in any other scene.
>>142938243David Grace looks like he could be a hospital porter or mental health nurse. Not athletic, necessarily, but you can tell he moves heavy objects and people around with ease.
>>142938598That’s the legendary rumpus room which is located through the kitchen via the mystery hallway yet is also placed on second storey to see directly into the treehouse. There’s a lot of lore about the Simpsons house
>>142936940>>142938558Sometimes I do think about her flexibility (/sp/orts-related, of course)>>142937042>Paris OlympicI read that as "Paralympics" at first
>>142938528I think you're on to something
>>142941815I admire your commitment to /147/ lad. You've been posting here for donkey's years.
>>142940198REMINDER: A fed Seethan is a DEAD Seethen
>>142933795>>142934423/147/ is going to freak...
>>142943149SHE WAS JUST 15 YEARS OLD
>>142943149Very nice, Corfu '13?
>>142943149
>>142943149Crashing this thread with no survivors.
>>142944140In slightly more snooker-related news, Martin Gould appears to have also withdrawn from the Xi'an Grand Prix qualifiers and has been replaced by Boiko - it seems that data encryption is even more complex than we may have initially thought.
>Off for three days and no snooks>Back at work tomorrow>There's snooksI am a pawn to the powers that be
>>142947894can't fool the cops with subpar encryption
>>142949920
>World Snooker Tour have announced a brand new bonus for the upcoming season, with the first player to make 100 centuries set to be rewarded with a £100,000 prizegood thing it's ding's year
>>142950644What about the first player to make 147 maximums?
>>142951147
Magic Mink with yet more cute conjurations. Magician Morphy could never...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROWydi1fAVU
