it's coming home -ACK! edition
poor Zacharias bard and the other one†all same person
>>142788485England cricket team won more than their football team
>>142788585trip on danny butterman iykwim hahaiydkwim haha picrel iykwim haha
>>142788753queem QUEEM hahaaaAaaaAAAAAAAA x
>VPN/pol schizo spamming the whole boardgrim
>>142789509>ynr 2 days ago when i pitted 3 micks against each other and you all thought i was 3 different peopleand you think i'm schizoI am the man behind the curtain. The one pulling the strings. You are all dancing to my tune.
>>142789563can't remember but I only really point it out when you start going overboard otherwise I probably just play along these days tbqwynoticing your spam everywhere gets repetitive
>>142789866just having a bit of fun with the uefa and copa america innit lad
>>142788485ngl seeing as this is like the fourth time this 4ch gimmick has been done it really makes me think a lot of you cunts are redditors by day
>if you post board memes you are... le redditor!
>>142790010vasectomy. now.
>>142790069shan'tshall not racemixshall save my seed and meet a qt white tradwaifuproblem?
>>142790069Is that a Beretta or a SIG?
more of a bouldering nation TBPQH
meant more of a falklandsering nation tbqhwy iykwim haha
>>142790069The misso has been pressuring me into getting the snip after our second pops out. Not keen tbqh
>>142789974browsing r/DIY rn
>>142792198Why not?
Mental that euthanasia will soon be a standard treatment option
>>142792289Me in the green tshirt bottom right. Just kidding i fistpumped when the moor scored the winner
>142754278i want sexing
>>142794545
I think I'm trans
good song
>>142795508transwhat?
>>142795658trans Europe Express
>>142795658transfat
trans siberian railway
>>142789563based josh
>"it's coming home"more like "i'm going home" iykwim haha
>>142795769must be comfy job to drive thatliterally just sleep for like a week or however long it takesoccasionally press stop and forward
>>142795736good album that
>>142796147concur fella x
my orcies play today :)
>>142788585I guess I must be "the other one"nice name, lots of mystery
i’ve been melancholy
i can’t stop crying. i cry every night. i’m so so sad, i just want to die
>>142797155>>142797255at least you've nice digits fella x
>>142797155that's a noun mate you need an adjective
>>142797155>>142797255Seek Christ
i just burst into tears again
>>142797610What's on your mind, mate?
>>142797632i don’t want to talk about it
you shot me but ya punks didn't finish
>>142793340mental that nonwhites are plastered in so many ads for "muh representation" and the moment there's an ad for euthanasia in canada somehow there are fuckall nonwhites
>>142797946stop noticing
>>142797961shan't
>>142797961wrong picrel
>>142788585General is full of personas and vpns
>BR flag complaining about VPNspost bat
>>142798071>bra71l
>>142797653If you ever do want to talk about it you can talk about it here, I'll listen
would rather blogposting than a dead thread
love bouldering me
>>142799147how are you bouldering yourself
>>142799171meth mostly
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LonglegsThink I will go watch this tomorrow
>>142799907for me? it's Longshanks iykwim haha
>>142798089
>>142798103I cant joke about your country's name because I dont know what it is called anymore.
>>142800138It's pronounced "turkey-yeah"
you can't have no fun with an unloaded gun. my dad says that's for pussies
>>142803358I don't rap to get the women fuck bitchesgive me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes
very quiet day for the zachy and bard personasevacuated after the euros?or part of the vpn schizo's list of personalities and he was too busy spamming the board up today?hmmmmmmmmmm
>>142789509>>142789866first time meeting mickhead? 4chan is his personality
bump
>>142789509>doesn't complain about divegrass fags spamming the whole boardgrim
>>142803930this broke him
/cric/? Done, dead, finished.
>>142808356meant donedon
How can we save (real) cricket, lads?
>>142808752test mostly iykwim haha
Bouldering later
thinking about bardering later iykwim haha
Tonight's kino: Shōgun S01E04
>>142809154meant Shogun Total War
Men going their own way
>>142754278
Making fried egg on toast with pork belly
>eating meat
I've changed my mind about Ollie Pope and am now willing to admit he is good enough and should be the no.3 pick for England. Besides, he seems like an alright bloke, despite being s*rrey.
>>142809281have sex incel>>142809383have sex incel>>142809154have sex incel>>142809418have sex incel>>142808775have sex incel
mornin' criccy
>>142809689Ok pull your pants down and bend over faggot
>>142810118The absolute state of POOngland. And they come on /cric/ chatting shit all the time about tests. Pathetic. Sad really
The age of the test is overThe dawn of the Hundred has come
Small reminder that there have been more celebrations in e*glel of India, that is Bharat, winning the Cricket World Cup than there is of a*glo shitters celebrating winning a trophy in football - the only sport they care about.
>>142810415sooO TRUE fella
Small reminder people got bored of Zachy pretending to be Indian years ago
He's not pretending though is he. Also >India, winning the CWC when was this? Pretty sure >yous lost the last one, I remember 100k poos crying and the PM seething about the loss in "his" stadium.
ah shit they turned all UK country flags back to the UK one didn't they fucking hellforgot UEFA was over, those flags are /comfy/
My body needs the hundred
>The 152nd Open Championship will take place at Royal Troon in 2024.what were the scottish trying to say here
Zachys body needs a hundred men
20c scorcher ladsGonna be 24C next few daysGood thing I have my trusty portable AC
stay safe and hydrated mate
Cricket on lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lbCIrV4hUM
Pissing it down lads
reckon our resident vpn spammer is behind almost all of the ragebait threads currently on /sp/he's probably over half the spanish posts in the last week or so
SHALL be drinking myself to death on Friday if anyone fancies it
poo
>>142813209not waiting that long
zachy looking remarkably youthful and full of zealwhat's his secret?
>>142813209been doing this most nights these days. the only cure to the wear toil takes on your body and soul
six pack of guiness only 3600kjand fills you up nicely so no need for dinnerirish have it sorted out nicely
>>142814383that's a lot of calories (by consuming alcohol)
nah no brekkie2000kj lunch (very achievable)full clip of guiness in the beer gun for dinswould see you lose weight at a rate """experts""" consider unhealthy
don't believe alcohol is bad for youor even that it is addictive I drink it because I like it. could stop if I wanted I just don't.
>>142814791this is me but with heroin
Where's Turkbro, I want to ask him about origin?
Going to watch Crossing (2024)
>>142814277welsh doesn't crack
I mean he's just caught up considering he looked 35 in his 20s too
certainly did not
looked like one of those 35 year olds that still goes to clubs despite everyone being 10 years younger than them
real crusty nigga iykwim
>>142815781just a bad pic fat neek
dead poomunity
>>142816486>already backpedalling
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c134pp1yy3jobros........
what pic did he post?
>>142816640I was referring to all of them but I think he was thinking of the one in the club with all his variously deformed friends
>>142814926protesting my man
Found crossing tough going and bang average
>>142817763looked at the blurb and sounds exactly like that
>>142817842yeah just a cookie-cutter foreign film about obscure cultural differences
they should have tried having at least one thing happen
Zachy, care to explain why your mates in the nightclub look like they crawled out of Chernobyl?
Only one of them was my mate
enjoyed bard's greentext post the other day totally shattering zachy's 'freethinker' gimmicknot quite a shitjeet's cousin btfoing but still quite close
Was just cliched, neeky, reddit tier drivel
I think the final straw for Hiba my self-discoveryI need to be fucked up the arseMy prostate must be destroyed
>>142818307you are seething
>Cricket World Cup>t20bit of an embarrassing wave to stage a comeback on shitjeet lad. suspect you'll vanish again once big bad bard shows up
wait ondid the flag reset happen¿ just when I was figuring out who's who on here
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C81rSzgo203/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C81IV9zNmbn/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
I ain't clicking on instagram linksidk just not doing it to be honest
what are you protesting
>>142818256surprised zachy came back after that, was completely btfo
it was an okay post until the author samefagged 15 times to itjust lost all its lustre after thatlike a guy who laughs too much at his own joke innit
>>142818474They call this the zachy method
>>142820649https://globalvoices.org/2024/05/27/turkeys-ruling-party-targets-stray-dogs-in-a-new-legal-proposal/
>>142820670Samefag
Cant knock him on his job though, you dont become a train driver by following whats trendy on 4chan
>he's going to spam 50 gaan posts againholy grim
yeah if I win the lottery? probably just keep on workinggive it to charity my parentsno need for personal wealth me
has there ever been a man in history as intelligent and as cultured as me? with such wide ranging and eclectic tastes? and contained within such a muscular and handsome frame? possibly but it does seem unlikely all considered
might finally watch le trou tonight
>>142827049forgot to turn off your vpn zachy
>>142827049List all of your favourite things
>>142828380pintstest cricketmy mum
>>142828380meth mostly
test cricket tomorrow lads
i am now resigned to the fact i will take the piss when WFHi tricked myself for almost a year, but i now understand that lying to myself just creates too much mental dissonance$150k a year to watch Twitch and shitpost is pretty good
>>142814277meth mostly
>kick out Old Manderson, excuse is to play new young players >bring in Wood to open the bowling with Woakes Not saying it’s wrong to play either Wood or Woakes but if you’re using this series and the SL one to give young-‘uns test experience then why have two old soldiers bowling? Same with the batting it’s the same default top 5.
>>142829252Probably the most dire /gayfl/ “gimmick” yet.
>>142829282he's not me retard
It’s still a gimmick even if others do it you stupid abo.
sign my form for free gibs just for existing despite my people doing nothing of note?
At this point I'm pretty sure the guy makes his gimmicks as dire as possible on purposeNot really possible to miss the mark so much Just non stop dire spam
>>142829001based
>>142829319>being this jelly you didn't make or be assigned more than 30 'sonas in less than a yearlol, lmao even
zachy would you go to bard's funeral if he topped himself?
nah never met him
alright imma say itdire 'micks are best. particularly when retards react to them.iykwim haha posting during the ashes is a great example. started out as a fun 'mick, but within 5 posts it had become dire and continued to become more and more dire as the series went on
'sonas are cringe though
all that>if he was X he'd be Y iykwim haha posting was great
>>142829269makes more sense if you think about it from a vibes pov
>>142829426>>142829432>>142829439can you shut up
>>142829446shan't
>he thinks 3 people are 1 personcrisp schizomedbedev
Beds are an ornament of the bourgeoisie. I've slept on a humble mattress on the floor for almost a year now
how many matches before they beg anderson to come out of retirementwhen wood cripples himself again next game?
>>142829269they say it's because they want to concentrate on the next ashes but then they play Woakes, he averages like 60 with the ball in australia or somethingdoesn't make any sense reallythey probably just didn't like grouchy jimmy
>>142829001What's the job?
>>142829783ecommerce - i oversee a number of retail websites for a company
sounds impressive until you realise aussie dollas are basically monopoly money
>>142829973id be in the top 7% of earners in your country and i'm not even 30 years old lad
lads, we're meeting saturday night in bangkoksukhumvit soi 11
any tips on how to stop drinking
Stop buying it
>>142831492will try thislet you know if it works
Climbing is for monkeys, not people.
trip on fatguts
>>142832673zachy isn't people
>>142832673>>142832839seethe on fat laptop thumbing neeks
Why don't boulderers just bring a ladder
Might get into a combat sportThinking muay thai
