>Lap:#7242>Countdown to Hung Aryan GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>142758936>Thread theme:[YouTube] Many Men (Wish Death)>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Schumacher statusHomosexual>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:218 (215 starts)>Sergio Pérez Grands Prix since last win:30>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:191>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan80>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 255 (+18)NOR: 171 (+15)LEC: 150 (+0)SAI: 146 (+11)PIA: 124 (+12)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 373 (+18)Ferrari: 302 (+11)McLaren: 295 (+27)Mercedes: 221 (+25)Aston Martin: 68 (+10)>2024 WEC StandingsRIC: 755.04 (+55.56)PER: 751.80 (+86.81HAM: 751.76 (+17.71)>Olds:Mercedes see development advantage in supplying engines to AlpineGasly solved mystery handling problem by using Ocon’s settingsRed Bull presents Newey’s RB17 hypercar with promise of ‘F1 equivalent lap times”Past drivers were “more genuine” than current field – AlonsoFabienne Wohlwend debuts new mixed race fella at Taylor Swift gig“Embarrassing” team principals’ meetings prevent F1 fixing rules – BrownMultiple /f1/ anons worried about the lack of housing supply in their home countryFormula 1 teams and the FIA are discussing whether adding glue to gravel traps could provide the most effective solution to enforcing track limits.Ralf Schumacher appears to come out as gay in new instagram post.England loses again.first time baker hopes he didnt fuck it up.
gimi
This should be a Straight edition of /f1/
should've let it die, nothing of value goes on here anyway
Thank fuck for that. Relenting on RAWE CEEK is irredeemable.
gimithanks for the bake, I was already setting one up
Why is /f1/ so dead during a race week?
>>142794764>>142794766>>142794767(a man after midnight)
Claiming First for the gay drivers of the world
>>142794783everyones hungover from footie
>no matter whether you are a man or a womanWhat did Ralf's son mean by this?
>>142794795is this checo's replacement?
>the suffering continues
>>142794783Bugdet cuts, most anons aren't payed to post full time anymore
>>142794749HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>142794810>I am 100% behind youOh god David is gay too. At least I can take a run at Vivien now I suppose
>>142794783unlike you, not all of us can afford to larp 24/7 as a femoid for attention on here
>>142794810ralf to troon out by the end of the year
>ralf is gay>micheal is a vegetable>mick will never drive in f1 again
>>142794900Yeah but David gets to dick down Vivien
>>142794795did he steal that suit off Yuki?
>>142794900family curses are real
Why does /f1/ disapprove of same sex relationships involving male figures from the world of motorsport... ....but approves and indeed encourages sexual relationships between female racing drivers?
>>142794783Construction industry holiday just started. The average room-temperature IQ chud is being plastered besides the pool in an all-in hotel in Spain right now.
>>142794933what is it about racing that turns people gay?
It would be funny if one day we relent, for a few hours, so that people check the catalog and we arent there
>>142794749HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>142794941>racingJust F1
>>142794941there's chemicals in the drinks bottle turning them gay
>>142794795spanx?
>>142794941>what is it about racing that turns people gay?You tell me.
>>142794749>Thread theme:>[YouTube] Many Men (Wish Death)otherwise this bread be good eatin
>>142795066The hat controls thems all. Tells then which team they should be in.
>>142794975>just F1Keen on believing this since the filthy rich has filthy sex lives on the regular.
I'm really worried about what F1 will be like, and how bad it might be, from 2026 and beyond.What worries you, /f1/?
Didn't we all know Ralf was a faggot already?
>>142795135question for you as an expert in the social norms of the Philippines - will /ourgal/ Bianca ever go gay or is she 100% hetero4life?
If you had to be one of the Schumachers which one would you be? You cannot choose the sweet embrace of death.
>>142795185Yes but we didn't know he was gay too.
>>142795185>Didn't we all know Ralf was a faggot already?There are articles written by Peter Windsor and Maurice Hamilton from 20 years ago, published in back issues of F1 Racing magazine, strongly hinting that Ralf was overcompensating by marrying a big booba bimbo wife and that he enjoyed the company of latino men in the Williams and then Toyota hospitality areas
>>142795215jejeje
>>142795201>If you had to be one of the Schumachers which one would you be? You cannot choose the sweet embrace of death.Migg
>>142795199100% on the upbringing. You know women, they prioritize trends over everything.
>>142795225I hate when this happens, all people knew about this except for me
>>142795199she said thst she was catholic
>>142795225Let's see what the F1's offical gossip tabloid (F1 Business Magazine) comes up with.
>>142795273Doesn't mean much.
>>142795273the current pope is okay with lesbians, i believe, so long as they're both hot
>>142795215
gimothy
>>142795141UK based F1 teams becoming fully Indian dominated.>>142795199>Still pretending to be poor.
Haven't asked /f1/ this for a while. What are (You):>playing at the moment (vidya)?>listening to at the moment (music, podcasts)?>watching at the moment? (tv shows/streaming)>eating at the moment?>drinking at the moment?>dating at the moment?>thinking about at the moment in relation to Formula 1 and motorsport?
>>142794810no really what did he mean by this?
>>142795141What a woman. Culture failed by not making her a bigger star than she was.
>>142795354hey why are these two girls kissing? someone should warn them that it's kind of gay
>He re-posted a post from a friend of his to his story which has a whole text about how she’s proud of him for coming out as gay. So I think it’s official now. Good on him, must take quite a lot of courage. Let’s hope he doesn’t get shit for it from the not so nice side of the motorsport community>The only other gay racer I know of is Hurley Haywood. There are others out there, but fans suck. Representation matters!>I mean he didn't define his sexuality so we shouldn't assume. But this must be a big step, the motorsport community hasn't been the kindest to lgbtq+ people. Let's hope he can live more freely now>As a queer person myself (who only found out about my own sexuality about 5 years ago, I'm 37 atm), and being a F1 fan since when I was a kid (so I saw Ralf entire F1 stint), this post almost brings me to tears. There's not a lot of representation of lgbtqiap+ folks in motorsports, and it takes an enormous amount of courage to come out like this, even if in a subtle way, given that motorsports is such a white cis-straight male etcetc dominated environment. I really wish the best for him and his partner. Why are they like this?
>he was gay all alongDamn. Prime Ralf was pretty kino. Wish I had known he was a fag when I was a kid.
>>142795436Also thought he was with Katie Price (Jordan) for a few weeks? Who was the first one to say on a podcast that he was gay?
>>142795398I can't quite put my FINGER on why she wasn't a bigger success. At least she got paid big bucks for that Aston Martin F1 gig (£1,500,000 for the 2021 car launch according to their companies house filings)
>>142795199Yes
>>142795423>who is (was) Mike Beuttler
>>142794900grim
>>142795423>There's not a lot of representation of lgbtqiap+ folks in motorsportsHamilton is 7-time world champion
She's hot but why is Arterton F1 related?
>>142795452
>>142795451Kek. Best part of the fappening by far.
Why isn't Toto signing Saar for a 2-yr and putting Italian Gimi in with Albono for 2 years? It seems like a sensible move.Saar gets the multi year. Gimi gets to develop at Wilhelms. Merc gets a very solid driver.
>>142795423>all that jargonThe state of the English Language has been in jeopardy for a long time now.
>>142794768Agree, bring back ring girls edition
>>142795423My translation of this is TOTAL STRAIGHT DEATH.
>>142794900Damon Hill hired a gypsy witch back in 1994
>>142794900I'm certain michael did some sort of a faustian bargain to gain all those titles and this is the result
>>142795423>It's another "everyone talks about the hate and abuse but there's not a single person hating or abusing" episodeIt's all so tiresome..
>>142795557Reminder that she is the last American grid girl in F1. Say something nice about her.
>>142795812>Say something nice about her.I want to put a bun in her oven if you catch my drift.
>>142795423>lgbtqiap+
>>142795698the price of that witch was damon getting mental fatigue and a son with down syndrome
>>142795423>31 yo person can be wrong about own sexuality>8yo kid is 100% sure about being wrong "gender"
Wilhelms Edition R18 is Best Edition
>>142795973Why did you post this gif of me?
>>142795354I'm supposed to working at the moment.
>>142796025That car began the downfall of the WEC but damn is it a beaut imo
I SHOWED UP TO THE PADDOCK IN MY FAVOURITE COATON THE BACK WAS AN IMAGE OF RED BULLS ON THE SUNWHEN YOU SAW WHAT I WAS WEARING YOU GOT REAL UPSETAND SAID, "THAT'S THE JACKET I GOT MY GIRLFRIEND"WELL I PROMISE I AIN'T SEEN YOU BEFOREAND MAYBE YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S GOT A COUPLE MOREAND MAYBE I FUCKED HER IN THE MONACO POOLAND SHE GAVE IT TO ME LIKE YOUR SEATSO QUIT BITCHING MOTHERFUCKER I WENT HOME TO PLAY MY FAVOURITE SIMSI HAD TWENTY RACE WIN TROPHIES ON MY PODIUM SHELFI TOOK OUT THE ONE THAT SAYS "ABU DHABI '21"AND YOU TOLD ME THAT'S WHERE YOU GOT ROBBEDAND THAT THE TROPHY WAS GIVEN TO ME AS A GIFTBUT I WAS THERE TOOJUST CHANGED MY TIRES AT THE PIT, MANAND I HAD THAT TROPHY SPECIFICALLY MADE FOR ME, MOTHERFUCKER
>>142795551>develop at WilhelmsLook what happened to Mick when they threw him into deep end with Haas.
>>142795354Haven't asked /f1/ this for a while. What are (You):>playing at the moment (vidya)?Back on the War Thunder crack. I need muh F-15 rocket ship. Also finishing my first playthrough of RDR2>listening to at the moment (music, podcasts)?N/A but Drachinifel's YouTube might count since its long form naval history>watching at the moment? (tv shows/streaming)Rewatching Harvey Birdman Attorney At Law>eating at the moment?N/A>drinking at the moment?Coffee>dating at the moment?My hand/a sorta fling Im going to break it off with once I grow some balls>thinking about at the moment in relation to Formula 1 and motorsport?Why does Ricciardo still have a seat and Sainz doesnt? Also lolschumisbrotherisafag
>>142795812*pinch*
are ralf is a poof
Try looking at that place you dare not lookYou'll find me there staring back at you
>>142796134Bro ive looked at my own asshole in the full length mirror when I bent over and you werent there
>>142796165why doe?
>>142796054I was having a laugh on how much F1 tech they are using before they stopped racing it.>>142796068How deep does the Williams rabbit hole go? Assuming he gets fired.
>>142796187>why doe?Never wondered?
>>142796134no thx, having to see you in /f1/ is already too much
>>142796199>How deep does the Williams rabbit hole go?Who knows, the real owners behind Dorilton are a closely guarded secret.>Assuming he gets firedLogan goes first, then some tech head. Of course Wovles should go first but that's not how F1 operates.
>>142796234A bit mean
>even in this day and age he gets a lot of hate for coming outyet people wonder why he didn't do it sooner
>>142794867I larp as a girl in more interesting places>>142794810Wew its real. Maybe Lulu will have the balls to come out now as well
Ferrari, Parmigiano-Reggiano, Grappa
furnando alonso
>>142796333They are more famous for firing Newey now rather than their championships. Its like Team Lotus on skipping Gordon Murray.
>>142796353>takes F1 seriouslyWhat? Besides shitposting I got no issues with Ralf being gay, as I very much doubt he starts to push any rainbow shit in the paddock now.
>>142796353>Couple of jokes on 4chan>Lot of hate???
Surprised that /f1/ is so shaken up over Ralf coming out, him being gay was a rumour for years
F1 is gay
>>142795244mickbros....
Breaking! Carlos Sainz stopped talks with Audi and is set to join Red Bull Ford next year.
I'm F1
>Perez During Goodwood interview with other Red Bull drivers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq7vZ_yqfJAIT'S UP
>>142796691He just cant relax, he knows he is fucked unless he pulls out some miracle results
If Ralf goes full troony tunes, will they try to call him the first female race winner in F1?
Hornyman will get murdered at MexicoGP
>>142796735liberty have already decided that lewis will come out after his first winless season at ferrari
>>142796735no you retard
>>142794810Damn, we see the discussions about "what if your son is gay" quite often, but "what if your dad is gay" is unheard of, like, wtf, what do you do
"I won't name any names, but there are drivers who are stagnating and, depending on the situation, can perform either a little better or a little worse. They block the path for young pilots. Of course juniors make mistakes, but I would prefer someone who makes mistakes and has potential for the future than a driver who has stopped progressing,” T.Helmet
move over logan, I'll do it myself
>>142796795this is kmag's last year on the grid
>>142796795Is he going to kill them personally?
>>142796795>complaining about stagnating drivers>2 out of 4 red bull drivers are completely wasting their seathelmut marko retirement in two weeks
>>142796795Obvious answers are Retardo and PerezThere's also Bottas who's looked fast this year but his only competition is Zhou and he's in the Alfa so its hard to judgeAnyone else?
MEANWHILE THE GOAT IS WINNING WITH 5TH FASTER CARWE NEED TO PRESERVE HAMILTON GENES !! SOMEONE PLEASE FUCK HIM ALREADY !!
GAYYYYYYY
>>142796795I see no lies>RIcciardo>Perez>Magnussen>Ocon>Bottas>Stroll>Zhou>SargeantGasly and Tsunoda are on fraud watch, not getting exposed yet because their teammates are shit.That makes half the grid that are incompetent drivers
>>142796862Magnussen. Zhou himself.>>142796892Don't worry, Ralf is on it.
>>142796795here is full interview. hes also whining about competition catching up with them "The bottom line for us is that everything has to be perfect for us to win. There can't be even the slightest mistake. We were too slow with the medium tire. But thank God an update is coming in Budapest, and we hope that it will take us a step forward again. If you look at the upcoming races, you can say that Budapest is a rather slow track, and Spa is one of Max's favorite tracks, where he has always been exceptionally good. One thing is certain: the update has to take effect, because we are currently behind McLaren in the base - and if you look at the England race, also behind Mercedes. "https://www.speedweek.com/formel1/news/224930/Dr-Helmut-Marko-Das-Update-muss-greifen.html use auto translate if needed
>>142796862gasly and ocon are never going to magically improve to amx or even leclerc/norris/narb levelzhou already peaked, bottas has already proven not to be wdc materialmagnussen is fine for haas, but has no real future in f1sarge is on his way out, stroll would have been out years ago if his dad wasn't THAT richhonestly, even leclerc, narb, norris and sainz might as well turn out to be alesi/berger level careers if they don't pick up some consistency soonalonso and hamilton are old, but have shown flashes of their old speed. ideally though, they'd have retired years ago
>>142796933Ocon is objectively faster than Gasleak
>>142796998Well, they are both frauds then
What did Max mean by this?
frankly I hope that kimi and bearman do well cause it might motivate other teams to try out younger drivers
>>142794749Micheal and Fag Schumacher.
Michael is the GOATRalf is the GOAT (gayest of all time)
>>142796374Halo could've saved him.
>>142796562She got railed by that BBC (Big Boomer Cock)?
>>142797224can't believe he died right there
>>142794900Hülkenberg is responsible for at least two of those.
>>142794810have to say all Schumachers give at least a metrosexual vibe they are all zesty. At least Lewis will never get the spotlight as first gay f1 driver now
>BP sponsorDeepwater Horizon bros we are so back
>>142796998Allegedly Gasly's struggled early this year were from a software issue.
>>142797347Is black and red confirmed to be their racing color? Or it's all speculation?
>>142796892Lewis silence on Ralfs outing is deafening, he should stop hiding in the closet
>>142797347based, we should post our favorite oil natural disasters
>>142795199uh...so how did she get the money?
would ayrton have come out as MAP by now, had he lived?
>>142797455Stop asking questions
Migu........No........https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2024/07/15/hatsune-miku-husband-please-distinguish-between-fiction-and-reality/
>get a new job at a bank>have to do 30 different online certifications/trainings telling me not to rape women at the office or be a dipshit with customer's data before I even have dev accessWork isn't real. Your job doesn't matter. And yet people will get visibly upset with you if you tell them this as if it's painfully obvious but no one wants to do anything about it.
>>142797456huh
>>142794810Imagine schumi waking up just to find his brother trooned out, his nephew takes it up the ass and his son lost his seat on F1
i'm going to the hungaroring this weekend and i want to fart inside lewis hamilton's helmetdo you have a foolproof plan for that?
>>142797456to come out, you first need to be in the closet, sennonce was openly boning a 15yo
>>142797507biz idea: post mikus
>>142796933>>142796976That's what I've been saying whole time, the gap between Max and the rest of the grid does indeed look much like the mid-late 90's when Schumi was heads above others.Of course other drivers have their moments, no one can put together a complete package like Max. Leclerc is still the same kid as five years ago, Norris has the tools but crumbles even slightest pressure and Russell believes he's way better than he actually is.Tsunoda and Albon are RB medicores and Sainz will waste his peak at Alpine. At this stage our best hope is Piastri who has much needed Kimi-coolness but does he have that absolute talent and Nico-like killer instinct to challenge Max? That remains to be seen.
>>142797439piper alpha was wildi member learning about it as a kid in the 90s from a documentary on discovery on the building and design of the Troll A north sea rig
>>142797727
>>142797729*Leclerc is still the same error-prone kid as five years ago, Norris has the tools but crumbles even under slightest pressureFuck, never proofread
>>142796583I know he's in here somewhere I just have to keep staring
>>142797513I feel this. Even micro aggression training in there. FFS. Hope you WFH at least.
>>142797754>>142797729Bretty good summary and how I generally feel desuI give TSUUUUUUUUU a bit more benefit of the doubt because his craft seems good but his car's reliability (and ofc performance) and other nonsense has just been shit luck.
>>142797848>thank you for all the well wishes and comments. we are so happy and thankful for them all how's my german bros
>>142797939Pretty gay
>>142797834>Hope you WFH at leastThe only solace to this madness
>>142797848I wonder on who is top and bottom.
What reason does Red Bull in not signing Sainz? They're clearly not going to put Yuki in their car. Liam hasn't even driven more than 5 F1 races. Ricciardo is no quicker than Yuki. F2 juniors aren't lighting up the field. The only reasonable option they have is Sainz. Sure the car probably doesn't fit his style, but he's done well enough with cars he didn't like before
>>142798015>What reason does Red Bull in not signing Sainz?Unironically? Because Sainz always challenges the no.1 driverAnd RB doesn't want to make Verstappen unhappy
>>142796358>Emilia getting her cunt vibrated in a McLaren.
>>142798015jos doesnt like sainz sr
>>142796960>Don't worry, Ralf is on it.
>>142798046Lol. Imagine being a red bull employee and not getting your constructors bonus because Perez's dad doesn't cause problems
No England flags anymore
>>142797848Greasy
>>142797974>The only solace to this madnessNice
>>142798152Speak for yourself.
>>142797848zesty
>>142797370While I wish they'd have the old school Quattro white/yellow/black, black/grey/red have been Audi's racing colours for years.
>>142798152s-pain united you
>>142798284Probably red/black/yellow. Merc already has silver/black.
>>142798337Mercedes can go fuck itself.
>>142794749Emilia Clake hot laphttps://youtu.be/yq7vZ_yqfJA?si=LmGB9gUN9ujr9CbR
>>142797848So does ralf get gaped or is he the one doing the gaping?
>>142798369He's the power bottom. t.knower
>>142798344Unfortunately, They might pull a Ferrari and stay in F1 for as long as possible.
>>142797044That Max is top and Lewis is a bottom
Rachel Schumacher
>>142798393I'll be disappointed if they abandon their traditional colours solely because of Toto and his autism.
>>142797848I want off the ride, lads
>>142798422White paint with red numbers?
>>142797848>>142797999>>142798369cock shame vs cock confidence
>>142796892how do we tell him...
>>142798474Ha, Lowcost, that's pretty funny.
>>142798387imagine the state if his asshole after presumbly ~30 years of getting pipedgrim
>>1427985031man1jar-esque
>>142798503His shit cutter is the hemorrhoid ring at this point.
>>142798474somebody draw the green lines
>>142798474damnit why couldnt he at least be the topthis is terrible optics for the F1
why are there so many closeted homophobes here? ya'll cringy as fuck.
>>142798646What about a closeted homosexual homophobe?
>>142798646haha gae
>>142798646no homos
>>142798646>closetedget it straight buster, i'm an out and proud homophobe
lando nowins
>Ralf's hole is wider than /f1/
>>142798713go say it to your boss
>>142798762what?
gay /f1/ be like:gimi (slay)
>>142798839Lol faggot
>>142798864I'm not gay, I'm deeply, deeply closeted
What is he thinking right now?
>>142798646
>>142799002desu he looks like a mincer toohe’s probably thinking he wants etienne’s meat mallet stuffing him on the regular
HHF
>>142799002>god i hope nobody thinks i look like a mazepin/ocon hybrid>that would be the most embarrasing thing possible to happen to me today
>>142799002 vivien
>>142799002Cocks...
>>142797439What's got four legs and goes woof?
>>142797289With some shots I can't even tell anymore if it's real or assetto corsa....
>>142799160I'm fully convinced she had a boobjob btw
>>142799221That's just how 20 year olds look
>>142797439t. doesnt understand what the word natural means
>>142798646homophobophobe much?
>>142799219Geh mal zum Optiker
>>142799260*enviromental disastersfine for you now?
>>142799218a dog?
>>142799260>German autism
>>142799218A good bottom with a plug tail?
*sniff*
>>142799002He looks like a total faggit and not in a good way
>>142797347For me, it's when Ford ran both Castrol and BP liveries on different cars
>>142799360What's the good way of looking like a total fag?
>>142799294Is that you Terry?
>>142799374Like looking gay but attractive
>>142798362I want her to sit on my hot lap
>>142799260oil rigs usually do that on their own when they're stressed out
>>142799421You have to be cute (and famous)
/biz/ idea: oil rig GP
>>142799555that's a lot of repeating numbers
>>142799540I agree
>>142799316>Mfw I get paid 500k per point
>>142799540looks like a place where one could be played like a damn fiddle
>>142799555>>555https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6Qc09XRQSA
Now, now, Ralf... we knew it for two decades.
>>142799603/biz/ idea: have a Belkan team enter F1 and see what kind of batshit insane car they come up with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzo1L2ZeiZ4
>>142799688>mfw they show up with a C.O.F.F.I.N car
>>142797729Piastri needs to learn how to not be shit over a race distance before he can even challenge Norris, nvm Max.
>>142799818where do you even get that when hes getting fucked by mclel putting all their eggs and pitstops on goblando
>>142799942Have you watched any race in the last 2.5 years other than the last 3, Javier?You are correct regarding those tbf
Yo mama so fat she's edd straw
>>142800070yeah but from my pov its harder to judge this year performancelast year when the mclel upgrade came along you could see ps3 understanding the car faster and better than the mental midgetwhat im still not sure of is if ps3 was kinda agressive eating tyres or something else, because im 99% sure golbin doesnt know what a tyre does hes just scared of making mistakes so as a collateral he somehow managed to not murder his tyres
>>142799002I think you’re giving him too much credit with that question.
>>142794749bump
>>142800397dint bump hard enough
digits and Perez wins in Hungary
>>142800718They are bringing upgrades but its a no-overtake track and Poorez sux in quali so it will be Max from pole
>>142794749Ralf has gay face
>>142800779What the fuck happened to MarkeGOD?
>>142799467wtf is that dress? looks ai generated
>>142797848>>142798474How difficult is it to drive an F1 car at speed for 300 kilometers a few days after you've gotten your asshole gaped by a big baguette?
>>142800718digits and PS3 wins
>>142800884His father ran out of money or got hit by the sanctions or both.
digits and gimigimi
No wonder a faster, zestier Ralf had a right Mantrum when he was told to hold station and not pass Damon Hill during Spa 98.
ps3/amx alo podium
nigger
>>142800935
>>142800997awww heeeel naw
>>142800935You live in a simulation >>142796358
>>142800949Admit it, you'd gladly sit on daddy Ralf' lap
>>142797848>Michael turns into a veggie >Schumi bloodline goes to fucking shitwhat went wrong
>>142799976>
Post heterosexual F1 drivers
>>142801063Formula 1 :)
>>142801161this car looks really good. proportions are good
>>142801168There aren't any 1998 F1 cars that don't look GREAT>ynr that Shell plane commercial
>>142801063>>Michael turns into a veggie >>Ralf turns into a fruit
>>142799540FUND IT! Saudi Arabian GP Part III.
y'all really forgot about irina antonovna sidorkova huh
>>142799360>>142799415you are 100% right
>>142801283how could anyone forget
Imagine JV's career but in reverse
>>142796892>SOMEONE PLEASE FUCK HIM ALREADY !!i gotchu senpai
>>142801330who's that ugly girl next to the cardboard cutout of Irinochka
>>142801426Someone did ages ago here, maybe somebody capped the greentext.
>End of the day, Lewis got handpicked by Ron Dennis to drive the McLaren in 2007 after the amazing performances in GP2 during 2006, and well the rest they say is history.This is your average teamlh member
*wins*
>>142799467What a disgusting ogre of a woman
>>142799976If you ever need to fart in public fart next to the fattest person you can find. Everyone will blame him.
Where is the ira poster these days?
>>142801765drafted
>>142799443Yeah, it was windy that day
>>142801751I pity the man who has not mastered the way of the silent fart
>>142801646>Ocon will never win anything ever again
>>142801765KWABBED AFTER SILVERSTONE 2024 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>142801750I am also hating the overcompesating extra vibrant red lipstick. She looks like a child trying on her mom's clothes and makeup.
>>142802053you have no idea who the ira poster is seamonkey
>>142794749Why do fags always have beautiful eyes?Also imagine your dad being a faggot kek
Keep Ralf far away from him!
>>142802465isn't it normal for 40+ year old german men to go to some kinky latex gay orgy to unwind and come back to their families without even considering that they might have committed something of the homosex sort
>>142802546
>>142802546Yeah, so you can just imagine what Ralf is up to on his free time.
Ralf lines up on the other side of the grid
Post the most gay Ralf & F1 -related headline that you can come up with, I'll start:"Ralf Schumacher's race ends in tears as his BMW engine suffered a massive crankshaft failure"
Ralf drives for the other team.
>>142801765Another gimmickposter lost, like tears in rain
Ralf Schumacher left limping after getting rear-ended
but what did the original goystagram post even say? it was all in kraut, for all >we know he could have said im drining something with my buddy
>>142797548DELET
>>142802911>Ralf Schumacher excited to jump back into the cockpit: "I will come first"
>>142803093life is great when you have the right partner to share it with
>>142802911>Ralf Schumacher reveals how it feels to be in the hot seat: "It's hot, loud and hard but that's what we enjoy the most"
>>142803238what if he was talking about some gaemwhat if maikel woke up and is playing pranks on his brother
An Australian Twink Drank Champagne From His Shoe. This Is What Happened To His Career.
>>142803188>88
>>142802911>Ralf Schumacher praises Alonso for not switching: "Mike Krack has been through a lot"
>>142803305The Coper of Cordoba
>>142802911Last one.>Slippery conditions force Ralf Schumacher to change rubber compound after penetrating into the lead.
>>142794955If that day ever happens I'll finally leave this godforsaken website.I'll miss some of you.
Many men wish death upon Max Verstappen
well now it's all over, I'm sure Ralf is the only gay driver ever and we can all move on
>>142803529post the zesty lando webm
>>142803554I don't have that one tb h
>>142794867If you didn't spend all your money on getting pegged multiple times a week maybe you could.
>>142803529that is the reaction of a man that is not displeased with his lap being sat on
Most likely drivers current or former to get trans machinery?
>>142803659PLAPPLAPPLAP
>>142803783Fucking Yugi wouldn't even be gay as a man.
>>142803834I think it might be a little gay thoughbeit
Has ralf gaped any of the current twinks on the grid?
>>142803834he may be tiny but he is too masculine
It's coming home
>>142803902exactly
>>142803871And I thought my post was bad
should have relented during euros
>>142798362More like ugly lap lmao
>>142803908the comingout ?
what does it mean to relent
>>142803766baseddubs telling the truth
>>142802911edd straw, the racewhy ralf schumacher's gay announcement put me off my greggs sausage rolls and glazed ring doughnuts
>>142804036
salami sticks bathed in cheese with a fried egg on topit's deliciousit's nutritiousit's against their slopnarrative
ich vill eat zee fleisch
>>142804184They'd love you eating some sticks with a white topping
>>142802911>Ralf Schumacher after testing a new configuration: "I've never experienced bottoming like this before"
>>142804184The Edd Straw of Essen
>>142804184AI ass post
>>142804210fat people eat carbs, not protein or fat>>142804217if only jan van der sumpflanden
Given hungary's stance on gays, it would be really fitting if one of the drivers would come out as one as a protestSadly our internal affairs minister who said to hamilton to eat shit and shut the fuck up is no longer at the helm
gn
>>142804249I always wonder about stuff like that. do you guys think anyone is looking at that from outside and thinking you're based? you just look like dipshits. nobody is using hungry as a model state
>>142804328>Said the Jamaican
Yeah I'm thinking Hungary's based
>>142802911Ralf Schumacher Gets Pole
>>142802911>>142804376*Ralf Schumacher Takes Pole
>>142804328>enabling faggots should be the norm everyone abides by
>>142803908what happens when narb eats something organic?
>>142804339yes but i know we look like backwards dipshits and dont defend it
>>142803997Underrated
>>142804473He turns into a real boy.
>>142804328> Its relevant to the sport janny as this week is hungarian gpthe thing is only poltards and tankies think HUngary is based trad and shit like that, as of course they only know it from the very surface and they don't know it from the inside.Even Mr O said to foreign investors, that they should not view what he is saying but the one he actually does as the two has no correlation usually. Talk is only for media and grabbing voters managing the controlled outrage within the countryFor example they make ant lgbtq statements and laws, yet the highest echelon of the govt is full of fags (got some saucy parliament sources I can base this on)They are talking about how trad and christian they are (and the country as an extension), yet they textbook example doing every sin listed in both the old and new testament on a daily basisThey say this is a country supportive of classic trad families, that support is nonexistent
Schumi and Hamilton aren't the GOATs of motorsports its clearly Strip Weathers with 7 Piston Cups.
>>142804556did your nose just grow?
>>142804641>got some saucy parliament sources I can base this onAre you like that one Estonian anon who was gaped at Polish conservatives' sex parties?
>>142804641>They are talking about how trad and christian they are (and the country as an extension), yet they textbook example doing every sin listed in both the old and new testament on a daily basis>They say this is a country supportive of classic trad families, that support is nonexistentthis has nothing to do with the price of rice or redbulls downfallstop caring
>>142804641Oh, I know about Hungary's tradness.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%B3zsef_Sz%C3%A1jer
>>142804766>I still believe
>>142804954he will not
>>142805086wtf he's just like me
>>142805086Go to bed Bastiaan
>>142805106Nee jij
>>142805086Another guy being mentally shattered by Verstappen. Its truly a sight to see. Perhaps maybe consider getting a junior driver next time?
>>142804787Nah, I was working for some govt agencies and I befriended a guy working in theparliament in a non-political role and he had some stories.Also there was the "brussel gay orgy incident" in 2021 and for example there is the "everybody knows but never confirmed" love affair of Dzsudzsak (the footballer) and the Minister of foreign affairs for more than a decade.
>>142804846Dorianne my beloved
Sunday will bless us with our first PS3 P1
>>142805181Tsunoda is unironically the only one who could give it an honest shot. I'd still put my money on Max, but Yuki's mindset is what is needed to beat the man
>>142805356Yuki would fold like origami
GAS doggo
>>142805385As would anyone else
>>142805484Ocon , Alonso ,Russel and Sainz wouldn't
>>142805086can't insult him anymore after last year incident
>>142805501Uhuh
>>142805501Ocon would come up with 10,000 excuses to keep his ego intact.Russel often times crumbles under pressure.sainz is too dumb to be crushed by max & Alonso is way too wise to get mind crushed, but ultimately not fast enough anymore.
>>142805501lmao russelhe is as fragile as the anglo football dreams
>>142804641Still better than having to live in fucking Berlin of all places
>>142804753That's not my nose...
Why is /f1/ always so slow during my lunch break? You expect some funnies to read and shitpost but shit is dead.
>>142806412its 9:30pm go to bed
>>142797848>Homosexuality appeared as one of the forms of sexuality when it was transposed from the practice of sodomy onto a kind of interior androgyny, a hermaphrodism of the soul. The sodomite had been a temporary aberration; the homosexual was now a species
fruitmula one
Ralf
>>142804376*Ralf Schumacher Takes Pole From A Willy*
>>142801161Gimi.
LIVE STOLEN FOOD TRUCK POLICE CHASEIT IS HAPPENINGhttps://www.youtube.com/live/5rU0k1ZpTmQ?si=EV8-_cVVF1FHPONd
Ralf Dicktaker
>>142807563/f1/ equivalent of this?
>>142807784austria 2024
>>142807411You only need one pole reference. You just said Ralf Schumacher takes cock from a cock.
Ralf Schumacher Takes Pole From Dick Seaman
how does this affect the current gimi stock?
>>142797848lmfao if it wasn't for homolton, ralf would've been mocked to death and said "it was just an ad" "or just a joke"
his name is lewis goatmilton he will goat his 8milton then the shit screecher will kill himself, hopefully :)
>Trust me bro, Stroll is actually since he's beating a 42-year old Alonso, him looking like trash against everyone else before doesn't matter.
>>142808687>American schools have gun clubs
the only thing worse than being a carbabby is having the best car and not winning. that's why you need to cash win while you can. secure the bag.
>>142794749>Ralf Schumacher is finally coming out... of his brother's shadow>Rumors of Ralf Schumacher moving to Toyota are gay-ning speed>Pride of Kerpen: The Ralf Schumacher Story>Ralf Schumacher on his debut win at Imola: "Being chased by 21 other men didn't faze me at all">Who will be Ralf's rear gunner next year, Button or Junqueira? >Montoya: "Ralf is still butthurt about our time as teammates"In hindsight, it was obvious.
>>142808687whoevers screenwriting these psyops needs canadian healthcare. eh?
Relentless
Imagine frenchman gaping you
>I enjoy sucking dick and taking dick>so brave and powerful!why?
>>142809165Sucking cock and getting fucked makes a man perceived as weak. Coming off as weak as a man on purpose is very brave. If you want to test this out, go to a public place and cry your eyes out in front of everyone. See how they react and see how you feel.
Micheal >closeted twink, only has gay thoughts when he drinks heavily but has a obvious metrosextual fashion tastes>had his first gay experience with a very close relative when he was youngRalf>stout power bottom, has been in the gay scene since the 90s>knows how to hide it from the public>has witnessed and been part of hardcore gay parties>has sexually assaulted a close relative when he was youngKnow your gays /f1/, it could save your life.
so does this mean that Lando, Ricciardo, Bearman and the F2 twinks can finally come out of the closet toohell if we have women formula, we should have, no we NEED gay formula
Ralph the disgusting faggot nigger should be scrubbed from f1 history, embarrasing and disgusting. Lucky he was a shitter.But this will never happen
>>142794810good lad
Wasn't there a transvestite F1 driver in the 50s or 60s?
>>142809396nah he drove from the mid 80s to mid 90s
>>142809396Yes. His name was Luigi Fagioli.
odds on ralfs son being a poof as well?
>>142805086how long did albon last? he was complaining about getting cyber bullied and shieeeeet had to get a psychiatrist
VROOM VROOM
>>142805181It's a Schumacher/Benetton situation. They can throw in a veteran like Patrese/Brundle/Piquet or a newcomer like Lehto/Verstappen/Herbert, they'll all get assraped by the generational talent sitting in the other car.
How does driving affect your power bottom abilities?
>>142809526You become a size queen
>>142809457just look at himabsolutely twink buildif he put on a dress and cute thigh highs i'd rail his ass
>>142809534anon that's fucking gay, don't disrespect my flag like this
>>142809526It numbs their asshole and makes it easier to insert things. Its like how your hand gets numb from vibrations
I still can't believe Ralf is homosexual, I mean he never let out any clues about it.
>>142809580Look at his hand lmao.
>>142809580might just be playing both teams tbdesu
>>142809583you don't know where that butt has been. i wouldn't want AIDS from a thot either
>>142809580it was impossible to suffer as a non-queer f1 driver in the 1990simagine all of the grid girls you could have gaped day after daythere were probably 6-7 of them getting piped in the backrooms of the pits after every quali and race
>>142802911Ralf Schumacher has been waved the black cock
https://www.spiegel.de/panorama/formel-sex-schumi-ii-steigt-bei-beate-uhse-ein-a-330026.htmlIn 2005 Ralf bought 50% of a company that was heavily invested in sex toys.
do you think ralf ever raced with a huge dildo jammed in his ass?
I hate sex
>>142809580
>>142809700Hi Etienne!
>Well, it's probably not the first time Ralf's been stuck in the mud
>>142809697imagine how badly his anus would get battered going through the s curves at suzuka and silverstone
>>142809504As much as I rank Schumi I don't think any of those drivers got a fair chance let alone were close at their peak when playing the second fiddle as Flavio hired old geezers or crippies to occupy the second seat.>PatreseA 39-year old veteran, crushed badly by Mansell in '92 who hated active suspension cars>BrundleOnly 33, but was never the same after his ankle(s) where shattered in Detroir '84>Piquet39, fed-up legend who only did it for money. Also by his own words was badly affected by '87 crash in Imola.>LehtoShoulnd't even been in any kind of racing car due to his accident in Silverstone but Flavio forced JJ to race with neck that would have kept sane people bed-ridden.>VerstappenTalented but very immature rooke, didn't stand a chance against established Schumi powers.>HerbertJust like Brundle, not a bad driver but was never the same after Brands Hatch crumbled his legs and there's been rumors about team hiding Schumi's data from him. Though those rumors might also be fake.
>Ralf comes out as gay>next race in Hungaryhe didn't think this through, right?
>pozfags have been shitting on perez all season>he's ahead of kwabmilton in a clearly inferior car
>>142809781Flavio didn't force JJ to do anything, he himself rushed back.
morgen, /f1/my head hurts
Wait wait waitTuning back in to /f1/ now the euros is overRalf Schumacher...is gay?
>>142809836
>>142809852>Ralf Schumacher...is gay?What!? Source?
>>142809757or, i imagine he bolted a dildo onto his seat so if the car ever porpoised or went over a chicane/bump, the dildo would piston itself into his asshole
>>142809697>>142809757>>142809867
>>142809824Maybe, but can you imagine Schumi rushing back with snapped neck and not sitting the season out if he was in similar accident?Exactly, you can't.
>>142809757>>142809867You vote Swiss People's Party, I presume?
Ralf taking it up the ass, licking his French bf's bum and swallowing loads of sperm doesn't make him any less of a man then us.
>>142809457a fucking crime that he gets to put his dick inside vivien
Ocon to HAAS cumfirmed.RIP Shartnussen I guess.
>>142802911>Ralf Schumacher goes sideways at Hamilton straight
>>142810061I beg to fucking differ Hans but it most certainly fucking does.
>>142810164You'll slurp semen this weekend too.
>>142809836she can step on me anytime
>>142810113If true then French money is surely lucrative then
>>142809895Schumi never was in danger of losing his seat.
>>142805086
>>142794749I always thought the Schumacher brothers seemed a little fruity. Michael definately had something zesty about him, he seemed a little light in his race boots when he pranced around like his ferarri had sugar in its tank.
>>142809504No shit, when Michael's car has hacks and the other one doesn't.
I can never respect the Schumacher name again...
>>142794749Who was the Jannetty?
Ralf probably drove races with dried cum in his ass.
No matter whether you are a man or a woman, I am 100% behind you, /f1/
I am enjoying the Ralfposting immensely
>>142810978Bit gay, being 100% behind a man.
Ralf's a come from behind kinda guy
>>142810735fucking kek
>>142811068Really? I thought he preferred to take pole
Spa 1998Wet raceRalf had to bend over for Damon
>>142810735let's not let a man's brother tarnish their shared name
>>142809435The joke would be funnier with Luigi's face on a pic of Mr bean
Why are ye speculating about Ralf's sexuality. He's clearly zesty af and likes to take it up the hoo haa
gimi, we are relenting
>>142804641The final redpill is that homosexuality is a normal part of the human sexual spectrum that you're never going to be able to get rid of so you may as well stop caring so much.Getting you to hate fags is a psyop to stop the working class from organising and lynching the greedy elite parasites that steal from us all and are destroying the planet. /pol/brained idiots are once again doing the unwittingly doing the bidding of the elite by dividing everyone while thinking they're going against them. They'll never learn.
>>142811354>>142811354>>142811354
>>142811353Excellent point
>>142811353You can hate both the establishment and faggots and today it's easier than ever now that faggots are part of the establishment.You'll never get rid of many other defects of the human mind, doesn't mean you have to accept them.
>>142811353>the problem isn't the elites shoving diversity and faggotry everywhere>the problem is that people are resisting itlmao
>>142811474You're literally proving his point by missing it, bravo
>>142811762his "point" is completely ridiculous and there is no need to respond to it. >the final redpill is that north african migrants are a normal part of italian society that you're never going to be able to get rid of so you may as well stop caring so much.
