I'm sick of your guys shit so I'm making the thread today>State of Origin game 3 tomorrow>Peem Pist PoosdayLet's talk some fucking FOOTY
FFF and FTB (foots feets footsday and fuck the bears)
https://youtu.be/S6Q4AiAjJr0?si=50ezYqH47vq00vFtSome morning motivation
>>142800963
>>142802796I got 3 seconds in and closed it, going to save it for about 6pm tomorrow night
Not a sport.
>>142803613You guys literally have a team
>it's a gus's final word dream sequence episode
>>142803613Say that to my face porcalhao!
Eleven in a row Eleven in a row Eleven in a row Eleven in a row Eleven in a row Eleven in a row Eleven in a row Eleven in a row Eleven in a row Eleven in a row Eleven in a row Eleven in a row Eleven in a row Eleven in a row Eleven in a row Eleven in a row Eleven in a row Eleven in a row Eleven in a row Eleven in a row
>>1428027962010 = Gus's speech to the Ukrainian Rada
>>142803815Soft draw but too inconsistent and injured to win them all. If they do fluke the last 7, they don’t have 4 finals wins in them
Ben Hunt has revealed his 23andmehttps://www.nrl.com/news/2024/07/15/maroons-united-around-shared-queensland-ancestry-ahead-of-origin-decider/
Deal has been done for a month apparently
https://www.2gb.com/exclusive-announcement-fast-tracked-for-png-joining-nrl/
>2gb
>>142804187Such a shitshow. Almost as bad as bringing the bears back
>>142803971>He doesn't know 11 in a row is happening
They ain't beating goatcastle
Anyone remember the original leaked expansion plans from a few years ago when the NRL wanted the PNG team to be a Pasifika team based in Cairns that would play games in all the islands and somehow involved the Bears?Almost kind of wished that happened just to see the absolute train wreck
>>142804720$1.67 to miss the 8$2.10 to make the 8$10.00 to make the gf$21.00 to win the comp>the money knows
>The Roosters have been dealt an almighty blow with star fullback Corban Baxter to miss the entire NRLW season after scans confirmed she ruptured her ACL and suffered a lateral meniscus tear during last week’s pre-season trial against the Sharks.>There’s more bad news for the club with Brydie Parker set to miss 6-8 weeks after scans confirmed she’d suffered a forearm fracture that will keep her out for at least the first half of the NRLW season.>It’s a further blow for the Roosters who will be without Shawden Burton for the entire campaign after she tore her hamstring in the pre-season.Looks like Jas has nailed a wing spot
Down an interchange hooker you say
>>142804812Newcastle's season will be sacrificed on the alter of something much greater this Saturday Eleven In A Row
>>142804860That was literally from earlier this year.
>>142804187>>142804240NNNOOOOOOOO
>>142805744Perth will probably still be next brother PNG will just get one out of the next 3
PNG Bears and send all their fans there to live
The PNG Bears thing was the dumbest idea ever but now I want it to happen so the Bears don't stink up the Perth team
Which NRLW player do you want to see hawk tuah
>>142806773Such a June meme anon
>>142807433A meme isn’t done until /nrl/ drives it into the ground
bit too much nrlw chat for an /nrl/ thread
>>142807433>t. Never had his thang spat on
>>142807730My wife Ellie Johnston
>>142807711
Best/Realistic outcome for the game of Rugby League>The Bears join forces with the PNG bid>WA gets their own new Franchise (Quokkas)>NZ get the 20th team, play in that new stadium they're building in Christchurch >After the 10 year deal with the Government is done the PNG Bears fold after 10 consecutive wooden spoons>NRL give their license to Adelaide. Now can truly call Rugby League a national sport>While PNG don't have a team anymore the time they did actually did help the country and relations with Australia.>The Bears go bankrupt and we never hear from them again
>>142808087I'd be okay with PNG winning three straight as long as long as the Bears go bankrupt actually.
>>142803613uma delicia
>>142806773Reuben. Oh wait I HAVE hahahahahah
>2024 National Schoolgirl Cup (QLD) matchup between Emmaus College v Rockhampton Grammar live from Emmaus Collegehttps://www.nrl.com/news/2024/07/16/2024-schoolgirl-cup---emmaus-college-v-rockhampton-grammar/
Yeah OK Richo
Tenacious D concert got "postponed" lads. Hope I get my fucking money back.
they should get banned from all future NRL games and the country tbqhits one thing to say bin the refs its another to go further than that #notcool
I can't stop smoking bongs
t. Bong Smoker
>>142808425>well me and Kyle, we looked at each other >and we each said… ok!
>>142808087>fold after 10 consecutive wooden spoonsI do not want to see any team ever win 10 spoons in a row. It’s bad for business
Ipswich greys R6 #2
>$101
Reminder this anon has never posted a winning tip; in fact he posts these bad tips to manipulate the tote in his favour.
yeah cos everyone and their mums on /nrl/ is loaded
few of your mums have my load ifykwim haha
our manhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/C9eJdbyPj0-/
>>142808657>thinking enough would be bet to alter tote outcomes significantly
GIVE MY $10 BACK YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>142808823FUCKINGS H A N ' THAN'T
>100-1 all day>comes in to 80-1 at the jump Hmmmmm
Yesterday we had two psychos creating and bumping their own threads with schitz talk. Today, nice and chill. Is it the calm before the storm? Who will be waking at 5am to make a thread? How many threads will there be?
>>142808861trip on threadcunt
>>142808823Kek thought you were going to be able to afford 4 at once at Ginza
>>142808892actually i went for a $150 pie and coke special at harlot's
>>142808911Looked at the website, not seeing pie and coke anywhere
>>142808994
>mfw i thought it was creampie and a bump of cocaine
My Wife Quincy Dodd
My Wife Stainesy
>>142808796Me when Emma Bovary, you know, does the thing.
if she was a cow she'd be Emma Bovine iykwim haha
https://youtu.be/6FMEoGdv86g?si=-8-VKDXmZbTIvNFRLou Reed - Perfect Day
>>142809011what are the pies like?
>>142809145meth mostly
>>142808861We had one thread made, which was nice and normal and on topic, but the inclusion of a woman made a certain somebody erupt with anger, and the other threads were made
>>142807773It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjySjPnzlIk
when are origins team finalised?
One hour before kickoff
what if someone dies in that hour
trellparachutingontothestadiumrooftwohoursbeforekickoffandrapellingdownintotheplayerstunnel.jpeg
>>142809440https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/856820
The 19th man will become the 18th man
>>142809440if these happen you know reec walsh trip over on way to field and "break ankel"
>>142809453
>>142809295You got the spirit but I don’t think that’s a precise reflection of what occurred
Liking this new NRLW writer on NRL.com, very vivid word pictures, engaging prose:>The Roosters roared to life>Dodd took off from dummy-half and gobbled up metres>Brute strength from Ellie Johnston put Cronulla further ahead, the prop skittling defenders and muscling her way to the line>halfback Jocelyn Kelleher danced through the defence>finesse their combination>errors and penalties cruelled the Coast>crafty show-and-go>textbook unders line>damaging front-rower Sarah Togatuki>Jesse Southwell was at her scheming best>crossed after completing a slick backline movementhttps://www.nrl.com/news/2024/07/15/nrlw-trial-wrap-roosters-stars-injured-ahead-of-season-opener/
>We had one thread madeyes>which was nice and normalno> and on topicno>the inclusion of a woman made a certain somebody erupt with angernoFucking coomers have busted out so many of their brain cells they’ve lost touch with reality
Under Australian consumer law rugby league coaches are allowed to replace major defects within the hour prior to kick-off, however simple change of mind refunds or exchanges are prohibited.
What about minor defects?
>>142809490
Yes well that's very good and all, however; roosters don't lay eggs and they should change their name to the Sydney Roasties
>>142809295is that why the OP got deleted?
>roosters don't lay eggsIrish education
>>142809548>>142809553
>>142809490You can tell he has a sincere enthusiasm for the game and a sense of duty to capture and relay its excellence and spirit, as well as the defining personal characteristics of particular players. I don't think it's a female writer because it has a sense of gravity, earnestness, and quality that is absent in the genre fiction writing most women train their literary brains to mush with, but could be wrong.
>>142809561https://youtu.be/97DKYE4ezm8
>>142809548All NRLW peems have to have the same name as the men's peems because of some dumb clause in the contracts.
>>142809573blud wrote all that
>>142809573I reckon it’s chatGPT
>>142809568Just got a (You) lads
>>142809582As a feminist I'm appalled by this and will continue boycotting that shit until Souths are admitted
>>142809548We have an established word for female rooster: coquette.
>>142809600only good clubs get nrlw teams
>>142809594VPN on Irish
>>142809607lmao irish just got fucked up harder than a 12 year old girl being shot by imperialist bootlicking SAS troopers during the Troubles
K I L LA L LA N G L O I D S
>>142809607>please explain broncucks and titans
>>142809553That would've been because somebody reported it
*rubs hands together waiting for the thread carnage tomorrow*
>>142809600The Souths Coneys**Pronounced the authentic and correct way: cunnies.
>>142809648>anon thinks report = post deleted automatically
Threadcunt here. I am making tomorrow's thread. I don't care if there are 10 others already in the catalog.
>>142809656Jersey mock-up pls
>>142809648It doesn't have to be reported. If janny is browsing he'll just see it
^^^doubt that is him, but the dipshit would probably do it
>no cowgirls>no chooks>no valkyriesPretty weak of the NRL desu
>>142809665That's the kind of conviction you need to have all the time threadcunt.
>>142809688Nah mate, it was an Origin-impacted round. You let the rookies have a run, knowing they'll never outshine your first graders.
I didn't know that rabbits are cunts. I thought it was from some Danish knife called a prick and its scabbard a cunt
>the first graders
>>142809675As if they’d browse this cesspit
>>142809648If you're going to post out-of-uniform NRLW athletes then you need to specify in the post or filename that the woman is a rugby league player, otherwise janny, lacking the /nrl/ family's expert encylopedic knowledge of NRLW players and their social media accounts, assumes it's off-topic.
And do tell, who are the "first grade" thread makers?
https://www.instagram.com/mollyspoilme/donate to my Mistress please!
>>142809582I don't mind but but they could let them make little changes to the logos and stuff. Raiders wanted to use this but weren't allowed
>>142809676>>142809704>>142809719he's trembling ladsfuck off you tourist
>>142809665>>142809688>>142809696>You let the rookies have a run, knowing they'll never outshine your first graders.Holy shit hope some of you are ready to open wide, he’s baking a hot one
>>142809724The implication was making fun of Reece Walsh as a player, not any posters you media illiterate reartard.
I'm a first grade threadster
walsh is an honorary family member i will not accept scrutiny
>>142809724
>>1428097212bh I'd have liked to have seen the NRLW sides use the men's team colours but otherwise have their own logos, mascots and identities.
>suaalii back in campWill his spirit live on?
>>142809738So you and threadcunt. Is that really the whole list? kek
There's a lot of marketing potential for things like Gold Coast Mermaids.It's sexy and punters like sex
>>142809752>he can never post the right one
*dispels negative energy from the thread
the only deadly choice there is which milker to suck on first
>>142809785sorta shaped like my nJoy Pure Wand prostate massager
>>142809752So true. The insidious caterpiller that is threadsperg laying his pesitilant eggs on our fair threadcunt built family home.
>>142809756There's a good chance Suaalii will be considered an Origin winner and lift the shield after playing 7 minutes and getting sent off
(Beware spoilers)>The script is written, the stage is set. It’s a decider at Suncorp Stadium, with the Maroons looking for a third-straight series victory Zzzzzzzzzzz
Cowgirls logo could be a hot chick facing backwards riding a horse
>>142809763painting them as equals in terms of their petulance is absurd
>>142809785That’s racist
I've made a few well received threads in the past.. Can I also be a first grader?
>>142809810I wish it was. As long as he continues to threadsplit and be proud of it, no it isn’t.
>>142809820You're in the 30 man squad
>>142809807
Back in the day I used to make threads on weekdays when not much was really going on and Matt would tell me to kill myself
>>142809822was yesterday a threadsplit?
That's good but far too sexy for the current year
>>142809837This but she's facing the wrong way (eluding to the sexual position)
>>142809696And they were all Bears-tier threads. Time for a return to greatness.
don't post that shit
>gets named at fullback for the first grade /nrl/ thread maker's XIIIpshh nothin personnel kid
>Loge Box
>>142809842Yesterday was an nrl thread and an nrlw thread. So no. It was still fuckin stupid though
asserting that and then calling it stupid is very dishonest
>that'll be 5k thanks
>>142809886The family must send 4 ambassadors to share a loge box and represent /nrl/ on the world stage.
That'll be a tax deductible more like
Is it pronounced like "lodge" or what
>>142809904If you didn’t want an opinion you shouldn’t have asked champion
>>142809917https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/logeclick on the speaker
I don't like that word one bit
superfluous
>>142809703Cunt is just the original Old English word for vagina/vulva, was not an obscenity. Vagina and vulva are made up borrowed learnings that have completely different meanings from their original uses. Actual Latin for vagina/vulva was cunnus.
>>142809696>>142703223>I-I-I d-d-d-don't really care anymore
now playing: entourage s3e1
>>142809910But that will take up 8 seats
It's a bit of a niche theatre word which is cool within its context, when used by thespians. When Americans use it at sports arenas it becomes obsequious
>>142809917>Doublet of lobby, loggia and lodge.Fancy recent French doublet.
I have a 72 word vocabulary refuse to use anymore
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cony-catcher
seventy-two is a word
Rabbit catcher?
>>142810056trip on samwise gamgee
pussy-chaser
Cleary back from his sex holiday with Mary. Balls empty and can now just focus on winning the comp
what's conies, precious? what's conies, eh?
Is a cony catcher a rabbitoh?
>>142810098who the fuck is Cleary?
ANYBODY SEEN CLEARY?
cleary will never play origin again after moses leads nsw to victory tomorrow night
Bulli Greys R10 #8>for the Tigers fans
freshies complaining like gimmick wasn’t always to post roughies or funny names
I'm quite surprised the nrlw have allowed a peem to be called the roosters tbqh I can tell you're all city """people""" and have never seen roosters going about their business think 6 bulldogs players in 2004 in a coffs harbour hotel room and you have what all roosters (the animal not the roosters peem) do routinely now I don't particularly give a shit what they call themselves but the nrlw need to see roosters in action and act accordingly
Sydney City Feminine Penises
>Day off tomorrow AND ThursdayFinna go hard out tomorrow lads
Who here /Tieri/?
I remember they wanted dna samples (sperm) from all 17 Bulldogs players and Hazem told them he wouldn't
>>142810446That’s perverse
I've kept chickens and it's best if you have one rooster with 10-15 hens.You can keep a bunch of roosters together too depending on the breed they don't always just fight each other, you can castrate them too and they fatten up
If you put 6 roosters with one hen they'd probably rape her to death, very stupid thing to do
>>142810590the could’ve got all 17 off Palavi
>>142810952Criminal, that baby needs a helmet.
>>142810952
gagai or the baby?
>>142810973don’t think it can help Munster at this point
>>142811004I thought it was Deardon
the baby or gagai?
>>142811004>>142811080meth mostly
all i’m saying is has anyone ever seen Milky & Akuila Uate in the same room together?
probably nightie’s wifey
Queensland's entire forward pack
Rabbitohs Glenn StewartTigers Braith AnastaSharks Matthew JohnsEels Frank PritchardSharks Trent BarrettKnights Craig GowerRaiders Matt OrfordManly Aaron WoodsBroncos Issac Luke
in the office tomorrow lads so i'll miss the origin
We are locked and loaded.
>Replay
>>142811926>REPLAYlmao the script is already written
What's the deep lore on the "That's Tops!" to "That's Gold!" thumb/no-thumb change? Vague memories of it originally being thumbs up and "That's Tops!" before someone threatened to sue over a trademark and they changed it to a thumbs down "That's Gold!" which stuck, but the threat of legal action dissipated and everyone switched back the classic thumbs up version.
>>142812059picrelgo rabbitohs btw iykwim haha
>>142812059I wondered why they changed it
That's Tops was a double thumbs up gesture with both hands. That's Gold was closed fist on open palm. Thumbs up That's Gold was the daring synthesis.
>>142812059I don’t know cunt what am I fucking chief harrigan fuck me swinging
>>142812218no you're reg reagan retard
someone should bring back the Sterlo yeah yeah for July
>>142812233https://youtu.be/94bBVp1i8ow?si=WOOjkC7vn80z91TX still makes me laugh after all these years >they’re just kids mate, they’re just kids
Legendary Footy Show moments: Rebecca Wilson getting crop dusted and quitting the show after one week.
>>142812776AM I EVER GONNA SEE THE BIFF AGAINBRING BACK BRING BACK THE BIFF
>>142808425It's overhttps://www.instagram.com/p/C9e5msPpC3y/
>>142812838>Early life and educationThomas Jacob Black[3] was born in Santa Monica, California,[4] on August 28, 1969,[5] the son of satellite engineers Thomas William Black and (((Judith Love Cohen))).[6] He was raised in Hermosa Beach, California. His mother worked on the Minuteman nuclear missile guidance system, the Apollo lunar module guidance system and the science ground station for the Hubble Space Telescope, and was also a writer.[7][8][9] He has three older half-siblings through his mother: scientist (((Neil Siegel))), Howard Siegel, and Rachel Siegel.[9] His mother was born Jewish, while his father converted to Judaism. Black was raised Jewish, attending Hebrew school and having a bar mitzvah.[10] His ancestry includes English, German, Irish, Polish, Russian, and Scottish.[11][12]
Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny is a great movie
Jack is innocent. Baldy was the one who wrongjoked.>>142812860A very accomplished woman and family who have made great contributes to mankind's conquest of space and the American nuclear umbrella that guards Australia's shores day and night.
>poothers customer >kyle petrolleddon't let the door hit you on the way out faggots
>>142813018trip on pine gap glowdigger
>kept the tags onWonder if he flipped it on ebay afterwards
Poor family friendly Kung Fu Panda man. Such is the fate of allowing bald men into your life, total ick merchants.
Happy origin day, bingo is on
>>142813338it was anybody not anyone>>135440000
My memory is fading and it’s late
>>142814456Is that from when her dress ripped off??Hnnnggggg10/10
>>142814456>>142814477>66 seconds At least wait so it’s not so obvious
>>>/tv/ cringe
>>142814605Lol she is hot thoQueensland women could never
he says that never having set foot in queensland cause an abo would smell nsw all over him and deck him the fucking dog
>>142814769Name one qld born chick that comes close to Jen
I see 20 a day, go outside this will be my last msg enjoy the thread alone as you always do
>>142812059Chief Harrogan started That's Gold on the footy show. That's all I know for sure
No need for an Origin thread until this hits its bump limit ii reckon
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/856963
Good morning>>142819673>>142819673>>142819673
