First-round resultsAlec Bohm: 21 home runs Jose Ramirez: 21 home runsBobby Witt Jr.: 20 home runsTeoscar Hernandez: 19 home runsAdolis Garcia: 18 home runsPete Alonso: 12 home runsstill to bat:Gunnar Henderson, Orioles Marcell Ozuna, Braves
Doyers
RUH ROH
doyers
bohm goes the dynamite
ozuna from the barfidingers
First for that anthem rendition was Fergie levels of bad
Ozuna is abusing those balls
>mest can’t even win fake WSEmbarrassing
OZUNA FROM DA GAYVES
Kiss the ring
osuna gassed
Bohm Run Derby
SNAKES
>>142805644I would have sex with Fergie
>already gassedfucking lmao
>only hits 4>tiredGet Riley in here
Embarrassing for ozuna. This is worse than pete
Ozuna hitting these way too high
>>142805671they got big bananas in atlanta
>>142805672nike road jerseys have proven this year that almost every baseball player is badly out of shape
wtf Pete you prolly got in with BetKing to lose on purpose for a huge cut of the profits
Gunnar is our last hope for an actual good performance
I FUCKING LOVE THE WNBA
Guys it’s only the first round Alonso will do better in the next
>Audio desync
>>142805652kershaw only has 1? lmao
how the fuck did MLB let alec fucking bohm set the lead?
>you know what they're saying in the dominican republic>random spanish babble
Is Ozuna from the braves really not going to make it to the next round?
>>142805707they draw straws
>>142805652Kiss the ring, ese!
o-ozuna fr-from da braves...
>>142805652>the LA looks like an asterisk
It's Bohmver
Ozuna baby
>>142805707the rest of yall know when he durn to ya
Juan Yepez might not be the best bullpen pitcher
>that one might give him the bonus ballhow many times has this dude said that and it's no where near 425' lmao
>>142805692He's last. There is no next round
that was a big glove
>too high
Cmon brozuna
>>142805739i liked the one that didnt even make it to the warning track
go atlanta yay!
>barfs
KEK OZUNA FROM DA GAYVES
suck em, gayves!
ackkk
IF ONLY HE HIT BALLS AS WELL AS HE HITS HIS WIFE AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>poopzuna
want to love the braves but they need to do something about their melanated players and their eternal propensity for choking
That was almost as bad as petes pitcher
is pete really out or does he get another chance?he clearly got fucked over by this gay format that rewards swinging at everything
>>142805768ggnore
>>142805768he stinks!
>>142805741He’s last but only in this round, he still has 2 rounds
>>142805763hey we don't talk about that
Gunnar is our last hope for an actual good round
>>142805766Choke on this cock you fag
Of course the MLB had to change the rules just so Witt could not be one and done. Under the old format, he's out.
>easy smooth swings>excellent mechanics>superior stamina
These uniforms really are trash
Scooby doo bat!
HOW tf did cal ripken jr win the 2001 home run derby at age 47
>>142805654Ya did it
more like bummar
white boy summer is cancelled
c'mon scoob
>>142805763some onlyfan thots made 54 million in one year and her bf beat her on the daily explain that mate
White boy summer bros…
This is all rigged for Alonso to win it again
>>142805811I would have treated her like a queen
GUNTARD
>>142805809i know what you wanna doyou wanna make a big sandwich
Wtf Gunnar doing worse than Pete
>>142805790The problem with the old format is that a bunch of dudes didn't obey the format. This evens the playing field to a degree
>>142805826He has been gassed the last two weeks. Genuinely got pissed when he said he’d be doing the HRD
Gunnar Henderson only cares about winning games that matter
good to know that it's not just pete, this format is trash
>>142805820She would lose interest immediately.
JEEPERS!RUH ROH!
Gunnar FAGerson
>>142805820Lol
>>142805839awww da widdle mets fan mad his favwit retard made stinky poopy
>>142805853KEK
>>142805671>those bobs
If Scooby Doo fails, then what cartoon can help Gunnar next year?
Teobros we got a chance!
what is the semi final/final? just another round of this?
>>142805842this right here some of them are just wired differently...i'd post her letter telling of her love after her beat her but jannies and mods love to ban on /sp/ and /tv/
Like I even care that my guy didn't gas himself in some arbitrary clown show lmao
>>142805839it's basically the same format, it's just bad hitters this year
Half of those pitches weren’t even in the zone the fuck
>>142805839cope
>Worse than PeteOh my
>>142805671Classic gayves
It's just no the same without him
why no yanks in the HRD
>Alonso killed his swing for the second half of the season for this Home Run Slurpy
>>142805811>some onlyfan thots made 54 million in one yearIf you believe this piece of marketing, you're retarded.
>>142805870semifinals are the same, final is 27 pitches/2 minutes
>>142805875No it isn't lol
this is the level of pitching that shitters like babe ruth were up against in real games
TEOISIN
>bohm is the fifth best home run hitter on the PhilliesLmao
>11
>>142805745
Hey cool Teo advanced
>>142805894it's been timed like this for like 10 years
>>142805897sure but ruth was drunk off his ass the entire time so it balances out
>>142805886They’re on a skid and are all on a team building retreat
>>142805828For the clown prince of the Royals and the biggest fraud in baseball? Rob Manfred slurps semen.
>The 4 betting favorites are eliminated>The 4 good consistent hitters remainkek
>>142805899he leads the league in doubles though :D
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
power fags btfo by elite contact and mechanics
Whites vs Dominicans
Runnar Renderron rostRoh no…
>>142805917pottery
honestly this is so much better than I thought Bohm would do so I'm happy
>>142805918Maybe they should have a doubles derby and bohm can win that too
>ORIOLOLS
Is the Gunnar meme over before it even started?
>>142805938bohm has a mechanically perfect swinganyone who didnt know this going in lost out on a huge payday
Witt Jr +550Ramirez +1400yep I'm feeling good
>>142805933Bohm flipped the narrative on it's head and put the pressure on everyone else to hit half the balls for home runs
>>142805930SCOOBY DOOBIE DOOBIE POOO
why are there so many gambling degens on my /sp/
Why’d no one show up for Pete
>>142805914why did the yanks hit that bmore player in the head trying to kill him and why is baseball the only sport where you can kill someone
I do not like Alex Bohm's face
imagine ohtani's twink interpreter but with a dick
bobby abreu still has the greatest derby performance ever shits so wild
>>142805971he's got a face only a mother could love
well rip witt, literally everything Eduardo Perez has said has gone the opposite direction
What cartoon would you use for a HRD bat?
>>142805970>chuck hughes>damar hamlin
CMON BABY
>>142805985frisky dingo
>>142805910Except it was also head to head single elimination from the start, and the bonus round was timed, and pitches were not limited
>>142805985fishermans wife
im a cubs fan and I'm rooting for Bobby Witt Jr and Teo Hernandez!
>this is too easy
bobbybros....
>>142805971yea well I think you STINK
>>142805985one of the old blackface ones
>>142806007ewww what is that horrible jersey
>>142806007
>>142805985>I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BASEBALL BAT MORTY
>>142805971>t. brainlet
>>142806003cubyalgers!
>>142805985X-Men, and then it'd just be Rogue's ass.
>>142806020>entire bat is a pickle texture
>>142806015Me on the left(You) on the right
>>142805985BROLY
>>142806022ive sucked dick before i would think i can judge a dudes face better than u
>>142806018
>>142806035Me stage rightYou stage left
More like Sloppy Shit Poonyer
Cleveland, does JRam still use a translator?
>>142805985a bit old but still Kino.
why no black players in the home run derby
Witt found his HR swing
the derby is so comfy>>142806052it's a bracket nowWitt vs Ramirez Bohm vs Hernandez
>>142806061Who are your suggestions?
>>142806061
le baseball IQ
>>142806035Knocked him out of baseball
>>142806061ask the mlb RBI (reviving baseball in innercities) program
>>142806061socioeconomic reasons
I picked witt to win because
>>142806061>gas themselves in the timed section>no discipline to hold for bad pitches for the bonus roundalso>biological choking machines
>watch me hit 18
>>142806077blessed digits
>>142806068Batting is the most intense thinking exercise in sports.
>>142806061racism or whatever
>>142806065frank thomas hank arron
how is this not a black guy
the outs format is just trash, I don't mind the pitch limit to prevent it from the main round from being too chaotic but the bonus round should be timed without a pitch limit, just let them take 15 swings in 40 seconds or whatever
>>142805985Samurai Jack or Pokemon
Man, what an Anthem to start. Good shit.
i mute the player interviews
>>142806101sorry bro too latino to be black haha try again
>>142806090>me after 5 minutes on the beach
>>142806099>Frank Thomas
>>142806101no real black has a smile that angelic
>>142806101
>>142806101he is latino
>>142806089>hits 16
another storm about to azz fuck illinois and wisconsin kek
>>142806061Teoscar, Ozuna and Ramirez are black
J-Ram out of steam?
Bibby Wott or JRam?
>>142805985One piece and my wife nami
he just doesn't have the natural power, he has to catch his breath more and swing harder
>>142806132i look like this
>>142806134id be happy with any of these 4 winning DEZU. i just want some ludo kino sovl
yeah Teoscar is winning this whole thing
>>142806130american blacks and why are these 3 announcer so fukken terrible...i need the back back back
>>142806140Will you be my pitcher in my beer league's Home Run Derby next Wednesday?
>>142806130And Garcia
i hate 2020+4 ads so much it's unreal
Modern Family isn't funny
jose ramirez best hitter in the history of franchise lmao ravech is a clown
gay oscar
sammy told bohm he gets to put it wherever he wants if he wins
Ten bucks says Witt picks his nose
>>142805623"Dingers could be here right now" Bohm thought, "I've never been in this stadium before, there could be dingers anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his chest. "I HATE DINGERS" he thought. Famous by Kanye West reverberated through the speakers of the stadium, making it pulsate as his $9 Nike jersey hung heavy on his chest and relieved him of any (merited) fears of home runs on the road. "With a double you can go two bases at a time" he said to himself out loud.
kino
>tim anderson got knocked out by this weak asskek
>>142806158disgusting
>>142806158docking in her foreskin...
sovl
>J-Scam
Be honest /mlb/, would you?
>>142806170now tim is out of baseball forever and thats not right
>>142806183>weeb
this crowd is fucking shit
>>142806158he picks the hair
>>142806182false
Why does the league love these formats that punish hitters for their pitchers being bad?
>>142806186with a rock? why of course.
Wow I wonder who will win this retard rigjob
respect
>>142806186would I what?
>Clevelose
I can't wait for bohm to choke nd u phillies fags shut the fuck up
>>142806191there hasn't been a good round yet, it's understandableevery home run derby should be at Coors
This commentary is so ass, might just turn on the Spanish broadcast
LETS GO TEO BEAT them phillies
fucking hell eduardo is so cringe
>>142806186back too long
>>142806204>expecting our fat midget to have the endurance to swing a bat 100 times
>>142806191its the rangers stadium what do you expectvery many better and more deserving places to hold the all star game but I won't mention them out of respect
>>142806209they are very boring very very very boring
>>142806186how big is her penis?
>>142806206phillies dont choke, ur thinkin of crag krimble
Sunday Night Baseball is cringe
>>142805623Good luck Teo!
>>142806209I have it muted I'd rather sit in silence listening to the ceiling fan
>>142806218won't be a good all star weekend til 2026 in phillycoinciding with usa 250 anniversary
Get this white-passing Dominican twink off my screen
>>142806209do they still go "back back back back back" or was that a long time ago?
>>142806186that's a drawing buddy
they need to add in the crowd noise fuck espn
Teoscar please you're literally our last hope for a good round
TEOBROS IT'S OUR TIME!
>>142806209Death to Eduardo Perez
>>142806206who gives a shit he made it farther than any phillies fan thought he would
>>142806236no moar back back back these 3 clowns have zero personality
ebel will fuck it up somehow
>>142806243>homeruns are dick
>>142806242the fact that espn kept elevating him tells you all you need to know about modern espn
>>142806243Thats what the Phillies say every year when they lose in the playoffs too
BRING BACK THE FUKKEN CROWD NOISE
wheres livvy?
i don't feel so good, teobros...
teobros...
>>142806261popping Paul's pimples
BRING BACK STEROIDS
>>142806242based
teo is hosed
>>1428062582022, yes. 2023, no.
>>142806258what do the braves say when they get their shit pushed in every october?
Kek this proves just how bad this format is honestly Holy shit teoscar
this event is a travesty
>>142806234I know they're your rival but atlanta wont be that bad
Teosisters.... it's over....
doyers kek
Worst homerun derby since ???
god what a bunch of retards. Manfred is probably with Ohtani and Judge in the cages right now BEGGING them to participate next year
Teos always been feast or famine
dodgers eliminated in the 2nd round (nlds) again... sigh
>>142806281yes to all 3
>>142806281THE ONE IN BACK IS ALL LEGS
>>142806281i want to fuck the nerdy ugly girl on the right
SHEoscar HERnandez
>>142806270This, but unironically
>>142806281If she's 18 then yes
I'm worried that Alec Bohm had too long of a layoff between runs. He might suffer like the Braves did last postseason....
>>142806232you jinxed it. gura is now a curse.
>>142806277>bbbbut the braves!Obsessed. I imagine they say that they've won a ring more recently than whoever knocked them out though.
>>142806297there is zero evidence mcgwire did roids
>>1428062852014
>>142806261getting mogged the fuck out
>>142806287>Ohtani and Judgeboth of these faggots turned into divas before they even won a damn thing. Never even sniffed a world series.
Vlad with a Teo BJs jersey. He is so done and Atkins should be fired.
fuk la
>>142806316but west is hotter than east in your pic
>>142805623>Teoskwab
>>142806309
>>142806297McGwire started doing roids because his ginger ass couldn't pick up any girls early in his career.
LETS GO BOHMLETS GO BOHMLETS GO BOHMLETS GO BOHMLETS GO BOHMLETS GO BOHMLETS GO BOHM
>>142806285this entire year is a new low in sports including baseball hockey tennis basketball football...sports have lost their edge with some many mid players and old super stars
>>142806321or they're already pulling a deadline deal to bring Teo back kek
>>142806322good post
>>142806311Hey, he scored more than Ramirez and Bohm hasn't gone yet. He can still advance!
>>142806232You did this Gura.....YOU DID THIS!! HARK!!!
>>142806316bug on the right looks like buckethead kek
This commentary is dreadful
>>142806316i LOVE asian pussy but iw ill never understand why asian women grow out their sideburns
>>142806334Straight up for Nate Pearson
>>142806314Except for, you know, the whole admitting to it thing.https://www.espn.com/mlb/news/story?id=4816607I wasn't joking either. Steroids are better for the game. And the reason there are so many injuries now is because they can't use steroids anymore.
>Bohm’s father is the Grinch
fuck espn
bohm looks like the elvis guy
teobros....
>>142806316>he posted this unironicallyyellow fever is a mental illness
CAM ON BOHMER, HIT SOM FOOOKIN DINGERS
The battle of the lesbian haired whiteoids incoming
>>142806350an admission of guilt is not evidence of guilt.
BOHMAZING GRACEHOW SWEET THE SOUNDOF DINGERS HIT BY THEE
Even with no pressure, Teo still swung at the garbage.
kek they didn't even show the first home runwhat a shitshow
what is this pitcher doing
bohms pitcher is ass
throw him some meatballs bro come on
teobros we got a chance!
This is the Bohm I expected
>>142806316We love Sullyoon
>>142806386>>142806389quit making excusesyour boy bohm sucks lmao
more like alec bum
Bryce Slurper is here
eduardo is retarded
B O H M OHM
pitcher got a memo to make it interesting
>>142806399Oh no no no no
uhhh bros? i thought bohm was a bum...
fuck just foul LOL
>>142806399apologize
bro it's going to be so funny when he can't get one out on the bonus round
>>142806399pitcher was throwing so high it would clear your head for the first half. apologize
so close!
>>142806399DODGERS SUCK
he's so dreamy!
FUCK
What the fuck is this retard doing
>>142806439lol
A DRAW
>Alec Bum
WE'RE FUCKING SHIT
>>142806425>>142806432>>142806425HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nice script rob
We go to the penalty kicks!
>philthies
SWING OFF
I don't think this semen slurping derby is for me
>swing off time>going to tire them both out for the finalskek
>Activate it
>and this fucking semi's a fuckinggg DDDRRRAW
ERG just gaped me
Teoscar is getting the juiced balls. We can't have a White boy Final
well, I can hear the tornado siren
>>142806478kek
CAHM ON TEOSCAR
teosisters!
bohmbros.......
a home run derby that punishes sluggersthanks, manfred!
damn, gg dodgerbros, I don't think Bohm can go 3/3
>>142806484same
We didn't even expect Bohm to get this far so its a win actually
now teoscar will be shit in the second half because he ruined his body in the derby
A TORNADO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>142806507>
>>142806505its over, I had a good life
>>142806421>>142806432>>142806440>>142806443APOLOGIZE
KEK PHILTHIES
doyerbros... we beat the phillies at something....
>alex bum
>>142806311>>142806342Believe in GURA
hell yea bohm, gg teoscar that was fun as hell
ACK
>Bum
good try bohm
>>142806513Meh, it doesn't matter without the pitching.
PHILTHIE KEK
You just knew the league wasn't going to allow two white finalists. Teoscar has the rigging behind him
these tiebreak rules seem weirdit felt way easier for teoscar
Dodyals final!
>beating alec bohm in a hr derby is like winning the world series to gay fans
why do they say bohm like that?i grew up with a bohm and he pronounced it "baym"
will ireton reduced to effeminate cheerleading twink
reminder >barfs>mest
>>142806540It was. He got so much more time to rest.
As a phillies fan , world series will be a nice consolation prize
>>142805623This derby sucked
>>142806003you won!
He won't win, but Teo had a great run. Reminded me of the Joc run.
>>142806551
I hope Ross Atkins is seething right now
>Doyer in the finals>it’’s not OhtaniJake Cave’s least favorite player makes it to the finals
>>142806548Doyers. My nigga Teo bout to win this whole thing.
Bobby Witt Sneediur
>>142806542
>>142806544idk it's always been b-oh-m
>>142806559>62-34God, we're great
>>142806575>3-18
>>142806545So just his normal job.
i would let teoscar date my ugliest daughter
this derby is officially shit bros. it started off so well with the anthem too
>>142806562Tfw he is about to trade more pitching prospects and sign aging vets out of revenge
>>142806577what is your team's record?
Bibby Wott will claim the title
>>142806559One of those teams will be lucky to win 45 games this year. Phuck off
Do not let Witt win this semen slurpfest, Teo.
>>142806582>>142806554I actually like the format, they just have a bunch of contact hitters instead of dinger hitters.
>>142806579Twink death gonna hit him like a truck
>>14280658656-41
>Teos approach to the plate just wasn't in line with our standards, we much prefer the plate approach our team has now at the bottom of the standings
>>142806582This shit was soulless as fuck. Constant pozzed ads, nothing interesting from the players or commentators aside from the initial RUH ROH, and bad hitting.
>michael bufferlmao interesting
>the worst buffergay
cringe
>philthies fans lashing out b/c their boy alex bum suckslmao
LETS GET READY TO HOMMMEEEEEERRRRRRR!
michael needs to retire and let bruce do it>IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
>>142806614>buffer is 80 this year
Based blue and white unis left standing
so glad i never had to leave new york
>>142806615You actually like the screaming Bruce Buffer over the legend? Fucking zoomer.
>>142806610>Whining about adsCope Spaghetti
literal who teoscar hernandez winning this thing is bad for th game of baseball
>>142806633I wish the players still wore their teams uniforms for the all star game
>>142806628no.
>>142806639same
LETS GO TEO LETS GO DOYERS
Baseball stadiums are Americas most beautiful buildings my gosh when its all dark and all those lights wow...jaw dropped.
>>142806649goosebumps
>making Teoscar go first when he's already gassedRigged
>>142806647one of the only good uses of LEDs desu
>>142806636>copeThat word doesnt mean what you think it means
Luv the derby luv dingers simple as
>>142806661Neither does pozzed
>>142806639They'll still wear their teams' helmets right?
>>142806656THIS RIGHT HERE
>>142806667explain how those ads weren't pozzed
>>142806668no
>>142806635I'd heem you sleepy
>>142806676Because you just seethe at people who are different than you.
i could fuck everyone in this thread
>>142806688Is that a challenge?!?!?
>>142806685That does not answer the question nor does it prove that I misused "pozzed"
cereal question why dont the player drink the Gatorade most reach for the water
I could pozz everyone in this thread
every time they hit 3 in a row and the crowd wants to get excited they miss the next couple
>>142806695gatorade is good for when you really sweat, they're just taking BP
This is a great performance from Teo but I'm also convinced its gonna destroy his body.
>>142806695they ran out of the good flavors
why don't they go back to the original format. I fucking hate manfred.
>>142806711Remember Joc after the 2015 home run derby? Hope Teo doesn't turn into that
hell yeah Teo!
decent performance for a final round. if Witt wins it should be pretty exciting
goblina disgusto
>>142806694Ok, what makes it pozzed to you?
>>142806730was that his wife? she's adorable
Good effort by Teo. Pretty consistent in all the rounds.
which dodger(s) fucks the twink interpreter? (besides ohtani)
>>142806688ngh..mfh...
>>142806714what part of cereal question didnt you understand bloke
>>142806739yeah he's hittin' that
>>142806683Whatever go brush you broccoli ass hair.
>>142806741much better than the last dodger that was in this event
wnba time if anyones down
>Teoscarwhats that, like a Mexican car?
>>142806746m-my...my...ass......my ass....
>>142806751go away zoomer californian
Teo's got this in the bag. There's no way Witt will win this one.
if witt loses this i will eat my cum to interracial hentai
>>142806756spanish player here longer still dont speak english
>>142806737Fuck off retard
>>142806750Dookie splaps
>>142806643I disagree.
>>142806771Nah, answer the question, Mario
Royals are playing for nothing and no one. This is their world series
Bobby Shit Poonior
it's over
>>142806780And like every game they play, they'll lose.
they should really switch it to swings not pitches, not really fair a lot of the pitches were shit
witt had like an extra 20 minutes just to relax and he's still worn out
Witt's going to come out and smoke that ball.screencap this, faggots.
>>142806788they should use a pitching machine
Kino is on the way bros
fraud derby. nuball was a mistake
>>142806795He's choking.
>>142806809you were saying? he's winning this shit or i am a giant faggot(false).
anyone who says the outs format is better is a retard. with this format like 8/10 derbies have been great, with the old format 80% of derbies were absolute garbage, even this is better than most of the old ones
>>142806798nah that's soulless
oh fuggg
ok, this is epic
captain clutch oh shit
TEOSISTERS
Manfred kino
that was fun as fuck lolRETVRN>>142786431>>142786431>>142786431>>142786431
WE WON WE WON WE WON
TEO!
BIBBY WOTT NOOOOOOOOO
T E O EOFIRST EVER DOYER DERBY CHAMPION
Teo did it ;_;
"Oh and he smokes it!"
>>142806819i dont care faggot
1 MILLION DOLLARS PLEASE
Teoscar was the chosen one today, damn, won by inches on the Bohm foul ball and the Witt off the wall
My Teo :)
>>142806879witt's first hit in the final round was also foul by inchesteoscar deserved to win, he was the only batter smart enough to take breaks in the bonus round
that saved the derby from being an absolute dud desu. If Witt had made the comeback it would have been even better though, would have been an all time classic for the final round at least
>>142806816Finely aged retardation
