sydney swans edition
thank fucki was baking but i can't fucked doing it when we're between rounds
>>142814131Best wardrobe malfunction ever 10/10 butt
>>142814131based
>>142814156Hear hearJen has the best arse of all time
Gayfl
>>142814245HHHNNNGGGGGG11/10
>>142814041Why are those Collingwood players wearing Swans costumes?
>>142814245Said it before and I’ll say it againThere’s no hotter sheila
>>142814348?????
>>142814357He was obviously raped
>>142814245
>>142814390Our eternal queen of the universe
>>142814445She ain’t no Jennifer though
>>142814191>>142814151>>142814131Lmaoooooo
>>142814527GtfoJen has a perfect body and perfect faceShe’s an 11/10
>>142814543Natural beauty tooBeen beautiful since she was first famous
>>142814570Lol
>>142814607How did Jen win Miss UNIVERSE then m8???
>>142814601That makes her even more based
>>142814646JHawk has 100000x better arse
>>142814699
>>142814721> if you like athletic and tonedFTFY
>>142814722>>142814703>>142814699>>142814681>>142814680>>142814646>>142814592>>142814570Is this all overcompensating for the OP pic?
>>142814744never seen that pic before holy shit
>>142814786Jen’s ass is soooo much better lol
>>142814601>>142814644
Jen’s arse is the Dusty 2017 of arses
at the protest alds
>>142814878This might be the most accurate comparison I’ve ever heardAlternatively I would say her ass is the Tom Brady of asses
>>142814924Wrong sport fgt
>>142814983I don’t even rate Jen but her ass is wayyyy better
i could of saved herhttps://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-deaths/us-rapper-gunned-down-at-beauty-store-opening-after-promoting-the-meetandgreet-online/news-story/6730cb906258cc95d8a101b3c760eb9d
>>142815117> literally non-existentKek
>>142815073
Gonna have to side with the Yank spammer on this one.
Jen’s bum is the greatest of all timeI thank God everyday that her skirt got caught on her heel and ripped off
>>142815245Lol you clearly don’t like womenIs that why you opened this thread yank?
i thought this was the /afl/ thread i must have opened the wrong onecan anyone direct me to where the /afl/ thread is
it’s strange to think there are australians that just come to /sp/ to talk about soccer and never interact with /afl/ or /nrl/
>>142815299And her subpar arse compared to Jen
lol
>>142814041
Late to the thread but holy fk Jen Hawkins pwns that other chick
>>142814904perro caca
Far too much is being made of Collingwood's "tough" run home.The only team Collingwood hasn't played this year, is the one they are expected to beat in Richmond. (They played in the Pre-Season, Collingwood won by 30 points)Of the remaining 5 games, Collingwood's record this year stands at:Hawthorn - WinCarlton - WinSydney - LossBrisbane - WinMelbourne - WinCollingwood will not only make the top 8 but are actually a decent chance for top 4 based on form given most of those games are 8 point swings.
bump
I hate this American cunt so goddamn much
Please don’t associate all of us with the mentally ill muppet. Simply luv me footy
>>142814041Check
run out of vodka eh? go get your liver checked.
>8:52am>no i have like 4 bottles but yeah i should get my liver checked>bit of blood in the mucus when i blow my nose>phlegm production does seem to be too much though>i-i can't remember when i got repeating digits on an anonymous football general on a maldivian coin collecting boardjust post the same fucken 'micks ad nausem like normal you pissweak loser.
rain drops work stops
>>142822119>>142822232
rc is dead mate
>big ceremony to recognize and mourn the victims of MH17>10 minutes of abo shit firstwtf why do they have to hijack EVERYTHING? A malaysian jet shot down by russians over ukraine. no fucken abos were even on board.
Pretty funny how fast Tenacious D found out that Australia is a nanny state shithole.
>>142814786I'm starting to come around to Gaddonfag...
>>142823683coincidence they haven't been here for 10 years?
See ya later gaddenfag. It's over for you
>wish /alf/ good morning except the spammer>gets deletewhy jannies?
>gaddens get deleted>jhawk stays up/alf/ is a jhawk board CONFIRMED
I reckon we just make a new thread, this one has been a disaster.
time for a rewatch
>>142824120>final cutbased
>>142824120Literally my favourite movie next to Platoon.
Coomers and simps are worse than jannies and niggers
>>142824404
limerence about the hot paki slut i could've fucked while watching blade runner looms
That's a lot of deleted posts
>>142824868how new?
>>142814291Mad Monday
>>142824614
Literally who can stop Big Bad Bane?
haven't had a shower in 4 days
The 2024 Brisbane Lions are basically the Neo of the AFL. Fages and his loyal lion army have faced 5 consecutive Septembers together, they now know the exact perfect run home of form they need to make it the furthest come finals. That's why they've been so quiet, avoiding injuries, trying to avoid suspensions, all waiting until Round 13 to start trying. And now they're here with a vengeance. They have not lost a game since the bye and they will not lose another game. They've been here before, and without the Fraudingwood Cheatpies in their way, the premiership is theirs.
>>142825295>next 3 games without your goldenboy small forwardsee ya this weekend cunties
I can see pissbane losing their next 3
>>142825297Sensing a Port Adelaide collapse Saturday night
>>142825431IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN
>>142825297>crom>the orange cunts>pissaints>piespergs>cheat ground merchants>poort>SWANGODS>fred>good old North Melbourne, they're champions you'll agree
I agree that North Melbourne are champions
Rare error from Daicos
>The Giants will take the Tribunal's decision to the AFL Appeal Board tomorrow.
How come the Giants and Swans get different treatment at the tribunal to the Victorian teams?
>>142825775how so?
bums
>>142826273What's this
>>142826324odds of making top 4/finals depending on winning or losing this week
>hawthorn can end collingwood’s season on the weekend BASED BASED BASED
>(to the tune of hawthorn's song)WE'RE ALL HAPPY FANS IN FOOTBALLCOLLINGWOOD ARE KICKED OUT OF THE EIGHT
>>142826519the opposite could also easily happen
>>142826519>>142826564imagine jackie's celebration
>>142826612el ogroid des muttoid
>>142826667yep, confirmed. https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/welcome-to-st-kilda-lance-collard.1374847/page-2
crisp thread
>>142827009thanks mate
Can’t believe Brisbane v Sydney gets the early Sunday slot, meanwhile Essendon v Adelaide is on Friday night
That's two...
>>142827063umm are they kissing? haha
>>142827063>>142827075gayfl haha
iggs
>>142827075>>142827103>take me homo>cunt-free loads
Sydney's losing streak starts this weekendgo bane btw
>>142826273>>142826324IF a team wins THEN they have a higher chance of a higher position of the ladder
>>142827154big (if true)
>>142827160nig (if jew)
>>142826273How can Sydney currently be a 100% chance of making the top 4 when if they lose it goes down to 99%
>currently (present time)>if they lose (in the future)
>>142827252100% is 100% dickhead, future results shouldn’t affect it
>>142826273shouldn't the current be all 100% or 0% because that's where they are currently?
>>142827267
>>142827267I hope you don't own stocks.
>>142826612footy and society both so fucking gaywhat good is it when you can't call spades a spade (or a poof a poof)
It's crazy to think that my Blues will finish 2nd and win the Grand Final and Essendon and Collingwood will miss finals.
>>142827309If there is a possibility they can miss the top 4 then they aren’t a 100% chance
>>142814041>>142814131>>142814245>>142814390>>142814513>>142814592>>142814722>>142814744>>142814842>>142814904>>142815028>>142815232god phoneposting is so unaesthetic
after the loudest year of whinging from interstate clubs, carlton and geelong will be the only two victorian teams to finish in the 8
>>142827332hey just passing by, had to say I agree posting on a phone is a bit sillymight as well post on a computer ya know, doofusanyhow take care of yourselves lads
arvo kino
>>142827351how good is interstate football ay? so many fans in brisbane, sydney, elsewhere beyond our traditional boundaries... so good
>>142827373when's the Khartoum and Darfur NGA's opening Dil?
>>142826273Geelong are finishing top of the ladder.
20 th franchise will be in wa. that's why dil, laura and all the ceo's went there this week - to work out the details with relevant authorities in perf. since the wafc is unsupportive, it is expected they will be a privately owned franchise. who will own it is still unknown, i don't know which businessmen they met with. plan won't be to play all their home games at optus afl wants some in the south west. state govt will be asked to do up a ground in busselton or margaret river to facilitate this. afl wants them in for season 2030 or 31. bye rounds coming with tassie are wildly unpopular with the current clubs, no one looks like folding, merging or getting kicked out and a rolling 2020 esque fixture could not guarantee each club getting at least a 6 day break or most of their games during the weekend so another expansion is the only option.20th team would have been canberras but the act govt wouldn't give an iron clad guarantee to build the expected new stadium there suitable for footy. it will only be a rugby ground and the manuka up grade will not be to scratch for a club's full time base so despite nobody asking for it, seems we will be getting a 3rd wa team. at least iggs and fred won't complain so hard about travel thenannouncement will be in the coming months.
>>142827538
KINO finals season inbound
>swans cats gfno. my soul couldn't handle it. iI'd be shidding for a fortnight.
>>142827591>scrape into the top 8, travel interstate and get belted by a team that just missed the top 4it’s the essendon way
>>142827364SERIOUS lack of diversity in that film.
>>142827591>Finals Week 1SYD vs BRISFRED vs MELSUNS vs GWSCARL vs GEE>Semi FinalsBRIS vs FREDGEE vs GWS>Prelim FinalsSYD vs GEECARL vs BRIS>Grand FinalSYD vs CARLCarlton win the Grand Final
>>142827764the afl is full of xaviers and tarquins. it's not the league of the working/middle-class everyman
>>142827810oops forgot the meme name, but i guess it's appropriate
>>142827833very appropriate. found the playboy spread that the Bond girl (Maryam d'Abo) from ITLD did. lovely puffy nips. absolute posh totty hottie.
>>142825431>>142825453>Finlayson>Farrell>Jones>Marshall All out this week>Rioli>Burton>McKenzie>Clurey>SoldoNo certainty to return>DixonPlaying on 1 leg still
>>142827899Die like the bogans you are
>>142827899Load up on the tigers. Put your house on it
>>142827923"i don't have a house just a tent iykwim haha" iykwim haha
>>142827923>spooners beating port at home would be absolute kino, Hindley st would be awash in blood, piss and shit even moreso than usual on a saturday night
port are such a meme team. a lolcow team>poort
Nah poort will belt richmond
Nah perth will beat essendon
>>142828041happy to chuck a hundo @7.00 that they won't, jew
nah perth will beat western sydney
nah perth will beat darwin
nah perth will beat tasmania
nahwan will beat sydney
nah perth will beat alice springs iykwim haha
I need a big Japanese butt on my face
>>142828101meant legal hsgf JK iykwim haha
>>142828079God she's so pretty
>>142828105she really is. are'nt you glad she's a swasn like me?
why would i be glad you're a swasn faggot
this broke him
shit forgot picrel
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>142828183meant for>>142828203
>>142828127I don't think she supports the Sydney Swans
The AFL has confirmed it could introduce ball tracking technology for the AFLW season within weeks as club chief executives discussed a wildcard finals weekend and a radical in-season tournament at their Perth conference.The league’s chief executives were informed on Tuesday the league had not yet decided when to introduce changes to the draft bidding system this year, but all clubs will now be able to match bids for academy players across the entire draft this November.The clubs were also told the length of a contract would now be a critical factor in any free agency compensation, which could help St Kilda secure first-round compensation if Josh Battles leaves for Hawthorn on a six-year deal.The Herald Sun exclusively revealed last month the ball-tracking trials conducted by the AFL were going so well the league was keen to introduce the technology for the AFLW season starting in seven weeks.AFL football boss Laura Kane confirmed in her note to chief executives on Tuesday night the league was serious about that proposal.“Testing is going very well. We need to pass another key milestone (in terms of testing) in July. As you know, the more we test, the more accurate the data. This is progressing and there is potential it comes in for the upcoming 2024 NAB AFLW Season,” she wrote.“If implemented in AFLW, it would come in as ‘score assist’ to help with goal review decisions (post, touched, etc) with immediate feedback for our AFLW umpires.”If successful, the technology would be introduced for the 2025 men’s competition.The league last year threw up a wildcard weekend as a discussion point, with possibilities ranging from an 8 v 9 playoff on the weekend of the pre-season bye to a 7 v 10 and 8 v 9 system where the final two spots in the eight were decided.
>>142828260Apologise to RC.
>>142828260That proposal was again raised, with the AFL aware it might have to expand its finals format at the latest by 2028 when Tasmania forms a 19th team.Gold Coast chief executive Mark Evans has also proposed an in-season tournament similar to the NBA’s successful tournament where clubs play for premiership points but are also in a simultaneous knock-out tournament with a separate cash prize.It drew massive ratings and a positive response from fans this year as the LA Lakers won the inaugural tournament.The league’s executives also discussed a potential pre-season tournament, state of origin and a potential All Stars game.Fremantle chief executive Simon Garlick presented to the chief executives on “travel considerations and discussed ideas around equalising”, according to the AFL.The Dockers are keen for an extra home clash in the fixture and would like greater fixture parity, with the Dockers staying an extra week in Adelaide through Gather Round and having to travel to Launceston last weekend to take on the Hawks.The league told clubs rookies would now be able to remain on club lists for five years,It is yet to decide whether it will make changes to the points model for its draft in 2024 or 2025.The league is set to introduce the mid-season trading of picks this year or next year.
>>142828260Droneball? It's already being used silly
>>142828271>>142828260the afl needs more silverware whether it’s the in season tourney or pre-season. if he cup a year isn’t enough for 19 teams
>>142828286>if he cupwhose?
just want poh to massage me with her big chink titties lads
>>142828327this but me
>>142828271>>142828260>how do we distract the proles from the fact we've ratfucked the rules beyond recognition because we can't just force players to take out insurance like combat sports do
i’m just so so sad all the time
>>142828375unironically so true
was talking to an old bloke at work today and he reckons the game's gone
game's gone wild iykwim haha
i’m only watching rugby league from now on. can’t wait for the origin decider tonight
league is a boring game but they do still tackle at least
8.1k tax returnfuck yeah
>>142828405Fix your diet, start exercising, quit porn and masturbation, attend catholic mass every sunday, find a hobby you care about, repeat until you build up the self esteem to ask a girl out and share this new life with her.
>>142828405nuke rose bay
works backpaying me thanks to the new EBA. tax return and a free fifteen grand. phillipines here I cum iykwim haha.
>>142828405s'ok, soo tonight.
>Competing club members to get more Toyota AFL Grand Final ticketsthat's good>AFL CEO Andrew Dillon has today announced 1,000 more tickets will be allocated to competing club members for the 2024 Toyota AFL Grand Finalthat's it?
Also there's no "special moment" to tell a girl how you feel or go in for le kiss. If you like a girl just make it your goal to spend as much time as possible with her. If she likes you, things will happen. Getting off this mindgeek funded shithole would be a good start for boosting your confidence.
>>142828501literally this easy. even a horrible gnome can get ahead like this
wouldn't want to miss the broadcasters being able to do closeups of... that bloke from masterchef or the bird from dancing.
>>142828507iydkwim haha rose bay is sydney's toorak iykwim haha
>>142828327>bighuh?
>>142828520Cutting the porn and masturbation especially. Once you abstain for 2 weeks, you really start to notice how many other "men" are asleep at the wheel and spiritually dead inside. Take back some control, it will help with you career too. If /pol/shit gets you down, just don't look, follow what IS in your control.
>>142828327post them.
>>142828260will this be the end of droneball? or merely the beginning?
>>142828537
>>142828327She's Malaysian mate
>>142828534check out aznude. she has remarkably big titties. perfect for a slide.
>>142828576malaychink you fucking retard>>142828537picrel
>>142828534They're sizeable
>>142828582>>142828594yeah ok not bad at all actually
>>142828594well technically anything is sizeable if you put your measuring tape to it
imagine what she'd cook for you when you blew a load in her arse>>142828617yeah right
https://www.aznude.com/view/celeb/p/pohlingyeow.htmlpoh should have won an aacta for this performance
>>142828637>he doesn't buy good measuring tapesskill issue
>>142828647I only use lufkins
>>142828647I have some nice 30m cloth milwaukees though
>>142828647well chinks dont.
>>142828617>>142828713>your measuring tapetrip on xiao
poh’s a naughty girl bet she’s real dirty
rate the final ladder lads
Freo are just a gayer version of gold coast. dogshit away from home
it's coming home (essendon winning a final)
>>142828726that makes zero sense fuckwit pisshead god you annoy me mickheadtry not being a complete fuckwit one day of the week
>>142828762what is wrong with whitoids
>>142828752but freo are good away from home
>>142828740alri freddo?
>>142828762it makes perfect sense if you read you fucking retard>>142828617>your measuring tape>your>>142828617>well technically anything is sizeable if you put your measuring tape to it>>142828713>well chinks dont.>>142828726>>your measuring tape>trip on xiaphow are you this ESL
>>142828770imagine thinking a poorly edited webm was an indication of...nah, you fucken brownies are just.that.dumb.
ive lost all interest in this general
>your measuring tape>youryes mate, that's how it's written
it's coming home (richmond winning the spoon)
>>142828788jesus, you're fucken triggered HARDyou're some kind of brown living in the ACTI should know. I saw a lot of your kind when I was last there
>>142828752Yeah freo are garbage, fucking useless club
>>142828752not really>>142828740could swap bane and fred, dosn maybe 1 lower, also not sure about melb making it over gws rest seems fine
>>142828752This is quite simply not true
googlpstkgey
gentle reminder that I am not only very funny I am also hot
fucken funnny these late80's /early 90's james bond films so fucken kino
>>142828929she’s kind of hit the wall a bit in her face but still has nice tits
>>142828929MUMMY COOK AND SUCK MY SEED
>>142828929literally built for slides
>>142828929gay if you wouldn't
>>142828929oh you know shes blown a gazillion white dicks
Apparently there's an aussie who uses a VPN to spam threads about soccer >>142820295
>>142828950i remember i saw on her some show (don't remember what) a year ago talking about her life. when she was young she had some gigachad white bf her parents hated iirc
>>142828984mare what?
>>142829068good to see ya
>>142828929god i need to be inside her>>142828953he's not me retard>>142829003mare mostly
>>142829068post elden ring build
>>142829081:3
>dumbfuck rentza left the AC on at 30 degreesgonna heem some cunt if that complains about the energy bill
>>142829090idk I played some half assed STR/FTH blasphemous blade build, can't play the DLC in this heat but I'll probably switch to something fast paced
I don't pay utilities dumb kike
>>142829101fth is good in the dlc im tearing everything upbackhand blades and milday feel good to use
business idea: fingernails but they don't grow unevenly
business idea: finger then nail my bum
>>142829116yea I was thinking of going dual wield
Was complaining to my psych today that everyone is still tip toeing around me and treating me like I can’t cope with anything and she’s just like “well that is what happens when you try to kill yourself”
love her
hate her
miss her
killed her
>>142829191based garry ablett sr
fucked her
*bangs her*
fucked him
kilda
>>142829173worst part about committing suicide is not being able to see what happens after, or how people reacted upon finding out. i'd never get to see if my mother actually blames herself for it (she should)
trip on scoops iykwim haha
astonishing you dumb cun=ts dont know how mad it is really
literally amazinghow good is melbourne
>>142829231>>142829232samefag
>>142829247you need to die.seriously. noone like coops
>shitpost on topic one time>you need to die?
>>142827591looks like a *sniffs* ripsnorter
Thoughts on Freo’s starlight guernsey?
>trying to watch kino>fuckwit drunk has to say dumb things about james bondOH NO NO NO NO I MIGHT BE A FUCKWITTYPICAL dickheadhate this cunt
now she strips down
>>142829271its not very good
>>142829331meant for>>142814131
she?
>>142829347she mostly
i yearn for poh
>Tipping point ends at 6 on the dot>The last segment loses all suspense if they're not using counters after like 5:57Poorly constructed show
she'll only set you back a couple pineys mate
>6 weeks for using naughty words
>>142829373for me it's jeopardy but it's silly how they have a non-aussie hostat least he's stephen fry but fry's no alex trebek
>>142829387it's filmed in britian, they just get aussie expatriates as contestants, they'll be doing the same with wheel of fortune too. don't be surprised if you see the same contestants on both shows
Jen has the greatest arse ever
>>142829398yeah i'm aware but thanksthink it's filmed in manchester or brum but forgot which
>>142829413manchestor iirc
bin night tonight
>>142829420enough about state of origin
>>142829425what?
excuse me?
jhawksperg v gadonspammer was great value this morning. a heavyweight battle reminiscent of saints v cats r14 2009
>>142829399s*rah g*don could never
How do we fix alf
>>142829430>>142829436sin bin you fucking retard>>142829470meth mostly
>>142829470kill mickheadhe's the human equivalent to the dead internet theory, as eventually every general on /sp/ will be him replying to himself
>>142829479>being this mindbroken by melol, lmao even iykwim haha
>>142829479Prove youre not a bot and sentient
>>142829369just go to the central market
>brad hill has re-signed with st kilda for 3 more yearstop kek. cunt is already 31 and is clearly almost cooked
>>142829509this but qvm iykwim haha
>>142829399Its ok, not the best
>>142829484you're not that funny you're not at all interestingand you don't offer anythingyou'll just say >shan't , wont leave
>>142829516i guess you could say he is over the hill
>>142829399huwhite girl arse
>>142829369i yearn for pho>see what i did there hahaha iykwim
state of POHirgin
>>142829516>changes name to rad hill plays on another 10
>>142829521don't care, didn't ask, plus shan't, won't leave>>142829527meant summer rolls iykwim haha
i just want poh to massage me with her tits
>>142829555Shes an old chinese woman wtf?
>>142829553thought so. you really are a massive wanker.
>>142829581it's not worth it mate, just ignore him
>>142829578looks like the mamasan from down the street
wonder what mia fevola doing right now
>>142829594meth
kingy? already?
kingy is on the couch haha
asian mumy milf gf 2025
>>142829594meth mostly>>142829581see>>142829553
>>142829588yep.
>>142829594Obviously thinking about me while she gets herself off
mickhead has a smelly asian gf
>noooooooooo you cant get up at 6am and make a thread
>nooooooo you can't make an OP with a funny pic but also it can't be an empty stadium it has to be of a footy player even when there's no footy on there's no fun allowed here
>>142829594abos mostly
Reminder that the anti-turbo nutcase bullied turbo and used multiple proxies to spam threads
turbo is based and I'm sick of youse tearing him down
>>142829668I liked turbo.
>>142829659he thinks he did the general a serviceabsolute fuckwit
the anti-turbo spammer was convinced turbo was a janny
>>142829691Pretty sure you have to dox yourself to become a janny
the janny application form is so fucking gay im surprised people manage to complete it
all these james bond women are so fucken hot. can't imagine getting anything so delicious these days.
>>142829694you dothis place is unironically run by glowdiggers and trannies
Friendly reminder that rulescunt has always been Josh, sometimes he just likes getting everyone banned for a laugh
:3
>>142829698monte carlo mostly iykwim haha
its all josh it always has beentheres probably only three of us that post here
The hostile janny was Josh too
>>142829714don't talk to me fuckwit
Josh does whatever the fuck he wants in this general and we just have to deal with it, theres nothing else we can do
>>142829726>iykwim haha
>>142829726meds then bed champ
>>142829732>>142829730you sad cunt. fuck off and drink yourself to death
It all goes back to Josh
Lotta tension in the general at the moment
its more of a josh general really
what happened to forming friendships, we don't always have to be really nasty to one another
>>142829773This
>>142829757shall but >>142829730 he's not me retardcheck post timestamps
>>142829773things changed when this fuckhead arrived
>FIRST-year St Kilda forward Lance Collard has received a six-game ban for using homophobic slurs against his opponents during a VFL game last weekend. >He will also be required to undergo a Pride in Sport education program, which he will personally pay for. Why do you cucks defend this cuck sport?
Return to state league footballReturn to innocence
>>1428297896 games holy shit, pdobably better off kimg hitting the faggot
kingy back on after this ad break
>six games for calling someone a poof>little faggots like butters allowed to punch cunt off the ball all season with no consequenceshmm
>punch an opponent>get three weeks>say a big bad meaniehead word>get six weeks and and out-of-pocket mandatory counsellingwhat a joke, the afl is dead
this broke him>>142829789it's the league that's cucked not the sport you fucking mongoloid
>>142829818this buckbroke him iykwim haha
why arent you allowed to go to the tribunal for calling someone a fagthey always just have to accept the punishment
nick broke him
kingy on
>>142829833see>>142829818
AFL is pozzedAussie rules is based
>>142829623Hey, dont eat this, I buy you a cheeseburger
>>142829853This
>>142829864please watch our sport
>>142829853congrats you echoed exactly what i said
>>142829864Caxias do Sul gf poster?
poor xavier got called a fag diddums ):
>>142829874thanks
can all the leso aflw players use term like fag poof and leso
i’ll kill myself
kill her first
i hate spicy food
>>142829789what, abos can't call cunts faggots?bit racist
>>142829520>>142829523A perfect arseDo not commit blasphemy by trying to deny it is
>kid enjoying footy>asks lady if she wants her to see her kick a barrel>GOYIM HOME LOAN INVEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!everyone else sees this shit right?
>>142829929jhawksperg welcome backI was 10 when that skirt came offNever seen a nicer rear
But for realHow do we crowdfund a league without these shitty rules and get athletes to participate? One that would make the AFL piss and shid themselves
we need reddit to start a petition to bring back the tackle
GOLDENEYE TIME
>>142829947ring the nine network, then ring channel 10, see if those two will fund ya
>>142829929Can Jen just lose her skirt again for the grand final entertainment???
>>142829947can we pay ourselves inflated salaries and hire all our mates?
>>14282995410's got no money lad
>>14282995710000x better than getting Katy Perry
>>142829957No lie, that would be epic as fc during Katey Perry's set
>>142829936our entire society is shrimply a property investment ponzi scheme. if you didn't see it thirty years ago you wouldn't be seeing it now, not really much point talking about it either way.
>>142829964they could get a loan off paramount
>>142829929Never ever seen that angle before holy shitNice bum
>>142829947amazon spent a billy on the appendix of lord of the rings, surely jeff could spot us a few
some people never heard huddo and quarters commentate on a saturday arvo 2:10pm and it really shows
>>142814041Based gayfl customers
>I kissed a girl>PASHES JHAWK>I liked it>skirt falls>bum exposedCROWD GOES INSANE
No need to start up another national league, just go and support your state and local leagues and boycott the AFL
>>142829985LolEpic
why didnt the wafl realise the vfl was dying and stop the eagles from saving the vfl
state and local leagues are all money laundering fronts
>>142829985But would she wear the red g lads???
>>142830004UHHHHH, YEAH? (for 5m she would)
>for 5m I would
state of origin (footy)
bring back rc
>>142830027dont care, mate.
i reckon my ass would look sexy in a nice hot pink thong
based james bondlove this shit
crazy how it really was the gayfl all this time and you've all been in delusion that it wasn't
>crazy how the biggest night of nrl is on rn but still posting in /afl/huh?
I'd like to watch the state of origin but the missus isn't having any of it. Big bang theory it is
>>1428300679now
might check out /nrl/ and see what micksperg is doing there
>>142830063The last elimination final this year happened already but both those teams are currently in the 8
>>142830080No she refuses to have it on in the house, even if she isn't watching the screen. I'm in a tough situation but I think it's not worth the fight
>>142830067ive been single for so long i wish i had a gf to boss me around
fucken hell, such a chad
i dicted the lions would still make the 8 even when they were like 14th
i did i did i did
>>142830126Would you like a medal? Bloody hell
Ok so they win the state of origin but so what? Who cares? Why are they invested in this, it literally means nothing in the grand scheme of things. Embarrassing really
I forgot how cool the 90's james bond's could be
>>142830051told ya the Dalton and brosnan films were based
>>142830161I forgot. so fucken good
NO WAY IN HELL they could make these films now. NO WAY
>even the bad guys are whitelol
Queanbeyan has a number of sports teams that play in local sports competitions.Team Sport TournamentQueanbeyan Whites Rugby Union ACTRU Premier DivisionMonaro Panthers FC Association Football NPLQueanbeyan City FC Association Football Queanbeyan Blues Rugby league Canberra Rugby LeagueQueanbeyan Kangaroos Rugby League Canberra Rugby LeagueQueanbeyan Tigers Australian Rules Football AFL CanberraQueanbeyan Cricket Club Cricket ACT Cricket CompetitionQueanbeyan United Hockey Club Field Hockey Hockey ACT
>sexy bad russian girllove herBORIS
>>142830173i might watch the Connery ones soon
sluggheads!SPIKE THEM
Holy fuck Jen Hawkins is hotA boner-fide 10/10
>>142830240well yeah, everyone knows thatshes the hottest woman ever
i’m just so so sad
>>142830252
>simping for a flattie like j hawk or a downie like gadonnot me
>>142830296incredible.she is too.
>>142830296Did he?????
>>142830296she’s literally a 6/10
>>142830322>>142830339Lol u can’t be seriousJ Hawk an absolute stunnerProbably the hottest Aussie chick ever and that’s saying something
more a fan of dead porn star Kasey Chasemuch hotter than any of your weird cunts
>>142830358definitely the hottest aussie chickother than Sofie Lee
>>142830358
>>142830358>>142830387not even close
Caitlyn Stacey is hotter
>>142830409LolKylie nowhere near JenThat spinning around video is overrated as fHer bum isn’t as nice as Jen’s
>>142830409basedkylie was so hot
>>142830409danni minogue is was hotter and she done a sexy playboy shoot
>>142830421https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXltcPK0byAreally?
>>142830421That wardrobe malfunction is the greatest moment in historyJen’s arse is a wonder of the world
>>142830463>>142830450Someone should upscale that pic of Jen’s bum
>>142830463aw sweet,you're the aussie version of the gadonspammerdark hole to go into mate.
omg wow are those pixels of a female pancake bum wow amazing dude just amazing
>>142830486That guy has made thousands of posts on /sp/, legit mental illness
>>142830514> "pancake"*literally a perfectly toned athletic female ass*stick to fatties m8
>>142830519yes he has. he's a mentally deranged cunt
JHawk > Kylie
>>142830519That guy has made thousands of posts on /tv/ also he just posts on /sp/ for funsies
I vote for Jennifer
>>142830546based as fucklove jhawk
"The WA Football Commission has asked coaches of some junior teams not to shake hands with umpires after games amid concerns the interaction is being used to criticise or berate young umpires.Troy Kirkham, executive manager of game development and community football at the WA Football Commission, told Nadia Mitsopoulos on ABC Radio Perth the trial initiative was in response to a concerning trend reported by umpires at junior games."https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-15/wa-junior-footy-coaches-handshake-ban-umpire-criticism/104099128
No ones arse would look as good as Jen’s in a red gstring
I only care about my Sydney Swansand The Architect
>>142830595What a fucken CHAD
>>142830592Hear hearThe arse equivalent of Dusty’s 2017 season
STOP SPAMMING ABOUT JEN HAWKINS AND MODELS IN GENERAL. GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE AND TALK TO WOMEN YOU LONELY FUCKS
>>142830632The Essendon 2000 season of arses
>>142830648Lol this guy doesn’t appreciate hot women
go post it in /nrl/ mate we don’t like girls arses here
>>142830632Nah Kylie's is better
>>142830674You got no idea about arse young fellaJen’s is A+ grade
>>142830674>>142830689Both of you need to fuck off
i've consumed 10 chicken n cheeses from maccas today alone
>>142830705it’s the same person
>>142830674Lol Kylie ain’t got nothing on the only Aussie Miss Universe
>>142830751Moraya Wilson unironically would have won last year but her final question answer was not what they wanted
>>142830715fat cunt
>>142830808Just admit Jen is a 10/10Perfect face, ass and legsHot as fuck
>>142830941Lmfao
Stop spamming jen hawkins or any other model, you're Gadon spammer tier
>>142831051At least Jen is much hotter
>>142831079Fuck off idiot, this obsession isn't healthy
>>142830715fucken pull ya head in seriously
>>142830715rich cunt
Moraya mogs
my her is better
just checked the origin score, has there really been no tries in a half? kek
>>142831116i have a shit executive function, i don't want to be this way>>142831127i earn minimum wage
What's strange about /nrl/ is that their general will be lucky to reach 500 posts on the weekend, yet with State of Origin they usually get nearly 1k posts
>>142831196its the ultimate cazzie eventquite bizarre really i've worked in brisbane youll have old biddies who dont watch a second of nrl all year rock up to work in a full maroon kit
>>142830715doubt. no-one has that much money
finna Goldeneyefucken LOVE James Bond
>>142831240I worked in canberra and it was the same, origin day everyone was in blue/marone
toil looms
>i went on optus livechat, requested to cancel optus sport now that the euros football is over. The optus worker then emailed me on their personal email and asked for my instagramsarr pls
uhhh dosnbros?
Based Sean "Bastid" Bean and Pierce "oooooer she could be bigger" BrosnanLove 90's 007 me
fuck up with the shit micks
>>142831332When they sleep, we rise.A must win this week desu
my 'micks are actuslly excellent
>>142831332tfw swans and lions are my two favourite teams
I am SO tired of having to figure out what's for dinner. i HATE HATE HATE meal planning
goldeneye is EPIC
>>142831445it is
>>142831413trip on antifoodsperg
>>142831445the plane scene is stupid as fuck
>>142831459>>142831486its so much funfucken hell they should make movies cool like this, people might go watch them
aussies detected
>>142831560well yeah mate. heaps of us.
>>142831560hey
crows at docklands, saints at docklands, fred at the G, suns at marvel, swans at marvel, lions at the gabba. beat crows, saints and suns and dosn end on 13 wins, 1 draw. should be enough to scrape in the 8 and lose an elimination final
NEW>>142831331>>142831331>>142831331
>>142831578HELLO
Are there any good resources to learn the tactics/strategy of the game, like formations and all that? Trying to train my eye
AHHHHHFUCK I LOVE 90'S BOND MOVIES>NO NIGGERS>COOL CARS>HOT WOMENLIFE IS GOOD
>>142831603there aren't any tactics, strategies or formations sorry mate
>>142831611they were so cheesy prior to the 90s
>>142831615I've seen you guys post diagrams of them here before though
going to bed. goodnight
>>142831640no, they were mad. and the 90's movies became kino. idk man, its all rad now . hey, ever run?read thishttps://magazine.atavist.com/the-extra-mile-ultramarathon-vol-state-barcelonas-lazarus-lake/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=2024-07-midmonthI do this. could you?
>>142831689bit of a footy running gag. in reality the coaches just say get in and under boys and whoever emerges with the pill gets the choccies
might watch austin powers
>>142831726lay off the speed bruce
might watch my weight
>>142831760lay on the speed bruce
>>142831757fuck off.love my home general. do you even have one?
>>142831779
>>142831779LAY OFF THE SPEED SLUGHEAD
4-2 at h/t?are they on drugs?
>>142831866what soccer game are you watching?
/afl/ seethes and obsesses over /nrl//nrl/ doesn't even think of /afl/Sad!
>>142831885no mate, its 4-6 and its hard to understand. is this even a real game?
nrlspergs live in here outside of 3 games plus the gf a year
>>142831924fuck me dead, what is this even?does anyone even win?
queensland are more of an afl state anyway
i hope storm and swans both win the hips for the memes
minor fan of this /afl/ memeseems like handegg meets basketball
>>142832016it happened in 2012
>>142832041not even close
>>142832060nice
>>142832041it's more like soccer if soccer had any testosterone
>>142832041it's more like rugby meets not being fat and retarded
>>142832041it's like if you crossed an owl with a bungee cord
>>142831924/nrl/ doesn't even think! so true!
>>142832041it’s a bit like international rules but without the gaelic football elements
righto nighto
meant wogball meets woghoop
>>142832202Please watch our sport
NEW SOUTHWALES
go swans btw
go gas btw
go perth btw
go blues btw
go holts
> A fisherman discovered the body of 85-year-old Lolene Joy Whitehand near Smithfield Road in Flemington about 10.30am on Sunday. A plastic bag had been tied over her head and her body was covered in bruises.> On Tuesday, homicide squad detectives arrested her neighbour and a 15-year-old boy as part of the investigation. The woman, who cannot be identified for legal reasons, was later charged with one count of murder, while the teenager was released without chargeimagine the outrage if a man had done it
imagine being named xavier
imagine garn xavier lads*waits at bus stop*
>>142832016FUGGGGGGGGMY DICK CAN ONLY GET SO HARD
>>142832609based goldeneye chad iykwim haha
>>142832624ITS SO FUCKEN HOT
can’t stop farting
>>142832632i wouldn't mind if she fucked me as long as she didn't kill old mate who got her access to the heli iykwim haha
>I won't lose sleesmacked in the back of the headdumb bitch
Might watch Goldeneye tonight lads
>>142832650meant>as long as she didn't kill me like old mate
>>142832668do itits mad
based Sean Bean, such a chad
>>142832711CLOSING TIME JAMESBUY ME A PINT IYKWIM HAHA
>>142832719BASTID!
AHAHAHAHAHABORIS IS'NT DEAD YET.LFG
>>142832794HE IS INVINCIBLE IYKWIM HAHA
>>142832799>>142832719you've finally been funny micksperg
if you're not watching goldeneye, you should be
Test, think I'm shadow banned
the architect with an ak AND A TANK??????
>>142832836Guess I'm not
>>142832829cheers matecan't find the sharpe's rifles demotivational for >>142832711 thoughbeit
>>>/tv/
>>142832920suck my cock. this is awesome
sick of hearing that redhead ranga ugly fuckhead cunt on the radio all day at work just fucking sick of it i want to stomp his fucking head in
>>142832711>>142832829>>142832888found it
>>142832950love Sharpe. Bastid!!!!!!!
>>142832942maclure? he’s alright
>>142832959see vidrelhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=5C8IuThoWuUhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=3y6m-rzb5J8>>142832950also meant for>>142831355>>142832746
>>142832960nah troy maclure's not a ranga iykwim haha
>>142832982fucken love Bean.best actor.
the autist stopped talking to himself watching movies on his faggy discord so he's doing it here now
I AM INVINCIBLE is coming soon
>>142833014i would have followed youmy brothermy captainmy kingiykwim haha
i’m watching austin powers not watching james bond
>>142833047this but johnny english
>>142833031meds then bed iykwim haha
CHAD LEVEL 1110/10WHAT A MAD CUNT
poor zoomers never got to enjoy all the hot slutty bond chicks
i miss berenice marlohe from skyfall tbqhwy
he really was the last of the cool ones. sorry daniel but you were shit.
these sheets used to be worth more than money when they came with the junkmail. now these """deals""" are absolutely pathetic
>>142833181>2 whopper jnrs and 2 smll chips for 10 bucksget fucked
big brained idea: feed yourself only with food that hasn't increased in price
FUCK ME I'M GETTING OVER 7K BACKLITERALLY EXTATIC
>>142833294that's not how you spell ecstatic but congratulations mate
>>142833313I know nowbut yeah. thanks!
i bumped every thread i could below this one to help kill it sooner
trip on nrlsperg
>>142833394
let’s get this bad boy to 600
>>142833442congrats you just did
new thread's up. find it when this dies
>>142833459fuck off turk
>>142833467trip on leb
i bumped like 20 threads to kill this one took me 20 mins
>>142833424>>142833473do you tire of posting the same thing every day to zero fanfare?
>>142833489meant for>>142833482
>>142833482you need one new thread
