2026... home
>>142816907lets push this
Klopp or Howe. No women thanks.
Favourite: PotterIn the mix: Carsley, LampardOutside shot: Wiegman
that would be funny
saka will make her vamos real hard
>>142816950Fuck off. They're all bottlers.
>>1428169072 euro titles, 2 wc finals. she's not a bad choice
Imagine the amount of culture war seethe this would incite. Please do this England
>>142816907>>142816937>>142816943>>142816950>>142816956>>142816959>>142816966>>142816980As a femanon and women's football enthusiast my choice would be Emma Hayes
serious question: what's wrong with a female manager?
>>142816907It would be anti-woman to sign her. It is a hot seat with lots of abuse and pressure. The escape goat for everything that is wrong with the nation.
>>142816996>my choice would be Emma Hayeswho literally just signed a contract with the US, maybe if she hadn't done that they could get her
>>142817017the milf fantasy is the most common fantasy. it would make the playing environment unworkable.
>>142816907Imagine she exclusively select Afro-Saxons for the squad. It probably involve mandatory penis inspection day.
>>142816907MANAGER ORGY MANAGER ORGY MANAGER ORGY MANAGER ORGY MANAGER ORGY MANAGER ORGY
>>142817017Nothing, but if she is attractive and not too old, it would be awkward. Also, certain demographics would never take a female manager as seriously as they would a similarly capable man.
imagine if she brought it home
>>142817017Nothing soccer coaches don’t do shit
>>142816907>a fucking womanpls do it bongs
>>142817085nobody and I mean NOBODY took our current manager seriously and he won everything, who cares about what the (((media))) think>>142817121>tf>tpthanks for the completely retarded contribution to the thread
>>142816937you know it better than anyone
>>142816996You're a tranny and a waifuist/coomer/simp that sits in the coomer bait general known as /wfg/
>Dutch >English never before levels of choke
>>142816907Bravo England, striking this courageous blow for femanons in footie. The world will not forget your sacrifice in going first.
>>142817149she's won 2 international titles
>>142817141What he posted has nothing to do with the media, he's saying players wouldn't take her seriously and neither would a large chunk of fans.
>>142816950Realtea will be a caretaker unitl Klopp takes over next spring.
>>142817167In what? Women's sports don't mean anything
>>142817167In competitions your average U15 team would romp, yup.
>>142816907If I was a player I would unironically try to fuck her just because>older woman>position of power>she actually looks like mommy materialcome on, it's a porno in the making.
>>142817176true, but I feel it's something that's bound to happen eventually
>>142816907I wouldnt even be surprised if im honest. Women footy is kinda cozy, yall should watch it
>>142817210This is why your functionaries end up locked up Spain.
>>142817222I would if they played barefooted.
>>142817216And when it does, I fully expect her to be coddled, any abuse or criticism that every single male manager deals with will be called sexist or rude or over the top. This is the main reason I can't stand women in any male dominant space, they can't handle any of it and force it all to change to suit them better.
>>142817222Why is it that every person trying to promote womemes sports on here does it by using sexual pictures or webms?
>>142816907pls do it
>>142816907Fuck me, this could actually happen as well. The FA is run by DEI fanatics so they'll definitely *want* to do it, and they won't even be too afraid to do it. Any choice they make will be criticized by pundits and internet personalities, but a lot of those talking heads will be too intimidated to complain about a woman being selected in fear of being deplatformed and/or demonetised, so the backlash will be heavily muted.
>>142816907She looks like Dr Cameron from House
>>142817304A thousand year Southgate 2.0 reich
Hmmm I wonder (((((who))))) is pushing this Oh
>>142817304>The FA is run by DEI fanaticsThe FA is run by the same insular clique of old white guys that it has been for decades
>>142817121Why do mutts opine on soccer
>>142817337>Christian & Zionist>not a Christian ZionistWtf is the difference?
>>142817304I think she could definitely break the longest-serving fem manager in English (male) pro football record. Whether Jude will be impressed tho, remains to be seen.
>>142817370Christian Zionists are usually evangelicals who secretly hate Jews but want a strong Israel because they believe the Jews must control that area before the rapture happens and Jesus returns
>>142817357Cope
>>142817304another reason is since they don't actually care whether England wins or not, a part of them will want her to fail, which will then mean Southgate is in some sense vindicated. the FA hate England fans. they'd get a kick out of both the initial uproar and the mediocre results that come from it.
>>142817388Oh, those nutjobsIsn't that mostly an American thing anyway these days?
>>142816907AHHAHAHAAHHAHAH
>>142817253God could you imagine
>>142817434Yeah but that guy seems terminally online so I guess interacts with it
>>142816907lmao please do
>>142817434GB news (murdoch) shills israel hard
>>142817357>did you just ASSUME xer gender?!!You will never be a woman and you have to go back
>>142817526>not posting the Real Boss
>>142817370hate muslims but isn't all about judgement day preps?
>>142816907bad idea
>>142817434brassssillll its also still can migrate to other places but might end up dying in its real birthplace muttica
>>142816937Holy based i kneel
>>142816907PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN HOLY SHIT
>>142816937oh, you.
Eddie Howe is the new manager. He's already said he won't say no when offered.
>>142816937fpbp
>>142817704when was this?
Why is Gareth being sacked now, after having achieved what no other english manager has done before?
>>142817704He will if the camelfuckers refuse to release him. They can be very persuasive, I've heard.
>>142817743>sackedhe walked.FA would never have sacked him, but fair fucks to Soufie for realising, he'd ran out of road.
femanon here,
>>142816907levels of kino that were previously unknown
>>142817737He had an interview with Lineker. Google it.
>>142816937Silly Jews being cheeky bastards again, haha.
>>142817794we can tell
>>142817794pls be in Munich
>>142816966Potter is good but he would never work in a national team. His style is too intricate.
>>142817222Just imagine those cheeks clapping on a bbc
>>142817017Nothing, as long as she has experience coaching men's teams
>>142817778How shockingly unexpected from mr safeAnd..dare I say...based.....?
>>14281784975 posts till this - well done America!
>>142817798don't they actually see women as superior
>>142817778>he'd ranrun*learn your own language, toad
>>142816907Just like in my doujins...
>>142817924>a fooken turnipprob. got 'autocorrected' Good Job you were here
>>142817924Isn't "he had ran out of road" fine?
>>142816937
>>142818107Yes, the Swede is just autistic
>>142816937my vey
I'd rather suffer through 5 more tournaments of Southgateball than see a woman in charge of a men's football team
why would England fire their coach over a 2nd place finish?isn't 2nd pretty good?
MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>142818484their squad is worth 1,52 billion, which is 500 million more than the spanish team
>>142818484He's been there for four tournaments. Very few international managers have stints longer than a 'cycle' (Euro+WC, or viceversa).
>>142818484He wasn't fired
>>142818484he resigned and I guess people feel "it's time for a change"
>>142816996if you were truly a woman and a football fan, you wouldn't be watching women's football.
>>142818546Prem homegrown tax inflate any of English players value beyond measure. Trannymarket are not and will never be a good source for player quality.
I would not obey a female coach. I would pay lip service as though i were on board but in earnest would be insubordinate and develop a group of mates of similar mind to bring down the project. Basically i would turn into a jew
>>142817167lel
>>142816907>It has been reported Eddie Howe, Graham Potter, Lee Carsley and Mauricio Pochettino are among the early contenders.the FA's fixation on having a british coach is the reason why we will never win anything, all of the above are a bunch of shitter
>>142816937>tf>tphow can i help, based scheming jew?
>>142817017Even if she were "competent" annd "smart" and whatever words you want to use at the end of the day it would still fail because the players would never take a female coach seriously. They wouldn't publically voice it but everybody would know.
>>142819066Fabio Capello worked wonders for you
>>142817017>>142817040i can't imagine a woman in her 40s-50s being able to keep control of the locker room especially with players who are aged 18-20, i mean look at whats going on with female prison officers and teachers in the news right now
>>142819066get Klopp
>>142819174he was italian and an irrelevant one at that
>>142816996
>>14281693710/10 england is fucked
>>142816937please
>>142816907imagine your high school teacher as coach oh my days
>>142816907That would be so awesome...
>>142816907>Bellingham hated by the squad>let's put a manager they won't respect to lead themplease do
>>142816937I fucking love when others have to suffer because of jewish schemes and i'm not indirectly or directly affected
>>142816907...
>>142816907yes please yes yes yes!
tranny here, this would be pretty funny
>>142820487riversister btw
>>142816937>>142819296These.
>>142816937please make it happend Mr. Goldstein, the world needs some joy right now
>>142816937based jewbro, killing muslims and scheming on le 4channel.
>>142817017Nothing at all. I'd take her; the disparity in ability and physical attributes between men's and women's football is completely irrelevant when looking at managers and she's got a proven record of success that no male international manager can compete with.
>>142820220this is a good representation of society. first woman instinct is save herself to protect next generation when she's pregnant, men are disposable on the hierarchy and have to sacrifice
>>142816907>>142816937holy fuck yes pls imagine the meme potential
>>142819199you telling me that she and saka.. will... you know?
>>142816937I KNEEL, SHLOMO-DONO.
>>142817017The women's game tactically is very different to the men's game. For instance when everyone's slower there's more space available. Maybe footballing knowledge for mens and womens teams it interchangeable, but considering how difficult it is for manager to get a team to press, to time runs, to not leave gaps, I very much doubt it. I really hope some other national team falls on this sword to prove this wont work, but i'm worried if not this team >we might still try it in the future if no one else has
>>142821205desu, Sarina sounds intelligent enough not to volunteer as first lemming over the cliff here. Wymmins game had a period in the Sun, its maybe fading a bit back towards reality now tho, ManU booting out their wymmins team and taking over their facilities while they renovate etc. In any event, not even the FA smoke that much crack they are trying this anytime soon, nevermind First.
>>142816907its coming home
>>142817017englel is ngubu central and they will gangbang a female manager
>>142821345This smells of an easy diversity PR win for the FA more than anything else; they say>Sarina is in the race, look at our fantastic equality record no other national team would consider this!Sarina says>I was hugely flattered to be considered but I've been working with the Lionesses for three years and I'm totally focussed on taking the team to Euro 2025everybody waves their diversity flags and then they appoint some shitter like they always do
>>142816937Hahahahaha
>>142816907i wish
>>142821439Yeah its definitely this. Best thing we can do is push the idea far enough that Scotland fall for the gimmick and appoint a female manager in order to 'beat us'.
>>142816996Based and true. Sarina Wiegman is a fraud. She managed a team that beat Latvia 20-0 and couldn't even win the World Cup. She is the very textbook definition of pecho-frio fraudulence.
>>142818484He resigned.He probably realised he isn't good enough and wanted to die a hero rather than a villain who drags us to an embarrassing round of 32 exit next world cup. He nearly went out a villain in this tournament against Slovakia.
>>142816937LMAO
>>142816937If there's a flag for the job, it you.
>>142817017What if she enters the dressing room and sees them all naked
>>142818107No. He ran, or he has/had run. They are different grammatical tenses.
>>142823626Hey I think I've seen a movie like this once
Sarina Wiegman currently manages England in a sport where only about four teams on the planet are any good at all (and England is one of them), and she choked a World Cup final against Spain, who are not one of those four teams. Gareth Southgate managed England in a sport where England are a laughing stock, and he took them further than anyone else ever has in a major tournament, twice in a row, before ultimately losing to Spain, just like Sarina Wiegman did, except this Spain were actually expected to win. Tell me again how Sarina is a step up from Gareth.
>>142816907Does it even matter at this point? It's not like they'll ever win anything either way.
>>142816937Why are you like this?
>>142816907she can reward the players who do well in training with handjobsand punish the ones who are lazy in training with harsh handjobs
>>142819174the divas in the squad didnt listen to him, played insanely shit maybe likely on purpose at times, and the FA backed the players instead of the coach
>>142816937call the rabbi
>>142817017Women arent supposed to lead men in any capacity. They are a joke, she won't be respected.
>>142816937Zased kikebro, i kneel
>>142824537>Tell me again how Sarina is a step up from Gareth.By this logic, nobody mentioned in connection with the job so far (except Klopp) is a step up from Southgate.Klopp would be perfect - knows the players, proven man manager, left his last big club job because he was getting burned out (national team manager is nothing like as intensive as club management) but the FA will fag out with their>muh must be britishbullshit and we'll end up with some clown like Gerrard or Lampard. Managers like Potter and Howe (also clowns btw) want to be developing their careers and that means club management. As for Carsley, don't make me fucking laugh. Tuchel's supposed tactical brilliance goes against him when he will only have the players for a week at a time and as for Poch, well saying it must be a Brit is stupid but I think an Argie would be a very hard sell to the fans.
>>142816937based jew
>>142816937Is she part of the tribe?
>>142816907They’d probably rig it for england. There’s no way that you as a man respect or pay attention to what a woman says when it comes to this kind of sport.
>>142816907I'd love this just for the shitposting
>>142816937VGH... ZASED
>>142817017She'll have to manage a more male competent team against even more competent male opponents with seasoned male managers.Worst case scenario they ignore her and play on their own and lose like any poorly managed team, best case scenario she surrounds herself with a decent coaching staff so it's not a complete waste of time.
>>142816907Imagine the keks if she finally breaks the drought.
>>142817017>team full of ngubus>respecting a female manager
>>142817017If England ever win under a female manager feminists would use that victory as a propaganda tool to push women’s football even harder.
>>142827563no one will believe it wasn't rigged
>>142816907>>142824537All joking aside, she's an elite coach. Back to back euro champion with different country and two times world cup runner up. It's an obvious pick.
>>142816937You just can't help it, can you?
>>142824572The migration museum was opened in 2011 by (((Barbara Roche)))
>>142816907She looks like she was cute when she was younger
>>142820780And killing christians and subverting white nations but lets not mention that
>>142827980She managed women’s football teams, a highschool PE teacher is more fit to be the manager of England than her.
in the scenario where she won (impossible because england), it could launch a trend of mommy coaches and i would be ok with this
>>142817099I'd bring her home if you understand my meaning
>>142816937Is the Israeli flag the most powerful flag on this site?The meme factor is just too potent.
>>142825121What if it's like she's a queen and they do it for her honor?
>>142816937Kek, let's goooo
>>142816907>>142816937
>>142821373WOULD
>>142816937Kek
>>142816937flag check outs
>>142828021That's what Russia is doing though.>killing Ukranian Christians>subverting Western nationsBut they criticise homosexuals so /pol/ has to pretend to like them.
>>142816907Hwite woman marches on
>>142816937The eternal kike shows his hand again
>>142816937you have that power abrahamdo it
England's had a female manager for the past 8 years
>>142816937based jew.....i kneel!
The demoralisation acts will continue until moral improves
>>142816907>A FUCKING WOMAN
>>142817017Nothing and as a spainard I want the coach that reach 2 times the WC final to lose the second time against US as the 2026 english coach
>>142816937Unironically, I think she's a very manager. Both tactically and in terms of building a team. I'd loved to see her manage my local Eredivisieteam after she won the women's EC in 2017 or reaching the final of the WC in 2019.No team had the guts to hire her. Would have been great if only for the publicity.Now knowing the English FA and it's tendency to be woke they're going to sign her on without experience, and she'll fail like any England manager before her. Some decent Championship team should pick her up. Wiegman is a far better manager than half the EPL shitters.
>>142816937Shalom my new best friend. I agree completely.
let’s hope so
>>142816937>tp>tfFuckin based.
