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>>142820926never, they can't lose two hypejobs in one night
Bo Nickal is the thinking man's fighter. Casual fans might be brought in by the hype and dazzle of the likes of McGregor, Ferguson, Tibau, MVP, Gamrot. But you see, the tactics of Bo and his team are unmatched. His wrestling and striking combination puts him up there with the likes of GSP and Garry. Terrifying and deadly strikers, with elite wrestling and a killer attitude. Big up Bo Nickal.
woah let's stop posting thick delicious caramel delights please this is a gay thread
She's reaching for those grapes. And those grapes are starting to sound like a violin with that wine and cheese.
LAST FIGHT FOR THE SPHERE ANNOUNCEDhttps://x.com/bigmarcel24/status/1813305078100709676?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQThe Sphere card looks like this as of right now>Irene Aldana vs Norma Dumont>Michel Pereira vs Anthony Hernandez>Yazmin Jauregi vs Ketlen Souza>Edgar Chairez vs Kevin Borjas>Ronaldo Rodriguez vs Ode Osbourne>Ignacio Bahamondes vs Manuel TorresRumoured bouts>Sean O'Malley vs Merab Dvalishvili main event>Alexa Grasso vs TBD>Diego Lopes vs TBD>Dan Ige vs TBDGreatest sporting event in history btw
>foremerly
Peachin for those grapes and cheese
Thanks for the update circles
If Dana books the hawk tuah girl to go to a slap match I will fucking kneel
fentanyl
>>142820995Stop glorifying obesity
>>142821166LOW TEST DICKLET KWAB
>>142821166
>>142821068>Michel Pereira vs Anthony HernandezAmazing fight but I can't shake the feeling that it's a fake fight>Edgar Chairez vs Kevin BorjasReally? There's way better flyweights that could be booked for this. Can't get Taira back in time? He didn't take any damage>Ronaldo Rodriguez vs Ode OsbourneRRod is interesting but Ode fucking Osbourne? In what's supposed to be the hat trick card of the year? Really?>Ignacio Bahamondes vs Manuel TorresBanger
>>142821170I’d def be a dicklet cuz no chance I could get it up with a 190lb woman
Ok bradda I duck Whittaker now I want tittle fite allahumdullah
103 days until Gane fights.
>>142820926Name a just one married MMA fighter that doesn't have a whore for a wife
GSP loves caramel delights
>>142821068rebook lopes vs ortega and make ige vs jean silvashit card still
103 days until gane ducks again
>>142821229Mikey Bisping
>>142821166>>142821223
>>142821166Found gay muzzie
>>142821239Ortega is moving up to Lightweight, he's probably fighting Dariush soon
Disc golf and hoes
>>142821258
>>142821258t. Callum
>Come here, timid Tom
>“I have to do [the video] to help my career,” he said. “And it doesn’t bother me, it will only do good for my career. And actually, it doesn’t make any sense to put your hands on someone and waste your energy when you are walking out for an actual fight.”No, Arman. The issue isn't that you wasted energy. The issue is that you're not allowed to attack people because they flipped you off.I am a huge Arman fan but his behavior here is so ridiculous. Learn your lesson and move on, nobody will disrespect you for just saying "yeah man I messed up and lost my temper, shouldn't have done that".
>Come here, timid T-ACKKKKK
Shartles? Yeah I'm thinking he's getting shat on.
142821341I searched this on google and found a reddit threadWhy did you do this
>>142821377>-ACKKKKK
>>142821377Still can't believe Gane beat this guy on the feet. Didn't have to resort to crotch sniffing or catching him with a lucky shot. Just a pure win.
>>142820995>>142821016Great nigger whore would jump on her like on a trampoline
>>142821463That was Volkov 1.0
>>142821489Yacked
>>142821500They're the heroes america needs
>>142821489over worked an under paid
>>142821526i bet you'd give them a go with your transwife
>>142821483Oh shit, no gane actually beat weight-bully volkov! Even more impressive. Gane has his number. This will be a good tune up fight for gane.
should I buy 60 air heads for $12?I ate like 36 of them in a couple days last time
>>142821454why do you want your boys to look even worse?
>>142821566GODne actually beat him with a TWO weight class disadvantage...
So I'm finally a normalfag with a wall mounted TV and I want to have my brother over to watch UFC on the 27th, what's the cheapest way to get the PPV on Canada? If it's seriously $100 I'm just gonna stream it from my PC and live with the shit quality.
>>142821663Stream in feom pc
>>142821684As a fellow leaf do you have a hookup for a better quality stream? I use best solaris when I'm streaming on my monitor but I have to refresh it because it craps out all the time. Harder to do from the couch
>>142821663no reason to watch over 720 or 480p
>>142821578I could eat 36 in a couple hours. Maybe even minutes.
>>142821663>what's the cheapest way to get the PPV on Canada?Find a sports bar and look through the window.
>>142821663if it's a smart tv you could look up the stream site you wanna use through a browser app
>>142821813literally did this for the gooby vs aldo fight. cowards were charging $10 to enter the bar KEK
Chama!
>>142821016>>142820995disgusting, posts asian women
>>142821566Might pick gayne now knowing this. Poolkov has always been a decent fighter but I think Pavlovich is simply not as good as we thought. He's mainly beat other looping hook spammers with power. He can only beat short guys and is allergic to straight punches.
>>142821825I have the HDMI plugged into my PC, my stream sites are just shit
>Cham-ACK!
>>142820995>>142821016Brooklyn Wren >
>>142821911psp -dash- tv .dot. comthey start about ~15 min before prelims
>>142821921RETVRN to Fight Circus...
>>142821990Sweet, my bro reminded me about sportsurge but I'll try this one too. Thanks.
>>142820995
Alex Pereira is a greater fighter than pissrael ever was or will be
>>142821166Based.
>>142821006This but unironically. Garry gets heemed by Shavkat though
>>142821663>>142821718It's mainly the framerate that sucks with streaming. Sometimes a good resolution crack stream will have 23.9 fps instead of the 60fps of ppv. That can be the difference between seeing a shot connect. I always look for a cracked stream with at least 30fps and buy ppv if I can't.I used to use vpn and go to kijk for free ppv. But not sure you can do that anymore. There are annoying vpn ways to pay less for ppv if you research. Singapore and Russia have cheap as fuck plans for fight pass and you can get ppv through it there (english options available) retarded cheap.
>when your daughters dick is bigger than yours
https://youtu.be/EeMy-DzSZGUshut up nerds its out
>>142821977You can NOT boy pissy here. He is NOT a seethe farm boi. STOP posting this shit.
holy kek
>>142822152I'm pretty sure it's a girl that thinks it's a guy b. So no peen. *When your son's tits are bigger than yours* is more fitting.
>>142821068>aldana v dumontLong legged slim qt vs thick thighed qtI’m not sure who to root for, maybe just aldana since she’s mexican
>>142822151i have good resolution good framerate streams only downside is it's always like 2-3 seconds behind to 10 seconds but that's mainly because of turd world bandwidth
>>142822238>implying it wasn't a boy in the first place
>>142821302What’s garth doing there
>>142822205This is worse for the promoter. The fact that he assured them makes it look like more fraudulent.
Why are you so fucking hopelessly obsessed with trans folks?
>>142821706I just use my xboxs browser app and use the several streams that ive accrued through the years
>folkslol more like freaks
Canadians are essentially trannies compared to real men.
>>142822295meng was only guaranteed 300k to show +ppv. he and other fighters on the card might join suit. the guy was begging to not sue, that his wife would leave him and he'd go bankrupt. he will prob heem himself soon
>oy gevalt but my wife will leave me if I pay you the full agreed amount
>>142822267>>142822152uhh.. Chuddie you might wanna think carefully. You wouldn't wanna gender them correctly on accident! :O
>>142822409Did i insult your trans boyfriend ameritard
>>142821840oh she was so horny for the hawaian hurracaine
diaz team looks real retarded here. they were skeptical the whole time that nate would get his money the whole time but let him go through with the fight anyway on a "trust me bro i got you"
>Scandinavia asleep>thread quality rock bottomHMMMMMMM
>>142822515Man I could fuck you up right now if I felt like it. But I'm not going to because I'm watching a movie
>>142820926>Khumshart has other plans
>>142822634Ahahahahah this doo
>>142822558What movie?
>>142822634>opponent is unknownYou can't really schedule a short notice replacement that early, can you
>>142822634abus schaubi
>Chandler old bum brazza>Chemp hef to fight best guys in ze world>Arman suspended>Gives me Chandler brazza!>Chandler chooses to wait for Canor>Arman suspension reduced in time for Abu Dhabi>S-sorry brazza. I'm i-injure... no fight for me.
>>142822673A History of Violins
>>142822705Cool I watched that longlegs movie today with nic cage
>jew defrauds beloved fighter, essentially steals 9 million from him>heem boys the jewTelling.
>>142822726Was it any good
kek dis doo telling on us
>>142822743Yeah I like investigation movi3s and shows so it worked for me i give it a recommend
>>142822729who are you telling
>>142822729Is fanmio jewish?
>>142822769I will give it a watch
>>142822791By deed, yes
>>142822634flushed turd(tony ferguson) did
>>142822634abu schaubi brazza i keel everybady if my tummy doesn't hurt brazza
>>142822791>>142822804
i only fight in abu dhabi brazza only muslims in commission brazza trustworthy types
>>142822853Damn solomons look like that
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST FIGHT FOR THE TITLE IN ABU DHABI YOU NEED TO PROVE YOURSELF AGAINST REDDIT KNUCKLES AT UFC FIGHT NIGHT MINNESOTA
>>142822853Well well well.
>>142822853>solomon
>>142822879kek
Has Khamzat even fought a ranked middleweight?
>>142822879We’ve been discussing khamzat toitle shot for literally 3 years now. Just fucking give it to him, everyone knows hes good enough
>No! Please, I'll do anything! You can have me Lambo yacht, or me Rolex collection! You can even fook me fat slag of a woife, just please don't permaheem m- *ACK*
>>142820995Francis looks like that?
>>142822980the real conor would've fought (and gotten heemed)
>>142822634>I have seven fights, seven victories. There is no fighter in the UFC who has won seven fights without ever fighting for a title!!>Islam Makhachev: 10 fight win streak before title shot>Merab Dvalishvili: 10 fight win streak before title shot Arnold Allen: 10 fight win streak and NO title shot>Kamaru Usman: 9 fight win streak before a title shot>Tony Ferguson: 9 fight win streak before interim title shot>Max Holloway: 9 fight win streak before title shot>Khabib Nurmagomedov: 9 fight win streak before title shot>LEON EDWARDS: 9 fight win streak before title shot>Magomed Ankalaev: 9 fight win streak before interim title shot>Belal Muhammad: 9 fight win streak before title shot>Charles Oliveira: 8 fight win streak before title fight>Yoel Romero: 8 fight win streak before Interim title shotBeniel Dariush: 8 fight win streak and NO title shotMovsar Evloev: 8 fight win streak and NO title shot
>>142823073Damn Arnold got KEKd
Colby/Khamzat?
sorry brazza. dont fight next time in abu dhabi you no dis
>>142823146I don't know if seeing Usman struggle to walk has made me more impressed with Usman or less impressed with his opponents.
>>142822980Someone should take the Khabib model from one of the PooFC games and make a Khabib skin mod for the hitman guy.
>>142822930Khamzat shouldn't be granted a title shot after fighting a grand total of 0 middleweights
khabib ducked tony
>>142823146Maybe they'll rematch again for 5 rounds in Abu Dhabi. On his podcast, Henry always hints and sneedily mentions a 185 fight in the works for Usman. Usman always looks away and changes the subject.
>>142823238isnt shavkat vs usmeng all but confirmed?
we should have one thread for all martial arts
I can't believe Khabib used his connections with Putin to make him convince China to unleash the COVID virus just to duck Tony
>>142823210Ummm he KO'd Gerald 'The G' Gmeershart
>>142823247That stuff with him, ali and dana on he doc apparently happened before the Khamzat fight. But he still said he would. I thought Shavkat was still injured and not even training yet.
It is kind of fucked up that Allen was on a ten fight winstreak and they gave him MaxHe was way more deserving of getting the Volk fast track than Topuria was
>>142823318Shocking that they didn't cause UFC brass has a boner for brits.
Shavkat and Usman are training partners at Kill Cliff Usman has been pretty open about how he doesn't want to fight Shavkat, so I doubt Khabib will get his wishes there
>>142823318Allen denied Dana's advances, Topuria on the other hand...
>>142823210Of course he should. He is popular
>>142823210shut up nerd
>muh deserves!!!>muh meritocracy!!>muh Real SportTM!!!!All cope. Khamzat deserves a title shot more than anyone in the UFC today
>>142823318who cares, he got gate kept before he had a chance to get fraud checked by volk
>>142823388At least have him fight Strickland or Whittaker or hell, even Imavov. Middleweight is not lacking in contenders. If he wants to Pereira his way up the division he needs fight at least one highly ranked guy before the title shot
Khamzat is like a muslim Till. A proper english Till, if you will.
will volk fight again this year?
I no fight Rob brazza I have tummy ache
>Khamzat should fight a Middleweight>fights the Middleweight champ>NOO NOT LIKE THAT
>>142823408>Strickland or Whittakerthese would be sick but neither of them will take that fightthey are both waiting for their fully deserved title shot after....*checks notes*>boring costa decision>beating THE unranked DWCS alumni
>>142823421Only if Islam needs a short notice opponent.
>>142823250You’re posting in it dumbass
>>142823447>these would be sick but neither of them will take that fightWhittaker took the Khamzat fight and then Khamzat pulled outAnd now Khamzat is asking to just leapfrog over Whittaker, after pulling out against him
ratlip has to prove he can make it to a fight before getting a title shot
>>142822241do you really find this attractive?
>>142823549If she stopped training all day she'd be a solid 7/10
The diaz brothers would beat poosman and smegwards
Guru interview with paddy the baddy dropping tomorrow.
>>142823345>Usman has been pretty open about how he doesn't want to fight ShavkatBecause shavy would fraud check him
>>142823646oh shit could you post this every 3-4 minutes so I don't forget k thx
>>142823646thnk mr intel yank
>>142823668>ctrl f “guru”>1 matchI’m breaking the news here. You’re welcome
>>142823688I already thanked you but now I take it back now
>>142823073Scamshit sisters...
>>142823709Wait
Yankee doodle dandy
>>142823831Amen, brother
Mike Perry fight week
>>142823877uhh filthy mouth loserbros...
>>142822693He will fight Arman in October. Or else face possible Abu Shaubi repercussions.My guess is he's posing with this fake baby cast as a pre-cope for when he loses to Arman. He'll just repost this image to say "See! I was injured i deserve rematch!"KWAB (KEK What A Brazza)
>>142823877Eloquently put.
Ilia Topuria is gonna fuck Max Holloway up. BAD. Fuck you. Also Max is a fucking pedophile
Shaved cat vs Smegmallena, whatever happened there....
>>142823877Burning in the sewers of hell would be an upgrade from detroit
>>14282398313 is legal in hawaii b
>>142823905>h-he's ducking the guy he already beat!!!classic brazza derangement syndrome
If khamzat had a nutsack hed comain event jandrobas ppv and fight kopylov or some shit middleweight
>>142823983This isn't an authentic pedo swede post
Arman only lost the first fight because he's a retarded faggot but I think he stopped so I like his chances this time
I don't get the Arman shilling, he's an extremely boring fighter compared to Islam Is it just because Islam is tangentially related to Khabib?
dookie dricus really got put in the matrix by toilet till
Nothin wrong in losing to darren till
>>142824006Messicans like to watch sopranos? Wtf
arman is an islam clone but smaller and inferior in every aspect. they fought and he got 30-27ed. on the right night he could pull it off but i can't imagine why you would ever pick him. there are more question marks on islam vs max
Curtis.
Turdis
squirtis
Spermtis Gaydes
>>142824396This is how most people see it. Armans is just 80% islam
Nice to see someone posting my OC.
blaydes was getting ragdolled until algayda remembered he's a pacifist and stopped fighting
>WHERE DA WELSH WOMEN AT?!?!SOON
>>142824545Kek
Curtis will probably retire after losing to Tom, if he doesn't he should.
>>142824428>>142824439>>142824466>>142824472>>142824484>>142824484>>142824495>>142824503>>142824538>>142824545Can someone tell this nigga Baldis to either shave or get a hair transplant because his bald spot is very noticeable each time he fights
>>142824706>shave or get a hair transplantfake one behaviour
Is Guram really good because he dropped and beat Gamrot? Or is Guram not very good and Gamrot is just worse?
>>142824706It's Slave Chic, you wouldn't get it
>>142824036No, if you would learn to read, I said he is not ducking Arman. He's using the arm brace as an excuse for after he loses :)
>>142824706Leon has that too lol, paulo costa is the most blatant one
follicle watchers
I'm growing my hair out so I can have the Shawn Michaels look.
I'm growing my dick out so I can have the Lionheart Smiff look.
>>142824706>>142824776>caring about another mans hair or lack thereofgays
>>142824869nigga it's just funny whenever they change the angle you can see a giant crater on the back of his head
heard mousasi has a meng that could fill a tall boy
khabib with tittiescowtit nurmagomilktruck
>>142824940we talkin a hap sized boy or an ace sized boy?
>>142825011talmbout 25oz cans of beer or malt liquor b
i'm getting my dick out at a public beach so i can go for the gooby look
canadian beaches be like
>>142825000
Dinner with dana or 1000 dollars cash
>>142825125100 brocks
>>142825078Very nice...let's see Yoel's ashy meng
Lennie Miceandmenov
>>142825125I'd do it for free
JandrobaANDROBA
kicking jandiroba in the head on the lazy eye side
mfw trump
not even on some racist shit does anyone else feel like jamahal hill is the only active high level black ufc fighter in touch with his african american heritage
>>142825506I am, once again, asking you to go fuck yourself
>>142825514king "robert" green
Name a fighter who could win
>>142825548I dont like his strange gay relationship with his "adoptive father" who is some random white man barely 10 years older than him
can cory sandhagen actually win against THE umar nurmagaymedov?
why is heem so empty lately
>>142825598i have no idea if umar is good or not i've never seen him fight anyone even half decent. he looked mid as fuck against nate man ass and that mongolian npc they signed just to fight him
>>142823549I dated a girl for a couple years who looked like Aldana in the face but had a much better body. Small waist and big hips instead of a fridge
>>142825514If by “african american heritage” you actually mean the hood thug culture that black people have been psyopped into since the 90s, then yes
>>142825635we are in a dark age of fake ones and pullout merchants
>>142823318Allen was just like Dariush. Everyone knew he wasn’t actually title level
>>142825659derrick lewis
khabib nurmagomedov submitted conor mcgregor
>>142825678debatable
>>142822879This but unironically
>>142825635no good fights happening and all the real ones(jiri fans) are in a deep depression after he got simulated by pereira
>>142825125I'd take $10 over Dana
>>142821828UFC probably charged the bar $2000 to show the fights
>>142822070Shavkat has the worst head movement since Luque. He’ll never fight for a title
>>142825506>ISLAM NOOOO
>>142821828why though? whenever I watch the UFC at my local I buy a meal and a few drinks and so does everyone else there. they are more than recouping
>>142825794He’s the backup for Leon vs smelal they want him to fight for it next
>>142825598If the surname ends in V, he wins. Simple as
Sòooooooooòö
>>142825822They’ll make him fight Garry or some shit and he’ll lose
>>142825858He’s not losing to garry you dolt
ok so why is dana so afraid of releasing the Gane vs Jones no commentary tape? why is he so afraid of relasing the 15 cut minutes after the "end" of the match?
get a load of these sheep thinking umar vs cory is actually gonna happen
the "britney" sphere
I fuckin love everything
>>142825934I dont think sandhagen will duck, hes pretty reliable
>>142825968even me?
>>142825973cory will be there, the question is which bantamweight is going to step up on a weeks notice to fight him
>>142825956>>142825968you're just posting for the sake of posting b, let it die
>>142825973cory isnt the issue, its that umar is going to either pop and it gets covered up as a "training injury" or come into the fight over the weight limit and they rig the scales
>>142825888This is racist for sure I just don't know exactly how yet.
heeminder strickland had a streak where he fought:>abussy>jizzy>dricus du bussy
>>142825975Due to legal obligations I have to say yes
>>1428262143 goats baaaaaaa
>>142826214okay but what has he done for me lately?
>>142826214He beat all 3 of them too.
>>142826031That image is fake
Jon Jones and Conor Mcgregor are never fighting again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHFJtwP473U?feature=shareof course he's good with kids
based nerd
>>142826479I hope he gets staph
>>142826479Actively seeking cans to crush. I'm conflicted.
>>142826538true heemersolely motivated by bloodlust and autism
>>142826557Thank you for keeping our streets safe
>>142826532It’s been weeks lad get over it
>>142826693Wont be happening pakibong my hate dor fake nerds burns like sun
Curtis Bros!
>>142826557Extremely zased.
>>142822634Kumshit beat THE Gerald Meershart, slayer of Bruno Silva. Totally deserves the title shot dawlg.>>142824545>>142824428>>142824439MACHAAAAAAAAAMP
>>142826714pakibong hates them too you goof, you have no legitimate reason to dislike them
hey guys which poster am I?
>>142826754I see you bitch
are there even any american heemsonalities?
Why do they incite so much seethe among the plebeians?
I'm pissing blood WTF
>>142826814I only know two of those guys
>>142826814top left looks like he plays dark eldar
>>142826820Frickin' nerd
>>142826807Sneed I suppose
>>142826814No such thing as a smart brazilian
ganebros...
>>142826820Top right is Carlos Prates, bottom left is Maurício Ruffy, both got nice heems in their last fights
>>142826859it’s ngubus breath
>>142826814>Top leftPlays Nintendo games and has a vegan diet>Top rightHoards funko pops, watched every marvel movie, goes to planet fitness>Bottom leftTop right's older brother. Has a valuable STEM degree and plays league of legends>Bottom rightCollects yugioh cards, has a very robust stock portfolio, does jiu jitsu
>>142826884Based love Conor
>>142826916yugioh is so busted. they couldn't even stay balanced for two gens
>>142826884>>142826884To be completely honest, i dont care about “cheating” in a fight. It’s a fucking fight, just let them bang. Unless it’s egregious and obviously changes the outcome, like a fighter holding on to the cage for dear life in order to defend a takedown, etc. None of yhese goob fouls were that bad
>>142826479Dana's not going to allow that one but he's basically secured a job for life with that attitude Even if he turns out to be a bum, there's always room for someone with that mentality and that personality
dustbin heemed canor twice in the same time it took khabitch to beat him
>>142826859GODne has mastered the art of nine limbs
Gane thought grappling training was when you used your bussy to grab a meng
>>142827005Khabib legitimately didn't want to win the fight, he was mad that it even ended. He just wanted to beat Conor up. He's bever fought that emotionally before or after that Conor fight, I don't think he would have been satisfied unless Conor actually died in the cage
He was like 'Oui, I have thousands of hours of grappling training under my belt.'
>>142827048no he didnt think that
>>142827079b I got a quote right here >>142827069
mma guru knocks everyone out ITT
>>142827118i wonder what 4chan jannies actually look like irl
>>142827133>>142827109
who the fuck is jonny
>>142827138They don't let me post the webm of Dustin and Jolie swimming because it's not related to mma
Janny has never stopped me, a new janny comes in throwing its power around banning people left and right and the one true constant is me
bans are nice sometimes
>>142823983Turdpooria gonna get heemed
>>142827109Damn he has lost a ton of weight since whenever this was taken
>>142826717Curtis is a good guy. Fuck fake humble bitch Asspainal
FACT: Tom Aspinall beat Sergei Pavlovich and Alexander Volkov in under 5 minutes COMBINED.
Piss lambs...
Does having african genetics give you a significant advantage in MMA? Those of African descent seem to be better athletes
When's the next slap event? Said no one ever LMAO
>>142827379FACT: Curtis checked and exploded Aspinall's knee AND finished him in 15 SECONDS TOTAL
Please discuss this weekend’s ufc card
>>142827404For example?
>>142827425Anon you don't check a leg kick with your thigh That's not how that works
>>142827425Unequivocally false as demonstrated by the very webm you have posted
Disc golf will be bigger than the UFC in 5 years
>>142827379>>142827425OHHHHHHHHH HES HURT
>>142827425What a diet of a full english does to a nigga KWAB
>>142827435Glad you axed cracka
>>142827435Well you don't have to look very far to see how Jon Jones uses his physicality and athleticism to dominate his opponent, often using his longer frame and enormous reach to constantly control them at a distance, as well as using superior african stamina to outlast themIf you want to go into the weeds, loon at a guy like Miles Johns. A really one note fighter who gets by by just using black athleticism to his advantage. Or the famous "blacksplosiveness" that a lot of african fighters possess It seems to me like there are many physical advantages for thise of african descent that play a factor, and I may have to consider such things when picking fights
>>142827437Yes, sar, you do. It's a day 1 drill in Muay Thai checking and trading thigh kicks. You pant your foot and flex out your leg. Blaydes was doing this naturally as he was throwing a punch and planting his forward leg for the punch. Sure it was the first time it's shattered someone's leg to pieces, but Curtis has thick thighs.>>142827425Uneqivoc-ACK!!!!! >>142821454
Imagine if mr. beast cared about the UFC
>>142827404West African genes would likely help in MMA but East African genes would not. West African descendants tend to have longer limbs and a higher center of gravity. That’s good for explosive movement like striking. Not great for wrestling though
>>142827425KEK
Imagine how epic it will be when Conor becomes president of Ireland and declares war on Dagestan
>>142827512>It's a day 1 drill in Muay Thai checking and trading thigh kicks. You pant your foot and flex out your legThat is literally the exact opposite of what your supposed to do. Planting your leg just makes it easier for them to hit their target. You're supposed to move your leg so they hit a part that will cause more damage to them than it will youThis may actually me the most retarded and least knowledgeable post in heem history, and I remember that time mexicope didn't know what a submission attempt was
>>142827425Disingenuous webms always curse the said fighter. Remember what happened when mengs made edited memes of him KOing Colby? Meng would go on to lose to THE Dilbert Bums. Just remember that. You have only yourself to blame.
This is what an actual perfect leg kick check looks like, and as a result Silva's leg exploded into a million pieces
When was the last good win?
Just remember heem: There’s always a humble white boy who can and will beat you.
>>142827554What you've posted is not a day 1 drill b... how embarrassing... I'm talking about conditioning the thigh. If you're too late to react to a low thigh kick, what I'm talking about is an instinctual fale safe. . A warm up for countless gyms at the start. It is a form of checking. And I said Curtis was the FIRST to shatter a leg. Don't you listen? Don't come at the best, fats. Don't (you) me again and I'll pretend this never happened.
The hate Aspinall gets here is proof /heem/ is majority non-white
>>142827612Gane v Spivack
>>142827612jizzy win over pereira is one of the best wins everwithout that his whole career and resume would exist in doubt, but he redeemed the heem
Okay so I will offer a positive comment.Jandiroba is an extremely technical grappler and she also has beastly striking. She really is a threat in this division. I understand that people need a dopamine hit from someone laughing at their comment abusing her. But she really really is a fantastic fighter.
>>142827612El HEEMador vs volk A legacy literally flushed right before everyone's eyes
>>142827587This is far more based.
>>142827643The universe is neat this is a definite sign of simulation theory
>this is a definite sign of simulation theory
>>142827587>ACK!!!>>142827643!!!KCA>
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machado_family
>simulation theory
>>142827621>I'm talking about conditioning the thigh. If you're too late to react to a low thigh kickCONDITIONING ISN'T CHECKING A KICK YOU FUCKING RETARDYOU ARE LITERALLY TAKING A FULL FORCE LEG KICK THAT WILL DO M I N I M A L DAMAGE TO THE OPPONENT HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW EVEN THE MIST BASIC KICKBOXING CONCEPTSHOW CAN YOU THINK TAKING A FULL FORCE LEG KICK TO THE THIGH IS IN ANY WAY CHECKING THE KICKHOLY SHIT HOW CAN YOU BE SO DUMBAT LEAST MAKE YOUR BAIT NOT RETARDED
>>142827679Wrong Machado family. Laya's are from portuguese in spain and england. Sorry
worked
>>142827701nah, it def is. Think more of how Uriah hall checked Weidman and move that to the thigh. Second on order of operations. Hope that helps.
Reminder Dominic Cruz was browsing heem instead of watching the fight between rose twig and uhhh neo cortex
Glowies scrambling
>>142827701>Didn't read, spammy
>>142827724Weidman's kick landed below Hall's knee, which is the second best checking spot. Not the thigh
>>142827701>t.
>”If this was a different time, I would ride into your favela on horseback and kill everyone that was not fit to work”Chills.
>>142827754Yes, def a last resort technique for sure to do it with the thigh. But a technique none the less.
>>142827762I seriously doubt that would happen dagestanis weren't exactly a global power
I might be the first person to realize how significant the evidence to Weidmans shin break is clear cut proof to prove we are in a situation
>>142827772You can't check a leg kick with your thigh because 50% of peg kicks are heading to the thigh The thigh is largely made out of fat and muscle, nothing you do with your thigh is going to hurt someone hitting you with a leg kick. The only way to check a leg kick is using your knee or your calfGetting hit in the thigh is just eating a leg kick. Unless you think Jiri was actually checking everything Rakic threw at him
Heem doesn't understand leg kicks, like their favorite fight Jiri
>>142827793
>>142827816Jiri isn’t even in my top 7.44 fight bro
>>142827786Caucasians were mostly irrelevant until the 19th century when russians started to fight themBut the irish were kinda irrelevant too
A lesser talked about leg kick check, but this one single handley won Alex the MW title. Completely switched the momentum in round 5
This card is so bad that I’m going to watch power slap in protest
It just dawned on me I am unironically the smartest man alive
if i was finna throw a leg kick id be like shit dawg byaaah eat that shit faggot ya feel me like blap snap yo shit bitch ass nigga have em grabbing his shit crying cuh fureal
>>142827803*Your knee or your shinsorry
>Gallant>Grandeur >GANE>SOON
>>142827866
>>142827880Gane is actually french for "swarthy coward". I made this up, of course, but it holds true.
>>142827803No, it's certainly a check. Again, I'll admit, not the best option but like I said, a check nonetheless.
A dumb drunk Irish mick like Conor manifested his success and you doubt simulation theory?
I’m gonna go ahead and get on the Thomas “The Train” Petersen Train while it’s still hot.
>>142827894Irish are unironically the most powerful race.
>>142827892Aspinall has "ass" baked into the pronunciation and not in a good way!
>>142827893You are greatly lowing Curtis' karmic balance with every post
>>142827926Haram activity. He should show more class and stoicism when im the presence of women
>>142823073Arnold Allen sisters....
I killed a man in Reno once.
>>142827425ASS spin sisters....
*enters the thread*>>142821840
Don't you know how to duck?
>>142828047nah b I'm not muslim
https://youtube.com/shorts/NPAkSKcpNTM?si=3IeNMPv0rFRXhCJB
>>142828081rekt
>>142820926>this is what being a NCAA D1 champion and world famous MMA fighter gets you in 2024...it's over
>>142828091Fuck off glowie we are anarcho capitalists on heem
>>142827425KWACAUB
>>142828163dead ass what the fuck
Can we drink and have fun?
>>142821016built for white cock
>>142828209Yeah when and where is the heem meet up?
>>142828163bruh, she has crazy eyes. I gareentee her pussy fire
Nobody gets charges like Jon Jones, nobody! You put Jones into a room with Epstein he's coming out with more charges. Period.
>>142828275you stole that from guru
>>142828243>gareenteeYou can see she's a mid heem per my eye test
for all the cte and general retardedness of fighters its surprising that in 1000s of fighters not 1 has gone postal in THE le war room
>>142828291Who?
Nigga we don't watch that crap here
>wheatykah i cum back to smesh youSOON™
>chandler you raise black baby and when i smesh you you vill raise my sonSOON™
Want to heem meng but feel uninspired to, anyone know any good doppelgangers for Rebecca Bisping
Doppelgangers for Dudakova or Jolie Poirier also acceptable
>>142828382I do
>>142828399Name your price kid this is the heem business this meng ain't microsoft iykwim
>>142828343
>>142828360>islam wants his son raised in a racial jungle DROPPED!
the fighting nerds are the new brazzas
>>142828417mikebros...
>>142828163Bad pic. She’s a 7.5 and she won’t cheat or divorce rape Bo. Marry a 7.5 if you want to be happy lads
>>142828430I thought this was an ai generated image of soijak as a mma fighter, cant believe its legit
>>142828430They’re almost as boring as brazzas and they’re all on turbo gear like brazzas
>>142828460Caio's the only one that's really boring desu, and he also seems like the best
>>142828430they're not good enough to be brazzas
>>142828163In MMA, the uglier and shorter you're, the better. If anything this should white pill you
>>142828526Bo is ugly almost short and ginger b, no homo
He's Bangkok ready.
>>142828549He gets uglymogged and shortmogged by prime Joey B b. That didn't deter him from heeming prime Megan's pussey
Shut up retard the real black pill is it doesnt matter your height just how massive your dick is and Joey is packing
>>142828616you know this how?
>>142828616Makes sense, I'm no prize but my hawlg is handsome and I'm beating off suitors day in day out
Anthony Smith doesn't wanna end his career with a couple years of going 1-1 as a .500-tier gatekeeper.As opposed to the first part of his career, I guess.
at this point i actually wouldn't be surprised if smiff is inducted into the hall of fame when he retires, he has more fights than cowboy and he hasn't even gone on a cowboy level flushing run yet. cowboy was more popular than smiff but i think that dana's standards are low enough that smiff's a very likely candidate based purely on how many fights he's had and also as a final thank you for not taking the dq victory against jones
>After a long day of training, Dagestanis like Islam and Khabib get to go home to a dime peach like this and a home cooked mealOne life to live, and you weren't born a brazza
so jones got arrested agaon or what
Human dime peaches... Right...
>>142828773Khabob can't go home ever again because he ran away like a bitch. Also they're faggots.
>>142828790https://youtu.be/Hh7_POC2ueQ?si=eVvvYIsdoBhzKmz9
BKFC Is really dropping the ball here if they were having events every week they could really start taking market share
Ilia Tolderporia
Todlerporia*God fucking damn it.
>>142828779>>142828790>>142828805Jealous wifeless, childless, westoid incels detected. Brazzas have cute women they married as virgins meanwhile you have feminist bitches with triple digit body counts.
>>142828807knuck is still going to win the story this weekend. win or lose mike is going to call jake out for a knuck fight and jake is going to duck him. story win for perry, story win for knuck
Had to heem meng to a queen of Adesanya descent
>>1428288520-7
>>142828852>white>europeanAnglos up to their usual chicanery again
>>142828859Prove it
>>142828859>>142828877gotchu b
>>142828884Baaaased!!
I'm watching DJ's Mike Perry interview and DJ is more of a mumble mouth than Colby. CTE or was he always retarded? He can't form a coherent sentence.
>>142828906Cant believe I ever boyd a meatball nigger Never again
>>142828913>CTE or was he always retardedboth, unironicallyhe used to be slightly more articulate but i think the CTE is starting to set in pretty good
>>142828884Punctuation so bad, how is it impossible for you retards to impersonate me being an mmaguru after a year of trying
Just how fucking cheap was Luke's veneer job that one little punch from a manlet obliterated it and made him quit like a little pussy bitch
>>142828913The DJ interview on BYM was a masterclass in mush mouth thought trailing, I can't remember anything rn but there were gems from both Mikey B and Demetriey J
>>142828884
>>142828884What a sicko
>>142829117Andrew dropping them rarer screenshots I don't even remember seeing before
Based alley cat chad.
>>142828450Based basedjak
we talking a championship run for khamzat or nah broskis my brotato chips my bro-t-rex-athonators my Holly Holm daters?
The common alley cat is the spirit animal of heem
>>142827880
It's all a simulation I am master of this universe
Hello
I'm looking for the Lord
>>142829466The Lord ain't lost brotha
>>142828739Some poorfags should remain poor for their own sake, what a trainwreck this faggot is, cant wait until they find him drowned in a baththub
>>142829404imagine all the stinky jap bush pride heemers were going through
>>142829510it must be weird to have no eyelids
Out of nowhere, hit the fiend with the Rock Bottom (Uh), Shavkat Rakhmonov (Uh)Man, I don't eat no motherfuckin' McDonald's (Uh-uh)
>>142829495I like how he uses big words like the Hotep preachers do too to try and present as less poor/uneducated, saars famously also use this same tactic
>>142829826no chance that canor actually wrote that, it was a lawyer/pr rep for sure
>>142829786man that's assthought you came up with it but it's Action Bronson actually, who the fuck listens to that?
>>142829900Woke up next to the motherfucker from the Planet of the Apes (What the fuck?)Somewhere in Canada where serial killers be putting salmon on their face (Ah)Motherfuckers'll change your parts (Uh), bitch, I wanna taste your heart (Uh)Mel Gibson gave me COVID at McGregor vs. Poirier 3 (Nasty)When he broke his leg (Fuck), his favorite breakfast was coke and eggs (True)Every day I practice choking someone's neck (Uh-huh)
mike is the protagonist
So Jon’s drunk ass flipped out because he has a shy bladder?
>>142829990doesn't make sense jon would never hurt a fly
>>142829990Based Jon taking no shit from any man or w*man
>>142829990Gurutrannies will try to spin this but how soon they forget that he picked gane
>>142829990>gay dude is a catty bitch to womenShould've got blue eyes there, semen extraction would be straightforward then
>Jones was cooperative at first but eventually became verbally combative after he struggled to provide a urine sampletrouble performing when a woman is there eh portajon? if he hates women so much that he turned gay why didn't he simply ask her to hold the cup and piss on her hand?
>>142830029Like clockwork they're already at it
>>142830542Gurucels will sweep this under his tits
It's no coincidence that heem dies just as Herb and Ellie are spotted in Sofia
>>142830029It was a good pick, considering how slow and fat Jones was. Fluke win.
>it was a good pick even though it was wrong
Gurutrannies groom kids on their discord like their obese pedo leader that sings and makes goofy impressions for money like a transdrag prostitute in a kindergarden
>>142832218Wonder whose heart gives out first, Kyle "little league taekwondo medals (not own)" Mee or Conor "Cokespammer" McBumgor
>>142832404Gurupederast, cokenor can afford doctors. Also that dumb pig doesnt work out and you can tell right away that its some diabetic pale ass dysgenic jew mutt famine oirish genes of short life and man tits
>>142832467I was thinking the same even though Canor lives life like Spun, he's right that yacht has gym. Kyle Mee's greatest physical achievement has been being a lot less fat than people thought he would be
make it a bad one
EFF YOU!!!!
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