It does, but then I remember Mascherano is our coach and it stops being fun.

>>142839268
>argentina humiliates ukraine on an international stage
villain arc continues

>>142839268
i was just watching the france vs japan friendly and it was pretty fun. mateta looked like a giant next to all those kids.

Is this football? Where are all the good missing teams?

>>pissrael

Pro genocide tournament

>>142839268
ednrick failed nice job cbf

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>>142839831
Anyone not there just failed to qualify, obviously. I didn't even know this but there you go.

>>142839268
>Menoscherano
Humiliation ritual, shall not be watching this shite

>>142839268
>Dominican Republic
lol what?

>Wimmenz sports
>Fun

>>142839648
We really have been on a roll lately

France
Spain
Argentina
Japan

You're welcome

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>indochine
one fucking job

>>142839268
winners of the u21 euros aren't there because retarded home nation FA's don't want to give their u23 players tournament experience

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>>142839268
go usa argentina spain and japan

>>142839268
We win this with ease

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>Your tournament MVP bro

>>142839268
QF:
France vs Argentina
USA vs Morocco
Spain vs Paraguay
Egypt vs Japan

SF:
France vs Morocco
Spain vs Japan

Thoughts?

Morocco will be playing at home and they're also a bit of a dark horse so I think they could beat France and go on to win the tournament. Japan has poor chances against Spain but Gavi is injured so maybe an upset could happen.

I'm rooting for Paraguay by the way (besides Japan obviously).

Uh...the entity is in group D

>country committing a genocide is in
Uhhh france?

>group b
>iraq
>ukranie
why are they kicking a ball instead of defending their country?

>>142839648
I wish but mascherano is a loser

>>142840143
you should be interested in that, they are your future players and they are even more soulless than your current ones

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>>142845049
In North America qualifying, Guatemala knocked out both Canada and Mexico back to back (1-1 vs both, beat both on penalties)

That new hot shot Bayern Munich signing is playing for France

how did ukraine manage to qualify for this, but not the other top yuro teams?

>>142839648
*hero arc

>>142848841
Apart from the fact that many players are already playing for the main club and haven't been.

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Our team tragically passed away according to this funeral home graphic

>>142855398
no pulisic?

>>142855419
Why would any good player play in this?

>>142855398
RIP Gaga Slonina. He was taken from us far too soon.

>>142855398
kek

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>>142855184
Ukraine knocked out Croatia and France (who knocked out Italy)

England qualified for Olympics but would have to work out a deal with Scotland, Wales and N. Ireland as they are all registered together as Great Britain for the Olympics and they couldn't come to a deal so no England

>>142839648
Mascherano is an incredibly bad coach and we will lose no matter what, this is not mufa posting, literally watch any of his U20 teams playing, he manages to make the best players not being able to even score once.

>>142858485
Is Almada still the being attacking threat?

>>142855398
Looks like a brochure for a church

>>142839268
Why there's no italy, germany and other good teams?

Is this the first time in history that african country is hosting Olympics?

>>142839648
Romania already did that a few weeks ago

>>142861867
because meme tournament

which group are we in

>>142855398
lel

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>>142847575
Based, I support him

Spain winning again would be funny

>>142839268
So this is basically a sub 23 tournament right? At least we'll see Lamine and William owning the whole thing for Spain again.

>>142847575
>>142862950
Thanks Japbro :)

>>142839268
Where is Brazil, Italy, Germany and Portugal? Who fucking cares about Iraq and Dominicans, they're shit

>>142869484
Nobody, and I mean quite almost literally nobody, over here cares about Olympic football.

This isn't even any kind of cope, genuinely nobody gives a shit.

Why doesn't FIFA have a proper u-23 tournament anyways?

>>142869484
The clubs would not let most players Go anyway

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>>142840083
not a decision for the goyims to make

>>142869507
Because international football is only a cash grab targeting casuals and tourists and only brainlets take it seriously, now who would give a shit about youth International football especially in 2024 when half of the shitters in those teams might end up "representing" an entirely different nation anyway

>>142869558
you wouldn't understand if your team doesn't even qualify for the world cup

>>142869923
Imagine taking the rigged globohomo cup seriously

In last 50 years only 3 Olympics have been held in a string soccer nation

Spain won Barcelona 1992

Great Britain choked in London 2012

Brasil won Rio 2016

France? They did win 1984 Los Angeles

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>>142845049
KINO

>>142873270
I just don't trust Henry

>>142839268
I still don't get how my country managed to qualify for this but well i hope we at least don't get so trashed by the other teams.

>>142873853
In a U-19 championship 2 years ago which also doubled as a Olympic qualifier (God knows why) you got an automatic bid for the quarterfinals (God knows why), beat El Salvador 5-4, Jamaica 1-0, and Guatemala 5-4 on penalties after Guatemala knocked out Canada and Mexico

You lost to France 7-0 last week. But idk you might have a chance against Uzbekistan

>>142855336
Kek, I've really come around to you guys. With love, from the US of A.

>>142873903
>You lost to France 7-0 last week
Not that bad actually, i would have expected a 14-0 score, Kek.

But well we do have a fair share of players in Europe(mainly Firpo and Mariano Diaz) they might not be "great" but maybe they can at least showcase a decent game against the weaker teams.

>>142869221
They ate not playing

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>>142839268
>Ukraine

Rise from your grave!

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>>142839648
Ukraine male athletes are just morale boosters for the troops, which is traditionally women's work

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Yelissa..... it's time for her to come back and save /sp/

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Iraq-Israel Gold Medal Match

Hope we get to see Argentina vs Spain

>>142895342
U23 games are rarely representative of the adult NTs, think of it as a completely different category, like women's

>>142855398
You should fire the graphic designer. What the actual fuck

>>142839268
i would like USA to win so they can at least get a fraction of a W, a V if you will

>>142855398
>>142895388
This is soul though

>>142855398
#1 and #18 are our hot shot young keepers expected to be super stars soon, as well as our starting keeper for WC 2024 USA

>>142897064
They would have been if they hadn't have died in that ligma accident

wow japan actually got in. I'm surprised. Also is it me or are the japanese gooks getting better at a fast rate?

So are any actual senior squad players playing in the designated spots for any country or can I just skip this meme teams slop?

>>142898067
If you're gonna be that way then just skip it

>>142845049
To be fair that wasn't Indonesia, more like Dutch East Indies.

Like 20 of the Top 25 players play for either France or Spain

>>142839268
Reminder that 2 of Uruguay’s 4 stars came from this Mickey Mouse tournament

>>142900288
We are in the firstie era, sudacas are not relevant in the sport any more. Deal with it

>>142898067
every country but japan sent some.

>>142848841
It never means anything. Serbia, Ukraine, Ghana, and England have all won under 20 world cups, and never went on to do anything in the real thing. Cameroon, Nigera, and Poland all have gold medals in the olympics for football, same thing. Nothing.

>>142902165
well, we do use to send our top players

Like 20 of the Top 25 players play for either France or Spain

>>142902165
It's not for casual fans. Only for big time soccer fans

>>142855398
Can't take the quaker out of the American

>>142839268
FUGN bros where we at?

Starts in 3 days

This week

Wed 24 - 8 games (men)
Thurs 25 - 6 games (women)

Sat 27 - 8 games (men)
Sun 28 - 6 games (women)

Next week

Tues 30 - 8 games (men)
Wed 31 - 6 games (women)

Fri 2 - R8 (men)
Sat 3 - R8 (women)

Last week

Mon 5 - R4 (men)
Tues 6 - R4 (women)

Thurs 8 - Bronze medal match
Fri 9 - Gold Medal Match (men)
Sat 10 - Gold Medal Match (women)

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France's men are slight favorites to win Gold

>With the extra firepower of Lacazette and Mateta (scorers of 35 top-flight goals last season) alongside a head coach who has managed in Ligue 1 and MLS, as well as assisting Roberto Martinez with Belgium, it is clear why “Les Bleuets” are much fancied.

>>142839781
>>142845059
Alright japan bros how are we feeling about this one?

>>142911505
It's too time consuming to be a big timer and that's a good thing for me. I can barely keep up with EPL rounds in season + watching espn fc for updates on the rest of the top leagues.

>>142919911
>a head coach who has managed in Ligue 1 and MLS
Is failure experience?

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>>142919911
Imagine having your coach carrying the torch into Paris. That's what France did with Thierry Henry

>>142839268
Bruh this thread is from Wednesday
This board is completely empty

Nippon Banzai!!!

Ikeee Yamada-kun!!!

>>142839268
>missed out on usa vs iraq
>israel avoided all the mudslimes
damn

>>142922285
unironically the delay to phonepost has destroyed the board.

>>142919933
1-1 vs france so i think they're alright.

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Asian heavyweights are heading to a record eighth straight Games,

Japan are set to feature at a record eighth consecutive Games, a run that no other nation at Paris 2024 can match

coach Go Oiwa has a talented crop of players at his disposal, especially in central midfield where captain Joel Fujita and Rihito Yamamoto are likely to hold things down.

There’s creativity and pace on the wings, attack-minded full-backs and solid options in front of goal and that should see Japan enter as among the medal hopes

Team USA haven't won an Olympic medal since 1904 when they captured both silver and bronze in St. Louis. The club faces a difficult test right off the bat vs the favorites France

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>>142855398
For me it's Nathan Harriel, Jack McGlynn, and Paxten Aaronson (among others).

>>142855398
F

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>>142922639

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>>142929573
>Terrorist groups active in Mali include ISIS in the Greater Sahara and Jama’at Nusrat al-Islam wal-Muslim — the umbrella group that formed in 2017 after the Sahara Branch of al-Qa’ida in the Islamic Maghreb, al-Murabitoun, Ansar al-Dine, and the Macina Liberation Front merged.

>>142931929
GWAN MALI

>>142839268
Any chance of Mali boycotting match against the zionist State?

>>142932224
Which one do you prefer, to boycott or to attend the match and doing murderball? Because i prefer later.

>>142932962
Boycott, once doing murderball only shall happening by recognizing zionist State

>>142891756
anon I'm afraid she died in a hurricane

>>142933793
nah, she's quite active on instagram, she posts multiple time a day

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>>142919933
>>142927632
To tell the truth, Jap fans have a pretty low expectation for this olympic team
Kubo, Matsuki, and Yuito Suzuki have been fan favorite players of this gen but they failed to call up all of them due to club team reasons and also there's no overage players this time
Japan drew with France a few days ago but actually France dominated the game, they missed big chances like 7 times
There's still hope since it's difficult to predict U23 games and not calling up populer players might turn out good for the team
Fujita has been pretty good at least

>>142933804
Proof?

>>142858485
who is a good coach in this tournament? Your coach is probably better than the out outgoing USMNT' coach and I don't even know who are Olympics coach idols

Look at France< they have Henry
>his first head coach role was at Monaco back in 2018, but the inexperienced Henry couldn’t turn around the struggling club’s fortunes and when he left, Monaco were 19th in Ligue 1. Combined with a lackluster spell at Montreal Impact, Henry’s senior coaching record is 27 losses in 49 games.

But Thierry Henry could change his managerial reputation in the space of a few weeks if he delivers a gold medal for the hosts at the Paris 2024 Olympics.

>>142938058
>Henry could change his managerial reputation
No he won't

>>142938058
>But Thierry Henry could change his managerial reputation in the space of a few weeks if he delivers a gold medal for the hosts at the Paris 2024 Olympics.

lol
lmao even

>>142839268
How did we even qualify?

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>>142939654
By finishing top 4 in the 2023 U-23 Africa Cup of Nations (38 nations)

Then you had to do a playoff with a team that finished Top 4 in the 2024 AFC U-23 Asian Cup (43 nations)

>>142922285

to be fair,all the euro leagues are in offseason so we are just waiting for the olympics to start
but yeah,is scary how much of a ghost town 4chan feels at times

One more sleep and then

It

Begins

Why Israel is not banned from the Olympics?

>>142839268
As long USA loses everything is alright with the world.
My prediction:
France / Guinea
Morocco / Argentina
Spain / Uzbekistan
Mali / Japan

France vs Argentina = Argentina
Morocco vs Guinea = Morocco
Spain vs Japan = Japan
Mali vs Uzbekistan = Mali

Argentina vs Morocco = Argentina
Japan vs Mali = Japan

Argentina vs Japan = Anime wins.

>>142845067
A walk on the park

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>>142934930
i have her insta, not posting her account tho

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>>142944410
consult your president.

>>142869484
We're shit and we failed to qualify. The "we don't care about Olympic football" cope doesn't even apply to us, we are just that bad now

>>142839268
It's u-23, which means it's not really worth watching.

>>142948463
can't be worse than the yuros

>>142945722
tell her to save us

>>142839268
>illegitimate state of isreal not in a group with Morokko, Iraq or Egypt
This is the opposite of fun desu

they found a bomb at the stadium where israel is playing

https://www.bild.de/sport/olympia/olympia-2024-bomben-alarm-an-paris-stadion-heute-spielt-dort-israel-66a0d8db5f89160e6bfc848c

>>142949970
Watcha doing Moshie?

It's time