Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 19EMBRUN - ISOLA 2000144.6 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 18:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-18-gcLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-19/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Rai / NOS / iTV12:45 CETPrevious thread:>>142836775
FUCK W*UT
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>No Rusbert threadW-what's happening?
Jonasbrosfinally its our time to shine
>>142851566he's taking a "vacation" again in the donbas
>>142851593another win for /autism/, we're truly feasting this tour
>>142851542Why does he always look like someone with double digit IQ?
Jonas has been waiting for this stage for months. Fish bros we will be FEASTING. I am expecting at least 5 minutes gain on pog and 8 on remco. The real tour starts tomorrow
>>142851697Visma better turbopace all day long until Isola or Pogi's gonna crack that Dane like a walnut
>>142851697E Z
This Pog lad is on a really long run of good fortune . His luck is bound to run out soon
Pogi will win all the remaining stages
I saw the script weeks ago, pogacar is killed in a head first crash while chasing vingegaard with van aert pulling. The remaining stages are neutralized and pogacar is given the yellow post humanely
Did the grand ballon today friends. Once from Moosch (the most inhumanas) and once from CernayWhen I did it from Moosch a few years ago the road was full of potholes and that not nice gravelly asphalt as seen on Google Street View
>>142851789luck doesn't run out when you properly train your Karma
>>142851904>This is not potholes
>>142851904And look at it today!Asphalt good enough to eat from the whole way up, with a barrier to only allow cyclists and pedestrians on it. Thank you monsieur macron may your reign last a 1000 years
>>142851789Exactly, he is really teasing the Universe to rebalance on him hard, although making the last two stages like we're in 2006 took a bit heat off of him.Knowers know though this is like muslims drinking under a roof so Allah doesn't see. Like the jewish line that allows them to do everyday activities on Shabbat.
>>142851904>>142851965Glad Eastern European standards are finally starting to arrive in the finest part of Belgium.
>>142851797most likely
Big tailwind tomorrow, good news for visma I guess
anime
tomorrow
>Normalt er Jonas Vingegaards rutine efter en etape altid den samme.>Sådan var det ikke efter torsdagens 18. etape. Her gik danskeren direkte i holdbussen uden at rulle af. Han stillede heller ikke op til interview.>Forklaringen på, hvorfor han ikke rullede af, lyder, at han havde det varmt og var træt. Det oplyser holdet til TV 2 Sport.It's so fucking over for Fishboy
>>142851697they said they specifically been targeting stage 14 and we know how that went
TdT lads cosplaying a racist :Ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co2YDjiJfE4
>>142852220He'll do 9 W/kg on Bonette tomorrow
Jonas takes 10 minutes back tomorrow He's just been sandbagging
>>142852314just to get caught on the 20km descend again
“I think tomorrow’s stage is the Queen stage of this Tour. I like the Col de la Bonette, it’s a great climb. And I trained a lot at Isola 2000 the month before the Tour so I'm looking forward to it. »
corrr now this is a proper edish like ya mean
Martin gained 13 minutes today, but only moved up 3 places to 13th. Crazy
>>142852395makes you realize the pas normal level of the mutants at the top
Remspoor Evenepoep
>>142852414Martin is just a gigantic fraud
>>142851697He seemed agitated today and didn't give interviews.
the fish will absolutely DIE tomorrow
>>142851910I see him doing pointless attacks and chasing down breaks. Karma is coming for Mr Pog
>>142851531this kills the pog
>>142852518
berts.....im going to need the strongest hopium known to man for tomorrow
fish will lose 1 minute to memco tomorrow. also deep fried stuff is probably the worst food but i can't stop eating it.
>>142852555abandoned by team, too weak to fight for himself, double teamed by pogichud and memco
>>142852555Why is everyone coping? Dudes lungs were popped a few months back. This is a great performance. He looks totally out of shape still because he is. But he still pinched the stage off poogicunt. His best tour to date imo.
>>142852555Only a near fatal accident of a family member or close friend can save Vingegaard now.
>>142852555Pogi cracked on Loze, which was 3rd week big climb.Tomorrow we have 3rd week big climb coming up.
>>142852591this is near his ceiling as a rider. the recovery period was long enough for him to maximize his potential. he has no gains left. pogichud on the other hand gained the unrealized potential wasted by bald fraud and will keep on improving. it's VINGEOVER
>>142852631he should be happy bald fraud gifted him 2 tours
Tomorrow
>>142852035the grand ballon isn't in belgium my bertman
>>142851904>>142851965I really need to visit the side valley of the Elsass. I actually have a trip to the German autism tier rebuilt castle of Hohkönigsburg planned next week.
>>142852220>not rolling offHorner is going to love this.
>>142851965beautiful sights, life’s good
>>142852035Then in Vosges, we're almost there, please be patient I don't know all the bergs yet.
>>142852723>>142852844
jonas has been with visma's optimal training program for years, look at his level of vascularization and body fat. pog is like a fat ass american by comparison, still much space to improve on HIIT caused adaptations as well as proper altitude training, carb intake training and cardio adaptation. It's more realistic to expect pog's future improvement to be greater than fish gains, vingegaard should just retire and play with his girls.
The fish has been fried.
>>142852867I'm really scared of 2025 Pogi and onwards. He might be winning so much I actually have to start hating him.
>>142852867Time is on pogi’s side anyway he’s younger
>>142852899
>>142852899>>142852918I hope he doesn't have covid. This looks similar pale to last years Pog.
>>142852899>>142852918i want to believe but it also can be visma PR
>>142852669How dare you do the tomorrow in my place?TOMORROW
>>142852949
lotta good boys getting their stage wins this Tour
>>142852971
>>142852555The matches have all been burnt. The time to strike is now
>Nahezu komplett verkehrsfrei ist der Abschnitt zwischen Geihouse und der Route des Crêtes, der seit Sommer 2023 als Fahrradstraße ausgebaut ist und somit nur noch Radfahrern und eingeschränktem Anliegerverkehr zugänglich ist.I didn't even know that it was traffic free since last year. now I need to go.also for the German C1 level Berts some Radsporthistorie copied from German rampa page quaeldich.de:>Es war im Jahr 1997, als Jan Ullrich auf der schweren Vogesenetappe nach Belfort an diesem Berg in große Schwierigkeiten geriet. Damals wurde der Pass von Norden her angefahren. Der Träger des gelben Trikots konnte seinem stärksten Konkurrenten Richard Virenque nicht mehr folgen und quälte sich, von einer Erkältung geplagt, über den Grand Ballon, den Col du Hundsrück, und konnte schließlich am Ballon d’Alsace wieder aufschließen. Auf dieser Etappe fiel der legendäre Spruch „Quäl dich du Sau”, mit dem Udo Bölts seinen Kapitän noch einmal dazu brachte, seine letzten Kraftreserven zu mobilisieren.
also Junior race
Carbon Monoxide juicing works?Quite delicate stuff, too much of it and you will die without even knowing you are dying.
>>142852899>>142852918Remking sisters, second place if up for grab
>>142853021if you dont know youre dying are you really dying?
>>142852997>bringing matches against an oil state
>>142852899>>142852918its vingover
>>142852949You were slacking off, had to do something
>>142852949>Col de VARI've seen enough, Pogacar is getting disqualified by the UCI tomorrow after they see something suspicious in the camera images
>>142852899where is this from?
>>142853053pls keep up it is Pogoberto Uran who is burning the matches
>>142852271this is what the ASO is hiding from us
do you think this guy actually watches the races or is just an AI?the guy with 3 stars is missing an entire shoulder of skin and probably won't even start tomorrow
>>142852555*hiits pipe* based fellow crack enthusiast
>>142853227actual memco hater. he'll finish at worst 3rd tomorrow
>>142853227Algorithm based on bookies and some random bullshit factors
>>142853227carapazu and mas before vinge on the vinge stage? kek
>>142853227>Jonas below Hindlel, Yatesi, CaraRAT and Mastomorrow giga Jonas meltdown?
>>142853259fish has good chance of a full crack tomorrow
>>142853258he painstakingly explains his reasoning in 10000 words or more. pls read it
>>142853146tv2sport, it is their own photos
>>142853277>10000 word essay is also merely an algorithm
>>142853277there's absolutely nothing of that anymore
>>142853288I used to read some of it last year and there's so much copy paste it wouldn't surprise me at all
>>142853255it's the first time he even mentions Remco lol
>>142853277He has retired, no more essays.
>>142853227>Tobias Johannessen
>>142853324I checked. Sadly his stage 19 preview is a mere 1500 words.
>>142853336hehefunny gif
>>142853285found itthank god that it was pictures from yesterday and not from today
his replacement on the other hand is a lot better
>>142853336fukken saved kek
there is no inbetweens tomorroweither Jonas wins the TDF or has a Yates 2018 Giro meltdown
>>142853379he'll take it easy and secure second because otherwise his team and sponsors will have won jack shit this year
>he doesn't do doppelgänger dopage
>>142853390that's loser mentality. Jumbo are winners
>>142853390being 2nd is not winningbut yea Plugge does seem like the cuck who would order Jonas to do nothing so he can keep his podium
>>142853406
i never seen danes panicking like this before
>>142853406his whole life is run by dutchman constantly whining about money and sponsors
>>142853400how deep does this rabbit hole go?
>>142853439meds now
wait a sec, I know these criminals.
>>142853464thought one of them was doing the tour divideor did he finish already
gonna get fried fish in vingegaard's honor tomorrow
It's been hilarious that jonas has to wear the clown jersey the last week. So mean from the ASO, they know what they are doing lmao
>>142853522It is friday so it's only right
>>142853379I think it would be better for vingegaard to crack big, evenepoel at the vuelta style, so they can just write the GC off completely and we can look back on this year as "vingegaard was undertrained, it was never a fair battle" and not so much as the best Pogačar soundly beating the best vingegaard
>>142853536>clown jerseytake that back right fucking nowthe polka dots are kino and sovl and you sir are cringe
>>142853547you can’t beat patani by minutes and do a story about being bad
>>142853574There are a lot of people still who believe Vingegaard is not near his best
they build up public viewing areas around germany to see fish crack tomorrow its crazy
They surely would have rested Wout today if Jonas was planning a grand attack tomorrow
>>142853644I thought he said he was doing his best numbers on climbs. But his recovery is not the same because of missed training
>>142853709yeah tomorrow is more valley saturday is just up and down up and down
>>142853709rested wout, fresh wout, no difference, no doubt
vingegaard's recovery isn't the issue. he simply went deep into the red on stage 15, performed at a high level, and still got crushed. there's no coming back from going so over his max recoverable volume. they gambled on pog weakness that was caused by bald fraud and lost, simple as.
I believe that we will win
>>142851965life is good bros stay winning
>>142852669i would probably spend 3 hours there
Jonas will start fading but then he will hear it in his earpiece>come on eh Jonas you are strong, keep pushing eh Jonas you are legendand with that rally cry he will beat (remco)
What if Pogi wins the next 3 stages?
>>142853763that was just training his form will be fully unleashed tomorrowplan is for a 60km breakaway
>>142853832total vismoid destruction
Isn't Jonas much better than Poggi on these very high altitude climbs?Or used to at least
>>142853871jonas is a hilly sprinter now
>>142853871Used to be
>>142853871pog actually trained his vo2max
>>142853871only when poggers' elite team of sport scientists forget that athletes need foodthat has been resolved now, so it's over for the fishstick
>>142853938That's that then
>>142853938I see 3 bottom of the barrel teams
>>142853871stage 15 was a high altitude long climb. on the highest altitude section pog dropped 1 minutes on fish in 5 km.
>>142853938they need to make space for remco
>>142854000Bit unfair, one of them actually has a stage win in the Tour
Miggy Landa wins tomorrow you heard it here first
>you will never cross the alps with Tibo Pinot
Miguel Panda
>leave of absence from /cyc/ office for 1 (one) day>/cyc/ immediately gets a new complimentary Bertacekwe are all disposable, aren't we
>>142854158yes well, bad things tend to happen when your off h*king
kinda feel bad about Vercher dude had it all today chuted before depart reel, managed to get in the right breakaway, beaten Kwiat in sprint. Very soulful stuff.
>>142854197and this guy was the biggest jobber on the startlist from his palmares
Is rusbert dod?
>>142854197Imagine if he hadn't done that attack at ~700m. Might have had that little extra in the sprint.
>>142854227Danebert got him
>>142854227he's with his 3 most favorite women in the world (make it 4 if he has a daughter, who knows). must be really nice for him listening to them chatter all day long.
>>142854249who
>>142854269Danebert
So how the stage then? As expected? Slurper and only redeeming quality is the winner?
>>142854303the file is on your deskbut you can judge by the thinness how the stage went
>>142854303The only saving grace was not getting an Ineos winner.
Vingegaard did not have the time for enough Carbon Monoxide sessions and adaptation.Next year he will be at least on Pogacar's level, you just wait and see.It will be a repeat of 2021 to 2022.
>>142854303I'm still irritated by what Wout and Lemon tried for visma today. like they have given up.
>>142854338? I'm married
>>142852930I don't know why everyone is thinking Jonas would be ANY different from Pog last year. Keep up okay for 2 weeks, crack in the third. He missed a lot of training, just like Pog last year, this should have been expected.
I hope he likes harps
>>142854360ohwrong bertdo you like harps by any chance..?
The Olympics road race is only 2 weeks. Will Poel have any competition? Maybe Mads is huffing some CO as we speak
>>142854354Wout should have worked for Bert Lemon t b h.
>>142854396Check the profile Bert.No chance for Pog.
>>142854396Will not be watching. Road race should not be an olympic event.
>>142854417yes well er I did say there is no competition for Grug
>>142854389take your meds and go to bed big boi, you're rambling wasting energy that could be turned into watts
>>142854426it’s just a fun little crit in Paris enjoy the show
>>142854406Woutje couldn't do shit for bacardi lemon because he was in the group behindHe's so weak nowadays, 0 climbing legs
I will slave for the OG
>>142854389There is only one harpfu for me.
>>142854434Complete clown fiesta with well over half the peloton being single person teams. Only good point being its only every 4th year.
doesn't get much better than this
>>142854503I don't like the startlist but the length of the race filters out the useless jobbers anyway and you are always left with an elite small front bunch
>>142854503I'm telling you riders should collude in advance and attack earlyI'm talking a Kung, Politt, Dan Hole group of big engines just making it miserable on the big guys with no domestiques
Stage 19 OFFICIAL /bet/>Pogacar 1.72>Vingegaard 6.5>Evenepoel 9>Carapaz 10>Yatesi 15>Mas Nicolau 23>Hindley 34>Buitrago 41>Ciccone 41>Gall 41>Meintjes 41>Holland 51>Poels 51>Almeida 51>Yatesi 51...>Bardet 81>Gee 81>Healy 101>Bernal Gomez 126
Benoît Cosnefroy will win the Olympics
>>142854664cruel post
>>142854664madouas, vauqelin or laporte will get the coof. if that doesn't work then bertaczek has to travel to the czech tour and throw a pierre baguette at the back wheel of allah.
>>142854729they should just drop madouas after his weak performance this tour
I can't wait for the olympics that race is going to be so retarded
fishboy doesn't care for 2nd over 3rd, a podium is a podium is a podium. he WILL attack tomorrow even if it means losing 2nd to memco. look at the options if he sits and "protects" his GC:>pog attacksmemco isn't closing it, makes no difference for him, might even attack the fish himself to try to win>memco attackspog isn't closing it either, he's got 5 min on the seether manletfishboy's only defense is to go on the offensive
>>142853938>Emanuel Buchmann is edginghes just like me fr fr fr
>tfw little brother denmark has no olympic gold medal in road race hihi
>>142854508I easily overheat in 29°C nowadays.
Pogis front wheel will disintegrate tomorrow and fishboy will take the lead
>>142854930Bro did you not prepare this winter
when you really stop and think about it, had fishboy been born on the USA his name would most likely be Joeness Bingelard
>>142854974>me on the left giving false verbal agreements to my riders to keep them motivated and then ghosting them to also keep them on their toes. a true good-cop-bad-cop mastermind
Watched the race while jerking around at the /cyc/ officeGrug is a total fraud in GTsCrampy is soulful and a deserving winnerVery intelligent sprintOther guys were panickingDon't understand why he doesn't wear glassesThanks for reading my blog
>>142855193same reason why he does anything,including socs and tires: aero meme
>>142855219Also he just wants to be a little different, he's always been like that
>>142855193those protruding veins (very very disrespectful btw) cannot be aero
>>142852220had to get the blood bag in asap
>>142852949>>142852971>>142852994I've seen enough. Lenny wins
>>142853464i heard those guys are gay
I just gave the back up cyc thread a bump just in case anything happens to this one
>>142854243his pulse was probably 210 for last km
heartbreaking scenes of squeakers
>>142854014>"Wenn mal einer sagt, er will unbedingt bei uns fahren und er kauft sich selbst raus, dann können wir das diskutieren, aber wir machen das nicht. Remco hat ja dort noch Vertrag", erklärte Denk, der noch einen Grund nannte, warum Evenepoel ganz besonders mit Soudal - Quick-Step verbunden ist. "Und man darf nicht vergessen, Remco hat einen Riesen Asset für das Team. Das strauchelte ja immer mal wieder finanziell. Aber wenn Remco weg wäre, wäre es ganz schwierig. Also kein Thema", kann er sich nicht vorstellen, dass Evenepoel von sich aus die belgische Equipe verlassen könnte.Denk says Remco to Bora isn't happening
>>142854197KWAB
I'm not too proud to admit to partaking in some r*pe this eveningafter that disaster of a storm cancelation on me last excursion outdoors, it's only right to do it this way
>>142852349no he'll do that on descent, switch bike to extra stable six wheeler + downhill helmet
Ving in yellow soon. Pogacar has poked the bear too much recently
>>142855620how big will the gap be mou
>>142855770bear will leave it's cave forever
>>142855795>soon to be ex two time wiinerUrska is not very bright, is she
>>142855795so this guy is now a lame attention whore. SAD
>>142855856to my understanding she not only expects him to lose the current race but also get stripped of 22 and 23 titleshvorfor?
>>142851531why is the first climb HC but not the last
>>142855892either that or she thinks by losing fishman somehow stops being a two times TDF winner
quintana attacks tomorrow
>>142855909depends on the squeaking
>>142855948that fiat looks like it was from 80s
>>142852555Tomorrow you can still watch Michael Antwerpes drinking wine and eating cheese!
>Isola 2000 I've been there training there for the last month before the tour, so I'm looking forward to race there?>So you have an advantage?>*laughs* I have an advantage of 3 minutes, 11 seconds, so let's keep it that way and let's see if tomorrow if we keep that same gap or....yeah. *grins*Mass fish kill tomorrow
>>142856047live images from tomorrow:https://youtu.be/BOz1vinNXZg?t=51
>>142855795>win the tour twice>lose the year after>they strip away one of your titlesseems a bit harsh, but if Pogoat really puts 20 minutes into lil fishy then maybe it's only fair
>>142856047I don't know, I've always been a fan of his but he seems like a dick this year. Like he's trying to make up for the fact that he got btfo last year. No one considered it to be embarrassing, but it seems to really have done a number on him. So desperate to prove he's the best, even against a guy who had no time to prepare.It's unlike him and not a good look desu
>>142856199>even against a guy who had no time to prepare.do people really believe this? 3 people broke the record, and fishboy's was easily in the top 3 performances of all time.
>>142854503this is a great top-30, I don't know what you're talking about
>>142856241Really believe what? His lung was punctured lmao. He might still be putting up mutant performances but there's zero chance he's at 100%. Like you said 3, almost 4 people broke the record, it's pretty obvious that some teams have discovered something new this year isn't it?Anyway, he's famous for never cracking, but would anyone be surprised if it happens tomorrow? He's looked right on the edge multiple times, more so than ever before
>>142856199I think he's just happy 2bqh
>>142854894You excited about Soderqvist?
the fish is clean, you will see tomorrow
>>142856317and pog has a giro win in his legs, every rider will tell you that it's VERY suboptimal prep. fishboy was oh god knows what and it's clear that '24 fishboy > '23 fishboy, you'll always find asterisks if you squint hard enough
>>142855795this guy is just a sperg that ODs on social mediaplenty of shit he says in there that exposes him as someone just bullshitting
>>142856480Yeah you're right desu. Obviously the giro was kinda free but you'd still expect it to have some sort of impact on performance. Anyway, he still comes off as slightly pathetic this year to me, but maybe i'm just a seething dane
>>142856532i think he is a bit more cocky yeah, but honestly he just won the giro, is well on the lead, won 3 stages, absolutely smashed the record and put on the best performance we've ever seen. so I mean, I kinda get it. his at least makes sense, as opposed to shitcock and w*ut
>d*nes concern trollingnow this is a new one. this le tour must really be mindbraking them
>>142856725disturbing to imagine what posting we'd see if the turns were tabled
i just want to see bernal win another tdf
>>142856915what type of perverted mind would want to see such a thing
>>142856966Not with ineos ofc.Think I know where rusbert is. They are apparently experiencing rolling blackouts in parts of russia.
>>142856915peak bernal wouldn't top 10 this le tour
obviously mou is a schizo but you gotta take schizos seriously but not literally. just distinguish the signal from the noise.
>>142855496Very very good post.
>>142857100how much of a gap would it be if fishboyo had his trusty seppy at the le tour? maybe a min less?
/bh/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wI4jMxveyI
please stop calling him fishboy
>>142857601
>>142857204surely that all depends if he was going to work together with are dear sepp or treat him like another team
>>142857204vingo a min more to pog, but sepp in the maillot jaune with a ten min lead over pog
>>142857204the same gap.
>>142857601no I think I will continue calling him that
fishboy is a good name. he is slippery like a fish and has vo2max capacity as if he's got extra gills. even when his lungs are bust he can still do top watts.
only 13 hours until Vingegaard blows this whole thing apart screen cap this
>>142857801he's not going to even try, but if he does he will indeed get blown apart.
Fish with flop, pog will forget to eat, and memco will end up in yellow.
Matteo Vercher was one of like 3 riders in this entire race I'd never heard of before in my life
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LEASE A [bike]!!!
I am afeard thæt the geong fiscboye mæg suffer a final desfait up on those dredful Frencisc hylls to morrow
Well berts, it looks like perfect riding weather is back on the menu
The bicycle is the only thing preventing me from kms
>>142858317Great february weather
>>142853009>Quäl dich du Sauahh memories, my dad used to scream that at me when I did junior races 17 years ago. I love him
>>142857675b a s e d ased
>>142857975kek thought that was Remco
>>142858655Heh, give me 18 degrees over 25 any day of the year. Colder weather is also great because 3 bottles last for 4h of riding, usually no need to go refill
Do you guys use sun screen
>>142858872Parts that are exposed while cycling usually get enough sun all year so that I dont need it. >>142858817Nah, 25 is optimal
>>142856047
do you guys really cycle yourselfi just watch
>>142859429You should try, it's fun
>>142859441last time I tried to cycle a little further was five years ago and my tire blew up when I was over 10km away from homeit was like 4 in the morning and I had to walk back home and was eaten by mosquitoes for the entire walkI'd need a new bike aswell
>>142859506Still worth it anon
>>142858872Only the back if my neck if it's really sunny and I'm doing 4+ hours
Damn women could do 6.3 w/kg for 1 hour in the 90s? What happened since?
>>142851566I had prior commitment
>>142860144Tinder and Only Fans
>>142860203Elaborate
woke or the 3rd day not feeling great, but since I had planned to visit my parents I made a coof test and it's absolutely overI noticed how it felt my hr was way higher than it should on my short commutekill all chinks
>>142860231at least I will stay and do some remote work while watching some ciclismo I guess
>>142860231Vaxx status?
>>142860221well, I was away from me computer, so couldn't watch the stage. nice that Crampenaert wins, Wout in the dust again. gotta re-watch some of it now.
>>142860266ofc I'm vaxxed
>>142860286
GC crack/crash is guaranteed today, many riders will go all in
>>142860291>oh it's that french bert
>>142860325I'm not the vegan schizo but this dude is probably even more vehement about the vaxx. I'm just making light fun of you while stealing the austrian bert his guimic
>>142860343yeah, I'm probably being defensive since anyone who ever mentions vaxx gets a french on brit retard going on about itit's like they're vegans, everyone must know about their life
Speaking about coof, this reminds me that Vaxholm was very comfy.
>>142855906not long and steep enough
>>142855906It's a kom jersey trick, but pogi is still going to win it
Mou finally mentioned in slovenian media.
It's roasting here like the 28 digrees. Might. Do 3hr with tempo instead of sweet spot instead otherwise I think I'll overheat.
did a cheeky little morning ride with some 40/20s sprinkled in there
>>142860509Is it still super hot in vienna? Going there next week
>>142860516well normal summer weather with highs of 30-32C. next week should be absolute perfect ciclismo weather - sunshine and peaks of 25-27C all week. you coming for cycling?
>>142860504M&M’s marketing team FEASTING
>>142860532My GF lives there but I'll ride, yes
Did they ever find the reason why that Norwegian crashed on the grossglockner?
>>142860564Tubeless failure
This is the picture they chose for Remco on his official OG profile
anyone has a pneu crevaison image by any chance
>>142860602Based
>>142860602why would anyone take a head photo with a 24mm lens
>>142860624They did my man Mezgec dirty
>>142860602uncanny
>Naturally, Tuttobici asked the UAE Team Emirates boss Mauro Gianetti about whether there is a chance the 21-year-old would return to his home Grand Tour in August. "Ayuso was supposed to do the Tour. Do you see him? No, he won’t do the Vuelta. I have a lot of strong riders to send there," is the strong resolution of Gianetti.Open warfare at UAE
>>142860628
took the lace-pill, felt amazing on the first ride today. no weird pressure zones, not too lose or too tight. would recommend
>>142860636Yeah he's done with that team. Visma ayuso would be fun
>>142860661I think it will be Bora they will have the kind of money necessary to break up that contract
>>142860636good. fuck that slimy rat
>>142860661Movistar beckons
>In recent days, there have been rumors that the young Spaniard has a contract that states that he does not go to the Grand Tours to pull for Tadej. "But do you think I would sign a contract like that?" Gianetti responded. "Whoever goes fast has the team at their disposal. And Tadej seems to go fast and win a lot.">Racing for the UAE's super team, Juan Ayuso won't be always guaranteed a leadership in coming years as there are more potential leaders than actual leadership opportunities. >Mario Cipollini believes Ayuso should stay patient rather than seek a way out of his contract, naming examples of greats such as Miguel Indurain or Chris Froome, whose careers also started as other's super domestiques. "He risks stopping racing. I'm exaggerating, clearly, but it's not easy to get out of this situation. However, the risk that this matter will condition his career for years is very real."
>>142860642looks good. what model is that?
looks like kino lake was the best part of the yesterday's stage
>>142860706It's a very simple decision to make. At 21 when your team leader is significantly stronger, you slave for them especially if you have race winning potential for the future. A 6th on GC means nothing if you're trying to win in the futue. He is childish.On the flipside I hate poogacunt and he comes off as extremely arrogant and unlikable so I wouldn't blame an emotional spaniard buck for refusing to work for him. But to go in with the mentality that you won't work for the leader at the tour and just sandbag to a top 10 is unbelievably niave. This isn't the behaviour of a future tour winner.
>>142860739
>>142860739I fucking love alpine lakes
>>142860642I took the lacepill from the getgo, I have wide feets, hate tightly tied shoes and the laces were on a 50% discount. There will be a situation once a ride when I need to redo one shoe but it is a skill issue, I don't tie up any shoes besides boots and dress shoes, ever.
>>142860706he made himself look like an untrustworthy rat on cyclin’s biggest stage lol
>>142860726specialized s-works torch
>>142860801having troubles taking team orders is probably one of the biggest issues in contract negotiations other than being caught for doping.
>>142860835ayuso to movistart when?
finishing on cat 1 climb means nothing will happen. the really hard climbs way too far from the finish. slurper today then pog wins.
>>142860876accumulated fatigue still a big factor
Why don't grand tours end with big mountain stages? The hardest stage should be the last stage.
>>142860896it's the ceremonial part that holds them back
>>142860876>looking at cat of climbs and thinking it actually matterslol, lmao evenplease pay more attention to the sport, only reason Isola is not HC is so a breakaway rider has a chance to win the KOM jersey
>>142860896because then everyone would slurp insane amounts of semen untill the last stage
>>142860373>vaxxed>hormone filled animal meat eater>heavy metals filled fish eater>red blood cells lowering, neurotoxic daily alcohol drinkeryou're physiologically speaking a lightly dressed woman walking alone at night
There he is
>>142860876the start of that final climb has very steep sections if you go there you can finish it of solo
They did more or less this same stage in the 2016 Giro with a slightly more slurp inducing finish config.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEdRYiG2ELA
>>142860896ending a tour in bumfuck nowhere is lame and un ceremonial
>>142860770hope this one is not fake, they mostly are thoughember
>>142860923Crazy that they could do it back then. This year col de la bonette only opened in June. And people will deny global cooling is real
>>142860770It's great to swim in them but they can be quite cold
will it be today?
>>142860938https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/ErlaufseeNot sure, but don't think it is
>>142860373>britNo brits here give a fuck about you taking a retarded vaccine. Call out anglophobia whenever you see it berts.
>>142860961i believe in it so little that i even took an extra shift at work so i dont have to watch my boy get destroyed
>>142860628what a bert, this is what I imagine you all look like but a little uglier.
>>142860917Don't be like that because I broke you on the obesity debate in your poverty stricken brownoid province. It's all in good health cheer up bert
>>142860642please measure if your sock height complies with UCI rules.
>>142860981You broke nothing my little schizo, but I'm sorry I made fun of your linen shirts that was insensitive of me
>>142860962yep, seems pretty natural to medidn't know it's so close to here
>>142860978Most of the profile pictures are just... unfortunate
>>142861006Ganna so photogenic, the rest look like convicts. Girmay looks like malcom x
>>142861004Mariazell is a cute little town but I doubt it's worth it for you to go there. Maybe as a kino bikepacking trip
>>142861006Narveaz looks high as fuck
>>142860923With Col de la Bonette instead of Cime de la Bonette
>>142861006>>142861018>26 y/osome meth junkies look better
>>142860995>you
>>142861006Bottom left is beautiful.
norgay fjeldaberits over
>>142861061I used to be imrpessed by the thoughness of riders, but these dudes are so high on tramadol they can't feel anything
I'm encouraging my dad to get on TRT because he's going to start racing masters next year. Not for performance benefit, but to preserve his health. Run your body into the ground at that age and you will have no ability to repair, you'll die early.
>>142861006In most cases riding a bicycle makes you 20 years older
it's so weird reading about tramadol, tapentadol and carbonmonoxide doping in the newspaper. are they reading /cyc/?
please god save uslet Pogi have a bad day today
>>142861124every journo is lurking 4chan on every board
>>142861134Fish getting destroyed will only make 2025 victory sweeter
>>142852555roid up Vingegaard, you'll need it if ya wanna bat my man PogChad
I have seen enough, ROGLIC wins today
>>142861176basedRoglic wins the Vuelta today, saving his matches and not burning them during the TDF
>>142856317>His lung was punctured lmao.Have you ever punctured your lung? I have. It isn't a big deal. I was like 99% after my lung was punctured.>Anyway, he's famous for never crackingVingegaard is a pure doper and a crackhead. I have no clue what you're on, but don't give it to Jonas if you want him to pass the WADA-tests.
Belgian Girmay documentary is on arte now. Deutsch:https://www.arte.tv/de/videos/109027-000-A/das-ist-meine-tour/Français:https://www.arte.tv/fr/videos/109027-000-A/c-est-mon-tour/OT with subtitles of choice (English, Spanish, Polish, Italian):https://www.arte.tv/en/videos/109027-000-A/biniam-girmay/
>>142860504>M&M'show do these taste?I've always wanted to eat M&M's but never really had the opportunity.
>got banned for 3 days for posting in here but no reference to what i actually postedwhat the fuck? janny cares about cycling now or do we have some snitches in here? i dont even know what i said
member when this flame of friendship shone so bright it could burn a thousand matches, all you had to do was pull for 10 seconds Jonas
>>142861213there is a new janny in town who has no mercy
>>142861179das rite
>>142861124>carbonmonoxide dopingyeah there is a big article about that in czech'em newspaper too
Altitude and no pressure.
>>142861218Wout really is a little cuckJonas gifted him a stage win but that is quickly forgotten i guess
>>142861246>>142852555
>>142861233why does pcs thinks it’s above verified information
>>142861213this new mod is a nobhead and he is a cyc poster, I have been heavily targetted as has toilet cleaners (poleberts). Even cycling related posts I've made have been nukes on the regular, when discussing this issues I get banned for a day for conspiracy theories? Taking the piss that lad.
>>142861006Marlen sexo
>>142861255>I get banned for conspiracy theoriesThat's exactly what I got, but no reference at all to what I posted. could have been anything from pogis watt numbers or dunking on belgian ridersat least have the decency to include the post
>>142861224
>Today the finish time limits will be 3 points extended. Meaning that the % time will go from 13 to 21% instead of 10 to 18%
>>142861245it's real funny how Pog was like "I don't even know what it is" when first asked about it, and then "oh yeah, it's just standard test thing"
>>142861309Why didn't the handler step in
>>142861309UAE handlers are fucking scared of doping questions
>>142861309Well you don't have to be smart to have talent
>>142861251Jonas won that tour thanks to him equally forgotten quickly
>>142861358calm down nowJonas would have won that Tour Wout or no Wout
roglic to uae soon-mou
DNS Kung
>>142861365hasn’t won one without him yet where proof? Bitchmade jonas had to beg him to come to this one to
Does the ethiopian green jersey come from a rich family? How do you even get into cycling in africa
>>142861377Isn't Quintana famous for riding a rusted MTB in the columbian mountains 40 km uphill in snow both ways to school as a kid and that's what got him into cycling
>>142861371my veloteam is basically entirely on pogi and girmay at this pointhoping for a hindley attaque thermonucleaire +10' GC today
>>142861377Eritrea got pretty big racing scene. Euro scouts go there regularly to score come to sign young talent for DEI points
Isola 2000 is called Isola 2000 because it's at an altitude of 2000m
>>142861251wout collects 2nd places, that win means nothing to him anymore
>>142861428Thyon 2000 is called Thyon 2000 because it's at an altitude of 2100m
>>142861428Courchevel 1850 is called Courchevel 1850 because it's at and altitude of 1850m
>>142861428For me, it's the sovlfvl logo they're using for the ski resort while the village still uses a medieval tier emblem
>Because of the worldwide Microsoft outage, Jonas VINGEGAARD (Vismalab - LAB) asked ASO to reschedule remaining stage to Week 4
>>142861428how original
Wanted to have a nice viscount biscuit with me cup of tea but there's none left because I ate 16 (SIXTEEN) of them yesterday
>>142861461
>>142861477correction: it was only 14. shrinkflation
>>142861461>Vingo runs on windows software oh no
>>142861211Peanut m&ms are s tier candy
>>142861477Good lord
>>142861477Blame the selfish cunt you were yersteday and grow from it.
New aeroad is out for the paypigs interested
moments before desaster
>>142861532isn't that 2000 euros more than before and I bet they still didn't fix the sliding saddle issue.
>>142861472valter 2000>it's 2100+
>>142861532looks boring and i say that as owner of the most boring ROAD bike
>>142861532damn that's nice
>>142861532good paintjob unlike the last 4 or 5 iterations
>>142861532>no mechanical versionit’s over
>>142861575>No all black versionThat's the only good thing about it
>>142861461unironically though, it's so over for their situation room vehicle
>>142861582
>>142861582insane levels of sovl
>>142861598
I really don't understand why they ship a opwer meter with all their bikes. Freds buying bikes every 2 years must have 5 of those at that point
>>142861598wholesome. that must have been an extremely emotional moment for him
>>142861598the blonde above got smitten
>>142861598what is it like to be a father
>>142861610so kino, a win for autism. a win for the good guys. now he can retire on visma bucks riding the front of the peloton for the next 3 tours. probably a wout replacement.
are there any arguments against buying a winspace frame other than >chinese and possibly bad customer service in case it breaks or w/e?
>>142861653you can't easily firebomb the bike shop if they refuse your rma
>>142861653ugly, subpar performance and in the price range where you might as well buy a real brand
campenaerts has long been one of my favorite riders, it's nice seeing a goofball finally taking a big win though.
>>142861610
>>142861672meanwhile
>>142861685Why is he absolutely devastated? Sure nice story, first tour for him etc. That should be a sudden wake up call that he's got serious potential and will probably win a stage one day. His new career just started.
>>142861653way too expensive
>>142861699that’s just first reaction you’d be exactly the same
>>142861699beside, he made a mistake launching his first sprint early. he was lucky to get 2nd, since Kwiato was even more cooked than him.
We live in Alpes maritines for 3 days Bert. Best place on earth to ride a bike
>>142861729His face really shines at low bodyfat
>>142861722is that Offredo?
>>142861740Yeah, he's a consultant for france TV now
>>142861713no I wouldn't I've been in similar situation as a junior before, it's an exciting moment>inb4 it wasn't le tourNo but it was a very important race for me, emotionally the same value as the tour. I was elated.
how much does your bike cost?
His smile and optimism, restored
thank you, Phil
>>142861764do not trust this man. he wants to steal your bike
They knew full well it was going to be shit they just wanted to make sure cav could cheat his way to the record
If you'd shown me this stage on paper before the Tour, I'd have thought fish victory for sure. Long steady climbs, week 3, much more suited to him.But now, in their current forms? Gotta go Pogi.
>>142861832>manit's ma'am, thank you
>>142861839no shit
>>142861764Bought it 1k in 2016
last three times a stage ended above 2000m Jonas won it
>>142861839baiting for thanks seans
>>142861764first bike my dad got free frame and got 105 groupo for it cheapnext was a nice one 2100 cost but he got for 650 because he worked for bike shop.
>>142861864I've been found out
Is it cool to buy a completely new bike fully rigged with campagnolo-parts?
>>142861764about tree fiddy
>>142861764500
>>142861835T O T A L S P R I N T E R D E A T HOTALSPRINTERDEATH
>>1428618355-6 consecutive sprint stages pancake flat so pathetic
>>142861902>listen kjeampi, i could use some pulling upfront
>>142861835the sprinter stages were sprinter stages. what exactly were they expecting?
>>142861943I wonder are they even Nike shoes are do they just put a logo on some other brand
>>142861904You will get a pat on the back by some Berts to say the leastFixing mechanical issues is going to be a bertacek-tier nightmare though
>>142861964They were especially slurpy this year
slurpage start
>>142861987acted as 2nd rest days for a lot of them
HERE WE GO
>>14286199940-50 km flat finishes why even bother unironically
LAPORTE satelliteBe VERY afraid Dopachud
>>142862017do you think it would help if the stages had more turns and twists despite being kinda flat? They seem to be going flat and straight as an arrow.
why are they letting so many pisma riders be sattelites just close the gap
>>142861830yesterday he was just a normal spectator
>>142862027Jorgenson satellite. The Vismoids are scheming
>>142862038They were hoping for wind in stage 10 and 16
VAN WILDER satelliteSON OF JURGEN satellite
>>142862060Ppattt
Damn it, it's so muggy in my room right now.Feels subtropical, bad sleep, bad recovery.
>>142862067What Jonas saw in his dreams last night
UEA Teamradio: All stay with Pogacar, all stay with Pogacar
Jonas giga crack waiting room
>electric 2CVmon dieu.
laportes job will be done before col de vars
PANIC IN UAEMou on suicide watchFUCK off Adam Blyat
im gone im dead
Visma has a plan guys hogeschool wielrennnen
Digits mean Pogi has another "gone, dead" momentSingles mean Jonas final decisive crack0 means Remco wins as laughing third
you now remember Powless is in the race
>>142862122checked
>>142862121Trust the science trust the plan trust the nutrition>>142862111>>142862122...confirmed?!
>>142862122uh oh
>>142862122It's pogver
>>142861852Pogacar in Livigno?
always the samejerkk of while the break is establishedbreak gets 30+ secs>uhhhhhh we want a rider in the break too! lets pull them back now!!!just go into it from the beginning i ahte it so much look at those EF retards
>>142862138shit i didn't even notice my trips
Business idea: The Gimp Stage. For one stage of the tour all the riders wear identical gimp suits so you can't tell who is who causing tactical mayhem.
>>142862170gimpeurs
Did another lovely 3.5h gr*vel ride today, featuring proper Finnish rampas inhumanas. Sprinted up this and channeled up my inner grug.
Jonas has nobody in the actual peleton?
>everybert is riding gr*v*l nowadays2020 /cyc/ would be ASHAMED of you
>>142862192Bonnette he goes off solo and has the team for consecutive follow up or bonnette he cracks and has team to carry his sorry ass
>>142862190Based, well done anon
>>142862206fun things are fun
>>142862192BenootLemonFatnikFatwoutthe train has fallen
>>142862206it was a shithole
>>142862206Those shitting on gravel are just jealous they aren't riding it
visma already killing themsleveslovely to see
>>142860405looks harder than the first HC desu but maybe it's like >>142860427 said
>>142862206Bertacek still seething about /cyc/ bamboozling him into buying gravel bike.
EF making the break working extra hard haha
>>142862180Haha
Never heard of Jarrad Drizners before
>EF pulling in the peloton vs visma in the break. Top kek
>>142862240jonas attaque on bonette more or less confirmed, needs just one heavy satellite for the descent and then solo till isolaprobably aiming at putting 8 mins + into everyone it'll be ogre
I just want some Danish glory today bros
>>142862122i kneel, stroopwafel-kun
we live in Frons
Number of attaques in this Tour so farPogacar: 10Evenepoel: 2Vingegaard: 1A.Yates: 1
>>142862313Thx MouSorry for making your guy lose
>>142862302is that human flaeske on the table?
>>142861918Happy Jonas :)
Yates and Carapaz to bridge on Vars
>>142862308ah, the start was live on France 2 lol.
>>142862329maybe
VAMOS RICHIE
What can visma even do with those attacking riders? If jonas doesn't have the legs it is simply over.
Bernal bros, we are so back
VAR
>>142862378protip>he has the legsit was all but a feint up until now
What can visma even do with those attacking riders? If pog just follows fish it is simply over.
>>142862057they are doing the stage 17 plan again but this time fish will actually try to attack. will not work though.
It ends today Pogi
>>142862378Try to win the stage or drop nack to help because they know Jonas does not have the legs
>>142862394attack on bonette and go to finish with the group
Kwaborted
LAPORTE IS FINISHED
the Bavarian milf
Show us the peloton I want to see who pulls
lmao one visma dead already. it's over
>>142862409>yes, yes, I can see, and I see a fish. I see that a fish floats beneath you; but I also see that you yourself are the fisht. seer
poggers
ITS WOUT OVER HAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>142862457is that Geschke in the aftermarket points jersey?
>>142862457>procyclingtits
Based UAELets go>W*ut
Good job by Visma of isolating their leader themselves
>>142862457decent thights desu
>>142862465not sure if he's really dead or he's just not going to work for jonas. either way it's OVER
This is going to be pure carnage
>>142862477Why is uae even pulling. Just let them go and laugh when visma is trying to drop pogi with benoot pulling up bonette
Carapaz flying
this is going to be a very hard day if you don't have any matches leftpowerless absolute powless
>>142862499Kill Visma and the Tour
They're dropping everybody at the first mountainUAE is insane
>kwabson powerless
>>142862409Would be kino if he was sporting that look on next year's tour
>>142862504Only because his team sacrificed itself so he can be in the breakaway.
how to get a vache qui rit jersey?
>>142862499this is probably party pace for them
>>142862499The closer they are, the harder it is for them to help on Bonette. If Vingegaard attacks there
bernalgomezbros...
Kek, mentjes going backward
>Wout being absolutely useless yet again
what the fuck was the use of Laporte? he pulled for 10km and is already out? wtf
gr. kwab
>>142862527Well it's Geschkes last tour, so maybe he can give his beard to Fishboy
>>142862529Yes well, that's literally the main purpose of his team on a day like this
>>142862546he's a sprinter bert
>>142862533by using google retard
Vingegaard might attack already on this climb?
Tadej must feel like a god today if they're pulling like this what the fuck?
>>142862575
c'est bardfini
>>142862576going solo off the top of bonette with remco
Jonas and Pogi trying to get into each other's wheel
why is he wheelsucking again
on holiday and can't access discovery+ :(
Absolute state of that wheelsucking fishboy
Jonas is so pathetic lmao
Why is van wilder helping visma?
>>142862617*snnnniiiffff*
i feel like this stage is gonna be boring af despite the HORSE category
>being behind the wheel of your biggest rival is... LE BAD!!!
I do not respect Jonas. There, I said it.
jonas must be a lamprey the way he's sucking
>>142862641
if jonas is wheelsucking then pog should just drop back to grupo groenewegen and have rest day
>>142862650would
ride faster wagie
>>142862650>brown
Soler is suddenly best gregario.
>>142862657
UAE is going to destroy the bonette, not even funny
>>142862673brown ladies are good for my peepee
pogacar chilling in the back because he can’t stand the fish smell
they only thing being left of jonas after bonnette will be the fisbones
I wouldn't call it wheel sucking, he's just always intensely focused and concentrated on Pogacar.
What did this passive-aggressive hand gesture mean?
Politt pas normal desu. On the Laporte 2022 treatment
jonas haters are absolutely deranged
>>142862707hes just an anooying autist does he think he will attack here?=
>Pogi wanting to have a talk to Politt, falls back, wants him as long as possible>tells them to pace them a little slowerKino.
>>142862679wowzer bertacek is an oil driller
Pogacar should wear a spoiled egg in his backpocket or something
What's Visma thinking? Surely if Jorgenson keeps pacing he will be of no help to Jonas later on.
Another one hit by a carhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/thomas-bouquet
>>142862644>polish flag AI knows
>>142862650Gonna need a name there
>>142862755rip
>>142862755>Passed away on
>>142862769I think it's that WNBA player. forgot her name though
>>142862769angel reese
>>142862753jorgenson is like a red herring uae will chase him and destroy their teamthan it's just jonas vs pogand matchless pog cannot deal with superior fish on 2000m+
>>142862727
>>142862755>19 years oldfuq :(
>>142862784disappointing
>>142862755Damn
>>142862789
>>142862755>Not even 20Rip
I think everyone knows how it played out last time fish used satellites.
>>142862814typicall redditčar flexing, same as previous years>a few moments laterim dead, im done
hoping for some jai hind kino idag
>>142862645>When you are 3 minutes behindKWAB
>>142862807>disappointing
lastminute.comlastminute.comlastminute.com
>>142862650>>142862839>height: 1,91mnoice
Tell me about Lenny, what does he do?
>>142862827Rogljić fanboi, wonder why your messiah can't stand on their bike?
>>142862873Squeek
>>142862871>trusting nba heights185cm at most
>>142862873gives fr*nch false hope
>>142862839looks ugly
>>142862839fishface is usually a sign of inbreeding
>Politt pacing
>>142862896*looks fuglyftfy
DNF Eekhoff
gm what did I miss?
Geschlechtsumwandlung? Did I get it right Eurosportbros?
>>142862949murder
French ski resorts are really something else
>>142862949teenage love
>>142862882lethal doses of painkillers
this break will just get kwabbed in the valley desu
>>142862949>gmIt's almost 2pm you RETARD
>>142862992the power of cannabis
>>142862973> too many tall apartment blocksno soul
>>142862992The power of ewheels
>>142862992lel who is getting KWABOTY'd here?
So jorgenson wins
>ynr Giulio Ciccone
>>142863058
>yellow backgroundBöhmischer Löwe is on red background
>>142863058Dude is pulling harder than carapaz, no way
>>142863058huh?
>>142863066isn't that a Flanders flag or something?
what's pisma tactic here?
>>142863087
flanders-czechoslovakiawhat an unholy mix
>>142863096suckity suck and lose 2nd to memco
Love to see normies waking up to Dopachuds true arrogant nature. Only mistake they make is remarking him being different or changed from last year. Nothing has changed. Knowers have always known. Curse the bully cheat, may Memeco feel some hubris to, little shitter being played by his master like the puppet he is
>Ineos pulling againwat?!
>>142863066>>142863087It's probably the flag of some city. I found the city of Holín.
>>142863118
Impressive bridge
>>142863126for G
nice most
K I N OI NO
>>142863139>>142863141Tolkien reference
val niet
already dreading the sea of retards standing way too close and annoying riders later today
>>142863141>>142863139built in 1507
>>142863141>>142863139Remcos nemesis
>>142863139>>142863141imagine all the armies and all the princesses that marched over this
there was a child there and pog didnt give him his bottleprobably didnt get notified by his car that cameras were on him
>>142863155>>142863155Funeral roll for the bully gay couple
>>142863177How is the recovery going primoz?
>>142863118based knower
Why don't they drift in the corners ? Sissies.
>>142863138WAT?!
>>142863201gay
If Jonas cannot shake poogacunt today then it's plan z; wout suicide mission to plunge off a mountain into poogacunt. They both die but Jonas wins. I would volunteer for it if I was on the team. Visma give me a call for next years tour.
>>142863201>The guy in the bottom right
>>142863224sorry that patriotism gets you jail time in your shithole country
>>142863201stages were meh, but danes were pure fucking soul
shut up british cunt her overexerted accents pissed me off so much
>>142863225
>>142863251Not if he is a Turk though, then he can be patriotic all he wants.
>>142863217This + the motorbikes blast Initial D from speakers
I feel something fishy today bros
>>142863251Yeah let me cheer for d*nes like you cock sucking no identity d*tch fagg
>>142863275listen to la une with me
The 1989 big mountain stage (cancelled rip)Fignon was a bit worried by this stage so he was happy with the situation, basically he had the Giro in the bank at this point
>>142863225does wout die before or after pogi
>>142863288tonight we will feast on fishsticks
>>142863225>wout tries to ram into pogi, but gets dodged and flies off the mountain alone
>>142863311
>>142863311After of course
Damn, France is the most beautiful country in the world, even more so than Italy.
what would be wout's last war cry as he rams pog off the mountain?we all know you need a line for these kamikaze moments
>>142861764not for sale
>>142863348Please to say it too loud
>>142862839What's that hairline called?
>>142862650I have nigger fatigue from seeing one last week
>>142863374yeah they are gross
>>142863348This area is italian claim for a reasonGIVE BACK NIZZA AND SAVOIA! (also Corsica)
the solution to all these records being broke is to make stages proper long again
>>142863356sleep with fishes
>>142863348only southern France. North and east are pretty meh>>142863356IK HEB AL GENOEG 2DE PLAATSEN
This coping is insane, Pogacar will win this TDF by at least 7 minutes.
when i was around 10 there was rumor a black man is in our townand for the whole summer we biked to our main bus station where this mythical person was supposed to bewe never found the man and people who were proclaiming they saw him were branded as liarsi dont think he existed if im quite honest
>>142863371>>142863374>>142863390keep coping
>le satellite w*ut meme
>>142863392No hate, I like Italy but you need to give back Trst and Gorica, also Sudtirol
I don't undertstand why the French were afraid of Italian city states and the historical Savoy
>>142863392Corsica ok. Nice and Savoie are culturally French thoughever
>>142863437/int/ is the other way
>>142863431Not really impressive when your closest rival was almost dead two months ago. Embarrasing some would say (me included). Vinge must really have hurt him the past two years.
Will fish attack at the Cime de la Bonette?
>Cavendish muted, can't stand this cheating fuckhead
>>142863392Wanna try again ? >>142863404
>>142863435keeeeeeeeeeeek, reminds me of my childhood
>>142863455That's SIR Cavendish to you
>>142863415>going to Nancy in November for a business trip>checks the map>it's in the northeastShould I be worried?
kekpogi throwing a grenade into the intermarché car
>>142863467how about you sir suck my nuts
>>142863437What about you keep your jungle scat fetish off /cyc/ and keep thing ciclismo. Or is that too hard for a malicious chaos agent like you?
theres probably some french in me since napoleon was raping around these parts
>>142863454yes it’s week three on a big alpine stage he’s been saying he would this for two weeks
>pog throwing his bottle into wanty caris this legal???
>>142863461Yes
Pogacar DSQ
>>142863477
>>142863481how about you stop being a racist? little smug face
>>142863475What a prick jesus chrisht, I hate him
>>142863475haha>this is for zimmerman not pulling me, you faggots
>>142863475250 CHF fine incoming
business idea: Ban all danish, british and most dutch posters on /cyc/
>>142863496
>>142862755>https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/thomas-bouquetmore like Thomas "kicked the" BouquetRIP though, cagercide when?
>>142863492Italy as a country exists because of >us
>>142863452Pogi will have a better palmares than the entire country of denmark at the end of the tour.
>>142863481Germans and their scat fetish man
>>142863515sounds like heaven
>>142863475wtf was that for
>>142863522You don't want to start this
>>142863496implying I give a fuck about him
>>142863452Disagree, assuming both of them are doping Visma found something new to make Vingo as good or better than last year, yet still that won't be enough now that Pogacar is trained professionally. It will only get worse for Vingo, he will never beat Pogacar again not withstanding only Visma find massive advantages in new dope.
>>142863442I think it was built later no ?
>>142863475are there children in the car? that would explain it
>>142863533nvm just heard he would ge a time penalty if he threw it in nature
>”The marmot. Its this creature that lives on the Cime and makes a strange squeaking noise.”Peacock crew knows
>>142863475your piss, sir
?
>>142863558>put doping in bottle>ditch bottle in other team car >get team banned 4D chess
>>142863572peak aero
>>142863533payback for the time they didn't hand out a bottle for the other team. pog bottle was actually full of piss. this is a calculated Karma move for today
>>142863489my ancestors come from Saint Malo
>>142862839semi crouzon syndromed
>open stream>hear a female commentator>change to albanian stream
>he missedkek
I don’t think Visma is pulling but gatekeeping
>>142863599bert on the left
>>142863568German scat fetish. Try not talking about it for 5 minutes
>>142863572Looks like a speedski suit
pizzeria upcomingso this really is rightful Italian clay
WOUACK
>>142863489pretty sure all of my 'english' ancestry is actually norman french without much anglo muck mixed in
Typical norwegian nepotism
>>142863475what a fucking douchebag
>>142863593Most angl* hating city in france, based
>>142863607me in the blue hat
noice
Will anything happen on Bonette?
>>142863649With this information I understand myself much better.
>>142863678I think he won’t need to do anything
POGI
>>142863620My first thought too. This was almost selected as olympic sport, imagine the kino crashes.
>>142863691He will threw a full bottle in her head
>>142863678few shitters will drop
I'm sure van wilder must be happy to have pulled in that group
>Der Berg, dies dich gewinnt!French grammar man.
>>142863678Pogacar will do his best AUGUSTYN impression
>>142863596>a serb whose misogyny is stronger than his albanophobiai kneel
>>142863720
>>142863727>AUGUSTYN is only 37 and had to retire after injury at Volta a Portugalhe could very well be posting here
>>142863720your screenshots always inlcude a czech flag
>>142863649Why is that? Do they have some historical beef?
>>142863759surely nobody at such a ripe age would still be posting on Four Chan
>another tanking safe stage
>>142863737kek.>>142863782why are there so many czechs watching in France?
pogito will win, memory to 2nd, fishboy to the frying pan
>comfy sportschau stream ends>cuck tv commentators take over
>>142863824haha yes>>142863834unironically this. How can the ARD stream be this much worse?
>>142863786https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_sur_Saint-Malo_(1693)Historical port of the navy that were fighting against the br*ts
only 10km climb left when attack?
>>142863881Jonas hasn’t got the legs Pogacar will drop him on isola
>>142863727Wout Weyland impression, but shit ill take the other thing too I guess
>>142863834>not taking the Eurosport pill
>green jerseyweed lol
>>142863871Interdasting, thanks. Apparently most of my french ancestors were sailors too.
Just how radioactive is Politt's urine?
There are only one broadcast in Canada and its online for 40$ a month.
>>142863944what the FUCK is she wearing
>>142863558if you play the clip in reverse its like he's getting a bottle from the car!
>>142863971very suspicious if he pulls like this tomorrow too
>>142863975i think it's called acid wash jeans
>>142863974grim
>>142863975Green screen to add nicer body, youre only seeing it due to the IT breakdown
addicted to yum yums. Like doughnut pastry with icing. Holy fuck they're yummy.
oh nonon....
>>142863944>>142863975Grandmas wear this kind of lingerie, generaly in white.
Jonas tous seule c’est fini
somebody will die today
Felix GONE
>fatnik laché
Politt pas normal
>>142864049
Wout now visma?
>>142863944Who's the GILF on the left?
The legendary climber NILS POLITT
Will the satellite riders meme actually help? Or will it be like bringing a water gun to tank fight?
>>142863975Orla is pure /fa/-fu
Fuck off Ma*t St*phens
kuss was reincarnated in polit
Politt is the new Wout/Dylan
>>142864095>Highlightsinto the trash she goes
>Well ackchully Pollit's performance isn't THAT impressive you see because his finishline is 30km before everyone elses.>What? He's dropping climbers? Nah they're just having a bad day.
>>142864093Vingegaard needs to gap Pogi for it to work, then he can get pulled along by a teammate while Pog would suffer alone
Nils Politt was sniffing the exhausts of ten trucks overnight
>>142864081>GILFGhoul
Politt the goat
CAM ON FISH DROP THE FUCKING DOPER
POLLIGOAT
mou whoe career on the line today
>worse yikeswell, at least he's not like pogi's brother. imagine being that
I think i have to take a piss now
jonas is supposed to attack here???? with 4 uae riders to close for pog? haha!
Nils Pulling
Germans can be proud of their boy today
Honer is having aneurysm on the chesterfield as we speakIf Jonas has a mechanical it's game over, he has to get his own bidons, his own food, his own dopage
oh no fishsisters! pog is on our wheel! what will we do now??
czech flag uses the same colors as the french flag? are french and dutch secretly slavs as well?
>Nils POOlit
>>142864182>his own dopagePretty sure wout can telepathically supply those
>>142864182well pog just did that (and threw a cheeky piss bottle in wantys car while at it)
>>142864187can you stop with the retarded questions already
thanks nils
why did no uae riders go to breakaway
Nils I KNEEL
>>142864187yes, also germans are secretly belgians
>>142864207are you blind?
>>142864206What a chad
Kneels Pullit
>>142864213And belgians are secretly french and dutch. *mind blown*
Poogichud looks pale almost transparent
>>142864150
at this point it's clear right? they want the stage lmao not even hiding it
>>142861233Norgay tv is saying Ayuso isn't going to the vuelta as punishment for fucking up at the tour.
Fugl-o-meter?
wilhelm martin guyonnet bros... all those minutes he gained, he's losing them again
>>142864265That's kind of what Gianetti said
theyre just showing the cadel evans 2011 highlights rn to cope with this years slope
>Jonas aloneIt's over
Mountians hate blackpipo
My boy Carapaz will take the pois
I hate these crowds so fucking much
if ûrßkâ is really mou she should become a writer, the little guy sounds absolutely like an unhinged autistic retard
>>142864068better quality
>>142864265send him to the volta
>>142864265PCS man is not a reliable source for startlists it’s baseless assumptions
>>142864291Fingers crossed. Maillot Jaune and Pois held by the same rider is gay as hell>>142864293you're gay as hell
kekbekoise
>>142864319SOVL
>ynr when Schleck attacked with 60k to go on IzoardNow that was a runner
>>142864319<3
pogiwinslol
Mou is right, Vingo will never drop Pogagacar again fro the rest of their careers.
KINO
>>142864319cute
>>142864265that just proves that pog is an absolute general at uae, they always have drama but will work por pogi and look at what happens when they dont
Cam on Vismoids, do something
Politt was stronger than Gall on Bonette
>>142864280I think he was clean. I'm not saying that coz he's Australian, I'm saying it because he's a strange fella. Someone that strange couldn't dope, and could certainly have a bizarrely well suited body.
>>142864081Orla Chennaoui
Just getting situated after lunch. Shall I post?
>>142864328And Contador the next day 100 km out on Telegraphe, lmao. Now that was a kino third week
>bernal in the groupis it really that hard of a pace?
happy birthday pepe
>>142864355Again Canadian male R A P I N G Quebec.. dégoûtant
>>142864364fix your house 90° first
>>142864364Only if you give me a quick rundown on Cabeza de Carrera, why does this guy only ride in Spain? He's so talented
>>142864350He has MATAR SUHAIL AL YABHOUNI DHAHERI's phone number
I don't remember mbrappe scoring lots of goals
Whens Pissboy attacking?
>>142864363Nigga daz shoty on comments?!she fine af
CAM ON FISH STAND ON YOUR FUCKING PEDALS
how is remco doing?
>>142864364bro lives in casa blanca
Is all the "Remco bad in 3rd week, at altitude, in hard stages" talk over now?
>>142864428yes, he made it to the big leagues now
Waar is Wout?
>en produisant la meme puissance on va moins viteNot sure it's how altitude works france tv
>>142864391soon enough he'll have MbS direct line too
>>142864428Let's talk about Remco in gravel and cobble stages
Took a nice charr on the chorizos
KINO MOUNTAIN
>>142864468you lost some
>>142864391theyre gonna send ayuso to work on a football stadium
this is over, attack on isola wont be enough
why is Bernal not wearing his numbers
i hate this senile paddy fuck so much
Sivakov not gaining anymore
>>142864514he's got a jacket
I have been squeaking for years that peloton should return to bonette, glad ASO finally paid attention
>the plan was to help Carapaz to the line to remove the bonni’s
This is copy paste from earlier in the season in the Giro.
I want a polka dot poncho
>>142864524but the price we paid for it, sluprage sprinter stages without breaks. was it really worth it?
>>142864523sounds plausibleI just assumed he didn't because nobody else does
I think the Visma tactic today was/is a stage win
Remco should attack, he has a huge gap behind him, nothing to lose
that's the strangest flag combo
wot is fish doing he needs to attack
>>142864514Isn't it a case of DQ ?
>>142864553They're doing way too much
>>142864539>almost 2700m altitudetop wew
>>142864553with fishboyo? he would never be able to do it over pog. And the break just isn't going hard enough
>>142864557I saw a blackhawks (chicago hockey team) and a Finland flag earlier
>>142864571>with fishboyo?No, the front two
USA USA USA
>Highest point ever reached by a GCAre the vuelta and giro even trying?
>>142864561he's a broken man
americans letting us know they are americans
>lets drill 1000 holes for these small metal poles into the road
>>142864553I think that Plugge and his cronies are huffing paint before deciding their strategy
>>142864582https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2016/stage-20
cararat in the virtual KOM jersey
>>142864596Back to Pissma days and tactics of old
>>142864600Not the cimes
>>1428646002715m. Today is 2802
>>142864579I think their plan was the satellite meme. Fish attacks at altitude, either drops pog or bring him to the break and now he has 2 riders. But he was broken and must be second guessing his form
One mistake and you are dead
Why are they motorpacing carapaz?
>>142864615That's what I thought, but it was quickly clear with UAE numbers that Jonas won't attack.
>>142864582Pico Veleta soon, trust
Vuelta needs to bribe the Veleta locals
>>142864608you love to see it
>>142864622The helmet will protect me
What if the plan is to bait pogi into long range attack to win the stage?
Pogi again feeling cannibalistic today
>>142864648he doesn't need to do that. just attack on isola
>>142864648We expected to lose time and the stage today
>>142864575Finland haven't been known to bomb Chicago THOUGH
Jesus that view
Bonette disappointing AGAIN
>>142864648pog will eat 3' gap in 1.5' on isola
>>142864656craving for fish flesh
>>142864668Climb like that needs to be finish climb, if it's intermediate no one does anything
caRATcuck about to get rammed again
>>142864668It's about the kino helishots bert
With Carapaz getting points this is the end of polka Jonas
Ruins
neutralized?? Why? Is fishboy squeaking again?
>>142864686should just have a solid minute of bonus time at the top (unless you lead GC already)
>>142864686Horrible opinion
Does Mr Jones still call his mommy dom first thing? I dont hear memes about it anymore
>>142864686but muh kilojoules
>>142864557england - india - uk, must bee an east indian pajeet
They should put Sean on the motorbike
Motobike scaring Martin into a fast descent
>yes, well..>yes, well..>yes, well..>yes, well..>yes, well..>yes, well..>yes, well..
>>142864668Only Jonas had cards to attack with satellites
>>142864715this is were Kubrick shot the moon landing film
>>142864293Really makes you miss the danish "pull the protestors off the road before the tv even sees them" chads
2021>everyone in /cyc/ is pogsimp, ving hater since pog wins 2022>everyone in /cyc/ is vingesimp, pog hater since vinge wins 2023 >everyone in /cyc/ is vingesimp, pog hater 2024>everyone in /cyc/ is back to being pogsimp just got to reddit ffs
>>142864686You should revisit the 2016 Giro
>>142864775chads root for the underdog, virgins root for the favouritesimple as
>>142864775the only pogsimps are the french and american postersI hate him and hated him from the start
>>142864557what is going on with that England flag?
Not even giving (you) to this retard
>>142864775absolutely not truewe're remcochadshate the other 2
>>142864775Not me, I always hated d*nes.
>>142864786chads root for their countrymen
>>142864775I’ve always been a Fishboy hater desu
it never has been so over for the danish nation
>>142864775I've always disliked the fish
>nothing happen on Bonetteits over, Jonas is ridning to defend his podium
>>142864775Only the d*nes ever simped for vingeshart.Everyone else hates the robotic labrat.
>>142864792>>142864557just in case they are not baitingnorthern irelandirelandbritainhe's probably a protty faggot that licks kings boots
The AG2R debuff this tour is genuinely disgusting
>>142864793damn, I fucked up.
>>142864775Fuck that Fish wheelsucker and the jumbotroons
just take a shortcut and turn left here
pog is a loveable little retard reminds me of my son. fish is shameless coward
>>142864557is that Death waiting on the side of the road?
>>142864630Won't happen so long as ASO control the Vuelta.Madrid needs to take control back and make it happen, will scare ASO into using Col du Jandri.
Hi Emil I think we/you will continue to postpone a Visma offensive. Both stage 14 & 15 were allegedly Jonas' terrain. After both stages you changed your mind and said it suited him better today. So the day goes by and already starts writing, "Tomorrow is also better for earlier attacks".Hello RasmusNo, I never said that. I have always said that it was these two stages that suited Vingegaard best. This does not change the fact that his time loss on Sunday was particularly ominous, because it was also a stage that suited him. Nor am I saying that tomorrow's stage is better for an early offensive. I say it is ALSO good for an early offensive. When there are three days to gain time, it might make sense not to put everything on one board today. The passivity could easily indicate that his legs are not good, but when he is isolated, I also have a bit of a hard time seeing that he could attack even now. Then he should almost have told Kelderman to wait.
>>142864775I root for the humble Québécois/Canadians and Hacker Man, even if theyre sponsored by you-know-who.
>>142864824im sorry, that your son is a fake shillmust be hard
imagine this was landa vs elite
>>142864828There's no way the UCI would allow Jandri
>>142864839rude
We have long settled this, the true 4chan guy is Memco. Only thing that could make him even more /ourguy/ is if he starts balding
>>142864839kek and based, his son is a little attention seeking faggot
>>142864637Rumors were that Giro was interested in fixing the roat to the real top of the Stelvio to do this, similar to what they did this year with Mottolino
>>142864775nobody except danes and contrarians rooted for that boring fishfuck
Perfect place for Pogi to crash out
>>142864864Holy based Sherpa climb
>>142864775cyc never rooted for vingo at any point
>>142864864There'a already a big hotel up there, isn't there? That would be cool. Giro and Vuelta care less about "enough space at the finish" anyway.
visma sattelites might as well drop back now
>>142864775you never paid attention now did you
>>142864900Morbidly obese
pogibors?
>>142864900so this is what peak performance looks like?
>>142864900grotesque
>>142864900he remains pale somehow
Why was Thomas in this tour anyway, never did any work and only got dropped from the break
>>142864900eewwwwwww...hahahaha
>>142864900Will he ever reach the Spookiest Skellington form that Vroome was rocking?
>>142864900HGH gut really starting to show
Pogchamps, why is UAE slurping?
>>142864775I never rooted once for that fishfucker
>>142864942Karma farming
>>142864927just to ride the double before he retired
>>142864927He is the youngest best performing rider at Ineos
Gr. Maillot Vert should start getting nervous ttbh
>>142864849Tom Simpson larping would be fun though.Jandri would need a few tweaks but it is not completely impossible, unlike Pic Blanc.Dome des Rousses as a AdH extention is also more doable than either, slopes aren't crazy.
I prefer Kirby, he's more relaxing. Rob Hatch is overly dramatic.
>>142864900Insuline gut, like a good roider.
>>142864963I hate sprinters so much
>>142864965I've watched the tour for 10 years but still don't know which one is which
Very nice thighs on that rose
squillaume really fast
Based Squillaume
>>142864965Kirby is natural, Hatch is a tryhard
Gilly Martin doing good work getting back on>gets dropped as soon as the climbing stars
>>142865004my thought
>>142864844Would be the perfect Vuelta
>>142864892Yes, there's space for a finish
>>142865005remember when the great Squillame MARTIN forgot to zip his jersey in Andorra a lost a minute in a descent?
>>142864963nah last climb they don’t film and everyone uses cars reminder Cav was only 13 minutes slower than Pogacar on plateau de beille
>>142864996
>>142864996one of them is like 70 and the other is in his late 30s, how can you not tell them apart
>>142865027gib clammy puffer
boring as fuck
>>142865004roses have canes
>>142865027how is she so perfect brehs?
good ride. one pint for every 100m climbing thems the rules. 8 pints pls barkeep
now what?
Visma litterly rode for Carapaz today lol
>>142865069why are you rewatching the lion euros mate
EPO on the back of INEOS car
>>142865032They should make the pedal over the glacier so somebody (memco?) could chute into a crevasse
how are riders not completely sunburned/bronzed?3 weeks of riding in the french summer
>>142865099Sunscreen?
>>142865092>footballback to r3ddit you lad
>>142865027Puck free zone, you fucking tourist Only cyclistas that finish races are allowed
>>142864964And while we are at it, Pic du Midi can already be done very close to the observatory.But my wildest idea would be a Loze/la Platta style extention of Col de Tentes all the way to Breche de Roland. Now that would be hard to top, unless we finally get a cycling race up Mauna Kea.
>>142865099fish skin does not produce melanin because water is a good uv blocker
>AuronBest ski resort tbqhwyl
>>142865102you still get a tan with sunscreen
>>142865107
heh...
Break wins or not?
>>142865087>17°comfy since it's currently 33° here. enjoy the pints
>>142865107Hi bert. They fixed my heart so I can win again.
>>142865134no chance
>>142865099Pog has a quality tan. never seen him so brown. very jealous
>>142865103nonce
>>142865130Full gas Pog could do 55min
>>142865130>barely faster than a >woman
>>142865128breasts
>>142865151>noncefootball stickies are always full of childporn so.....
>>142865142
>>142864857>he starts baldinghe has
>>142865195of course a nonce would know that
>>142865128titty
>>142865195takes one to know..selfreport fagg
>>142865195just that 1 Iranian moron posting that really
>>142865117Or all the high quality gravel roads past Croix de Fer or Luz Ardiden.So much potential.
>>142865210And the peru mong too
local circus showing king kong?
Phwoar, Petrolike will bring both CAICEDO and CAMARGO to the Volta
>>142865225and chilleano
imagine if someone posted childporn in /cyc/... it's small enough thread they'd be identified and the berts would be knocking on his door and smashing their carbon frame
bye bye rodriguez
jobber dropped. now PROPER elite group
>>142865245BIG Moreira barely in Top 10 of favourites
how do I join the Uno X fan club?
>>142865246a mexicano as well in the euro final
If Vinge doesn't take 5 minutes on Pogi on this climb, you can find me attitude training in my car, in my garage.
>>142865274they only accept applicants from denmark and norway, consider an ineos application instead
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp
>>142865281it's probably a belgian with vpn anyway
4 minutes should be enough for Cararat if there is any amount of slurping
all in on for tomorrow I guess
>>142865283your attitude is fine as it is, really no need for a training, let alone in a car
>>142865283Altitude*
I would also like this to get a good road to the top, it's a proper mountain pass so you can go down to the other sideFrom bottom to top there are like 2400 vertical meters, for comparison Bonette is around 1600
can't remember the last time I saw cp on 4chan (actual cp and not some kids dancing on tikk tokk)
>>142865299Last time they killed 1'+ in 15"
Why is visma pacing the break? Do they actually want jorgenson to win the stage? Already giving up on vingegaard gc?
>>142865294this, crap stage
>>142865303kek
EL RATO HAHHAHAHAHAHAH
I like Larry Warbasse on commentary
>>142865309they should just go up the unpaved shitty roads and just say its 'gravel racing'
CAM ON FISH WIN SOME FUCKING MINUTES
CAM ON HINDLEY
The Yates twins should form their own team and go for the GC
they will put jonas to rest now
>>142865311all over the stickies, seen it on /b/ many years ago and that ukranian girl that was on TV, some piece of shit spammed that in another general I posted in. burns into your head, poor children.
SOLER dropped without ever pulling?
pogattack any second now
>>142865309Dios mio
POG ON THE RADIO BREAK IS DONE
>>142865344Soler was moral support
jai hind
Bernal putting out his best watts ever
>indli
>hindlel
>inlel
It's over Jaibros
>>142865356>15 stages in 5 tours incoming
Imagine if Keldermeme wins this
>>142865309>END ASPHALTbased
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Kek, Pissma gave up
I just watch the crowds. The quality of the women is through the roof this year.
USA USA USA USA USA
They literally gave up on the fishboyKWAB
>>142865379I'd legit stop watching
we need pog to attack and take this stage from jorgenson because that guy is in dire need of some hefty kwabbening
They've been terribly close all mountain stages on the moto
Is Visma the new Movistar?
>>142865392dumb take
PISSMA GAVE UP??? LMAOOOOOO
I get that his plan was slurping for Roglic and not putting in much effort, but it's impressive how weak Hindley is this year.
>>142865388Nah it's 5d chess Kelderman to Jorgenson
done. Jorgo looks STRONG
visma used Jonas as a decoy for a stage win and still gets btfo by pogi
>>142865372He's not the same since last year chute, rip his career
>>142865309I too like putting the hardest part of Zoncolan on top of a ski resort.
Just put tiz during francetv adds, who is the dude with the terrible american accent. That shit is un watchable
Matteo will become new leader of visma. Day of the fishing pole is here. USA on top once again. It’s over for d*nes
>>142863058You all doubted me
attack already im bored
Suleiman is digging deep
>>142865418Bobke, he sucks
>matteo thinks he can outdo the pog kek lmao even
they will spin this stage win as a success
>>142865428I don't know what this is
not normal
Jorgenson winning this would also be a major pas normal moment tbhwy
>>142865418>>142865428what? you mean Warbasse, Larryhis voice is a little annoying but he has worthwhile things to say
Jonas could still win
Son of George looking stronk
And people said I was wrong when I said vingo wouldn't do shit
>publicly funded channel>ads during last climb
Are they showing cyclismo between ads or ads between cyclismo? I can't stand this anymore
>>142865450Kek, jumbo psyoped the break to win with matteo
>>142865451Not a big problem given the maximum amount of slurpage.
>>142865274passed a Uno X full kit wanker yesterday on my way to the gym who was going 50+ km/h on the flat
Look at all these losers dropping
INEOS MERDA
>Carlito
go on my boy GEE
Derek fucking Gee
Fish looks like SHIT
Week 3 Carlito.
>>142865473Fuck him
>tfw 1 hour z2
Carlito ;_;
Rodriguez bad
Gee pas normale
they're dropping like fucking flies
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
>>142865473memco attACK incoming
Jonas Cadence looks ultra shit
Germanys new Ulle
Fuck Off GEE
Gee is so doped, it's that carbon monoxide
rusbert!>Error: Max limit of 300 image replies has been reached.
love GEE me
>fish sucking remco's wheel
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Vingo in the wheel of Remco
yates gigastrong
>>142865495fugg
POG ON THE RADIO
>>142865495I got you bro>>142865511>>142865511>>142865511>>142865511>>142865511
>>142865495yeah, on it
>black man wins>ginger winsThey are shoving the diversity thing down our throats
>>142865519Fuck off with your shit threads
How will jayco cope without Yates next season?
>>142865519NO
My man HUGE would have feasted on this stage
Im on the cycling today where can i get american broadcast with muh nbc guys
>>142865511>>142865511>>142865511>>142865511
i keep thinking that quickstep sponsor on the side of the jersey is KYS
oh boy way too many people
>>142865538I said NO!
Jorgenson or Cararat wins
>>142865529They get o'coomer lad, trust in ben
>>142865519You could at least try making them properly if you want to lure people, retard
>>142865530>>142865530>>142865530>>142865530new
>>142865538I don't think I will
allez opi-omi!
>>142865519>>142865538Pathetic, fix your shit up before shilling your threads.
Demare will OTL
CEST PARTI
ATTAQUE
White Jamaican slotted again.
Pogacar has gone too far this time
POGIBROS??
>>142852555It’s over
>>142852555>At least I'm not speaking german.
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