Olympics are almost here
and nobody cares
>in Paristantoo dangerous
>>142883769So just like Euro2024
Anyone else not care? Team sports are the only kino sports worth watching. Individual sports are only fun to participate in. Let's not even talk about the sports are boring as fuck. No one wants to watch anyone swim or run in a straight line
Peak /sp/ insanity like nothing you've ever seen before
>>142885632No
1) What is /sp/ like during the Olympic Games?2) Are there threads about pretty athletes? Particularly female javelin throwers and high jumpers? Bonus points if they feature thighs that could crush a man’s skull.3) do we care about Olympics football tennis and golf or is it more important to focus on track and field, swimming, cycling, and shooting?
>>142885632I'm gonna be very active in the thousands of per capita threads
>>14288955550km Death walk is the most important event
>>142889503Last Olympics was kino when the foreigners really thought the Chinks would beat us
time to leave this board until august
>>142889556heh better get your inhaler ready for that much posting
>>142889555>1) What is /sp/ like during the Olympic Games?Imagine outting yourself as a newfag like that
>>142883747the last good olympics was brazil's, I remember the french cuck chimping out because brazillians were booing his pole vaulting KEK, japan 2020 was ok-ish, 2024 nobody gives a FUCK
>>142889576not happening this year, it's gonebut my rabbitfu will be there
>>142889576they cancelled it
USA USA USA
soon...
>>142889658Great, now I have zero hings to look forward to in my life
>>142889651>climber>born in boulder
The Olympics are amazing and always have the best cameramen.
>>142889555>Are there threads about pretty athletes?yes>>142889773black lady already gave the white flag so does that jump count or no? I thought once the flag goes up you're good regardless of what the bar does after. Pic related here is Angelina Topic. She is 18, 6 foot tall, jumps high although whether she's capable of making the podium in the Olympics field is a little questionable. It would take a personal best jump for bronze I think.
>>142889837I forgot the pic related
>>142889855>tall as hell>still wears platform heelsmy kind of girl
>>142889651she’s way too old to be a cunnyclimber
>>142889675I will now watch olympic women’s boxing
>>142890063Women's climbing field this year is a little older average age than last olympics. I want to say the medal favorites are all 19 and over.Girls skateboarding on the other hand runs younger than gymnastics. This crew here represent the current world elite of women's park skateboarding. The oldest is 17.
>>1428902067, 4.
>>142883747Can't wait for my favourite event. Yes, it's that one.
>>142890303they removed it, idiot
>>142885632it's the other way around, team sports are utterly boring.
>>142883747
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>>142883747Let me guess it's rigged like the previous ones?
>>142889556>poo crapta
>>142891774yes
>>142889555>haha condoms seggs orgy>Muh waifuh, claimed!>My country is whiter than yours>Per capita>haha he shat himself (this one has been removed)There you go, you have now experienced every single olympic ever in sp.
what are some decent events to watch other than womens volleyball
>>142893596Based
>>142893666ping pong is fucking excellentall of track & fieldarcherydeath march (2/5ths edition)weightlifting kino
>>142893666Climbing is good if the camera work is good. It can be less pleasant if the shot choice is terrible. I shouldn't even have to bring this up but SOMETIMES the film crew used for climbing world cups screws things up so badly the event is nearly unwatchable. There are cute girls. You're in for a treat if you like closeup shots of armpits.
>>142883747I am only watching to see the US men’s team lose at basketball and to watch Russia win wrestling gold medals.Also, archery
>>142890206Loliskate is gonna be kino.
>>142889604Do we go head to head with China in anything that we both care about? Doesn't make for much of a competition when we they focus on a whole different set of events than we doFor actual competition, I love the Australia vs US rivalry in swimmingJamaica vs US will be interesting in the top track eventsI miss the US vs USSR rivalry in women's team gymnastics. Is China good in that?As for China, they are just two golds from passing us with most golds all time in diving which they should easily do this Olympics. Pic is 2020 Tokyo
The olympics are gay as fuck and basically always have been.
only athlete that matters
>>142889837Yes, he appealed and it was ruled a good jump because the flag went up
>>142896200Nice. When I did high jump in highschool, the rule was it counted as long as the bar was still up when you left the mat. This created a scenario where if you brushed the bar on your way over you needed to roll off that mat as fast as you could just to make sure.
>>142893666Fencing, judo, archery, kayaking
>>142889651>>142889658>>142889735why the FUCK did they get rid of it? and they added breakdancing? Fuck these faggots seriously
>>142896487>why the FUCK did they get rid of it?Something about there being no equivalent race for women. Some women said they were up for increasing their race length to be equal to the men's death march. IOC instead decreased the men's to be the same as the women's. I assume IOC didn't like all the footage of men collapsing, shitting themselves, be rolling off the street in wheelchairs etc (ie the best parts of death march).
Olympischestadion
Olympics are almost hereThe best time of the yearGather around and get a beerCheer seethe and shed a tear
>>142885632watching people run in lines for 20 seconds is great though
>>142889555yes,yes and yes
>>142890015This is sexual humiliation write large.
>>142890015brutal mogging
>>142889675sexo
>>142883769>>142883747It will be comfy and you know it.
My Aunt just sent me two pairs of Olympics socks. Didn't even know she followed sports
my body is ready
>>142908052I forgot about all the drama that allowing Israel to complete in Paris 2024 is going to cause
>>142917620and
>>142917633>>142917620>we will get to watch real life Counter Strike on live TVComfy
I might actually watch women's swimming this year afterall
For me it's female weightlifting, climbing, track & field, archery, beach volleyball and diving.
>>142918113diving has so many nipslips
>You will never get to part of the Olympic Village orgyOnly top 1% athletes can attend
>>142917705bassed
>>142894998qt
>>142917620>munich againKino
I don't think we're gonna win any golds this time bros
>>142926945youll win some sprint thing im sure
>>142926957shaunae is old and busted and had a pregnancy between the last olympics and now and I feel like steven gardener is gonna choke
>>142883769good I hate tourists
I won't be watching because I'm not a partisan hack that subscribes to punishing athletes for political reasonsI'm not even russian and it gets me mad that Russia is banned on all competitions since the ukraine invasionWhy does something so pure and unifying as sports have to be tainted with politics bros
>>142893666Rowing is fun. The 8+ is usually done too quickly for much fun, but the singles/pairs/doubles always have some interesting stuff go down.This is the last Olympic cycle with lightweight rowing too so catch it while you can!
93 catalans out of 358 spanish athletes will try to give medals to spain so we can all listen to the borbon anthem and borbon flag that banned our language for centuries.Cucks and traitors, they should go as independent with their own flag instead.
>>142927086>banned our language for centuries.Is Catalan still banned?
I can buy table tennis semi-finals tickets for 160€, worth it?
Looking forward to seeing how commentary on Volleyball talks about Steven van de Velde DESU.
I hope we get another karate guy who wins with Face to Foot style
Odds of a durka durka chimpout? Over/under on the death toll?
>finally able to watch this shit at normal timesgod bless. also fuck disney/hbo/eurosport for buying rights to everything, now I have to sub for a month.
>>142927027and yet israel is allowed...
>>142927086why are barca fans so cringe bros?
>>142927117if you have the money, go for it desu, seems quite fun to be able to be there.
>>142927099Not since the 70s but by then more than half the of the popilation were spanish inmigrants, and now it can't compete with spanish as it's the default language in the tv, radio, internet and also schools due to all the recent inmigration. Catalans may only be 30% of Catalonia now. An absolute ethnic replacement.
>>142927247Easy for you to say cause your language is the lingua franca of the world and you have tend of countries that have it as official language. Unless you have the same problems don't say anything.
>No Deathwalkshan't watch
What do the French people think about the Paris Olympics? During the last Winter Olympics and Summer Olympics, there were frequent protests against the hosting of the Olympics in South Korea and Japan.Olympics have no economic benefit. And Paris is the world's most visited tourist destination in the first place, so why are you hosting the Olympics in Paris?The Olympics will be much more effective if it is held in countries that are not noticed by the international community, such as Poland, Malaysia, Taiwan, Indonesia etc.
>>142927919>Olympics have no economic benefit.Bro weren't like 20 million people total on the previous olympics?That's massive local housing and food, what are you talking aboutNow, I don't know if it evens out with the infrastructure you need to build, but the people is there, plus all broadcasts deals to every country in the world, the fields are like 80% ground 20% cameras
>>142928088France is one of the three biggest economies in Europe. So, I don't know how much more economic benefit France can get from hosting the Olympics than it already is. The last Tokyo Summer Olympics was the most financially unsuccessful Olympics ever. Due to the presence of so many new media such as YouTube and Netflix etc, people's interest in international sporting events has also decreased considerably.
>>14292791995% of people are complaining about it, snickering about how fucked up its going to be or telling everyone they know how NOT interested they are.Its reached the point where I'm starting to get excited about it just because of my contrarian syndrom
>>142927919Most of us don't want the Olympics and our government is fucking awful at organizing this shit. It's also not safe for tourists anyway because Paris is a fucking shithole. An australian woman just got raped by 5 ngubus last week. Even with all the cops around, shit like this can still happen so hopefully no one comes to the Olympics, it's not worth it.
>>142889651>modern day 23 year olds were born in 2001had a mini heart attack
>>142889555Olympic /sp/ is even better than World Cup /sp/ desuThere's sport on for 12 hours a day, you can watch a brand new sport you've never seen before, when it wraps up you can jump to another one.Football is less prestigious of course due to the U23 rule, but you've got the stars of Tennis and Basketball is unusual this year as Team USA has LeBron, Curry and Durant with Kerr as coach so it's /elite/ as fuck.The SOLE downside is from a Bong perspective the BBC used to have literally everything up until 2016 but now they split everything with Eurosport so it's not as simple as turning on the Iplayer anymore.
Will they male an appearance?
>>142929756I hope
>>142930653kek
>>142927117Seems like fun
Why are our athletes so unphotogenic?https://www.record.pt/interativas/A-comitiva-portuguesa
It's not a real Olympics if a Mario and Sonic doesn't drop
>>142929395>but now they split everything with Eurosportoh what?how do you even get eurosport nowadays, is it still on sky? feels like a very 90s thing
>>142929395It's like 50 World Cups all going on at the same time. And World Cup is same 6 counties winning every time. In the last Olympics, 65 countries won GOLD, 43 won multiple GOLDSo a lot more countries excited about it than there will ever be for the World Cup
>>142927117Seems like a bucket list item that will be a cool story and memory for the rest of your life. These table tennis players are like rock stars in Asia so will be a lot of cute Asians there too
I’m not looking forward to all the nonces coming out of the woodwork.
>>142931539freeview
>No tourists in Paris>The city is absolutely locked up and looks like a prison>They've put a fucking QR Code if you want to move around the city >To get the QR code you have a police watching your background>For the people who remain here it has become hell because of the trafic madness our eco-communist mayor has decided to put to shit on suburb people who drive a car>Hotels / AirBnb are not even full this year>Restaurants owners are already complaining about their loss and want the gov to pay for the lack of visitors >The risk of muslims going muslims is over 1000>Litteral fucking GIGN is protecting the Israel team 24/7 with our tax money
>>142937093>>Litteral fucking GIGN is protecting the Israel teampffff no fun allowed
>>142937093Are the Parisians still protesting by shitting in the river?
>>142931249facts
>>142937143Dont believe everything you read on the internet
>>142937152That's a shame. I found it funny
>>142937173Yes its funny, doesnt mean its true
I wanted to attend some Paris events but it is so fucking expensive that I will pass
>>142937193How much we talking?
>>142940692500
>>142917705You’ll be watching many transpersons who pass but too stupid to notice. You people only discriminate against transpersons who don’t pass.
As of yesterday So far, 8.8 million Olympics tickets have been sold men’s 100-metre final tickets are still available from €295. There are events with seats under €100 – football tickets for the group stages start at just €15. There are also still 4,000 tickets left for the opening ceremony, but only the priciest categories are still available, which range from between €900-€2,730.
what is the best way to watch the Olympics now? is Discovery doing it in every country or is there a good country to use a VPN for an english feed?
>>142937093>GIGNKINOINO
The (((Olympics))) huh
>>142927302>>142927318sorry, should have tried harder to become independent. lol.
>>142942901iplayer in england
>>142937093whats even the point of that puny wall, its not stopping a truck of peace
>>142883747>no deathmarch event this yearwhats even the point
>>142893596You missed one: snap city weightlifting
>>142943723nah discovery boomed us too, we only get 2 feeds on bbc
Deathwalk kino soon?
>>142943987at least discovery is like 4 quid a monththe TNT sports stuff is 30+, I got that last year for the world series, my poor wallet
>>142894407>You're in for a treat if you like closeup shots of armpitsWat
>>142943723it's ruined here now. Eurosport took loads of olympics coverage so the BBCs coverage of it has been gutted. It's a fucking travesty because before they had every single event on demand so you could watch it whenever, now because of these eurobastards only the most important events are shown (how that's decided idk). To watch everything they want us to sub to discovery+
>>142944011I thought Tokyo was the last one? Either way, I can't wait. It's always a fun event to watch for some reason especially with esspee spotting who which athelete has shat themselves
>>142944011>he doesnt know
>>142947901There's still the 20km and the mixed marathon-relay.
>>142943987grim.
I hope the French aren't gay like the Japanese and try to take the focus off athletes' asses
>>142947901/sp/ has more affinity with poo than indians themselves
>deathmarch isn't in this onegay as hell olympics
will Clara compete?
>>142950201>>142943803My brothers We lived long enough to see our world end
>>142889855 Damn. Where in Serbia do I find girls like this?
>>142927027 Because Russia invaded a country. Waging a war against a country is good enough reason to bar them from competing. >>142927239 Israel was attacked first in Oct7
>>142883747Death march is on the menu, but it's a relay marathon. They shit-canned the 50k event, probably over insurance issues.
>>142883747How many rapes will there be by the end of it?
>>142943803see>>142951495
>>142917633pure fucking kino if it happens.
>>142890206'90s skate kino is back on the menu!
>>142929395i mean its objectively gotten worse because of /pol/ fags. but yea for the most part it's based.
>>142889675row 2, col 5 and row 5, col 1 were cellmates
>>142927919>Olympics have no economic benefit. And Paris is the world's most visited tourist destination in the first place, so why are you hosting the Olympics in Paris?Public contracts to assign: taxes to steal, lobbying to make, corruption to engage in, revolving door jobs after your political career ends to secure as thank you for handing public contracts...That's why.>>142927086>the borbon anthem and borbon flag that banned our language for centuriesDidn't happen, but it should have.
>>142937093CITY 17. HOME..
>>142927027Russia is banned because of the wied spread government sponsord doping not because of politics.
>>142952605So why isn't China or the USA banned?
>>142952693Because they aren't as stupid as Russians
>>142952693Watch thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwYTyuQEDB8
>>142927919The leftist radicals are chimping about the cost.The rich, the have mores and contrarians city dwellers pretend not to be interested.The majority of the country doesn't even care.Kids have been hyped the event over the last 6 months so some of them are excited.I wish I was still a kid.
>>142883747Why you laughing though
