/key/
my canesies :)are going to take a step back this year :(but I'm still excited for them :)
My penguins (: ):
Pittsburgh is still mediocre (:
Gonna be a good season ahead of us bros
april 17, 2022
>>142898633You still don't have tickets (:
>>142898801In Europe it's 17.4.2022
>>142898873newfag trying to fit in detected
>>142898955Crying ticketless weeb detected
>>142898990kid you blatantly replied to the wrong guy trying to fit inshow some restraint
>>142898873KWAB
>>142899039No tickets?
>tfw about to enjoy some breakfast
i always tall asleep saturday afternoon and then am up late before getting up early on sunday
It doesn't seem like you guys are making any new memes
>>142899422Retard
>>142898935hope you weren't dumb enough to feed her and instead just hit her with a "?? dumb bitch" and a block as is proper
ded general
States that shouldn't have NHL hockey:>California>New Jersey>Florida>North Carolina>Texas>Tennessee>NevadaStates that should have NHL hockey:>Montana>Wyoming>North Dakota>South Dakota>New Hampshire>Maine>VermontSimple as.
>>142899560retard
>>142899468I got no ill will against her, I'm just not gonna respond. It's attention they crave and id rather not play that game.
>>142898935Shockingly good post
>>142899572I didn't stutter.
>>142899685neither did i. retard.
>>142899560I think you you overestimate how many people live in those states. Wyoming doesnt even have 600k, that isnt nearly enough to support an NHL team.
Speaking of Wyoming and Montana, I'm going to Yellowstone for a couple days next month.
>>142899741I'm the only intelligent person here>>142899857That's why the we need a new NHL where it doesn't how many people are living in the markets.>>142899871I've been rewatching Yellowstone for the past 9 hours.
didn't subscribe to newfags blog
>>142899924i did
>>142899552Retard
>>142900086Stop calling people the r-word you fucking retard
>>142898112Do they even televise womens hockey?
I'm glad Scandinavian pan nationalism never took off since it would make the Olympics and other tournaments at lot harder
>>142900900Fuck the Danes and their porridge mouths.
>>142901122What a little twinkette. Imagine how big he'd be if he was allowed to eat hamburgers. Instead he was destined for eternal femininity.
>>142899560>Montana>Wyomingthey have the avalanche>North Dakota>South Dakotathey have the wild>New Hampshire>Maine>Vermontthey have the bruins
Matt Rempe; a man allowed to eat Alberta beef growing up. 6'7". Connor Bedard; a boy growing up in the gay lower mainland Vancouver fed nothing but sóy. 5'7".
>>142902349Is he really only 5'7
>>142899911>I'm the only intelligent person herethen why are you a delivery boy lmao
>pg 5 on a saturday nightdead sportdead general
How come on the hockey subreddit there's all this lgbtqia bullshit everywhere but not for other sports subs?? I also never see "pride nights" or whatever in other sports, just hockey.
>>142904046I stand with LGBTQIA+ (women's hockey players)
>>142902649He’s 5’10
>>142902349Matt Rempe: will be out of the NHL in 2 yearsConnor Bedard: will be in the NHL for at least over a decade
>>142902349You americans are really uncomfortable with the idea of skill mattering more in sport than just being big
>>142904046So the sexual orientation people allied with certain races as a whole? Do the race people who don't agree with the sexual orientation people know about this alliance?
>>142905799and black
>>142905799My team has the biggest D and the most skill. Your team has small D and undescended testicles
>>142902272The bruins are new England’s team. The other states are too small
The Utah Literally Hitlers
>>142898112damn she cute. i hope this isn't todd bertuzzi ai'd into a girl or something like /hoc/ does all the time
See you guys at church
didnt ask
monstrosity messy mid-morning marner
>>142898633Just like my islanders
>>142898112what is it that I like about women like this? I feel like there are a number of photos/girls I've see who look like this, and I like a lot.The pattern I discern is big cheek bones, big mouth/smile, very clear skin, and dirty blonde hair?
Next generation of very good not elite
>>142899422I'm still drafting my new gimmick
>>142908093bro we're all mediocre compared to the flyers and michkov
>>142907062Temple is on Saturday
>>142908799why are you going on about some kid that hasnt played in the NHL?
Benn - Barzal - ReinhartKane - Bedard - StankovenBenson - Nugent-Hopkins - HeinenKerfoot - Johnson - SissonsRasmussen, MalenstynToews - TheodoreRielly - DillonByram - FabbroBahlHillBrossoit
Hall - Point - DeBruskNeighbors - Steel - GuentherGreig - Dach - GallagherHolloway - Krebs - RempeHowden, Aube-KubelMorrissey - MakarMiddleton - SpurgeonZellweger - ParaykoMahuraThompsonSkinner
imagine giving the pepe hoodie spammer any attention. lol.
Hagel - Schenn - JarvisSchwartz - Stephenson - StoneMartinook - Domi - EberleGlass - Geekie - JeannotZary, ArchibaldSanheim - PulockMcNabb - SeversonSchneider - WhitecloudSchennIngramKuemper
>>142909938jesus christ what happened to Saskachewan hockey? Absolutely brutal seeing those forwards
Lafreniere - DuBois- MarchessaultHuberdeau - Gourde - DuclairDrouin - Roy - PerronCarrier - Gaudreau - JosephBeauvillier, ManthaChabot - LetangMatheson - SavardGirard - CarrierLauzonFleuryMontembeault
Marchand - Crosby - MercerKillorn - MacKinnon - NadeauNewhook - Couturier - MacEwenO'Brien - Barron - ShawBowers, HighmoreGraves - DobsonCormier - BarronFurlong - GillMacKinnonAllenPickard
why are we posting shit lines made up of retards?
>>142910110because NHL general managers don't want to do anything in July, and we need something better to talk about besides your shits.
>>142909502bro he doesn't need to play in the nhl to know he will lead the flyers to a dynasty
>>142910110>shit lines made up of retardsRon Francis expansion draft strategy
Back from church bro's yes indeed I prayed for the Convoy
*yawn*
*achoo!*
1) British Columbia2) Sweden3) Finland4) Ontario5) Alberta
Should the Panthers still win the Atlantic next season?
just got to work >:(
>working on a sundaylmao
>>142911949Greer will be the fourth line right wing. Gadjovich is the 13th forward.And I doubt Samoskevich starts on the third line. Maurice will plug Rodrigues in that spot and try Samoskevich as the 1LW, 2LW, and maybe 2RW before he throws Mackie down the lineup.
>>142911994stay strong bro!
>>142898112She cute
Joey do you ever watch movies about gladiators
Joey have you ever been in a.. a Turkish prison?
Joey have you ever been inside a gymnasium
Joey have you ever seen a grown man naked
dont call me joey
How you doin'
>>142911949they'll win the atlantic since the bruins and bolts arent making playoffs but they'll be exposed there
>>142914511stressed and anxious
>>142914428why hasn't seen a naked man in the sauna?
This woman has to be gotten to a hospital >a hospital what is itIt's a big building with patients but that's not important right now
I just want to tell you both good luck we're all counting on you
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
for me it's the old lady who speaks jive
it's joeyver
Cream or sugar?>I take it black like my men
Holy fuckin KWAB What is the hockey equivalent of this?
>>142915000damn, might dethrone tiny for the first time in 5 years
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit methamphetamines
>>142915042Joe "Natalie Darwitz" Biden
phillybros, it's over.....that gary bastard finally defeated us ....
>>142915997god, i wish that were true
I took a walk outside and saw plenty of basketball hoops but not a single hockey netHow come?
>>142916059I was driving home from work the other day and saw a bunch of browns playing cricket
>>142916158Brampton life
>>142916177nah, town of 12,000 people that was mostly white a decade ago
>>142915946first sharks fan president
>>142916252y’all havent had any hockey fan presidents in general
>>142916252but i bet there was a lot of sharting in the office from the last 2 presidents
based codester not ruling out a future run
>>>/pw/
joe lost his smile bro's
the softcore gay porn board is that way >>>/pw/
Chuk Fletcher is a shit GM. I looked at his career wondering how the fuck a moron like him gets into being in charge of an NHL team. >0 (zero) playing career. No mention of any amateur participation>Went to Harvard, seemingly impressive for someone with such mild intelligence>First role was jumping on the Gary train with the Florida expansion team>last wiki sentence 'His father is well-known ice hockey executive and former general manager Cliff Fletcher'This garbage GM brought to you by nepotism
does dementia joe even remember meeting matthew tkachuk?
>>142916887Just say his tenure as minnesota general manager was one of the worst in hockey
>>142916914Are you saying that comment covers everything in my post??
>>142916791what about /fit/?
Hello
Kostin - Veleno - SprongTolvanen - Wright - Ho-SangZadina - Raty - EtemLambert - Savoie - BiggsChychrun - LilegrenDay - DrysdaleKiviharju - Merkley
>>142918334that's funny af fr fr nocp, straight bussin
>>142918334omg I LOVE raygun
in sports terms, you know your team is gonna lose to your worst enemy, so you bench your ailing goal scorer and field a bench warmer so when he fucks up you can say that your top star didn't play and that's why you lost.
what?
i'm watching this btw:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RgLhvoT_9c
>>142918635https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlG2LN8lrMEi'm watching this
>>142918707is that corey taylor?
>>142918401The Fightin' DSM-5s?
hockey?
>>142918959it's 1-1 in boston in 1994
>>142918971Keep us posted
>>142918956guys who were heralded as top 3-5 picks but then fell as the draft got closer
>>142898112very pretty
it's april 17 in idaho in 2022
>>142898136our canesies :)
Dreading monday lads
>>142918635I watch sidney crosby highlights
Where are the trades gary?
>>142920495we are way past the deadline
>>142918635I was 1 month old when this happened and I remember it like it was yesterday desu.
>>142920495>he actually thinks general managers work during the middle of July and August
>>142898112She's very asymmetric, would wife.
>>142905283yeah right! they all lie about their height
>>142898112laugh lines too big, 2/10
>>142920866post body
bruins up 3-2 in the 3rd in 1994
I keep a couple shekels under my pillow for the BettmanIn case he comes to town I keep a couple shekels under my pillow for the BettmanIn case he tries to jew me down
>>142911696Looks like he should be speed running crono trigger desu
speed running is gay
>>142921301Confirmed, santa’s little helper is a squirrel
>>142921301Just like my islanders
>>142921346isles are irrelevant
>>142921357Just like my islanders
>>142921346>>142921357>>142921360They’re so irrelevant you can’t help but to keep saying “just like my islanders”every thread.
>>142921368ticketless bitch
>>142921368I have to thank someone, but I’ll do that when I pay himTruly blessed
How do you guys feel about Firefly. MIght give it a rewatch it's comfy
>>142921368Its cause we make fun of (You) are you really that stupid that you haven't figured that out yet?
>>142921394comfy is just code word for boring desu
For me it's GDQ Tactical Seat Sniffing
>>142921426i bet that's the /hoc/ chair sniffer
>>142921454remember when he was down bad bc of covid and didn't get to sniff seats anymore kwab
I was born in the Truck-themed hotel room at the Fantasyland Hotel at the West Edmonton Mall. I grew up there too. My mind dream child love grew up in that Mall. The World Waterpark, of course, what a place of dreams! And that roller coaster theme park where those people died too. All that wonderful mall I love it so much. I just loved shopping for yugioh cards with my best friend, goddammit! And we’ll have dinner at Jungle Jim’s Eatery. My favourite beloved memory. Even when the wildfire smoke came inside and burned your eyes to tears. That’s where I grew up - the West Edmonton Mall. I’m still there! I’m still there right now! The whole Mall is mine: past, present, and future. Every love every dream But I don’t represent that city. I don’t identify with it. I will NEVER be an oilers fan. Go Flames Go!
>>142921498Good post go flames go
>>142921462is he kill? wonder if the withdrawals were too much for him
>>142921301>>142921346>>142921357>>142921360Just like my islanders
>>142921454The chairs at the /hoc/ retreat were smelly
>>142921498Cute. You know how to use ChatGPT.
>>142921426JEN
>>142921418kys
>>142921528Thank you>>142921738No I’ve never used AI. I just post what I want on this website.
>>142921760then 10/10 for your post
Huge fire right across from me bros, hopefully I don't get evacuated
>>142921780lmao its over bud enjoy ur last few seconds on the earf its off to heck with u
>>142921780>canadian land management
>>142921760So you just speak like AI. Like you have no soul.
>>142921790Thats okay I've made my peace
>>142921780good luck bud
>>142921780>>142921821HOLY FUCK RETARD LEARN HOW TO TAKE A PICTURE
>>142921841cope my phone does that too even if i rotate it
>>142921764Thank you>>142921819That’s okay maybe I’ll post again sometime and you’ll like that post more than you liked this one. Or also maybe not.
https://youtu.be/pCA2vLQ9dcM?si=HEQDMywl_DakjXOs
>>142921876>canadians filming planeswhat an exciting new technology!
grrrrrrrrrr I just hate Canadian people so much grrrrrrr
>>142921876cool forza vids bro
I'm watching a mayday: why planes crash episode while doing math homework and apparently one of the reasons planes can crash is "canadians"
>>142921943you have to be old enough to not have homework to post here
>>142921780Stay safe fren!
>>142921831>>142921981Thank you bros
finna watch late night with the devil tonight
>>142921943Pounds are kilograms right?
yeah listening to jenny death and having a whiskey
>>142921841>>142921846>>142921821>>142921780learn to exif data scrape u scrubs
>>142922073retard
I'm always ready for the off-season. I got 20 TB of porno saved up
>>142922073holy new, gookmoot strips exif data when a pic is posted
>>142922114>>142922140really? then why are the pictures rotated? fucking dumbasses
>>142922154kek
>>142922122what an odd and false thing to post
how many canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
>>1429221737. There was a study done in Buffalo, NY
>>142922122To goon to?
>>142922173one to screw it in and another to keep the milk bag from spilling
Huomenta but opposite
>>142922233hope you have a restless sleep
>>142922251rude
too many americans ITTsome of yall need to fuck off to cuba
Mr GorbachevTear down this wall
bump
Too many jews in the NHL. They all get special privilege and they are pompous and gay. >foxrefused the draft team that drafted himrefused the team he was traded to >hymanrefused the draft team that drafted hinsent to a team just to grift off the best player in the league >hughes Qspecial privilege captian status (should have gone to JT Miller (palestinian)) >hughes Jplays for jew team of choice new jerseygets to be their 1C despite not being 1C worthy >hughes L>nepotism slot>only there because he plays with his brother >not even NHL caliber in skill Imagine thinking kike privilege doesn't exist when every single one in the NHL can be picked apart showing how many double standards they get
oh boy another anti-semitic rant....
IT'S DA J0000000000000S
>>142922389none of em have a cup kwab
>>142922389good post >>142922397>>142922411noticed
>>142922444touch grass
>>142922444I nootooce those digits
isnt it interesting how garys efforts to grow the game™ in america resulted in a massive influx of jewish hockey players.
>>142922411>da joosYou have outed yourself as jewish. This language is exclusively used by them. It's origins may lie with jewish anti-semite, Bobby Fischer, a renowned chess player, of which chess is more or less being a game of pattern recognition
I do not understand the people who are acting like the new saddledome is inevitable and necessary. It's gonna be worse in every way that matters-smaller (lower capacity)-uglier (not a saddle)-more expensive (both tickets and food)-worse atmosphere (because only the mega rich will be able to afford to go)Whatever they build it will be unable to replace such an iconic landmark. Calgary has like 3 landmarks as it is, why should we get rid of one.If they want concerts come here they should build a new mcmahon stadium (football stadium). Because despite mcmahon having hosted the olympic ceremony's, no one gives a fuck about it.
>>142922474isn't it funny that Adam Fox grew up watching the Rangers and was able to play at Harvard then got to be really good and get drafted and then decided to literally pick the New York Rangers as the only team he would ever sign with
>>142922494>Bobby FischerIs that the cokehead that blew his nose out? I did nose drugs every day for over three years and my nose is fine, can't imagine the rails he was doing
>>142922154N E W F A GA L E R Texif data is scrubbed and so are any "rotations" done post picture-taking, because that is literally exif data too, retard newfag. you literally have no fucking idea what you're talking abou
>>142922444You posted the wrong one
>>142922510Was this supposed to be funny or are you just simply a retard?
>>142922513I made up for it for noticing Adam Fox >>142922500
>>142898112Uau.
>>142922518Retard, apparently I'm thinking of a poker player.
>>142922512is the way to fix this to screenshot the rotated picture?
Utah UwUs
Flamiacs how we livin
Been growing the game on my balcony this year
Everyone I knowDEADFrom the vaccine
>>142922765then why isnt every single nhl player except tyler bertuzzi dead?
>>142922512autism alert you look at your post lmao autistic as fuck>>142922579yeah thats one way how to fix the issue thats how i do it i just figured that out on my own
>>142922653Livin large brother
AND LOOK AT THAT! MESSIER WITH A COVID VACCINE TO MODANOS JAW! MODANO ISNT GETTING BACK UP!
>>142922848Look at the C of Red it reminds you why you go to church
I saw Townsends at a Safeway in Edmonton yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he cut me off and starting mumbling something about a "Gary" but the rest was incomprehensible. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Coffee Crisps in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
dont recall asking
Check Your Head is the best cd they made
reminder Dim Thomas has cte
unvaccinated teenage japanese hymen
>>142923045giving this one a based
>>142922912i do
bros.... is our league.... rigged?
>>142923588our league is rigged not yours
>>142923588>1999* hulls foot was in the goal crease>2000>2001>2002>2003>2004* it was in>2006* andrew ladd deliberately injured dwayne roloson in game 1>2007* briere scored but >muh paralax angle>2008>2009>2010* referees made a controversial too many men call when the game was tied 3-3>2011* tim thomas was using illegal pads>2012* in game 1 they pushed the puck and brodeur across the goal line, but officials never reviewed the play and allowed the goal to stand>2013* playoffs played after a shorted season>2014>2015* cheated the salary cap>2016>2017* colton sissons was about to score into an empty into an empty net in a 0-0 tie during game 6 but kevin pollack incorrectly blew the play dead because he thought matt murray had the puck covered (this situation is not reviewable)>2018>2019>2020* modified playoff format>2021* playoffs held after a 5 month break in an empty arena>2022* makar was offside in game 1>2023* cheated the salary cap>2024* the panthers had 5 rulings in their favor for goaltender interference
>>142923588canadians are permitted to celebrate 1996
>>142922389By this point, all white North Americans have jew or hispanic blood.
sire, a missive from the bog
had a dream i was playing minecraft with zidane. he was making some stupid ice art and everyone was talking about him in the game chat like he was some kinda genius
had a dream where I asked
I had a dream black people could have rights etc
I had a dream that Flames fans weren't persecuted
>>142925273true, flames fans have it harder than black people ever did
I’m eating some oatmeal bros!
>>142925547No fucking way! This anon is wild
>>142898136Our hurricanes are just rebuilding, they’ll win the Stanley cup next year bro
>>142925547enjoy your pesticides, BITCH
fuck mondays >:(
>>142925547Farm animals posting in /hoc/
>sips
>>142925547what did you put on it?jam? berries? banana slices?
>>142925859I put berries and greek yogurt in mine
I had a dream that I had to hide from my former friends
Why will Sabres and Devils play Global series in Czech Republic? There are only 1 czech on the ice (Palat who now is washed). What were they thinking? That thousans of germans will travel there to see Peterka?Dallas - Florida on finnish ice tho, that must be like Christmas eve for the finns
I had a dream that retards stopped trying to work shit gimmicks just because they got one (You) off something weeks ago
>>142926150New to /hoc/?
>>142926150Working shit gimmicks is what the offseason is for.
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>142926235cope i'm crafting a masterpiece
>>142926270Good start. Just to note though, it should be *A instead of *An.See? This is why we have offseason.
The cup is ours next year
>>142926304how's the weather on planet retard?
Detroit is in Canada.
>>142926145I don't why Gary is kicking off the season with two shit teams in a nation that they have no connections to. The Dallas vs Florida game will be prime though
>>142926323Chilly
>>142926344>two shit teamsretard
>>142926374t. fan of a shit team for retards
>>142926387no you
>>142926374only the devils are making playoffs
>>142926387That is I, lifelong Toronto Maple Leafs fan.
I had a dream the gimmick police got fired for being annoying and stupid.
>>142926460>gimmick police>a gimmick
The gimmick police wouldn't be around if peoples gimmicks weren't just being retarded
it's not a gimmick i'm just retarded :(
>>142926487>gimmic police>not retarded
>>142926424not retard
*ahem*>1993
*achoo!*1967
>>142926625>>142926633You should get that checked out lad
>>142926638Nah man I just need some waterGot a cup a could use?
>>142926638you should probably win a cup lmao
*braaaaaap*1933
^ dis nigga seething lmao
lmao i wouldn't wanna play for the leafs either
On god fr fr sheesh
>>142926712Smart kid
Flamesbros new arena renders today
>>142926743I'll probably be asleep, later on i'll check out /hoc/ first for the shitposts first then go see what they actually showed. >inb4 glass cube
>>142926712>laffs
We make fun of Stephen for being born as the towers fell.However, Nicholas over here... was literally that person.
>pg 3 on a sunday morningdead generaldead sport
>>142926887You have to ask where was Nick Robertson on the morning of 9/11?Being born..likely story
>>142927013Anon it's Monday and the off season
>0 dimes everdead gimmick
>>142927013we're all hanging with our PWHL gfs
>0 dimessorry i don't speak zoomer
>>142926887Shocking how different their lives turned out
What happened to Shane Wright?
>>142927051
>>142927094Eclipsed by Sean Wrong
>>142926887JEN
>>142927013/hoc/ is out fishing
>>142927123Cute Cutefield
>>142927094he's still in coachella
>>142927219Caufield is a female soul chosen to be incarnated in a male body (so he/she could play in the NHL) >source I just know.
coombaya
*psst*>1980
>Lamoriello is quick to insist he is making “no excuses” for his record as Leafs GM, even as he offers at least one. Still, it’s worth noting that Dubas makes the point to Custance that the Leafs, in that summer of 2015, “needed Lou” even if it’s acknowledged in the book that Lamoriello “tied (Dubas’s) hands” in the early days of their co-existence in Leafland, relegating him to a short list of responsibilities that included GM of the AHL Marlies. Never mind that Shanahan, when he hired Dubas as assistant GM in Toronto a year earlier, told Dubas he’d be involved in every aspect of the organization.Leafs bros we needed him
>>142927094We'll see more of him this season most likely. Matty hasn't even signed a new contract yet so who fucking knows how shit is going behind the scenes.
>>142927513Beniers is only 21? Just looking at him I'd assume he was in his late 20's early 30's. He looks like he should be working at his dads used car lot or something wtf
>>142927640Dios mio...
>>142927640Great post. I’d expect him to appear in daytime tv commercials
>>142927640
>>142927640He looks like he's selling trinkets to tourists on the streets on Rome.
>>142927765put the mf in a cape and sandals and have him take pics with tourists he'd make a killing
Good Morning /hoc/ heres a puck and stick () _/
>>142926712Tree already handled this behind the scenes
>>142927810Looks like you've got one of those bind hockey pucks or something, take one of mine\_ .
>>142927793He could be Chiellini's younger brother
>>142927810*high sticks you*
>>142927847Anon, 2 minutes for the high stick.
*whistle*Penalty, game misconduct! 142927866 For being a massive faggot!
>I’m told the Montreal Canadiens are closely monitoring Ivan Demidov’s situation with SKA. Nothing is moving yet but if he doesn’t make the main team, The Habs will try and discuss a fee to try and bring him over. Demidov can very well be a Hab by October if the inevitable happensWe might see Ivan and Matvei debut in the same season, might be the most kino season yet.
>>142927910>Jean Hebert>English
>>142927910Think you're a funny guy huh? I'll put you in the box next.
I bought a 6x daim ice cream box and damn they are small..
New arena announcement at 1pm Mountain time
>>142927976
>>142927964Ok it says "mini" on the wrapping
>>142927983dummy, you're like the habs, you bought the minis
>>142927983Bigots
>>142927976>scotia centrefuck off
>>142928096make me
>>142928131It will always be Saddledome. You retards cannot force me to refer to your stupid brand every time I wanna talking about my arena.
>>142928146
>>142928203ESL tier wording
leave britney alone
let's get some shoes
My Islanders acquired a top line scorer in Duclair
>>142928391Retard
>>142928412Nuh uh, according to NHL independent Steven Rosner>Anthony Duclair F: The 28-year-old signed a four-year contract July 1 and is expected to be the top-line left wing. The Islanders rotated players alongside Bo Horvat and Mathew Barzal last season, so Duclair could be a stable option at 5-on-5 and a strong addition to a struggling power play. The forward had 42 points (24 goals, 18 assists) in 73 regular-season games with the San Jose Sharks and Tampa Bay Lightning in 2023-24; he was acquired by the Lightning in a trade on March 7.
>>142928492>Islanders are so shit that a 42 points guy is top line materialHoly grim.
>>142928492>a stable option at 5-on-5 and a strong addition to a struggling power play>42 points>got scratched last time he played for a good team in the playoffs>>142928065Evil dwarf trying to keep all dwarf roles to himself
>blue jackets name dean evason head coachRetards
>flames owner convinced the premier of Alberta to use taxpayer money from Edmonton to pay for the flames arena holy based
>>142928749kek what a dump by the d-woman
>>142928762Hey at least Evason will actually make it to training camp
>>142928763makes sense because flames are alberta's team
>>142928813America's too
Kristin Della Rovere is playing in Italy next season
>>142928763>>142928813That's not something Calgary Flames fans should be proud of. We sold our old jumbotron to our biggest rivals so we could laugh at them for being poor.
Danielle smith just won Calgary’s vote. by saving the flames from being relocated you’d be stupid not to vote for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i106WEgW5JkIt's up
>>142928920>>142928917>>142928903>>142928813>>142928763Stephen is pissed the flames aren’t relocated.
>>142928844This guy gets it
>>142928920Dustin wolf is there. Rumour is he’s a key speaker for the announcement l.
>>142928966Dustin Wolf? More like Bustin' Bust
>>142928763
>30 minutes of land acknowledgementim out
>>142926145>Dallas - Florida on finnish ice thoBarkov and Hintz will be playing in their hometown
My Islanders :)
>>142929152It’s to pay respect to the people’s who land we stole.
>>142929191yea sorokin was great in playoffs definitely earning that contract lol
>>142929192*conquered
>>142929203he was supposed to be our ferrari...
>society has finally caught up to indigenous philosophy lol lmao even
>>142929153neat. I didn't know hintz was an ilves
>>142929191>binnington that high
>>142929204>>142929192Soon they will do land acknowledgments for white folk in Calgary due to the amount of foreign students pouring in and not leaving
>>142929191This is grimmer than the grimmest grim. There's not a single good goalie in the league.
>>142929233They will never do that
>>142929191tampa bay is too high
Just like my Ilvesanders
>>142929234Zoomoids haven't produced a single good goalie
>>142929234>>142929245Vasy has 2 cups
>>142929251I know but he's starting to age
>>142929191Wolf bros…
>>142929230He had good advanced stats
>>142929191>my middle of the pack krak
>>142929249I blame their weak skeletons
>>142929263Hockey guy is a retard confirmed
Danielle smith came out and shit on the flames and said that hopefully one day they will be as successful as the oilers in their new arena lol
>>142929284She did not say that. shes a flameschad from Calgary
>>142929248I wonder how many Ilves fans in the last decade have just said fuck it and became Tappara fans instead because their team is so fucking pathetic.>>142929251He's shit now when he's playing for a mediocre team.
>>142929272>ShitbauerKraken deserves to be in the 30s on that list
Holy fuck why do we all need to pretend the natives have some awe inspiring wisdom.
>>142929328they can paint with all the colors of the wind and you can't
no one fucking cares
>>142929328They have the wisdom to know that the sooner you drink yourself to death the better
>>142929313Dang it's good they're not called the krake or whatever.
>>142929191easily one of Shannon's worst videos in years
>>142929431Which of your teams did he rank low?
Gary just sent me a fax that said Joe Biden is dead. RIP.
>>142929444he fucked up just about every team in the league, some too high, some too lowretard
>>142929455cope he's on a beach hanging out with Kate Middleton
>>142929399>The word "kraken" is derived from the Swedish word "krake"Kraken is literally a Swedish word. It's just a definite form of the noun.
SOUL
new flames arena looks like doo doo so ima call it the doodoodome
>krake literally translates to octopus in English >blæksprutte>polvo>hobotnica>mustekalaetymology is fun>the Sea CIty Squids
>>142929600>ground breaking ceremony is a box of dirt lmao
>>142929587I'm gonna miss the dome :(
how many scotia bank arenas and rogers centers are there now?
>>142929616Not a single person is calling that the Scotia Arena. Saddledome as a name is too strongly set in the local vernacular.
The saddledome is a dump. now we can get good bands coming to Calgary like imagine dragons and ajr
why did the flims name their arena after the laffs arena like some sort of poormans farm team?
>>142929656Erm actually the flames are a farm team for the panthers. The oilers use the leafs as their farm team.
I saw a video on tiktok and the islanders arena has a slum shantytown just outside of it.
>>142929640Frfr
>>142929734>new york is a polluted shithole news at 11
>>142929734>>142929791
>>142929587Pretty much exactly what I was expecting. Saddledome still way better. Interior looks like it'll hold less people. Thanks again Edmonton for paying for this lmao
>>142929818stop being raped
>>142929844no one cares fatass
>>142929887that's not true, and I don't need to qualify that
>>142929899may i refer you to post No.142929847
>>142898112
>>142929847>>142929914Based
>>142929914No, you may not
>>142929938>>142929847
>>142929988is this their new down syndrome mascot?
>>142930003No anon, that's a horse. They look different than people.
>>142930003Cope thats my 1G. We love you Wolf!
Saddledome 2.0 capacity: 18,400
Saddledomecapacity: 20,240
>>14293016153 more seats than EdmontonFlameschads keep winning
>>142929931>>142929988>The name of the city serves as a shibboleth, as residents correctly pronounce the name with two syllables, /ˈkælɡriː/ KAL-gree, while others mistakenly pronounce it /ˈkælɡəri/ KAL-gər-ee.More like it serves as a hangout for retards as residents pronounce it like retards
>when /hoc/ posters post in public
>>142930217Yeah it's a damn shame. Nosebleed section was soul.
>>142930261
>>142930261Retard
>>142929640>>142929754When do The Offspring come to town?
>>142930261You deliver packages for a living lmao
>Aleksander Barkov (28-years-old, six years until UFA)>Gustav Forsling (28-years-old, eight years until UFA)>Sam Reinhart (28-years-old, eight years until UFA)>Matthew Tkachuk (26-years-old, six years until UFA)>Spencer Knight (23-years-old)>Anton Lundell (22-years-old)>Mackie Samoskevich (22-years-old)>Jack Devine (20-years-old)>Gracyn Sawchyn (19-years-old)Yeah I'm thinking we're here to stay
I hope next thread is fireplace themed
come and retrieve your swede from /cric/ and never bother us again please dickheads
>>142930631finder's keepers sorry
>>142930631Your problem now, bitch
>>142930631/cric/ getting desperatesad
So now that Arizona is officially dead, who is number 34 after Atlanta?
Houston OilersAtlanta Flames
>>142930585>Spencer Knight (23-years-old)All the drugs has probably aged him 4-5 years by now.
>>142930585>Gracyn
On Wednesday the location for the 2030 Olympics will be announced
Edmontonians are such fucking cucks lol
Moon Saucers
>>142930837All of these suck
Flamesbros!!! our new arena looks pretty cool!
>>142930789He was in the NHLPAPAP for substance abuse.
>>142930847Just like my Islanders
>>142929842Flames new arena cost 400 million dollars more than Edmonton arena lol
>>142930837All of those names are fucking awful. Is there a reason they didn't offer "The Rig" or even "The Barrel?"
>>142930877Yeah, drugs.
>>142930877>>142930916*He WASN'T
>>142929844>>142929865I could go for some
>>142930932He was for cocaine
>>142930877Nah it was mental illness
>>142930851why the fuck does every new building project look like the god damn Korean Battlefield 2042 map but unironically like holy shit we drew some straight lines at weird angles for no reason and they mean absolutely nothing, that's just cuhrayzeeeeeeee
>>142930827Sapporo???
>>142930937you're thinking of Nichuskin. Knight was in for OCD.
starting to put the finishing touches on next season's gimmick
>>142930978new to jewish architecture?
>>142930978It uses less materials than if they just made it a big box
>>142931136>less materialsfewer*, idiot
but can you skateboard on the roof?
>>142929600poor choices made in that slogan
>>142931220jen
>>142931203too sloped it's not safe
He looks goofy enough to be a decent goaler. Good thing he will have an ELITE defensemen in front of him
>>142931136not if it goes out at some random wacky angle when it could've just gone straight down>>142931171based based based
>>142930982Nah france probably
>>142931336France has this one buddy
new>>142931367
>>142931340So
