starts in a few bings
USA USA USA
prepare to get smacked. The Sudan game woke us up
it's on ProSieben
same starters
meanwhile
why the fuck is book still a starter
yeah we are getting a medal
WE'RE FUCKING SHIT
>>142929038all-star teams not even once
>>142928968Curry and James are so fucking old. Does the US has no young talents? They can't barely move anymore, should be a easy win for us again like at the WC
>>142929038I posted that we can't expect to win on sheer hubris and eventually the slop would catch up to us, but I got laughed at.
>>142929065>Does the US has no young talents?None that are talented or American
kek fuck you krauts
>>142929065ja and zion clowned their way out this olympic roster
AD was about to literally kill him
germs btfo
>>142928863Hm, I didn't know about this game. I'm not happy with it at all tbqh, the more games the US play against decent opponents, the better they become. They are not in sync and still don't really know FIBA, I'd be more comfortable with playing against others. Everyone knows the US has the best team on paper by far, even though they're pretty oldBut well, whatever ... I'm not expecting Germany to win gold anyway. And if they smack >us now, maybe they'll underestimate the team for an actual Olympic game
>>142928863Man, just the fact that fucking South Sudan, a country that didn't exist 20 years ago was not beaten by +40 points should be ominous enough, let alone almost lose to it, regardless of which NBA team you fielded.
>>142929201How many times do you think she cackled that day? haha
Is Durant ever gonna play?
>>142929345He's too busy posting
>>142929345when it countsshowcases are warmups that the rest of the world takes seriously against the US
>>142928863Where do you even watch this shit? Why do they make it so difficult to watch sports.
>>142928896thisi'm thinkin germany gets destroyed by at least 30and that little nig schroder is gonna get flattened
>>142929406its on fox
>>142929406https://roanf4gg.ironwinter6m.shop/basketball/international-1690942/usa-vs-germany.html?icg=VVM
>>142929406You make it difficult for yourself not knowing where to find streams retard
>>142929415I don't have cable. They need to stream this shit on the internet.
>>142929406it´s on NBA yt page
>>142929442wtf where do you live?im watching on my ota tv
fuck germany
>>142929463Florida, I literally don't own a television though.
>>142929478That is not very nice
USA USAUSA
>>142929442If it's on TV you can find a stream online. Get good.
>>142929394pay attention to the game kevin
>>142929267still needed a ridiculous no-call to beat a country that didn't exist 2 decades ago and has no indoor facility
>>142929452Well, he's drawing a foul no matter what I do, so it doesn't really matter, does it?
>>142929509Free strokes for shai
>his national team doesn't have an official candy
>>142929452backwards, zendaya is ugly
Never thought we'd ever play in one of London's infamous eyesores, the O2 ArenaThen it's across the English channel to invade France like dubya dubya two
curry edwards lebron ad embiid would be my starting 5
i-is this /bundes/?
>>142929563das ist keine kindergeburtstag
>>142929563not today kraut
USA team seems to be sandbagging honestly, or Kerr is a horrible coach for this squad.
I haven't been watching, is this true?
>>142929590Kerr is a wildly overrated coach in general
LFG
>>142929590spoelstra will take over when >we finish with a bronze
>>142929604he didn't do anything until the final 2 minutes of the half
>>142929618never had a doubt anons
>>142929618Jokbitch could never
>>142929611I think he only thinks about floor spacing and 3 pointers. This USA squad should be attacking the rim.>>142929620Yeah he knows how to play more than one type of basketball, so it would be an upgrade.
German Eagles vs American Eagles
>>142929618>The Storming of Normandy Beach (1944, colorized)
>>142929618the two big lineups are just better
>>142929655>I think he only thinks about floor spacing and 3 pointersand """managing egos"""
tiktok
They're toying with us :(
Andi Obst is teaching this Curry kid what a 3 is
put another big in kerr cmon lebron can't rebound for dick
why are we barely winning this???
>Joel Hans Embiid>Born: March 16, 1994 (age 30 years), Yaoundé, Cameroon
USA offense is so fucking badthe literal best play is lebum is mad that he got swatted so he immediately scores afterward
DEUTSCHLAND STARK(I need to make use of the highs before the US gets serious again)
fucking fire steve kerr
steph curry looking for a foul and its not nba refs lol
>>142929725it's already a massive improvement compered to your previous game
>>142929736nation of immigrants, chuddie
thats not a dream team in my book
EM3IID
lesbian ass licking milf young
>>142929753does cameroon not have a basketball team? he could play for france technically too
Thing is the German NT isnt that good even (still great) its just that they are properly coached instead of Kerr doing the same shit he does in the NBA. By gap in talent USA should be leading by 20 at least
either the g*rms can box out or USA is just lazy on the boards wtf
why dont they rebound????
>>142929790it's a 3 guard lineuip and germany has 4 bigs/forwards out there
>>142929771>he doesn't think Andrew Fruit is better than Steph CurryNGMI
TEAM USA IS GETTING DOMINATED
This team is not winning a gold medal
PUT ANOTHER BIG BIG ON THE FLOOR KERR
Top kek no one is going to be scared of those fools
fucking tatum
Even if they do not win, I love Obst
lebron should play for china
FRUIT
jfc we're not even gonna medal with this shitshow
Stellt euch vor, es würde uns interessieren ...
man this entire era of nba is getting exposedthey should've never thought they could go get a free gold medal
And this is why Tatum was not the finals MVP
LOL NBA players keep looking to the refs for fouls
what do celtics players even do?
HOLY FUCK THE OVENS ARE HEATING UP
are they sandbagging?
Is Andreas Obst the GOAT?
maybe the milkman era of basketball was better than this era
>the greatest scorers in the greatest era in the history of the nba>can't scorepick one
>>142929843holiday has been good
PUT LEBRON BACK IN RIGHT NOW KERR
gay son gaytum
>>142929837>ignore fundamentals>only care about your brand and sleeping with escortsgee I wonder what happened
>>142929763Emsneed
Lebron vs 9.5 germany and 4 USA.Truly the GOAT
the white man marches on
how do you say "exposed" in german?
>>142929837All the teams that beat the USA in the last decade did it by relying heavily on their NBA players. It's not the NBA that is exposed, it's the American players.
who's supposed to be our point guard
And once again it is proven that team usa is nothing without kd
>>142929875unironically their only good offensive play is lebum iso
>>142929837I'd love to meme on you, but I think they're just getting in the groove. I just think they still need to accept that other nations aren't bums anymore. Team USA played on 60% for most of the game, with some random spurts of being serious and vastly superior. If they get to know FIBA rules (which are better than NBA rules) more and finally start being serious, they will win gold and your pundits will gleefully gloat and mock usI'm actually worried this is going well for Germany, I don't want to get smacked in the actual tournament
LMAO THIS USA TEAM IS TRASH
>>142929892It's certainly not Ant 'Turn it over' Man
wtf?? its like, bad fundamentals?college kids could play better basketball than this
>>142929878EntblößtBloßgestellt
>>142929894no the only cope is KD isn't herethey are not barely trying they are trying very hardand they were trying very hard against south sudan
he was right
the downfall of usa basketball on the international level mirrors real life somehow
>germany does the same gay soccer chants at basketball games
>>142929736>Hakeem Olajuwon>Born: January 21, 1963 (age 61), Lagos, Nigeria
whose fault is this?
>>142929894Team usa should not be doing this badly no matter the context. >>142929912KD will pull a 2021 and lead them to victory again. This team usa fucking sucks. Yes the rest of the world is cactching on. But the team is ass primarily because of weak coaching
>>142929563>bundesit is now
>>142929924By that logic, we'd lose to an assembled team of U12 amputees with down syndrome from Matabeleland
>>142929941Perhaps Lebron should coach too
>>142929929imagine this team against current usa team
if kobe was alive he'd be coaching :(
>>142929927*CLAP CLAP CLAP*AUF GEHTS DEUTSCHLAND KÄMPFEN UND SIEGEN*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
the usa's second most effective offensive playsomeone jacks up the worst shot in basketball history and AD gets the rebound and the putback
What the fuck are both teams doing?
any box score link
some of the ugliest basketball i've ever watched
>>142929952the last true dream team
I wish I followed the NBA so I knew how we fucked up by putting these guys out there and which guys I would have put out there instead
>>142929952>the one white guy is a family man
>>142929977It's like everyone has soap in their hands
>>142929736>HansVGH... the spirit of Deutsch-Kamerun lives on
steve kerr is getting cooked
>bongathe memes are true...
so the USA offense most effective plays1. lebum iso2. trash shot -> AD offensive putback3. curry jacked up 34. embiid c'mon ref fts
>embaad backit's over for the usa
lebron is back everyone its ok now
>>142930011it's actually just embiid setting screens
>>142930011>everything wrong with the nba: the post
why don't they play defense at all? why do they just stare???why does it look like everyone is moving slow?i don't follow the nba/basketball anymore so please explain
why the fuck does kerr refuse to play AD and Embiid together
>>142930005Bonga Bonga BongaI don't wanna play the conga
i'm still standing
>>142930032It's a meaningless friendly
AND ONEEEEE APOLOGIZE TO BOOKER
refball
>>142930032many of those players are used to isoball and being served/covered by their teammates, they just don't know how to serve and cover for their teammates, it's totally in opposition with their common understanding of basketball
>>142930060>"Meaningless"Maybe for every other country. The USA cannot lose at basketball when they're this stacked. Effort be damned.
second straight game USA has been coached
>>142929452this shit outta pocket
>see the g*rmans passing the ball and actually acting like teammateswtf bros
>>142930091*OUTcoached
lebron is a bitch
>13 3s for US>5 for GermansMan.They really should have lost
>>142930106we need bronny james in there
>mvp chants from germanyameribros...this cant be happening...
>>142930106LeBitch is part of the LeList, that's true
>>142930100I mean, you weren't wrong the first time either. But, it's just a friendly so whatever
>>142930111blasphemy against Dirk desu
germany has 4 bigs and the floor and kerr put out a 3 guard lineup
>>142930133>muh chuck 3strust the plan
LeGOATLeGOD
>>142930106He is the only one actually running
>Shredder started the braindead heroball tryhard modees ist vorbei
>USA’s only convincing win was against Serbiajokicsissies…
>>142930140i mean it's just embiid-lebron 2man game right now
stop chucking ffs
LeBron is still miles ahead of everyone, true goat :)
>39 year old lebum carrying his greatest rivals againembarrassing for the league
>LeBrick
wtf are germans doing?
Why does Germany keep lobbing shitty threes.
kek, just put shredder out, send maodo lo back on the court
I CANT SCORE
>>142930174>>142930178imitating america's chuckball, except they can't do it right. they shouldve just stuck to moving the ball quickly
>>142930162>scoring against german bums in an exhibition gamesurely makes him the goat bro
>>142930187yup, they've abandoned their offense in favor of panic garbage
LEFUCKYOU
>Lebron on the rim>Lebron blocks>Lebron reboudns>Lebron steals>Lebron the 3He really needs5 clones at this point
why can't curry hit 3s but lebum can
that's my flag bearer :)
>LeFlagBearerI kneel
LeGOOOOOD
>carried by a 40 yo bumgrim
wtf you guys told me lebron is finished
What happens if a team sacrifices a player to just do a dropkick on LeBron? US team in shambles
LEGOAT
>>142930233you'll need to sacrifice a second one on Durant too, however
why can't any of lebum's greatest rivals scorelebum hasn't been playing in the easiest era in the nba history this whole time with only 4 rangz to show for it has he
Why can't Lebron do this every game?
>>142930232We severely underestimated how trash the rest of the US team is
LeCaptain America does it again
LEBRON FOR PRESIDENT
I would vote for lebron before kamala harris or donald trump
how is a team full of nba all stars struggling against random teams
Deutschlandbrüder ... nicht so :(
all smiles :)
>>142930243he takes off right after he gets blocked by a randomlesson is to not block lebum
>>142930273>against random teams>schröder, the Wagners, Theisdon't be a retard.
>88>92meme score
gg krauts
>>142930273the random teams are actually "teams", while the team of nba all stars is not
Curry seems so washed. Is it over?
nice to not have so many commercial timeout breaks
/sp/ told me Curry would age better than LeBron
>>142930299leafs can’t help it
This LeBron guy is pretty good
>>142930321definitely the future of the NBA
Curry is shit. Kerr showing favoritism by not benching his ass
>>142930305GGsI don't know what to think of this. Team USA always seemed in control when it mattered, but I do think >we unironically have the better coach and might learn more from this. I don't think we'll have a chance at the actual tournament, but perhaps your superstars will take things for granted now that they've beaten the world champions ... although I don't believe so
>>142930091Who even is our coach?
>>142930345Steve Kerr
>>142930345if lebum is on the team he is the coach
>>142930133I love how Germany does that. I'm rooting for them now
>>142930372Lakers should've hired this guy
dunno why they started this hectic 3s bs ball at the beginning of the 4th quarter. Ball movement was really good before
I've seen enough. Shooker needs to go
>>142930317People think players who rely on athleticism age worse but there's a minimum amount of athleticism you need to be effective and LeBron is still way above that line while Curry is getting pretty close.
>>142930317Lebron learned from Curry that you need to be able to meme shoot to keep playing. Also his PEDs have done a much better job at keeping Lebron away from major injuries.
when did you realize that lebron is the GOAT?
Is Bron going to be good like this all tournament?
>>142930464If a peak athlete keeps refining his game and avoids injuries, there's no reason they shouldn't last longer than some lanklets that don't even lift. The problem only comes with guys who are just athlete babbies and play a reckless style like Ja Morant and young Rose. /vc/ lasted until he was 40 on just having a jumper and athleticism and no exploding knees.
>>142930519No, KD will take over when he's back
>>142930427shreeder loves heroballing too muchhe should be benched for Lo in cases like this, but the coach will never have the ball to do that
posting here and not the faggot /nba/ gen
>>142930243Because he relies on wide open 3’s and layups in transition
I didn't watch the game. How were the US and Germany? Will the Olympics be a walk in the park or the US could legit lose?
>>142930614>Tfw no pair of lesbian black gfs.
>>142930764US looking like the favorite to win the gold but also very vulnerable. They lack the peak speed and athleticism of previous teams which used to be a huge strength.
>sweating in a friendly gamedont trust this US team
>>142929952LeBron, Curry, KD, Embiid & AD are better
>>142930764Arguably the most vulnerable the US has looked since 2004. Still a heavy favorite, but easily upsettable
>>142930896lol when was the last time you qualified for an olympics
>>142929452BASED BASED BASED
How is old man Lebron the USA's best player?
LeBron James scored 11 of his game-high 20 points in the final 4 minutes of the fourth quarter to help USA Basketball stave off Germany, 92-88.- USA Basketball enters Paris Olympics after 3 close calls against Australia, South Sudan & Germany.
LeBron’s teammates suck. The other team is elite. He must be the GOAT.
Germany went on a 16-4 run late in the third quarter and, before James' takeover, had a one-point lead with less than five minutes left in the fourth.Kerr, who got out-coached badly, told reporters that Team USA's defense and effort weren't up to par "for the whole first half."
>>142929201That black woman looks Indian...
>>142930020That made me giggle when it was posted but I can't believe old man LeBron is pulling off heroics this late in his careerBut yeah we are so fucked if Durant doesn't get healthy
