Why are they so terrible at The Ultimate Sports Test Of Nations - The Olympics?
Have you seen their genes?
Cuba is good
>>142930720based commies>>142930719kek
>>142930713We don't have enough soft power yet to shill enough meme sports were we dominate so we can farm medals, like swimming.
>>142930713How about Cuba and Brazil?
>>142930748cope and seethe thirdie>>142930752Brazil is good at what exactly?Being so fucking incompetent swimming pools turn green?
>>142930766Volleyball, surf, skateA little bit in judo, boxing and sailing
>>142930713Literally no one gives a fuck about any competition except for the World cup
>>142930799post medal count graph :)
>>142930822https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_at_the_Olympics
>>142930843underperforming given your size but it's not terrible
>>142930843>37 golds with 200something million pathetic
>>14293086214 of them in last two olympics. The growth is clear.
You're not fooling anyone chikaner
>>142930899cope
>NOOO we're not poor trash YOU MUST BE ONE OF USYou learn your place dogs
>instantly outs himselfkek what a retard
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This German guy is very weird, even for /sp/ and Kraut standards. Like he tries to troll but he's too stupid to do it. At least I'm happy my country might be shit but will still exist in 20 years, at difference of his.
>>142931102He only posts on American time, he's not an Euro. You can find him posting at 4/5 am Euro time.
>>142930992KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>142930822just google you fucking nigger
>>142931102"german guy"
>>142930713chicanos are inherently just an untalented bunch of people
>>142930719Explain China then
I have a question. How come basketball teams get to have professionals but you can’t send a professional to boxing? Like why can’t Mexico submit Canelo or someone like that.
>>142931055Canada letting the anglos down
>>142931263Have you seen their genes?
>>142931102>germanMexibro... I-...
>>142931199Are you a jobless loser then? Why are you always awake at Western Hemisphere hours?
>instantly chimps out after being called mexicanCurious
>>142931305Reality today.>>142931055
>>142931055Now post the per capita
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>>142930713The olympics is just a test of the economyA better test of sporting prowess is the world cup
>>142930713money
>2 years since the WC and chikaner is still seething
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>>142930713>>142930766Brazil finished in 13 and 12 in the last two editions
>>142931409We had more medas than cuba and spain in the last 2 olympics, yes, but the people who post here wont look past the top 5. Learn to be happy without their validation.
>>142931418All of this is true but I am still happy. I fucking love my life.
>schizo has resorted to shilling for a meme competition nobody cares about anymore
>projecting
>>142931406>Bahamas>Bermudas>JamaicaHow do they manage to be the best sportsmen on the planet?
>Order and progress written on his flag>0 nobel prizes>>142931463honorary firstie status revoked
>>142930713We are God-tier at the following sport:Polo (We got cucked by the IOC removing Polo)We are great at the following sports:Football (Gives you 1 medal)Field Hockey, Male and Female (2 medals tops)Rugby (1 medal)Basketball (1 medal tops)We are sorta decent at:Volleyball, Male and Female (2 medal tops)Tennis (2 medals tops)Boxing (Multiple medals)Taekwondo (No idea how many medals this nets, not bothered enough to look it up)Sailing (Same as above)So you will notice, the sports we are good at, are mostly team sports, which give you only one medal after a grueling competition. We are not good at athletics, swimming, weightlifting, rythmic gymnastics, and the other stat-padding competitions that commie countries and dick-measuring countries care about.And we couldn't give two fucks. We are great at some of the most beautiful sports in the world. I am not interested in getting a ton of medals by stat padding like the Cubans.
>>142930713They routinely win the only sport that matters at the olympics, football.
>>142931489But Brazil qualified.And we're going to knock France out in the group stage.
>>142931489The Golden Generation has retired, but we will rise again.
>>142931500Bless u
>>142930713We are not too far from Germany. 1.6 medal per 100USD per capita, while you krauts are at 1.8.
>>142931481How many nobels have you won? What have you ever done?
>>142931549I dislike Spain more than France though.The Frogs are a temporary rivalry.
>>142931536>you krautsOP isn't german
>>142931549I'm Brazilian and you Chikaner.
>>142931483Judo and Handball in sorta decent, too
>>142930719No. What kind of genes do they wear? Skinny genes? Bootcut? Stretchy spandex kind? Mom genes?
>>142931155Germans are an industrious lot, wouldn't put it past one to shit post at 4am when he wakes up for work
>>142931748He speaks spanish and posts facebook memes from obvious latinamerican accounts
Just a reminder that Canada didn't win a single gold medal at their Olympics
>>142931483>We are God-tier at the following sport:>PoloPolo is an elitist sport, few can pay the expenses required to maintain a herd of horses, although I know that Argentine polo horses are the best in the world and there is a long breeding tradition.Argentines are actually better playing as a team, rather than competing individually, although I think this is due to a lack of state support, just as the countries that win the most medals do.
>>142934230>ust as the countries that win the most medals doBecause the States compete among themselves, between the West and the former Soviet Union, look at China's demand for its Olympic gymnasts, as an example, while in a country like Argentina, it is only on an individual basis,, for the pure pleasure of performing a Olympic discipline They even make collections to be able to pay the trip since governments do not promote the Olympics
>>142934230>Polo is an elitist sport, few can pay the expenses required to maintain a herd of horsesThis is a myth... kind of. Most polo players are sponsored by some richfag, it's quite easy to get sponsored if you are a decent player. Here's the catch though: You won't be a decent player if you don't grow up around horses or around the sport in some fashion, so that does exclude a lot of people. But there's plenty of polo players from a middle class or lower class background that started out as farmhands, small farmers, and the like. It's a sport that excludes city dwellers, that's for sure.>>142934299This is kinda true, although our govt does fund Olympic sports, there's a sports institute called CENARD that pays wages to the athletes and funds their training and expenses. But there have been periods where they had to cover some expenses of their own pocket due to budget cuts, and in some countries there is no CENARD equivalent at all, so yeah it's probably the main reason Latin America as a whole sucks at the Olympics.
>>142934873>This is a myth... kind of.Well, those from the Argentine national soccer team running on horses to play polo, but only a few are chosen for the team.It is almost as elitist as F1Polo would not allow the majority of people to be represented, although the individual sports of the Olympics would.It is a shame that the State does not sponsor the Olympic disciplines, there are many excellent people who participate just for pleasure, and they raise funds to pay for the trip.
>>142935040Nobody is saying that polo is a populist sport, it's not football, not even rugby, but there are outreach programs, to teach people polo... richfags are constantly scouting for new players, corporations want to sponsor them, rich Gulf Arabs, and the like... you do not need to be rich to play polo is all I'm saying (but it helps). I know a polo player, not one of the top ones, but he was featured as a starter at a second rate team... he's a friend of mine, he comes from a very average middle class background yet he was able to make a career out of it. Both playing professionally, doing demonstration games and giving polo lessons.>It is a shame that the State does not sponsor the Olympic disciplines, there are many excellent people who participate just for pleasure, and they raise funds to pay for the trip.Like I said, it does, but the budget is peanuts, which is a disgrace... I would love to see more funding, don't get me wrong. BUT govts have a shitload of priorities to juggle, unless you are a rich country, or an authoritarian country interested in stat-padding (like North Korea, or Cuba), then it's not on the list of priorities.
Because all the ones who can run, jump and swim are in the US.
>>142930713We only care for football.I don't even know what most sports in the Olympics are. Running, swimming... Jumping? Is there a car race?
>>142935118Stale, you can do better laqueishaw
>>142935108>I know a polo player, not one of the top ones, but he was featured as a starter at a second rate team... he's a friend of mine, he comes from a very average middle class background yet he was able to make a career out of it. Both playing professionally, doing demonstration games and giving polo lessonsI hope it's not "the gigolo" Javier Basterrica ahahTruly speaking, the horses of Paraguay are not comparable to the breeding horses of the Argentine pampas.I was in Buenos Aires, and missing horse riding, I practiced horse jumping, and not because I like this discipline, but because it was an opportunity to ride a horse again, because I am a gaucho from CysplatinaTo stay in that discipline, horse jumping, riding boots are expensive, and I dislike English saddles and military-style riding, but for a change I practiced it when I was in Buenos Aires, and galloping in the military style was much better for me. gaucho with Creole saddle
My God. This is the ugliest thing that I have ever seen.
>>142935276>and galloping in the military style was much better for me. gaucho with Creole saddleI like to gallop gaucho style, rather than riding military style, as they call European horseback riding, going up and down accompanying the mount.I am capable of traveling long distances riding the gaucho saddle, which is very good for enduring long gallops, but not with the thin English saddle, which requires a military ride to avoid hurting Comparission>>142935290https://youtu.be/YOI45hasjLQ
>>142930713>The Ultimate Sports Test Of Nationsthst would be the Battle of the Nations (rip)
>>142930713poor countries can affor to be competitive in few sports, for some reason Mexico is good at that asians sport with kicks and diving
>>142935522>for some reason Mexico is good at that asians sport with kicks and divingAnd what sport is that? because if it's fulbo, Mexico is not good at it
>>142935536>And what sport is that?Taekwondo>because if it's fulbo, Mexico is not good at itkek, Mexico has one gold in fúbol, not saying we're good at it tho
>>142931476Bermuda is full of white people
>>142930713>>142930731>>142930766>>142930822>>142930862>>142931011>>142931021>>142931199>>142931305>>142931319>>142931348>>142931366>>142931380>>142931398>>142931418>>142931481>>142931531>>142931549Cucknaldo
Based jannies
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>>142930862 >posts a spaniard with the Chad filter Huh
The real thing is that our athletes don’t dope. You can argue all you want, but Olympics is a first world circle jerking. The olympic committee is on your side, the judges/refs are on your side and what a surprise that you are never caught doping. The difference between someone who uses drugs and someone who doesn’t is crazy. Lance Armstrong was a dog before the roids and when he started doing them, he won 7 tour the france is a row. Mind you.
Colombia's gymnasts. Only one of the women qualified for Paris
Oh dear
>>142930713We're actually decent at track.
