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F L A M E SLAMES
Flamesbros how we liking the new dome?
>The Calgary Flames ended a 29-game losing streak at Anaheim's Honda Center with a 2-0 victory over the Ducks on Monday night. It was the longest such streak in NHL history. The run included 22 regular season games (0-17-5) and seven more in postseason playlmao what a garbage franchise
>>142931410True ducks fucking suck
/playoffsbound/
>>142931394I need to see more pics and how many bathrooms
>>142931487I heard there are some impressive urinal troughs
>>142931410Just like my Islanders
>>142931367>Dustin BrownGood Ithaca lad then
raw in an hour bros'
>>142931410the ducks made it very exciting
>>142931394the name sucks. building is kinda cool.I can't wait to watch a game there and spend 30 dollars on a beer
>>142931410noooo anon the Flames are really good just look at all our 2nd round wins since 2006
Monday is over :DDDDDDD
74 days until hockey is back
>>142931591Imagine being so demonstrably assblasted by Flamesbros for so long that all you can do in retaliation is seethe about the team relentlessly in /hoc/ day after day lmao
>>142931615imagine being on the same level as the Blue Jackets as a franchise
>>142931596i still have four hours left kwab
>>142931602my starsies suffer
>>142931643I bet you wish you had tickets to leave now.
>>142931325>an>defensemen>>142931644You should've built Dallas where Amarillo is, dipshit.
>>142931570its the fire place or cauldron
Gary should have a summer Olympics competition
>rags
>laffs
>>142931655>tfw no ticketsnow i know how bud feels
>>142931673>you>delivery boylmao
>>142931738cope it wasn't a gay magazine collection they were body building magazines
>>142931683I prefer the firepit or the furnace as a nickname
>>142931683>>142931812It's the Tard Yard
>>142931673"an" is correct because it depends on the sound of next word that immediately follows it, not the subject of the article, you stupid esl
The governor is angry tonight stay away from the tracks
>>142931867
>>142931867I heard one day he almost pushed someone onto the tracks. Thats some scary stuff.
>>142931388This
>>142931879It's not really about calling out a poster in the thread but knowing the poster is here in the thread, they'll read it.
>>142931913meds
For now i'm just gonna call it Saddledome 2
>>142931917tickets
>>142931626Forgetten?
>>142931923I'm going with the Wolf Den
>>142931861A and an can only be used with singular nouns. No wonder you're country is falling apart when the citizens can't even speak the language.
>>142931610>74 more days until shit gamesThank you, Gary. Very cool.
>>142931923It's doesn't look like a saddle though.
>>142931947now your bait is too obvious. go back to delivering newspapers to senior citizens or whatever you do
>>142932016Right now it doesn't look like anything cause it doesn't exist yet outside of 3D renders. So its anyones best guess what it should be called. I certainly will not be calling it scotia place they can go fuck themselves with *BRAND* Place like every other arena in this league.
>>142932068Gary is not going to like this. His tribe paid good money for that name.
>>142932031Ok, José.
>>142932145I understand Garys frustration and if he or his other goblins a have an issue with it they can shove their fists in eachothers asses to help them cope.
>>142931367based 2010 thread
>>142931367How old is that pic? I remember seeing it in high school
>>142931824My vote is also for Tard Yard
>no Canadians
>>142931812All names are good. Funny how hard it is to make a flames arena without obvious nicknames arising. The fire theme is too powerful.
>>142932251I could see this working if Chris still ran the operation. I wish you the best in trying to get it to stick bud lets see if you can succeed in something for once.
>>142932260very very intriguing. What is going on in youth hockey that canada is no longer producing vezina caliber goalers?
>>142932068I'll be calling it the dome
>>142931824100% I'm calling it the Tard Yard
>>142932279Many many years ago I was the first person to accuse Ted of being from Akron as joke. I only know of it since that is where lebron is from. That stuck around for a time
>>142931824I 3rd the Tard Yard
>>142932286Yea me too.
>>142932307no that was me
>>142931824Flameschad here. I support this
>>142932307He talked about being a student at the university of Akron and posted his dad's grill every day you didn't do shit lmao
>>142932285Goalies are always weirdos. Ever met a goalie? They are worse than autistics
i miss teds cock. and don't any of you get any ideas, that sausage is burned into my eyelids
>>142931570good god it looks so fucking soulless and corporate
>>142932329They only have sex with women when their teammates can join in as well
>>142932260pffft shartstrom
>>142932351it's designed to look like fire on ice!
>>142932351just like my ubs
Call the stadium anything you want, I don't care. The only name I actually find insulting is the official name ironically. Scotia Place is cancer
>>142932285Québec stopped giving a shit about hockey.
>>142932379grim
>>142932260why is bob tier 8, he should be number 1 surely. despite that little hiccup losing 3 in a row he still won the lee for the kitties
>>142932531websites do their lists wrong on purpose because being wrong and causing arguments drives more traffic than being right
Why dont they make soulfull arenas anymore?
>>142933018costs too much
>>142933031I thought they made the dome because it was cheap
>>142931570I see Ronald McDonald in the crowd
raw is kino toknight lads>>142933018>he hasn't seen t-mobile arenakwab we call it the fortress bud
>>142933091creed brothers are dimes
>>142932260my money is on shesterkin
/sp/uh is laughing at us again>>>142922142
>>142933091>t-mobile arenaI think you misread. I said "soul", not "cringe + generic"
>>142933091pumped to see mcafee
>>1429332261993
>>142932531Last year was his last chance to win it again
Huomenta but opposite
>>142933209/hoc/ doesn’t concern itself with the other generals
Post yfw he suffers a career ending injury before 895
>>142933571that's not a general pinhead
>>142933648
>>142933209>wnbaBACED go aces
Dad is watching 90s playoff games and fartin cum again
Twins
>>142933812Based retro hockey enjoyer
my dad has all the game 7s of the nhl playoffs from the 1980s to the 2000s recorded on vhs
>>142933895He's mr. game 7
https://youtu.be/V1IY9FLtA6U?si=-9wNknUBLg7VCg4cme when the flames miss playoffs
>>142933895time to convert them to mp4, you can do that from inside ms word using hotkeys exclusively
>>142933930holy shit lmao
>>142934267cope tranny
triple h saw how dogshit smackdown was and made sure raw was kino.>>142933930hope this attention whoring faggot booger kms desu. has never drawn a dime
>>142934569Numale please
Hello faggots and retards
>>142934629we don't sign our posts and beg here
https://twitter.com/GovRonDeSantis/status/1815432884980748299its official Florida is the state of hockey
>>142934683>desanctimoniousHow so?
>>142934647Hello numale
>>142931394>>142931570Looks great. Gary owes us a lottery win now. Gavin McKenna pls and thx.
>Move the Vegas, Nevada Golden Knights to become the Las Vegas, New Mexico Golden KnightsAhh, there you have it, I fixed the NHL.
>>142934881get a real job ya dumb gay bitch
>>142931570>least obese & retarded Calgary fans
>>142931367Love this pic of two time Stanley Cup champion Dustin Brown.
We need more positivity in hoc. Too many retards in these threads, much like the person reading this
didn't read
didn't ask
can't read
>>142935105It’s true that I am a motherfucking retarded stupid idiot. But I am positive and hockey is very fun.
>>142935121I did.
>>142934683Name 3 hockey players from Florida
I'm a 34 year old white man
>>142935144Just like my Anders Lee
>>142935140matthew tkachuk, sergei bobrovsky , and sam bennett
>>142935140John Panthercat, Jimmy Lightningman, Greg Dunderdick
>>142935144my parents hired a housecleaner and she is younger than me and when she comes over to clean the house she just sees me sitting around doing nothing all day and i think she probably wonders if im retarded. thank you for reading my blog.
>>142935216Maybe you should get a job
>>142935246NTA but working is gay
>>142935216hit on her
Do locals actually use these horrendous sponsored names? Here literally everyone just says saddledome or just dome
>>142934267buying this for my (future) gf
>>142935966That’s because it’s the only building worth note within 2000 miles.
When I am rubben the penus or gettin' a knober from a nice lass or plundering her insides https://youtu.be/qAs9laxC-rs
>>142935140closest i could do was Brian Leetch
>>142935966It's famously known as Arena Blyat
>>142933930hahahahaha amazing post
Me when I asked:
>>142936458You when you see a Boogie post on /hoc/
>>142933989god the sochi olympics were so fucking funny
>>142936533first olympics with WEBM, so many clips saved that now are gone
Small cock /hoc/Big dick /cric/
The puck goes inThe home team winsIn the good ol hockey game
>>142937079BIG DICK CRIC IN SMALL HOC DOCK
>>142937151based chris. the antagonist of /hoc/. stephens arch rival
>>142936473>>142933930Boogie is finally unironically turning into his caricature Francis. It's coming full circle. It was only a matter of time.
>>142936473when the benis hasn't been rubbed
>>142935216I work remotely but I feel like she judges me
yo bluds, what's your favourite episode of skibidi toylet?
The first player to be BETTER than the Wayne Gretzky will enter the league soon. He will stick-handle so fast it’s like vibrating lol. And the fastest skater best shooter too. For sure will be the most eligible bachelor in Canada lmao.
>>142937907bedard is already in the league, slowpoke
Busniess idea: Florida Pink Panthers
>>142937907at least 20% of players right now are better than gretzky ever was.he just played against shittersit's the same in tennis, everyone says how great federer was, but when other good players showed up, he stopped winninggretzky just retired the moment people started playing more physically, because he knew it was over for him and didn't want to come out as a fraud
>>142938012Gretzky was a fraud. Everybody knows that Krzysztof Oliwa was the true goat of all time.
Eating cereal bros
>>142938048no, but he'd easily end gretzkys career and legacy
>>142938076What kind>>142938082He was a tough bastard that’s for sure.
>>142938087Raisin Bran
>>142938089Classic choice
>>142938048I had a big poster of him and the biggest lineup of absolute who shitters ever devised when my teddies became a team
>>142938089very healthy of you
>>142938102Oh yeah nice. Expansion teams used to be so ass in their early seasons. I remember Oliwa from his one season with the Flames, which was the year we made the finals. I checked his stats for that year: In 65 GP he had 5 Pts and 247 PIM. What a beast lmao
>>142938137King
Statistically who was the worst player this year
>>142938181That’s honestly tough to answer. I guess it would be some shitter on a bottom feeder team. I’ll propose Kyle Burroughs of the Sharks. 73 GP, 8 Pts, -42 +/-I did about 3 minutes of research. Maybe somebody else can find a worse stat line for last year.
73 days until hockey returns
>>142938271Good as any
>>142938181
Michkov is officially here
>>142938417The flyers are saved
>>142938417>>142938434It will be really interesting to see how he does. His skill ceiling is elite. He’s listed at 147 lbs, so I hope he’s put on some muscle since that measurement.
man what a SOVLful place to play in amirite
>>142938501Well at least they have enough parking. Go Birds.
sovl
>>142938501Sixers want to move to Camden
>>142938453I think he’s been in the gym a lot. His forearms are yoked compared to a year ago. Demidov vs Michkov is gonna be awesome
>>142938501I miss the vet but Citizens Bank Park is pretty amazing
>>142938635are you going to a jukurit game?
>>142938635looks much better than in 2009 that's for sure
>>142938731>>142938453the boy needs to hit the gym hard so he's benching 2pl8 by october
12345-678910- 11tweeeeeeeeeeelve!
where are the trades gary?
>>142938883they have more parking spaces now
HEYYYYYYYYYYY HEYY GARYI WANNA KNOW CAN I BE YOUR GOY
>>142938960Retard
>>142938883this is in finland I know because I've played geoguessr
I had a dream where I beat up Brad Treliving Again
>>142939300Tate McRae is sexerino my peanus. Her music is not very good but she is a Flames fan so it’s ok!
>>142939225you are a genius
Gary just messaged me on Signal. He said a Canadian team is winning in 2026.
>>142939379*clickclickclick>nice
>>142939394Did he say which team?My money is on Utah
>>142939394
>>142939423the only thing yzertard is winning is stroke and slow death
>>142939394Flames win the Cup to close out the Saddledome. Extreme kino incoming.
>>142939422He said they’re winning the Olympics
>>142939454Passing Lee to the flames will be garys final act
>>142939300From the thumbnail it looks like she’s topless hahah
>>142939482I’ll forgive every single thing he’s ever done if he ever hands the Cup to a Flames captain.
>>142939500Canadian girls have nipples, anon.
>>142939525Matty Scorenato will be captain by then good American boy
>New: Storied Harvard women's hockey coach Katey Stone exited the school last year in the wake of ugly allegations. Now she's suing Harvard for sex discrimination. Naked skatesisters we're back
>>142939545Chud
Soul
>>142939542I’ll take it. I would love to see him have a real breakout year this season. >>142939652She’s a beauty
>>142939541
>>142939545>ugly allegationsShe left because they called her ugly? Girls can be so mean.
>>142939701Ugly is code word for shit coach
>>142939701jen
shit teamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yO6EReWdKk
>>142939652This would have been so much better
>>142939394Retard
>>142934868You are not getting Gavin McKenna, karma dictates the Penguins or Oilers will get him.
>>142939782
>>142939900Consider this
>>142940015You had my curiosity now you have my attention
>>142939365>Tate McRaeIs that Basil's daughter?
>>142940015Everyone would have loved this
Pretty pathetic that the soilers have never won a cup.
>>142940095Retard
>>142939926My penguins (:
>>142939782there's only so much she can do without chiefs
>>142940108Yes, you are.
>>142940015gigadimes
>>142940140Excuse me, it is the SUPER CHIEFS!
>>142940140Coaching is probably hard when you can't just watch big jen botterill put up five points a game anymore
>>142940140If you can’t recruit lesbians into Harvard you can’t coach
>>142940254I thought it was a "Yale" thing?
>>142940278Yale things only happen in the men’s locker room
>>142940152Yeah maybe on Opposite Day
>>142940254hockey girl loves obama daughter
>>142939545I bet all of those ladypuck programs do gross hazing shit and the men aren't much better
I think /hoc/ has good gimmicks on opposite day
Gary blessed our Flames with the fireplace. I love Gary now :)
Grim.
>>142941229Cope hes only held back by the salary cap
>>142941229Wtf does this title even mean? A national team needs one gm who selects the team, one head coach, two ass coaches and a couple of equipment managers.
>>142941240>He is only held back by what all other GMs are also held back by
>>142941339He hires the whores to "take care" of the players.
>>142941339The team has make believe contracts in monopoly money that he negotiates
>>142941592To be fair, he elevated when he got out of Calgary. Take that for what you will. Not sure what it says about the city
>>142941700Most players suck when they get out of Calgary. They’re only good if they escape to Florida.
>>142941694For the Flyers being at the early stages of a rebuild, mid is pretty decent
>>142941700True. Wolf is locker room cancer
>>142941694more like the MIDtro division am I right
>wolf
>>142941694I thought the jets would beat the aves
I thought the aves were a scf lock
>>142941748Based
>>142941880I always knew dallas would beat them. They lacked the depth to go far
Martin "Generational Center" Necas
>no new posts
>>142942237I'm building anticipation for this summer's biggest gimmick yet
>>142940015
>>142939900Does every major city in North America have one of those fucking towers that looks like a carousel?
>>142942514Hi It’s called slipformingWe have had the technology/skill to build like this since the early 1900s It will make its way to Europe eventually, we just have to be careful on how we introduce things to you folks.Talk soon.
>>142941694How is Minnesota not on that list
Rumour is the flames are trading for kk from Carolina and backlund is involved.
Leafs signed that shitty little manlet dewar
gonna go see longlegs in about an hour
>>142942644looks to scary for me desu
>>142942583It's a question of want. It looks awful and since every city has it it also looks unoriginal. Just like everything on your piece of shit continent
uh oh the delivery boy is seething again
>>142942684you deliver newspapers and you're pushing 40
>>142942684Cope. Yuro seething zones are currently regulated to the Olympic threads
>>142942684They're remnants from Tartarstan look it up
Bros... i don't think they were body building magazines...
I just realised that Crosby only won the Art Ross trophy twice while McDavid already did 5 times
>cantpucks>lames
>>142942798Miss when hockey looked like that
>>142942830it's a pretty good game actually. bure vs. fleury is fun.
>>142942854Was this '93 or '94 playoffs? Both those years had unbelievable playoffs
>>142942757He got garyed
>>142942725god damn her face always looks so fucking horrible
>>14294288294https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Wtu4tRaKI
tim hunter was a mean bastard
going to the baseball game bro's
>>142942757Trophies like that are fleeting and unremarkable. but the hood will always remember the golden goal. that's his legacy
I bet the New Jersey devils 14-1 in nhl 24
>>142942921
>>142942921Maybe one of the ugliest mother fuckers to play hockey besides ricci
>>142942927Same .. ugh
>>142942921I love his accenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RocezOOO910
Ynr when this this manlet fought big z
>>142942927What game king
>1993
Just sat down in the theater. Only person in here rn but plenty of time for others to trickle in. Doesn’t “start” for another ten minutes. Got a large popcorn and large coke bros
>>142943180what shit movie for retards are you watching?
>I don't understand how you can want to kill a person, even if you hate him. Thank God he survived>All my friends and people I talk to are Republicans. I don't know a single Democrat
>>142943185Midwits like you simply cannot appreciate the Despicable Me movies
>>142943223БACEД
>>142943223i'm a green party chad
>>142942927Based have fun :)
>>142942994pirates
>>142943238despicable me is honestly quality family entertainment. steve carell is a pretty funny dude
>>142943326I was going to go to but my parents didn’t want to
>>142943345you must be 18+ to post here
>>142943377Retard
>>142943377Doesn't the MLB have a no singles policy?
>>142943402it should have a no retards policy
>>142943430Check your IQ at the door bud
100 days until Halloween
>flam3s
>>142943223Kek, based Ovie don’t miss
>>142943223I'm not surprised that nhl players are republican
retard
>>142943457I should buy chocolate
>>142942658>>142942644The marketing for that movie was better than the actual movie. I found it disappointing
>>142943665just like my islanders
>>142943614your gay
>>142943706My gay :)
>>142943609>>142943612jen
What if the WNBA becomes more culturally relevant than the NHL?
>>142943959It won'tIt's just shitty basketball that nobody actually likes
I dislike one my roommates, but he NEVER leaves the house.
>>142942514cope calgary tower is based and cool
How common is sodomy is canadian youth hockey?
>>142944146no it isn't. There is nothing orignial or interesting about it. Some rich oil fags just built it as an eyesore>inb4 reply starts with cope
>>142944123my brother in law comes home from his shitty convenient store job just to smoke dude while watching twitch streamers and mtg. I hate him
>>142943223Guess he’s not friends with that faggot holtby
i hate roenick so much
>>142943572He's a Russian guyIt's ironically a pretty conservative culture despite being the former epicenter of left leaning politics
>>142944215Cope they have flame throwers at the top
>>142944226what's the living situation that you live with your sister and her spouse?
>>142944226>>142944331or just w your brother in law in general if it's your spouse's brother.
You don't realize how shitty these threads are until you leave for a month and come back
>>142944481>mfw 04/17/22 was one month ago
>>142944579Yes very good anon a non sensical reply that maybe 2 other people here will get. For sure i'll come back in october now.
What a soft pussy
>>142944610That Gibson reference is not really an apt comparison.
>>142944243Can't for the life of me remember who this is he's hittingClearly '94 playoffs, right? He was hurt in '95 right? Looks like Dave Ellett
>>142944579I remember it like it was yesterday
Just got home from the movie. I mostly agree with this post >>142943665 but overall I thought it was okay. It's more of a wannabe silence of the lambsesque "thriller" than the horror movie they made it out to be
>>142944931were you scared, bro?
>>142935140Shane Gothisbeer
>>142944958No but the soft pusy a couple rows in front of me got worked by the jump scare at the beginning KWAB
>>142941880cocaine and dubious prostitutes should be legal
felix potvin was so good
Gary leaked the script for me:>2024-2025Florida vs Canucks, Kitties win in game 7, at Vancouver>2025-2026Florida vs Colorado. Kitties sweep the series, completing the 3peat>2026-2027Vancouver beats Toronto in 5, at Toronto.
calgary is such a hell hole even god sends fire to cleanse itLETS GO FLAMES!!!!!
HOT DEALS IN CALGARYCALGARY IN FUEGO
Utah got an arena deal done before even playing a single game.
>>142943959already is bud go aces
>WNBA shills in my /hoc/
>>142945317aces genny ya newfag retard the threepeat is on
>WNBA shilling for freeI'd rather say I watch porn instead of admitting to watching the WNBA
>>142945207source
>>142945335https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2024/07/02/slc-council-consider-downtown/Boom.
>he doesnt watch porngay!
>>142945344His best work was in Not the Nine O'Clock Newshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asUyK6JWt9Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmWLJmbytkkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2n87YKSjrA
>>142945556your best work is delivering my morning paper
Sweden taking massive Ls all day
>>142945390porn and fapping contaminate your soul, pervert
>2 day old generalgrim
>gary grows the game™ to the sunbelt >they start watching the wnba instead
>>142945884Gotta invite back the flameschads
>>142945884It’s summer. All of the best posters are out
>>142945343were you born retarded or did something happen to you?
>>142945390https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1721788058064081.webm
>>142946089screamer
>>142945684You've been taking massive Ls each day of your God damn life, you son of a bitch.
>>142946106>>>/wsg/5627729it's not
Happy 1 month anniversary kitties bros, still feels fucking great doesn't it
>>142946134If only all of 4chan had webms with sound
>>142946237you still wouldnt make any
Another day of silence in the Gary household
>>142946167Maurice lifting the Stanley cup was so soulful it was unreal
>>142946284I don’t know how to
>>142946349I know anon, I know.
Next round of expansion will see the Old Confederacy have just as many franchises as Canada.
>>142946366i used to make webms as part of my 2019 or 2020 gimmick idr. i also don't remember how to make them anymore
Which NHL team espouses Soviet style socialism the most; which team is the most socialist?
>>142946167I know they were winning the second Dallas lost
>>142946390Montreal. They insist on doing things in a retarded way because that's the way the Montreal hockey establishment believe things should be done, and everybody else is the problem, not them.And they also bitch and whine about not being able to compete with low tax/high desirability markets even though, for 10 years, they have refused to offer market value contacts for any player--this despite being one of the three wealthiest and well-resourced teams in the NHL.
>>142946390Toronto is full of gay retards so them
>>142946430What year do you think this is?
>>1429464682024
>>142946475So were you born retarded or did something happen?
you know what fuck this this thread is just getting dumber by the day.
There’s only music so that there’s new ringtones
No you’re dumb
1993
McDavid explaining his fetishes to draisaitl
>>142946569thats gay
>>142944608newfag
>>142944608oilers lost bud KWAB
What took place on 04/17/22
Sports car racing
My Debbie’s (:
up all night longand there's something very wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6BpOjkeOkQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsA0NWSauQ0
I'm home from the pirates game i ended up having post game beers with some bros and a cutie from buffalo that were down here on business and listened to their seethe about the dabres it was equal parts funny and sad and kwab
>>142947163based. imagine not seeing your team win a cup in your lifetime KWAB
>>142947208I felt for them they were funny about it they know they're eternal kwab bought me several rounds finna dabres all season
My ears are ringing loudly
dad died and i inherited all his old canadian tire money. feels good, thanks dad :)
>>142947618sad to hear about your dad
>>142947618I'm sorry about your dad anon
>>142947598I cut back on sugar and caffeine and quit smoking weed and my tinnitus pretty much went away
>>142947632>>142947658thanks anons
so this is a midweek late summer late night threadpatheticstarting this Sunday at 10:00 AKDT, White Power White Girl Brunch Club will be coming back.lots of movies and hockey girl drama to catch up onbring your mimosas and floppy hatssee you FAGGOTS there
>>142947688don't forget Jessica C is a known race mixer and isn't included
>>142947700I FUCKING KNOW KELSEY JESUS CHRIST
>>142947871Mackenzie, McKenzie, Kenzie, and MacKenna and I will see you tomorrow bitch :3
>>142944997Eh bit of a weak glove I liked Eddie Belfour and CuJo better. even grant fuhr that nigger was awesome. even better we turned him into andreychuk
kek
>>142944997Felix the Cat>>142947934Eddie the EagleCuJo was named after a dogThe era of animoprh goalie is what Gary took from you
>RPH
>>142948221>this mad>at the golden knightsKWAB
>>142948238>mad a 5 year old off season memeKWAB
>>142948251>n-no youKWARB1993:^)
>>142948370hey copey hope you’re having a cool summer bro
Otter got married
>>142947838How can one team be so shit?
>>142947688Britta?
>>142949003By being just like my islanders
Whats the smell of Clagary weebs in this thread?
Hi everybody! I’m a new Detroit Red Wings fan, but I don’t live in Michigan and know zero other fans, so I thought that this was as good a place as any to say hey.I’m 36 and grew up a Blackhawks fan in Chicago, aside from a several year period where my immature ass was a Sharks and then Stars fan because Ed Belfour got traded. I came back to the Hawks around 2001 or so.I took a break from fandom in 2015 when the accusations against Kane came out. Although it ended up being a big nothing burger, the way the organization responded just rubbed me the wrong way. Then my dad, who was the reason I grew up a Hawks fan anyway, passed away. I didn’t watch a game for years, as it just wasn’t fun anymore. The final nail in the coffin was the organizational coverup of the sexual assault. I was teamless but wanting to get back into hockey.After following a handful of teams social medias and doing a lot of reading of team histories and stuff to see what just FEELS right, the Red Wings called to me. I remember as a kid thinking they were cool, liking Sergei Federov way more than any Hawks fan should, being just in awe of Lidström a bit later. My first several in person hockey games were Hawks vs Red Wings games and the atmosphere was incredible, even when the Hawks were complete garbage. Red Wings were as a big a part of me loving hockey as any team because of that rivalry, and being on the other side (even if the rivalry died when the Red Wings moved to the eastern conference) just feels right!Please tell me about your fandom. Have you always been a Wings fan? Are you from the area or further out? Who are your favorite all time Red Wings?
Not reading any of that
so I guess the joke is that red wings fans use reddit or some shit? I don’t know I didn’t read it
>First thing he does in America is go on a Dunkies runHe's a natural Bruin and it's a shame he's trapped in hell
baaaaah baaaaah
>>142949286faggot.
Fans who change teams should have their hearts cut out.
>>142949313Just like my islanders
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>142949292Don’t cry
'menta
>>142949941Do you encounter a lot of those on your paper route?
gm
our canesies :)
>>142948840O T T E R TTER
>>142948840Did the Dullass depths have the depth to fill the wedding party limo?
>>142949941true #flamesfourlife
After winning free agency, who can honestly stop the oilers???
>>142950199okay I won't
>>142950770>who can honestly stop the oilersFlorida?
Can't believe people actually use the corporate arena names in everyday conversation. Now that's pathetic
>>142950772much better
Eating oatmeal and watching jeopardy bro’s
Russia bro. What is it like in Russia? Around here we're are all taught to hate Russia but I wanna know what it's like there as a Russian. Russians seem pretty cool desu.
>>142950796Youre welcome to pay for the development and construction costs of a new arena and name it however you please.
>>142950792They got significantly worse on the off season and don’t have any up and cummers. Pair that with the Stanley cup hangover and they will be out in the second round.
>>142950858You're welcome to eat a dick
>>142950845what's the view on the ukraine war? also did you see the khl-nhl game with kucherov?
stars bros how are we feeling
>>142950845>What is it like in Russia?largely depends on where you liveMoscow is one of the best cities in the world for living unironically if you are loadedSt. Petersburg is fine, pretty European city all around, not as much money here as in Moscow thoughother places are pretty orcish: the less population the more orcs prevalent there>I wanna know what it's like there as a Russianthe whole country is very big and diverse so it's kinda tough to answer this questionfor example people in Tyva are niggers, people in Caucasian regions are churkas and so onthere are a lot of decent people too, but they tend to congregate in large cities (see above)a common orc hates you too because you personally want to infect him with gay, so it goes both waysall in all as always the answer is "it depends"
>>142950910I see. Thanks for the answer
>>142950910Cool thanks RussiabroI get the impressions that the more east you go in Russia more orcish it becomes.
>>142950792florida isn't twopeating, they've downgraded. they'll win the atlantic just to be exposed in playoffs. the question is who will win the eastern conference
Bowman will teach the oilers how to rape its over for >1993 bros
Holy fucking based
>>142951342>>142951352I'm sure r/hockey is taking the news well
Bowman paying his dues to Gary by sabatoging a Canadian team.
>>142951482What do you mean? The whole incident was an anti LGBT witch-hunt
>Geez Stan I'm sorry for doing this but some people on Reddit are removing their Oilers flairs so I have no choice but to fire you
>>142949286he'll come here soon
>>142949286Everytime I get a bacon egg and cheese from dunks I fear I’m going to get food poisoning from the retards they have working there now.
McBitch is gonna be someone's bitch now
>>142951609Don’t get any ideas I already have dibs
>>142951609more like mcdavid is going to """mentor""" some youth players
72 days until hockey returns
Speaking of rape, just went to the bagel place close to my work and just paid 22 bucks for a bagel sandwich, a coffee and a brownie.
>>142951660did the sandwich at least have bacon and eggs?
>>142951634he's straight
>>142947618Sorry about your loss, fren
>>142951677Salmon and avocado
>>142951660went to subway and a footlong and a drink was 19.Trudeau's Canada
>>142951684he has the eyes of a gooner
>>142951660Did the Barista at least write your name on the cup for the gram?
While I don’t support hiring faggots, it’s bowman record on contract negotiation, drafting and professional scouting that’s got me worked up as an oily boy. This Stanley cup is a layup at this point. Bowman is one of the few people i could see piss it away
Flamesbros the Oilers are now the laughingstock of the league another W for Calgary
>>142951849>nowoily boys were always our retarded neighbours to the north
>>1429515421 like=1 prayer tier Sad!
>>142951684He has a very handsome wife
>he locked it in anticipation of the Bowman hireKWAB
Wait a minute...Are the Oilers the most based organization in the league?
>>142952042He only needs to batten down the hatches until Saturday. There will be something new to be mad about by then.
Within a year Oilers have a chance to get 5 players, including a #1 goalie without giving up anything.Bowman, knowing gay people, should jump on this opportunity to solidify Oilers status as the villains of the NHL and bring on these five gay gang rapists.
>>142952185Opposite. He hires and protects gays dudes. If he wasn’ta closeted fag himself he would have never got caught up in the whole adrich thing.
>>142952220That would be funny as fuck. Watch them beat 1993 with this tactic
>>142952220This is how you build locker room culture
Can the next thread be gay themed
>>142952515make it buddy
>>142952615Ok I’m typing it up now
Migrate>>142952831>>142952831>>142952831
>>142952515True we need more flames threads
