Which Olympic event are you most hyped for?
The who can post this thread the most competition
>>142935408is arrowposting an olympic event
>>142935408None
>>14293540840m Run & Rape
Relay Rape looks exciting
>>142935408Even with memescherano at charge, i want to see fútbol. He is a fucking loser as a coach but i want to watch Álvarez and Otamendi playing. I don't expect too much from the olympic team.
decathlon100m dash100m swimmingmarathon10k open waterBig boy wrestling(both styles) Big boy boxingBig boy weightliftingDiscus and Shotput(should be combined though)women's all around individual gymnasticstriathlonfar prefer team sports. this is the one time it should fuck off though. those 12-13 should carry more weight
>>142935408breakdancing
The Iron Eagle 400-VD
>>142935408Right now >we have a golden generation in 7's so that'd be it. It's now or never. It might also help to catch the eye of the argensimian and get them into the sport. Imagine the upset if angolans lose with dupont on the team and in their soil
Beatboxing
BoulderingFencingArcheryPole VaultingBreakdanceOpen Water SwimmingCanoe Slalom
Why isn’t holding your breath underwater an Olympic sport?
>>142935408Women's gymnasticsWomen's figure skatingWomen's swimming
>>142935749Nonce
>>142935408Power Ejaculating
>>142935408Ice Hockey
Fencing and dressage is the patrician and Parisian taste.
>>142935408Weightlifting
the installing gentoo event
my preferred summer olympic events, in no particular order, are>fencing>diving>handball>weightlifting>pentathlon>gymnastics>badminton>beach volleyball
>>142935851I’ve reviewed your list and have concluded you’re either gay or a woman.
Terror attack
deathma-OH WAIT
Seine Death Swim will probably be the most fun thread on /sp/
>>142935851Pretty based list until you mentioned gymnastics
>>142935408beach volleyball
>>142935886yeah wtf. they don't have any walking events? fuck this gay shit
Volleyball if there is a designated streaming channel for each match.
>>142935408Anything women (lightly clothed). They're just so fucking cute, bros
>>142935408It to be over
>>142935408the immigrant raping
>The 50 kilometres race walk was dropped from the Olympic program after the 2020 Tokyo Games in 2021 and will be replaced by a mixed team race in order to achieve gender equality.I'm thinking this semen slurping event is not for me anymore
the terrorist attack on Israelis
>>142935408Didn't watch a single minute of olimpics since 2004
>>142935408Rugby seven's! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>142939739Proof where you saw this posted.
The Dump Truck Dodge. Nice was a prelim to this newly added event.
>>142935727are you going to any of the events?
>>142935408Death march unironically
>>142935858this
>>142940664https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_kilometres_race_walk
>>142935481Africans are already fielding 5 man teams for this in Paris as a warm-up.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13662757/Chilling-moment-Paris-gang-rapist-pats-distraught-Australian-victim-kebab-shop-attacked-man-asked-help-following-horrific-ordeal-hands-five-men-days-Olympics-begins.htmlJust the facts.I'm looking forward to the Female Gymnastics, Javelin, Kayaking and decathalon.
climbing, can't wait to see Miho Nonaka again
>>142935408The most obscure crap I can find. This looks pretty retarded so I'm excited
>>142935408The men's 100m dash is the only Olympic event that should exist, a real dedication to true speed and power and athletes that push their bodies to the absolute limit of what the human body can do. Other events are just accessories.
>>142941909I saw that when looking for the craziest one I've never got to watch before Trampolining or trampoline gymnasticsBeen in the Olympics this whole century too
>>142935408Horse dancing
Men's divingMen's gymnasticsMen's swimming
Judo, bitches.
>>142935408bbc gooning
Sarah Sjöström gold and Handball until we get fucked by the refs again and i cope with watching duplantis smash another world record
Rugby
>>142935408the event of shitposting here with you retards
what are the olympics? you mistyped the fucking captcha
>>142935408SkeetTrapDeath March
the white ones;SailingRowingEquestrianBiathlonAlpine Skiing(and the only non-white one) 7's
>>142935408footballbasketballskateboardclimbingjudo(only uta abe)
>>142935408terrorist attack on the israelis electric boogaloo
>>142935408deathmarchoh wait the IOC are faggots
Women's volleyball and team Serbia for men's basketball.
Archery.
>>142935408women's volleyballwomen's judowomen's pole vault
>>142941398Anon....
Are they doing women's skateboarding again? That was hilarious
The closing ceremony
The deathmarch obviously
>>142947398Cancelled aa no womyns event
>what i'm looking forward toOpening CeremonyClosing CeremonyCreepshots of female athletesnot necessarily in that order
I LOVE OLYMPICSHopefully karate was removed. It was gay.
No deathmarch, no watch
bouldering and lead
>>142935408The one that doesnt exist, roller hockei, that my country (catalonia) would win
the u23 soccerwomen's beach volleyballwomen's climbingwomen's athletics
