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NEWS:
CLE: Browns trying to get an extension for Amari Cooper done
NYG: Saquon Barkley felt disrespected during Giants negotiations: 'Slap in the face'
MIN: T.J. Hockenson & NaJee Thompson open Vikings camp on PUP list
CIN: Mike Brown confirms Bengals, Evan McPherson contract extension talks
FA: CB Jerry Jacobs to visit the Panthers
BAL: Ravens sign DB Daryl Worley to 1-year deal
SF: George Kittle supports Brandon Aiyuk following WR's trade request: 'Hopefully we figure something out'
JAX: Jaguars announce bevy of personnel staff additions, promotions
DAL: Cowboys CB Trevon Diggs expected to start training camp on PUP list
CIN: Mike Brown: Bengals will 'bend over backwards' to extend WR Ja'Marr Chase
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>Patty Cuckitini
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wions
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>>142937748
>>142937771
/nfl/ agrees that Mahomes was better at age 28.
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Im a consumer, im an npc but i need one last brady season. His marriage or whats left of it is already beyond repair just come back and play until youre washed beyond help
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>>142937819
Still waiting on you to answer why we should care.
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>posting a retired QB
sad
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>>142937859
Ahhh. Just let the child have his gimmick
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Just copped.

You like?
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>>142937859
If he's starting out this good that means he's going to end really good.
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>>142937918
>buying licensed NFL merchandise
shiggy
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>>142937933
Nothing wrong with repping your team
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>>142937920
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>>142937887
The Patriots fans have become the new Cowboys. They're living off past success and refuse to accept the fact that they're irrelevant.
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my packers
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suck lol
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>>142937859
>Still waiting on you to answer why we should care.
Are you gaslighting or are you this autistic. If Caleb Williams wins 5 owls in a row are you going to be saying "why should we care". The more success a QB has early matters since there's a finite amount of time they can play.
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>>142937980
haha goteeeeeem
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>>142937984
Move to Alaska or something

>>142937992
>If Caleb Williams wins 5 owls in a row are you going to be saying "why should we care"
I like Caleb and think the Bears will be good with him but that's like 1 for 1 an argument that Nick Wright would make lol. Cool down with the hype.
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Gayleb is going to be the most atomic bust since manziel
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>>142937992
if caleb williams wins 5 owls in a row he would have made history that people actually care about. no one cares about who has the most touchdowns *by age 28
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>>142937980
damn lol

>>142937984
yeah that's climate change for ya

>>142937992
> If Caleb Williams wins 5 owls in a row
why are we posting things that will literally never happen?
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>>142937748
Everyone on my street knows who this is
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>>142938039
Mahomes is the only player with 3 superbowl MVPs at age 28. Is the only player with 3 rings and 2 MVPs. That is history people care about.
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>>142938085
>at age 28
no one cares.
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>>142937984
Move to a temperate climate zone retard
It was kinda chilly when I went out for my morning smoke at around 7
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there's nothing you can say or do to convince me the lions aren't winning it all this year
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>>142938039
But that's total fantasy since that nigga is winning 0 owls
Meanwhile The Mutt is almost guaranteed to go down as the best or 2nd best QB in NFL history with Brady
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>>142937920
Not necessarily, but besides that I'm asking why him having a better start than Brady matters.
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>>142938161
they're not getting past the Packers, 49ers, or Chiefs.
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>>142937992
>Are you gaslighting or are you this autistic
I don't think you know what either of those words mean
>If Caleb Williams wins 5 owls in a row are you going to be saying "why should we care
Im not asking why we should care about Mahomes Owls, I'm asking why it matters that his start was better than Bradys. You post that chart every thread but refuse to answer why.
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>>142938085
It's the rings and MVPs people will remember. Nobody will care that he did it by a certain age.
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>>142937957
Support your local club
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>>142938169
the thing that gets me is no one is arguing mahomes isn't already top 5 all time. this insecure motherfucker just can't let the accolades speak for themselves and enjoy waching an alltime great play on his favorite team, he has to set arbitrary qualifiers in an attempt to downplay brady's career for some reason.
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>>142937984
It's the opposite, actually. The S*uth is just a shithole bro.
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>>142938169
>that nigga is winning 0 owls
I'm sure you said the same thing about "The Mutt" and have now resigned yourself to licking his boots.
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he fell off
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>>142938316
>joe kitna
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>>142938255
He's not a football fan, he's a nerd that gets turned on by numbers. He already admitted to jacking off to an abacus and his comprehension of the game amounts to the same as a calculator. Bradyfags were annoying but at least it was clear they understood the game and what makes him special. The Mahomes schizo literally can't put into his own words why Mahomes is unique.
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>signing Reddick without negotiating a new contract first
What the fuck were the Jets thinking?
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>>142938161
I don't think they would beat the Eagles if they have to face them in the playoffs
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Someone needs to tell chris collinsworth too much DMT isn't good for a man
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>>142938465
>no hendrickson
shit list
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>>142938465
>le run real fast in a straight line man
Parsons is so overrated. He's absolutely useless if you make him have to think even a little bit.
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>>142938288
Mahomes came to a team that was already relatively successful that had won the division 3 years in a row before he started
Plus they're not owned and manage by 100 year olds and retards
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>>142938473
He's lost all grip on reality
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>>142938465
Garrett's not even the most important player on his defense. A one trick pony that demolishes shitters and goes to sleep when it matters
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>>142938465
>Aiden Hutchinson
>Above Josh (Hines) Allen
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If you are a Browns fan, seek assistance.
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>>142937984
fatty
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>>142937748
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So...
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If you are an eagles fan, seek this bussy.
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>>142937748
>Darryl Worley
holy fuck I'm mad just seeing that name
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>>142938483
Caleb is literally joining the best possible situation for a 1st overall pick in history.
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>>142939255
>best possible situation
kek
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>>142939063
>Cheated lied and scammed his way to more rings than any franchises entire history
Thats my mf goat. Unless they scrub the history books all you can do is seethe like a little bitch.
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>>142939259
Yes? I don't speak seethe either so idk what that webbum is supposed to prove.
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>>142939259
It's okay to be a Caleb fan. He's a lot cooler than Mahomes and has been a walking meme so far. No one in /nfl/ will judge you when you start posting your painted nails by week 5.
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>>142939293
You are SO fucking mad right now. 7>3.
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>>142938316
LMAOOOOOO
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>>142939239
that man is going to set an NFL record for being waived and re-signed
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>>142939308
>i don't seethe
>as he seethes
kwab
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My Rammies :)
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>>142939340
This is a man in an identity crisis
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>>142939389
Anyone else here able to translate?
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>>142939137
Damn, I wonder how many playoff games the Broncos won that season.
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>>142939315
I meant that unironically. Idk why so many sports fans are such pearl clutchers about cheating. The Pats scandals are laughably bs, but even if they were legit it would just make me love them even more.
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>>142939369
https://youtu.be/P5KW3Xa_58o
he has a long way to go...
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>>142939595
o shit
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>>142939523
He's calling you a crybaby bitch like Gayleb
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Top 100 songs when the Dolphons won their last playoff game.
https://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100/2000-12-30/
If you wanted a new video game console your choices were the PS2 and Sega Dreamcast. You could visit the twin towers in New York city and Bill Clinton would still be president for a few more weeks.
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Is Xavier Worthy a bust?

-1st day of mini camp he gets a hamstring injury
-1st day of training camp gets a hand injury
-1st week of training camp is benched for an undisclosed illness.
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>>142939558
I dunno and don't care, swing and a miss again muttlover
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>>142939879
>b-b-b-b-b-but the new tyreek for the mutt and his globohomo "football" team!!!
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>>142937805
.....soul....
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>>142939879
Chiefs can't draft recievers, the only reason Tyreek worked out is that he was a running back.
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>>142939558
>losing to a team that missed the playoffs
Kek lol
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>>142939975
The Chefs don't need WRs when the mutt gets DPI or "roughing" the passer when ever he throws a pick or overthrows his receiver.
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>>142940030
Yeah, exactly.
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lol wut
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>>142939794
A few more weeks you say?
Like two more weeks?
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>>142939718
Ah
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>>142940062
>in a deal blah blah blah
What's with this heeb and putting this at the end of his tweets now?
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>>142940081
Polishing the agents' knobs is how he gets leaks later
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>>142938483
Chiefs had 1 playoff win since 1994. Winning the AFCW is like being the tallest hobit in the Shire.
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ngl getting ass raped by a 43 year old brady in the superbowl while the league is trying to push you as the next best thing is embarassing..
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>>142940067
>21 days is like 2 weeks
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>>142940106
I didn't know Brady played defense
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>>142940106
Huh?
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imagine waving your hands, after every negative play, in disbelief at the reffies being your true legacy.
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>>142937918
who's your local footy club brit bro?
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>>142940123
neither does eli manning but you faggots made this narrative and now you have to live with it forever
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>>142940097
Nuh uh
We have Sushi Sean and off brand Harbaugh in the division now
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>camp starting
>Justin Simmons still unsigned
Where is he going? And also should I stop caring since clearly teams do not?
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>>142938316
Why is hair so powerful in making you look more handsome?
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>>142937933
To be fair it looks like he bought it from a gas station or out of someone's trunk
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>>142940167
you mean skidmark shawn and spaziod jim?
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>>142940167
>>142940223
The west can't meme
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>>142940209
The way his face looks he might be on pain killers
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>>142940209
Is he wearing lipstick? Zesty
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>>142940268
>fashion show model wears makeup
whoa
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>>142940268
>fashin show model is a faggot
whoa
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That's my quarterback.
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>>142940332
Is this the "I could suck a mean dick right about now" poster?
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This just says that the gym means nothing when you're already blessed with great genetics
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>>142940209
My smooth little boy
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>>142940383
>genetics
The back guy is the only one on your pic that isn't trash.
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>>142940383
>ack jones
Why is he in this image?
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If the 49ers make it back to the owl in 2024 then Shanahan has been to 4 owls in the last 8 years with 3 journeymen QBs on 2 different teams. Reid and Belichick weren't doing stuff like this before they got their hall of fame QBs.

Screenshot this post, in 20 years from now he's going to be in GOAT conversations.
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>>142940434
josh allen is great though
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>>142940443
Reid lost a superbowl before Mahomes, he didn't lose multiple though.
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>>142937992
>If Caleb Williams wins 5 owls in a row are you going to be saying "why should we care".
But he hasn't, nor has Mahomes. Statistically there's numemrous modern QB's who are better than Brady over the first five seasons, because it was a miserable league for passers in the early 2000's. No one thinks Brady at 44 was better than he was at 34 or 24, yet statistically he was.
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>>142940456
Yeah that's why I said he wasn't trash.
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>>142940383
Mahomes is a victim of his own success. He's never experienced the shame of missing the playoffs or having a bad season so he can show up looking like shit and still dominate the league. We might never see him in his prime since he has no motivation to go into try hard mode like Brady did after he missed the playoffs in his 3rd season.
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>>142940443
Nah. They had their best chance last year and they blew it. Now they're losing Aiyuk and McCaffrey is 28. (It's over).
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>>142940383
When you're 6'5 they let you do it
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>>142940470
Making it to an owl with journeymen QBs like Jimmy G is an accomplishment. Owl appearances should be a plus on someone's resume regardless if they win it. Why do people think losing early (or missing) playoffs is more valuable than making it to the owl.
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>>142940489
>We might never see him in his prime
Statistically he's been getting worse almost every season. It might be good for his success, as it was with Brady, as KC is focusing more on defense and he doesn't have the same offensive weapons, but it's not good for his stats.
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>>142940536
>Statistically he's been getting worse almost every season
His 2022 season is arguably the best season we've ever seen from a QB.
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>>142940443
>loses them all
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If Nick Foles is so great, why has he never started more than 11 games in a season despite having only two injuries that cost him significant time?

Why was he traded to the Rams for Sam “Fucking” Bradford?

Why was he benched by the Rams in favor of Case “Fucking” Keenum?

Why was he just a back up in KC to Alex “Fucking” Smith?

Why was he benched in favor of Wentz after he won the superb owl?

Why were the Jags the only team willing to make him their starting QB?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/jaguarswire.usatoday.com/2019/03/07/nick-foles-market-continues-to-dry-up-which-is-why-the-jags-shouldnt-overpay-him/amp/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/ftw.usatoday.com/2019/03/free-agency-nick-foles-jaguars-contract/amp

Why was he 0-4 as a starter for the Jags? And why have the Jags been outscored by a total of 40-117 when Foles has been in the game?

Why did he lose to the Titans 20-42 scoring only 3 points until the Jags were down 3-35 late in the third quarter while Minshew beat the Titans 20-7 scoring 14 points in the first?

Why did he lose to the Colts 13-33 when Minshew beat them 38-20?

Why did he personally turn the ball over 3 times and lead the offense to 3 consecutive 3 and outs resulting in ZERO points against the 31st ranked scoring defense and was benched for a sixth round rookie?

Why was he benched after three blowout losses for the rest of the season?

Why was a sixth round rookie able to go 6-6 as a starter for the same team?

Why was he dumped by the Jags for a fourth round pick?

Why did he lose the training camp competition Mitch "Fucking" Trubisky?

Why did he later lose his starting job to Mitch "Fucking" Trubisky?

Why did the Bears sign Andy "Fucking" Dalton to start over him?

Why was he a third string quarterback for a pathetic Bears team?

Why is /nfl/, the fags that worshiped Alex Smith and called people racist for saying Justin Fields sucked, right about Foles and everyone else is wrong?
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>>142940526
The problem is looking like you have the most talented team and then blowing it multiple times on the biggest stage. Obviously if he ends up winning 2-3 Owls the narrative will completely change, but right now he has the reputation of a guy who does everything right until the big game and then blows it spectacularly.
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>>142938161
Fatherless behavior
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>>142940557
Not in terms of stats, no. He was lower in every category compared to his rookie year. An extra game made some of his totals look deceptively larger than they were when measured per game.
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>>142940489
>and still dominate the league
hmm
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>>142938222
>they're not getting past the Packers
No need. The packturds will take care of themselves.
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>>142940383
their arms are pretty jacked still
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>>142940590
Those are mostly arm punts. Do better webm schizo.
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What did he meme by this?
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>>142940578
The best thing you can do is let them whore it out and get it out of their systems by their 25th birthday
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>>142940625
>the muttlover is SEEEEEEEEEEEETHING over webms still
kwab
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>>142940567
>Why did he lose the training camp competition Mitch "Fucking" Trubisky?
He got Mitchie'd
>Why did he later lose his starting job to Mitch "Fucking" Trubisky?
He got Mitchie'd
>Why did the Bears sign Andy "Fucking" Dalton to start over him?
He got Mitchie'd
>Why was he a third string quarterback for a pathetic Bears team?
He got Mitchie'd
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>>142940617
This is one of those things that reveals something about the poster they didn't know to keep hidden
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>>142940443
>2-2 in conference championship games
>0-2 in super bowls
Don't care lol
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>>142940526
When you can replace Jimmy Gabagool with literally any mid tier QB that's not really an accomplishment
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>>142940690
that scene had nothing to do with varsity athlete, you brainlet.
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>>142940633
He knows
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>Jags extend Tyson Campbell
I know /sp/ doesn't actually watch football outside of maybe their favorite team but this is all the news we have today

Anyway this is confusing considering Campbell is arguably the worst ball tracker I've ever seen at DB
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>>142940633
Who fucking cares?
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>>142940748
DB is a pretty shallow position right now
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>>142940182
Ravens just signed Eddie Jackson over him, it's clearly a money issue he would rather wait and see if teams meet his number next offseason
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>>142940748
>Jags extend someone who is not good at what they do.
Unheard of
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>>142940708
Since you're a finocch you'd probably know
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>>142940748
And now he's the 6th highest paid CB in the league per year. More guaranteed money than the contract AJ Brown just signed. What are they thinking lol
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>>142940443
Matt Ryan won an MVP and only played on 2 teams.
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>>142940748
Anyone who thinks Campbell isn't a good player is a retard but I do agree it was an overpay
>Campbell is arguably the worst ball tracker I've ever seen at DB
This is probably his only issue. Otherwise he's easily top 5 in every aspect of playing corner. But that glaring issue makes him look awful at times
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>>142940792
Why not just sign a one-year deal with a contender right now then? He could make a good chunk of money and get a chance at a ring.
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>>142940800
>t. pale skinned ginger who thinks watching the sopranos makes him an honorary italian
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>>142940806
gotta maintain the cap floor somehow...
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>>142940793
bortles is the second best QB in jags history
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>>142940822
Not worth the injury risk. He probably only gets one big bite at the FA apple.
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>>142940836
t. zoomer
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>>142940836
Yeah, Brunell, Bortles, Minshew, the list goes on.
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>>142940806
Those paki retards think they can elevate a player's brand by making him highly paid. It also makes the paki retards not look as cheap as they actually are.
Thanks for the cool 1 Billy, Duval.
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>>142940852
bortles never got shot by his girl, though
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>>142940875
Lmfao different urban qb
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i am excited to watch some nfl football this fall
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>>142940875
lol
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>>142940836
>>142940852
>>142940853
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KANGZBROZ I DONT FEEL SO GOOD
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>>142940689
Only the Chiefs have had more success than the 49ers in the last couple of years.
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>>142940901
sorry I use the eye test not your cringe analytics
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>>142940885
yeah recalled that info after I hit post. whatever.
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>>142940905
Oh yeah they're shit this year
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>>142940901
>most yd/game
>highest TD%
>lowest int%
>highest adjusted yd/attempt
>2nd highest comp%
Minshew clears the rest easily
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>>142940905
oh, no, another season with a top 10 pick in a year where expectations should be an all time low. Aww man, what am I gonna do all winter now the mn fentanyl floyd worshippers are gonna suck?
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>>142940914
Objectively not true.
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are the raiders going to unironically start O'Connell over Minshew? O'Connell looked like absolute shit last season
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>>142940784
all you have to do is look at 2020 to see that. passing went through the roof because corner play dropped off the hardest. plus im sure there's a jacksonville tax there too
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>>142940901

Garrard would've thrown for 5000 yards every season if he had DJ Chark at receiver
Instead he had Dennis Northcutt, Matt Jones, Mike Sims-Walker, the corpse of Torry Holt
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DJ Chark couldnt hold Dennis northcutts jock, glad summers almost over
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>>142941031
MJD and his thicc thigh'd running definitely cut into it as well.
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>>142940982
Just depends on what kind of white trash they want to appeal to this year
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>>142940826
OOOOOOH!
Who pissed in your spaghetti, Mario?
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>>142940952
>2020 as half your stats
minshew had a 96 qb rating and it was 16th in the NFL that year
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>>142941058
Northcutt was shit and Garrard almost beat the 16-0 Patriots with him and Matt Jones (they both dropped wide open touchdown passes, Pats won by 11)
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>>142940980
No other team has been to two superbowls and are consistently contenders in the conference championship game. Bucs were one and done. Patriots teams is a dead and irrelevant franchise. It's really just the Chiefs and 49ers and maybe throw in the Packers and Eagles for their occasional playoff success.
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>>142941084
>2020 as half your stats
why not? the mutt-cock suckers use it all of the time to prop up mutthomes' numbers.
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>>142941094
chark is shit also
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>>142941100
>zero owl wins to show for it
I see a total of 6 teams with more success in that image
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>>142941145
Says a bitch-made faggot that has never set foot on the field.
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>>142937748
>finger turning purple
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>>142941122
Chark was a Pro Bowler in Jacksonville
>p-pro bowls mean nothing!
He had 1000 yards and 8 TDs in 16 games that's pretty good
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>>142941187
Pedestrian is what it is
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>>142941159
I'm not saying making it to the conference championship game isn't success, you can be happy about it. But I would take 1 super bowl win over 4 conference championship appearances every day of the week and I'm sure every NFL player would too.
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>>142941187
hes the number 3 option on a team with 0 wide receivers. Hes not good
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>demoted to rb cause he can't catch
Humiliation ritual continues
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>>142941227
imagine the fumbles
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>>142941207
Yeah, but he's better than Dennis Northcutt
>>142941203
Calvin Ridley (another Jags receiver) wouldn't have passed those numbers without an extra game and he just got $90 million
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>>142941236
Dennis northcutt played in a league where defense was allowed
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dj chark wins the award for most decorated player ive never heard of. the absolute state of the jaguars. I thought it was some nickname for another dude
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>>142941227
harder to line up offsides when you're in the backfield, i suppose. At least the mutt won't have to cry like a toddler about it ever again. He'll have to find something new to bitch about to the reffies, though.
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In the majestic throne room of a football kingdom, Patrick Mahomes sat upon a throne adorned with twenty Super Bowl rings, a crown of unparalleled achievement upon his head. Commissioner Roger Goodell stood beside him, listing Tom Brady's alleged crimes with chilling precision.

Tom Brady, once a revered quarterback, knelt before Mahomes in desperation. "Your Majesty, I beg for mercy. Let me serve you."

Mahomes regarded him coldly, then nodded to signify acceptance. Suddenly, honey drenched Tom Brady, immobilizing him. A trap door opened beneath him, plunging him into a pit teeming with vicious bears.

Hours later, a battered Brady crawled from the pit, his spirit broken. Mahomes met him with a stoic gaze. "You have been judged," he said quietly, offering no sympathy.

Alone and haunted by defeat, Brady knew he could never redeem himself in the eyes of the unforgiving king who ruled the football realm with unyielding authority.
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>>142941234
Lol. Then they'll try him at DB, where he'll miss an INT and bounce it right to the receiver.
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Would you?
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>>142941205
Fans would rather their team be relevant. The rest of the teams in that image won one superbowl and became irrelevant franchises. It's really only been the 49ers and Chiefs that are consistently making deep postseason runs.
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>>142941269
Hell yeah I would.
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>>142941267
Just imagine the feast of logs after the event
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>>142941227
This is a good decision. He's actually useful once he actually gets the ball in his hand.
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Jameis Winston is going to lead the browns to the superbowl
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>>142940980
If he literally meant couple, as in two years, then he's right.

>>142941274
So you think Bills fans would rather have those four SB losses instead of just one trip to the SB and a win?
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>>142941274
Who's the "bitch-made faggot that has never set foot on the field" now?
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>>142940964
George Floyd was a literal hero, anon…
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>>142941324
You, the retard that can't tell the difference between two different people replying to your posts.
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>>142941227
Maybe if he puts on some weight but I'm skeptical
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>>142941338
Cope, you're still wrong
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>>142941324
It could possibly be an interesting debate. Like, would you rather the team you root for win 1 SB, and then have a decade never even finishing above .500, or would you rather them make the playoffs for a decade ,including a few SBs, but never win the championship? Knee jerk reaction for me says I'd take the SB, but then a decade of shit would be tough to bear. OTOH, year after year of coming up short would wear on me too.
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>>142941359
^Retard
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>>142941311
him and cooper will have a melty at mile high and that'll end their season, they'll be like 6-7 going in and Winston will finally have a full blown diaper doodoo game while watson watches in a kewl lamborghini jacket utterly apathetic
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Hey, 2074 anon here, just invented a time machine and came back to pick the winning lotto number while I'm young again but figured I'd stop by here to tell /nfl/ that the Owl will be Bears vs Chiefs this year.
And no, I'm not telling who wins.
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>>142941361
Roughly, would you rather be the 2000-2010 Eagles or Giants?
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>>142941361
It's an interesting debate, but
>win 1 SB, and then have a decade never even finishing above .500
does not apply to any of the teams that won owls recently
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>>142941399
>Bears vs Chiefs
sweet jesus, the field will flood with the tears of both team's QBs crying that they didn't get the result they wanted on each play.
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>>142941399
damn another chiefs win. The nfl is so boring
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>>142937748
Sometimes the winners are the bad guys. Sometimes the real winners don't win. Case and point: Super Bowl 58 and presidential election 2020
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>>142941283
In a fantastical realm, an anonymous man was invited to a grand feast amidst towering forests, hosted by legendary quarterbacks like Joe Montana and Tom Brady. At the feast, logs of all kinds were displayed, each representing a quarterback's essence.

Curiosity led the anonymous man to Patrick Mahomes' logs, which shimmered with an irresistible allure. He indulged voraciously, savoring the unique flavors until he could eat no more. Unbeknownst to him, Mahomes' logs possessed a potent essence.

Hours later, amidst laughter and camaraderie, the anonymous man collapsed, overcome by the logs' overwhelming consumption. As his companions looked on in regret, Joe Montana cautioned, "Beware the logs of Mahomes, for their essence is as powerful as his arm."

Thus, the feast became a cautionary tale of indulgence and consequence in the realm of legendary football gatherings.
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>>142941361
Winning the Super Bowl is for sloppers. The real patrician sticks with the team that was built the best.
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>>142941426
oh well, now be a good goy and go buy the mutthomes and kesley jerseys and tay-tay's new album, sponsored by state farm!
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>>142941451
>The bussy posting Brady dick rider anon is obsessed with men's anuses.
Why are Patriots fans like this.
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>>142941459
Taylor swift and State Farm have done more for winning than the entire Shanahan family.
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>>142941488
good goy
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back 2 goonin'
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>>142941506
based
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>>142941506
Please stay hydrated
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caleb williams is so fucking overhyped its insane
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>>142938316
skinhead arc is when it starts being on
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It's that time of year again, the first one is up
>https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2024-carolina-panthers
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>>142941406
Not a bad comparison. The Giants messed it up a bit by winning two in five seasons, and they did have some good seasons sandwiched in there. Would definitely take that over the Eagles, though they did eventually reward their fans with an Owl. The Bills are the biggest heart break I can think of, no way I'd want what they went through four straight seasons.

>>142941416
>does not apply to any of the teams that won owls recently
Right, I was just kind of making my own hypothetical.

>>142941457
Kek.
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>>142941595
Like I need to listen to some faggot about why the Panthers suck
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I've just noticed that I talk to myself, as in genuinely have hours longs talks out loud where I assume the roles of multiple people. No wonder my coworkers are scared of me.
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>>142941574
Seems like the bussy hype at least for this season is reasonable. Nobody is bussy expecting him to be a superstar right away.
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>>142941701
Yeah they are
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Joe Burrow is a faggot.
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>>142941804
nah you are
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>>142941804
You would not say that to his face.
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Joe Bussy
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>>142941866
what's with shitcongo and putting a bunch of nonsense on their food and saying "ZOMG GUIZE IT IS CHI-TOWN STYLE GUIZZZE!!!!"
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>>142941852
nta but I probably would in the hopes he'd punch me so I could sue him for a million bucks or so
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>>142941866
How about just a fucking regular hotdog
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>>142941866
I'll take a Coney or a Memphis please
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>>142941227
This man, along with Justin Reid, fucking win the Chiefs superbowl 57. It's insane how persecuted he has become because Mahomes threw a couple bad passes that nobody could catch and a phantom call.
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>>142941866
My Doyer dogs :)
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>>142941866
I love Chicago dogs, but without the mustard. I don't like mustard.
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>>142941866
Chile, Guatemala, and Argentina sound awesome
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>>142941866
1 of each please
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>>142941870
In the days before replay no one would ever think that's a penalty
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This bills wr might be dumber than toney
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>>142941997
Who?
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>>142942005
Me =)
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>>142940809
Yeah, it’s a stretch to call Matt Ryan a journeyman. He’s one SB collapse away from being a hofer. The 2016 season is one of the best statistical seasons any quarterback has ever put up. He’s hall of very good. People judge him harshly because he dropped off after that year and played a couple more years too long, so he’s often remembered only for that one game and for his slubbish play on the Colts.
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>>142941990
>days before replay
1965?
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>>142942019
I think you know what I meant
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>>142941866
Who the fuck puts onions on a hot dog?
Never seen this once in my life
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>>142942043
Aaron Donald should have been the MVP for LVI.
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>>142942039
That grabbing the jersey has been textbook dpi since the beginning?
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>>142942073
except when jalen ramsay does it
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>>142942043
No, he had one of if not the best super bowl performances by a QB of all time
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>>142942082
Hey I don't have a horse in that fight
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>>142942043
Going back as far as 2000 because I'm too lazy to go farther, here are the ones that stand out to me:
>Kupp: 8/10, 92 yds, 2 TDs
>Eli Manning ('07-'08): 19/34, 255yds, 2 TDs, 1 INT, 87.3 rating
>Peyton Manning: 25/38, 247yds, 1 TD, 1 INT, 81.8 rating
>Brady ('01-'02): 16/27, 145yds, 1 TD, 86.2 rating
>Ray Lewis: 4 passes defended, 5 tackles (3 solo)
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>>142942221
I meant in overall career
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>>142942221
>Brady ('01-'02): 16/27, 145yds, 1 TD, 86.2 rating
God I hate that spoonfed babied cunt
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>>142942293
>spoonfed babied cunt
but enough about mutthomes
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>>142942327
Boffem are
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>>142942335
Is this a loss edit?
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>>142942266
Well then I'd probably say Malcolm Smith, Santonio Holmes, Deion Branch, and Dexter Jackson all were arguably worse than Foles career-wise. Maybe Flacco, who was better on volume but a worse QB. Maybe Kupp too honestly. He's only had one elite season, at a much easier to replace position than QB.
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Why did the NFL let the mutt change his helmet between plays without calling a timeout. Also, why didn't the mutt have to leave the game to get a concussion check in this VERY anti-concussion professional football league after he took a direct hit to his head during a pivotal drive in a playoff football game?
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Name a more JUST player last year, I don't think you can.
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>>142942397
Not to mention he lowered his helmet before contact, not that I would expect it to be called.
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>>142942397
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>>142942457
good little tay-tay fan
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>>142942423
Any redskins players under dan snyder
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>>142942423
dalvin cook.
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>>142942465
I'm not a Chiefs fan or a Swift fan, I just don't care
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>>142942483
cook was clearly about to hit a wall, not that mattison was any better, but the vikings were right to let cook walk instead of giving him a 4-year deal.
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>>142942397
reffies is scared of mahomeboy
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>>142942506
he said while slowly taking off his kelsey jersey.
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What happens in the alternate universe where the Panthers take Stroud and the Texans take Young?
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>>142942525
>scared of this twink mutt screaming at you
Yikes.
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>>142942528
Stroud looks like he needs another year and Young looks like the franchise QB
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>>142941866
Denver and Georgia dogs clear
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>>142940557
>His 2022 season is arguably the best season we've ever seen from a QB.
It's not even Top 4. Marino '84, Manning '04, Brady '07, and Mahomes '18 are all better clearly
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>>142942546
How is Georgia not the worst?
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>>142942372
>>142942376
Damn the chiefs are the dirtiest team in the league
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What player on your team gets injured in training camp?
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>>142942550
Good list, I agree.
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>>142942537
Twinks aren't 6'3" 230 bro. Mahomes would heem the shit out of you.
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Need it?
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>>142942597
They meant to say Guess who's black
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>>142942397
REEEEEEE
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>>142941866
Amsterdam sounds fucking god tier
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>>142941866
>sweden
Wft but still would
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>>142941866
>loaded potato skin hot dog
Yes
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>>142942597
Oh god what's wrong with his back?
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>>142940557
>>142942550
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>>142942646
Just how fucking good was milt plum
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>>142942688
Head and shoulders above the rest of the league that year, but pretty much entirely because he only threw 5 ints.
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>>142941804
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>>142942528
Jags make the playoffs and win the Super Bowl.
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>>142941268
The old cliche, "if they could catch they wouldn't be playing defenese"
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>>142942789
You now remember charles woodson and deion sanders playing WR, and edelman playing DB
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>>142942789
Trevon Diggs should switch back to WR, all he can do is catch
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>>142943008
Yes, would you like to experience it?
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>>142943027
I honestly don't see how the offense could be any worse
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>>142943008
Just one more tank bro....just one more
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>>142943008
>>142943027
>>142943084
Did you guys fire your GM? Might be in for some tough years if that tard is still in charge of drafting
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>>142943166
Yeah
Fitterrer got replaced by Dan Morgan
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>Evan Neal on PUP
Is it safe to say that Neal is an even bigger bust than Ereck Flowers? At least Flowers could get on the field and play so poorly it set the Giants back 40 years as a franchise.
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>>142943166
Height matters y’all
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>>142943008
>>142943084
>>142943166
>trading up for a midget that can’t even see over the oline
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>>142943209
When he had time last year he looked pretty good
He just never had any time cause of a tissue paper OL
If his OL isn't straight garbage this year we'll be able to see if he's really a bum or not
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>>142943203
Even 3" can make a difference
Ask my wife
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>>142943008
And with the 1st pick of the 2025 draft, the Carolina Panthers choose........
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Post a hot take. I'll start. Brady ring chasing on the Bucs sullied his legacy.
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Post a hot bussy
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>>142943330
Running out the clock and kicking a FG to win a game is cowardly and should have an asterisk next to it.
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run out this bussy
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>>142943399
Should have managed your time outs better, chud
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GMFB comes back next monday lads :)
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>>142943330
The Pats' various cheating scandals matter.
Why? Because it gave them a marginal advantage in a game of inches. The difference between a 145-yard performance earning Brady ridicule versus earning him a SBMVP trophy.
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>>142943514
Once some of the coaching staff retire they're going to start leaking what really happened in the Patriots meeting rooms. The league only knows of the cheating they found.
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>>142943514
can you tell us what advantage the patriots gained from them?
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>>142943485
Can't wait to be lectured about how Caleb Williams being gay is A OK by this faggot
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>>142943531
his girlfriend is 100x hotter than any woman you've ever sniffed.
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>>142943399
But if you don't do this, you're universally branded a dumbass.
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>>142943547
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>>142943547
She is cute
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>>142943564
me on the right
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>>142943530
If it didn't help them they wouldn't have done it. The very fact it did is enough, again, in a game of inches (or Vinatieri kicks)
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>>142943547
i doubt it
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>>142943564
>she
Those shoulders are too wide. Wonder how big >her cock is.
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>>142937748
Hard Knocks is so fucking boring this year. Can the Giants be anymore mediocre? The only interesting thing about this latest season is that it shows Saquon Barkley was an asshole
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>>142942735
>johnny poonitas
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>>142943641
Wrong
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>>142942735
>>142943647
Unitas with those Namath stats
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>>142943570
what did they do? deflate balls? not only did multiple teams have balls that were more deflated, the patriots scored more in the second half with the re-inflated balls.
spying? when they videotaped the fucking eventual 4-12 jets in week 1? yeah sorry bitch none of that mattered, goodell simply appeased the public by punishing them far harsher than they ever should have been
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>>142943330
Bryce Young will be elite
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>>142943703
>11 TD
>10 INT
>73 Passer Rating
QBs typically do not recover from this start. Only Josh Allen rebounded from such a shitty start.
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>>142943578
Her broad and pronounced shoulders indicate physical fitness, that is hot.
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>>142940901
God, they don't make them like Brunell anymore
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Serious question why would someone be considered gay or bi if they've only fucked a tranny 3 times in their life compared to the hundreds and thousands of times they've fucked a girl or fapped to girls.
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>>142943867
How BOUT them Cowboys!
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>>142943867
Btw, I'm a Patriots fan if anyone was wondering.
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>>142943766
Anon Peyton Manning was absolutely abysmal his first year
His passer rating was 71.2 and he had 28 ints
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>>142943578
You people are sick
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i can't wait for football bros... it's so close
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>>142944061
nasty skank
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>>142941574
Kek maybe by like 10% of people. Even Bears fans are being cautiously optimistic. There's more people who hate Caleb for non football related reasons than people who love him because of his abilities as a player.
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Nice emmanuel ogbah is back
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>>142944061
Women are fucking disgusting, somebody tell this bitch to go take a shower and wipe that gunk off of her chair.
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>>142942527
>Immediately starts writing a fanfic
Tell me how I know you're a Packers fan.
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>>142941574
Every big sports prospect is overhyped to hell despite the GOAT NFL player being a fucking 6th round pick
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>>142944126
>>142944158
If this isn't proof that homosexuals run the /nfl/ offseason I don't know what is. You guys allowed that homosexual bussy posting anon to post openly, now the general has become a safe place for them. Should have chased him out.
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>>142944061
Is this a man? Please say yes
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>>142944061
What is she doing down there? Why's it so gooey? hahaha
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>>142942528
The Skins have the #1 pick and still take Daniels because they're retarded, the Pats get Caleb, and the Bears trade their entire future for Maye but ruin him.
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>>142943330
The Cardinals are the team with the most SOVL
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>>142942528
Panthers go 17-0 and were saved from the mutt
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>>142943008
>Better Oline, better weapons, better play caller
They'll be better offensively but they wont be able to overcome that ass defense.
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>>142944231
Last year's defense was actually pretty good until they got gassed from being out there all game
They lost a few pieces though
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>fully cleared for camp on the same day that the Giants put it out publicly that they were trying to draft Drake Maye and get rid of him
He's either going to win another playoff game or he's going to die on the field and there's no in-between.
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Your shit team failed to beat the Chiefs when they had no weapons now you stand no chance.

The Chiefs will have a top 3 offense AND defense for the first time in the Mahomes era. 17-0 is on the table if Rice doesn't get suspended.
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>chiefs
>top 3 offense
lol enjoy your new WR1
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DANIEL JONES JUST FUMBLED THE BALL AGAIN!
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>>142943641
I prefer seeing the front office retards getting exposed than seeing players in training camp.
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so why did the jets trade for a player in a contract dispute and not give him a contract?
what did they expect would happen?
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>>142944449
Lameme's balls are wobbly. Mahomes balls are straight and smooth which makes them easier to grab.
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>>142937819
>better at everything
>loses at home in the AFCCG
>gets absolutely BTFO in the owl and scores zero (0) touchdowns
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>>142944472
#NoHomo
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>>142944477
>only reached the redzone twice
lmaoooooooo
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>>142944477
Doesn't count because I refuse to acknowledge it.
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>>142944477
Cite one example of a QB winning a game with 5 starters injured on the oline. It's impossible.
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>>142939063
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdBP6jDOkWY
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>>142944495
can you name the 5 starters that were injured?
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>>142944477
Mahomes has the better logs you chud!
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>>142939340
>full aryan mode unlocked

league is fucked
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>>142944472
That’s what she said
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>>142938316
Is this real?
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Also Duke Shelley back in purple
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>>142944495
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>>142944555
smart business desu
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>>142944555
Wtf is going on
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>>142944495
only 3 starters were injured. joe burrow made it to the super bowl with 3 backups, and his team was able to find the endzone twice. what's mahomes' excuse?
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>>142944555
>duke back
My based short king
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Dak ELITEscott
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>>142944518
https://www.foxsports.com/stories/nfl/super-bowl-kansas-city-chiefs-offensive-line-patrick-mahomes

But this doesn't tell the full story since there was other injuries that occurred before the owl. They were playing backups of backups. Chiefs oline was open wider than a twink's bussy.
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>>142944574
Duke was the lone shining star on the Ed Donatell defense. He's a dog, hopefully he gets back to that level under Flores and it wasn't just a weird scheme fit where he was the only one that got it lol
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>>142944477
>loses at home in the AFCCG
He dominated Brady in this game but the Patriots defense kept Brady alive despite his 3 INTs.
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So the Lions are still a meme right?
They're going 5-12 again right?
The NFC North is still gonna be PACKERSWINLOL right?
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>>142944639
The lions window is slammed shut. They're still employing aaron glenn at DC and no amount of quality FA signings will change this. They got smacked by any halfway decent team in a historically garbage NFC down year. Goof paycheck will be coming due soon, so realistically this season is their last opportunity.
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>>142944061
ok, sauce though?
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>>142944573
>>142944580
is it really that time of year again?
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>Ricky Pearsall already fucked up his hamstring
>Cooper Dejean already fucked up his hamstring

Great white hope bros...
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>>142944649
They were pretty close to an Owl appearance
Defense is a meme nowadays
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>>142944555
Isn't this the guy who got blocked into the shadow realm by a washed up Kenny Golladay on a run play in the last Vikings playoff game
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The math says the Chiefs will go 17-0.

Whenever Mahomes had a WR1 they averaged 30 points per game (see pic).

The Chiefs defense held teams to 17 points per game.
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>rasms
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>>142944681
It's the same concept as why the eagles made an owl:
>daniel jones
>no QB 9ers
>lose
The lions playoff opponents:
>shit rams squad that the lions won by 1 point thanks to refball
>baker mayfield led buccaneers
>lose in embarrassing fashion once 9ers wake up
eagles had a chance, blew it, and haven't been back since. Frankly they've been an embarrassment. The lions nearly got swept by the bears, and late season form packers were in a whole other league over the Lions. They beat nick mullens who threw 4 ints by 6 points./ In-division they're still a joke, and all teams loaded up. Vikings and Lions going to be fighting for 3rd place
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>>142937784
where did you get this picture of me
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>>142944593
>https://www.foxsports.com/stories/nfl/super-bowl-kansas-city-chiefs-offensive-line-patrick-mahomes
>The only Week 1 starter remaining on the unit is center Austin Reiter
this isn't true. Wylie was also a week 1 starter. Chiefs only had 3 backups in the owl.
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How does it make Chiefs fans feel watching Mahomes win an Owl leaning on defense and 1-2 clutch drives late? It was basically their only argument to attempt at devaluing Bradys success.
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>>142944808
>https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/202009100kan.htm
retard
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>>142944808
>Professional sports journalist
Means very little nowadays. For every legit beat guy who's around the team every day you've got 10 more aggregators and literally who hot take artists. Plus content farmers like Dov Kleiman, MLFootball, etc. who misrepresent things for clicks.
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>>142944803
The Superbowl is just one game of the playoffs, not sure why people focus on it so much. Mahomes isn't known for his owl performances. In 2023 he set the all time record of most consecutive playoff games with no interceptions. Not to mention he's thrown twice as much TDs as Brady in the postseason and has the best passer rating of all time.

But yeah, it was cringe seeing him be a game managing defensive baby like Brady in the owl
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>Mahomes isn't known for his owl performances
>But I WILL relentlessly boast about his 3 rings* and 3 super bowl MVPs* every chance I get
*by age 28
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>>142944797
There's olinemen who were injured during the season. That article probably doesn't cover the full extent of the injuries. The oline situation was a cluster fuck.
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>>142944862
doesn't matter. you said mahomes had 5 backups playing in the owl. he didn't, he had 3.
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The tom brady and patrick mahomes debate is so dumb. alot of people are forgetting that tom brady for all of his career was strictly a pocket passer meanwhile patrick mahomes has the ability to run out of the pocket when no one can get open which can open a wide range of opportunities. brady never had that chance so he had to rely on his mind to break defenses. both are great in their own way but comparing the two is just so fucking dumb.
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>>142944589
I wish this was a playoff game so much. It would've gone down in history and surpassed every other stupid play, even the Romo fumbled snap.
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>>142944674
>Cooper Dejean already fucked up his hamstring
for fucks sake
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>>142944614
Guess I'm just gonna have to post this in every thread until you zoomers learn, but the Patriots dominated, that game

>twice as many first downs (36 to 18)
>more passing yards
>more attempts
>more completions
>200+ more total yards
>more than 3 times as many 3rd down conversions (13 to 4)
>2 4th down conversions
>a TWENTY-THREE MINUTE time of possession advantage

The better team (with the better qb) won. Cope, seethe, dilate
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>>142944873
Brady could scramble. It's just that pre-2018 defenders could still tackle and if you wanted to run out of the pocket, you had to pay the price.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq5EBUDiHLs
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>cowboys poster spamming
>brady mahomes spam
>it's le over posters
>training camp news
oh yea, we're getting closer bros
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>>142944797
https://www.reddit.com/r/NFLNoobs/comments/1aw24ni/why_did_the_chiefs_get_absolutely_hammered_in/?rdt=65449
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>>142944803
Thats what Eli Manning did lmao
And people say Mahomes is better than Brady
Lol
Lmao
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>>142944832
>why do people focus on the most important game of the season
I wonder anonerino
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>>142944926
I've already proven to you that two of the week 1 starters also started in the owl.
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Lol I still can't get over how the Chiefs won last year and shit every over fan base up then and there.

Mahomes won with his WR1 being a literal second round rookie and WR2/3 unable to find a roster spot elsewhere when they leave KC (sky moore and kadarius toney)

And the league just let Hollywood brown fall in their lap for the 3peat. Unironically who the fuck can stop them. The answer really is nobody.
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>>142944894
This. If Mahomes had to play in the early Brady era he'd either have to radically adjust his playstyle or he'd be limping to an early grave.

Comparing any stats in the flag football era to the early 2000's is fucking retarded.
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>>142944893
>Passer Rating
Mahomes: 117
Brady: 77
Winner: Mahomes

>Pass Touchdowns
Mahomes: 3
Brady: 1
Winner: Mahomes

>Interceptions
Mahomes: 0
Brady: 2 (*technically 3 but refs saved him)
Winner: Mahomes

>50-50 coin flip in overtime in a game where the defenses couldn't stop the opposing QB
Mahomes: no
Brady: Yes
Winner: Brady*
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>>142944953
Last season was the league's chance to beat them. Now they have Hollywood, Xavier, and Rice. A 3-headed monster. Kelce won't be double teamed so he'll also do better.
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>>142944956
>points
Patriots: 37
Chiefs: 30
Winner (in real life, not in your head): Brady
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Mahomes' WR1 has always been Kelce.
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>>142944974
yea but, like, he's NOT a WR so he can't be, like, a WR1 hehehehehehe
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>>142944966
>Hollywood
butterfingers
>Xavier
john ross IV
>Rice
mental midget
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>>142944970
Still plays football and is relevant to post about in /nfl/: Mahomes
Is a retired boomer talking head that hasn't done anything relevant to football in months?
Brady.

The answer is simple, Brady is off topic and the moderators need to do a better job cleaning up all the off topic discussion about some celeb analyst.
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>>142944894
>>142944955
Brady is a slow moving pocket passer. He's not in the same QB branch as Mahomes which is the branch of scrambling QBs (e.g., Rodgers and Steve Young). Go watch some tape on those guys and you'll learn it is possible to safely scramble.
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>>142944966
Kelce is gonna hit the wall this year. Season ending injury before the playoffs start.

Unless this post gets dubs, in which case season ending injury by week 6
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>>142945004
based
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>>142944974
>>142944981
Except he isn't a WR in how he's schemed, how other teams play against him, how and where he utilizes the field, how it counts against the cap, NFLPA, the other WRs don't see him as a WR and he runs the premiere most tight end academy with other giants at the position.

Travis kelce is the greatest TE to play football and there really isn't any debate over it.
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the mahomo fan is FUMING right now, he's gonna call the janny on you guys
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>>142945004
>can't dispute the fact that Brady won
>because he did
>start screeching about how discussing NFL qbs in an NFL thread is off topic

holy copium Batman
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>>142944953
Mecole Hardman signed a 5M contract with the Jets and he was so bad they benched him for a cheap rookie despite having to eat his 5M contract. No other QB could have won with those guys.

>>142944974
When a TE gets 1,800 yards I'll take your post seriously.
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>>142945038
Brady isn't an NFL QB. He isn't employed by the NFL, he's employed by a television channel
>>>/tv/
Discuss your celebrity worship there.
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>>142945024
i don't give a FUCK about any of that. he had 51 more targets than the next most receiver on his team. he's the WR1. arguing otherwise is disingenuous
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>>142945051
Righteously based
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>>142945051
Please google his name and read to the class out loud what is says underneath.
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>>142945061
hehehehehehehe but, like, he's not
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>>142944803
It's simple. This world is disgusting and putrid and everyone and everything that lives on it are all scum and all deserve to die. I hate this entire world and every single thing that resides in it including you and myself. I hope the entire planet is destroyed along with all life on it. Every waking second of life is pure misery. Back when I was young and naive I was more optimistic and hopeful for my future. Even though my parents were horribly abusive mentally ill drug addicts and every moment of my life was pure misery and suffering and sadness and loneliness I still had hope that I would have a good life and would have a good future. Everyday I lost more and more hope until eventually I grew up and no longer had any hope in fact all I had left where pure hatred and disdain for this world and everything on it. I no longer wish good will upon people I in fact wish for them to suffer. I want to inflict my pain and suffering upon all of you scum. Inflicting pain upon others is the only thing that makes me feel anything anymore. My body has been so numbed from all the pain I no longer feel anything. The worst was the loneliness. Just wanting someone anyone to talk to just a friend or a girlfriend or anyone but I never have had anyone. I've always been alone. I actually prefer it this way now. Being around other people makes me sick and angry. I want to hurt them and inflict pain and suffering on them so they can feel what I feel. I honestly don't know why I don't just kill myself. Maybe I'm just too much of a coward or maybe I just don't care.
Tldr; Life is pointless and I hate everything.
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>>142944955
I kind of give Montana and his peers some slack or more credit based off of the same logic. The 2000's with Peyton and Brady were still physical, don't get me wrong, but there were more QB protections as time went on compared to the 80's and 90's. This clip of Jim Kelly talking about Tom back in 2018 sums it up.
https://youtu.be/mspwRPW4kFs?t=263
If you watch older films, it wasn't as crazy to see QB's get laid out. Montana for example got laid out by the Giants in the 1990-91 NFCCG on a hit that would be deemed dirty nowadays but was standard back then.
https://youtu.be/c8uVZVbexJo
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>>142945061
>he had 51 more targets than the next most receiver on his team
pretty nuts
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>>142945061
An offensive lineman can become an eligible receiver of the football if you announce his number as eligible.

This doesn't make them a WR.
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>>142945090
if your offensive lineman is getting targeted 51 times more than the next most, he's WR1. how tall or fat he is doesn't matter. how much he's getting paid doesn't matter.
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>>142945072
50 percent of people over 30 think this way, sadly. The other 50 percent have kids.
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>>142945063
>Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. is an American former football quarterback
>Former
So he currently is not employed by the national football League and does not work as an athlete?

Discussing Tom Brady now is akin to wasting your breath on Ryan Leaf or jamarcus Russell. It's just off topic.
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>>142944955
We've already seen Mahomes in the Brady era. His name was Aaron Rodgers.
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>>142945112
Thats not how positions are categorized in the NFL.

It might not seem fair because Kelce is transcendent at his on the field play in a way nobody else has ever been at both the TE position, but also in NFL history.

You do not have to declare the TE eligible. He can always catch the ball. It has always been a part of what their toolkit can do. It just has became more relevant in the league as every position continues to maximize their own worth with on the field play. This is a billion dollar industry with athletes making upwards to half a billion in their career.

TE's learning to catch is just the natural evolution of the position.
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>>142945146
I don't give a fuck if he's a TE or a WR. He leads his team in targets every season. He's the leading receiver. He's WR1.
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7 > 3
Simple as
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Kelce pushes off a lot but it doesn't get called
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>#Raiders WR Michael Gallup is retiring from the NFL

Always love the "Fuck it, I'm too old for this" retirements as training camp begins.
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>>142945160
Damn, he's younger than me.
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>>142945007
Rodgers gets injured far more frequently than Brady ever did and Young had to retire early because of concussions.

Not to mention Brady's last owl win (in his mid 40's) featured him going right through Rodgers and his suPeriOr AthLetiC aBiLiTy by dabbing on him. In Green Bay. From the pocket.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve_EPUekfVo

And then outscoring Mahomes and his suPeriOr AthLetiC aBiLiTy by 3+ touchdowns. From the pocket. As a man in his mid-40's with limited mobility.

I'll take the pocket qb, thank you very much
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>>142945133
>Rodgers
Absofuckinglutely not. Rodgers doesn't have a proper leadership bone in his body, and just happened to be one of the greatest at the other requirement for the position in throwing the football.

His attitude issues and self inflated ego made him a poor leader that would choke in playoffs, and then throw everybody else under the bus.

He only won 1 ring, spending most his career in the NFC and couldn't even manage to meet brady in the Superbowl fucking once.
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>>142945155
this

also gronk is better.
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>>142945152
Except it doesn't, and if it did the league would be forced to pay him a lot more.
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I think Brady STINKS. And I also think Mahomes SUCKS.
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>>142945182
>Gronk is better
Nothing in gronks career shows this.
No, ruining your body and forcing yourself into early retirement for 200 more yards and 10 more touchdowns in a singular regular season doesn't make him the better TE.
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>>142945177
>And then outscoring Mahomes and his suPeriOr AthLetiC aBiLiTy by 3+ touchdowns.
In a game he had 4 starters out on the oline.
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>>142945206
Brady seems like the type to not shower
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>>142945220
Maybe they would've stayed healthy if Mahomes stayed in the pocket instead of running around the backfield and making his linemen have to exert themselves more to protect him.
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>>142945194
You can be a TE and be WR1 at the same time.
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>>142945236
Haha yeah le epic maymay and Lamar is an ebin RB tooo cause he rushed a lot because I chortle when I call him a RB cause he has black skin!
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>>142945213
being an elite blocker does.
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>>142945249
haha it do be like that
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>>142945213
Blocking > not blocking

zoomers would know this if they actually played football
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>>142945250
Kelce has been the best blocker on average at the TE position since kelce's career started.
Availability is the best metric and gronk retiring 8 years ago despite being the same age as Kelce lowers his relative value in that timeframe.

Furthermore Kelce is second only to Jerry Rice in playoffs.
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>>142945258
Wrong.
Kelce is going to be remembered as the greatest TE in NFL history and his playoff records remembered in the same breath of air as Jerry Rices. What does gronk have? Lmao i guess his regular season TD record is safe.
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>>142945272
maybe if you're a taylor swift fan I guess.
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>>142945177
Scambling QBs take less damage. Rodgers won back to back MVPs in his late 30s, Steve Young's stats got better as he aged, Mahomes is one of the least touched QBs in the league. Pocker passing QBs are a dying breed. The dual threat mobile QBs are the future.
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>>142945264
>Kelce has been the best blocker on average at the TE position since kelce's career started.
lol you're just making shit up now
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Gronk
>Brady babbby
Literally, figuratively retired when he realized Brady was going to stop carrying him and only unretired to play with Brady

Kelce
>His 1k yard streak started with Alex Smith for multiple seasons
And notably played great with multiple QBs including one known for mediocrity.

I mean history writes itself.
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>>142945244
Can we stop for one fucking day w/ these posts
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>>142945281
No, I can say that with certainty. Just as I can say with certainly Kelce is the best TE to play in NFL history and his playof
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>mahomo has never been the completion percentage leader
this speaks volumes. every elite qb has had it, why cant he?
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>>142945235
Fun fact, Mahomes is also a superior pocket passer than Brady at this point in their careers. He does EVERYTHING better than Brady.
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>>142945220
Was Mahomes' offensive line going to stop Brady from throwing 3 touchdowns?

They lost 31-9 and it could have been much more lopsided if Brady doesn't take his foot off the gas in the 4th. Let's be generous and say Mahomes throws for 3 touchdowns if his line's healthier and the Bucs don't score any additional points (even though they would have since they'd still be trying in the second half). Well congratulations, you still lose by 1.
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>How many bitches did Brady fuck in his first 7 seasons.
>How many bitches did Mahomes fuck in his first 7 seasons.
That's what I'm talking about Bradybros
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>>142945311
>Geno Smith is elite
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>>142945305
kittle is a better blocker than kelce. gronk was a better blocker than kittle. basic math.
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>>142945319
>mahomo is worse than geno smith
damn...
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>>142945315
Mahomes scores 3 TDs that game if his WRs could catch.
You can watch Mahomes sling the ball in crazy angles hitting his interned target in the bread basket multiple times that game and the pass gets dropped in the endzone.

Top down failure from everybody on that team.
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>>142945311
Tell me, how many times did Brady be the completion percentage leader in his first 6 seasons as a starter?
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>>142945324
Wrong again, however bringing up Kittle you can directly see that Kelce is the better TE by just watching those Superbowls.
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>>142945316
Mahomes' wife has a nice ass but yeah, Brady definitely fuckmogs Patty Cuckatini
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New bread.
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>>142945348
kittle disappears in owls but he's still a better blocker than kelce.
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>>142945360
But you're wrong. And everything shows you're wrong.
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>>142945365
No.
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Why are we comparing a 3rd grader to a college postgraduate. Mahomes was a child when he played against Brady who had 20 seasons under his belt.
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>>142945337
Excuses, excuses.

Brady beat Mahomes in KC with ONE good WR who was 5'10 and Jewish.
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Tell me again, how many times did Mahomes beat Brady in the playoffs?
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Oh hey they've already released the script that people will seethe about when Mahomes hits these milestones "GOD THEY CANT STOP RIDING MAHOMES DICK" Without realizing your teams players also have a sheet like this, they're just not hitting the milestones as fast.
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>>142945393
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>>142945387
*won a coinflip in overtime
*won an owl against a team with 4 starters out on the oline
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>>142945350
She's not too bad
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>>142945338
1 nigga. he didnt become a starter until 2001. YOU LOST.
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>>142945392
>pzmpr0o6abed1.jpg
He's on pace to stat mog everyone.
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>>142945406
Brady wasn't a completion percentage leader until his 7th season. Mahomes has only played 6 seasons.
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>>142945396
>won
>won
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