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The next 2 weeks will be us kicking your ass
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>>142939569
I’m ready
>muh per capita
>muh swimming events
>team sports should count one for each player
>sorting by golds/total medals
>europe counts as one
what will the new copes be?
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>>142939569
no one aboslutely cares

list of important world sport events:
1. wc final
2. ucl / euro final
3. 100m men
gap
4. nba final
5. nhl final/hockey ice final men

places 6... to 10000.: triathlon women, handbaball women, beach volleyball women, long jump and pole vault women, maybe ocassional cute pink soles on swimmer women and good muscular posture/buttcheeks on water jump women
places 10001 to 18000: same as above but men
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>>142939638
You faggots care so much you made you own Olympics where Russia won every medal. That’s like best korea tier
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>>142939638
The USSR cared, modern Russia cared enough to implement a whole doping scheme, same with China.

Not as important as WC final but definitely cared about.
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>>142939632
You forgot the Chinese cope of adding Taiwan’s golds to their own. And while they could rightfully add Hong Kong which would have tied it, we could rightfully add Puerto Rico's too to win anyway lmao
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>>142939632
kek, half of it is swimming though. Europe gets the most medals anyways. Can't compete
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>>142939653
no one cared

>>142939673
>implement a whole doping scheme
because MUH NYT INVESTIOGATION said so lol? eat their shit, but dont push onto us
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>>142939569
per
capita
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>Team America coming into Paris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9so8rkrF08
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>>142939779
>Tf
>Tp
Sure Mehmet
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>>142939913
co
pe
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>>142939569
at swimming
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>>142939986
alri Sanchez pipe down
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>>142939779
Good thing I have German blood
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>>142939862
don't pretend. I will say, though, that everyone dopes. You guys just didn't hide it well or pay off WADA like China did.
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>>142939779
damn ameriblubbers went REAL silent after this was posted...
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>>142939569
we are the best sporting nation in the entire world. it feels good honestly.

i don't understand why other countries are so shit compared to us? even europeans come to american universities just to train for olympic sports
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>>142940339
It's a dumb chart. If we were able to break up the athletes we sent by state we would win more medals than the rest of the world combined. California would beat China.
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>>142940604
How does that make sense? Who would win a gold medal who isn't competing already?
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>>142940184
>>142940339
Smartest turkroach
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>>142940632
We’d have a theoretical 49 (possibly 50 depending on how DC is interpreted) more teams competing. Do you have shit for brains, or just skin? How are you not understanding?
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>>142939779
is europe an country
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>>142940632
Europe would still win but there's country caps and more emphasis at giving 30 countries sports they're good at over 1. Otherwise things like snowmobile and fishing and eating would be Olympic events
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>>142940342
Some large Icelandic woman who goes to my undergrad is in Paris for shot put
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>>142940762
That’s the other argument that btfo everyone. Like 70% of the athletes in any given Olympics train in the US for some portion (if not the entirety) of the year. We could count those, but then there’s nothing to argue about.
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>>142939828
Europe can call yourselves one unified Olympic team when you go 50 years without dragging the world into one of your wars.
Clock reset with Ukraine/Russia though.
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>>142940838
>Sl*vs
>evrpean
Yeah nah
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>>142940755
>Otherwise things like snowmobile and fishing and eating would be Olympic events
God damn, say no more and sign me up for all three.
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>>142939779
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>>142940838
it's your war actually
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>>142940706
But the other 49 can't win gold as it is. How is someone who isn't even the best American going to beat every competitor in the field?
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>>142941565
i don't get it either, overall medals they could maybe add a few but not a single gold
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>>142941565
>brackets, how do they work
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>>142939779
this is pathetic lmao
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>>142941354
see >>142941864
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>>142939779
>takes all of europe to topple America
KWAB
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/olympics/article-13664141/olympic-torch-paris-legendary-rapper.html

Ahhhhahahahaa

>"They're not sending their best"
No shit.
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>>142939632
The swimming events are the best ones though
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>>142942055
we're saving our good people for Los Angeles
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>>142939781
Taiwan being a separate country instead of losers of a war is the decades-long US cope
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>>142941354
Every war is our war. The planet belongs to us.
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>>142942055
i think its because hes from LA and LA is hosting it next. they're going to do the preview for next olympics and so its probably gonna be some rap shit
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>>142942055
Who is better than Snoop Dawg though? Barack Obama? Some writer guy?
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USA wins lol
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>>142942055
So who chooses torch bearers, France, IOC, or teams? Flag bearers are chosen by the athletes themselves.
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>>142945580
They are effectively separate, though.

If China could sell Hawaii weapons, make them not do business with the US mainland, visit their leaders without permission, etc., it wouldn't be a US state in reality.

However, the US has bases on Hawaii and full economic control. China can have HK medals.
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>>142941565
>americans are dumb fat mistery meat retards that slave out to their jewish masters while they eat goycattle slop and get provided bread&circuses for donkeys

go figure how they think their retarded argument makes sense
>if we were able to send our 2nd bests we would win
KEK they are retarded mutts aren't they
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>>142939632
pre seething from mutts is always hilarious, rent free mutt faggot
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See you cunts on the water. Please don't ask us to do anything on land tho
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>>142939779
>>142940339
>Entirety of US and China is represented by one person
>nigger germ copes by combining 45+ different people into one score
faggot
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>>142940342
In what sports? Unless it's a professional team sport i have no clue which Dutch players play in the US?
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>>142939632
State sponsored doping program so that your government feed you the nationalistic narrative.
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>>142939779
>>142940339
Since when the fuck is Europe a single country you dense fuck?
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>>142939569
You will rather get shot by some Tyrone in a liquor store than kicking someone else's ass.
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>>142939569
your negroes will be kicking everyone else ass



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