The next 2 weeks will be us kicking your ass
>>142939569I’m ready>muh per capita>muh swimming events>team sports should count one for each player>sorting by golds/total medals>europe counts as onewhat will the new copes be?
>>142939569no one aboslutely careslist of important world sport events:1. wc final2. ucl / euro final3. 100m men gap4. nba final5. nhl final/hockey ice final menplaces 6... to 10000.: triathlon women, handbaball women, beach volleyball women, long jump and pole vault women, maybe ocassional cute pink soles on swimmer women and good muscular posture/buttcheeks on water jump womenplaces 10001 to 18000: same as above but men
>>142939638You faggots care so much you made you own Olympics where Russia won every medal. That’s like best korea tier
>>142939638The USSR cared, modern Russia cared enough to implement a whole doping scheme, same with China. Not as important as WC final but definitely cared about.
No thirdies allowed
>>142939632You forgot the Chinese cope of adding Taiwan’s golds to their own. And while they could rightfully add Hong Kong which would have tied it, we could rightfully add Puerto Rico's too to win anyway lmao
>>142939632kek, half of it is swimming though. Europe gets the most medals anyways. Can't compete
>>142939653no one cared>>142939673>implement a whole doping schemebecause MUH NYT INVESTIOGATION said so lol? eat their shit, but dont push onto us
>>142939569percapita
>Team America coming into Parishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9so8rkrF08
>>142939779>Tf>TpSure Mehmet
>>142939913cope
>>142939569at swimming
>>142939986alri Sanchez pipe down
>>142939779Good thing I have German blood
>>142939862don't pretend. I will say, though, that everyone dopes. You guys just didn't hide it well or pay off WADA like China did.
>>142939779damn ameriblubbers went REAL silent after this was posted...
>>142939569we are the best sporting nation in the entire world. it feels good honestly. i don't understand why other countries are so shit compared to us? even europeans come to american universities just to train for olympic sports
>>142940339It's a dumb chart. If we were able to break up the athletes we sent by state we would win more medals than the rest of the world combined. California would beat China.
>>142940604How does that make sense? Who would win a gold medal who isn't competing already?
>>142940184>>142940339Smartest turkroach
>>142940632We’d have a theoretical 49 (possibly 50 depending on how DC is interpreted) more teams competing. Do you have shit for brains, or just skin? How are you not understanding?
>>142939779is europe an country
>>142940632Europe would still win but there's country caps and more emphasis at giving 30 countries sports they're good at over 1. Otherwise things like snowmobile and fishing and eating would be Olympic events
>>142940342Some large Icelandic woman who goes to my undergrad is in Paris for shot put
>>142940762That’s the other argument that btfo everyone. Like 70% of the athletes in any given Olympics train in the US for some portion (if not the entirety) of the year. We could count those, but then there’s nothing to argue about.
>>142939828Europe can call yourselves one unified Olympic team when you go 50 years without dragging the world into one of your wars.Clock reset with Ukraine/Russia though.
>>142940838>Sl*vs>evrpean Yeah nah
>>142940755>Otherwise things like snowmobile and fishing and eating would be Olympic eventsGod damn, say no more and sign me up for all three.
>>142939779
>>142940838it's your war actually
>>142940706But the other 49 can't win gold as it is. How is someone who isn't even the best American going to beat every competitor in the field?
>>142941565i don't get it either, overall medals they could maybe add a few but not a single gold
>>142941565>brackets, how do they work
>>142939779this is pathetic lmao
>>142941354see >>142941864
>>142939779>takes all of europe to topple AmericaKWAB
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/olympics/article-13664141/olympic-torch-paris-legendary-rapper.htmlAhhhhahahahaa>"They're not sending their best"No shit.
>>142939632The swimming events are the best ones though
>>142942055we're saving our good people for Los Angeles
>>142939781Taiwan being a separate country instead of losers of a war is the decades-long US cope
>>142941354Every war is our war. The planet belongs to us.
>>142942055i think its because hes from LA and LA is hosting it next. they're going to do the preview for next olympics and so its probably gonna be some rap shit
>>142942055Who is better than Snoop Dawg though? Barack Obama? Some writer guy?
USA wins lol
>>142942055So who chooses torch bearers, France, IOC, or teams? Flag bearers are chosen by the athletes themselves.
>>142945580They are effectively separate, though.If China could sell Hawaii weapons, make them not do business with the US mainland, visit their leaders without permission, etc., it wouldn't be a US state in reality.However, the US has bases on Hawaii and full economic control. China can have HK medals.
>>142941565>americans are dumb fat mistery meat retards that slave out to their jewish masters while they eat goycattle slop and get provided bread&circuses for donkeysgo figure how they think their retarded argument makes sense>if we were able to send our 2nd bests we would winKEK they are retarded mutts aren't they
>>142939632pre seething from mutts is always hilarious, rent free mutt faggot
See you cunts on the water. Please don't ask us to do anything on land tho
>>142939779>>142940339>Entirety of US and China is represented by one person>nigger germ copes by combining 45+ different people into one scorefaggot
>>142940342In what sports? Unless it's a professional team sport i have no clue which Dutch players play in the US?
>>142939632State sponsored doping program so that your government feed you the nationalistic narrative.
>>142939779>>142940339Since when the fuck is Europe a single country you dense fuck?
>>142939569You will rather get shot by some Tyrone in a liquor store than kicking someone else's ass.
>>142939569your negroes will be kicking everyone else ass