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>>142941801Final Fantasy is the gayest and most overrated shit ever
Breeding male Cubbie Bears in Maid outfits while watching Baseball
>tfw never had a philly cheesesteakI've just never thought it was worth the money bros
>>142941822>article from 2020 imapcts games from 1997-98don't give a shit about your /v/ news fagit
berds
>>142941867GAY LOOUIS kekekek
doyers
>>142941867god only knows where that beak has been
Ok /mpolb/ for the rest of this thread nobody mention anything about the LGBTQIAA+ community, nobody make racist comments, absolutely no anti-semitism, zero misogyny, and let's stick to baseball. Think you can handle a few hours of that?
>>142942037You're gay
>>142942037piece of cake
>>142942037we coexist in this genny, concern troll.
>>142942046I'm not but good job failing this simple challenge sigh
gay braves kek
>Pete's no longer the Mets' repNature is healing
>>142942175>Mets' repwhat? does he answer the phone when you call the stadium?
>>142942175ORANGE CHEETO
braves fan here
>>142942207Hi!
>>142942207i like the cardinals
>>142942207Greetings! You are welcome to share this space with us!
cub
>>142942366rude to post that, have some class
>>142941867It's about time we hand skenes his first major league L. What better team than my berds?
>>142942037but the homo spearchucking jew cunts are playing today
kill em with kindness
Baseball is not in the Olympics
>>142942468Belli just took BP at Wrigley
>>142942468maid
There better not be a rain delay cubbie bears
>>142942763its looking likely dezu
>>142942598Carnie sport made for babbys pls understand
>>142942598the wbc is baseball's olympics
Statfags will be a thing of the past
>>142942090Are the New York Mets the solution to World Peace?
>>142943004The Final Solution to world peace maybe.
https://x.com/barrybutler9/status/1815718541519102440As much as I wanna joke about this I actually support it, the west side of the city has lagged behind for a while now
>Christian Scott UCL sprainHe wasn’t very good but it still sad to see
they got the power they got the speed
cardinals/yankees world series
>>142943278Almost got that in 2004. Would have beat them too imo. Almost got that in 96 as well.
>>142943356Would love to swing a bat at that berd.
>>142943409He would peck your eyeballs and eat them like dessert after his daily meal of grasshoppers.
>15 games today >not a single first pitch before 6:40 eastern Fuck you manfred
think I’m about to get sent on a 3 day vacation for going off on some UK flags.remember me cubs bros…prob no gamethread tonight
>>142943418>daily meal of grasshoppersjust like my memeiners
>>142942366HEY LIL DONNIE
>>142943424No comfy afternoon bezbawl got ya seethin?
>>142943513BaseballBeisbolYakyuuBàngqiúBay bawBezbawlLuckswingBoreballBoreswingRoidswingFatslideNerdcalculateUmpball>alternativelySoftballPesäpalloRoundersKickballWiffleballBlitzballAssfucking at third base (the St. Louis variant)Cocksucking in center field (the Chicago variant)
>>142943428gakt
Im not a baseball guy but Ive gotten curious about it lately. What is with you guys and statsfagging? Does baseball attract autists for some reason?
>>142943674since nearly every play can be turned into numbers, analyzed, and compared, everything is. it's not that baseball itself is designed for this, just that every other sport really isn't, at least to the same extent
>>142943674its pretty much the sport for stats. zoomers make new stats every day.
>>142943674Baseball is an IRL turn-based role playing game, that's why Japan decided it was their national sportSoccer didn't fit their criteria
Go Sneks>>142942872kino
%xBussy+
>>142942872WBC gets more kino every time too
>>142943594Not to confuse that last one with the Bronx variant in right field
I'm surprised no one has put together some grand compendium of White Sox fails on Youtube, I feel like it'd be great for a laugh. You could update it every year.
>>142943843There's plenty, you just don't see them labeled as "White Sox fail" compilations because they're Hawk Harrelson compilations
>>142943843are the fails even comedic enough for a montage, or is it just a steady stream of failures that's boring to watch
reminder the white sox have won a world series more recently than your team
white sox own ya azz
Go Chadres!
>>142943774meme stat tailored to those that wear maid outfits
>>142943890but they haven't.
can my bravies win a game please?
>>142943963Factchecker.c om says this post is incorrect.
i fell asleep last night, is it too late for taco talk? i just made some with pulled pork and a sriracha (texas petes, fuck u china) slaw. scarfed 2 for 400 cals and maybe 10 net carbs. ama. go phils.
>>142943963
>>142943990>amawhy are you counting carbs/calories? nigga just eat yo food and shut up
>>142943990Based Texas Pete enjoyer.
didnt realize my cardinals were playing right now
>>142944024Falseflagger detected. Cease and desist. Arms up. Keep em behind your head. No sudden movements.
I'm about to enjoy a delicious root beer float and watch baseball. Imagine living this good.
>it's another rain delay episode
reminder everyone on the pittsburgh pirates has fucked livvy besides paul skenes
>>142944008because i accidentally put on too much weight
The only suitable retirement plan for an ump is a firing squad
What drives a man to cuck post?
>>142944053no way are they letting ke'bryan hayes fuck livvy with the way he's been hitting this season
>>142944053reminder that she's mid
>>142944053paul skidmark xD
>>142944069microfluorides
>>142944053False only McCutchen Hayes and Taylor have nutted in Livvy
>>142944080
D O Y E R S OYERS
We're all mettiejetties today!
>>142944109but in reality
Cubs sent scout’s to the dodgers farm system as they gear up to trade possibly Bellinger and/or HappCubgers trade [W]e love it!
LFGM
Yankees lineup is ass tonight I’m not feeling so good lads.
>>142943594>>alternatively>Softball>PesäpalloFree live pesäpallo game broadcast in English on July 25 at 17:30 local time (Finland). https://www.ruutu.fi/stream/4553759After that pic related. Stay tuned and subscribe to the @puna-mustathelsinki2665 YouTube channel.
pepeball
>>142943451I PISSED ALL OVER MY HANDS LMAO
omw to tmobile soon bros this fuckin lineup better do something.
>>142944043thought this was about the phillies twins game and was about to get pissed
LGM
>>142944053subway series starting btw
Rays better not try their showboating home run bullshit with us or they'll be sorry!
>>142944138Cubs are going to get fucked in the ass this deadline.
>>142944255youre thinking of the cardinals
>>142943990>>142944019>two fellow texas pete enthusiasts in my /mlb/A meal wouldn't be the same without some 'Cha
>>142944265fredbird can fit more than just one in there, you know!
This is a Tabasco genny
>>142944287based hot sauce enjoyers, I didn't know they made a sriracha tbdesu
>>142944255top kek. The cubs have a top 2/3 farm system largely due to trades they’ve made. Pipe the fuck down little bitch. Know nothing jackass.
Holy shit we have to get to Skenes he has 35 PC with 3 IP we can't let this shit go on.
>perfect curveball for strike 3>dropped by catcher
>>142944354Sounds like the Mets could use a good catcher like Danny Janssen in their lineup, nobody catches curves like ol' Danny. Gibe prospects.
No reason at all for J.D. Davis to be playing.
>>142944369negative
>moving Schanuel to 5th Excuse me what the fuck?
>>142944405>shouldn't have disrespected the umpies, he's lucky he isn't suspended.
Ump Chads run this shit Best remember that
>>142944138I would be really sad to see Happ go desu.
>>142944388fuck you then bitch
McNeil will hit one into the short porch today.
>>142944426
>Front office firm on committing to running it back with this core group for next yearAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK FIRE THESE IDIOTS PLEASE ROGERS FUCKING HELL
please, fuck my ass...
the phillies need a win today
Are there even people still watching the bluejays?
>>142944453bravesbrah....wait until the 7th inning "stretch"
>>142944461I'm watching the rays but bally's being ass
Gleyber!
memeners will be under .500 by this time next week
im feeling a 1st inning hr in my plums. go phils.
Gaybar!
Gaybar Hooerrez
Lance Lynn just got 2000 career strikeouts. Say something nice about him
Gaybar Whore is
>>142944533he was fun in the last WBC
>>142944446They're aren't many buyers anyways.
>>142944533Big Dawgs gotta eat. Lots of calories need to be consumed to maintain that form. Big Dawgs gotta eat.
>>142944533Let them truckers roll
wew schwarber just missed one
>>142944493so close
ARENADO TAKES PAUL SKIDMARK DEEP!@@@@!!!!
rally doink is rolled bros
>>142944561GAPED HIM HIGHHHH
Profar and Arraez :)
Short porch fucked us twice now. First on the Torres HR, and now Lindor should've had an RBI but Torrens had to be held at third
>>142944605the fuck is cash doing
Varsho delivering kino
Cash whining about something stupid as usual
Good shit Gil :)
>>142944619woops didn't mean to replycute pic tho
>>142944618yea I thought he had a chance but they got it in quickly
>>142944548Running it back is just asking for another white sox tier season, it should be unacceptable if this front office cared about building a winning team. The entire front office needs to resign.
HOW LONG IS THE DELAY I NEED TO KNOW IM SHAKING RIGHT NOW
>>142944644Wow. Bazinga!
>>142944644this is /mlb/
god damn what a diving play
>>142944053
man ass
>>142944728pardon me?
I hope the Phillies lose.
>>142944098mental illness
holy shit what a catch
>>142944751Is she ok?
Not sure I understand that bunt.
>>142944777she is now.
>>142944768reminder that castellanos gets more each year than everyone here could hope to get in their lifetime
tf was quintana thinking with that glove flip, could have been a disaster.
>>142944791Mets cheat
>>142944802
>>142944810Huh? Are you okay anon?
>>142944751go away mets homo
>>142944683if you’re talkin about the cubs game it’s gonna be a while. it’s literally dumping buckets of rain right now. I wouldn’t guess but if I did I’d say like maybe 8:30pm CSTcould also see a rain out, a lot of time the rain will just regenerate and the storm won’t really move west to east as one might expect
smallball kino, lets go white tyrone
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkk, mcneil
>>142944835
Fucking McNeil man. There's absolutely no reason to tag you fuck
I smell a Lindor grand slam
hey mests, kiss the TWENTY SEVEN rings
>game tying hbp after baserunning blunder
>hbpWe did it Reddit!
foul ball
Its like the only way the Yankees can ever win a game right now, is by pitching a shutout. And they don't have the pitching to accomplish that.
Gil is a beast
>>142944912get fucked cheater, people like you need to be hung at the foul pole
>not doing more than tying the game right there
>>142944925And by umpball and cheating
>>142944936
Okay, now score some runs, because the bullpen is shit
>142944899
>>142944945>t-the 27 will just go awaylmao
>>142944945It could be 100 years and we'd still lead the league. Fucking cope and kiss.
>>142944971Cubs are catching up
>>142944492i said this two months ago and now im tempted to search the archives so ill have it ready to shitpost when the day comes
>>142944993
>>142944971cubbies are in sight
>Gay Dee GayvisFuck this
>line drive into the netting>kid flinches>hit so hard it actually goes under the net>bounces up>right into kids glovekek
Twenty seven. the number that makes /mlb/ curl their fingers into a fist in uncontrollable rage.
The Braves have never faced the Red Sox in the World SeriesThe Athletics have never faced the Pirates in the World Series
LOL 27!!!!! seethe!
>>142945014The Seattle Mariners have never faced anyone in the World Series
TWENTYSEVEN
The Brewers have never faced the American League in the World SeriesThe Mariners have never faced anyone in the World Series
I don't care, Mets still suck, and so do you.
mets finna score some runs this inning pipe down so we can all pay close attention
27 what are you going to do about it faggots :)
Fuck both the Mest and the Yaks, New York is a shithole. :)
>twe... twen.... twenny uhhh...
>drove 3 hours to get to truist >4 traffic jams because retards can't drive the minute rain starts pouring >game delayed on arrival >drove back home I just wanted an Arcia chain
Doyers
>>142945056based as fuck yankeechad. doesn't even give 27 fucks but still has 27 rings. fucking based.
>twennyseben
>>142945068fellow Bravebro come by my place and we'll run a chain through you ;^)
Everything hurts.
>>142945013>>142945030>>142945042HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
The Mets are nothing special, because the Yankees lose every game.
/MLB/ KNEELNOW
MY NAME IS JEFF
LETS FUCKING GO FUCK THE SHORT PORCH
WE LOVE JEFF MCNEIL
>m-muh 27 rangz n sheeitkek
what are the phils grand plan? they looked unstoppable the past few months playing smallball, are they only swinging for the fences for the rest of the season to prepare for the playoffs? they look embarrassing, close to being no-hit every other game lately
>>14294511827copekiss
Yanks do have 27 rings though you gotta admit that’s a big number of rings. Your team probably doesn’t have that many.
I don't want to hear Mets fans trash talk their owner and front office after this, when the Yankees owner and general manager are far far worse.
hey mets how many rings do you have? and when was the last time you got one?
>fuhkin carshmin fuck twensbyseben doh kisit
BERDS TAKE THE LEAD
Why are New Yorkers such arrogant cunts? I remember they used to have class...
that's enough out of you new jersey tards
Would you rather take the 4/5/6 or 7 Train for the rest of your life?
Fr though I don’t understand why half of these players are in the Yankees lineup so this game doesn’t even really count desu unless the Yankess win then it does
>>1429451422 and 1986. so whatthis year it will be 3, faggot.
>>142945168I'd rather be shoved onto the tracks than have to take the train for the rest of my life
>rojas swings normally for contact>gets a hitnice
>>1429451687flushing is soul
>Ottavino
>>142945168I've had old ladies hit on me on the 4, but I've also seen crazy guys pacing the car yelling at everyone and no one on the 4. The 7 isn't bad, but people keep fucking jumping onto the tracks to get hit by the subway and delaying it for hours.
>postponed>doubleheader tomorrowle sigh...
>>142945174>3You do realize the Mets will be facing teams who can hit, unlike the Yankees. Just beating the Yankees doesn't make you a world champion.
>>142945203fellow Bravebro we can give each other double headers, if you know what i mean ;^)
you'd think m*nfr*d would save the new york series for the weekend not a tuesday
>>142945107Fucking hell Olbermann is such a faggot
please go get ottavino after three batters...
god damn it rojas>>142945131it's just how baybawl isthey get home run happy after hitting a bunch, stop scoring, return to smol bawl, score
Chadres win! GG Walgreens, see you tomorrow!
>>142945208Mets own your sorry ass stankees lol
>>142945230You're nothing special, we lose every game.
wtf he's safe though
cards wincubs lost
>>142945239source?
>>142945254>saves your comfy blue shirt umpie
>>142945254eye test, I aint no nerd
>think you hit le dinger>don't run out of the box>get thrown out trying to get a doubleffs treaphillies deserve to lose this game
goddammit trea
>>142945273>retard kinolink for webm
>>142945288I don't have a twitter so I can't browse it because elon is a homo
>>142942522I called it and dubs confirmed. 'fraid Skenes is a bust
Alex Young is the best pitcher in mlb
Juan soto won a ring when the world was still normal
cubs brewers at 8:30pm cst
does anyone want to score? twins? phillies? anyone?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHPAUL SKIDMARKHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHAHAHAAHAHAHAHFUCK YOU!!!!! damn i havent been that nervous for a regular season game in a while. Paul skidmark deserved that gapefest.I guess he did pitch 8.1 but still, a win is a win. And against Lance Lynn of all peopleHAHAHAHAH
P00T
can someone make a cubs game thread? I made this image that has the line ups, game starts at 8:30pm CST
God I can't wait for Skenes to be a dodger in 5 years
>>142945423you made that and you don't know how to make a thread?
>>142945423yea bro I gotchaBREWERS CUBS:>>142941801>>142941801>>142941801>>142941801>>142941801>>142941801>>142941801>>142941801
>>142945429Yeah let’s just say I’m having a little trouble making the thread heh
berdsCaptcha:YAYRA
Offered $33k more than asking on a house and just learned we lost. I hate this stuff.
>>142945440you can do it
>>142945446Have you tried being white?
baybaul!
gay ants
>>142945464i've been trying it my whole life. i don't think it helps when buying a house?
>The Phillies will _______ the worlds eries
>>142945446Break in and squat
>>142945447maybe he is (not me) is range banned? you have to wonder. I think we should help him out, the image is already made. plus then the cubs will get their own containment thread>>142944872>>142944992>>142945003
>>142945498>anhero at
Angels.
dubs and Rockies walk it off again
>>142945494just buy a plot of land and throw a trailer on it
>>142945498watch
>>142945497kwab, kwar
>marsh
>>142945507Based
>>142945440I believe in you baby girl
ITFCB
>>142945532>>142945504
>>142945541>>142945541>>142945541NEW ABOARD!
damn wheelerif only someone could score for you
>>142945228Coom status?
Why can't the Yankees get good players like all the other teams in baseball?
>>142945525Hopefully he doesn't have to draw a comic where they lose tonight
>>142945575Because they hate a team that doesn't allow beards
>>142945407>beating the pirates is like a WS win for tardinals fans nowKwab
>>142945501>get arrested>lose my job>pay legal fees>have a criminal record>still have no housebrilliant
>>142945596Against skenes? Yeah. Specially when he went 8.1 IP.
holy fuck how did he make it
>>142945527>girl
the dude who made the Kodi mlbtv app actually updated itbased
Good luck As>Bloss on the bumpoh boy…
I bet Judge regrets not signing with the Giants right now.
>no overall draft pick player has won a World Series in their first season
The Os entered Billy’s activity zone today
Man, fuck this team. Bunch of losers.
>>142944162gimi
>>142945634LOL a shittier team than the stinkees
>>142945653Cubs?
>>142945656Watching the Yankees right now, I find it hard to find anyone who is worse.
>>142945653i like this team.
Mets have always been America's Team.
this is the team
>>142945673No, the Blue Jays have always been America's Team.
Damn it Yankees, the Mets are shooting themselves in the feet. Take advantage.
>Rooker 2run bomb vs the emergency call up rookieThis is going to be a long night
this game would have been 9-2 last month
Though it pains me, I have accepted that there will be no October baseball in the Trop this year and I shall enjoy a stress-free playoff viewing.
well gg twinsI've seen this script before
twins are pretty good base runners
doyers vs jints>>142945746>>142945746>>142945746
>diekman in the 9th
gg rasy just another day with this solid offensive team core that'll surely pop off next year
What a play by Jonathan Ornelas!
Astros getting swept by the A's ... Grim
So this team is always going to keep losing and losing and losing and losing and losing and there'll just simply be nothing anyone will or can do about it huh?Meanwhile us fans are the ones who suffer the consequences.This world.
>>142945764cubbies are lookin solid tho
>sotofucking WHY thomson? what the fuck are you doing
>>142945764Elmer fudd hat
go Sneks
three more outs, lets get a couple runs rn
>rob thomsonThe eternal leaf
>>142945764At least you'll always have 2005
>>142945748c m.
I'm gay.
>>142945751https://x.com/Rangers/status/1815929908494741993
>>142945801>thomson lucks out of another retarded decisionreeeeeee
>>142945815Has cost the Phillies at least fifteen games so far this year
my Yankees will walk it off. i'm not the least bit worried.
dubs and big stick Nick homers and Trump dies
>jankees
DJ Legayfuckingidiotwhoooooo lmao
>>142945834I wasn't aware this meme is now everywhereWIP was talking about it lol
>>142945805yeah we know
>>142945765CubSoxs has 2 good pitcher.
wtf bader
kek mests
>retard fight in the 9th
>city of new york baseballturning this off
It's always a good night when the Yankmees lose
>>142945832>int. walk on JudgeNope they're losing.
>Dykeman coming in for the 9th
>three more outs three more outs three more outs
VICTOR GOES DEEP HIS FIRST AB BACK FROM IL
>dickman
why the fuck did Bohm look scared to swing? he wanted the walk ffs
>two more outs two more outs
>Judge next
>>142945764That's honestly life.
>bases loadedgreat, now they're not going to do shit
>what's the call here
for god's sake THANK YOU MARSH
Cubs are the most reddit team, just like how Chicago is the most reddit city
>>142945802lollmao even
diekman just threw judge a middle middle fastball....
>>142945955lol stfu bitch
How many times have the RISPkees been nobletigered?
JUDGED
>ONE MORE
>>142945943very negative person here
ONE MORE OUT!!!
a JUDGIAN strikeout
>Chudge
>>142945972C A S T YASTYI just prepare myself for the worst
The Yankees are the most anti-clutch team in baseball
diekman pls
>Mike Trout was removed from his first Triple-A rehab game after two innings with soreness in his surgically repaired left knee, the Angels announced. The expectation was that he would return by week’s end. That might no longer be the case, though that part is unclear.
Thank you Casty ffs
>>142945955Uhmmmmm mariners sweeety?
METS WIN
>>142945985This generation’s Ken Griffey Jr.
JANKEES LOSE
27 rings2000 World Series
Subway series used to be competitive.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>142945995Cubspie mogs
Pedro Grifol now has the worst winning % in the entire history of the White Sox.
DIEKMAN OWNS YA STANKIN FRANCHISE
GOOD EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENING /mlb/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to the Mets (yes, THE Mets from the 2022 playoffs) winning the 2024 World Series! Make sure to save your tears for the 2024 World Series Parade, when the Comissioner's Trophy comes back to Queens!>b-but the Mets always choke every year! Their not even the 2nd best team in the division"Ya Gotta Believe!"Hate to disappoint you flyovers, but all the top players are heating up! Alvarez, Lindor, Alonso... it doesn’t matter if we haven't won in almost 40 years, as It's coming back home to queens! And who better represents the soul of Baseball than your beloved New York Metropolitians! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
Aaron Chudge with a STANTONIAN strikeout in the most important at-bat of the season
Sick and tired of this Yankees team. They need to watch NYC FC and the Liberty to see what a winning team is like.
>>14294600214 years4 billion dollars spent0 pennants
DIEKER
twenty-seven outs kiss em faggots
>27 Outs
>>1429460021 ring21st centurymickey mouse stadium
Wait Jake Diekman got a save?
>Stankees
Congrats on winning your world series metpussies, you'll always be nothing compared to the World's team aka the New York Yankees
kiss the rings :)
TWENTY SEVEN C O P E S
This is my message whenever the Yankees losehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUfLg2hBVRw
The pottery never stops
>>142946042he slayed muttzila
>>142945985it's just sad at this point
Spike Lee is an unironic curse on whatever team he supports.
>>142946042That says a lot more about the Yankees than Diekman.
>>142945883>>142945916>>142945937>>142945943What do you call this phenomenon?
Carita is injured FUCK
My message to the Yankees right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34QQ0P2Qk2c
>>142946074Congratulations on getting a save against AA caliber players.
What was he looking at?https://x.com/SNYtv/status/1815935134731739444
>>142946042Haven't you heard? Every single player that was absolute shit on the white Sox become world beaters when they go another team.Look at Rodon, Lopez, Cease, Burger, Keuchel, Lynn, and the man of the hour, Diekman.It's uncanny
>Mogs your mystery meat fag ass lineup
>diekman retired the top of the yankees lineup and struckout judge to earn a save kino
The Yankees are worse than the White Sox
>>142946074don't lump me in with those new yorkers
>>142946105>RodonDoes he know?
Does anyone have the cubs maid? I am famished.
Yankees are the worst team in baseball
gayron gaydge kek
Yup on a real note when do we start investigating the mest for cheating? This is not the same team from may
WEWgg twins, this has been a weird series so far
O'Hoppe not letting us get no hit tonight
Beating the Yankees doesn't add much value to anything. Its like an SEC team beating one of those mid season FCS teams to inflate the stats.
>>142945985Why bring him back at all? You’re 15 games out of the playoffs and it’s almost August
FRIENDLY REMINDER THE PHILS JUST NEEDED TO FIND THEIR GROVE AND NOW THEY HAVE AND THEY CANT BE STOPPED GO PHILS FUCK THE METS BRAVES ARE GAY
Es un plagata y un flagata
>>142945995god damn i love women so much bros
>>142946117>difference of 80 games and nearly 100 run differential
>>142946148It's a development year. They want the young kids O'Hoppe/Schanuel/Neto to improve and learn from guys like Trout.
>angels BLNO Whelp better luck tomorrow M’sbros We’re not scoring the 3 runs needed to win this game
>>142946151>FUCK THE METS BRAVES ARE GAYthis is a fact
>walking in a run>still no outsoh no no no no no
>>142946183Then put trout on the roster when it expands but don’t play him so you don’t destroy his knee for 25 meaningless games
>>142945985might hero sooner than later >>142946062what isn't
>>142946105Rodon was great, inconsistent, and injury prone on the Sox. He's been great, inconsistent, and injury prone elsewhere.Lopez was good to great as a reliever for the Sox for the past 3 years, which he has maintained since returning to starting. It's been 5 years since he started for the Sox.Cease was great and still is.Burger seemed like he might be good when he was on the Sox, but has been mediocre for the Marlins.Keuchel had one good season for the Sox and hasn't been able to hold a team since.Lynn was great for the Sox and then clearly lost something. He continued to be complete dogshit for the Dodgers afterwards. He lost weight in the offseason and is doing better now.Diekman found success briefly for the Rays, but he's been dogshit for the Mets.How do you list seven examples and manage to be wrong on every single one? ReyLo is your closest thing to a point.
>>142946140Yeah. Not even remotely how I expected these games to gogg phils
>>142946126If you're famished look elsewhere I already ate all that ass
>mariners
>>142946063hope Aaron calls him a worthless director
>memeiners fielding
>>142946210both teams seem like they forgot the season resumed after the break
>>142946139The only team that should be investigated is the White Sox.Explain to me how a team can be 27-76 in July? This is shady, extremely shady.
Diekman striking out Judge was like Brock Lesnar ending the Undertaker's undefeated streak.
Hope I don't see this little nigga Bloss again this season
>memeners
Does that same faggot-ass twankees announcer still do his RETARDED puns?
seattle isn’t getting nearly enough flak for how fuckin shit they’ve been the last 6-7 series. they’re playing rockies tier baseball in the middle of a division race
This is painful to watch
Digits determine who stops them come october
>>142946203Personally i'd love it if he just DHed next season. Moniak is a great defender so it's not like we need his defense, just his bat and we NEED him healthy. But that would never happen.
>>142946222should mandate cork one of their bats randomly every game
>>142946126pls no
>>142946235Don’t worry assbro /we/ aren’t winning tonight so you won’t lose a game
>>142946243No one
>>142946222Why is it shady? They’re literally not trying to win and everyone knows it. Just like all the Astros teams who fully tanked to create a dynasty 4 years later
>>142946245If Moniak finds any consistency I think he turns into a really good player their so many flashes that he looks like a dude
>>142946246>only oneAlso corked bats don't work since they require contact. Today 19 straight white sox players were retired and they didn't get a single base runner after the third inning.This amount of badness is never before seen territory in the history of the sport. How do you even begin to rectify that?
>>142946254We are both going to get caught by the Rags at this rate. That’s the worst possible scenario.
GIFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOif we weren't stuck with Rendon i'd love it if they extended him
>>142946243Mariners
>>142946277I don’t think Seattle will finish .500. We’ve been that bad the last month
>>142946275we're going to need a bigger cork
>>142946233Sterling retired
>>142946266Those Astros teams only lost 99-100ish games The white sox are about to lose 130There's a difference here
>>142946243The Mets themselves
>>142946277Rags are currently getting free wins off the white sox
>>142946270Yeah, Moniak is frustrating. He's great when he's on but then he goes through stretches of being absolute shit. His defense is always good though.>>142946283and right as i post that lol
The cheating Astros are going to lose to Oakland again? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahha
>>142946294They lost 106, 107, and 111 At some point Chicago will win 5 of 6 and they’ll end up going 50-112
>>142946243Everyone
>>142946248Why?
>>142946243Noone since Mets won't even make the playoffs
>>142946309As the two division leaders lose to bad division teams
>>142946243Gawr Gura!
>>142946275>how do you begin to rectify that? Trade Crochet and Robert for a gaggle of prospects, draft well the next 2 years while you suck, and win a world series in 2029
>>142946294>sox about to lose 130anon I doubt they’ll finish 5-54
>>1429462431 says neither Poo York team even makes it
>>142946243/hoc/
>>142946418rerolling
>>142946353this guy tanks
Asstros getting BTFODigits decides what I fap to before I go to sleep
"I don't deal with latinos anymore" - Ozzie Guillen
Carlos Mendoza’s a fucking genius for not pitching to Judge until the very last at bat. You could see he was not prepared and had no idea what to do with getting strikes in the zone.
>>142946529Based
>he doesn't get the BLT
>>142946526PTHC
lol wtf
>Yordan is the only person who wants to hit the ball tonightHoly fuck where is Tucker? Maybe he can’t play outfield, but can he DH? I need somebody to wake the offense the fuck up.
>>142946597Not even Tucker would revitalize this garbage.
/nu/>>142946609>>142946609>>142946609/nu/
>>142946608Seth Martinez hasn’t been the same since sleepy Joe sat him for 9 games straight. Our SP is dead, our offense can’t hit when it matters, our bullpen is turning to shit again, our manager is autistically obsessed with RHHvsLHP/LHHvsRHP matchups even with shitty hitters that kill rallies, and we don’t have shit to offer other teams to remedy any of this.
>>142946655Try cheating again
>>142946667Hacking pitch comms is much more involved than using cameras. Can’t do that anymore.
