Suppose India are hosting the next Olympics and you are the head of Indian Sports.What events do you add to ensure that they top the medal table?
>>142946456I dunno, whats the most disgusting sport?
>>142946456Crabcock. Pajeets would probably dominate this and they don't even realize it.
>>142946456I'd say rape, but it seems that France is a serious contender.
>>142946456>>142946481>>142946522>>142946535Street Shitting (Relay)
>Colognemaxxing>loudly talking on a headset>driving and walking in the most mindless way possible>spending the most obscene amount of money on weddings>cricket
>>142946456Is getting hit by trains a sport?
>>142946456Triple Powershitting?
>>142946456all swimming events take place in the Ganges
>>142946456I'd just give everyone bottled tap water
>>142946631Devilish
Iron jeet dumpetition.
>>142946456This scenario is so fantastical I can't even imagine this. India is 50 years away from hosting a flagship international tournament of any kind.
>>142946456The pooping competition.
>>142946456Non-meme answers:>kabaddi>kho kho>cricket>field hockey>freestyle wrestlingThe first two are irrelevant outside South Asia and therefore should be won by India. The other three are sports in which India has had some international success, with cricket obviously being the most popular among those.
rent free baby
>>142946456I'd say yoga.We have seen more meme "sports" than that, so it may as well be yoga.
>>142946952They already hosted the cricket wc a couple of times and the commonwealth games.They could easily host the Olympics
>>142947154There's already field hockey and wrestling at the Olympics. Realistically they could add t20 cricket and have the other two you've mentioned as exhibitions
>>142948872>hosted 5 countries playing the only sport they are competent atok Pierluigi
Human Castles, they would get gold or silver next to Spain (catalonia)
Not cricket, Australiawould win that KEK
imagine if women harassing were a sport
>>142946456competitive toilet dodging.>>142946989had no idea "designated shitting streets" was a phrasing an indian flag came up with.
>>142946456competitive unreadable java coding
>>142946456lizard raping
>>142946456The hurdles would be big piles of poo
>>142948872No one from other nations goes to these matches, they didn’t sell the tickets to international fans and made sure they announced venues late so others couldn’t organise travel packages. Whole thing was farcical
