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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBwZHY0UM58‘This is the match of our lives’ | Interview with Francesco Farioli is up
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grimtolis kurp
/edit/idea the allen iverson pic when he says: practice! We talking bout practice?! But with beanz face
I rewatched Drive out of boredom and all I could think of for the whole movie was this image
>Romano tweeted that the Soulè to Roma deal is about to be doneI honestly don't know if I'm happy or sad, but mostly the latter
>>142955434Roma is the Argentina B team.
>>142955434what the fuck could you even be happy about lol
>>142955470I mean, at least we got most of the money for Koopmeiners (with the Huijsen deal probably bringing more of it like next week if Romano isn't lying), and the Todibo deal should also be done soon, but it feels bad.
>>142955434You should be happy (unless they buy Adeyemi now)
>>142955434idc as long as they pay what >we need
Business idea: Roma pays in Guanciale
>>142955564I'll always be happier if they buy him than if they buy any of the other rumored wingers, I'll die on this hill>>142955571I feel like it'll be less than what >we really wanted since it's money for the Koopmeiners deal, which Atalanta have basically put a deadline on. The negotiations likely got speeded up by that
>>142955641i'm not convinced on koopmeiners, costs too much and we know how it went with many gasperini talents after they left atalanta
>>142955686Not gonna lie, whenever I've seen him on the pitch with Atalanta he's been really convincing, but I also have some doubts. I can see why Motta wants him so much though, Ferguson was vital for Bologna last year and Koopmeiners is basically him but two levels above in many ways, he apparently even gave up on the Calafiori deal for him.He was pretty good at his last club too from the clips I've seen, it's just that it hurts to know that Soulè needs to be sold to get him.
>>142952449>>142952255>>142952049>>142952195HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fun fact: Koopmeiners has such a good football brain that AZ he even played CB for a while because of how good his sense of space and danger is
>>142955856As long as they pay up
>souffle is considered a big transfer in serie ass
Kek sinnus suddenly became a complete shitter since he visited Juventus, warra DNA
personally i never rated him, pic rel when i made the sovle edit. that said, at 25 + 5 we scammed them. at 20 + 5 they made a good deal.
So that's why Romano said that the fee was still to be agreed upon
We wait
>>142955956I didn’t think he’d ever make it just based on the little I had seen of him at jj/jj youth teams where he lacked any kind of physicality but he’s had an objectively great season for a young winger and I don’t think any of the names Juntolee is chasing after are true upgrades. I don’t think €35m+ is too absurd of an ask either considering what Culosevski went for a few years ago. Either way I guess Motta just wants Koop at all costs and is willing to downgrade the wings for a year to do that. Adeyemi is a choice I’ll never understand though because he’s a pure pace merchant and I can’t see him fitting either the league or Motta’s tictocs.
>>142956181Conceicao or whatever his name is could also come, he has the same agent as the one who brought Ronaldo to Jj if I remember well. Would probably be too expensive though, Todibo and Koopmeners would already eat up a lot of money.
According to Pedullà it's going to be 26+4 of easy bonuses plus a sell-on clause it's 2m less than what I'd expect but heh, if the intention is to put them on Koopmeiners I don't think 2m matter much
>>142956181you are right about grimtolo being a shit at selling. but he didnt play a objectively great season anon. he scored 6 goals + 5 penalties and made 3 assists in a retardedly offensive team where everyone played for him berardi-style, a team that got relegated practically in april. also yes, i hate every single one of the niggers grimtolo is targeting even if i never watched them play (but i already know what type of players they are)to be fair, there are 0 good wingers on the market.
>>142955951Sinner started sucking because he got pussy on his mind all the time now
>>142956238>Conceicao or whatever his name is could also comePlease don't meme this into existence, he couldn't even hack it against Fortuna Sittard
>>142956317Then there's Cazzetta and the other retards talking about the Galeno deal being nearly done. When I said that Adeyemi was the best out of all the rumored retards, I wasn't joking.
>>142956347There are at least 3 wingers in bundes and 5 in ligue uhn that are better and fairly priced
>>142956369Mention them so that I can recommend them to Juntolee
Mo this Belgian retard is an expert on wingers (he hasn't watched a single match of theirs)
I got some niaho food but it was way too spicy
>>142956407I watched like five Adeyemi matches and never heard of the Portuguese dudes, not gonna lie
>>142956439Post poopoo pics later
no refunds
*unlocks dybala to printer*
>>142956521A difficult add-on for AS RIomma? Winning literally any titulo
>>142956550that would be an impossible ad on. difficult mean getting 6th.
>>142956521>hurr he's worth 40m>hurr we're only selling him for 35>actually you can get it for 24-25Great deal by Giuntoli, he was truly cooking (Casadei with 0 Serie A matches got sold for 20m and Carboni for 35 apparently)
>>142956592You forgot to mention that Inter works within the concept of Gravinanomics and Jj doesn't
>>142956521>Di Marzio is saying completely different stuffUsual situation, I guess that we'll wait and see
Mo we inCam on France score some fuckin goals
>>142956619Yeah but Inda sold* those players to clubs outside of Italy. Not a single Twitter or /serieass/ meme will change the fact Giuntoli has been delaying a deal for an entire week just to accept Riomma's low-balled offer anyway.But hey, he's cooking and remember the AI songs haha!
Anways, here's Yildiz in Como
>>142956491Im scared
Sinner basically skipped like half of the non-mickey mouse competitions he was supposed to play in due to the most absurd injuries possible, really reminds me of other italian idols such as baggio, ronaldo fenomeno, or del siero who we are all supposed to call the greatest players of all time because "imagine what they would've done without injuries"As if it's absolutely certain that they would have maintained their supposedly high level in any purely hypothetical scenario that would've happened had they not been injured
Mo Jannickus didn't skip the Olympics for fear of getting humiliated by Carlus Alcarazus and Zverus
In a land not so far, nor a time quite thus,Lived a quirky old man who spoke with a lot of fuss.With a flick of his tongue and a chuckle quite joyous,He'd add '-us' to names, making everyone curious."Here's Johnius, my neighbor, with lawns so illustrious,And Patricius, my baker, whose hours are industrious.There's Timmyus, the postman, always so gracious,And Agnesus, the florist, her bouquets audacious.Children would giggle, and adults would sigh,As he christened each name, watching days go by."Good morn, Alexandrus," he'd say with a grin,"How fares you this day? What trouble you in?"The town's folk all knew him, yet none could deny,His manner was odd, and they could see why.Yet in his small world, each name had a story,A twist of the tongue, a little more glory.So, raise a glass to this man, though his logic is thin,For he made life more cumbersome with his jeers on a whim.A jester with words, his charm is quite lacking,So say hi to the man who adds '-us' to all without slacking
>10% sell-on clauseWell we all know it's AS Supermercato, that's great business by OUR Cristiano (School of Mensis)
>>142956238>ConceicaoHis numbers seem pretty unimpressive for the watchourliga plus 3 nepo babbies in the team is too much >>142956309Yeah the market is shit but selling in an area where you have less depth to buy in an area where you have decent depth just seems bad in principle. Sancho is the only one of the names that interests me even a little but he’s pretty wishy-washy and Motta is a demanding coach
Just unfollowed Soulé on Instagram
>>142956884I honestly don't rate Sancho at all, dude has no mentality and he can literally just dribble, nothing else. Players who act like children should be kept far.
>10% sell-on clauseTEN PERCENT!?! Absolute masterclass... if Juventus didn't need the money now
did the argies just get our r-rigged?
Reminder most shitalians just can't accept that Bossetti killed Yara despite objective proofsKind of like they can't accept that Baggio was in any way at fault for not winning the 1994 WC despite him (comically) missing the decisive penalty in the shootout
Yara? The island from Far Cry 6?
>>142956948>objective proofsno such thing (and the same for Rosa and Olindo)
>>142956962I now remember the ROCCO.B.COMMISSO villa from one of those co-op missions
Has anyone ever seen a non-AI generated video of Yara? I personally haven't. I don't even think a person named Yara Gambirasio (lol!) could actually exist.
Fikette are so cute in the stadium bros
>>142956884sancho was good but he’ll stay at manure unfortunately.id say Juve without a decent winger/2nd striker wont win anything again like in the past season, regardless of motta, allegri, jesus christ or whatever, but……but since beans has come back >we’ll be a whole different team
>>142957016based frog bro
Meanwhile, Udinese got steamrolled by a dubai club
>>142956975>TESTED dna traces on the victim's underwearEHHHHHHHHHH BUT THIS ISN'T PROOF BECAUSE........ REASONS>some retard wrongly translates a phrase that some random arab poorfag said in an unknown contextIT'S HIM 100% HALLA GOGNA HAL ROGO FOZZA CHIELLO
Bluds wearing the same color :skull:
James Rodriguez would be nice, but he's already old, Fernandez-Pardo also looks good
>>142956920He’s clearly ‘good’ when he turns it on but yeah he’s been supposedly been depressed for a while and has always been habitually late and a bad trainer. It would have made sense as a loan but now it’s a big risk. >>142957046I think Motta is just willing to work with mediocre wingers like he had at Bologna but even there he had Bearlets. I still maintain Boga would cook with this squad (literal perfect profile) but jj probably don’t want to invest in a 27 y/o
Mo depression is real
>>142957125It's real when it's used as a mean to justify poorfag idols such as Baggio, Ilicic, and Bossetti
Reminder Bossetti and Osama Bin Laden masturbated to anime porn
>‘Idol Messi, I followed Zidane, but I am Adzic’ Just started 5 different fanpages about Cadzic, AMA
>>142957125depression=porn addiction but they don’t want you to know this
Time to unlock the 3331 formation with no wingers and 6 central midfielders
>>142957183Probably the only factor that doesn't actually indicate that bossetti did it and isn't a proof of that in any way and YET it's the one thing that made shitalians more prone to accept that bossetti is guilty
>'Idol Pacciani, I followed Zodiac, but I am Bossetti't.Bossetti
SLUUUUUUUUURP
>>142957274Masturbating to anime is a crime because most of those characters are underage (pedophilia) and just because they're drawn characters it doesn't make it less disgusting
Did blud really go to the stadium without any friends to livepost it on this Laplandic pear-growing community?
>>142957256> chadzic new serie ass nickname’s unlocked
reminder space after the meme arrow = merd student so you're allowed to make fun of his questionable life choices
>>142957332Really based
>>142957282>France x USA peak goyslop
>>142956908Do you already follow La Aria? Not even a footfag but hers are great and she's Esmeraldamaxxing now too (she listened to my advices)>>142957363Thoughts on „“?
Reminder Bossetti supported Shitaly in the 1994 WC
>>142957404I do, on both accounts & with notifications enabled in one of them
Poorfags can't accept it's bossetti because they self insert as him. As soon as they find a random ngubu or arab to frame bossetti will be released and the poor Abdul will be presented as 100% guilty without any possible doubt. I suspect this will happen in case Meloni needs a diversivo to calm the masses or to distract the popolino from a crisi di governoAlso soule is actually worth like 5 million if we actually look at how he plays but because of serie ass' low standards he inflated to 30mln, roma got scammed hard
Finnbro wikifeet (banned in Europe btw) page when
Juventus will submit their first official bid for Teun Koopmeiners as soon as Matias Soulé deal will be signed, likely to be next week. Juve will also sell Dean Huijsen this week and then bid for Jean-Clair Todibo.Personal terms agreed weeks ago with both players.
>>142957482Why is he like this
>>142957532Slotted the Caryll Rune backwards
This summer alone, the Next Gen appears to be generating almost € 50M in revenue:Enzo Barrenechea € 8M + € 3MSamuel Iling Junior € 14M+ € 3MMatias Soulé € 26M + € 4MOf course it can be sour to think on the 'what if' of certain players, but the plan set out in 2018 is bearing fruit.
Mo the bossetti pic with his dogs and cat isn't AI generatedSeriously just look at it
>>142957385I wanted a qt to bring me goysludge :(
"What if"? No, I set my sights on a "What will", so to speak: Livano Comenencia starter.
https://youtu.be/6m-XjkRZ_iY?si=_7UwxwPG9t6OgrKiHe said he’s a ACM but can also play as a CC
>>142957510Wait wait wait, so Giuntoli doesn't have an agreement with Atalanta ready BEFORE selling his most interesting asset? What if they rise the price? Is he retarded?
Why is he seething at Bossetti now?
>>142957661Ita an edited pic of Hugh Laurie
>>142957683Stop giving him attention retardAlso it's just the hot topic on twitter, like Turetta months ago
>>142957670>"What if"? No, I set my sights on "What will".Andrew Ryan-esque
>>142957702“I am Andrew Rallegri, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his defenders? 'No,' says the man in Napels, 'it belongs to the poor.' 'No,' says the man in Rome, 'it belongs to Er Sistema.' 'No,' says the man in Milan, 'it belongs to the referees.' I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose… Juventus. A club where the artist would not fear the censor. Where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality. Where the great would not be constrained by the small. And with the sweat of your brow, Juventus can become your club as well.”
spotted at the olympics
>>142957510SURELY atalanta won't sell their supposedly best player (not actually true btw) for peanuts to a direct rival now that they're an enstablished big serie a club and especially after having won a major european trophy, RIGHT???????? After all they're absolutely NOT a succursale!
kys grimtoli
Succubursale
wtf they varred the Argentina gol after 2 hours
>>142957814What is he planning...
>>142957814lol
New SW Outlaws gameplay leakedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAkA6TMSlIE
>>142957722What if? No, I set my sights on what will.In this world, the timid and the uncertain linger in the shadow of 'what if.' They are prisoners to the hypothetical, bound by the chains of doubt and fear. 'What if I fail?' 'What if they reject me?' These are the echoes of a mind that has not yet embraced the boundless potential of human will.But I, I am a man of vision. I do not dwell on the nebulous realm of possibilities; I forge reality with the hammer of determination. 'What will be,' I say, and in that proclamation, I carve a path through the dense forest of uncertainty. It is not a question of if I will succeed, but when. The power to shape the future lies not in idle speculation, but in the resolute declaration of one's intent.'What if' is the mantra of the dreamer who never wakes. 'What will' is the anthem of the creator who bends the world to his design. I look upon the vast expanse of tomorrow and see not a canvas to be tentatively touched, but a masterpiece waiting to be painted with the bold strokes of action and ambition.In Raptinassa, we do not ask 'what if.' We ask 'what will,' and then we make it so. We are the architects of our destiny, the masters of our fate. The doubters and the dreamers will watch from the sidelines as we build a world where the only limits are those we choose to ignore.So, what will you do? Will you cower behind the uncertainty of 'what if,' or will you step forward, eyes ablaze with the fire of purpose, and declare 'what will' with unwavering conviction? The choice, my friend, is yours. But remember, history is written by those who dare to say 'what will' and have the courage to make it a reality."
*slurps*
>>142958155Bvll
Jun-ho Bae
>>142957682It's somewhat of a good idea since it makes the players usually turn down the EPlel offers, it was seemingly about to work with Calafiori but his price rising after the Euros and Sartori not wanting to do business with Jj after the Motta move killed the deal.
>>142957682>>142958357i did something opportunistic for once and tweeted the journalist that used to follow AZ around. I was very surprised how quickly and that he answered. He said that personal terms have been agreed quite some time ago already and that there is a date they agreed on that Jj has to make a deal with Atalanta before Koopmeiners starts looking somewhere else.Of course this sounds like a big gentleman's agreement but at least it's something.
>>142958357Sure, you sell two of your most promising players, Atalanta is aware you have some budget now and suddenly rise the price of the player you've been chasing for months. Now you're stuck with no midfielder and with no promising CB/promising winger.That doesn't sound like good business to me.
>>142958485Doesn't work if the player himself forces the move by turning down the other options though. You can't force a transfer if the player doesn't want it, just look at Huijsen's situation.
bad deal if it's true that west ham was willing to offer 30M cash.just threat the player to next gen/tribuna if he doesnt accept, that shit always works
>>142958547And who says Atalanta wants to sell him, or even better needs to sell him? The only way I can see them lowering their asking price is out of gratitude (lol) towards the player. That's the key difference here. I have no idea if it's already happened between clubs or not, but if Giuntoli still hasn't found an agreement with Atalanta and at best it would be just a matter of sending an official bid to the club, then this whole operation is laughable.
>>142958641They already have a replacement lined up + they aren't going to keep a player that wants to leave
>>142958641It comes down to the relationships between the clubs and the relationships between the player and both clubs. Atalanta and Jj have a good relationship, and Koopmeiners actively wants to leave, with a price that both clubs have seemed to have agreed on (which is like 60mil).What's the point of refusing the transfer if it brings in money and you have already gotten plans for a replacement? It even fucks up the relationship between both clubs, which can be a problem on the long term for further business.
>>142958657>They already have a replacement lined upFor which Celtic is asking more than they're willing to offer.>they aren't going to keep a player that wants to leavePlayer could just accept to stay for another season with the promise he'd be sold next year. Koopmeiners' contract expires in 2027, they can sell him next year without the players' value going down much (unless injuries).>>142958740Giuntoli values him 40-45m at best according to Romano. A price Atalanta will just laugh in your face and move on. Now you see why this strategy seems totally dumb?
Thing is koopmeiners is fucking garbage and atalanta plays 3 times better when their entire game doesn't revolve serving him to make him look good since he's a jewventus target (kind of like cagafiori btw)
>>142958795It'll come down to negotiations here, but if the deal happens it'll definitely end up being around 60mil. It's the priority signing, and Pedullà reported that the offer would raise as soon as Soulè is sold.
Ventidue e ventidue
>>142958901See? That's the point. IF the deal happens. You're selling two players to fund a future transfer with the assumption it is going to happen. That's not a good strategy, at all lol.
>>142958981Genuinely why would Atalanta try to fuck up their relationship with Jj and their own player even though they've used the process of selling players to bigger clubs a thousand times? They're asking for a price and Jj is raising the necessary money to pay it.
>>142959084You're still completely missing my point lmao, whatever I guess.
>>142959197I get the point of it being risky, but there wasn't much of a chance to do otherwise anyway.
>>142959227Maybe find and agreement first with Atalanta and then, once the Huijsen and Soule sales go through, finalize everything'? Again, maybe they did that already and nobody knows about it but I find it pretty hard to believe.
>>142959307I mean, there's a price that Atalanta asks for, but there's still the negotiations left afterwards. Having an agreement with the player can make the price possibly go down at times.
>>142959370Negotiations which should've already happened, really.
>>142959439Usually the agreements with the players are found first, and it's hard to negotiate with money you don't have. I guess we'll see, there may have talks before, we don't know about everything.
>Adeyemi-Juve is a difficult operation: expensive and there would also be an auction. Ditch: escaped from >Juventus want to define the defence and the midfield by the end of this month, as then in August there will be the attack to settle. Take your time Mr. Giuntolee t. John Albanian
What happens in the ditch?
>>142959674Raspadonkey music intensifies
>>142959674>>Adeyemi-Juve is a difficult operationI need a hero
>>142959674adeyemi fucking sucks man, paying any money for him is a waste
Seriously though, if Milik is sold, buying a shitters like Raspadori or Retegui as replacements is the worst idea ever. There's much better choices abroad for a lesser price.
If zingaro were to suddently look at his sides he'd find nobody
>Saddam Huijsen to one between Sborinthemouth, Stuttgart and Wolfsburr for around 25m (bonuses included) and a 20% sell-on feet.John the Slammer
Stuttgyatt
>>142960263So basically sell-on fee is the new loan + obligation?Masterclass from Cristiano, as per usual
>>142960195There’s a deep delusional part of me that thinks there’s still a good player in Rasp somewhere but he’d be far from the first choice and isn’t a proper no.9, Retegui sucks. Milik is not good but it’s also starting to seem like more trouble than it’s worth to replace him this window
Thiago Motta interview at Sportitalia tomorrow at 15
Mo Milik is better than Rasponi and Retegui
>>142960393No, but he's worth less, and if it's to replace him with no better players then keeping him is better.
>>142960407Retegui and Raspadori are better than him though?
>>142960427Meh.
>>142954332>17:00 1.FC Nürnberg - Juventustick tock, Juve
>>142960431Who's the best player you got (possibly in the LB/RB role)
Reminder that even Nurnberg has more pepe edits than bbilan
1.FC Nürburgring - Juvetus
>>142960461Coached by GT Sophy
>>142960472Rubber banding kings we are so back!
i miss tici
>>142960535kys belgiotoli
>>142960535Bro what
Belgio #1 got his latest dose from a spaccino in Perugia or what
But what happens in Perugia apart from the Umbria Jazz Festival, Eurochocolate festival and International Journalism Festival?
>>142960546no>>142960552>delusional schizo rumors all summer>too incompetent to secure they grimmer targets anywaygrimtolis dumpster dive is a bit too grim fra
Understand Juventus have made direct contact with Karim Adeyemi’s camp today.Talks have started on player side after interest revealed in June.Juventus have presented contract proposal to Adeyemi. No club to club talks with Borussia Dortmund yet.
>>142960535This but Bonko
>>142960628Why do all the rumors now contradict each other kek. Jj mercatos used to make sense once upon a time
>>142960650All that the (((media))) is doing is a shotgun approach so they'll get something right by accident.
Shogun approach
>>142960627Even if Giuntoli is grim at times, Paratici was a thousand times worse>>142960628Don't tell me that I've genuinely memed it into reality
Shoigu approach
"The Shogun Approach" in terms of the football transfer market could be conceptualized by drawing parallels between the strategic, disciplined, and methodical tactics of a Shogun in feudal Japan and the strategies used by football clubs in managing their player transfers. Here are some key elements that might define such an approach:In essence, "The Shogun Approach" to the football transfer market would emphasize a strategic, disciplined, and holistic method to building and maintaining a competitive squad, ensuring long-term success and stability while adapting to the ever-evolving landscape of football.
Erica status?
Marika status?
>>142960736Horncastle'd
>>142960745Messmerbros...
>>142960720Apparently she's gone of the deep end and is cutting again
Reminder that if Todibo and Adeyemi join Jj, it is entirely my fault.
Belgiuntoli
>>142960628what the fuck lmao
Hornsent: PalestiniansMarika and the shaman village: da joos
Gatti is Dryleaf Dane
Gyatti
Thiago Motta demanded that there be certain names and certain players and that the balance sheet be put in the background. Juventus starts from a difficult situation but still has around €450M of structural income, higher by €100/150M compared to Inter and Milan. Juve has a strength that, once the accounts are balanced, is superior to that of the other teams. Motta and Juve have devised a clear technical project
Zinedine Koopmeiners
The clear technical project:
If by the time Teun is announced the shirt is still without sponsor, I'm getting it
>>142960790Your days are numbered
>>142961440If it ends up working, I'll need an apology
A$AP Rocchi
>>142961440So are mine (I'm using a Gregorian calendar)
>>142961511NFS Unbound reference?
>>142961538Y-Yes, just completed my first race (while waiting for GT7's reinstall)
>>142961553Idk if you're the same Italo, but that 'Full House' trophy can actually be done via the matchmaking menu making it trivial to get into a playlist with 7 others
>Juventus are following Monaco midfielder Maghnes Akliouche (22). >>142672931Fugg...
>>142961570Good to know, can't wait to be done with it already
>>142961599Just two more... races
>>142961496I'm the first one who apologizes when he is wrong. I honestly think Todibo can be an alright player, he is just overpriced, Adeyemi is really just awful. Best scenario is he pulls a Krasic/Douglas Costa and has good 6 months until every defender knows he only has one move
>>142961650Source on the girl?
>>142961671A_whole_eternity
>>142961650I feel like at least he has some actual CL experience, the rest of the team has basically never played at the big stage in Yurop. Worried about possible injuries and his lack of versatility when it comes to his game, but for some reason I kind of believe that it could work if it happens.
>>142961582The Near to Aouar’s L, the anointed successor…>>142961650Costa’s problem was only his injuries, no defender could touch him while he was fit
>Douglas Costa
>>142961686But enough about the wait for a 60fps patch for RDR2
>>142961671iris.vallaranii>>142961692Eh, let's see. I hope Dortmund demands too much
I don't know how I haven't seen that before, but Nabule's admin shat on Tuttosport's rumors lelhttps://x.com/sscnapoli/status/1816001379141288262
>>142961733>check out her stories>it's her with some eurospin Moise Kean
They're REALLY making me want to buy that shirt
>>142961785Duccio, i beg you. Do not look up Stardust House
i'm addicted to monogatari fras
I looked up monogatari thinking it was a pasta type
>showing of her tummyPandering to the /seriea/ audience too I see
>Russia Is Returning Ukrainian POW’s Bodies Without Internal Organsbased?
You Just Know™>>142961891Mijn hemel...
>Assnal fans are getting hyped about Cauliflower>as a LBDeeeear calcio gods, give him a flop of a season and my soul will be yours
>>142961991im not sure if anglos have colonialism in our genes or if its just the ugliness of our women but i made some thick ropes earlier watching some grainy footage of a fully clothed rusky bint because she looked a bit native americandid miranchuk and malinovskyi ever make up?
>>142962097What did er palazzo mean by this?
His Italian :3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MFmjkDeUJs
>>142962066One of Chelsea's speedy negrus will rape him and the fans will want his head on a pike.
>>142962552*laughs in loan with option to buy*
>>142957308Age of consent here is 14
just what are Fiorentina cooking, fras?clearly they are upgrading from Ser*s to Croats
>>142966378la vaticANO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAYwpc6N3tY
https://twitter.com/MagicalAdeyemi/status/1816069882120712410This is considered a great goal by “new football customers around the world”
Even Thuram protests the shit new jersey
>2 more days of workits impossible
NOTIZIE SUL MERCATONE LAZIO???!??
>>142966759https://www.paginegialle.it/lazio/mercatone_uno.html
>>142966871unfortunately he’s well and alive, and chasing a brand new nigglet, pic rel
someone give me a quick rundown of Souleis he the classic le cut inside winger or more like Dybala?
>>142966974>trying to get nafri fansSorry but those guys only bandwagon Marseille and or Barcelona/Real Madrid
Gm sirs.
>>142966985the former, except he’s as slow as dybala, but less technical (yes, even at *that* speed) and with a lot worse shot. also he has the same passing vision as dybala: null. no refunds.
>>142966994GM GM
>>142966985yes
GM /seriea/Latest transfers>Chukwubuikem Ikwuemesi (Salernitana) to OH Leuven <1.8M>>Giuseppe Ambrosino (Napoli) to Frosinone <Loan Transfer>>Joseph Ceesay (Malmo) to Cesena <Loan Transfer>>Dailon Rocha Livramento (MVV Maastricht) to Hellas Verona <600k>>Norbert Gyömbér (Salernitana) to Al-Kholood <Free Transfer>>Marcos Antônio (Lazio) to Sao Paolo <Loan Transfer>>Luka Romero (AC Milan) to Deportivo Alaves <Loan Transfer>>Jan-Carlo Simic (AC Milan) to Anderlecht <3M>>Thijs Dallinga (Toulouse) to Bologna <15M>>Marco Curto (Como) to Cesena <Loan Transfer>>Ché Adams (Southampton) to Torino <Free Transfer>>Mattia Viti (OGC Nice) to Empoli <Loan Transfer>>Antonio Tikvic (Udinese) to Watford <Loan Transfer>
>>142967199>Ali Jasim (Al-Kahrbaa Club) to Como>Davide Bragantini (Hellas Verona) to Mantova <Loan Transfer>>Alen Sherri (KF Egnatia) to Cagliari <300k>>Andrija Novakovich (Venezia) to Bari <Loan Transfer>>Nicola Dalmonte (LR Vicenza) to Salernitana
>>142967199>>Marcos AntônioThis man used to have an edit...
Escuchen, corran la bolaSon de Marruecos pero inmigran hacia europaCruzan a pie, con un bebéLos españoles ya no saben que hacerAunque cierren las fronterasAunque los dejen entrarEl problema sigue estandoPorque se ahogan en el mar
>>142967242should have learned a long time ago that Shakthar is included in the group of "no refunds" club, especially if they are selling brazilians
https://youtu.be/Hq9Qws0apm0?si=9FrODMJ4v9tDBu0Cthere is way too light on the damn beach and i cant see very well, is it chadzic the one who did that scavetto in the end of the video?
>>142967386Yes
>>142967454thanks hype’s increasing
Buongiorno /seriea/
>>142967549I will now watch some ducce playing pallamano
>Maghnes Akliouche will sign new deal at AS Monaco today, done and agreed.Literally who are the retards who said that Jj wanted him
If I like a watch that costs 20 and I offer 13 or 14, they won't give it to me. If they give it to you, you are better. If the others then direct you by saying how much they have offered, then there are the "showgirls" there
You cant suffer in the low countries
>>142967586Why would anyone like a watch that costs 20? Casio watches are for nerds
>>142967675You've just been TunaOil'd, gjge
>>142967684TunaOil wears an homage (kek) watch of the Cartier Tank (very feminine watch btw)
Ahhttps://x.com/Udinese_1896/status/1816398945414705574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt33J415Zbc
>>142967771what the fuck
>>142967771
>>142967771I guess I am now udinegru lifelong
>>142967771APUBROS
>>142967771>it's real
>>142967771stupid lazy fucking grimtolo slept on this one as per usual
>>142967771Bro what the
>>142967771CALCIO
>>142967771wew
>>142967903>there's a very high chance it's gonna appear on Udinese's kit in the next EAFC game
>>142967771holy BASEDI will now support udinegru
>>142967771kek.guess udinese is going to be the official /seriea/ team
>>142967771lol, lmao even
>>142966667>>142966682>longsleeve>adrianoBased
>>142967628White girls wearing orange just has a certain effect, just wait until the field hockey gets started oof
>it's not your teamFUCK. Friulibro I'm so jealous
dutch tummies?
>>142968133Her ass is fake btw and you and I both know why she spends so much time in the middle east
>>142968133No I only care about long dutch legs
>>142968133This just looks ugly, there's no tummy in here, looks like a fake image
>>142968141at this stage I don't care if its fake as long as it looks the same on videos as its in (edited) pics
>Roma to offer 30-40m for Dovbyk
>>142968161If they get him, I'll genuinely start to worry about Roma as an opponent. They're doing incredible market.
>>142968173Their bench is really shit doe
>>142968178Pretty much, but Dovbyk is no joke of a striker, and Dybala with Soulè is also up there in terms of danger if it works out for them
>owling Riomma this early in the season because they bought Souffle lmao
>>142968203I mean, they need a striker, and if they get either Sorloth or Dovbyk they'll already have a pretty good attack
>>142968213A pretty good (starting) attack, a mediocre midfield and a okayish defense. And again, no bench.Truly a team to fight for the scudetto
But what exactly is the 'Riyadh Seasons'?
>>142967771r/italy bros, I guess udinese is our official team! This is epic!
>an ukrainian refugee and Soufflé >incredible marketPick one
>>142968293Le Fe(r)e doe
>>142968293I just didn't expect Roma to actually spend money to be honest, I thought that they'd buy random shitters or do free transfers
>>142968133>10/10 from the waist up>3/10 from the waist downreal shame
>>142968310You mean the other way around right? Horse-face, gritted down teeth, cheap hairdye job and pancaketits that need 3 layers of tight firm support to shape them into something
>>142967549
Fellini's movies are terrible.
>>142967771I take back all the mean things I said about udinese, this is hilarious
>>142968342>Horse-faceclassic comment people make when it's impossible to criticize some girls facial features>gritted down teethcant see them in the pic>cheap hairdye joblooks well done so why would i care?>pancaketits again we cant tell from the pici'm not surprised tho since you're always the one posting the ugliest bitched on /seriea/
>>142967386Jesus, Locatelli sucks at basketball too
>>142968408https://www.tiktok.com/@itsveradijkmansHere's your daily spoonfeeding, next question please
>>142968420don't have shit-tok
>>142968427Me neither, but that's the fun thing about these links! You can simply open them and it takes them to a whole different website where you can read and watch things! I'll break it down for in in a way you understand:Step-by-Step AdventureOpening the link:When you see a link click or tap on it to open it!Magic Time:Once you open the link or press "Enter" after typing the URL, the adventure begins! Your device says, "Hey, I need to find this website!" and sends a message to a big computer called a server.Finding the Treasure:The server looks for the website you want to visit. It's like a big library that knows where every book (website) is. When the server finds the website, it sends the information back to your computer.Opening the Treasure Chest:Your device gets the information and starts to show it on your screen. Now you can see pictures, text, and everything else on the website! Isn't that so cool!Exploring the Website:You can click on more links to go to different pages. Each link takes you on a new part of the adventure!Good luck little explorer!
>>142968470i clicked on the link duh, but it literally asks me to login to tiktok.btw i just googled her and i stand by my opinions
Roma is a better built team than jewe and bbilan but big guai
>>142968420I genuinely don't understand how is your average 15-20yo dude supposed to stay sane and not fry his brain with these tiktok sluts
>>142968293not that much of a stretch when even grimtoloids dumpster dive gets hyped up
>‘Skibidi Toilet’ film is in the works from director Michael BayThis is relevant to /seriea/ because of the anon having lava-like diarrhea yesterday, and thus being stuck on the toilet
Fiat so irrelevant only the 500 is on the list agagagagagagag
kek
Toyota chads stay winning
>>142968622Hollywood is really running out of ideas huhnext they're going to come up with a biopic of Allnegrus
If fonseca manages to get top 10 in serie a next season it's a miracoloIf motta doesn't win the league it's a fallimentozzo of epic proportionsJust stating objective facts
Keep trying twitter spaz
>>142968671Already in the works with steve buscemi as allnegru
>Bonaventura to the Saudi league
>>142968671I would definitely watch it
>>142968704Ralph Fiennes*
>all the Dortmund fans praying for Jj to buy AdeyemiHe cannot be THAT bad, or can he?
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu he can't just get money, he has to stay trapped in a failed league like serie ass until he's 40 because muh petrodollari are le bad
in a world of sterlels/sakas/williamses/lmaos/adyemis/marcusthurams/oscimmiens, being a fagioli scholar is getting more and more difficult
>>142968633>no Miata:)
>>1429687373 goals/1 assist in Statpadding: The League but is valued at €30-40m, it would be the greatest scam in their history, which is saying a lot
>>142968737he’s braindead also epic 3 goals in a ded league designed for braindead negrus lol
>>142968764None of the players you mentioned got disqualified for betting, except for Fagioli
>>142968779I might have genuinely memed it into reality, I'm sorry anonhttps://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1816416602323145187
>AS Monaco are set to sign 17 year old George Ilenikhena from Antwerp for 17M, following Lyon's hijack of Georges Mikautadze
>>142968786Can't wait you see praising Giuntoli for this deal in 2 weeks
>Jewe wasting the Koopmeiners budget on a literal pacy negroLove to see it
https://x.com/BlackYellow/status/1739729531827798206World class player in 2024
>>142968764Soccer has evolved past frociazzi midfielders with le piedi di velluto (and that's the best thing that ever happened to the sport)Pirlo is the one of most overrated italian players of all time and gattuso-seedorf carried him
>>142955856This>>142967771Imagine the influx of udinese fans to /seriea/
adeyami is just the *egru januzaj
>>142968830Both analbanians therefore negru is a given
>>142967771That’s brilliant hahaha
>>142968830early career januzaj had a brain and was atleast somewhat creative>>142968812>waste money on an even worse playerthe incredible grimtoli
Koopmeiners is a worse player than Bossetti (innocent unlike Baggio)
>>142968883>calls him Bossetti instead of il BossettiPathetic
We all have to assume that whoever the Brazilian penalty taker that was supposed to go after baggio would've 100% scored his penalty so that roby has 0 fault like good goys
Baby Bossetti 2
>>142968799Depends on the price he pays, but it all started because I found his haircut funny, I cannot believe it's happening
Mo this belgerrone thinks he memed the deal into reality
>>142968941I will personally choose to believe that I did since nothing fully proves the contrary
>>142967771KINO
>kikko to tottenhamHuge upgrade for him btw
My guilty pleasure is watching the countries parade in the opening ceremony and putting on a funny accent for each country name.
>>142968622Wait is this real? I thought it was a meme
Should've been a bit brighter imho
>45 million eurobux for thisI'm about to commit multiple hatecrimes
>Thiago Motta has converted Tim Weah into a striker. The American exploded in this role as a youngster. I don't know if it's a Gazzetta schizo moment or an actual thing, but jezas
>>142969087Wasn't he a striker originally in the first place? I knew Lille played him on the wing most but still
He plays as a forward in the USMNT but they will say this is a Thiago Loffa totally original genialata
>>142969107I mean, if it can help and save some money, then I'm all for it. So far the best role that I've seen him in is as a FB, but if he can be versatile it's just better.
>Huijsen at Bournemouth is almost a done deal, Juventus have accepted the Cherries' proposal of 18 million euros plus bonus and percentage on future resale
>>142969087he’s just a shit, and embarrassment for every good willed Juve fan. a bag of shit which never deserved to smear the sacred Juve jersey and he needs to be gone now or actually yesterday or actually 1 hour after he did his first training session at la continassa. another “giuntolata” btw at 12m + add ons euros when he could have signed at 0€ six months later, and with huijsen getting sold for 15m + add ons.
Nuuuuuu why isn't Acciuntoli selling Hosen for 50409683409580 GAZURILLION other clubs would've certainly spent that sum for him! ACCIUNTOLIAUT!! btw I masturbated to Faccioli pics a hundred times today
>>142969209>btw I masturbated to Faccioli pics a hundred times todayStill more understandable than masturbating to bagasha lehmann
>Dortmund are asking for €45m-€50m to sell Adeyemi. Yeah fuck off, I thought he'd be worth like half of that after the shit season he's had
Drinking grapefruit juice
unironically missing ‘tici
feel like pure shit just want bonko back x
>Dean Huijsen to Sbornemouth, here we coom! Verbal agreement in place on €18m deal plus sell-on clause for Juventus. Huijsen has agreed on long term deal at #AFCB with medical tests to follow.>Juventus plan to bid for Jean Clair Todibo as soon as Huijsen deal is signed.Based, spanish shitters OUT
But /serieass/ assured me ZebraXZempre???????
>>142969330Unironically good, dude cannot defend to save his life and turned down a fuck ton of clubs. I'm telling you that not selling him now would mean that he'd ask for a gigantic renewal next year.
Today is the chance for me to finally rate Pafundo
Why did koop renew just before he put in a transfer request
Mo just saw a group of Belgios coming out of the train station. Kilmarnock is down that way ya frickin bum get the fuggoutta here
Che Vergogna! Non siamo una società seria! Al di là che quei Token sono un prodotto fake e stupido, niente da propagare ai propri tifosi (!!!) "pepe the frog" e diventato un meme della destra estrema... ma a Udine chi se ne frega?Non c'è etica non c'è una visione a lunga vista
>>142969348>cannot defend to save his life >turned down a fuck ton of clubsi would ask myself a couple questions thendefensively speaking he fucked up only with lazio, all the other mistakes were made while passing and it’s normal for his age based on his playing style
>>142969412Trvthnvke, also this person clearly doesn't need to percepire the reddito di cittadinanza
name 10 defenders who can defend
>>142969415I'm not saying that he has no potential, I'm saying that he seems to have a big ego for a dude of his age, and it's a pretty big red flag. Wish him the best over there, but I feel like it would've gotten similar to the Hasa situation if he stayed.
>>142969438The entire Croatian outfield players one second before the Zaccagni equalizer
>>142969445Which was offside btw but G. a D.
>>142969234at least i hope the price tag will discourage jjuntoli from going further
>>142969510>he doesn't know
>>142969442he has enormous potential because he already has a perfect technique when it comes to intercepting, blocking and reading the play, while he has to improve in man-marking and physically. as for his passing/playmaking, he is simply the best cb i have ever seen and that includes thiago silva and marqinhos. also he scores goals, and 5 goals from a player who’s supposed to score zero can make the difference between winning or losing trophies. but actually the whole point here is>weah : 12m + add ons>huijsen : 18m + add ons because grimtolo couldn’t sell the shit players like the one above that he bought himself
No.142969464 don't @ me for the next one hundred years tyvm
>>142969464You can reply to me as many times as you want :)
>Atalanta, ecco le nuove maglie: Acqua Lete main sponsor per tre stagioni
>>142969570fake napoli
Adriano Lete Ribeiro
>>14296943810. Zinho vanheusden9. Rolando8. Vratislav Greško7. Juan Jesús 6. Vidic5. Nelson Rivas4. Francesco Coco 3. Christian Ansaldi2. Mikaël Silvestre1.Cyril Domoraud
>>142969234> overpriced pace merchant negru shitter with no other identifiable skillJuntolee is cookin'
Tonight, schop returns
SPAGNA, FORMAZIONE UFFICIALE — (4-3-3): Raul Jimenez; Perea, Keddari, Gasiorowski, Julio Diaz; Belid, Chema Andres, Hernandez; Dani Rodriguez, Iker Bravo, Diao.ITALIA, FORMAZIONE UFFICIALE— (4-3-1-2): Marin; Mannini, Mane, Chiarodia, Bartesaghi; Ciammaglichella, Lipani, Di Maggio; Zeroli; Pafundi, Camarda.
>>142969829>spainWhy always us
>go ahead eaglesI just remembered that the netherlands cant be a real thing
let's go azurinni
>>142969881Go Ahead Eagles really sounds like some Nigerian team
>camarda and zeroli in about 5 minutes
>>142969881Nooit Opgeven Altijd Doorzetten, Aangenaam Door Vermaak En Nuttig Door Ontspanning, Combinatie BredaThis is the name of 1 (one) club
is Rayane a male's name?
Mo let's see if the giovani can win it
#Soulé is worth 40 #Huijsen 30, #Barrenechea 15-20. So, don't be fooled. And let's wait for the final balance to be found, it certainly wasn't blown
>>142970012>it certainly wasn't blownme after a date
Thiago Motta on Federico Chiesa: “For now he’s Juventus player, then we will see…”.Juventus plan remains the same: club and manager both approved Chiesa’s exit for this summer.Juventus want Chiesa to leave the club in order to make profit.
>Camerda already divingCan he at least try to make an effort
oh it's the gypsy ref that refballed Spain against Denmark, that explains everything that will happen in the match.
anyone got the tici apology form?
>>142970083If a girl is bad at it I obviously do not enjoy it, but when she's really good at it my mind starts to wonder how she got to that point and all the experiences she's had before me, making the blowjob unenjoyable as well. How to cope?
>Luca Mazzitelli is set to sign for Como (Sky Sport)>Manchester United and Inter Milan intermediaries are discussing a possible swap deal for Aaaron Wan Bissaka and Denzel Dumfries (Ornstein)
James Hornsteincastle
>>142970152DIY
James Hornsentcastle
24/25 Triestina home shirt, available now on http://triestina1918.it. The first collection in a new partnership with Kappa.
>>142970152arguably the funniest picture on wikipedia
>>142970308Giorgio Forattini really outdid himself with this one
ciamaglichella
if Pafrfrundi had a bit more muscle mass he'd be really great.
Now that was a tackle
How did a pole end up among the Spanish ranks?
>>142970442He has a good center of gravity, could become kind of like how Hazard was if he manages to use it well
>>142970388lol
>>142970465volunteer battalion in the civil war.
>>142970465we're everywhere nigga
The Need for Sneed? Met.
>>142970542all or 12% ?
>watching a meme u19 euro tourney when Negeri Sembilan are playing
>>142968133I will post this on Twitter today, i feel like third worlders will love it
>>14297056012,07% of players on PSNProfiles that have the game in their account have the platinum
Vomited
after just one season spent mostly just training with Scamsuolo Lipani has become the squad's fraud, coincidence?
>>142970565Jerry Cardioanale flying to Malaysia as we speak
Spain is playing like Italy and Italy is playing like Spain.
>>142970442He needs some of that atalanta special Gatorade
>>142970531bullshit, last time I checked the earth's poles none of you were there
>>142970542I got platinum on Late Shift
>>142970574platinum inflation then
>>1429707080,6% of regular PSN users, obviously people having accounts on trophy hunting websites are going to have higher completion percentagesEven something like RDR2 has 2,50% on the site and ~0,1% of PSN users
>>142970686Erica status?
>>142970745nerdazzo
>it ain't me starts playing
>>142970745This is now the time where I flex my GTA IV platinum, proudly unlocked back when I still didn't have any idea of who jaydecrutledge was
I would like her to whisper dirty things in spanish into my ears tbqh
>>142970782I kneel
>>142970782Based
>>142970647you didn't look well enough ;-)
>>142970794Why would you hear about her snatch though?
Kek camardino ectoplasming
>0 Lee
>MerdoliThe FBs are the best on the pitch, because this attack cannot shoot
that Irish seagull is built like a B-25.
>concha de tu madreso Di Maggio really is as Amerindian as he looks.
>>142971030he is clearly half sudaca
Jonas Harder IN
>camerdahe needs to bulk up
What an absolute slurper of a match
BartezzaGOD
I've seen enough they're going to get birded by a goal on a counter
Juventus plays tomorrow :)Where to watch Nurnberg - Juventus live in italy?The match between the Zweite Liga side and Juventus will be broadcast live exclusively on DAZN on Friday, 26 July at 17:00 CEST.Where to watch Nurnberg - Juventus live abroad?The match at the Max-Morlock Stadion will also be broadcast live on our website (https://www.juventus.com/en/video/), but only outside of Italy, with commentary in English available, except: Argentina, Austria, Belarus, Bolivia, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Croatia, Ecuador, Germany, Guyana, Hong Kong, Hungary, Israel, India, Indonesia, Kosovo, Macedonia, Montenegro, Paraguay, Portugal, Poland, Peru, Romania, Russia, Serbia, Slovenia, South Korea, Switzerland, Suriname, Turkey, Uruguay, the USA, and Venezuela.
Camardino no :(
>>142971287I hope he doesn't lose his hair over it
That bvll of ebone solves it
>at 17:00 CESTIt's too hot, I might pass out as Adzic's first masterpiece
>its already 17 Kill how well im using my time
The Dutch hockey girls already getting ALCARAZ'd, Sinner could never
Wtf, this shit has extra time?
Me? Not clicking in any Olympics pic featuring girls becuase I don't want any spoilers
>>142971416wtf Soule was dutch all along?!
>>142971416worse than the handball ones btw
fir me; it's a threesome with the Italian ping pong duo.
Thiago Motta's pre-match interviews are so fucking generic and boring holy shit
>>142971435Odd fact: One of the handball girls is dating Van Der Vaart
>>142971480Ehhhhhhhhh but muh avra
>ebola
>ceppone
KOJIMAAAAAAAA
Ma fanno cosi schifo sti cazzo di giovani
>>142971490when did he turn into a Hollywood producer?
>>142971540giocaci tu con la spagna, fino ad ora hanno annullato giovani fortissimi
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu why doesn't allegri field young players from the u23 (he actually did) KRANDE THIAGU AND GIUNTOLUS SELL ALL THOSE BABY SOPRAVVALUTATI LET'S BUY BOLLITOMEINERS
Trying too hard
>>142971589Reminder Chungus Muttus had the best best squad in Shitaly at Bologna and which would've won the scudetto by a 10 points margin against Sfinter but somehow barely managed to scrap a 4th place (against Allegri with a relegation-tier team)
>replying to yourselfSummer classes must be out and he hasn't had his banana yet to prevent another melty
good job Bernardi.
ma dio fa siamo migliori di sta spagna
So proprio fortunaty haha
Shitalians will say conceding that goal was just Sfortuny
>corto muso'd by asspain at least a couple of players look like they will make it.
HAHAHAHA KORTO MUSSO XK ALEKRI E UAN MERTA FIFA TIAKU MUTTU
Looks like the thread schizo woke up
>>142971465Nice try, ping pong is not a real sport
>>142971465Cute cheeks
>>142971830>UAN MERTA FIFAI don't get this part
>>142971850tell that to breakdancers
>>142970747Haven't bought it. I was searching the genre and there's a new decision game with a Jap incel that looked amusing.
Every 'sport' that involves judges giving scores to determine how to win isn't a real sport. Simple as.
>>142971909I accept gymnastic (both types) and diving because I have my reasons
>monghelé
The reasons being noncery and one-piece swimsuit fetishism
Piero Angela is basically the italian equivalent of bill nye the science guy but he's basically considered the modern leonardo da vinci because italians are easily impressed
>>142971909This is the endgame of xGcels btw
Do academy coaches teach how to shoot nowadays? It's surreal to see the amount of players who can do all the dribbly stuff in the world but not shoot a ball on target
>>142971981Same shit as with Baggio, he's considered the Shitalian Messi but unlike the argie he didn't win crap
how the fuck do you miss that?
>>142972029Unironically kurpa of the belgiuochisti (read: anti-allegriani)
>Zeroli
>Fiomerdina wants Muttuidit.Matteo [redacted]
>>142971981>>142972035Same with Barbero being considered the most important historian in history
as always I wish Spaniards nothing but failure in every sport they partake in, I rate Mane, Ciammaglichella and Chiarodia a lot and all the Milan kids could easily end up playing for Como and Monza.Subscribe for more.
>>142971981>>142972035>>142972074Same with Bossetti being considered a monster worse than Pacciani
>0li>CamerdaSasuga bbilan talenti
Of course the one talentuozzo that 'talians told me was actually good (zerolus) is probably the worst of the milan bunch Bartesaghi, who poorfags don't rate, was italy's best player of the tournament
>>142972074>Barbero being considered the most important historian in historyLiterally by who?
Bartesaghi was born in Erba. You know who else lived there? Olindo and Rosa.
>>142972153The Mane guy was also pretty good today
>>142971981only has a career because of his father and being a chad lite
>>142972168we are talking about italians
>>142972169>Olindo and Rosa.Obbiously guilty but no it must have been the random ngubu because........ reasons
>>142972153first good match he had midwit
>>142972168exactly
>>142972225It's the only match in the tournament where he actively tried to be more offensive, he defended really well in the other games but so-called defensive experts ('talians) didn't notice thatAlso warra coincidence that he didn't start in the match where shitaly conceded 3 pere against zelenskyland
pretty tired of making the glue desu
Speaking of Historians, reminder that Herodotus lived in Calabria
>>142972153Without the Milan players italy wouldnt have made it out the group stage
Penalty for Argentina!
>>142972287Start making foam then
>>142972168unimi students probably
https://x.com/stalker_thegame/status/1816435698007699568S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 delayed to November 20, 2024. Developer Deep Dive video coming August 12
>Fiorentina are set to sign Andrea Colpani on a loan + 15M option to buy from Monza>They are also interested in Tanner Tessman and Weston McKennie
>>142972458The only relevant vidya reveal in August will be Civ 7's gameplay
>>142972504>not caring about the announcement of /seriea/ Simulator 2025
Bord-ACK!
tessman >> muttuidi > colpani
>>142972730>>142972730>>142972730>>142972730>>142972730
colpani>>>> tessman>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>muttuidi
>>142954438Based
