Mens Football - Japan v Paraguay
>>142956144>France
go usa go japan
this isnt a general two more games are on
PARAGUAY PARAGUAY PARAGUAY PARAGUAY PARAGUAY
I hate this country so much
>>142956144thats one ugly ball
>>142956186Do you suffer in Paraguay?
Just realized Barrenetxea didn't make it to the team. What a shame
PARAGUAY LOOKING DANGEROUS
>>142956094thanks breh
Silly BritishMcGuire doesn't play for Blackburn
well played Japan
hell yeah
Why are Japan goals always so kino
>>142956303it's over
how did these shitters qualify
MITO SHUNSUKE
Bring back /spa/
webm of the goal?
paraguay bros...
>>142956428too much SOVL
The national sport of Paraguay is soccer (football). Soccer holds a central place in Paraguayan culture and is the most popular sport in the country. It is widely played and followed with great enthusiasm by people of all ages. The national team, known as "La Albirroja," has a strong following and has participated in several FIFA World Cup tournaments.
>>142956428They have the power of anime on their side
>>142956435Didn't they beat Brazil? Mais grande do mundo...
>>142956160Be afraid, muricans. Be very afraid.
>>142956471i need to download red alert 3 again
>>142956520based RA3 CHADalso 3-0
YAMAMOTOOOOOOOO
DAMN what a strikejapan is actually looking really good today, it's not even just paragay being shitters or something
HELLOMOTO
NOOOO PARAGUAYgatitooooooooo :(
>>142956571Japan always plays well in the olympics
koki saito looks hecking based, he's already in europe it seems
>>142956604I wasn't implying they were bad before or somethingIt's more that every other team I've seen was playing quite awkwardly
Japanese GK is good but he's too cocky, is going to cost the team at some point...
>>142956692what are these odds for?
4-0
Every paraguacho is obligated to watch anime now.
i forgot how cucked the BBC is with the olympics nowa month of discovery for £4 aint bad
unbelievable finish
Japan came for blood this half
5-0 fujio kinda cute no homo
Japan please, I'm starting to feel bad.
Holy shit JapanAre they always this elite?
How on earth this guy has not been benched?
>>142956959I started feeling bad around 15 min ago.
who gives a shitit's rigged for the Africans anyway
i feel bad for gatito
Based JapanUSA coming up next
>>142957065Give it to me straightWill we also be just as humiliated as Paraguay just now by the French?
>look away for a few minutes>5-0jesus
Look at all those unpatriotic fucks not even singing. Talk about the land of the free.
>>142957008It has already happened
>>142957103>FrenchIFA refereeing>on France soil>and French olympicsPossibly
i here for olise
>camera comes near our token white guy>they cut it off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMJMhCRG7PY
>>142957103Yes.
>>142957103It might be painful
>argie refsIT'S FUCKING OVER
Well game's over. Time to go sleep for an hour and then go to work.Wish Paraguay the best of luck in the rest of the tournament.
I'm only here for the Henry memes
CAM ON REALM OF THE FRANKS! SCORE SUM FAKKIN SOVL!!!!!!!
>>142957103no, we're shit
WHERE THE FUCK IS PULINO SERIOUS OLYMPICS
>>142957156There's no fucking way the ref is an Argie lmaoIf you lose I'm calling it riggi even if it wasn't refball just because it's funny
mods, pin this thread
>>142957168just take a day off senpai
france or spain to win itthis french team looks stacked
You guys always overrate youth French teams. They have no team play at all, it's all big names and shit. Also Henry is a terrible manager.
>>142957156BasedArgentina pls do the needful
I
>>142957205They always overrate all French teams to be honest
>jump, jump, jump
Seriously?
>>142957232I BELIEVE
based argentina rattling the whole of france on the eve of their olympics
lets go Frankreich, lets go! *clap* *clap*
>>142957237To be honest >our A team has won the WC and reached the final of the last one, so yeah I don't think we are overrated. Mbroop is though.
whats the name of the white guy
>>142957232>>142957245>No GreggTHAT WE WILLWIN
>>142957245I BELIEVE THAT
>>142957283I BELIEVE THAT WE
>>142957270Maybe Pierre
>>142957266yes we are overrated, we reached a final by being lucky against england and playing shitters in the semi final
>>142957206SEX!
what sport do the white frenchmen play?
OOOOFFFF
LISTEN...
Busio is such shit. He's so lazy.
>>142957314all of them
rugby is weirdly popular in france maybe becus their league is like the rugby version of the premier league
>>142957240This is our Z team that we are sending as a joke
americans should have brought their own ball
>>142957291I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WINI BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
This is rigged isn't it?
>>142957240If recurring last numbers, he scores tonight
>>142957240wtfthey could at least pretend to care
>>142957335>2/10, slow wingers, would not score
juiced up henry
Henry looking like he just out the joint
>busiowhy this bust?
>>142956144I'm looking for a shock upset tonight.
MY BOY BUSSY FINNA MAKE IT POP FOR A REAL FRENCHMAN
Ameri 5 named Tolkien
Is there a single french player here I've heard of before
>>142957442Thierry Henry
>>142957240why do the french humiliate him like this?
>>142957189got a link m80?it's for an argie so I'm asking you lol
>>142957442in our country, nobody knows who they are
>>142957442lacacazette
>>142957421Veneziashills are cancer and are determined to ruin our national team
>>142957442Lacazette I suppose.
doubt spain will win the euros and then the gold france will be favourites henry isnt a real manager more of a celebrity mascot
Can USA medal in this event?
What part of the United States of America are you from?
>>142957449He should have been better if he didn't want the humiliation ritual
Someone redpill me on Olise
>>142957475/sgv/ checking in
>>142957466i wanted henry to be a good manager so bad, but hes just another xavi
>>142957474sure why not
>>142957466that team is trash bro, they haven't been convincing in all the games they played, henry keeps saying the team isn't ready yet, he's panicking he knows it's over
>>142957475Indiana
>>142957475
>>142957442>MillotBundes knowers know
>>142957475The merely 77 degrees but humid part
>>142957494SAAAR
>>142957475Boston
>>142957475Philadelphia checking in
>>142957466people here care way more about alcaraz and nadal doing well than the football team
>>142957475>104°CWTF?!
>>142957487he's black, name one good black manager
henry is gigamaxxing
>>142957475DMV
>>142957520It's hard to give a shit about Olympic football when there are so many other events and sports going on, which are much more interesting.
henry isnt even playing désiré doué (our best player), that's how irrelevant america is
>>142957455Cherki I guess, but he’s not even starting
>>142957536Rijkaard
>>142957546>désiré douéis he a stripper on the side?
>12-12 vs USA>19-12 vs UruguayThis is supposed to be the best team in the world? pathetic
>>142957540yeah, what even do uk people care about?
>>142957475dcnetanyahu is in town and shits fucked already
uhm where are the nafri antiisraeli riots i was promised?
>sillydilly Ned Flanders moved to Africa? must have missed that episode
french look like shit.
>>142957475>103°F>Feels like 104°Flol
>>142957597Thierry Henry is their coachWhat did you expect?
>>142957580lmao ive been getting alerts about protests around the FAA building
>>142957540The EPL preseason games currently here in the US are more interesting.
Cheers Japan, may the imperial spirit remain strong.
>>142957564the football iq that comes with playing defensive midfielder overcame the retardness that comes with being black
>>142957597that's racist
>>142957577Usual track and field, cycling, rowing, sailing.
>>142957547why would he know him?
Our negroes are playing like absolute thugs
>>142957606i got to telework today cause my office is close to the capitol and they knew itd be fucked lol
>>142957617top kek
>>142957453Yeah sure https://www.youtube.com/live/OepMq2w1aQg?si=6F-q0MLXyL6WrScUClaro Sports on YouTube has been streaming all the games 4free
>>142957632were in concacaf, this is babby tier comparatively
>paxten>brenden are his parents hillbilly white trash trumpfags? why are they misspelling the names like niggers?
Never seen Busio try so hard
tbqfh i'd have expected the French team to have scored by now, doing well yanks.
>>142957629I suppose he wouldn’t. But he’s one of the only French players of real note
>benchedis gaga finished?
>>142957680Please use quotation marks next time>"french" players
>>142957680only if you're a ly*nnais
>>142957570he is france's new best player, our future depends on him (mbappe is washed), you will hear about him next year
>>142957693He was never any good
>>142957694epicwell said my brother
>>142957694I get confused sometimes
>>142957705> Have 5 good games a season then disappear> Suddenly you're worth 80M> Suddenly you're overrated as fuck
>>142957705what about Barcola, I was impressed by his play at the euros
>>142957666Think it's intentional misspelling to make it uNIqUe.
>>142957733t. didn't watch rennes
>>142957647damn i remember using this channel during the tokyo olympicsthanks bro
>>142957713Je ressemble à cela
>>142957669He's going to tire himself out and be invisible the rest of the tournament
France? this isn't France
Even the French made baguettes are black now.
don't worry, we'll sub on my boy...uh...well one of them will be subbed in
Soccer is so great to watch while at workI can get shit done during 95% of the game, and only look at the screen for the brief moments of actual gameplay
>>142957752Why would any sane person do this?
Akliouche is clearly our best player. Henry is a hack for not letting him play.
>>142957786>Soccer
Where are Mbappe and Pulisic?
>>142957786I only look at the tv when the commentator starts to get excited
Where are Ukulele and Frappe?
>>142957801reddit
>>142957786This is unironically how you watch it, keep on keeping on bro.
>>142957785For me it's Jack McGlynn
>>142957827
>>142957846BLOOT
Look at how happy the women are at being on cameraFIFA orders to not show any cute girls is unironically anti-women policies
>>142957815sawkuh duude
>>142957742he is really good too and he can accomplish great things but I think but I would say désiré doué is more "complete", he can play all offensive positions except 9>>142957798kino breton clvb
>>142957782Do not disrespect black bread
>>142957876Your stream is like 10 minutes late m8
s l u r plurp
Where are the screencaps?
slurrrrp
>slurp but youngthanks I guess
that fucking charcole briquette busio and his glorified crew!
NEED A STREAM! AYEEEE
I was promised many goals
>>142957876fake lacoste tshirt
>2 slurperszzzz
>midfielders called “Paxten” anf “Tanner”who says Team USA isn’t truly American?
oh no we blew it
If Paxten had scored there I would have jizzed my pants
lacazette sucks when hes not playing for lyon fucking pecho frio
>>142957876average french with his gf
I can no longer recommend this sport to people in good faith
>>142957876>>142957937More like Lapoore.
cmon burgers we clowned this fags 3 years ago you can do it too
>>142957994olympic football was always unwatchable
>>142957994>no longerWhy would you do that in the first place
>>142958018I used to enjoy it
End the 3-player exception, make it all U23. Preferably even U21.
>>142957994were you EVER able to?this sport is fucming boringI only watch for the off chance I can laugh at whoever we beat
>>142958023I'm sorry to hear that
>France is the big favoriteReally?
if the football in the olympics weren't restricted, would it be bigger than the world cup?
>>142958075no
>>142957994It's good when it's two teams giving it their all or a once in a blue moon meme blowout, but time-stalling nigger-tier matches suck massive donkey dick.
>>142958076no
henry is the coach? that explain why this team actually attacks
whats with all the crystal palace frauds having prominent roles in the best national teams in the world am i missing something what did crystal palace achieve other than barely scraping by each year?
>>142958090>>142958093you seem certain, but then why does fifa not allow it?
>>142958100as opposed to who?
AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!!
>>142958112deschamps
back to /pol/ with you
>>142958112he's failed every team he's coachedwhy are you trying to shill him
united slurps of america
on that corner the ball was not legally spotted
Dang these guys suck lol
>>142956144*sluuuuuuuuuurp*
>>142958106they don't want to risk it, plus they don't want another big tournament right after euro/copa or whatever takes place at that time
>beating France 12-12 in rugby>beating France 0-0 at halftime in socceryeah, I'm thinking we're going global
Stream changed to Rugby, and is kind of gay...
Olympic football has always been meh.
I don't think this semen sipping sport is for me
olympic womens football > olympic mens football
why the fuck is olise playing for france?people say "muh blacks" about our other players but at least they all either grew up in france or have a french parent, meanwhile this faggot mercenary has like 1/8th of french blood and never lived theredirty mercenary go play for ingerland we dont want you
>>142958121Forgot your VPN Pajeet
>>142958122casual/journalist take
>>142958160this is worse than the Suez crisis
why does the first half always fly by and the second half seem to take forever
>>142958162Rugby sevens is about a billion times more fun to watch than this.
>>142958171he always picked to play for france tho
>>142958167The women are allowed full senior international squads.
>>142958190Players get tired, and usually at least one team is playing cautiously to hold on to a result. Hence: slower, more boring play.
>>142958192Yeah, I just switched channel, I have no idea what is happening but it looks fun
>>142958192rugby seven doesn't look like a real sport
>>142958203because france wins, simple as, if england was better he'd play for them
holy shit it's the old nhl on nbc studio
BING BING WAHOO
Olympic soccer bros, is this real?are we the best soccer nation in the world?
>>142958220It's mostly pass and run really fast.
>>142957994Shut the fuck up, you will watch the 26 WC and you will like it
>>142958239Yes
>>142958167olympics were the major competiotion in women until the ameritards decided it was the world cup because the uswnt was no longer winning the olympics
french commercials are surprisingly white
>>142958192Not what all the world thinks about it desu
>>142958274damn right
>>142958239Three of these mfs don't even exist anymore.
>>142958212I wouldn't willingly watch women's soccer but I would cum in this woman's pussy if you know what I mean
>>142958274>America wins it when it's the best>we decide it's not the best, and switch>we don't win now that it's a jokeokay?
>>142958317Korbin Albert, she's in the US squad for these games.
>>142958220Does olympic soccer thoughever
this fucking language, they deepthroat every second word
>>142958177AND IM PROUD TO BE A MEXICAN... said no one.
*slurrrrrrp*
>>142958239Lmao so euros have just been coping this whole time. Olympics are the only international competition that matters, the made up World Cup means fuck all. US is literally the best soccer cunt in the world that’s hilarious
is Paris really a shithole, or have I been lied to
Macron is looking old
>>142958414it's fucking awesome.
>>142958192I really don't understand rugbyLike sevens looks so much more fun than the 15sWhy do you down upon it so much?
>announcers: US off to a great start against France >the score is 0-0This sport is so fucking stupid kek
>>142958414alot of paris stinks of pissdoes seem more lawless than say london
Qt
>>142958288for now, I've noticed almost every new ad have a token black now
>>142958317I don't know what you mean, can you explain?
>>142958457i regret even watching this in my second monitor why would you go to the stadium lmao
>>142958404nice seats anon
>>142958442almost every major city I've been in smells like piss in the US, Europe, and the Middle Eastguess it's expected at this point
>>142958459ye it's over the anglo/merican mind virus has landed
>>142958414it is a shithole
>>142958341is she still getting booed?
>>142958414just don't go in the top right of paris
>>142958459I'm surprised you haven't caught up with us yet in that regard, with every advert filled with brown people.
>>142958505imperial right or metric right
>>142958212Megan Rapinoe looks like THAT?!
>>142958506We are always a few years late in adopting your new trends, due to the language barrierIt will come eventually
>>142958534>Megan RapinoeFuck you for making me remember that woman
>>142958506they are speeding up the process
Henry looking like he's one Lacazette choke away from a nervous breakdown
Ameribros why is this team doing better than the A team we sent to Copa America?
>>142958401you would be surprised at the amount of deluded fags who actually feel proud of being mexicans
>>142958477To creepshot Thierry Henry kek
>>142958565no greg
>>142958562its all his fault for not playing doué
>>142957782What ingredient do you need to make it black like that?
>>142958565this is our Z team
>>142958565>>142957335Why did US and France not send their A Team? Did other countries do this too?
Tim Howard's constant stuttering is driving me absolutely insane. This fucker should not be allowed to speak on TV. I'll unmute it once in a while and there he goes, stuttering like an epileptic downie.
>>142958100Kek
>>142958341I know who she isShe's the chudette>>142958476Of course you don't understandShe's over 14Having sex with her is incomprehensible to a frenchman
>>142958598you can't send A teams to the olympics for divegrass
>>142958575I can see you on TV anon
>>142958598Clubs don't release good players for the olympics so all we get is the young (too bad to already be in a club) and washed shitters like lacazette
>>142958565Hint: it starts with a G and ends with a GHere's another hint: Berhalter
>>142958404EY
>>142958503>USWNT defender Tierna Davidson on ‘difficult situation’ created by Korbin Albert’s anti-LGBTQ postshello wife department?
>>142958585Cope
LMAO
>>142958598you can only send young players, with 3 exceptions, and clubs arent forced to accept their players being sent to play the olympics (unlike FIFA/UEFA competitions) which means the regular U21 team is better than this
>>142958565You typically tend to do better when you don't have retarded monkey punch someone in the back of the head causing you to play a man down for a full match
>>142958414What happens to any city when Africans move there?They've got millions of Africans and other trash now. It's literally stinking of shit and piss and has massive crime rates. It should be nuked, it's worse than London, and that should be nuked as well for the same reason.
nervous henry
>>142958341>Korbin AlbertHuh, she's cute, I should search for her...What the fuck kind of results did Google just give me?
based USA USA USA sirs
>>142958565Nigga this is the worst france squad in ten years
my mum is watching with me and she called the us 7 cute
>>142958615>>142958624>>142958644Source? Doesn't sound right
me in the bucket hat there
>>142958575which one are you
draco malfoy looking nigga
>>142958608>She's the chudetteYeah she's based.
>>142958601Isn't he the guy with Tourette's?I think the blame goes to the people who thought it was a good idea to put the guy with the speech impediment on TV, not the guy himself
>>142958632she is a terf still a dyke though
Were those Indians in the crowd chanting USA planted there?
>>142958672she will later masturbate thinking about him
>>142958696It's France
>>142958694>>142958688I can fix her.
chimpin
ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL
>>142958677You're only allowed U23 players, with a few players being the exception.
Why hasn't France put away our shitty zoomer team yet? I just tuned in.
>>142958681judging by the 2 pictures, you're one of these people
>>142958706an i will masturbate thinking about his mom masturbating
ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL
It's written lads.Cherki is going to save us, the seething is going to be out of this world and it will be the start of his redemption ark.
>>142958696>>142958712damn you are really behind
>>142958712LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYIM
>>142958677it's always U23 teams anonas that other anon said the exception is they allow geriatric washed players who can't really play anywhere else to go too
>>142958708We barely have any indians here, they most likely flew in straight from the west coast
>>142958688
>>142958721>>142958681Eldritch horrors confirmed posting in /sp/
>>142958237For me, it's New Super Mario Bros
based USA chanting qt
POST THE SAAAAAAR SCREAMING USA SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>142958727wtf man
What was that red card against Paraguay?The way it was handed out reminded me more of American Football than Football.Is that limited to the Olympics or will referees now always explain their decision to the audience and not visibly show a red card?
almost blooter
CROSSBAR'DSOOOOO CLOSE
>>142958742>>142958714Must be a new thing, always remember older players at the Olympic
imagine how much the french government is paying to protect the israelis during these olympics
Man fuck this gay ass sport
fug another missed opportunity
>>142958652>>142958688BASED AND SEXO
>>142958781it's been that way since at least beijingI don't remember before that
>>142958743this is who you are conversing with every time you respond to an american flag SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>142958712>>142958728>own goalwe /euro/ now
>>142958770they did it at copa america too
These Frenchies seem frustrated
LA PATATE
la cazette
How have the Venezia guys been doing?
GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKwell it was inevitable
Why are muslims booimg the people that let them in?
>>142958810>These Frenchies seem frustratedNot anymore
>>142958770MLS and the womens world cup had nfl style ref mics introduced in the latest editions.https://youtu.be/BkGeoRAFcIc
LACAZETTE LACAZETTE LACAZETTE THE MAN WHO COULD HAVE BEEN BIG!
>>142958677search it up, it's about the "amateur" aspect of the olympics, they dont want professionnals to play the competition
Allez les bleus!!!
ITS OVER
>>142958694I dunno about >>142958688
>we score>henry looks like he's crying
That was so soft how the fuck did that go in? Howard would have stopped thatMotherfucker
Kek, just like that.
>>142958845Which is funny as Lacazette scores, heh.
>lacazette scores against some American college studentskek great achievement
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>142958781specifically football
>>142958806They didn't do it at the Euros.So what's the standard going forward?
keeper needs to save thatour broccoli headed zoomers fucking suck
HOWEVER
just tuned in whoever the burger is on the commentary needs to stop talking
>bussy-oFucking shit jogger just gave up that goal. It's fucking over, I'm tired of him getting hype and call-ups.
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c'est finite
I CANT SCORE
AARONSON YOU BUM HOW DID YOU NOT FINISH THERE
we're shit and very lucky
>>142958847
>>142958694terfs are the most based women
>>142958862
>>142958876>Jeet cozies up next to a white womanPottery
What a chance by the US
That yank keeper is absolutely dreadful
GOLEEEE
I CAN’T SCORE
wtfhow you no score
> Struggling against the burgers
I CAN'T SCORE
>>142958876I can see she too broke the battery pack that's supposed to light up the red plastic stars.
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PUTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
WE CAN'T SCORE
>>142958824Busio's lazy ass just gave up a goal because he made no effort to recover and close out the shooter. I haven't noticed Tessmann either way, t.bh.
>>142958845That's a bit odd, considering the majority of Olympians are professionals in their sport
>>142958919Meh, second time today, right ?>Muh 70 medals incoming
troll post
FINISH ALREADY YOU BUMFUCKS
>Lacazette
>>142958932MODS MODS MODSSTOP THE GAME!
>be american>can't shoot
>>142958857>>142958877These kids fucking suck. For me, it's Matt Freese. He just needs a chance.
Gaga and Booth are our best players and both are on the bench. This slav coach is sabotaging us.
>>142958919jose bové warned us
>>142958954lel
>>142958951my sides
the usa's problem has never been tactics and always been dawgless choking players
How much do you guys think people are spending to go to these Olympics and see all the events they want? I know hotels are expensive, are event tickets expensive? I dunno man, it sounds fun to go, but between the cost and hassle of a trillion people clogging up the city not sure it’s worth it
>>142958951kek
>>142958963Pepi is so shit he should be on this team
>>142958940yes, ive never really got their mental gymnastics as well
the french kitman has had a nightmare with those shirts literally cant read the players names
>the casettedo french really?
>>142958982geriatric keeper
NOOOOOOOOIT WAS OUR TIME!!!!!
>>142958677FIFA basically fought against Olympic committee at some point because they didn't want to have a WC lite that they didn't control. So, for many years, only totally amateur players could participate, until they reached a compromise where they could field U-23 + 3 free age players.
>>142958974You mean for foreigners? Because event tickets are not pricey at all, I have like dozen of them.
>>142959002la casette <-> the little tile
>>142958982I hate Busio so much
>>142958982>american goalkeepingsmdh
ITS JOE BIDEN
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
OLISE
are there even white guys on the French team? Holy shit
bayern have got a steal
lolThis fucking team manages to be worse than Gregg's "A" teamWow
fug
*thierry points at (You)*
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
WE'RE FUCKING SHIT
Another Olympics, another embarrassment by the Americans
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
According to the American commentator "America has time on their side"Really? 1 nil down and time gives you an advantage.The absolute fucking cope.
GOLISEI hate how Henry thinks he's cool by pretending he's not happy
FUCK YOU MERCENARY OLISE YOU WILL NEVER BE FRENCH GTFO
>>142959063he's a moron
olise doesn't even speak french
Nice shot yehCHEESE BURGERNACHOSCAM ON UNCLE SAMGIZ A GOAL
oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooi'm starting to believe we are not a soccer nation
OH NONONONON
>>142959063>>142959072Oh, excuse me, 2 nil down :DDDD
>>142959065You just know that mf is going to be like "everything went according to plan"
>>142959067He bought the Kobe 'mamba' mentality.
olise looks more french than british
Based Olise, our future Griezmann
>>142958982Robinson and Busio are lazy shitters
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT STOP THOSE SHOTS?GET THIS FAG OUT OF NET AND PUT IN TURNER
>>142959000At least it's some proper fookin blue white red kit this time
Pete Buttplug in goal
>>142959067yeah he should be playing for us
our keeper can't go to his right
>>142959028Well ya obviously, clearly it’s not gonna be hard for parisians. I’m shocked tickets are cheap and easy to get though. People come from across the planet to see the games, and there’s only so many seats. I mean, tickets are hard to get for my local NBA team for fucks sake.
>>142959071>trump rally
>>142959067100% normand nobility therefore french
>>142958954Dire no matter where you go, jfc.
>>142959094You joke about Turner, but Gaga is literally sitting right there on the bench.
keeper looked dodgy for both of those goals
ALLEZ LES BLEUS
How did this keeper get in over Matt Turner?This is a joke
>>142959045yes, they have two
>>142959107>our keeper can't go to his right
KALIMUENGOAL TIME
>>1429590942nd goal looks slightly deflected giving it more spin, tough save1st one should be stopped 100%
>>142958974shit playersimagine if we had Xavier Worthy from Texasdudes 5'11" hands like glue 31 1/8" wingspan. 4.24 40. 8 3/4" hands 41" vertical. guys a fucking beast. he's got that wide receiver dawg in him too, he could get on the end of these crosses and absolutely make these French pussies run home like the blitzkrieg is coming kek.Europe is lucky we don't care, Xavier would run wild on em
that lesbian guy seems nervous
>>142959087he s copied the "too cool to celebrate", "sports arent important" attitude from tentoglou
>choosing lacazette as one of your over 23 quota
>”porque francia tienen tantos morenos?”-my grandma, just right now
>>142959143Very grim keeper situation
>>142959071>flag on a phone screenFucking zoomers/gen alpha
>>142959128this is a babbys only tournament
>>142959086no, I know him, he'll complain about how we played. he's a dumb perfectionist without poor communication skills
>>142959071Should have put the American flag on the front of the shirt rather than just boring USA.
>>142959142remarkably close to the devarious pasta
>>142959034>>142959093>name is busi
When does lebum play
>>142959142Shanasty Bodkins would own them in the bacon bowl
cute twink ON
>>142958414The game is in Marseille
>>142959093Yeah if you watch the play from the beginning, Busio is just jogging back the whole way. And when he still has a chance at the end to close out the shooter he makes zero effort. He's fucking useless.I don't understand how the SKC system produced this lazy shitter. Vermes must have hated him.
>>142959152>experienced, selfless striker, in form, doesn't crumble under pressure, from a club that wasn't a bitch and allowed their player to golgtm anon
>>142959122shhhh
>>142959152oh he scored nvm
is usmnt seriously still trying to make busio a thingit could be a ZZ team and he still wouldn't belong there
>>142959158it is pretty damn efficient, no waste or trash to hold eithercan't wait for the time phones can project images
So the argies were right about the French players, but people are mad because????? Am I also a Nazi if I say some of the US players are from the US, and maybe some of them are from somewhere else! I don’t get it
>>142959143>I CAN'T SCORE>I CAN'T GO RIGHT
PLUMP ASS ON THAT REFEREE GIRL
>>142959166cope, he's 21 and would make this sport look more childish than it is
>>142956144Shit teams
Reminder: Soccer doesn't matter. We care about real sports.
>>142959190>22 of the 25 france euro players were born in france (1 of the 3 remaining being Thuram born in italy)noooooo you can't be black and french only the americans are allowed to do that
>>142959190the French players are all French tho
>>142959153>those are their mexicans tell her that
>>142959200it wouldn't be fair
Coach primate
why do we not have our glorious cock on our kit????? FUCK the olympics
>>142959153;_;
>>142959205>luka modric
>>142959205dios mio
>>142959205can't wait
>dos a cero
>>142959226>le coq sportif>no coq>mfw
>>142959208America was founded with black people. The two foundational ethnicities of America are anglo and black (Amerindians a minor third). France's blacks are all imports.
>>142959208I have zero problem with french blacks but I literally don't get how Olise is supposed to be French
>>142959208nt Mamadou you will never be french
>>142959237I'll be in my bunk
>>142959255>tf>tpt. jamal
>>142959249Blacks you literally imported in the first place
>>142959205
it's better to be good at the sports where one guy can win 10 medals than the sports where ten guys can win one medal
>My Little Shitstains shitting up against a mediocre France side coached by Henry, a memeWe're so fucked for 2026 bros....
our goalie is looking ZESTY
>>142959273worrying photo
>>142959121Gaga is fucking ass it'd be 5-0
I expected France to win this. But are we going to make it out of the group?
>>142959250if he ever gets to play for the A team, all the "grew up in france therefore french" rhetoric will collapsedeschamps must absolutely NOT choose him he is 100% a mercenary, a small fraction of french blood doesnt make one french
>>142959272kek their whites are imports too, we had to send some people off to the colonies
>>142959277I thought you fags were celebrating berhalter out and we're saved for 2026This is a travesty
>>142959272Blacks were imported before 1776, retard.
>>142959279diving faggot this guy
>>142959286Gotta win Saturday
>>142959286Probably NZ and Guinea suck even if Guinea has home support.
>>142959286we're an mlelsoy team bro, just lower your expectations.
>>142959286if you can't win against kiwis and >guinea you can burn your football federation to the ground
>>142959286Can’t score heh
DESIRE DOUE GOAT!!!
how does olympic qualifying even work for divegrasswhy is the assortment of teams so weird
>>142959312>the corpse of Naby Keita is being rolled out for guineahe alone will make us look stupid
>>142959156The first goal is 100% on him but there's not much he can do here, the strike is perfectly placed
>>142959286None of our best u23s bar Tessmann play for this Olympic team. A lot of the callups are based on Don Garber and Bershartler giving IOUs to dumbasses like Miles Robinson and Mcguire. I never expected us to get out of this group.
>>142959302And Blacks were imported here before the republic was founded, what's your point dumbass?
>>142959330>désiré douébit arrogant of a name
>french ballers
>>142959344What u23's are missing?
>>142959344You're a fucking moron
The orcs are overrunning us. Time to rest some starters and prepare for the next game.
i dont believe it
LOÏC BADDIE
Wow I rate Henry now
>>142959331the lesser confederations get disproportionate representation so you end up with guinea and new zealand playing when there are 30 teams in europe better than them who don't qualify
>>142959354perhaps arrogant, but 100% true
henry i kneel
>>142959343>The first goal is 100% on himThe keeper fucked up but it was mostly on Busio, imo. He made zero effort tracking back to slow Lacazette down and/or contest the shot.
>ms. harris, a 3rd goal has hit the american net
the US will never be good at footy huh?
>the french and indian war never ended
Goooooooal
son of a bitch
Miles Robinson is a bum. He's never been more than an athlete. Shit defender.
GOOOOOOOOOOL
Why does Theirry's skin look so dark? He doesn't even look lightskin today.
LOOK AT THAT ASS on the 4th ref
Is USA that bad or France that good?
>>142959377The keeper has been utter shite from kickoff tbf, I recall him dropping a casual cross into a corner kick with zero pressure on him
>Miles Robinshit falling to the ground and France get a free tap in headerThere it is, MLelSoy defending.
I would let her substitute the number 6 for the number 9 if you know what I mean
>>142959401Got a tan.
>>142959406yes
>>142959396he'll get called up for 2026 for sure :^)
how can any self respecting Frenchman, I mean actual Frenchman, have pride in a soccer team with hardly any ethnic French on it? Is France more blacked than the U.S.?
Still haven't given up as much as Paraguay..... yet
>>142959406We're bad. This is our C team of u23s. A lot of My Lil Sawker trash who didn't even deserve the callups.
>>142959426french dont care about sports
>>142959413I do not, please elaborate
our Spanish commentator got confused and didn’t even announce the 3-0 goal kek
>>142959356Pic related, plus Balogun and B Aaronson are 23 this year. I don't know how the cutoff works exactly.
>>142959426> Lose> Automatically turn on seething chud modeMany such cases
>>142959442Watching Telemundo as well?
>>142959406we're shit but everything we attempt goes in unlike the usa
>>142959406Both. Our mlelsoy u23s against a France team with all top 5 league starters. This was an expected result, even with Thierry Honhonree coaching.
>>142959413zamn
>>142959379our best athletes don't play soccer. Soccer is basically a niche sport in most of the US too. only a few regions take it serious.
>>142958662usa usa
who is this burger announcer what a fucking coper jesus christ. He was crying for a ticky tack freekick moments before that third goal too
>>142959440I would kiss her forehead and suck her clit
>>142959413Meh ass.
>>142959447>JohnnyHe's a scrub
>>142959475sounds like Tim Howard
>>142959426There's absolutely zero ethnic American on the US team
we could easily win if we cared enough, and everyone knows it.it's a moral victory
>>142959482a-at the same time??
>>142959482>I would kiss her forehead and suck her clitAt the same time?
>>142959385go to work
>>142959475It's Tim "Secretary of Defense" Howard
>>1429594851000000000% better than Busio
>>142959356Our A team depth would easily trump most of this Olympic side's starters.
>>142959464americans all want to play basketball and nfl even though 95% are all black or 6.6 and fat as fuck basically 2 freak show sports
>>142959489>>142959490one step at a time
>>142959464>our best athletes don't play soccer.your 'best athletes' wouldn't be able to control the ball.
>>142959488I was about to say: Is America a sleeping giant when it comes to football? If you cared could you be winners?
Sad
>+8
>>142959515if by sleeping you mean in a permanent coma, then yes
>>142959515Probably, but it would take some time
>>142959488>USA wins 0-3infinite such cases
>>142959464>muh athletesNFL or NBa players would do fuck all in footy
>>142959499Nope
>8 minuteswhat the absolute fuck
>>142959530sexo with the girl in the back
>>142959515easily.look what we do with our kids not talented enough to play real sports, and too retarded to be in the marching band
Thierry Henry is thingkan
>>142959544same rule as the last world cup
>>142959530why is he so smug? does he know they're getting 4 straight in extra time?
tell them you need to hit the ball into the net, that's how you score
>>142959544it’s absolutely ridiculous same thing they did in Qatar
>>142959530you can tell he knows kamala has no chance
kek, USA can't catch a break
>>142959406Any time you see a USA side, look at the players clubs. If there's too many MLS clubs, it's a shit side put on for laughs.
however
>>142959557but there were barely any interruptions
>>142959530>down 3 >smug face Literally why don’t they care?
>VARle sigh
lol it was a valid goal
isn't Africa big on faking ages and birth certificates?can we even verify Frances ages?
LMAO burgers celebrating when the goal is offside, footy isnt for you
We're just doing this to make Thierry look better for when we hire him as the senior team coach.
That was so stupidly offsides
>>142956144TROLLED
I CAN'T SCOREI CAN'T DEFEND
>Bur ger Bur ger bur get
americans in the crowd literally dont understand the rules of the game
>>142959543You're insane, or just lying
>>142959584they count when the ball isn't in play
>>142959530That brunette a cutie
>>142959618>VARno one understands
>>142959618
>>142959530what was his fucking problem????
>>142959618Did you think “we don’t care” was just a meme?
>only 4 minutes of extra timeWTF the Moroccans got like 90 minutes
USA WINS 1-3 S O O N
sorry chuds that was a good goal
all of a sudden, out of nowhere, TIM HOWARD
>>142959552He has gay ass tattoos now
>>142959530saved
>>142959635it wasnt even var, the offside referee had raised the flag and we heard the whistle just after the goal
>>142959650>4 minuteshuh?
>>142959618They still have a decent chance at a field goal to tie the game if they manage to put up a solid drive
>>142959654B A S E DSUCK IT YUROPOORS
>>142959659>now
>>142959662mind if I save it too?
>>142959530kek
you should be able to decline extra time
>>142959622I saw his bitch ass get rocked in AtlantaJohnny has no place in the NT
the velodrome being this silent is GRIM as fuck
Come on USA you can still win just score 4 goals!!!!
>>142959667they ruled a goal offside an hour after the match and called the players back to play 3 minutesall because seething nafri monkeys invaded the pitch
3-0 is a bit cruel to this US side considering they had a coherent gameplan and good chances. It was far better that anything we saw with the main team those last 5 years.
Holy fucking shit this team would lose to st kitts by five
we'll still win the gruppo
marsaille is a shithole one of the roughest places in the first world european countries
>>142959662
>literally don’t care, 99.998% of the country doesn’t even know this game is going on >only lose by 3Europoors are on notice
can't wait to get 2nd in the group only to get thrashed in the QFs
It was so shit
>>142959707they still act like scoring 1 (one) goal is the hardest fucking thing on the planet so it's just more of the same imo
>>142959413
>>142959689Still miles better than Busio, who is complete shit and actively hurts his team
>>142959731good thing is you can copy and paste this one when you lose against >guinea
gg frenchieswhen is the actual opening ceremony for the olympics, I always forget that divegrass starts a few days before
I predicted 5-0 France so I'm half surprised at these resultsHenri confirmed better than Gregg
>>142959782in 2 days my burger friend
>>142959803ty anon
>>142959775we'll beat italy no probs
>>142959808this rugby kit is a humiliation ritual
>>142959808thank you Sir, for fixing my Windows computer when it crashed last week
WHERE IS /AMERICAN TALENTS/? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?YOU FAGS FUCKING TOLD ME THINGS WERE FIXED NOW THAT BERHALTER WAS SACKED. THIS DOESNT LOOK BETTERWELL????
>>142959808he is still processing that offside
i hope you guys will watch france (F) - colombia (F) tomorrow
>>142959541you develop your skills according to the sport you play. If our best athletes were dedicated to soccer then they would absolutely control the ball
>>142959130how fucking sad.
>>142959662ADD IT TO THE COLLAGE
>>142959449Americans don't expect to win nor to we really care about soccer. I'm more concerned about France no longer French
>>142959858Turns out we don't have enough good playersFrance had 20 guys pull out because of club release issues and yet they still have an elite squad with stars in top 5 leagues
>>142959487no such thing as an "ethnic America. " America was founded as an immigrant nation.French used to be the ethnicity of France. That clearly no longer seems to be the case.
>>142960005With the USA 0 - 3 FRA banner on top
>>142960032nice meme, usa was wasp nation.
>>142960032America was founded on anglo only immigration, then white only and that was finally repelled in 1965, worry about your own problems first mate
>>142960047the Dutch, Spanish, Portuguese, Irish, Germans, Scandinavians and Scots all settled North America at the same time as the English.
>>142960070they were minorities without any power, the wasp is the core of the usa, only wasps are americans, any american who is not a wasp will be aknowledge as someone from outside of the usa
>>142960092Toi et moi venont d'un pays de celto-germano-latins qui se sont enculés mutuellement avec des celtes, des occitans et des latins des montagnes pendant des siècles. Qu'est que tu viens donner des leçons d'ethnocentrisme ?
Holy NIPPON!
