*record scratch*>yeb, that's me.... you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation... well, it all started at the hotel buffet
>no death march this yearWhy even live? We get fucking breakdance instead lmao
wtf?!
>>142957228What happened?
>>142957366>>142957379bad sushi happend
>>142957228I don't understand how he became world champion and had the world record for a while but constantly fucked up at the olympics
>>142957366
Death march is so fucking based it’s unreal
>>142958266Used to be, la, used to be.
>>142958202the i really gotta take a shit so bad walk looks oddly like speed walking
>>142958322me when i saw that they scrapped death march from the olympics
>>142957345I’m confident the mixed relay will produce some kino
The fact that this sport is popular because people keep shitting themselves is a good reason to not broadcast it to billions of people. Although it made for some good memes
>>142958322Oh man I totally forgot about that slow dude
>>142958322>almost five hoursmy mans just out enjoying tokyo at that point
>fun hating GermanNothing new.
>>142958427I may go watch it live then, hope they won't shit on me. But it's not too hot in Paris right now, so probably no fainting.
>>142958612only dude who didn't cheat and actually speedwalked
Rio 2016 deathmarch was awesomeIm still glad this aussie faggot didn't win
>>142959361what about blatant moto pacing
>>142958427I'm not expecting much unless it's somehow boiling that morning. If it's shit I might just get the archives up and rewatch the 2012 one. I think I missed the first thread originally and at least the thumbnails work.
why would anyone be involved in a sport that is literally a designated shitting street
that diniz deathmarch lads. we'll never see its like again.
Why don't these cunts learn to shit everything out of their body before the race? This is embarassing
>>142958883No fuckin way. Mans gonna have sore testes, gotta wear some supportive underwear.
>>142958883> Tomalakek
