discuss all things related to the australian football league
>>142961062Mason Cox.
portieeees :)
Afl should be in the olympics
Soccer is honestly a top 3 sport whereas 5,10 years ago it wasn't top 5, after the Tillie's win the Olympics its over for the afl
>>142961062Wow only 9 years after her relevancy and super bowl half time show
>>142961062hag
Good morning alf
>>142961527I know the Irish have the advantage, but international rules in the Olympics would be sick
>>142961717She's also particularly hated right now because she's collaborating with a creep.AFL are retarded, their audience don't want this, just get 5 of the hottest young Australian rock bands, it'd cost far less.
>>142962090>just get 5 of the hottest young Australian rock bandsName them
>>142962190Sticky fingers, Ricky ringers, Ricky dingers, Nicky lickers, ringer ficker
>>142962220Wasn't sticky fingers cancelled by everyone??
good morning brosdrinking my coffeelistening to the rainthinking about all the shitposts im gonna make today with you ripper blokesgo dosn
>>142962049i dont think they have an advantage in international rulesafl players are professional players, gaelic players are still ammos arent they?
So it feels like Australian Olympics threads are not allowed because they keep getting deleted when made. Not sure what the issue is
>>142962541dont care take it up in irc and leave alfs name out of it fuckwit
my dad could beat up your dad
>>142962451good morning legend
>>142962541wait till the opening ceremony or some shit when everyone is watching
>>142962507Probably. I just say that because the rules seem to favor their game more (the field, the ball, scoring rules etc.)Apparently Gaelic football was in the 1908 Olympics, so if the French can get breakdancing in, Aussie rules has a legitimate shot for Brisbane 2032
>>142961062lol she looks like a sherrin. like the belts are the laces
>>142962615fuck that would be funny as fuck if aussie rules was in
>>142961520HEAVE HOO
>>142962451>go dosn>>142962567>>142962574stay strong fellas, trains is hard job x
>>142962719i watched scavengers reign after your post ta bla x it was goodany other recs?
>>142962731primal, fella x
>>142963062PortCatsSunsSaintsDeesDockersPiesSwansCrows
THE OLD HEAVE HO
Teams tonight
Fuck yes Thursday night footy!!!...ACK
katy perry is the least inspiring choice of entertainer I could imagine.
>>142962615i miss when field handball was in the olympics iykwim haha
>>142963062all the home teams but roos and saints and suns a choccy dare a bacon and cheese travellers a sausage roll a meat pie and about 10 tomato sauces cheers boss
>>142963300Suns don't lose at home mate
>>142963336don't care didn't ask plus UP THE LOINS
>>142963062bluescatslionsbombersgasfredpiesdogscrows
Collingwood got too far ahead of themselves. Drank their own cool aid. Congrats on the premiership but this is shaping up to be one hell of a hangover.As Hawthorn and Freo surge up the ladder, and Collingwood drop down the ladder, the pick swaps tied to player trades all start looking shaky for Collingwood.As it stands Freo will have pick 6 in the draft tied to the Shultz trade. Collingwood, an aging side, needed that pick. Instead they traded in and out like for like small forwards, except they took on a bloke 5 years older. Is that really good list management? Too many guys over 30 at the tail end of their career.They gave up on Ginni. Now those emotional decisions they made when they peaked are going to have negative ramifications for the next 3-4 years. And if they don’t sort their stuff out, they will bottom out before Tassie come in, and stay bottom when the draft is compromised.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoAm4om0wTs
>>142961717>afl>ever knowing what's good or relevant in anything let alone music wise
>>142963383https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVCHQtD_vswwait this one lol
>>142963383>>142963395i wouldn't mind raining on ariana grande iykwim haha
she should be performing at the aflw granny not the afl granny. its just a bizzare choice.
lady gaga should be performing at the afl tranny iykwim haha
>>142963448zoomers will not remember the gaga drama bruv
>>142963537no but steven may
>>142963552meant for>>142963574
How stupid do you feel right now
>>142963574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HevFHRuLeTw
>>142963591meth mostly
mickhead is unchained AI
>>142963603>iykwim haha
>>142963595based inner-city suburban pub-goer
>>142963574gotchu senpaihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI
>>142963574for me it's the real Australian national anthemhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=qb67Y638rHI
>>142963574https://youtu.be/91q6PrWmKnI?-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwh-SKn1HrEwatch outgoated track coming through
>>142963574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ
>>142963705>goated*picrel blocks your path*
Why does the AFL spend millions on paying a foreign performer when it would make more sense to pay a local performer.It's the "Australian football league", the grand final is the premier game of a sport where the only national league is in Australia.Paying millions to a foreign performer makes zero sense
>>142963829I agree, but ownership probably thinks it's a way of expanding the sport. When KISS performed, I got into a conversation with a boomer guy wearing their merch, and we talked a little about aussie rules.
Fuckwit micksperg and a forced memeFuckwit micksperg and a forced meme
>>142963829had this crazy idea that dil might try and stamp his own personality on the afl, its not like >get an aussie headliner is a new or fringe idea. but no, same old same old. pay some has been boomer (or in this case millenial) who has ZERO connection to the sport millions of dollars to come and lipsync to a couple of radio-friendly anfems. >hi i'm katy perry>baby youre a firework>cue fireworksso groundbreaking.
>>142963937WHITE DOORNINTH FLOORSILENT NUMBERIT'S AUTUMN ON A COLD AVENUETELEX INTERCEPTHE SIPS A CIGARETTEWARMS UP HIS VDUHE GETS HIS KICKSFROM MICROCHIPSHIS ORDERS FROM THE CIABIROBUGS AND LASERSCASUAL SURVEILLANCEBOARDROOMS AND COMMUNIQUESDON'T USE YOUR PHONE AND DON'T USE MINEDON'T SPEAK TREASON THEY'RE TAPPING THE LINEBREAK IN STAKE OUT TELL IT IN CODEEVERYTHING IS LEGALANYTHING GOESNIGHT'S GETTING DARKER AND THE ILL WIND BLOWSYOUR LIFE'S IN A DATA BANK AT ASIO
>>142963829Name a current Australian band people will give a shit about that appeals to all ages, men and women and appeals to advertisers.Remember like 2 years ago they had g flip or who ever it was do the half time show and it was a massive bomb and people hated it?
>>142963894>ownership probably thinks it's a way of expanding the sport.If that's the case then there should be a number of national leagues outside of Australia given how many international performers we've had>>142963910Go away /pol/ schizo
>>142963968go away commiepoof
In 2025 they need Ocean Grove to play pre-game and have Parkway Drive do the half-time show.
>>142964009do zoomers even know Parkway Drivei miss them so much bros iykwim haha
>>142962541Australians going 24 hours without getting raped, bashed or robbed in Paris during the Olympics IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE
>>142964036get out all the refugees and we'll see about that
>>142964009HOLY CRINGE
>>142963738image what piere and henri would do to her
>>142964028parkway drive did the NRL grand final a couple years ago didn't they? get bring me the horizon then if you care about zoomers
Thinking about that guy who kept making Ozlympics threads a month after Tokyo finished.
>>142964028zoomers aren't the target audience. gen x and millenials are. parkway would be a good choice. kiss was a nod to boomers, gflop was an attept to appeal to zoomers and it failed. robbie was millenials/x and got a great reception. police was another nod to boomers. gen x/millenials are the money, hence why some clueless fuck thought kp would be a good choice. sure, maybe if they were doing the tillies or launching the aflw.
ngl p. cripps is lowkey goated fr on god
linda burney's still seething over the voice.
>>142964073boomers aren't gen x or millenials
>>142964073When my blues make (and win) the grand final, Robbie Williams will come back and do the show for free (for his TDK)
>>142963963tame impalakid laroirufus du solpnau
>>142963829yeah lets have powderfinger do it every year wew
>>142963968>The Australian Football League (AFL) has official affiliation agreements with 15 international governing bodies, including AFL Asia, AFL Europe, AFL Middle East, AFL New Zealand, AFL South Africa, and USAFLThey do, just not professional leagues
>this is what they took from youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjwKtVm2liY
>>142963963The only current australian bands I know of are the ones advertised on street posters. tesky bros, lime cordiale, ocean something. it needs to be a legacy act like powderfinger, silverchair or TISM.
>>142964188this is what they really took from you>>142963663
>>142961062I'm going to coom to this pic
>>142962615>brisbane olympics>forced to introduce aussie rulesabsolute pisser
>>142964170if fred got to a granny, kevin parker would be rimming dil's poo chute to play the show
>>142964181there's dozens of pub rock bands they could have>>142964193>legacytrip on EA
>>142964170straight bussin
>>142964232only one of those is remotely zoomer
>>142964170rufus would be a good choice. TI too. kid laroi or pnau, nah. kid laroi is a well known rabbitohs supporter.pnau are on hiatus whilst nick promotes new EOTS album.
looking up australian artists i found this 'kita alexander' woman who is hot
>>142963574https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLs0GXX5LPpHJUY44TqNxzXOxVf2msMiz
troye silvan having a twink orgy in the middle of the G would be peak gayflDO NOT let Dil see this
>>142963829humiliation ritual
>playlist of aussie pub rock>one video tells me>This video contains content from SME, who has blocked it in your country on copyright groundsfuck the you know who
fuck i hate the hawthorn forwardlinefree kick merchants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4i6zDkrx1s
>>142964318i really like hawthorn most cerebral team in the league
because mitchell doesnt play the game he plays the meta umpire gamecheap coaching
>cheap coachingmeant cheap umping iykwim haha
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_AFL_Grand_Final_pre-match_performances
>>142964416>1982: Rolf Harris
>>142963595>>142963633>>142963663based>>142963383>>142963395>>142963677>>142963705>>142963715cringe
>>142964493>>>142963715>cringe
ynr how we banded together and defeated the evil janny during the great war
>>142964570ynr i'm the lesser of two evils iykwim haha
>>142964240i only know pnau
pnau? for me it's panau iykwim haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Gs64Oh-tM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AmyEv4n8ERI
not clicking of any of these links
>>142964675i actually like confidence man.
yeah we may have beaten the afl off-season umpiring but now the umpiring is just as bad it's just dill is doing it on a covert (cold war fashion) and we are losing that war
any cheap wine CHADS in the chat?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DbLadt6V_s
>>142964318yeah i actually don't hate the hawks but they have a bunch of cunty players in ginni, sicilty, watson
>>142964751>youtube links are honeypotsyou're not quite wrongjust use invidiousopen source frontend for youtube and much more lightweight
>>142964759>we are losing that warfuck up doomer we will win just think positively and keep fighting
>>142964755so do i.
someone just dropped the n word on SEN
>>142964830>n word>SENn-network?
"A new chapter will be added to this rich history when the One Night Stand comes to Warrnambool this September, bringing G Flip, Thelma Plum, Ruel, What So Not, Sycco, and DICE along for the ride."Literally who?
>>142964844rhymes with digger
>>142964850pine gap glowdigger?
>>142964733fuck whoever uploaded the vid uploaded a short versionhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=dTjvG4WJD_A
>>142964811I'm not a doomer just telling people how it is with afl umpiring because they seem to think because the afl won the off-season umpiring that it went away and now the umpiring is worse than ever.It's a shame i'm a one paced player and not dynamic like other players.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MTlriOi2mgDon't mind me fellas, they played to an empty stadium and was just a pre-season promo
opening ceremony is at 3am saturday morningguess I'll watch it on replay and ff through the boring bits
>>142964921parkway are done brosame with architects now they are just pop metalcore bandsthat's why whoever does the music choices for nrlel selected them instead of getting them to play their old music when they were good
>>142964921I think parkway drive sucks. Hate screamo shit.
>>142964846yeah nah they can fuck off out me town
>he lives in the bool
>he lives in smellbum
Oh look, it's this again.
James Sicily could genuinely finish top 10 in the Coleman as an undersized key forward
>>142965017you probably love camping and ambos you dickhead
>they live in cucktoria
>>142965032One slight bump to that shoulder and its season over
>Hate screamo shit-ACK!https://youtube.com/watch?v=yJE1_Jm6gtw
>he lives in poo smell landwhales
>he lives in sadelaide
>he lives in pissbaying
>>142965081https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMwyEIV_HlYagain their early stuff was way better
>>142965119>ynr their remix of the abc theme
>>142965104crisp meza
>micksperg forcing another mick
>They Live!
>>142965158this but in israel iykwim haha
>>142965119for me it was their album immersionwhole album is fucking fire and one of my all time favs. still listen on the regular. >I can never go back to 2009-2011https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mYd2X_9rrs&ab_channel=pendulumlive
>>142965145he’s not me retard
the adelaide crows would be the least memorable footy club in afl history
>>142965183so true
>>142965181no but steven may
>>1429651652010 was pretty much when everything started going down hill culture wise
>>142965216i dont want to talk about it
>The visa situation of the mother and daughter who survived a horrific Sydney train accident that killed the father and twin sister should be handled with “compassion”, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese says.>The family’s residency status relied on the skilled work visa of the twins’ father, Anand Runwal, who worked in IT at Infosys.>“It is a decision, obviously, for the [Immigration] Minister, but it’s my view that matters like this should be dealt with with the compassion that Australians would expect,” Albanese said.>“This mother has watched as her husband and one of her twin children have tragically lost their lives and I would have thought that we’re a generous country and that Australians’ hearts will go out towards this woman and her young child.”
>>142965216meant for>>142965230
>>142965183your mum was the least memorable fuck i had but i guess it still made (You)
this broke him>>142965232jesus fucking christ
>>142965232>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CARE ABOUT A RACE THAT ONLY MAKES UP LESS THAN 10% OF THE GLOBAL POPULATION BUT NOT A RACE WHICH MAKES UP 1 BILLION AND IF YOU DO YOU'RE A WHITE SUPREMACIST>MELTING POT>RACE IS JUST SKIN DEEP
up the cfmeu
meant nsn iykwim haha
if i was on the rich list and the question was name all the afl teams i reckon i would get the other 17 teams but not be able to remember adelaide.
>>142965350i can't remember the name of your mum out of the last 17 chicks i fucked and i'm not on the rich list
sometimes i forget adelaide exists
>>142965358no but steven may
>>142965183That would be St Kilda
>>142965381they are memorable for being so shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWSjlo4vgTE
>>142965358My mum's name is Linda. Linda Burney
soul
less
fewer* iykwim haha
haha ikwym
meth mostly
no but steven may
>>142965443My mum's name is Bec. Bec Judd
>>142965443>>142965495My mum's name is Thorpe. Lydia Thorpe iykwim haha
>>142965495My mum's name is Carrie. Carrie Bickmore. I'm her big strong boy.
justice for the cows
the ai hype has diedwhat a bubble
>>142965524https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyxy_KMom7g
>>142965536looks like a t20 paki paddle team logo.
>>142965452*tips halo*
where would you put 100 bucks
>>142965555meth mostly
>>142965555my wallet.
>>142965555https://www.wheeloratings.com/afl_brownlow.htmlnoah anderson could be value
>>142965555pokies
I LEFT MY HEART TO THE SAPPERS ROUND KHE SANHAND MY SOUL WAS SOLD WITH MY CIGARETTESTO THE BLACK MARKET MANI'VE HAD THE VIETNAM COLD TURKEYFROM THE OCEAN TO THE SILVER CITYAND IT'S ONLY OTHER VETS COULD UNDERSTAND
>>142965555Patrick Cripps six months ago
>>142965555PARSIQ
more of a The Angels man me
footy footy footy
>>142965636meant the screaming jets
not reading this thread
everything’s so expensive these days
>>142965649meant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLkU-FjWx7U
>>142965569meant for>>142965689
Star Giants Tom Green has been given a "formal reprimand" for making comments on a podcast saying the word "disgrace" and "ruining the game".Full quote - " The General uproar and consensus around the Toby Bedford decision is that it is a disgrace and I couldn't agree more"The AFL continue to be a joke, and are embarrassing themselves yet again. What is factually wrong about what he said about the Bedford decision?
>>142965689cool it with the antisemitic remarks
babe wake up mr beast is getting cancelled
>offtopic posting is fine but if you mention the followers of YHWH you get a warning or a ban?i'm confused i thought commiepoof redditor tranny jannies hated god's chosen peopleor does commiepoof enjoy sucking rabbi cock like rabbis enjoyed sucking xir cock about a week after his birth
>>142965689mick's mum's pretty affordable
>>142965700chune
why the fuck wouldn't the AFL get any of the following acts?>Paul Kelly, The Whitlams, Crowded House, The Angels, Spacey Jane, The Avalanches, Jet, Wolfmother, Oh Mercy
>>142965868Might stoke some highly problematic Australian nationalism
>>142965868at least half of those acts have already played the granny. >>142964416
these guys with briggs and paul kelly are playing the pre-show enthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEiiCnIAwkg
they should get robbie williams to do every year. the singing, the dancing, the outfits! the charisma. what a state presence, what a showman
>>142965555PLEBOCRATIA
do you reckon if we feed rc’s entire post history into AI we could make a bot that posts as him? i miss him so much
only aging losers (like me) watch the afl grand final, they're best hiring some washed up australian band from the 80s/90s/00s to play their somewhat memorable triple-m-core songs to lukewarm applause and be done with it>boom crash opera>the whitlams>you am i>baby animals>killing heidithe list goes on. no need to waste megabux on something largely forgettable, just get whatever local talent and leave it at that for far less money
Just want the half time sprint back, me
>>142966001Any of those are good options. Also Spiderbait.
>>142966021Did they not do it last year? They did it in 22. Right in front of my seat too. Shannon Neale is fucking quick, especially for a big fella.
>>142966035the grand final sprint is no longer held at half time. hasnt been for a few years I dont think its usually done pre-game now I think.
>>142965995RC peaked 5 years ago
>>142966053his weight didn't.
>>142965995Can only assume this is RC. Cannot believe anyone else would think he is a good poster.
rc is dead mate
>>142966206it's weird looking at that photo today because 90% of those guys are average at best players now
RC put effort into his posts and was always sure to include something insightful and/or high-quality in his posts. The same can't be said for most other regulars here. The post quality has declined severely since he left.
The AFL needs to crack down on Hawthorn’s gay goal celebrations
>>142966238so true
for me it's not sucking namefag cock
business idea: fly drone over closed training sessions and sell the footage to rival clubs
>>142966238
i’ll kill myself
>>142966289This broke him
cut copy low key goated fr on god no cap
>>142966320meant majak daw driving to bolte bridge btw
might go visit rcs grave in fawkner cemetery today
>olympics start just after euros and copa america finished just after the t20 world cup finished etc etc.....bread and circusesopiate of the masses
will carlton be the first team to have the coleman winner, brownlow winner, and win the gf all in the one season?
highest medal an afl player can obtain is a winning team norm smith medal
Walk confidently, like you own the streets. Predators can smell fear and vulnerability
>>142966383is from the from the paris lonely planet?
rc looms
>>142966376yep
Malcolm Blight is the only person to playin a flag, coach a flag, win a brownlow and win a coleman
source?
>carlton win colemanboring as fuck
you could say there is no blight on his career
>>142965868meth mostly
i just experienced the most consequential 5 minutes of my life. thank you kazakhstanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RzPtA6lWp0
footo tonight
>>142966548>mfw
>>142966560looks like his name is xavier
>>142966581his name is Mete
amazing how obsessed about and mindbroken by fit people commiepoofs arehttps://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/am/far-right-active-club-appears-in-australia-/104139778
funny how people get annoyed at the grand final entertainment and then go on to name 5 of the oldest, obscure, irrelevant musical acts like it's any better lol. don't ask me who I'd have, katy perry seems fine.
why don’t they ever get people of colour to perform
>>142966600racism mostly
Dan Andrew will receive a yearly pension of just under $300,000 for the rest of his life
>>142966497>>142966495>namehow embarrassing that your unfunny mick has exposed you
>>142966617he's not me retard
>>142966600huh?
alf
>>142966641no but steven may
>>142966641please watch our sport
>>142966641PLEASE
>>142966593>local artists with enduring legacies, intergenerational appeal and real musical abilityor>washed up, foreign, studio babby pop star who is even less relevant today despite being more recent and no real musical talentkeep your retard opinions to yourself
>>142966665FUCKINGT H I SHIS
>>142966666
>>142966673/afl/ mogged by /nrl/ yet again
Does anyone remember that ad that heavily implied that an echidna was giving oral sex to young, attractive women?God I wish I was that echidna
>>142966665yeah like umm gay impala or umm bro king gizzard bro yeah love that music bro hang 10 brother. keep that shit to yourself
>>142966690nohe's rightyou are wrong
>>142966688antz pantz sic em rex with toneya bird
The Teskey Brothers would be another good act
>less than 50 posts in 10 hours>/afl/ mogged by /nrl/ yet againfuck off nrlsperg
what's gurrumul up to these days
>>142966688and people wonder why the youth of today are fucked
>>142966719get his ass
>>142966724he dead...ly unna
what's nrl
>>142966727>>142966831meth mostly
>>14296683158 posts
katy perry is BOGGED
>>142962190RegurgitatorPowderfingerSpiderbaitThe living endSilverchair
did anyone find amphetamines in the newcastle area
>>142966870>SilverchairThey've split up, the singer guy went wackadoodlePowderfinger would be great thoughIIRC The Living End's already done it (or was that Grinspoon?)
>>142966873no but steven may
mad how the discussion on reddit is better and made by more successful people
go back ghislaine maxwell, owner of u/maxwellhill a mod of r/worldnews iykwim haha
>Marie Michelle Quezon, child protection officer with UNICEF Philippines, pointed to a national Anti-Money Laundering Council report that found Australia has consistently ranked as the third-highest source of transactions, by both volume and value, related to online sexual abuse and exploitation of children, following the United States and the United Kingdom.'australian' 'men'
>>142966981all micksperg btw
i bet most of those transactions originated in rose bay and toorak iykwim haha
>>142966986kekthis broke me
>>142966887TLE was 2016
>>142967042pretty sure that was MAGA champ
pretty sure you're not funny.
teams loom
pretty sure meth mostly
he’s not me retard
chiko roll for dinner lads
meth mostly for dinner lads
>>142967042Thanks, I always have got those two bands mixed up, ever since they came out
turns out powderfinger did it in 2008
where teams?
>>142967153victoria mostly
test
>>142967111i did it with your mum back in 2008 champ
the next game of footy is carlton v port adelaide at docklandseasy win for carlton based on their 3rd quarter performance against north melbourne
>>142967183trip on micksperg
CarltonGeelongEssendonGold CoastGWSFremantleCollingwoodBulldogs Adelaide
the Brisbane Olympics is shaping up to be a national embarrassment
>>142962654America is adding 'flag football' next Olympics so it's not even that far fetched.
>>142967229>Adelaidewhich team is this? never heard of it
>>142967275trip on dandres iykwim haha
>>142967282pretty sure the next olympics are in paris champeven the natsocs didn't capture france that fast
>>142961062Is that a waxwork or real doll or something?
@albertmiller2electricbooga8971 year agoSeeing Ben Cousins in Perth is like a bigfoot sighting everyone talks abt it
>>142966320F U C K I N GT H I SHISThey're also festival veterans so they know how to perform live to a big crowd. Problem is they only have one song that most of the public would know.
>In: P. Wright, D. Heppelllol
FRIDAY, JULY 26Carlton v Port Adelaide at Marvel Stadium, 7.40pm AESTCARLTONIn: B.Kemp, M.McGovern, M.PittonetOut: S.Durdin (calf), B.Acres (foot), T.De Koning (foot)Last week's sub: David CuninghamPORT ADELAIDEIn: K.Farrell, La.JonesOut: D.Williams (omitted), O.Lord (omitted)Last week's sub: Quinton NarkleSATURDAY, JULY 27North Melbourne v Geelong at Blundstone Arena, 1.45pm AESTNORTH MELBOURNEIn: J.Stephenson, Z.Duursma, W.PhillipsOut: C.McKercher (soreness), Z.Fisher (foot), E.Ford (ankle)Last week's sub: Liam ShielsGEELONGIn: J.Bews, T.Bruhn, S.NealeOut: Z.Tuohy (managed), B.Parfitt (omitted), M.Knevitt (omitted)Last week's sub: Ted ClohesyGold Coast v Brisbane at People First Stadium, 4.35pm AESTGOLD COASTIn: T.Berry, J.Witts, M.RosasOut: J.Walter (omitted), A.Sexton (omitted), C.Budarick (omitted)Last week's sub: Will GrahamBRISBANEIn: L.Morris, J.Prior, C.McKennaOut: D.Joyce (jaw), H.Andrews (concussion), B.Reville (omitted)Last week's sub: Bruce RevilleSt Kilda v Essendon at Marvel Stadium, 4.35pm AESTST KILDAIn: A.CaminitiOut: L.Henry (knee)Last week's sub: Hugo GarciaESSENDONIn: P.Wright, D.Parish, D.HeppellOut: J.Kelly (Injured), M.Guelfi (hamstring), T.Goldstein (omitted)Last week's sub: Archie PerkinsMelbourne v Greater Western Sydney at the MCG, 7.30pm AESTMELBOURNEIn: M.Gawn, B.Laurie, T.WoewodinOut: C.Salem (hamstring), K.Tholstrup (concussion), T.Sparrow (omitted)Last week's sub: Jack BillingsGREATER WESTERN SYDNEYIn: S.TaylorOut: I.Cumming (hamstring)Last week's sub: Xavier O'HalloranFremantle v West Coast at Optus Stadium, 6.10pm AWSTFREMANTLEIn: J.Draper, T.EmmettOut: A.Pearce (arm), M.Walters (hamstring)Last week's sub: James AishWEST COASTIn: J.McGovern, J.Waterman, J.Darling, E.YeoOut: A.Witherden (omitted), J.Jones (omitted), J.Petruccelle (omitted), C.Chesser (omitted)Last week's sub: Josh Rotham
SUNDAY, JULY 28Collingwood v Richmond at the MCG, 1.10pm AESTCOLLINGWOODIn: L.Schultz, M.Cox, B.Frampton, J.Bytel, H.Harrison, W.ParkerOut: R.McInnes (omitted), N.Kreuger (concussion), J.Richards (omitted)Last week's sub: Lachie SullivanRICHMONDIn: N.Vlastuin, T.Taranto, J.Bauer, M.CoulthardOut: T.Nankervis (concussion)Last week's sub: Tyler SonsieSydney v Western Bulldogs at the SCG, 3.20pm AESTSYDNEYIn: C.Mills, S.Wicks, C.Mitchell, A.Francis, P.LadhamsOut: D.Rampe (calf), T.Papley (ankle)Last week's sub: Corey WarnerWESTERN BULLDOGSIn: O.Baker, C.Daniel, R.Garcia, L.JonesOut: R.Sanders (managed)Last week's sub: Jack MacraeAdelaide v Hawthorn at Adelaide Oval, 3.40pm ACSTADELAIDEIn: C.Jones, J.Borlase, T.Walker, D.Curtin, J.Worrell, N.McHenryOut: N.Murray (knee), J.Butts (foot), J.Dawson (concussion)Last week's sub: Brayden CookHAWTHORNIn: C.Mackenzie, H.Morrison, J.GunstonOut: NilLast week's sub: Finn Maginness
love her
>>142967355>harry mckay not outyeah carlton are corrupt
>>142967419but he wasn't concussedi think it's you that needs your head checked
>>142967442bullshit they assessed him way afterwards
almost as lopsided as Carlton v Port Adelaide
>>142967449need to get those gaza numbers up higher imho
brad scott OUT
ladsbad scotthaha
>>142967371based serena appreciator
scott no idea
>>142967464ewww no thanks i don’t like monkeys
bring back simmo
>>142967464had an ex called serenachinese girl
'izzy 'dea: 'rsday nite footo
West Coast fucked up by not taking Sheezle.
i might just be one of the best looking and intelligent people in my home town (melbourne)
>>142967519same
she's so prettyi love her so much
he's so uglyi hate him so much
real footy on tonight (NRL)
kingy on
kettle on
mad how the CFMEU tried to fuck with the AFL and got completely and utterly blastedfuck setka and his nrl loving dogs
>>142967692meant nrl loving wogs btw
will the derby be good or a fizzer
crazy how no one talks about harley reid any more, wonder why that is
>>142967714*spins wheel*meth mostly
finna call child protection services on mumza
>>142967737you must be 18 to post here
>>142967737Maybe you should call fat lazy neet leech protection services
>>142967749i am. but i’m sooo hungry and she only gave me a ham and cheese toasted sandwich for tea and said if i wasn’t happy with it i can get my own food
>>142967757sounds like you can get your own food you fat cunt
lid OFFtv UPdinner ONalf IN
do you guys remember when they were talking up what a huuuge finals series it would be in victoria with carlton essendon and collingwood in the top 4 lol
>>142967773no but kek
>>142967769based mumza
>>142967773>theyyou mean rc and his terrible terrible tipping
>>142967769don’t care if she wants me to move out. while i’m living under her roof i’m her responsibility. she knows i can’t afford to buy food for myself and she’s just being a bitch
thrusting my penis and ejaculating in mia fevolas vagina
>>142967464
>>142967814based fev
>>142967831Bruh…
>He's eating her face.. OH MY GOD HE'S EATING HER FACE... Tell them.. tell them.. they gotta bring their guns and they gotta shoot him. They gotta kill him.
>>142967840not his biological daughter mateyou know he has thought about it
>>142967845Whatttt?
>>142967809> while i’m living under her roof i’m her responsibility.you and micksperg should swap notes. then kiss.
>>142967692Rule 1 of Life:Do not play chicken with the Freemasons. They will ruin your life.Setka got too big for his boots and paid the price.
>>142967724Caddy emerging as the league's best young talent stole the spotlight from him
really makes you wonder why people have pet chimpshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc
Did you guys play handball in school? funnest sport to play icl
>micksperg's dadza gets with this sad cunt's mumzabasically this movie
>>142967876i played footy and i never handballed
>>142967876Do you mean like four square or European handball?
ya mums hands on my balls
>>142967371BASED Hannah simpy
>>142967896that's what she said
*be's taking the king square*
wish a woman would grab me by the balls
Kingy is so fucking based
saw some kids doing coconut coconut crack on the train, took me back 20 years
Feels like a lifetime ago
bbw orgy
>>142967907Remember this prick in year 7 would start at king square, "lock" all these rules like no aeroplane or poison or whatever, then "lock" "locks" so no one could change the rules except him. Maybe we put up with it because it was his ball, but still can't believe that we just copped that shit.
>coconut crack whats that
Evening chaps, how was work today?
>>142967884That’s downball
>>142967919i'd literally forgotten about it. most unremarkable premiership team i can recall.
i love chippies
>>142967944What's handball then?
>>142967953European handball
dan houston's gone to the dees
>>142967952Same here but can’t eat them because I’m on a diet :(
>>142967945they had 1 memorable player (dusty) and then riewoldt, can't remember anything else
>>142967943
Who is the most memorable premiership team, bulldogs or 2005 swans for me
>>142967955Shit sport. Netball for pin dicks
>>142967967SO true
>>1429679832000 Dons
>>142967945>>142967966Most dominate team of the past 10 years. I know you're just trying to rev me up but I'm not taking the fucking bait mate
do you guys wanna start a pickleball team?
>>142968018You just did, little bitch boy
>>142968028No but pickle rick
>>142968028Yes mate. You bring your pickle I'll bring my balls
KICK THE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
My favourite sports to do are >tennis (with someone of similar skill lvl)>kicking soccer ball at goals>kick to kick footy
>>142968058i wanna play footy with women and tackle them
My favourite sport is sexIf it were in the Olympics I'd have beaten Phelps's record
Irene’s drinking again
>>142968107Come on Irene
some of the girls on home and away are real sexy
dont care about themjust her
i’m sad
i just her so much
made in bondi looks interesting might have give it a watch
>>142968212why's that mate?
why do they always stop scheduling thursday night games halfway through the season?
>>142968270because afl is bastard man
>>142968270meth mostly
>>142968240meth mostly
>>142967869meth mostly
>>142967928meth mostly
mostly meth
what aflw player has the smelliest pussy
This place would dramatically improve if the forced mick spammers were banned - especially mickhead
>>142968318Abby holmes
>>142968320
>>142968318hannah mouncey
>>142968320This place would be dead you idiot
>>142968332It already is dead, genius.
rc save us please
would trade my money for someone to truly love me
just wanna get my dick sucked
RC's dead baby
>You are banned!>You have been permanently banned from all bo-ACK!
>>142967919delete this
miss the soul of camera flashes at sporting events
Were there actually abos in Tasmania? How tf did they cross the bass strait in I’m guessing wooden canoes
double the jannies salaries i say
>>142968400Try https://www.theblowers.com/#You go there, make a profile and you'll be able to get your dick sucked no worries
five foot three and an attitude five foot three and an attitude
I just want my arse fucked
any good female track and field pics/webms yet?
I got a fat ass and a baaaaad attitude
>>142968503And you’re proud of that?
>>142968018Hawthorn were more dominant and Geelong were even more so but that was over a decade ago.
evening lads, bout to watch deadpool and wolverine, will report back in about 3 hours on my thoughts
>watching capeshitshig
>>142968555Cheers lad. I hate capeshit as a rule but am slighty open to this one being not shit because Reynolds and Jackman seem like an enjoyable duo.
only good capeshit:>The Dark Knight>The Joker>Blade>Mystery Men
i won’t be watching it
>>142968609i like raimi spiderman
>>142968609joker is highly overrated
for me it was batman returns
i hope the tillies get raped at the olympics
>>142968640Perhaps but it is a good and interesting film
>>142967519>t.
>>142968657not me i don’t
>>142967814has she been with more footy players than any other woman?also, just thinking about it. i've never known anyone in any capacity at all related to the AFL. administration. players. wags. and i've lived in vic my whole life
might as well watch taxi driver or the king of comedy
i cant watch anything i just think about her
https://voca.ro/1jN1t6hvf5OE
>>142968609Nobody has a cape in Joker
you think i'm pretty without any makeup on
the last capeshit i watched was the first deadpool
>>142968623crisp
>>142968646>white women in parisIt’s likely
>>142968681I went to school with a bunchnone from my year level though
is /afl/ worth one good man's life? we believed it once. make us believe it again. he was a soldier of /afl/. honor him
>>142968754miss rc so much
Hi fellas
It's rigged, you plebocrat.There, there's your RC.
>>142968754who will help me carry him?
I have it on good authority he’s coming back during the pre finals bye
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
>>142968483land bridge
>>142968819Good point
Gladiator is the most epic movie
>>142968699crisp field recordings bruv
>>142968712No I don't, you ugly cunt
>>142968609Batman Returns is better than all of those
>>142968834No but epic movie
>>142968834No, but Steven May
>>142968483rode turtles
>>142968834Excited for Gladiator 2?
The Last Samurai is the most perfect movie ever
>>142968863Not really, but if its good I'll definitely watch it at some point
Russell Crowe mogs Tom Cruise, Leo DiCaprio, any other modern actor. Charismatic as fuck. Watch 3:10 to Yuma.
>>142968864Fr?
>>142968878More of a Master and Commander man myself.
>>142968893>eyequeem
No but pooey undies
>>142968893Anything with him. His voice, presence and ability to be charming or intimidating are unmatched.
Name one bad thing about The Last Samurai
>>142968919Tom Cruise
Counting calories and staying in a deficit whilst being an alco is hard af
>>142968919Russell Crowe isn't in it
scoops must be stopped
>>142968931What alcohol do you drink?
>>142968926Tom Cruise is brilliant in it
>>142968919Whitewashed
Has the boat people saga based and redpilled?
>>142968950Coopers and -196, only having 4-6 a night atm
>>142968954It's Tom Cruise though
>>142968931What are you trying to lose weight or something?
>>142968982No I’m trying to maintain
>>142968969That's a lot to drink every night, but even then one's beer which is carb heavy and one's sugary. You could cut down on calories by switching to straight spirits.
>>142968973Hawthorn are the talk of the town. Be a shame if they missed finals.
>>142968995Maintain what?
going to go dream about her
>>142968971Tom Cruise is awesome though
>>142968999The -196 have minimal carbs which is why I drink them
>>142969040Nah he's a weirdcunt
>>142969048Isn't it soft drink?
>>142969054It’s japanese
sticking my finger up my bum and then sniffing my finger
>>142969066True
>>1429690546%abv
>>142969068Why ya doing that ya silly billy?
>>142969068Cringe
>>142969074meth mostly
>>142969074mumza's busy
can we hire chicken for the /afl/ meetup?
Should just let midweek alf die tbqh
A certain man, a former full-time analyst of AFL football, just updated his Instagram account picture to the aromantic/asexual pride flag.
>>142969151Oh dear, the big man has officially given up on women and now men, and he didn't even give transgenders a fair go.
>>142968018It's true though, out of all the triple premiership teams of this century they had the least amount of star power, a champion team not a team of champions
>>142969151>>142969186looks like his big w shopping for summer pool party supplies shirt
>>142969230Holy kek
I have two new favourite sounds
>>142969296https://youtu.be/z2NbJrRV2xU?si=1793n6ov7tJy3ExZ
>>142969296https://youtu.be/YyWb7MHpbJA?si=qrEN4xSsyS41wYY_
It is LITERALLY not even worth trying to be anything other than a NEET in Australia. Can't buy a house unless you're earning $175k and pooling your money with a spouse that will divorce you and take your assets and kids as soon as you turn 45. The only way to fight back is to be as much of a sponge as you can. This country is nothing more than an economic zone. Abuse it as much as you can and squeeze it for everything it's got. Fuck Australia.
>>142969326Just get a job and a girlfriend
>>142969326mum wouldn't let you have a 3rd bowl of ice cream, huh?
>>142969358This but unironically
>>142969358>can't afford to rent alone unless you make at least 80k>Australian women are a meme
need my big fat faggot ass fucked by big dicks
australian women are truly fucking awful
>>142969230HOWLING
australia are playing in the rugby 7s soon lads
>>142969443So true. I reckon they're legit the worst in the world
>>142969479dont care didnt ask
>>142969485black women are worse
>>142969497african woman can be very good
>>142969486FOWF
>>142969497was really meaning the white wesern world, i don't care about the rest
kenya literally has a player named obongo lmao
i like 7s more than regular rugby but still wouldn’t watch it outside the lympics
>>142969541why is that funny?
>all the streaming sites i've checked so far don't have the rugby even thought it's the fucking olympics
>>1429695889Now idiot
>>142969588its literally on channel 9 mate
>>142969596>>142969600why is 7s on 9 it should be on 97and 9now live is fucked on my machineVODs generally are fine thoughbeit
>>142969579because i am racist
we are losing the rugbywouldnt be losing the footy ill tell you that
>>142969635fuck you
>>142969648fuck you commiepoof go suck more you know who circumcised dick
couldn't give less of a shit about the goylympics
imagine aflx at the olympics
how it’s starting vs how it’s going
>>142969660crisp sadsack
Where's Ozempic?
>>142969677>the dons used to be sponsored by donholy shit
>>142969664I would hang myself in shame
>>142969677Bloke looks like Jobe Watson
Argies getting rolled rn
>>142969596>>142969600don't have telly
>>142969774check again mate
>>142969774link me up buttercup
>>142969813kayo.com.au
Anyone have a good beef stew recipe? I can do on the open fire tomorrow?
>>142969797spoiler that shit faggot or tell eddie to fix 9now>>142969813https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falklands_Warhttps://www.sportshub.stream/event/olympic_games_216914977/
>>142969832>eating meat
>>142969797check again argiethe falklands are british soil>>142969832meth mostly
Watching parks and rec lads
meant sleeping in park in tent btw
>>142969876he's not me retard
>>142969832https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCvk5t0YofQ
>>142969861why
>>142969929aubrey plaza mostly
>Essendon legend and former coach James Hird is pondering a return to coaching at state league level, with a big VFL club making him their top priority.
>just found out the Olympics has already started
yeh, so that carlton port adelaide game coming up on friday lads
deadpool vs wolverine lad herefilm just wrapped up, can definitely rate this kino. 8/10>jennifer garner finally got to be elektra in something good for once (and also be hot still)
>>142970312as a port customer im glad i can get the loss out the way early and devote the rest of the weekend to the olympics
>>142970321>capeshit>kinogo back iykwim haha
rec me a GOOD kino
>>142970467Platoon
>>142970467unironically triumph of the willhttps://archive.org/details/TriumphOfTheWillHQit really makes you think
think about going back to /pol/
>>142970486good filmseen it a few times
>>142970467Good Time
think about going back to /monke/
>>142970501think about going back to plebbit>>142970507i used to watch it whenever i got sadreally helped but haven't watched it for a whilemaybe i should watch it againunironically inspirational>ynr he turned the german economy around in far less time than america turned theirs around>and america only turned their economy around thanks to the war and the arms industry
>>142970533haha where's he off to then?
>>142970551i don't want to talk about it
>>142970611no but Steven may
why did they hold an olympics in atlanta?
>>142970551hawthorn training
>>142970467good kino, starring nicolas cage
>>142970801lol
>>142970752meth, mostly
suck me off so good
>>142971569suck me off da neksd sdayshun ya white dawg
*waits next station*
might go micksperg post in the olympics thread
>>142971738you're not me retard
je suis micksperg
i'm micksperg and so is my wife iykwim haha
pretty sure I'm micksperg
I'm Eugene
sometimes I pretend to be micksperg for 20 minutes or so because I think shitting up the the thread is pretty funny
>>142972703same but it’s hard in other generals because everyone just ignores you
