>Lap:#7267>Countdown to Waffle Deathtrap GP::https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>142948757>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx >FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:219 (216 starts)>Sergio Pérez Grands Prix since last win:31>Femando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:192>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan81>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 265 (+10)NOR: 189 (+18)LEC: 162 (+12)SAI: 154 (+8)PIA: 149 (+25)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 389 (+16)McLaren: 338 (+43)Ferrari: 322 (+20)Mercedes: 240 (+19)Aston Martin: 69 (+11)>2024 WEC StandingsPER: 806.32 (+54.52)RIC: 805.19 (+50.15)HAM: 770.13 (+18.37)>News:AMX banned from late night iracing by MarkoAlpine reveal new capeshit themed livery for Deadpool & Wolverine movie (spoiler: it's shit)Red Bull has opted to take engine penalty in Spa for Max’s car and Max will take a 10 place grid penalHamilton has a broken clock moment and says that AC units in F1 is a shit ideaRed Bull technical chief Wache explains ongoing push to help Perez and insists the team still have faith in him
Crofty was right.
>>142962606Throwback to Rrari DRS spechttps://youtu.be/nNCQ_MDeVFE
Anyone into olympics?
>>142962623gooning olympics
Hamilton is just scared he wont understand how to use the AC controls.
>>142962592Aston wasn't +11 last race
>>142962592HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1429626391 is one, another 1 is still just 1, so its correct
Prediction for the weekend: Verstappen outqualifies Perez even after the ICE 10 place grid drop
>>142962672cold take
>>142962662Are you saying there is no difference between the 1 car and the 11 car?
>>142962672Predict how Goblina misses out on sure victory this time
>>142962623go explode in donbas already!
>>142962694I'm saying M*rcedes should hire Terrence Howard to do all their maths for them.
Is Verstappen fully exposed at this point? he has MASSIVE MELTDOWNS the instant his car isn't 3 seconds a lap faster than anybody elsehe is going to age unbelievably poorly as a champion, nobody likes him...
gimi
>>142962711Spain 2016 2: The Electric Boogaloo
migu
The 3 weeks after this race are gonna be torture.
>>142962711The opposite of Hungary but Piastri doesn't give the place back
>>142962809weird to make a poster of your car crashing
so alpeen-mercedes confirmed?
>all the anti max shit posting I knew this board was full of DTS trannys.
Laurent Rossi must have an ego on a dictator to have such power in Alpine...
>>142962721Thats what happen when you only slept for 4 hours because of Late night COD session.KWAB
>>142962623why don't they have motorsport at the olympics??
>>142962844tldr not bussin' no cap fr fr
Prediccy: Lando on pole (cuz he’s a fag) based PS3 robot takes the lead into t1. Team drama ensues.
>>142963002lazy stroopwafelthis is basically confirmation of alpeencedesapparently the folks at viry shat il yon got told the 2026 project is dead yesterday
Reminder Mercedes is set to be the fastest car this weekend ;)
100 race plan to stop being a works team
Feels good being on a race week and not knowing who can win
>>142962623Only if F1 was in it
>>142962833>>142962844I no longer want alpine to turn things around
We need an Olympic GP tb h
>>142963168That's why were are talking about those, who with absolute certainty, will not win, and will indeed shit themselves.
>>142962623esport olympics
>>142963195We could host it in Tel Aviv, call it the European Olympic Grand Prix
>>142963168This season turned into certifiable kino so gradually that /f1/ hardly noticed.
>>142963288Yes!!
>>142963294Only if norris and hamilton choke
checo redeemed with a lemon tailored for max
>>142963195IRacing is olympic sports now
>>142963396>her eyes are visible koreans are the fakest mfers on the planet
>>142963396>checo redeemedThese words make no sense when put together.
>>142963396Relation of this image with formula 1?
Going to the beach shant be watch spa
>>142963507you're gonna be at the beach at 7 am?
>>142963507Perez will be joining you in his car.
I caught the worst fever of my life and I’ve been bedridden for five days now I want to kms
Wobbler should have won one.
kek what a brick
>>142963556Why is rando in front of the race winner
>>142963556>youngest non-teammates 1-2: Austria 2019, Verstappen and Leclerc>youngest teammates 1-2: Malaysia 2016, Verstappen and Ricciardo>youngest teammates (in McLaren) 1-2: Hamilton and Alonso in 2007
>>142963046Mercedes has been the fastest car every race since 2014, bro
>>142963556being pozzed in the head is no joke
>watching the race vid>look at comments >someone says yuki has “that DAWG”Ok that had to be an /f1/ poster right
>>142962711>goblando wins it, 20 seconds ahead>summoned to the stewards>disqualified for illegal parts (flexiwing)>mfw the fucking stewards only JUST started looking for it now
>>142962592i don't know were you get some of the OP pics for the race weekend that look hand-drawn, do you have any old ones from Spa ?
Can we just ban Alpine from F1? They will never reach the heights of 05-06 ever again
Tsunoda will not be on the grid by 2026. What are your thoughts about it?
>>142963195they should do karting instead
>>142963792Tsunoda should have the RB seat no joke
>>142963823Marko wants to put him in the Red Bull seat after the summer break, too bad that with the internal struggles he doesn't have much of a say any more.
>>142963792good riddance>driver>DRIVER, BUT LE NIHON
>>142962623no clue whats happening
>>142963551i bet you believe in climate change now
>>142963952Of course he does. His brains have baked out.
>>142963747Give Flavio some time
Bleh
can you find a better pic of a driver doing an ahegao face?
i must admit i have some jap song stuck in my headi cant place itsomething about pushing to the limiti dont watch anime etc. so i can only imagine its the fault of one of you lot
>>142964080Imagine not watching Anime on the website where literal Anime character is the mascot of this website
>>142964135i just find it dumb and gay tbqh >oh my pansexual half warewolf in another dimension fighting giants discovered a rock today nyaaashow me how a fucking commercial printer works instead in the dryest way possible ffs
>>142964191>He watches Netflix """"""""""""""""""""""""""Anime""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>142964221i dont watch anything on netflix because i dont have the time to watch 30 hours of some series o get the payoffi dont even watch movies1hr max and bring the information
I’m done with alcohol
>>142964273im not.
>>142964080>>142964191>>142964261>>142964273>>142964283not your discord
what season of f1 should i watch to kill timeplease nothing before 2008
>>142964273good, time to move on to illegal substances
>>142963556uuuh im pretty sure ps3 won last race
>>1429642912024
>>142964295I’m team str8 edge
>>142964290
>>142964291Eternal schumi butthttps://player.angelthump.com/?channel=spf1general
>“Max Verstappen was rather thin-skinned this weekend, and of course it didn’t take long for criticism to arise – no wonder, since he spends half the night playing simracing,” Marko told Speed Week.Why do they keep saying "playing"? It is not merely a game.
>>142964831kekim assuming that hoi4 is real to you too
>>142964462>https://player.angelthump.com/?channel=spf1generalwait since when was the password gone?
>>142964926No idea but it looks like he doesnt stream anymore. Not even on the race day.
>>142964831>It is not merely a game.me after killing 3 tanks in a sherman as last alive using bushes and intuition
>>142964273Good time for sniffing glue
merc money motorhome
>>142965372these are always a bit weird to methey haul around shipping containers to sit in for the weekend and have to break it down and set it up
>>142965427i dont understand why the drivers dont stay there
>>142965372Toto. This is Fernanon Anonso. Job done. Offer AMX complimentary cat litter for life and you'll sign the dastardly fast sometimes bastard ( no disrespect to his mum, fastest womb ever ). If she's single I can mingle.
>>142965427it's about comfort if everyone is comfortable and they have a lot of space it's easier to workif your sitting under a bunnings pop-up gazebo on plastic lawn chairs it makes doing things a bit hardernot that i'm above bunnings gazebo's and lawn chairsand yeah it's a flex as well
>>142965372easy to forget how much effort it takes to keep the circus running behind the scenesmakes you wonder how some teams tolerate their shitty driver flushing their race down the drain weekend after weekend
>>142964831Simracing is more life than NPC life. The mad lad stays on his grind. What up cuz what up blood what up
Just like DucatiGP, F1 is now MercedesGP. After Alpine-Mercedes, Redbull is definitely switching to Mercedes engline soon
>>142965531Barbaric blasphemous blasphemy. The bald jetset bastard Pete Windsor said their engine is sorted
>>142965467>if your sitting under a bunnings pop-up gazebo on plastic lawn chairs it makes doing things a bit hardertop kek
>>142965613Honda is shit engine bro
>>142965613>windsoreWhy are bongs so obsessed with that name? Sounds painful
ANOTHER PIASTRI WIN THIS SUNDAY COMING AUSBROS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING
>>142965650Ima honda lad 4 life. Saved me life thrice. I will immediately marry any woman whether obese or Japanese if she drives Honda. That's how committed ivam to the brand. Jacuzzi Yuki will be WDC because Marko believes in him. If you disagree with me you're a bony bastard with no regard for humanity
"lando im trying to protect you"pee ass tree as some off track game knows the maFIA n shiiiiiet
He will never win anything ever again
>>142965914nah it's his girlfriend
Team orders should be banned again.
>>142965960teams would just use code language in the radio and post-race the drivers would pretend that they let their teammate pass out of generosity
>>142965879The lad has had hair implants since age 3. Its over. Makes too many mistakes. Yolo Norris balls have descended. Pure racer erection from lights to flag now courtesy of former pilots larping as pundits with severe writer's block
>>142966006I mean the most obvious team order like last week race should be banned
I HATE NORIZZ I HATE NORIZZ I HATE NORIZZ I HATE NORIZZ I HATE NORIZZ
Imagine if Norris actually fight for WDC but lost in Abu Dhabi by 3 points thanks to Team order in Hungary lmao
It's up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCSjFJdVXmQ
>>142964273I'm done with your sister. Come pick her up.
>implying goblin will ever get its shit together even on a rocket carcasual reminder that amx won on a renlol-powered shitbox
>>142966078But I only have a brother…?
>>142966108Anon...look it's not my place to be the one to tell you
>max 10 place grid penalty I won't even get excited because he'll just dispatch the midfielders in the first few laps whilst the field spread is small
>>142963556
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>>142962930I don't buy this cause plenty of the drivers stay out till similar hours at the clubs or fancy restaurants boozing.
>>142966059BASED>>142965650>what retards unironically think
>>142965879Ew
>>142965467>tents and plastic chairzworked for Angelina Jolie
ghimi
i shpun
morning lads
>>142966426It’s just the british being petty as usual. Every chance they get they unleash thinly veiled verbal insults on Verstappen for daring to challenge british drivers. They honestly need to be cleared out. F1 is an American owned sport so the britshits should stay on their little red button loisonce channel.
>>142966599their lack of self-awareness is astounding however unsurprising, and it certainly is not isolated to f1
>>142966426It's stupid behaviour regardless, but what >>142966599 says is also true.
VERSTAPPEN WILL NEVER WIN ANY THING EVER AGAIN
>>142966599I always say that the true great satan in F1 is Sky Sports and the British media cause they're the ones that enable people like Toto or Hamilton to do what they did.
Is it race weak?
>>142966669You only have to look at crofty's commentary difference between Lewis winning silverstone 2024 to Kimi winning COTA 2018He absolutely licks lewis' arsehole and clearly had a script written for all the things he was going to say to that effect, banged on about it for 3 minutes. When Kimi won COTA, he just said Kimi's first win in 100 and something races, Ferrari wins it, the strategy paid off.British commentary is always utter dogshit.
why no gimi >>142966666
very poor laptime in this thread
why is max changing his engine anyway?something broke that they cant fix or ? shouldn't the backup engine just be the same
>>142966865Engines wear down and make less power. Why do you think top level karting is so expensive? They buy a fuck ton of engines, dyno them, pick the best one and replace them after one race
>>142966882makes sense I suppose, better do it before than after the brake i suppose
>>142965531Its ridiculous how Mercedes muscled its way on F1 engine records. Even peak-Ferrari were not that efficient.
>>142966928Anon Merc engines were thing since 80s
Bom dia, Goedemorgen, /f1/!
>>142966933
Mercedes should sign Liam Lawson
>>142962623Yes I'm- oh wait I read Ozempic
>>142966639glad to see our lord and savior Shädman get relevancy again lmao
>>142966948Aurelia is bae
>>142966722Alex Jacques commentary is great and he doesn't overtly suck the dick of British drivers like Sky does. I wouldn't watch a Crofty-commentated race in 2024 even for free
>>142967003Isn't that guy still in jail?
new redpill just dropped
kek @ all the max faggots on fucking suicide watch
Max Verstappen is in blame for everything, i bet he even killed a little dog in his rb20
i wonder if f1 will still be around by 2050 or if the UK will have become too poor and balkanised by then
>max was carbabby all alongwowwho could have predicted this?
ocon to haas
>>142967217>multi year
>>142967217for the third time he goes to the team Hulk leaves, I'm sure this is record-territory by now
>>142967217lmao why would they want that cunt?
>>142967168How many UK teams are honorary Indian at that point?
>>142967217>it's real
>>142967217sad
>>142967217Not beating the rat allegations huh
>>142967217Ocon must be incredibly disappointed with his career. Imagine if he knew in his early season that in his late 20s he'd be in the Haas. There are worse cases definitely and he won a race but I'm sure he sees himself as a potential WDC.
>>142967217what did they do to my boy... this is a fate quite similar to death ..
>>142967217>POURQUOI LES CHOSES NE VONT-ELLES PAS DANS MON SENS ? JE TRAVAILLE DUR ET JE VIENS D'UNE FAMILLE PAUVRE ! JE MÉRITE MIEUX !
>>142967244So does Komatsu, he’d be very pleased to get a driver as good as Esteban at haas, how bad is alpine that he quit for fucking haas lol
Mick will drive the Alpine-Mercedes for free
HAAS WDC 2026, screenshot this
dont worry checobros hornyman always comes through for our guy
>>142967217And you stupid cucks doubted him
>>142967316costumer teams will all be shit in 2026 because only the works teams know how the engines work now
>>142966006>let their teammate pass out of generosityshould be bannedlike the chinese that tried to throw the badminton match
>>142967217>somehow günther returned
Boss...the chipotle
>>142967390How does this shitter keep getting contracts? He's selfish, fucks with teammates regularly, argues, is slow and a thorough shitter. Why is he on the grid?
>Red Bull back to previous sidepods and engine cover configuration for Spa on both cars.Punishment for staying up late playing videogames
>>142967217Perez Ocon reunited in 2025
>>142967399but enough about Hamilton
>>142964273Good for you my man
>>142967399I refuse to believe he is slow. He does have potential to be insanely fast, this is the quali head-to-head against Poorez and it was his second full-season in F1.
>ocon is 186cm>bearman is 184cm and may still gain height until he turns 25a team in the ultimate manlet sport towers me, grim
>>142967399He saw everything the team principles did last summer.
>>142967563ah yes, legendary qualifier Checo "Taco Senna" Perez, Slaughterer of Stroll, a true benchmark for elite quali performance
Who's taking the second Alpine and Sauber seat?>>142967399Teams don't care about whether people like the driver or not. Only if he's fast, and he's fast if you look past bring French and a rat. Ayao was also his race engineer and might believe he can get a handle on his shenanigans with Ollie.
>>142967602before this year Max has lost a few qualies against Perez, that was the pointeveryone knows that Perez is shit at qualies, it's just trying to show the difference was not much between Max and Ocon
>>142967584People above 185cm is a freak
>>142967629149cm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIBIS_1e6q8Nick Heidfeld's father cooking prime meat
no one:not a single soul:not even thanos:136812037:>Nick Heidfeld's father cooking prime meat
Who the fuck is that finnish reddit poster? Hes been on my nerves for months now. Is it a vpn faggot or just a """woman"""?
142967682
>>142967682>>142967698(You)
>>142967698RARE
Finland posts have dropped on quality like Aston Martin's development
>>142967698>>142967694>getting pwned, angery, mad and testicle twistered in 2024 from very simple trolling KEK! Couldn't be me! :D
>a rookie and a total cunt in one teamwhat the FUCK are they thinking Haas should have left kmag in one seat, because he's used to being cucked and is a full team player who will sacrifice himself just so the team gets some points, idk why are they replacing him with Ocon who is opposite of a team playerit's not like Hass will have 3rd fastest car next year, so they will still have to resort to such tactics they're doing now, like throwing one driver under the bus just to get some points etc.
>>142967723Would Ocon get beaten by a 36-year old Hulk 90% of the time?
>>142967723ocon is faster and probably brings more moneyalso they're both cunts it's just that kevin is a likeable one>>142967712you don't deserve to share a flag with kimi
>wake up>ocon in Haas for literal fucking years to come>day ruined
f1
>>142967748The F1 show needs villains
>>142967747ocon and kmag brin 0 money.
>>142966583
Good morning to gimiposters and racists
>>142967764kevin had that danish textile company money, don't know about ocon but there should be something there since this is still haas
>>142967760>tfw I never saw a single episode of itfeelsgoodman
>>142966639>>142967003thats andy's oc tho isn't it, i mean the character model is Sarah but the clothes are definitely Lilly no?
>>142967784based
>>142967784kill yourself sir
>>142967791you tune in to it every race week I'm afraidnot that I'm any better
where does this leave joe
>>142967826formula e
>>142967217KWAB
>>142967826Only logical replacement for Perez seat
>>142967826back to the bootleg Nikes sweatshop
>>142967784NARG
>>142967826with the likes of monteiro or baumgartner only ten times less memorable
>>142967818define tuning inbecause its mostly just background noise and shitposting on /f1/ for me
Nothing will ever top 2009/2010 silly season>new teams US F1, Campos and Manor accepted >BMW & Toyota suddenly pull out>Mercedes buys Brawn and signs Rosberg>Serbian "team" Stefan GP buys Toyota's car and tries to enter with Kazuki Nakajima & Jacques Villeneuve as race drivers and Pastor Maldonado as a reserve driver>they are denied by FIA>41 year old Schumacher comes back with Mercedes after 3 full seasons of retirement>Gimi's contract bought out by Ferrari (read: Santander)>McLaren lowball him so he goes to WRC as Sebastien Ogier's teammate in the Citroen Junior Team>Alonso replaces Gimi at Ferrari>Kubica replaces Alonso at Renault>Renault pairs Kubica with Vitaly Petrov>reigning world champion Button takes the McLaren seat next to Hamilton>Sauber left out of F1 after BMW left>Peter Sauber buys the team back but the entry vacated by BMW was already given to Lotus>after Toyota pull out, Sauber gets in and signs 39 year old Pedro de la Rosa who last raced in 2006>US F1 sign Jose Maria Lopez and James Rossiter (who was about to get a contract in Indycar)>they also flirt with Sebastien Loeb, Jacques Villeneuve and Ralf Schumacher>US F1 fails to enter F1 (or even produce a car)>Campos gets renamed HRT, they sign rookies Karun Chandhok & Bruno Senna>Manor gets renamed Virgin, they sign Timo Glock (from Toyota) & rookie Lucas di Grassi>Lotus signs Heikki Kovalainen (from McLaren) & Jarno Trulli (from Toyota)>Williams signs Rubens Barrichello who left Brawn after failing to win the WDC and promote Hulkenberg from his test driver position>Kamui Kobayashi gets the second BMW Sauber-Ferrari seat thanks to Toyota>both Red Bull lineups stay the same (WTF?)
>>142967863then clearly you're not racist™ enough
>>142967826ouuuuttttttttttttttttttttttt
>>142963195How hard would it be to arrange the calendar so there is a race in the country that is hosting the olympics at the time and give medals
>>142967926It would be better to have a motorsports Olympics with stock vehicles
>>142967800I think it's lesdias. The savior of cunny
>F1 drivers get police escorts when they come to/leave a race trackBut why
>>142967961You can pay for it in pretty much every country.
>>142967961Well, colonialism started falling apart after WWII
>>142967124I've seen the bith c on the left shilling car repairs. Outside of that no clue what else she's known for. The bith c on the right might look familiar if only the lass hadvan ass pic from an offset angle.
>>142967961Most major sports do this
>>142967142Perez is blacker than Sir Hamilton from a Mexican South West Tex perspective
Why is everyone dickriding the british so hard in this sport even though they are a meme-tier country at this point?
TIMELINE OF SHITSONNY AND ALONSO WILL NEVER WIN ANOTHER RACE EVER AGAIN
>>142967961They are celebrity movie stars of the Formula 1 show
>>142967217King Kwab
>>142967961wouldn't you try to murder Hamilton or goblina?
>>1429680007/10 teams are based in England.
>>142968003Oh,in the movie the Apx car uses a Merc engine?
>>142968034They use their own engine made for combat.
>>142967324Nothing reaffirms more than palm of horneyhand. Are those big booty block shaped bithes in mexico wearing spanx?
lezzies!!!
so... we all know if perez drops a stinker this weekend he's getting executed cartel style right?
>>142967747SEETHING
>>142967895fucking hell, there's so many great names hereall we get nowadays are feeder series shitters that are being fast-tracked straight into F1 for sponsorship reasons
>>142968069more like marko and horner get executed during the mexico gp if they fire him
>>142968000checo'd
>>142968040kek
>>142967982some men like to sit on warm toilet seats
>>142967826back to china
Screenshot this, 2028 Ocon to Audi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Bgl8HUFZAHOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>142967982Bet he was smug when he replaced him for 2020 only to replace him again in a midfield team 5 years later because Hulk got a better offer.
Perez is just another shitty South American. You just can't trust them since they become lazy after getting a big contract.
silverstone crash will be all that zhou will ever be remembered for
>>142968230He will be remembered when China invades the world
It's funny how we all knew that Lando was going to lose the race in the first corner.
>>142968265Allegedly it was a software problem. So basically McLaren gifted Piastri the win because they wanted two winners in their team for sponsor money (they announced a new one a few days later).
>>142968334But Lando is known for shit starts and Piastri is known for amazing starts
>>142968040It's the Ferrari 2019 engine
What did they mean by this?
Why dont teams just add unforce to make the cars lighter?
>>142968164Jajajajaja hahahaha jajahaha. Shatatouille is new name for Ocon
Hypothetically if Perez wasn't a complete shitter and looked good to stay on for next season, where would Ricciardo go? RB still hasn't given him another contract. Nor should he have another season as a 40 year old junior
>>142968376Back to being a PR clown
>>142968357https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp7Dc2nLkCc
>>142968376Hello, Liam
>>142968376>where would Ricciardo gohow much humiliation is too much
>>142968394It's an actual question though. It's bizarre to think people are talking him up as the replacement but he was likely getting booted out completely earlier this season when Perez was getting podiums
>>142968376Retardo does not deserve to ne on the grid.
>>142968376>where would Ricciardo go?Away hopefully
>>142968357interesting how hamilkek's car shat itself after that, while amx went on with no obvious issues
>>142968417Red Bull built their car for combat
>>142968426someone post that one mechanical issues table an anon made to show how Hamilton has a ridiculously low amount of DNFs due to it compared to everyone else in history
>>142968417hamilton's rear tires got launched higher and it was a faster corner
>>142968426I hate this meme
>>142968426You can't relax around Hamilton. Red Bull had learned it's lesson a few times.
>>142968436people really are correct when they say that you can't compare champions from different eras
THE GOAT HAS ARRIVEDTICK TOCK MAX
Daniel ricciardo is a cum-addicted twink
>>142968482I'm not saying it's fair to compare say 2024 to 1984but Mercedes' reliability before 2022 or 2023 was above and beyond what other teams in the same period had
>>142962592>APE Coin
>>142962711Max takes pole by half a second
>>142968491
>>142963742Lewis moved under braking, as i said it makes racing better
>>142964831Are we all pretending it was the reason he was mad. its over for red bull. max is right about excuses
Ollie Bearman is gonna have the worst season in the grid now...
>>142968537>>142968548>>142968556this could have easily been a single post
>>142968556Max has always been a little princess when things don't go his way.Simming before a race day just shows he's not taking his job seriousIt's a larger picture
>>142968208He's probably happy he got a race win while Hulk is still podiumless
>>142968596Like he did since 2019. sure bratwurst
Is Max going to throw even more tantrums now that he's grounded from playing video games?
Ayo mane. Dis nigga is reelly da massa?
>stares at pixels till 4am>wins 8 wdcs>retires after 2028What are YOU going to do about it?
>>142968650staring at atoms instead
how is replacing engines mid-seasin road relevant. question.
>>142968650>wins 8 wdcs*3
>video game has meta changes>top player cries and ragesWhy are gamers like this?
>>1429686742
>>142968610>B-b-but he always was like thatYes, mentally he's still a 17y old child
Seriously, why are gamers like this? I have a male friend who suddenly shouted and got mad while on his phone, asked him why was he mad and told me it was because of some changes to the "meta" of some game he playsI was relieved and thought it was really serious and important like Taylor Swift getting harmed or something
the absolute state of this general
>>142968596F1 has gotten so pussified that staying up late playing games is crossing the line. Image the outrage if James Hunt had spent all night playing monopoly with friends.
Why won't they give Yuki the 2nd Red Bull seat?
>>1429686852026 have been in intense scrutiny since their announcement. Minimum weight is an issue and they are as slow as F2.
>>142968808Uh ohRedditors won't like this post
>>142968607A race win everyone remembers him for I'm sure.
The Rat is going to Haas as expected.Sainz will not go to Sauber starting next season, no way. It's either Williams or Alpine.Lmao if Sauber gets Kmag.
>>142968808>>142968813KWAB HAMILTON WILL WIN AT SPA
>>142968827Sainz to Sauber is more likely than ever after the management change.
>>142968808>>142968813VPN
>>142968851?
>>142968862
>>142968808>>142968813if the thread had more posts like these than amx would have won the championship already but /f1/ is pozzed as fuck nowadays
>>142968862Thats his real CountryHes not using VPN
>>142968795He can barely speak English. How does the team expect him to follow team orders
>>142968918You bought a greek sim?
>>142968847Just because of Bino doesn't mean Audi is suddenly more attractive for Sainz.This move will make Sainz's market value take a huge hit.He will be driving a shit box next year, and 2026 and 2027 might be even a worse car than the Sauber now.
>>142968930I don't understand the market value meme. Wouldn't you just go for the best team available or the team where you will get the most race wins? It's not like the TPs are idiots, and Sainz is taking too long.
So we have an open Sauber and Williams seat. I hope both teams close the door on Sainz
piastri should let hulk cuck him with his psycho gf to avoid giving their kids shit hairline
>>142969000mercedes is open too THO
>>142969000Sauber and Haas have one more Bottas was in talks with Williams and Zhou's CCP handlers were talking to Haas to cuck Ocon from getting it
>>142969032>Haas
>>142969025We all know it's Max THOUGH>>142969044They're doing good wdym?Idk why they haven't offered anything to Proudy or at least negotiate with Ferarri about him
>Zhou >Haas: an American team with a Japanese team principalLOL
>>142969096SEXO
>[L'Equipe] Esteban Ocon : “[At Haas], there really is one person who decides and that counts in lots of technical choices. There aren't 36,000 people upstairs to ask for validation.”
>>142968930It's not just that, there is no longer a power struggle in the power, and with the firing Sauber signaled that they don't want to throw 2024 and especially 2025 in favor of 2026 which is a main reason Sainz didn't want to go there.
>>142969092tiktok told me that the chinese and japanese get along very well though. Maybe you have 4chan brainrot.
>>142969092Money talks
>>142969108Chinese people celebrated that Red Bull shirt wearing guy who pissed all over the thing in Japan lmao
>>142969103He didn't talk like that when the team was sabotaging Alonso as his teammate.
>>142968957Yes, and clearly Sauber/Audi are not the best team available.They have the most money to offer for Sainz but certainly they can only offer a shitbox to drive for many years to come.
>>142969108The Balkan countries also all get along nicely.
Sainz has an expensive GF so he has to go to the most marketable team
>>142968731>nooooooooo you just cant care about your passion you just shouldnt care
>>142969084>Idk why they haven't offered anything to ProudyhASS are cheapskates and the other teams have probably given sainz more lucrative offers
To be fair, I can understand why japan invaded inland china. If the bordering empire you lived next to let swarms of mongols invade your island, I'd pillage some villages/send opium laced cigs to china too.
>>142969159>max's passion is playing video gamesThat can't be right
If Audi want to offer their seat to the Indian Boy Carlos Sainz, why don't they hire the original Indian Boy, Nahrain Karthikeyan?Now I know Nahrain Karthikeyan is dead, God rest is soul.
>>142967217bearman is finished
>Cant even overtake a bicycleREDBULL IS FINISHED
yukibros...WE ARE SO BACK
>>142969108>tiktok told me that the chinese
>>142969177Sim racing is not a video game.
>>142969200>trannyrant
so where does kmag go from here?
>>142968376fuck right off liam you aint getting the seat
Has Gasly been to Hubert’s crash site yet?
.
>>142969177Nice reading comprehension
>>142969200wasn't a fan of valorant desu
>>142969200>maybe Yuki could've not crashed and also could've gotten that Red Bull drive if he hadn't stayed up late watching anime
>>142969200>not CScringe
>when you have no idea what a valorant character even looks like
2026 Aurelia Nobels to my bed
>>142969304>not AOEngmi
>>142969302replace>animewith>chinese cartoonsthis will piss off more people
>>142967217>join f1>your teammate is OconF broccolihead
>>142969360Gotcha! I'll post this to r/formuladank.
>>142968689Is this real, I dont recall
>>142969126>Chinese people celebrated that Red Bull shirt wearing guy who pissed all over the thing in Japan lmaoStill can't believe he got away with it scot-free.
He won, and deserves an apology.
>>142969252It's over for kmag in f1 sadly, can't get a seat at Williams or Audi unless he does something crazy like score a podium this raceHe is going off to WEC hell most likely
>>142969467
IT'S NOT TRUE
>>142969467Yo Crofty, I'm really happy for you. Imma let you finish but James Allen is one of the best commentators of all time!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3XPbw8KpY4
>>142969496>any weightpounds, not kilos
>>142969413I don't think bearman is good at all anyway, most of these new f2 guys aren't. Mick schumacher was f2 champ and Kevin mogged him, ocon is a bit better than kmag so he's getting fucked next year even if he isn't rammed off track
Now let's see Max Verstappen's bespoke Monster Energy reviews.
>>142969526Anyone have the Hamilton-boomer-monster-sip.jpg?
>>142969523>F2 winner in second yearOh, you probably thought Vandoorne had all the tools to be a good F1 driver as well.
You know you will make it to F1 before F2.
>>142969252Back to endurance racing
>>142969413>your former teammate will drive for Merc>you get stuck in the bottom midfield
>>142969549He's the son of Michael schumacher he was given every opportunity they could give him
>Anon, a quick word for Sky F1?
>>142969601It's an opportunity to drive for Ferrari once lewis retires if haas' pace doesn't fall off a cliff. If it does they will just blame their drivers like they usually do
>>142969639Ocon will rape him
>>142969096>Bearman
>>142969632Stay relentless
/r/ing boomer hamilton sipping a monster
>>142969632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4htXA0iVPn4
>>142969156She looks like an alien
BASED SARGE BTFOs ERICSSONKWABhttps://x.com/LukeSmithF1/status/1816448171465199872
Just catching up on the 1998 season. Schumacher was truly so amazing, he's just about to lap Coulthard, I'm looking forward to seeing him win at spa in these difficult conditions
>>142969523Does that not say to you that if your thesis is correct, F2 and the FIA aren't doing their jobs properly to ensure that an F3 and F2 champ isn't coming into F1 properly prepared to be competitive?
>>142969632Hamilton will save Ferrari
>>142969632>*checks notes*DA JOOOS DA NOOGS.... DA NOOOGS DA JOOS
>>142969726
>>142969726Is this fire from Grosjean crash in the background
Just go from FRECA to F1
>>142969632fuck off you washed up losers
>>142969757The Haas crew fumes after eating Chipotle.
>>142969632Mick
>>142969740That F kinda looks like the Haas logo ngl
>>142969632Fuck off Herbert, you don't work there anymore. Martin, take the fucking microphone off the mouthy cunt.
WHERE IS THE WEEKEND WARMUP??
>>142967244Hulk should be even more disappointed.
>>142969769>10 fastest laps>2 winsHe did it >for free.
>>142967399Because he's one of the best drivers on the grid, he should have gotten the 2nd Mercedes seat.
>>142969751*brap*
>>142969801I'd argue Hulk can still hope for 2026, no chance Ocon goes anywhere from the Haas. All he can hope for is for them to have a great car now and then.
>>142969812He's not one of the best, he's probably bang in the middle.
>>142969632
imagine being a driver bouncing from team to team and never winning a race or even finishing in the top 5
>>142964080https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCjGEHIVKQ8
>>142969851But enough about Daniel ricciardo
Why do people hate the poorest driver on the grid so much?
>>142969945Ricciardo has won with 2 teams.
>>142969960
>>142969937no it was a woman something about boom boom boom too
>>142969960He has severe mental problems https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGbIyB1plZ4&ab_channel=yelistener
>>142969960https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7meRNow95rII found the spa one especially bad
>>142969982That was on Alonso
>>142970011Jeddah Alonso vs Ocon was fucking nuts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukGYjsbx8Ak&ab_channel=yelistener
>>142970011Lol where is this kind of Perez now?
>>142970011Post the 2022 alonso vs ocon hungary lap 1
My prediction is Norris back to fighting for 6th when McLaren are told to take off their illegal flexible front wing.
>>142970054>Lol where is this kind of Perez now?Around about the same place on the grid and in the standings, actually
>>142970073Aston Martin has the same front-wing and it does fuck all for them
>>142970073It isn't the front wingt. lystical knower
>>142970133Tell me what it is then Bottas >>142970089The AM is shit all around
>>142969982How is that ocons fault
Is Wobbler's special operation to pull Piastri out of Alpine and parachute him into McLaren the smartest/most beneficial driver move since Hamilton went to Mercedes?
>>142970158Not really since it was obvious. But not for most f1 fans becaise nowadays who have no idea of resources
>>142969960he was mean to alonso in 2022 and that's illegal by the laws of /f1/
>>142969456yes
>>142970189In fairness, Mercedes' work and cheating on the V6TH was also pretty obvious - but I'm referring more to how the relative teams ended up faring in the aftermath, Nando has made some unenviable choices in retrospect but who else has made such a correct one in the last ten years?
chances of ocon cracking open a bear?
>>142970274bearman has no chance of surviving
>>142970274chances of hamilton cracking open a monster?
>>142970204>Mercedes' work and cheating on the V6TH was also pretty obvioushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knteY3kq3Ys&t=33s
>still no Hamilton onboard
>>142970054i think current Perez is something like 50m $ later
>>142969200What gatcha is this?
>>142970365
>>142970365I still don't get what you think you're going to see when it's plain as day that max did a forza special and came off worse for it
>>142970204Alonso going to Aston looked like a master stroke during the first half of 2023 but that's come undone nowVettel to Ferrari was objectively a good choice when you consider how insane it seemed to enter the team after their 2014 season
Pitter patter plinkety plonkety.
>daniel: “how we feel and how we react is not always predictable. the temperature can sometimes rise in the cockpit.”daniel about max’s radio’s in hungary
>>142970468Maybe Max needs that air conditioning in his car
>>142970415Clearly Verstappens corner
>>142970415>no steering wheel movementYeah, I know, the footage just has gone "missing".
Is Max going to get his shit together in Spa?
F1 manager 24 bros where we at? Time to start my own team, still debating what team I want to create and what drivers I want to start out with
>>142970602TAG Heuer Porsche with HVLKENBERCH
>>142970602Audi Minardi F1 Team (with the black yellow and white color scheme)
>Formula Scout understands Tuukka Taponen will race ART Grand Prix's #25 car in the FIA #F3 round at @circuitspa as a stand-in for Nikola Tsolov.>Taponen's name is on the car, while Tsolov is competing in Eurocup-3 this weekend as he serves an F3 race ban.Tuugga :DD
>>142970684>as he serves an F3 race ban.damn what did he do now
>>142969632gott strafe england
>>142965879He can't even win against the notorious Norwood Reaper. KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
why is the F1 driver market so rigid? Irrelevant drivers like Bottas, Hulkenberg and Ocon have been there for so many years and they haven't done anything relevant in the last 5 years or whatever. Is this really the best that F1 has to offer?
I dont fucking understand Japanese language yet i love Japanese songs
>>142970729Merc is SainzWilliams is GimiKick is BottasAlpine is PoohanRB is Retardo
>>142970792Hulk probably rapes whatever rookie you want to get in
>>142970792because they cant give youngsters 20-30k test miles a year like they used to so noone has any experience outside the guys already in.
>>142970734Nascar move right there
>>142970421Vettel was damaged goods in/after 2014 himself, doubt Red Bull desired him on such a contract any longer.
inb4 some retarded team brings Vettel back
>>142970792>Still seething about HulkReminder that Kmag killed Migg's career, and Hulk absolutely destroys Kmag on a weekly basis. No rookie is worth the Hulk.
>>142970792has to be the worst time to be an F1 driver wanting to break through. you need to have a following, cultivated sort of a brand earlier in your junior career etc and you need to be from a country with sponsors. being good isn't enough, you need to be marketable
>>142970427excellent post
>>142970656>Audi Minardi F1 TeamStop, my dick can only get so hard
how long until sauber gets their shit together and signs kmag
>>142970596Yes. He's doing several Sim races at the track right now. He should be up to speed by 3am before the race.
>>142970734Based. Shitters be gone.
>>142970980liger was cool
>>142969993>open video>ALONSO DEFENDED LIKE A LION LETTING OCON WIN>AND THEN ONE YEAR LATER OCON DEFENDED LAP ONE AGAINST ALONSOI couldn't even watch past the first 30 seconds. I thought it would be about his stupid collisions, Holy fucking shit, these people are braindead retarded. And you are retarded as well.Norris did the exactly same thing against PS3 in the latest race. And that almost allowed Max to go through.Leclerc did this shit many times against Sainz. When Poorez still was getting poles he was trying to cut Max like crazy on start every single time. This is what every driver does.
>>142971043oh hells yeah
So apparently Nuii to Aston Martin almost confirmed. Krackbros, we are so fucking back.
>>142970980soulless reddit team
>>142971072Lance stroll 9 time champion. i kneel
>>142971072We are so back
>>142969751
>>142971072source?
>>142971072Newey is shit bro
>>142970884A Red Bull reunion would be nice
>he gets told he's wdc>forgets about it>he gets told about it again and goes to sit on his thronekek what the fuck
>>142971174It's those fucking video games making his brain rot
>>142971174That race should have awarded only half points.But FIA pulled some stunt to gift him a second WDC
>>142971168Bee brozzzz we are zzzzo back
>>142971168Another washed-up driver you say
BOX BOX>>142971214>>142971214BOX BOX>>142971214>>142971214
>>142971072His right hand man is there so it's not that much of a surprise.
>>142971105If he has been a neweybabby this whole time then yes.
>>142971072>Krackbrosisn't the rumor that krack is going to audi?
>>142971199He was going to win it anyway.
>>142971263guess they could have just cancelled the last 4 races then
>>142971246Everyone is going to Audi and getting chewed up and spit out.
>>142971284OHHHH!!!!!
>>1429687962026 looks like the current IndyCar with worse specs. Less power, wonky downforce, and a huge ass battery.
>>1429707921. because the current F2 is a joke of a development series, that doesn't teach any of the skills the need in current F1. 2. They aparently don't care too much about drivers that aren't marketable or Very rich. See oscar he was double champion and had to seat a year, drugo wouldn't even if he won in the same way as oscar, and as well as bortoleto because Brazil is irrelevant on the current international scenario.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgFFUATwrp8Crofty gave a bigger shit than Kimi did
>>142971007>he thinksI'm a magger too bro but it's over
https://www.youtube.com/live/ZpZK8C8xXFQ?si=S4l79IZJccaH_MZjOMG THEY ARE DOING QUALY NOW GUYS!
