First pitch at 7:10pmGET IN HERE
First for doggies
rojas in deep shit
Go Go Go Glassman
D O Y E R S OYERS
dodgers snagged ahmed? of all people? for info or an actual player cause GLHF with that dudealso Baybaul
>Glasnow and Kershaw back>Hopefully Mookie and Yamamoto back soon-ishIt's going to become our year soon, right?
>>142964047stopgap until Rojas/Mookie come back. at least he plays good defense.
doyers
Hopefully my Dodgies can take advantage of Robbie Ray's first time pitching in a game in over a year >>142964025flexor strain just confirmed, nick ahmed picked up for SS role
LA is the fag capital of the world
>>142964079>says while playing against San Francisco
>>142964079you're thinking of the gay bay
>>142964079no that's SF and NY in a close second
>>142964068hes not bad desu. but in our roster he came up short with the ABconsidering dodgers have a solid offence already he will slide in nicely i hope. best of luck to nick
>>142964079SF Chicago and NY are worse.
>>142964079i like gay sex
>>142964079SD is unironically the gayest shitty of all, plus it smells like shit.>>142964108yeah, I know about the rep with the bat for his entire career, but it feels like the majority of the homeruns in his career came against us when he was a Snek.
>>142964160Nobody brought up SD. They are irrelevant.
wow the dodgers actually have a starting pitcher
bet my rent check on The Giants
I think the DOYERS should win!
>>142964179a rare sight these days to be sure
>>142964178you don't know they're as bad as anyone for falseflag shitposting?
>>142964199t. future homeless person
>>142964231Yes but it's still annoying
tyler assnow
>>142964199>salty their shanty town got torn down to build dodger stadium
glasnow looking frustrated already lol that's concerning. His super straight fastball scares me too. It looks so hittable
umpball kek
umps back to being shit
STRIIIKE!
the bat don't lie
my umpies :)
lmao faggot ass SF players are assmad that the homeplate ump made up for the retarded ass third base ump's call. just sit the fuck down you SF clowns
fuck, so close
>warning trackgod damn it
almost ohtani
Damn, wind must've saved that one lmao
2 on for Teoscar!
robbie ray is fucking terrible kek
same old Robbie Ray
Really tired of Herohtani. Just work the walk
What the fuck is wrong with this pitcher? Is he doing this on purpose?
Ayo fuck sanfrisco and every one of these semen slurping fans
>Robbie Gay
WE WAITED FOR THIS?
Don't swing at shit, Pages. Just take the walk.
>>142964410that was unironically the most hittable pitch of the inning so far
wew finally i can watch a doyer game and see the opposing team's starting pitcher implode
robbie GAY
I feel bad for this pitcher... Doyerbros am I going soft?
Lmao
welcome back Robbie GAY kek
>>142964460I think he's trying to literally kill our team.
>>142964444WALK THIS WAY
>>142964410I think the whole reason Ray is so shook is because of what Ohtani did on first pitch. Effort level went up and control went way down
It would be 2-0 no outs if Ohtani had a team-first respect
>>142964471yes. man up, faggot!
>>142964481nah, he just has shit command
>>142964485let the boy cook
>>142964471he was doing this with the Diamondbacks for several seasons there. nasty stuff but he struggles to throw strikes.
>>142964471you should never feel bad for anyone wearing a SF jersey
Ray is cooked
to think he was a cy young winner three years ago
>its the bottom of the first
Glasnow bros we're so back
more like Vergas
vargas you shitter
CT3 will bring the boys home...
>>142964534i've watched this film 15 times in the past 4 months
>>142964471I want my team to win, but I feel bad for other guys struggling because it's their livelihood on the line. The only time I don't feel bad is if they're genuinely bad people off the field or assholes or cheaters.
dammit
>>142964579I've seen it 4 times in theaters, 3 in 70mm IMAX at the AMC at City Walk Universalit might be my favorite movie of this century
this wasted opportunity will cost the doyers later
>1 run on 0 hitsinb4 doyers get no hit and win
danny mendick got DFA. do you like mendick?
It would've been 2-0, but Ohtani is playing MVP first, Dodgers 2nd
>20 minute inningBaseball is alive again
>>142964638manfraud on suicide watch
Dodgers 6 through 9 is fucking awful. Who do they trade for?
>>142964604hell yeah, it's extremely good
Ahmed? Who?
For those who don't remember, Robbie Ray has a habit of striking out and walking a lot of hitters without giving up many runs and has a lot of short outings. This looks like one of those type games so far.>>142964581He's made 89m so far in his career.
>>142964620silence, peon
>>142964664I've heard randy arozarena and/or luis robert jrluis might come with crochet too so that would be good
it takes two!
DABU PRAY
Dodgers should be up 2-0, but thanks to Ohtani's selfish play, they settle for one run.
>>142964722latest on Crochet is the Sox want to hold on to him until the offseason because they believe his trade value will be higher then.
that is a big ass batting helmet
>>142964758That makes sense for the white sox, good move on their partHope the dodgers can get some trades done either way
qt alert
BACK TO BACK DP INNINGS
>>142964902proof?
Chapman > Ohtani
>>142965082
Dodgers>>>>>Giants
>assnow
>>142965120Ah see, common mistake. You have the inequality signs facing the wrong way.
Glasnow is trash after his injury he might be done for the season.
>>142965164matter of fact: DBags, Poodres>>>Vagiants
>>142965174He's fine. just not particularly sharp rn.
>>142965178
If not for Selfish Shohei, this would be a tie game.
who will be our hero tonight?
assnow is mediocre without his sticky stuff
Giants look like they could be potentially dangerous with this rotation if they had more offense.
Come on Doyers, sweep this series
>>142965178you don't believe that
>>142965240
>>142965284I've yet to see one of his big moments live
Dodgers 7-9 and bench is fucking horrendous besides Heyward.
>>142965240CT3 is gonna randomly hit a 2-run homer in the 8th inning, mark my words
>>142965320we ain't gonna do dick until Ray is out of the game unless his command disappears again.
>>142965309Youre telling me the guy the giants just dfa'd isnt good?
>>142965340i couldn't believe it myself
is pitching the most stressful position?
>>142965340they picked him up for the glove which is way better at short than anyone on the roster right now.
>>142965363keekay can play short no cap
>>142965355probably. half these guys look like nervous wrecks out there
>>142965355new to baseball?
>>142965373he and CT3 aren't really that good at short anymore either.
>>142965355They're sweaty the second the get to the plate
>>142965355Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to what you asked
Kiké "gamer goggles" Hernandez
>>142965363Do you guys really not have any decent shortstops in the farm?
This is foul
>>142965355catching is. in baseball and in gay porn
>>142965436Looks good to me.
Ohtani needs to fucking slow down and focus
Once again, Ohtani fails.
>>142965453The ump zone was quite liberal yesterday. If you're telling me all those true balls are actually strikes, then something is wrong.
>>142965435they don't want to put Sweeney on the 40 man because it's not a long-term problem. We'd likely lose him after sending him back down. Every other ss is too far away.
ohtanibros.... what's going on....
>>142965476too many strike outs on the same two pitches lately. high and inside fastball or low and away breaking ball
>>142965389of course he is, why do you think he's spamming bug pics?
>>142965496for a minute i thought it was the mest bug poster
banda doin a lil sum 2 Ks in a row
>>142965515Little bit of hitting batters too
it wasnt pretty, but banda got the job done
strikes on balls 2 and 5 gifted by the first base umpire
>>142965559Definitely saved by checked swings
>FO keeps optioning or DFAing>Yohan is still here despite being the weakest in both skill and mentalityWhy
When was the last time a Giants pitcher threw a NH?
>>142965588patience, grasshopper. his days are numbered.
Did I just have a stroke or did Dieter speed up randomly there?
>>142965588Roberts wants to prove he can turn that shitter's career around
gonna need gura's buff in the next inning
>>1429656007th inning stretch!https://streamable.com/5n0kh0
>>142965588Dave is having a homosexual love affair with him
>>142965566>>142965588>>142965599>>142965600Lots of sweet digits in this thread
Imagine the lines at the Dodger Stadium bathrooms right now
>Joe Davis mentioning how the Giants are clearly trying harder to beat the Dodgers than they do against any other team embarrassing little brother shit. just lose with grace you worthless queers
NOT YOHAN DOC NOOOOOOOO
>ramirez inlolhow many runs is this shitter going to allow?
hold on to your asses gentleman....
HAHA TIME FOR THE YOHAN RAMIREZ EXPERIENCE
>>142965588you wanted yohan? you got it, buddy.
The Doyer Dog is superior
I was about to post that we'll flip this game in the 8th but Yohan coming on just made that much unlikelier
these stats look terrible
oh no psycho pitcher
Ramirez won't make it into August. Leave on a high note motherfucker.
>>142965661BUT BUT MUH HECKIN WHOLESOME HUG ON THE MOUND
off to a great start LMAO
>>142965661K rate is the only decent thing
>4 pitch walkKEK
>four pitch walkSo that's how it's gonna be tonight?
That announcer lmfao>if you're going to miss that often just make him pitch to dead center because he's going to go left of it anyway
Will Smith saying "maybe throw it in the fucking zone?"
>>142965692kek He isn't wrong.
>>142965696Especially because the jints are whiffing more often than not
Which team had higher expectations in the offseason? Poodres or Gints?
are you fucking kidding me? so lucky that was foul
Heart skipped a beat.
That foul had me going in the first half ngl
>>142965711Poodres
>>142965711giants with all the signings
>he's trying to be a successful throwerThe commentary is killing me
>>142965658he proved us all wrong tonight
Throw it down the middle you stupid ape. These throws are AA tier
Rally shark pls save us
>>142965711roughly the same imo. both brought in a lot of new faces. SD had more offense on paper and SF had more pitching.
Let's go Dodgers!
AHHHHHHHHHH GURA SAVE US
Orel is generally pretty supportive of Dodger pitchers. You must be a complete shitter of a pitcher for Orel to talk shit about you.
Yohan chads, are we, dare I say, back?
>>142965747he knows he'll get canned if he badmouths the doyers
>>142965751no, Giants are just that bad
Submarine pitching looks so weird to me
>>142965747>>142965754all these guys have at least one pitch that can play at this level or they wouldn't be here.
>>142965761it looks weird to everyone, that's the only reason it ever works
>still no hits
>>142965761It's gotta be one of the worst pitching styles for you arm
lux does not fux
Dodgers pls get a hit
CT3!!!!!
CT3 baby!
CT3
Old man Taylor is going to need an inhaler after that jog.
C T 3T3of all people to get the first hit kek
>>142965771Turnerbros...
>>142965771WE GOT A HIT!
>>142965747Yohan doesn't belong period. Even the weaker ones like Grove and YarBRUH have had stretches of reliability or keep the game alive while giving up a run. And then you have Yohan's meltdowns like the one in Detroit where he can't even THROW
CT3 breaks the no hitter and possibly hurts his own legs in the process
All right sit down Giantkiddies, no no-no for you
come on, dont tell me CT3 is hurt.....
>>142965782There you go
Add CT3 to the list.
Avoiding a no hitter at home is like winning a short-season World Series to Dodgers fans
KEEKAY IS OUR MAN
>>142965816kek it do be like that
KEEKAY WHY DID YOU HIT THTAT
kike is NOT our man
>yfw Teo or Freddie gets hurt next
He was literally just trying to walk Kike
why does the singer in this commercial for disabled kids look like a magician
>ramirez still in
>ramirez out for another inning Dave wants to lose this game
Oh my God at least try to make the pitch convincing
>>142965816>>142965823
Ohtani would not have taken the walk there
its over
Why is this faggot still on the mound?
>1st and 3rd no outs>no one warming in the bullpenI fucking hate Dave Roberts
god damn Ramirez is unbearable
Ramirez has a worse strikezone than umps
>Roberts right now
Kike would give up less runs than this stupid bean
How fucking inaccurate can you be?
Glad I went to the last two games and not tonight
Dave "Fuck winning, I want to build this worthless shitter's confidence" Roberts
oh my fucking god lmao
>>142965869the pen is gassed from all the short outings from starters. they're trying to save everyone to back up Kershaw tomorrow, who likely won't be going long.
>they leave him in
>>142965894I missed the first half, what went wrong with Glasnow this time? What the hell is his problem anyway
gura ain't saving us tonight lol
Hey, homeplate is that way, Van Nuys is THAT way
>>142965902He went 5 innings instead of 6
this guy is pure shit
>>142965902sketchy command, threw a lot of pitches.
>he's being booed nowlmfao. At least he didn't walk in a run?
>>142965894it's been 5 games since they all had a week off, they should stop being such fucking pussies
>Joe Smelly OH GOD
just give up a grand slam so i can close the game
>>142965918nothing is happening other than Roberts punting this game like a fucking retard, you stupid SF faggot
>>142965897>>142965903>>142965909Maybe your meme shark is the problem instead of the cure
Doyer bros, I wanted a sweep and they took it from me
>buy tickets to the doyer game>yohan enters the game from the pen>you have to watch this guy do his thing
PB IS UPIS IT THE MAGIC HOUR?
>>142965917we got enough guys on the IL. Phillips and Yarbrough haven't been lights out. this is better than possibly fucking up someone else's arm. Graterol and Grove should be back within a week or so, Brasier after them. maybe we trade for an arm.
>Walk>Walk>Walk>Hit>HitThis is fine.
>>142965924yes
fuck itlet keekay pitch, cant be any worse than this shitter
>>142965932okay it's over, i'm out
>>142965940They have to be losing by 10 or more runs to have a position player pitch
Dem Doggies be DOOIN'
>>142965943oh yeah, forgot about manfred's gay rules
Dave Roberts has a homosexual relationship with Yohan RamirezHumiliation Ritual pitcher
>>142965946This was an attack.
That was some of the worst pitching I've ever seen
>.278
>>142965933>Graterol>BrasierI have no confidence in them and Kershaw. Look how quickly Buehler and Miller went back down. Hell, look how shit Phillips has been since coming back from the IL.
>Joe Kelly's ERA
>1 pitch 1 outstupid fucking ramirez and roberts throwing this game and having buttsex with each other
How hard will ramirez be dfaed?
They have freeman doing yoga every single day
woooo strikes
Kelly is unpredictable but man does he look reliable compared to Yohan.
>>142965976he won't, dave roberts is in love with him
>>142965983Yohan singlehandedly lost the Doyers this game unless a miracle happens
doyers getting brazil'd
Great pitcher
>Five (5) earned runs
>>142965965Buehler and Miller will be back again soon also. Miller threw 5 scoreless innings in AAA in his first rehab stint. Buehler's last throwing session was supposedly really good. I'd rather see Graterol and Brasier than Ramirez and Yarbrough right now. Kershaw probably won't be great but he still knows how to pitch.
>joe smelly
If I was there I'd fucking leave
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jesus, Smith..
Based Giants with the prolonged death by 1000 cuts
well, that was a game
>challenging while getting btfokek
this is just a fucking run machine at this point
No we he got that
>>142966009it was a game until the 8th when dave roberts decided to give up
that was a nice fucking slide
Not even a ton of ump fuckery this game, just Doyer retardation
>>142966022no it wasn't. nothing the giants do is "nice"
>Winnable game turns into blow out cause Roberts wants to bet on a shitterBruh
>check Reddit's game thread>whiteknighting Dave Roberts and deflecting blame onto the offense, as usual
>>142966028How petulant
>kershaw coming backwowdon't really have anything else to say
>>142966027we've gotten by with short starts, rickety ass bp, missing multiple starters and still have one of the best records in the league. we're about to get healthier than we've been in a while. who cares if we get btfo here and there. it's better than what almost any other team has going on.
THROW FUCKING STRIKES
>>142966039they're a dogshit bottom 5 team
What was the point of sending Joe Kelly out there? He's been mostly alright this season, should have saved him for a winnable scenario and let Yohan dig his grave deeper.
>another super long rival game gotta say i love it but man i cant wait for the day game
>>142966037keksuch is the life of a redditor
Get Yohen the fuck out of this franchise
>>142966049>we're about to get healthier than we've been in a whileWhat did he mean by this
>>142966058kind of cruel to humiliate him even more. not like everyone doesn't know his neck is on the chopping block.
Nick Ahmed YOU are a dodger
We are so back
>inb4 Ohtani grounds out into dp
Time for Ohtani to do literally nothing again
>>142966087>700mil
this game sucks
>0 for 5>5kThat's brutal
щ(゜ロ゜щ)
Nothing ever happenstani
Ohtani has had some terrible looking ABs this past week. Sticks his ass out reaching for a ball way out, swings like a retarded golfer for a ball way in. The multi RBi hits and monster homer could only cover that up for so long
FREDDIE MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I have no idea why I'm still watching this
comeback starts now
>Giants fielding
at least we got some vintage >jints fielding
LMAAAAO
the Giants are such fucking retards, and Dave Roberts is even more of a retard for punting a close game against them for no fucking reason
Wtf was that
>jints fieldingWould still be a game if Roberts hadn't punted. All for a mental midget who clearly isn't going to get any better, especially after Detroit. Dumbfuck
Literally the first think I learned when I played baseball at 5 years old was saying "I got it"
Dave Roberts is the biggest based retard in the league and that's a good thing
>>142966125one of the first English phrases they teach Latino players
wish he was still healthy to see how'd he do the entire season
my doyers :(
Really cool how Yohan is just lost this game for everyone and wasted my night
shit like that should be on the center fielder right? they're the ones that should make the call.
Dodgers should have kept Michael Petersen in the pen than Ramirez.
>>142966133same2025 is gonna be wild
>>142966141>PetersenI was dumbfounded to see him go down. He was solid. Who's next, Banda? But not our Yohan! Couldn't be precious Yohan!
Why are Dodgers fans still there? Beat the traffic, retatds
>>142966148it's over my head. I'm sure it's all analytically driven decisions.
>>142966157We took the free shuttle to get there, and holy fuck it took forever. Getting back to the lot was much faster, however.
>>142966157fatlady yada yada
Can you say comeback?
>>142966157If you didn't leave in the 7th, you're not beating traffic.
who needs ohtranny when barnes can get hits
so you're saying there's a chance?
make em sweat boys
>>142966184That would be pretty funny but extremely unlikely
we got a Cavan and 2 Gavins. seems kinda gay.
Doyers are a fucking joke and will never win a real championship no matter how hard they try to buy it
that should've been the winning run lmao
1
>>142966203u mad? gonna cry?
>>142966203trvth nvke
gg giantssee ya tomorrow
GG
ggs dodgers.
at least they tried at the endgg jints
gg boys
waste of time
WE DID IT BOYS
Terrible game
gg doyers. see yall tomorrow
>>142966230i'll fucking take it
>>142966230kek
