No thread about this. Lets fix itWeird since some games already started before the Opening Ceremony
women handball on, slovenia vs denmark
Any livestreams with schedule and stuff?
>>142966929Streams https://cracksports.me/olympics-2024-streams
>Today's schedule, times in local time (CEST)9:00 Women's Handball Slovenia vs Denmark (started already)9:30 Women's Archery 14:00 Women's Handball Spain vs Brazil 14:00 Men's Rugby Samoa vs Kenya 14:15 Men's Archery 14:30 Men's Rugby Argentina vs Australia15:00 Men's Rugby USA vs Uruguay15:30 Men's Rugby Fiji vs France16:00 Women's Handball Germany vs Korea16:00 Men's Rugby South Africa vs Japan16:30 Men's Rugby New Zealand vs Ireland17:00 Women's Football Canada vs New Zealand17:00 Women's Football Spain vs Japan19:00 Women's Football Germany vs Australia19:00 Women's Football Nigeria vs Brazil19:00 Women's Handball Hungary vs France20:00 Men's Rugby Men's 9 vs 1220:30 Men's Rugby Men's 10 vs 1121:00 Women's Football France vs Colombia21:00 Women's Football USA vs Zambia21:00 Women's Handball Norway vs Sweden21:00 Men's Rugby Quarter-final 21:30 Men's Rugby Quarter-final22:00 Men's Rugby Quarter-final22:30 Men's Rugby Quarter-finalhttps://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/schedule/25-july
Any sport involving balls is pure goyslop
>>142966993Is Women's Archery now? Is it live anywhere?
is this thread official?
Any threads for women's archery?
>VARLol
>>142967035I have a month of HBO in flag related, they were supposed to broadcast everything yet I cannot find archery, according to them the first stream is July 28. What the shit is this?
>>142967035Yes, it's not on MAX for some reason and can't find a working stream
>>142967035its not on the illegal streams they forgot about it
>>142967053It's not even broadcast on legal streams, I got tricked into paying 10 bucks for HBO/MAX.
>>142967035it wouldn't be the olympics without idiotic broadcasting decisions
>finally some real sports>nobody's postingmore like /sKWABp/
>>142967045>>142967048>>142967053they took even archerykino away from me..
>>142967063glad I have my friend's mom's account, otherwise I'd be even more pissedthe best sport of the day is not even streamed
>>142967035>>142967048>>142967041NOOOOOOOO, cant live without waifu ARROW!
>>142967063how do you get hbo in the netherladen?
>>142967086What? It's just another streaming service. The Discovery/HBO/MAX overlords moneyhatted the Olympics in Europe.
>>142967070>>142967063oh according to the organizers preliminary rounds arent televised at all for some reason
>>142967105Is men's archery in the afternoon preliminary rounds as well? Back to WFH waging for me
>>142967105so fucking stupidonly interesting sport of these pre-ceremony days, and it's not aired
>>142967113Yes, it's only Rugby Sevens, Handball and Football today.
the one thing i like about the streams on max is that they add live highlights during matches, and will add them in other sports too, so you know where to rewind and won't miss anything importanttoo bad it only works in the browser and not on tv
>>142967113yep, same for men
honestly, this all blueish arena looks terrible
WHERE ARE MY ARCHERYFUSReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>man i love sports, can't wait to watch 100's of hours in the coming weeks>wtf, i have to pay 10 (10 times 1) euro to watch it all conveniently in one place?!?
I am watching women's handball, shan't be trying to understand the rules of this sport however
>>142967185vpn to canada. there is even a cbc kodi addon
Handball used to be a fairly popular women's sports in schools here decades ago. Bit of a shame we never snagged any medals on it anywhere when we had the chance. Now no one even knows the rules anymore.
>>142967185my problem with MAX trash is that all of the streams were always online and "free" on the national broadcast, and now after this jewery they can only show limited hours on tv and onlinediscovery cunts aren't giving us anything new or better, you just have to pay more for stuff that was always there
>>142967191>>142967204don't worry, buds. refs do not know the rules 95% time either, they just whistle for whom they're rooting for
>>142967191its just basketball with goals and soccer with hands
>>142967185This lol, it cost 8 euro here and if you are that poor you can just watch whatever they decide to show on the national television
>>142967215>they just whistle for whom they're rooting forsounds like when I was watching short track speed skating at the winter games, that quickly turned out to be Rigged Murder Race>>142967218this probably explains why these women keep diving on the floor whenever the other team tries to do something with the ball
>>142966929>some games already started before the Opening CeremonyWhy?
>>142967238because there's not enough time and arenas for everythingthat's how it always was, team sports start in the week of the opening ceremony so they have more recovery time
when is the next archery event that is gonna be shown on tv ?
>>142967261sunday 09:25
>>142967035>>142967105If I'm not mistaken this is a Ranking Round which basically doesn't count. They make shots and get a score. Based on that score they get a seed on the actual tournament. So yeah, we are not really missing anything, it doesn't count for the actual tournament.
>>142967077On the official french stream they said that the CIO choose to not film the qualifications
>>142967276Why does it matter what order the archers participate in the tournament?
>>142967286They compete in matches against each other. It's not a single tournament where everyone competes and the highest win. They face eachother in matches from Round of 16, QF, semis and final. Seeding, if done correctly, avoids having strong archers going home quickly and shitters getting medals.Still, Archery is WorstKoreawinslol.
>>142967277dumb decision, absolutely everything should be filmed and streamed>>142967286so you dont have best and 2nd best playing each other in first round
>>142967315>>142967319So why don’t the IOC organise groups for archery like in the World Cup?
>>142967286it's either that or the meme 2-bronze like in wresslin/judo
>being named stinko
those olympics already have so much more sovl than the jap bug one
Why are all those handball thots middle aged women?
>>142967375I'm sure we will have so much sovl and so much shitty things that everyone will get Paris Syndrome by the end of it.
>>142967394"muh paris syndrome"Anon, Paris is the most visited city on the planet and you're mexican.
Where we watching?
jävlar victory
Handball is terrible wtf. Guess there's nothing interesting until after the opening ceremony, huh?
>>142967404hbomax.com
>That one mulatta girl in sloveniaBBC is everywhere
>>142967403Most visited City but many are westerners. A shit ton of peple, especially from the Far East, still romanticize the city. A friend of mine went there a couple of years ago and said he legit felt more threatened in the Subway there than walking at night here, kek.
>>142967416Rugby 7 is fun, but that's pretty much it
>>142967417Theres no streams?
>>142967389best handball players are always ~30it's a very technical sport that requires a lot of experience>>142967375>a tournament with no spectators is worse than a tournament with full standsWOW>>142967417um, it's just max.com now, sweetie
>>142967404https://www.cbc.ca/player/sports/olympics/summer/live
>>142967035Streaming services are a total madness since this year started, I blame Disney.>only way to fight piracy is by giving a good service>make services even shittier every single time
>>142967418She's Greek
>>142967427thanks mate
>>142967389I'd let these middle aged thots handle my balls if you know what I mean
>>142967404discovery in the uk
>>142967375You take that back.
>>142967204here it was always volleyball for girls, football for boys kek
>>142966993The olympics is a mess. It should just be track and field + maybe marathon.
>>142967426spectators in japan would've been filled with soulless jap bugs
>>142966993Not a single thing worth watching. Maybe the handball spain vs Brazil if they're hot
is olympicsdotcom the official stream?
Nice mog
>>142967495And bring back the deathmarch !
>>142967539I will never forget o7
Can't wait for us to mog Angola
>>142967416yep
>>142967539based
Hello how do i watch?
>>142967561pay some money and avoid asking this question for 16 days straight
>>142967581Who do i pay? Thought it was on BBC but they have NOTHING
>>142967561I paid £3 to watch all events on discovery+ because its been gutted on the BBC thanks to eurocunts
Dutch fans are super excited for this match
>>142967589Discovery+ or maybe HBO dont know who it is in England
Aus bros Channel 7's coverage for Tokyo was perfect but the rights went to 9 this year and the app looks like shit by comparison, I planned on losing a lot of sleep to watch bit it might not even be worth it
>>142967592>I paidgay
>>142967592ok are they showing archery right now?its cancel any time right?
>>142967614preliminary rounds are not shown apparently
>>142966993All filler trashReal events start on Saturday
>>142967614current archery event isn't televised
>>142967611a maccas costs more, it's ez money. Sorry I'm not a poorfag
>women's archery ranking roundhttps://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/results/archery/women-s-individual/qual000100--
Netherlands Angola now KEK it's going to be a butchery
>>142967623this is a disgracenot signing up now
sexy angolan's
>no party ROC this year Bring back my niggas
how does one acquire a dutch gf?
>>142967650go to netherlandbe tall
>>142967650let's dutch pay one
>>142967561anon, are you anglo ( retarded )? >>142966961
>>142967663i'm 173cm tall
Go white team!! (Orange)
>>142967672dunt work pal
>>142967673should be enough around the middle school
>>142967685tell it to the judge hotshot
>>142967685https://freestreams-live.my/olympic-games/
my Angolan QVEENS play it rough on the handball courtknock those lanky dutch bitches over!
This is greatMaybe I am actually retarded
>>142967685>>142967728£3 for discovery+ bro. Pay it, cancel it and enjoy it.
dutch women are prone to coalburning so i support angola
>>142967734Proofs?
>>142967728https://cracksports.me/olympics-2024/paris-2024-ongoing-coverage-live-streamthis should work
simply wouldn't let these tall, beautiful, dutch women repeatedly force turnovers and get easy scoring opportunities
was the angolan coach speaking spanish? doesn't sound like portuguese to me
>>142967731that second one is discovery+
>>142967744yes, it was spanish
>>142967746strange, it's working for me
>>142967744I wonder what his life is like in Angola
>>142967739i went to Cody Gakpo's ig during Euro saw his wife commenting on one of his post then i clicked on his instagram's wife and i discovered a whole network of dutch coalburnersIt was crazy
>>142967595that's her orgasm face after all the botox
what part of Angola are you from? for me, the lion reservation
>>142967801The famous machete factories of Angola
>>142967780100% he just flies there for the training camp and doesn't spend any time in the country
The Timezone for this olympics is racist against Australian wagies
>>142967767think it was an extension or something i'm fine on another browser
>>142967801Elephant herdPrööh :D
>>142967801I work in the blood diamond industry as a blood analyst/child motivation engineer
Dutchsisters... w-why is it so close?
first world record of the 2024 olympicswomen's archery ranking roundscore of 694 by Sihyeon Lim (korea) (previous record was 692 (also korea))
>>142968017>Sihyeon LimIs she cute?
Is handball and Football the only game thats got broadcasted so far ?
>AN ACTUAL FUCKING CALENDAR https://fabrice404.github.io/olympics-calendar/Can choose every game, only a certain sport, or only a certain country.
>>142968017>>142968048cute!
>>142968051rugby has been on eurosport 2 for me since yesterday
>>142968048Yes.
I thought Olympics start tomorrow wtf?
>too slow to defend>just resort to grabbing the other player every timeunsure about this as a strategy
I just now realised i can watch the olympics on my free MAX account, olympics saved!
>>142966929Lmao someone put a cock in the logos mouth
So are we just not discussing which players we'd shag then?
why the fuck would you want to watch the archery?
>mum always cheers for Fiji in the rugby
this is gonna be a rough month
much closer match than expected
looking foward to the pedo posters webms.
>>142968231it's the yellowfevered limpwristoids that want to watch their gookfus
>>142968284>watching womens football
african chicks are so loud just by default can you imagine how loud they are on the court rn
Angolans are quite light skinned, I'm surprised
Angola? I hardly know her!
>>142968326Imagine how loud they are getting the BWF treatment
>took off the goalkeeperkino
For me, its the reserve Angola goalkeeper
wait wtf is the opening ceremony already done? I thought it was starting 27th
>>142968200It's tomorrow
>>142968364apoula edel
>>142968367No, the Olympic opening ceremony is tomorrow
>>142968367read the thread asshole
>>142968353big white finger?
>nothing to watch for more than an hourWHAT THE FUCKwho made this schedule????????
>>142967986
>>142968200who is this
for all your Olympic coverage and more, subscribe to peakcock ,movies ,television and sports, peacock is the place.
>>142966993Kenya is going to be buck broken
>>142968419my cousin
>>142968441Flag bearer? More like fag bearer. I'm gay so I can say that. No one else is allowed.
>NL only beat Angola by 3i thought they were one of the favourites and Angola were minnows, what happened?
how many bbc sex attacks will happen today?
>>142967731Yeah I paid £3.99 through the Prime app, not bad considering.
>>142968414hyped for the arses me
>>142968451don't know but they are favorite with France, Angola did a great game i suppose
>>142968464
>>142968469now do per capita
>>142968379why would I read the thread when I can just ask :^)
>>142968448More like Tom Gayley.
>>142968364I miss when they also included weight in the stats
>>142968469>Soviet Union still the second
>>142968572weight is misogynistic
>>142967433BOOOOBAA
>>142968469how are we still 6thwe haven't made top 5 in agesthis year too is looking grim, we have a great t&f team but only for european standards, the americans are gonna eat us alive
>>142968660>how are we still 6thHelps if you've participated in all or nearly all Olympic games since the 19th century.
>>142968898kys
>>142968545meanwhile their boyfriends
>>142968951Fuck off with your cuckshit.
Looking forward to /diving/ coming back for the webms of both men and women
Just cleaned up my room, this should be a sport, I'm tired.
>>142969050We finally found a sport women can dominate in.
>>142968968it's dutch and handball relatedThe girl in the picture used to play for the U20 NT
Wait a minute, i paid for HBO to watch the games and it still shows ads?!?
hey guys I believe all Brazil games are going to be streamed on that fatso caze ytb channel
>>142969109Your post wasnt about that but your fetish.
>>142968545can they tell each other apart? they look the fucking same
>>142968845yeah i just realized Germany's count is only when unifiedi expected Japan to be higher tho
rate spain team bunda
>>142969147>i expected Japan to be higher thoWas Japan ever good at the Olympics?
>>142969207Up and down really.
>>142969207Top 10 in medal count is pretty good all things considered. To be honest though I wish they combined the medal counts of england with the rest of the commonwealth. They might actually be number one.
>>142969231>>142969229Fair play
>>142968312nigger tourist, several anons here actually practice it. But it's also one of the best to watch as well.
these keepers are fucking useless
>>142969229The 1980s economic boom must've hampered their sporting scene. They seem to be crawling their way back to previous glory though. Also why is the belgium fag in this thread such a faggot?
jennifer lopez playing
>>142969097not really, the average 2Xyo city girl's room is a damn mess. No wonder why pic rel exists, had a couple of similar situations
pq as brasileiras são mais brancos que os espanhóis?
I don't get handball. Looks kinda lame imo
Any legal way to watch it on latam? almost every stream pages are broken in some way.
Alright, this sport is boring as fuck, not watching any more handball
rugby 7 is objectively much better to watch as a casual compared to Union and Leaguei'm sure rugby experts consider it a meme but it's fun
>>142969362Looks fun to play, just not strategically interesting
>>142969097This is simply not true I used to live with 2 females and they're by far the messiest creatures on the planet
>>142969340I don't get the clearly African chicks on the Spanish team lmfao. Not even some mixed parda. it's either full European or full African
>peacock app already fucking upat least rugby is on regular TV
>>142969385Well I would sex the number 86
>>142969363the handball? caze tv on ytbthe rugby no ide
>>142969363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adIpFqtU2mc
https://www.cbc.ca/player/sports/olympics/summer/liveFor leafs and anyone with a VPN
33 is a big girl
>>142969400>>142969399Only works for brazil apparently, thanks still. If Latam anons want to watch it Claro Sports youtube channel covers almost every event >for free
>>142969458the lives are called Claro Sports 3: LATAM, en vivo,
First ever win for Samoa!!!
>>142969493wrong thread, cool stuff btw.
>>142969493apologies I have /agdg/ and the Olympics open.
Any archery threads or streams?
OLYMPICS AREBLACKSUPREMACY It’s over for /sp/
thinking about vacation in brazil
AUSGODSIN
thinking about vacation in south korea
>>142969493based shufflepuck cafe enjoyerlooks comfy
why they arent wearing any protector
imagine we cared about handeball
(you) me any cuties that see
>>142969638im gonna (you) a cutie right now and it's you
>>142969638>>142969654yikes samefag
>>142969638h-hey..
>>142969538no, they chose to not broadcast the ranking roundsa world record was broken in the women's >>142969550
i'm in love
>>142969638><
>>142969671Thanks, I was wondering wtf was going on. So its a nothing burger until opening.
argiebros...not again
This is better than American Rugby
>>142969690There's some shooting scheduled for tomorrow (training events), but I don't think they're streamed either.Seemingly nothing but the opening ceremony tomorrow, yeah.
CARM ON AUSTRALIA SCAR SUM FARKEN GOALS
fucking hell why is there abo shit that was invented by university cunts in the 60s on our jerseys
>>142969768This. I'm rooting for the sheilas
>>142969799i'm rooting sheilas iykwim haha
>>142969809based pervy bruce
Adidasbros.>Today, adidas and Team GB have announced an extension which will see one of world sport’s longest partnerships continue until 2032. Having begun at the Los Angeles Olympic Games in 1984, the long-standing relationship enters its 40th year in 2024
>>142969673if you squint she looks like an oni
>>142966929why does the flame have dick-sucking lips?
what are you watching anons? I'm watching Spain vs Brazil handball
bit silly keeping the clock running for 30 seconds while the ref is deciding what to do in a 14 minute game
>>142969848my god imagine sniffing her sweaty uniform
>>142969864put your dick in there anon and see how hot it is
>>142967078Hey fuck you m80Waifu/husbando arrow is one of the best sports at the Olympics
>>142969871same
>>142969871Meme Rugby
>>142968384
why no sticky?
>>142969903why is it a meme?
this sport sucks
>>142969912No real Olympic sports on yet
>>142969912>2 week long sticky Imagine how comfy it'd be
>>142966929Anyone got a good website to check event schedules? Preferably in my time zone.
>>142969936The official website has the schedule and you can view it in local time or your own.
>>142969936https://olympics.com/pt/paris-2024/calendario/25-julho
>>142969903Fun to watch though.
>>142969934No Separate flag for UK this time ?
spain goalkeeper looks like a man
>>142969952>>142969953Thanks bros. For me its, skating, climbing and table tennis.
>>142969962We compete under GB for the Olympics
>>142969962We compete as one cunt
>>142969904gatto
Is it normal for handball players to celebrate each goal like they scored a 95th minute winner in a World Cup final?
>>142968898Delectable asscrack.Women really shouldn't do sports.
>>142969921seems a bit forced to be the fast rugby
>>142969871sevensannoying the stream is delayed and 9now doesn't werk on my machine but at least i can watch a full matchstill seems weird having a 14 minute sport
>>142969921Seven-a-side, seven minute half's. Multiple games played in a day. Normal rugby wouldn't fit the Olympic schedule >>142969961Yeah, it's fun. Just wish it lasted a bit longer.
always enjoy watching handball in the olympics, seems like a fun sport to play
>>142970005Better than watching regular union desu, little closer to League
Is some American Football players play in Rugby ?
>>142970008>>142969995It was my first time watching, so I guess normal one has more players and more time? Are other rules the same?
>>142970014>roidball with a side of wrist tendinitis
brazilian goalkeeper is fucking destroying spain
danebros this is gonna be so easy2out and grug has no chance
Why is this Uruguay cunts wearing a sex mask on the field?
>>142970017League>union>7s for me
>>142970037yeah, game would be tied if it weren't for her
OSTIA
>>142970014i unironically wish they'd bring back field handball>>142970017i don't mind watching either, just feel the match duration at first glance seems a bit short
>>142970028https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rugby_sevensVariations to the laws of the gameDuring a scrum in rugby sevens, three players from each team participate instead of eight.There are several variations in laws which apply to rugby sevens,[10][11] primarily to speed up the game and to account for the reduced number of players. The main changes can be summarised as follows: 7 players per team on field (instead of 15). Five substitutes, with five interchanges (instead of 8). Seven minute halves (instead of 40-minute halves, in fifteen-a-side). Maximum of two minutes half-time (instead of ten minutes). Matches drawn after regulation are continued into golden point extra time, in multiple 5-minute periods. All conversion attempts must be drop-kicked (instead of having the option to place-kick). Conversions must be taken within 30 seconds of scoring a try (instead of 90 seconds). Prior to 2016, the limit had been 40 seconds. Three player scrums (instead of eight players). Kick-offs: in sevens, the team which has just scored kicks off, rather than the conceding team, as in fifteen-a-side. Yellow cards net a 2-minute suspension (instead of 10 minutes) to the offender. Referees decide on advantage quickly (where one play usually ends advantage, unlike in fifteens). In major competitions, there are additional officials present (in-goal touch judges) to judge success of kicks at goals, which means the game is not delayed waiting for touch judges to move into position to judge conversion attempts.
>>142970028some other rules change like the kicks but the concept are mostly the same, of course played in a different way given the number of players
wtf...
Damn, today are only football and rugby matches. Not my cup of tea but I bet someone is eating good today.
Rugby camera direction sucks
>>142970049Yeah that's fair >>142970069Yeah probably should be at least 20 minutes, but because there are so few players on the field it's a lot easier to score points
>>142970098shit i forgot to put bets on today and yesterday
>>142970095I was out earlier and saw a chav lass clearly in her teens pushing a buggy and with a toddler alongside her and she had tattoos all over her forehead and sides of her face
>>142970047What the fuck am I looking at
Thats it ?
>>142970095You just know the sexo would be wild
>>142970122meant for>>142970118
>>142970122would rip your banjo string and break your dick
>>142970119Probably has a broken nose
>>142970049>NationsUnion>League >ClubsLeague>Union
rugby sevens is pretty fun. its short too.
>>142970129Penis twitched yes but in disgust
The archery arena is 25 minutes walk from my place. But the tickets were expensive, who the fuck would pay 90€ for archery lmao.
>>142970101Olympics shit, they've got horrible angles >>142970137Pic related
>>142970150kek, one way to stop a try.
aussie rules > rugby
>>142970159>his penis twitched to a toddlerreported to the doughnut nonce
>>142970150Laughed at that, cunt tackled him all the way in and out of the fucking goal
You're in the club and this Spanish handball player slaps your ass with the force of a jackhammerWhat path do you take henceforth?
>>142970192meth mostly
spanish gk a cute
Does the green goalie actually do anything?
Rugby groids
>>142970208there are no gks in rugby mate
>>142970171So true, wish we played it here
>>142970160Everything is just super expensive now. T20 WC, Copa, Euros. Doesn't surprise me at all about Olympics. Imagine the more marque event prices.
>fans aren't liking this delaying tactic are theythe game is 14 minutes long retard of course they fucking aren'tat least with football i can shitpost and alttab and not have most of the match be over
>>142970252Prime swimming event was close to 700€
i love the olympics so much bros
USA pretty good at rugby
>>142970252The swimming finals were crazy expensive. Almost 1k€ for the best seats.
>>142970258what the fuck, that's retarded
>>142970160It's genuinley retarded, you'll see a lot of sports with fuck all cunts in the crowd because it's a ripoff
>>142970160>>142970252>>142970258and yet they're struggling to sell tickets
>>142970268i honestly thought uruguay would win thank fuck i didn't chuck a bet on this one
>>142970252https://tickets.paris2024.org/event/ceremonie-douverture-seine-olympique-18806069/?affiliate=24RYou can still buy some
>>142968898sex with braphogs
going absolutely batshit trying to find a woman's archery stream
>>142970090>>142970093thank you bros
>>142970286fuckign insane
>>142970258980€ for Cat A and 525€ for Cat B lol. And it's all sold out.
>>142970296none of the archery today is broadcast at all
>>142970296It's not on. Those were preliminary rounds, not televised
>>142970256Yeah imagine being up 20 with a minute on the clock of ;14 minute game and still tryna suck 20 seconds out of the kickoff
>>142970296It's not broadcasted anon...you won't find any today. It officially starts on Sunday I think.
>>142970286>>142970271>>142970258I'd pay that if there was a few monstrous trannies swimming
Imagine if America put all their black bulls into rugby instead of handegg
>>142970296Fly to France quickly and watch it live.
what's with /sp/'s unhealthy obsession over archery? is it even popular?
>>142970311>>142970318>>142970324thank you all for your service. appalling decision, a rare enough pleasure as it is
Who are the hottest female beachvolleyball players this year?
>>142970323i'm too busy trying to suck off for 20 seconds mate
>>142970344There weren't any public either
>>142970350Yellow fever, mostly.
>>142970344honestly anon there's no sum of money that could induce me to travel there. i'm ashamed to say i traveled through France via necessity, to get to London via train, and that was quite enough for me
>>142970296>>142970324>tfw im unable to watch olympics when archery is finally been shownI will miss archery
france v fiji rugby sevens
is Dupont not playing?
>>142966929>>142970357picrel>>142970401france didn't use to be so bad before all the rapefugees tbqhwyit's a shame what (((they))) did to it
>>142970439We're resting the first team
>>142970443rollan
France spiking the microphones, atmosphere there must be nuts
>>142970443no meme sport please
Mbrappe just scored for Fronce
is the brazilian goalie a tranny? she sounds like a man
>>142970454fuck you were so close to a qt indo gf>>142970464lucky, athletics actually helps you
I don't like this gay shit they do in rugby where they lift each other up like gaybos
>>142970443for me it's Wang Lanjing
>>142970476yeah im not happy
>>142970446>>142970439What about Dupond?
>>142970443Rolling for something cute
>>142970443Roll
>>142970443Rollin
>>142970443rolling for qt
>>142970443wot
Damn I did alright
>>142970505looks blasian iykwim haha
Why does every british chick look exactly like this?
>>142970443Ruby Evans (41) looks like she would laugh at your dick
Rugby only last 15 minutes ?
>>142970514our women are just insanely stupid
>>142970514you wot m8
>>142970443I shall support my roll venomously on /sp/
>>142970436Number 8 is far too handsome to be a rugby player.
>>142970497that's a win in my book
>>142970547She looks like she could outdrink you
>>142970519see>>142970090it's a variation of normal rugby (rugby union)>>142970517she wouldn't laugh at mine because it's 7-8" but that'd be pretty hot tbqhwy
>>142970443
>>142970443roll for anyone except the quads guy
>>142970519GO FIJI, BEAT THOSE FROG EATING CUNCE
>>142970443roll
>>142967801I'm from París :)
>>142970528>BritishBASEDMy new wife Hannah Kelly to lead Team GB to glory in the mixed relay
>>142970566ehmaybe she will look better in competition
>>142970564Thanks
>>142970547>tranny jaw and an eyebrow slitPrime Eastern Euro stock
7s is so shit, its no tactics, only thing that matters is who has faster blacks
>>142970547literal gigachad chin
>>142970571She's cute. I'll take it
>>142970580She would look better with her hair down and a cock in her arris
>>142970443fitty please
>>142970590It helps if you can pass well too.
>>142968469>Most of these medals are in """"sports""""" such as breakdancing, the 10000 gymnastics tests and other meme shit that other countries send at most 1 or 2 guys while USA sends 100 niggers
>>142970590At least they aren't constantly kicking back and forth to get an advantage
>>142970443Rolling for qt, plz
>>142970584you're welcome mateplease watch our sportPLEASE
>>142970443I need 47.
are tripcodes still used?can't remember seeing one in ages
>>142970599ok yeah did further investigation and wont complain
>>142970620stupid woman
>>142970443>>142970492Wth is alternate athletic?
>>142969673I'm in love
>>142970623Yeah you did pretty good finbro
>>142970608Breakdancing has only been introduced in Paris.
>>142970626sex mostly iykwim haha
>>142970623Zamn
>>142970625>stupid>womanWell yes.
>>142970443rolling
>>142970443rollan for nympho
>>142970621yes, is good when an anon is telling a story and want to keep track of the original poster. Sadly is miss-used by retards who want to be a eceleb in a anonymous board. /lit/ and /x/ are filled with those.
>>142970443Rolling for QT gf
>>142970644Cute hag
>>142970630Uhohh
>>142970649Ooh nice, an exotic universality swimmer.
France just got blacked by Fiji
>>142970454Oi mate this lad's shagging your gf >>142970654
quarterfinals against argentinaoh boy
reminder : all korean woman with short hair is a radical feminist
>it's hard to believe there were doubts about fiji coming into this competitionfuck off woman fiji are a rugby nation you fucking retard just quit your fucking job or commentate about a sport you actually know something about
>>142970590Yes I also hecking prefer endless scrum collapses and penalties of union.
Indian here How many medals are we going to win?
>>142970626substitute I think
>>142970678thats hot
>>142970296At least the ranking round scores are being updated: https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/results/archery/men-s-individual/qual000100--3 Koreans and a Cuban in top 4.
>>142970443rollando for a Russia qt
>>142970443roll for hungarian qt at 39
>>14297044373 NOW!
all korean player is a goblina except herit's over
>>142970443ronald rollan
>>142970730guys meet my italian wife
>>142970744how attainable goblina korean gfs are?
Mad how handball players pass it to opponents and back at the start
>>142970754yeah i'll meet with late at night iykwim haha
>>142970677Try to not chimp out this time bucko
Japan vs South Africa in the rugby sevens.
>>142970612qt
>>142970787Cute hag on the right
Japan getting absolutely raped by the referee, poor bastards
Brazilian table tennis player Bruna Takahashi and her family
another four years, another competition for ameriGODS to dominate
>>142970799BLEACHED
Why the fuck does Japan have a black guy on their team?
>>142970787They'd be heartbroken right now
>>142970443qt gib
>>142970806ameriswims farming medals again
>>142970810probably some kind of Samurai
>>142970806Just wait until Flag Football in 2028 since NFL are eligible to play. Hope there's a mercy rule because it'll be a blowout against everyone.
>>142970825>he can't swimkek
Nipponbros...
>>142970825you've got a big ass coastline tooget your boys and girls to work
>>142970827Ubisoft, GTFO please.
i really don't know why i didn't place an over/under bet on this south africa vs japan matchdid bet on RSA for the head to head thoughbeit
>>142970640I hope with me then
>>142970810Usa influence
>>142970829Confident that the Aussies will win flag footie if we send enough Samoans and abos
>>142970847sorry meant the you know who gtfo please
>>142970848Yeah same, was almost guaranteed to be a blowout, these Japs are too small man
>>142970864Won't be able to match the speed of the NFL players. LeMeme Jackson at QB alone can outrun the rest of the world's defense. Tyreek Hill at WR won't be caught by anyone.
>>142970698>i might not even see my wife doing sportsIt's over
This isn't gonna make it into the anime...
>>142970505exotic blasian.>>142970508preschooler >>142970514caricature-tier chav. awful>>142970547tranny jawline>>142970580tranny jawline but could be better with a different hairstyle and angle>>142970595nordic mommy. Looks older than it should but I guess it's nordic women genes>>142970659mid hag but for some reason I'm rock hard. looks like a lonely stay-at-home mom that fucks like a crazy whore>>142970791looks tinny. kinda cute
>>142970873i mean more that japan aren't a rugby nation at allyakuza chads are pretty jackedwould make sense betting on them on baseball thoughbeit
>>142970806Please... show mercy amerigod...
>>142970848Hope you bet on the SK women to sweep Archery gold because that's all they do. Literally unstoppable.
sevens is too short to shitpost on the chans and actually be able to watch the fucking thing
>>142970820still pretty happy.
>>142970623i could have done worse too.
Brazilian sprint canoeist Isaquias Queiroz has won medals in rio and tokyo named his son after his greatest rival the german Sebastian Brendel
Total Japan death
>>142970925honestly i don't know shit about SK sport about from they'd be into baseball and maybe basketballand haven't been reading /bet/ so i only put bets on the sevens tonight
>>142970931she cute
>>142970902When's the Skateboarding start?
>two matches yesterday>fidji today and quarters vs Argentina tonightHow is this tenable? Injury rates must be insane
>>142970960meth mostly iykwim haha
>>142970810Yasuke bloodline
>just a little bit messi there?
retarded how the commentators are trying to talk up south africa's performance when they're versing japan in fucking rugby
>>14297096027.7 Men's street28.7 Women's street 6.8 Women's park7.8 Men's park
>>142970952Bug people farm medals in Archery, like the US do in swimming.
>>142970931red dot
are all australians addicted to sports betting or is it just one anon that keeps talking about it?
>>142970987>actually good logos for the categories
>>142970963meme sport
>>142970991i have a picrel for this but it's on my phone with hundreds of other korean pics fuck my life>>142971000no but Steven May iykwim haha>>142970963i'm sorry France, but you are untenable
>>142970928GANBARE! NIPPON!
>>142970963They only play 15 minutes
>>142971019They already lost horribly anon
>>142971000i didn't know you caould bet in the olympics
>>142966929Im on nofap and finally got over my porn addiction, but those athletes make my balls hurt. lifting doesnt help either.
>>142970987>>142971004Wait are those the real things?I find them terrible I want the classic ones with the people
>>142970986>Anglos sucking black cock as a professionThe usual day
>>142971023Oh that makes more sense>>142971018We’re fucking shit imagine drawing vs the USA
>>142971035Pretty sure each olympics has it's own designs. At least in recent years.
>>142970897reroll if I were you lad
>>142971033considering hiroshimoot's background sometimes i wonder if captchas are determined based on what you type before you hit get captcha>>142971037anyone know which country currently holds the falklands>>142971041you are shit but surely the USA is shitter than you, you cunts actually play rugby
>>142971042https://mediamadegreat.com/olympic-pictograms/some kino in here
>>142971033press on the arrow next to the wrench on 4chan window, turn on werk tyme, it will hide images, perhaps it could help a lil bit, stay strong buddy, I believe in you
>>142971062>considering hiroshimoot's backgroundjannies i mean because he was into ML not because he's japanese
>>142970991There used to be 10 archery event. What those even were?
Countries I'll support>GB>Australia >NZ >Japan >BrazilCountries I'll love to see lose>Everyone else
>>142971058Okay>>142970443Reroll
>>14297106770s had it right
>>142971082No clue, wasn't alive in 1920.
My dude Kim Woojin won the ranking round.
>>142971085Should throw a few more commonwealth countries in Nigel
>>142971082ArcheryArchery but furtherArchery but further stillFreestyle archeryBackwards archeryTeam ArcheryTeam Archery but furtherTeam Archery but further stillTeam Freestyle archeryTeam Backwards archery
>>142971062>He's so mindbroken that has another country's flag on his flagYou will always be a British cattleAlso anyone know which country fucked Englel every time they tried to invade Buenos Aires?
>>142971082>>142971096you could literally click 1920 and find out
>>142971067for me? it's barcelona 1992
>>142971085me?Countries I'll support>GB>anyone who isn't above or near us in the medal tableCountries I'll love to see lose>Everyone else
>>142971115Yeah I like those and the Beijing ones
> Sports are added or removed depending on the number of medals won by China and USAIs there any major event that's not rigged?>Remove Archery's events but Breakdancing is a sport
>>142969268>several anons here actually practice it.hope you all shoot each other to death
>>142971110Better than being South American mate
>>142970952South Korea is about to become the world's greatest sporting nation now that the IOC just announced the Olympic E-sport Games
>>142971115now having looked at them all i also liked sydney, beijing, tokyo.rio was alright and greece was a really fun one but idk if its very good
Is this how you have sex?
>>142971139He says as he was raped by a negro
>>142971135neither china nor usa are winning shit in beakdancing
>>142971140The last time the olympics tried to add e-sports it was literally-who games like electronic snooker or some shit.
>>142970443roll a rino
>>142971067Greece's are cute
>>142971110anyone know which country got absolutely fucking colonised and BLEACHED by Europeans>>142971140only if they include sc2 lol and ow2south koreans generally don't care about real esports like bw cs and dota anymore
>>142971158>Implying other countries beside USA know Breakdancing is still a thing
>>142971157He says as he was colonised by negros
>>142971140>>142971159Nvm I might be mistaken, but I do recall something like that. Olympic E-sport games sounds kino though.
>>142971024MASAKA!
You guys watching the Rugby 7?
>>142971112>>142971082
>>142971167>anyone know which country got absolutely fucking colonised and BLEACHED by EuropeansTell me which one because my country didn't existed at that time ;) Grab a history book and don't be like the burgers
>>142970443rollin for a british rose
>>142971192them teams really do moving birds fr
>>142971198>my country didn't existed at that timewish that was still a thing
>>142971115I was going to post this but just found out it wasn't actually written for the olympics but came out 5 years earlierhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1fiOJDXA-E
>>142971173Looks like the old fogeys don't understand e-sports and just try to make virtual versions of real events. Real shame, Olympic Street Fighter 6 would be insane.
>>142971188missed 2, TWO matches when taking a shit, literally meme sport
CAM ON IRELAND
Imagine if gooning was an event haha
>>142971211Oh that really is what they're doing?Wtf
>>142971207>Polcuck
>>142971198>M-MY COUNTRY DIDN'T GET BLEACHED EVEN THOUGH BY PEOPLE GOT BLEACHED BECAUSE THE COUNTRY DIDN'T EXIST
any websites that stream all sports? like worldsports.me
>>142971158How do you know? Big breakdancing follower?
>>142971228yes, max.com
>>142971224obviously meant>MY PEOPLE>>142971238meth mostly
>>142971211>Street Fighter 6Only Japan and USA would participate, add KOF for sudaca kino >>142971224You country literally was created the same way>European country goes to X land, kills or merge with the natives, hundreds of year passes, now country mostly european decendent claims Freedom.You can't be this retard
>>142971243what is that meme anyway?
>>142971238i've seen it a few times, it's shitbig fan of buckbreaking tho
>>142971238>breakdanceaboo who has seen both Stomp The Yard and Step Up 2: The Streets 300 times
>>142971211KEKKK
NZ shitting the fucking bed right now
hnnggghhh
We e-sports now.mobage tennis
>>142971264Bro how can you grab something that is so shit like E-Sports and somehow making it worse
I'm just gonna assume that Japs will dominate breakdancing
>>142971248so fucking what? the natives had at least 65 thousand years to fucking do something but were either too lazy, too dumb, or too busy raping their kids
>>142971264at this point why not just do the fucking sport
>>142971280Ironically it would be cool as fuck if VR games weren't total dogshit.If I saw this pic as a kid and heard you could fight people in virtual reality I would lose my shit.But this timeline sucks dick.
>>142971280>being so new you've never heard of the cgsfuck off zoomer iykwim haha
Your favourite event?For me, shot put
petition to add Drone Racing as an olympic sport
>>142971314putting my cum shot on hot british slags' faces iykwim haha
Why do women insist on cutting their hair like zoomers>>142971288Missing the point entirely. The natives don't exist anymore and the Argentinians and your country people are the result of the Colonizers having offspring. That's it>>142971301>Watching E-Sports
>>142971314100mcompetition in its most pure form
>>142971067For me it’s Beijing ‘08
>>142971337>australians didn't have offspring with other australians after they absolutely BTFOd the shit out of dumb cunts who never did anything in 65000 years and were too stupid to not bring knives, well, spears. to gun fights because they were too fucking dumb to invent anything beyond spearsyou only held the falklands for about 5 years btw
>>142966961>https://cracksports.me/olympics-2024-streamsDoesn't seem to work for me. Any other streams?t. wagie in my cagey.
Argie anon has an obvious inferiority complex because the only sport they're good at is soccer
>>142971067I rather like Mexico's and Sydney.
>>142971427try https://www.sportshub.stream/event/olympic_games_216914977/werks on my machine iykwim hahabut maybe that's because i use adblock and maybe that's why other sites don't werk
>>142971410>baiting this hard
remember when canadians were the worst posters on sp?feels like antient history now
>>142971467>being BTFOd this hard
>>142971067>https://mediamadegreat.com/olympic-pictograms/Honestly, the only "bad" one is London. Some of them are too busy.
>>142971441Show me your medals :)You are here right? your tiny island must be so good at sports like Basketball, Football, etc right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUWd2BiuvE&ab_channel=Sportsinformation
>>142971492>biggest island>tiny islandholy shit you are a fucking retardnever breed you dumb fuck argie cuck
wow, Olympics really brings people together
>>142971487>SpainYou mean Virreinato del Rio de la Plata, where Argentina came from. so basically we hold them>B-but it's not the sameSports records get inherited by the decendents, same case here>B-b-but!You're from an Island that most people don't even know, when someone see your excuse of a flag people doesn't know if its NZ, Australia or other Oceania UK's colony. That's how little you are.But, well last reply from me since I only give attentions to countries that win titles
New threadOur american TV networks are now showing us Women's soccer, Japan vs Spain
>no one knows what australia is but everyone knows what argentina is despite argentina being being as fuck and australia having one of the highest cost of livings as fuckyeah so you are are a faggot retard argie "bro"
>>142971541>New Thread>Doesn't link new threaduhh bro?
>>142971574My bad. I meant to sayNew thread?*Also someone remind me, I know our women's soccer team dominates the world but are Japan's women still good?
>>142971604>new thread>on page 4I'm not a /sp/ native you guys bake this early normally?
any thread for fem footy?
>>142971632>>142971632>>142971632Ok I made one
>>142971627Well shit I didn't even notice it was only page 4I saw the 600 posts insteadIn that case, lets get up to 700 posts
tfw gaslit
>>142971627/sp/ tends to bake on bump limitonly few generals like /f1/ don't and go on until archival
>>142970799She's so fucking beautiful bros.
>>142970443Rollan
>women sports is nothing but transsexuals nowholy shit
>>142972619See>>142972592
>>142970443Rollers
>>142970443kinda feeling 73
