Previously on heemviously >>142964344
Michael Peegaysuck
>>142973844Who the girl?
in mixed martial arts it's not about whether you win or lose, it's not about the money... it's about the journey.
OOOOOOOH IT'S TIGHT
Marvin 'dumb' Vettori
CURTIS "RAZOR" BLAYDES
>>142973844pajeet post innit
LMAO they really told Arnold Allen and Giga to sit this one out
>>142973892When was the last time he fought.
>>142973899I kind of want him to win, seems like a cool dude
Duplessi is the promised Vettori.
*enters thread*
every single belal fight is torture for anyone watching
>>142973892can't wait to watch shittori get heemed, his chin is done
>>142973892vettori is wrong but also correct because adesanya did absolutely nothing to him the entire fight.
belal muhammad is insanely charismatic
>>142973879Sniff
>>142973837
FOCK YOU BELAL
>absolutely
>>142973966Lol
Franko Nigganou on the jaxxiggers podcast right fucking now
>>142973892smiff esque in his coping
>>142973914A year ago
kwabby green
SHUT DA FOOK UP
someone get this nigga a glass of water
why is bobby green suddenly acting like a little HR bitch? where did the fake thug persona go
>"top" ranked fighters are in the pre-prelims
>>142973899Curtis "CB" Blaydes
>amir muhammad headlining the biggest uk mma event of all time
hmm
>>142974027My boy Rampage's JRE was fucking horrendous, not because of Rampage but Joe talmbout his physique in the kind of way a 55 year old hits on a prostitute
this is too autistic
>>142974112>top ranked fighters begging their boss infront of thousands for more scraps
>>142974114Curtis "CBT" Blaydes
saturday nite we finna fine out
Belal is getting knocked out. End of.
I fear Leon doesn't have a path to victory...
14-3**DQ, injury
belal is going to clean the sperm and butt juices off leons cock
>>142974204if you injure your opponent, they win
to be fair to dana for cutting these press conferences short, there're only so many times you can hear "we'll find out on saturday" before it gets boring
>>142974127Franko Cigano is a billionaire
>>142974205very straight post
>>142974222what if your opponent injured themself in training years prior
I'm behind but Tom and Curtis won't stop s-s-sugging each other off
the way literally not a single soul on this planet is on belal's side is making me believe we're getting an upset
Thats one of the cringiest pressers in a long time>>142974258Im rooting for belal and 70% sure he wins
Leonbros... He didnt flinch...
belal didnt flinchleon's getting heemed
>>142974297Yea that was pathetic
sweet Christ I miss Usman. Oh God. Oh fuck this is bad.
nothing to see here, just 2 gays dudes about to kiss
FUCK BELAL
>belal didn't flinch>BELAL DIDN'T FLINCH
>>142974235Dis Sataday nite we see, ninth island lezgo
>>142974258Leon losing a boring decision at home, late at night, with beerless bongs would be the funniest thing
>>142974308No need for blasphemy dude
>>142974312>me when i watch a faceoff for the first time in my life
>>142974328not a single audience member left awake to see it
>>142974297its over
I just noticed that Belal does that vocal fry shit.
Also, it's pretty rude to schedule the main card for 3am local time.
Is it so bad I can even skip the highlights? >>142974365Engineers and doctors as far as the eye can see
>>142974378Belal listens to emo music confirmed
Tom Aspinall: ChristianJon Jones: Judaic Hedonist
my paki bussy is blown out
>>142974418they always do it that way, except for abu schaubi
people just hate belal because hes ugly
>>142974463imagine the smell
>>142974463the unironic real locals
>>142974463English people look like THAT?
its fucking over...
My stupid gf nagging me because i popped a bottle of champagne for the presser and set the ac to 16 C , i swear one of these days i'll heem this stupid bitch
>>142974463belal has more "british" support than peon
>>142974365brutal mogging
>>142974463dont show this to tim kennedy
>>142974499its so fucking over for smegwards...
>>142974499he lost the belt at this exact moment
>>142974365>No Black Country BangerIt has never been more over
>>142973844Who girl?
>>142973892How is it that Shittori is so weak at punching? He's easily over 200lbs and muscular.
>>142974648He's a pussy
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BELAL DIDN'T FLINCH!
>>142974499BULLIED
in mma it's not about whether you win, or lose, or the journey... it's about how much money you can make before total braindeath
>>142974648He put all his xp into durability
>>142973980Kek
>>142974256defend yourself at all time
Cage Warriors is on rn also Karate Combat later tonight
I dont care who wins any of these fights, I just hope all the bongs in attendance have a terrible time whether its the hometown fighters losing or the fights being insanely boring coupled with the fact that they're on at 5am local time. That's right.
>>142974680Didn't even think of that link yeesh I'm a bit dim... Leon finna get BullyB'd son
>>142974868you sound like a miserable cunt
Tom looked fuarkin huuuge, insane phenotype on the lad
>>142974887>tf>tpYou could have had it all b
Muhamming the Belal lads
>>142974887
>>142974868/heem/ is pro bong and pro burger
I hate Paddy and Leon so much they making me rooth for a negro who changed his name to King and Belal.
>Leon with the headki-OOOOOHHHHH BELALION TANKS IT
Posted in the wrong thread...>open presser>starts with a cyclops ad>ufc marketing Bisping as a defending champion
>>142974919>John Fury and his pack of bums
>>142974886I manifested every canadian fighter losing on the canada card and ill do it again. Enjoy the womens bantamweight title fight headliner. It's nothing personal but live mma events belong solely to the USA and Middle East
>>142974993>schizoid ramblingsyep I was right you're a miserable cunt
i wonder if belal thinks of leon whenever he looks in the mirror and sees his droopy right eyelid
It's really hard to not feel bad for Belal, what a pitiful creature.
Was Leon a victim of bullying? He’s the fan favorite for the first time ever and acts like a dick.
>>142975184he's always chatted a bit of shit a bit of banter if you will
Just how SHOOK is Edwards right now?
peon peonpeonpoolal poolal poolal
honestly the fight time schedule is a test of who is a real fighter and who is just a prissy little athlete
>>142974919compare their noses retard. this dudes so retarded
But will the hawk tuah girl be in attendance
>>142975305Maybe John fucked Tom's dad
>>142975305I'm quite sure he's just trying to cover up that Tommy Turdonchin was behind his Jones gibberish
>>142974972>this kid is already deadsad :(
>anon in a previous thread was unironically saying Belal will have more fans in England than Leonman was getting booed like a pantomime villain
Belal dominated the faceoff, just as he will dominate the fight.
>>142975305Tom is obviously a failed Frank Mir clone
>>142975354Oh no he wasn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6su7_BALpG0IT'S UP
>>142975377OH YES HE WAS
Dangerous Davey Grant not being on the card is criminal
>>142975321butt baby
who are some wrasslers to watch at the olympics
>>142974919>literally just found a picture of them with the same facial hairmmaguru is a fat retard but that's not news to anyone
>>142975410Brock Lesnar
>Dana, can you confirm the plan is that the winner of Tom Aspinall and Curtis Blaydes fights the winner of Jon Jones vs Stipe Miocic>"Absolutely"I hope he is held to this but no doubt he won't be
>aspinall says jones' elbow dq loss should be overturnedbit biased isnt he
no loss should be overturned
30 year old white women
>>142975487He didn't say the winner would actually stick around and defend though
>>142975487The plan is for Jones vs. Gane 2 I'm afraid
>manspread mogged
>Aspinall confirmed soaking his hands in petrol was a piss takenot a real one, not a proper gypsy fighting man, will lose on sunday due to weak knuckles
if i got dqed for a 12-6 elbow i would appeal it and pedantically argue that it was actually a 12:01 to 6:01 elbow and break out the protractor
everything except curb stomping, groin shots and eye gouging should be allowed in mma
>>142975487>Fight ends in a draw or NC"Well guys I don't know what to say. Neither of them really wanted it. So we'll have Tuivasa face the winner of Jones/Miocic."
Belal was the dog in his previous four fights. He dominated every single one of them.
with the signing of Alice Ardelean, the UFC has officially abandoned all legitimacy and commitment to developing women's divisions. they've been feeding regional tier fighters through the ranks with spotty matchmaking and under promoting every legitimately good fighter for years but this is the final straw. Ardelean is a long time OnlyFans model (stupid fat ass), out of her prime (32), and is only being signed because she is popular on TikTok. this is it fellas. ESPN era has killed wmma finally
o'godley vs chudpuria 2025 international fight week
>>142975584You'd allow biting, nipple pinching, licking, and oil checks? Sounds pretty gay.
>>142975487Jon and Stipe are both gonna retire after their fight and the winner of Tom Blaydes will be promoted.This is the exact situation as GSP vs Bisping, only without one of them getting knocked out by Gastelum in China a week latter.
>>142975611lmao I didn't even realize she got signed
>>142975616he'd encourage them, even. sick guy.
nice flying knee ko on cage warriors rn
>>142975616no more gay than watching a dage hug a man for 5 rounds
Former 17-0-1 title challenger Darren Till for me personally
>>142975597you can't forestall the belal
>If a fighter, during the course of a round, visibly loses control of bodily function (vomit,urine, feces), the fight shall be stopped by the referee and the fighter shall lose thecontest by a Technical Knockout (TKO) due to Medical Stoppage. You could win a fight by making your opponent cum
Sneedlal “Remember the Feed” Chuckhammad
>>142975525>>142975630Jon Jones isn't retiring he's going to try and worm his way into a Pereira superfight
great new prospect Dana found on the come up. Dana really keeps his ear to the ground on the regional scene. Wonder how he found this one
when's the last time guru had a group of friends sing happy birthday to him on his birthday you reckon
>>142975710dricus' coach has to check his cup between rounds because he has been technical kummed out (TKO) before
>>142975710revolutionary for wmmai would watch that crap
UFC 306 IN THE SPHERE: Holloway vs Volkanovski 4 (BMF title bout)
>>142975710First was the calf kicks that changed the game, next it'll be thrusting in mount (fighters will be forced to edge all camp)
>>142975710that's how francis beat gane, look it up
>>142975788Chat are NOT going to like this one
>>142973802
NOTHING I HATE MORE THAN COOMERS
YUUUUGE faceoff loss for Leon. Belal might now be ahead on the story scorecards
i'm not fightin that nigga if the power ranger belt isn't on the line
jandiroba heems gane
>>142975961>Favorite video game - nones/heem/ale is NOT gonna like this one
>>142975961>mirinda>purple>pillowtap>shawshank redemption>catfish (lmao)>lynyrd skynyrd>poland>dogs>oo arr me localNot impressed
Belal vs Leon is for the lineal BMF belt (Boringest Mother Fucker)
>>142975961confirmed bong
>>142976047>favorite place to travel to: poland
>>142976071Ive been to poland. People there were sooo fuckin stinky. Second place goes to paris, especially in the unventilated metro
>>142975961who wants to know a fighter's favourite colour? dont understand these little trivia sheets
>>142975961reddit bros we cant support tom after seeing this
>>142976092how dare you call tom's family stinky
>>142975611>this thing is popular on onlyfansHow is that site even real? Who the fuck pays to see this literal 5/10 naked
Heemed my meng so hard my calf cramped
>>142976092Heem any puss while you were there?
>>142975961>Favorite Hobby - Going to the pubHow's that a fucking hobby?
>>142975916leon was revved
>>142976126love my boy ragin al
>>142975961>Favourite hobby - Going to the pubproper NPC answer. sad to see
Id spit in that fake bitches face if he did that shit at a faceoff
>>142976159Shawshank and Skynyrd were even worse
>>142976131When your hobby becomes your job that's what you're left with
>>142976092I had a Polish roommate in college. He showered once a week and did not wear deodorant until we had a fucking intervention and he literally cleaned up his act. Our entire house smelled like BO
If Belal shouts free Pailstein after winning I will support him for life
>>142976123indians
>>142976176>favourite TV show: CatfishIt gets worse the more I look at it. Absolutely ZERO facets to this man outside of liking fighting. At least it shows he is dedicated
bobby KING green will win this sunday morning
>>142976123she's got a great chassisshame about that face tho
Just watched a coked up Darren raving on BYM and after he left are Smiff said, in all sincerity, >he seems like he's in a good place
>>142976206Yeah thats all of poland bro
>>142976176cuz Im a SIIIIIIMMMMMMPPPPLLLLLLEEEEE kind of man
>>142976227It feels like he's saying things he thinks are normal, at least that's how I'm coping pretending he really likes stuff too evil to mention
>>142976295If this dude's great great grandparents immigrated to the US he would've been American as fuck.
>autoplay starts a random MMA On Point video>I perceive it as decent background noiseIs it over for me?
>>142975961Is this guy a draw? I feel like he isn't very charismatic.
video games are in fact gay as hell grow up faggot
Tom "The petrol" Aspinal
>>142976462Don't you spell it pyetrol
>>142976533No
>>142976295Holy shit this guy is a fuckin patrio->favorite country to travel to: canadaNevermind.
>>142976553Why must they lie to us about everything
Blyatrol
>>142976366extremely
belal by walk off decision (wins 4 rounds on activity)
>>142973802Fuck Dana
lol @ a little kid shouting "fuck you belal" during the entire press conference.
>>142975515made for receiving indian cock in her dms
>>142974919>>142975305>grandparents were poor so father didn't receive optimum nutrition>father is well off so son receives optimum nutritionIt's that simple
Al "Green Day Singer" Laquinta
>>142976619We can’t stop losing
i got my draft notice for the nate diaz army broes....
aura is the most superficial metric fuck zoomers
>>142976743i joined willingly
>>142976661Andy projecting his hopes and dreams into Tom, giving him protein and hgh to get him huge.
>>142974463How much of aid for Israel is going onto the pockets of these judges? 2, 3 mill easy, right?
Just got my dick sucked.... Jon Jones knows his stuff.
>>142976747and yet the fighter with aura wins 99 times out of 100...
Jonne Joonas
>>142976747aura is part of the eye test which is the only thing that matters
>>142976747zoomers are lookists, just listen to some of guru's livestreams, they take the gigachad memes nonironically
>>142976295Now that's a boyable man
>>142976747Aura is just a vibes thingIt's just another way of saying "that guy is intimidating" "that guy has a lot of confidence" "something feels off about that guy" etcIt's best to not take such a thing literally, in fact you getting so upset about it signals that you are low IQ
>>142976743>become a vegan weed zombie >guaranteed story wins for the rest of your life It’s tawlf
>>142976743spoken like a man with 0 aura
i would simply rizz my opponent
peeon poowards has no path to victory
>>142976743congrats brotha let me welcome you to basic training real quick
>>142976825I enjoy your posts b
i would simply stick out my gyatt for my opponent
>>142976961fuck is this how retarded having all your clothes be black looks?
>>142976994No
big autistic curtis training in some random empty back alley in manchester with his dragonball z t-shirt on is quite cute
Peaheaded Fighters:Jamahal HillRobert WhittakerDustin PoirierKing GreenMuhammad MokaevCody Garbrandt
>>142977038
Everyone Belal has lost to has been people who are simply better athletes than he is. He was never on par with physical specimens like Neal and Luque, and that caught up to him in those fightsLeon is similarly just a way better athlete, even if Belal is on roids now, Leon is tougher, more durable, faster, and more powerful. And it's not like they're far off skill wise either, Belal maybe has a slight edge in wrestling. Leon's also a southpaw, something Belal has had trouble with his entire career. I don't know how this doesn't end with Leon just repeatedly blasting him every time Belal tries to open up
Is Molly a Handsome Dyke or a Beautiful Dyke ?
I can't picture Blaydes beating Anal Tom
>>142977071shes the meng dyke of the equation
>>142977069>tougher>durable>lite-heemed by the stockton slaplmfao
>>142977078he might catch him with a freak heem on the feet but i don't think curtis blaydes is better than aspinall anywhere in the fight
>>142977112
aspinall/blaydes with either be top banger of 2024 or a massive snooze fest. nothing in between.
>>142977147There is a distinct possibility it ends within the first ten seconds
>>1429771470% chance of decision
tom aspbergers will fall to the blade
>>142977138wow surely getting brutally ground and pounded by a power puncher is the same as being heemed by a slap courtesy of dudeweed
>>142974125Driscus is in the Goat conversation
bongs become the new leafs saturday night
Black people. Yay or nay?
>>142977194Well one fight was a fight Leon won and the other was a fight Belal lost, so yes it's not the same, Leon is definitely better
>>142977218Bongs have a good chance of a clean sweep this weekLeafs never had a shot, the only fighter with a real chance was Mallott and he couldn't even beat Magny
need a Hexagone link bros. who got it?
>>142977194oh fer shure someone who has never been knocked out is more chinny than someone who got knocked the fuck out
>>142977226Been seeing a hap about a dawlg and he's alright, little bit of a simpleton though
leon has eight free fouls and will use all of them to the fullest
>>142977257Lionlal avenged this loss
>>142977275if im leon im cashing in my free eyepoke round 1 and saving my free fence grab until round 3/4
>>142977257who won the rematch tho
>>142977226.............................. nae nae
>>142977229getting your brain rattled by a slap exhibits you do not have a very good chin
>>142977287>>142977297>heemed by a guy that lost to belalLMAO
Pieced the FUCK up by THE Geoff Neal
>Leon wins the first 3 rounds>Gets a point deducted in the 4rth for constant fence grabs>Let's himself get 10-8 by Belal controlling for the entire 5th round.47-46 victory for Leon even in the worst case scenario, Belal got no chance
>>142977317my favourite gatekeeper
>>142977304Less so than getting knocked the fuck out twice
Let's say, hypothetically, that Belal wins.
>>142977336Leon won this fight
>>142977332i would finally learn his name
>>142977328having no idea where you are while your opponent is too busy emoting is the same as getting heemed
>>142977332For all the hate he rightfully gets he won't be as insufferable or hapfull as Leon and hopefully more active so he gets dethroned by December
>>142977332uhhhh who's belal again?
>>142977332>>142977366yeah I wouldn't mind providing he defends at least 3 times a year
>>142977275Eight eyepokes please
>>142977365Not if you keep your legs under you and don't get KOed multiple times in one sequence
>Remember that one time this fighter lost an exchange but won the fight anyway
>>142977391im afraid leon edwards succumbed to the stockton slap
POV: it's 6 am in bongland and you've just witnessed tom aspinall get heemed
>>142977336Leon cannot win a story
>>142977396That's Leon's entire careerI feel like it's going to catchup to him eventually but Belal ain't that guy
ultimately it doesn't matter who wins leon vs belalthey'll just keeping the belt warm for JDM
ultimately it doesn't matter who wins leon vs belalthey'll just keeping the belt warm for Shaved Cat
paddington "the bear" pimblette will heem
>>142977440>>142977326
>>142977429>JDMsplit decision merchant>shavkatwent to war with every journeyman garry effortlessly picked apart
>>142977407the first chick being a dude really is the finishing touch on this
Rampage Ngannou episode seems promising >>142977407>2 pound shotsI hate living here everyone else gets their jollies for pennies on the euro
>>142977472shavedcat squeezed through the steel gates, belal did not. only one of these two is a future champion
>>142977472>Remember that one time this fighter lost an exchange but won the fight anyway
>>142977480is that true? i could see it.
remember that one time shavkat went to war with the journeyman ian garry effortlessly picked apart
>>142977510>stop using the eye test, just look at the green or red
>>142977533>Effortlessly Ian 'Split Decision' Garry
>>142977550>eye test
Remember that time Ian got hit once by Geoff Neal and then committed to clinching for the rest of the fight and almost lost because he did jack shit other than clinch and knee his thighs
remember that time ian garry let another man fuck his old hag wife?
>>142977594no because my memories are of what actually happened
>>142977560an ez 30-27? kek what a future champ
>>142977594>>142977560>two 30-27s for Garry>one 29-28 for Neal from known scorecard menace Derek Cleary
>>142977609Not one of my proudest heems
>>142977662kek what a dominant future champion with 0 flaws in his game
>>142973802this is how legends are made
Shavkat annihilated Neal who didn't even cut weight. Garry sprinted for his life to a dodgy split decision
shavkat went to war with some black shitter who ian garry coasted to a comfortable 30-27 domination
>AHHHHHHH-ACK!
>>142977763me when wmma main event xD
TOM ASPINALL HAS STAPH
>>142977856Photographic evidence?
>>142977662OOOOOOOH GAYRY WITH THE BRUTAL LEG SLAP!!!!!
>mfw I have to give these bums 100g's
this is how legends are heemed
>>142977880is every press conference going to have some minority asking for gibs from now on?
>pakistanis can't figh-ACK!
This Rampage episode sucks Francis again just verbally pitter pattering the same story about being poor
>>142977880Dana White raped me during the mexico card
>>142977856its so fucking over
belol got shot
>>142977998it only grazed his ear. allah was watching over him. allhamdulilah
>>142977917>brand of sacrifice tattoobased or cringe?
>>142974297>>142974306>>142975916It's over Scott sisters
>>142977985her face is bottom of the barrel but its undeniable that shes got an incredible ass. maybe best wmma ass in ufc ever with proof
>>142977985SNIFF
>>142978023alhamdulilah
>>142978068She's a bong be kind at least she's not orange and her lips are still in default mode
>>142974516Bella looks like most of Britain
Thirty minutes in and Rampage saves the day teaching Francis some manners and bringing up Gane repeatedly
>>142978101she's a transplant from Romania
>>142977985LMAO, i have 110 cm ass
>>142978176are you a 115lb woman?
>>142978187No, 215 men
>>142978214why are you comparing your ass to a 115lb woman?
>>142978163Many such cases
>You had 25 minutes to do whatever you wanted to the guy who shit on your dead criminal papa. The guy who made you cry like a bitch went into the cage took you down and simulated you. There'll be a new October 7th this Saturday right here in Manchester.Shocked Belal said that
Heeeem
>>142978260SO DUMB!!!!
Tom got that glow
>>142978222Because i wanted to
>>142978101hottest woman in bongland
Tom's anus has a red glow
>>142977112>>142977194Diaz's one good trait is a fast jab cross. Because his cross comes so fast after he finds the range with a jab, the higher likelihood that the cross lands where he wants it to. There's less time for an opponent to move their head. And when anyone spends 5 rounds throwing light pitter patter, the higher likely hood they have room to throw all they have later in the fight.Try to think of power less like a video game where you only have a punch power level and defense power level. Belal would have been sadly laid out cold if that 2 landed on him I hate to say.
>>142978286sexual tension got out of hand there
>>142976842>just listen to some of guru's livestreamsNo, I don't think I will.
>>142978302I would but that's not saying much
>>142978302
>>142978302Good heavens that is monstrous no wonder she left romania
>>142978286This is literally me vs any of the uppity shitskins ITT
belal magomed
>romanian whores with fat asses
>100k heem bonus? Okay done.>...WAAAAHHHH YIN GO WOE BADAT BAWAHWhat did Leon mean by this?
>>142978417Talmbout Alice Ardelean? Dana's newest signee? Hell of a prospect
>>142978440
>>142978440women look so retarded when they try to fighti could heem this cunt stiff
not a fan of big butts
>>142978473It's smaller than rusbro's
if you are horny you are like ant
>>142978440I've seen enough, book her vs Dumont in a ultimate surrender match
>>142978440her vs me in my official ufc octagon bed is the fight to make
>>142978516Sorry she's exclusively built for BFC
>>142978440kek so cute she couldnt even move the bag with those kicks
OOOOOOOOOOOO PADDY THE BADDY
>>142978440>she makes bank on OF showing a decently fat ass>she makes bank on TikTok just making a stupid face and looking at the cameraI would be a millionaire in a single year if I were a woman
>>142978473yeah i like male butts
what does this expression convey?
>>142978540Paddy's oldest fans
>>142978544i was the five wild dogs
>>142977112>wtf why you post that shit bruv?
>>142978544I forgot, she get's a free $15k to show up on a UFC PPV and advertise her OF. woman in 2024 is life on easy mode
>>142978566nah those can get real big I like a nice, petite asian butt
>>142978610
>>142978633prime prone bone material right there
>>142978633>numales are attracted to this
Oh look the fat incels are dirty talking each other again
>Aljo was such a disgrace they changed the grounded knee rules
>>142978316Nate’s cross almost lands at the same time as his jab when he throws that combo
>>142978633t>>142978649>>142978677Stamp is getting married show some respect
>>142978633*Ahem* Anal Sex with Stamp Fairtex. Unprotected, spit not lube
>>142978678there are 3 types of people on 4chan. fat, underweight, on steroids. you can always tell the fat ones because calling people fat is their go to response
twood's got the juciest ass in mma
>>142978702See >>142978696
>>142976295>favorite movie: Snatch BOYED
>>142977112How does he keep getting away with it?
>>142978473Me either. Tits mog ass in every way
>>142978713I will never stop
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BELAL DIDN'T FLINCH
>>142978260KWAB
>>142978703Ok tubby
Belal should be cut.
Post that belal webm where he flatlines that guy
leon has negative aura
>>142978953No skibbity Ohio rizz
What part of England are you guys from?
post beasts with an ora
Boom. Legkick. Dead.
london facking ingerland
>>142978985Shits-upon-mengs
Yet another exemplary post from are Sverige
just one more sleep I think
oh you shittin nigguh?
Yeah you shitting nigguh-you shitten on my-OH FUCK NIGGUH STOP!!
>>142979045two as the crow flies
Curtis. Tomorrow, the meme becomes real.
Karate Combat in 1 bong
>>142979061We don't watch that crap here.
WDWTCH
>>142979061We don't watch that crap here
>>142979069>>142979074Martial arts? Yeah, we watch martial arts here.
>>142979061I will watch that crapCage Warriors is shit rnMason Jones won again
>>142979084I'm watching A Touch of Frost actually, cracking episode
>>142979084We don't watch that crap here
>>142979084I watch combat sports.
>>142979093>>142979100If you don't watch martial arts why the fuck are you in this general
I thought Curtis' hoodie said 'I am English' but now I'm seeing it says 'I am Kenough' in reference to The Barbie Movie. I'm rather embarrassed and I wonder if I'm suffering from some neurological issue to misread something so drastically. Moreover, I now have multiple hastily made images that have no relevance as they are based on my misinterpretation. A sad state of affairs.
Nolovechads…
>>142979108To shitpost about off topic crap of course
...huh? hey, wait a minute! these martial arts aren't mixed at all!
>>142979108The weekend is packed and I'm finna torrent KC it's bed time for this bad boy
>>142979117They are though. Traditional karate doesn't allow ground and pound.
>>142978990
it’s /heem/ not /MMA/it’s /heem/ not /UFC/
>>142979150Shut the fuck up.
It's legally known as /TKO/ since the merger
How come Leon Edwards isn't defending the Baddest Motherfucker Belt?
>>142979150/heem/ is /TKO/
/homo/
>>142979150it's /heem/ not /crap/
>>142979188Iconic /TKO/ image
wwowowowowowowo wow Sam Alveys fighting tonight?Yeah I watch that shit here
>>142979150I've done the math and this man is correct.
>Ahh pleeaasse watch my 3rd rate fighting organization sloppa shite events I have nothing else going on in my pathetic life!!!"No, I don't think I'll be watching this crap"
>>142979228>mma general>no i wont watch the MMAwhy are u even here
Ew he replied to me.
Just got the updated list of /TKO/ approved discussion topics from AriUFC (PPV)UFC (Fight Night)UFC embeddedUFC countdownDana White's Contender seriesPower SlapPower Slap: Road to the TitleWWE (Raw)WWE (Smackdown)WWE (PPV)
This is a sports board. I can talk about tennis in here if I wanted to
>>142979265We don't watch that crap here
>>142973862Leon Edwards
>>142979254You forgot The Ultimate Fighter
>>142979130Gem
Wiley Darren Till
belel not flinching made leon flinchSHOOKHOOK
Mixed martial arts? Yeah, we watch the mixing of the martial arts here.
just got rejected by a woman might goon and overdose tonight
>>142979316Leon always ends up looking like a bitch but gets the W.
ive never been rejected by a womancan you guess why?
Top 15 fighters? Yeah we don't have that crap here. -Canada
>>142979113Damn my nigga gets no love..
Belal Muhammad refused to flinch
>>142975547Oscar is a degen but that makes him kind of based
>>142979346You've never talked to one
Zoomers are now saying Belal has aura.
It's up!!https://youtu.be/Wv_xTVBZAps?si=p4ju9KUCUgflltkH
>>142979111>if I'm suffering from some neurological issue to misread somethingDon't worry if you can't read something some fag just conjured up out of his gay little mind, literally anyone can make shit up, and we're not beholden to all things.
Mixing up the inside of your mother's pussy? Yeah we do that here.
Tom Aspinall is white, Curtis Blaydes is Black. It's obvious who the victor will be.
>>142974648slow twitch muscles. genelet im afraid
>>142979254true and verifiable
>>142977407This is the kind of shit you see when you think day drinking with the boys will be a laugh and you pop into spoons for brekky and a pint
>>142974499Nope Leon exhibiting autism gives him fight power. Think of him reaching for Kamarudeen’s belt. The real question is that Leon has never fought someone as autistic as he is until now. That’s why Belal is such a wildcard here.
Every time I heem one of you bums I'm like: "+5 EXPERIENCE!"
>>142975436Why are Brocks nipples so red
>TFs>TPsIt's always the weakest men trying to talk tough
Why'd they sandwich Tom between these two BBCs?
>>142979453The other guys finisher is a titty twister
>>142979346You're Joe Pyfer
>>142979471you tell me
>>142979378belel actually has a funny ironic humor
King Green calling Dana "uncle" made me recoil physically
>>142979378nina is browner than belal
>>142979378Nina is cute but I'm not watching 35 minutes of that crap
Asian female anus
Asian "male" anus
UFC 304: Volkanovski vs Makachev III
>>142979525
I got a weird feeling Belal wins it
/heem/? more like /fag/ lmfao
>>142979113Is that codynolove?That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a team alpha male gym.
I choose heem I'm sorryI choose heem I'm sorry
>>142979566friends anonymously gathering?
>>142979568
>>142979525*sniff*
leon = shook
>>142979566heembros how will we ever recover...
we been known Cody was zesty
You guys are cursing Belal like you cursed Poirier you can't force the upset to happen
>>142979566fucking bigot. hate has no place here.
>>142979582He looks like a dangerous killer thug
make it related to the ppv
belal is a son of greek immigrants and an evil wizard brainwashed him and made him believe he's palestinian
New>>142979655>>142979655
>>142979614i remember /heem/ being against poirier. so by this logic belal will win because most of his support is unironic.
>>142974499How tall is Belal? He's supposed to be 5'10 vs leon 6ft
