Kershaw is back!
>Taylor finally gets batting average over 0.005>breaks his dick and on the DL
baybaul
Hopefully Webb has gotten his shit together
ITS TIME FOR DAY DRINKING
Doyers
Do you think the Dodgers regret not trading for Cease? $8M + arb-3 next year for two mid-top 100 arms. Probably coulda been had for something like Ryan and Hurt.
walktani
I'm here to watch the DOYERS!
good luck doy-os.
i didn't sleep at all since the last gamethread
lol
>>142977690>both teams plus runsLol
>>142977712look at all those "balls"
>2 billion dollars thrown at pitchers later, the 40 year old man with half a spine coming off shoulder surgery and hasn't pitched in a year is already the ace again
doyers
>>142977202>san fagcisco
J HEY
keekay!
KIKE!
KEEKAY
BARNSEY
silver slugger barnes
noted giant slayer austin barnes
>>142977940Austin Barnes, of the Survey Corps. Famed Titan Slayer
wtf kershaw is pitching
Toles would NEVER have misread that ricochet
>jints trying to kill kershaw
kerCHOKE
Kershaw gotta go my man it's over
lmao
welcome back kerchoke
>Lux lying on the ground with the ball a few feet awayIt's only the third inning and I've seen this image like 10 times already. Just end the Lux IF experiment already, 4 years too late
what song did dieter just play?
Every time they show Kershaw's wife it reminds me of his no hitter
He's soooo washed
dat curve
at least yohan ramirez the terrorist is gone
>30 pitches so far
based kershaw grinding it out to get out of that inning
>>142978166he's saving his best choke for october
KKKKKKershaw
>10 games in 10 days>three 3 more games until a break>kersh at like 55 pitches through 3how the fuck is our bullpen going to manage
>>142978275KKKKKKERERshaw
>>142978293We start our homestand tomorrow against the rockies and have a doubleheader on saturday lol
THANK YOU KIKE
BASED KEEKAY
what is this gay ass dance they're doing
wtf austin barnes is a good hitter nowbased
barnes the slugger
Austin "Ohtani ain't got nothing on me" Barnes
>>142978477FUSIONHA!
sometimes i forget how fast ohtani really is lmao
Shohei NOT CONTENT WITH A SINGLE OhtaniShohei NOT CONTENT WITH A SINGLE OhtaniShohei NOT CONTENT WITH A SINGLE Ohtani
c'mon freddie
>MLB players get punished for gambling >now watch this a casino ad
>>142978579Have players been punished for just going to casinos?
>>142978618people don't just go to casinos for the all you can buffet
>>142978632I mean playing casino games and shit too. I thought it was just for betting on baseball
bottom of the order getting it done
FAGGOTants!!
>Orel doesnt acknowledge Apple TV gamesbased
>>142977258>>142977307>>142977296shut the fuck up, pussy!
whats your problem buddy
>>142978955
Why are the Dodgers cheating in a meaningless game against the Giants? Really disturbing.
Hjelle looks like a Danish or Norwegian name and if that's the case the H is definitely pronounced
>>142979034I'll fuck you up kid
DABU PURAYalso lol at the crowd cheering big for a pop up from ohtani that didnt even come close to the warning track
>>142979127>doyers fan
>>142979088because they know they're going to get swept by the Padres in the playoffs
>>142979121Looked it up. It actually is silent. It's apparently pronounced like "yell eh". I forgot how common silent H's are in their languages.
Time to stretch
looks like 7th inning might be a good spot for phillips
>puke jackson
>Ohtani going 1 for 5 with one multi base hit is somehow enough to justify the rest of his horrible ABs for Doyerpacos
Why do the Dodgers try to gaslight me into thinking Lux is good? Career 93 wRC+ in almost 1300 PAs with meh fielding
>>142979285>>142979285He has these moments of looking like he's getting ready to break out and turn into something
>>142979255I made this for you
>>142979285He's hitting a lot better lately. Fielding is still patchy though
>>142979339Danke
Our greatest ally.......
>>142979374Jesus christWas the strike zone this generous for Kershaw earlier?
>>142979341He has a 74 wRC+ on the year. He is absolutely terrible. Same shit with CT3, but at least he has a long career so the leash makes sense
>>142979392Not quite as far out but the strike zone has been big outside
>>142979420he's improved significantly over the past month or so from his putrid start.
Should be a sweep but Roberts cucked out yesterday>BUT BUT MUH BULLPEN ARMSEnded up wasting them anyway after Yohan loaded up the bases. And people still defend him
>>142979460
dammit vesia
WHAT
>>142979462It's extremely easy to improve your season stats when you're starting from one of the worst season lines in MLB. He's 26. Do you guys really think he's gonna show better than he has?
Vesia ran out of yayo>le ebin Q larp man coming inHere we go again with Dave's overmanaging
Treinen is our guy
AND THIS GAME IS TIED
LOL treinen
>>142979549He yelled "FUCK" when the camera went on him LOL
Roberts is a fucking retard
>>142979474Roberts should've been fired years ago
Looks like the dodgers hotstreak is coming to an end
>>142979544
>>142979529do youthink it's that bj blazkowicz haircut that gives him his power?
>Barnes, Ahmed, Ohtani coming upHow sad that Barnes is the one I'm counting on most to break the tie
>>142979573His power level...
I don't even like baseball that much but i bet a 5 on Dodgers earlier and now i look and it's tied That friendo who told me Dodgers were great lied
>>142979512nothing at this level of baseball is extremely easy. you don't know what you're talking about.
>>142979586You got Trevor Bauer over there in Mexico. You can watch him pitch :)
We all know how this inning ends>Ahmed strikes or flies out>Ohtani singles or walks>Teo or Freeman flies out
>>142979595Statistically easy.>this much defense of LuxDave, can you please try and manage the game? Ths Giants tied it up.
AHMED>>142979623retard
Ahmed did it
BIG DICK NICK AHMED
FUCKING YES
>Ahmed What in the fuck
AHMED>>142979627shut up moron. you're embarrassing yourself
yay!
ahmed praise allah (forgive me if he isn't that kind)
OHTANI BOMB
BIG FLY OHTANI SANBACK TO BACK
>>142979623Well you got Ahmed and Ohtani wrong for starters
Meme submarine pitcher got obliterated, sad to see.
AHMEDTANI WENT YARD FOR YARD
>>142979623lol get fucked
>>142979623you're getting BTFO
GOHTANI
JESUS CHRIST OHTANI
Yeah HAHAHAH YEAH!!!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!
can we get a teo homer
Kino
>>142979623thanks for the jinx, you dumbfuck
>ohtani did the kamehameha on camera
Imagine spending a billion dollars to just barely beat the Giants
Ohtani Ohtani OHTANI!
The "Nick Ahmed revenge game" will go down in baseball history
>>142979675kek based af
>meme submarine pitcher hits freeman
They probably IBB Ohtani if Ahmed gets on first/second so good on him for that homer.
>Ohtani getting K'd all game>9th batter in the lineup homers>Ohtani magically homers right afterWhat do you call this phenomenon? This is like the third time it's happened
Whatever, we won three rings in five years. The dodgers will never match that success
>>142979701copium
>>142979698Thugtani can't stand anyone else having the spotlight
>>142979701Nobody cares about those dinosaur rings dudeI was in middle school the last time you fags won
>>142979676imagine having owners that wouldn't want to use their wealth to build a winning franchise
time for the super reliable dodgers bullpen to lock the win
it begins
ITTAKESTWO
freddie always has to make those crazy plays
>>142979718And neither of us were born last time dodgers won
>>142979701DOUBLE PLAY
FREDDIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>142979720>winning franchise>winningdelusion at its finest kek
That's classic Chappy right there
playing it takes two on a double play is diabolically genius
what a shit challenge kek
kek eat shit melvin
>>142979754it's the 9th inning. what is there to lose?
awwwwwwwww
>call upheld
Assless Chapman
>>142979760your dignity LOL
>>142979754At least we arent down fucking 8-2 like when dave challenged yesterday
>>142979698As a pitcher himself, he knows they tend to get shoock after giving up a homer (especially to the 9th bat) and may gift him a meatball to crush.
>>142979746stay mad lmao
the important thing is we cucked kershaw out of a win
Right down the middle kekWE LOVE ITgg giantssee ya tomorrow
WE LOVE ITgg jints cya next year
good series jintssee you in the spring unless you make the ploffs
>>142979798whoops, i meant next year
>>142979785I can't tell if he was surprisingly good (expected him to give up way more runs) or if the jints were just that bad
>>142979804gg doyers, good luck on the rest of the season.see ya next year
>>142979817the giants bats are terrible. Soler is a criminal
Crowd thought he wasnt gonna call that a strike.FUCKING TEASING UMP KEKgG
So that's it? Fuck this scheduling shit. The AL sucks.
gg doyers
>Stros, Dads, and Phillies coming upBuckle up doyersisters
GG Giants, cya around /mlb/!
