There Is Still A Mathematical Chance That The Parramatta Eels Play Finals editionNRL>GAME 1New Zealand Warriors v Wests Tigers6:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoMt Smart Stadium, Auckland1.25-4.00>Can the Warriors extend their winning streak against Wests Tigers to 7? The visitors will be boosted by the return of skipper Api Koroisau.>GAME 2Parramatta Eels v Melbourne Storm8:00pm AEST on Nine, Fox and KayoCommBank Stadium, Parramatta5.50-1.15>Clint Gutherson chalks up game 200 for the Eels. Storm are in the box seat to be Minor Premiers with a 4-point buffer & stars set to return from injury.
Shit games for Friday Night Footy
You said it
poogers and peels will win bet your rent on it
good morning family
a song to start the dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMIgbim75dU&list=RDSMIgbim75dU&start_radio=1
morning, looks like the matildas got flogged 3-0 which is a good way to start the day
>>142978892I won’t be touching that bet, just posting for interest
>>142979394>talking soccer in /nrl/
whether they win or lose tomorrow, the broncos are still my team
>>142979561cleary who is in the panthers, our fav peem is currently engaged to matildas captian sam kerr so its very relevant thank you so much have a nice day
>>142979787>cleary who is in the panthersWe know> our fav peemKYS>is currently engaged to matildas captian sam kerrU wot?
>>142979787They’re just rooting
>>142980155fat fuck go put down some real dinner fat fucking fat fucker
There's no evidence they are rooting
>>142979787Based Cleary turning Kerr straight
how will nathan cope with his girl getting mogged by the krauts on the world stage, and then releasing her frustrations by getting plundered by half of the US basketball team?
>the US basketball teampfft
>>142980452big bollocks on left but right is cuter
>>142980535thanks Nathan
I'm going to write a homo-erotic NRL fanfiction
Brekky served lads. Come get
>>142980690based, based, based, based, based
>>142980690
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/858722
>two bucksThat's worth getting simply to post excerpts. There has to be something funny in there, like a anecdote about Japanese McDonald's in the early 90s
>>142970796in a post brett stewart and de belin landscape things have indeed changed, and without fanfare
>no ozlympics;_;
>the africans wearing my flag are going to beat your africans wearing your flag yaaaaayyy
SHE’S COMING HOME
>>142981228Did she sign with someone?
Geelong R9 #14
>>142981180Did the work experience girl come up with those selections? There is no way teddy can swim properly with a boomba that large
>>142981143Fuck it >>142982399
I'm going to tip all favourites this week and use my joker since this week seems very one sided. Smart or retarded, what do you think?
>>142982407once the olympics start use proper name
>>142981180Does Latrell ride? Thought he was more an all hat no horsey kind of cowboy, if you catch my drift (i.e. ATV hoon).
>>142981379Ferry docked
>>142982852
>>142982852>casual detected
That horse does not look happy
its a 10 gallon horse with a 20 gallon fella on its back
Anyone can go on a pony ride. Don't see him on the farm with them do we now. He's not even in riding gear. Always the ATV. Not that there's anything wrong with that, just that other NRL players may be more appropriate choices to be selected for the Olympic equestrian team.
>>142981379Yeah. Souths. She’s back
Either you back Trell to take home gold in the dressage or you go sit with Spencer Leniu and the other troglodytes
>>142982852atv hooning is based
based on what?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EwRq9ZgQ5NA
>>142982827Just being stealthy
The Broncos season ends TOMORROW
My Wife Quincy Dodd
going to the broncs game tomorrow
> M I X E Rhttps://mixer.nrl.com/code for /nrl/ league is: W1N583YC> M I X E R
>>142980885>37 in stockYour tax dollars at work. Never really understood the point of the book shop at the State Library when you can simply read the book for free downstairs in the library itself.
critta's not playing tomorrow against the bronx
>>142983338He could be fit in time
This is what I mean when I say the family knows more about NRLW than any other group of footy fanshttps://x.com/suthodan/status/1816271369690308755The implication that this was intended to be a list of hidden gems is an outrage
>>142983353confirmed cut with a shoulder injury
Lads keep on eye out for a tall forward from the Tigers named Kezie Apps I hear she has a bit of go about her she could be anything
She sounds like the kind of girl I could fantasise about marrying and walking on the beach with while we hold hands.
>>142982890We landed gentry now bruddah
>>142983241They're selling them off because they take up space and they only need minimum one copy. They would've had 37 because it was in demand so people don't have to wait to loan
even without Critta I think the Broncos are going to struggle against the Dogs.
Kek
>>142984105sounds like somebody isn't saving their .psd's
>tfw 39th Campo superfan at the back of the morning hobo queue rushing to get into the dry warmth of the State Library
>>142984209Haha well memed my fellow incel king!
>>142979442Poogers in with a chance but there's no fucking way Melbourne are losing the Eels
>>142981180Trell for Spear Chucking and Rock Throwing
>>142984257javelin and shot put, retard
>javelin and discusLet's face it Trell would have dominated all these events
rock throwing would be shot put you absolute spastic
You can't borrow books from the State Library, it's a deposit and reference library. If you want to discover the secrets of rugby league you have to go and study there:https://collection.sl.nsw.gov.au/search?subjectIds=ejzXwMLaEVJNQ
Discus is the original rock throwing you Boeotian
I Boetian ur Mum last night cunt
Has there ever been a more 6pm on a Friday night game than Warriors vs West Tigers.
>>142984105I wonder how far into the 11 in a row the Broncos will officially start acknowledging the 11 in a row.
>>142984283Yeah that what I said you potato
>>142984220t. hobo surfing the internet all day and farting on the schoolkids
Wahs by 30
>>142984105Not really fair to compare Mariners stats as a winger to Chrictons stats as a centre after Mariner only played one game at centre
It makes sense for Auckland to have the early Friday night game whenever possible because of the timezone for the crowd and most kiwis in Australia knock off before 2pm on Friday so they shouldn't have any problem getting to a tv by 6pm
Or, dare I say it, catching a cheap flight home to attend the game in person
how about you dare to not say things for once please
shit game already im gonna play mw2
6pm is for Warriors since it is prime time in NZ and teams which aren't very good headliners for Friday night (like the Tigers)
my wife
RAPESWELL
>>142984448Imagine her crushing your fucking head with her brapper
>>142984456strange thing to say
Tiff update?
>>142984459Would have been stranger if I wasn't worried about getting banned while the footy is on
>>142984456I don't appreciate this filth
tigers were hard done by on that call
https://x.com/Tiffany_Salmond/status/1702923239281103145
>>142984487no this is her tonight
the tunehttps://youtu.be/TM6TCGltfHM
People talk about psyops all day but no one wants to bring up how demotivating and dysgenic the entire warriors brand is for the maori and pacific island people, its just installing in their childrens minds that no matter how talented you are youll always lose, and if it even looks like youll break the cycle the authorities will snuff it out, just enough ups to keep them watching before the disappointment closes in
These are 2 supremely shit peems . The girls game last night was better
Fucking dead thread
>>142984523Wowsers! Yes please!
>>142984644Go take a long walk off a short glacier, faggot
>what if like we ran the building site bro?>*thinks of warriors*
>>142984644Actually kill yaself
>>142984677Don't worry. I've selected a ripper track for halftime tunes you're going to love it and everyone will post more in the second half
>>142984644I agree
Best you can hope for in the life of a warriors fan is the post match kfc not fucking up your order and some valid ref blunders to blame for while smashing a box of codies
https://youtu.be/iZOaBX2nVjw?si=SQoL02lYVxnx1F7XEurogliders - Heaven (must be there) (here and now remix)
>>142984729shut the fuck up retarded swede faggot
I can't stop smoking bongs
simply stop smoking bongs
Sex with laura mcgoldrick
fucking soft
", commented anon, leering down at his groin.
GAME HAS GONE _____
for coffee
don't lead in with your head lads
CLAWBACK
Are the warriors petrolled?
Damn..
TIGODS TIGODS TIGODS TIGODS TIGODS TIGODS TIGODS
>>142985051kek what did you say to her m8?
that was a webm worthy try
Someone screencap the blind Asian tigers woman
>>142985051callipobro?
>>142985051fraudhttps://x.com/TicsVitsJacThic/status/1816747696645873836/
>>142985131needs more of the build up
late contact my arsestill a shoulder charge though
>taking the poo
She has massive tits. Theyre really not helping on my nofap journey
avante garde
its over pooger broswarriors are back they're just in too good of a form top 4 looms
>can't challenge offsidebut how is that subjective either they're offside or they're not
>opponent has AFBfug
How the fuck is Mr Anderson playing tonight? His knee got absolutely buckled last week
he's the one
>>142985264I don't get it
this score line is flattering the Warriors
>Cashout suspended
>played in an untidy fashion>hit the shoulder of a man on the ground
ref has been trying to keep poogers in this but not to win all game prove me wrongso if anything poogers are actually worse and warriors are better
PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT ALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
If that was anyone but Twal that would be a tryLucky they scored right after
>>142985344Cause you ain’t gettin any
>>142985344
>>142985344lololololololololololol
>>142985344kek
>>142985344Ouch
>>142985344ouff, at least they gave you $50 back
>>142985344Get absolutely heemed
gamblers dabbed on once again kek
Feel like Parra will start well tonight
>>142985344As a fellow degenerate, I’m sympathetic. But if you’ve got $1000 to drop on a multi, am just going to presume that’s not much money to you and you’re feeling how I do when a $5 or $10 multi falls over
there's only one food truck outside parra stadium tonight, gozlemeusually 3 or 4, expect a plodder crowd
Justin Lane (a pizza joint that started in Burleigh) just opened up near work. Great pizza. Amazingly beautiful waitresses. Sitting on the corner alone like a loser haha.
eels more like peels
>>142985445They've given up, just move the stadium to somewhere like Redfern it wouldn't be that hard
>>142985344idgi isnt this a winner?
it's not the location, it's the team
Poorm are gonna put 50+ on my Eelies tonight. I can just feel it.
Gutho should bring up that his kid is watching when he complains to the ref (expecting that by the fourth minute btw)
can confirm cause I pipped them
Peels have a good record against storm here even though they shouldn't
is that a typo or is pipped a new portmanteau
parra always beat penrith and melbourne but always lose to the tigers and st george, it makes no sense
if it takes off I invented it if it doesn't its a typo
>>142985505>5505parra always beat penrith and melbourne but caused penrith and melbourne are frauds
based ref keeping my Eelies in it
EELS DYNASTY BEGINS
pretty elite juke by the winger there
was that a gray alien or a chinese lady with no eyebrows
What the fuck was that creature
what the fuck, was that an alien in the crowd?
>>142985542was my penis lmao
>>142985542>>142985545>>142985546S O F TD I S C L O S U R E
>ayy eelmao
Based ref pressured by Bikies to make Eels to score first Try win.Hes gotta make the refball a little less obvious though
Rugby League confirmed as the ONLY interstellar sport.
>>142985459based cowboy mode anon
joel caine always talks about playing footy on the moon
>IM A COWBOY
Why would you sit in to eat pizza
>>142985495we speak english in this thread
>>142985542Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyylmao
>>142985577if it's all you can eat buffet
pic of the ayy lmao pls
>>142985564>rabbitohs fan spotted at the ganymede v andromeda match
dis nigga the oprah winfrey of 6 agains
there's no pic because you didn't see anything
>missed the Alien
>>142985621dododododdo DOO DO DOOO DO DEWW DOOO
why can't peels tackle bros
>poopensharten caught by rcg
They just make it look so easy
>>1429854682nd half was 16-14 to the poogers so that leg lost
>>142985564>North Sydney Bears try to merge with Kepler-22b for the 21st licence
>>142985621https://youtu.be/j2d6T5G2rrY
how was that not an obstruction by Papenhauzen?literally threw his arm out to impede a defender
most Peels play of all time
>>142985621>chewing gum just like mars attacks
>>1429856482 games per year at NSO still
>>142985678WE WUZ
>>142985678rugby league confirmed for intergalactic and time traveling sport
>>142985678Aliens & Pharaoh kek what’s fucking next?
Storm are rattled
ELITE TRYsadly zero conversions tonight will cost peels the win
>>142985665The other 10 here
FUCK THE STORM
>>142985700i saw a gnome at the game a few months ill see if i can find the pic
Feel like BroncGODS could easily rape both these peems
>>142985711Magic Round 2525 confirmed
>>142985711>ai artsad
DAWG what is with this crowd now we got Freddy Mercury
kek now Freddie Mercury is this the most kino small crowd of all time?
>your peem scores a try>catching your breath and grabbing a quick drink>clint guthershit is yelling in your face the entire time
>>142985567Very slow opening. Four different waitresses came over just to chat cause there was no one else around.
Want Parra to keep scoring for more crowd shots
MOON
full moon tonight
is that why the alient is out tonight cos its signalling home?
>>142985778>that whale in the background
AAAAH SAVE US REFS!!!
Oh, your sport is popular on two continents? That's cute. *wraps Zeta Reticuli RLFC scarf around neck*
>>142985778truly spooky
THUNDERCLAPBACK
He deserves a bashing for that gayfl shit
my Eelies are incredibly retarded
>munster front rowBased
kek now Madge & Madges daughter
Madge Origin is over you can chill now
his wife looking a bit on the young side
Madge could be the next Melbourne coach
*secretly does not mind the Storm*
>>142985883You need re-education
based orc ref not taking any shit from the poorm
I’ve been play with the storm ever since Smith and Slater fucked off
>>142985878Isn't he meant to be in England coaching the Rhinos
I am pro storm as long as I'm tipping them and they are playing a team I hate more
>>142985907*okayFucking phoneposting making me look illiterate
not sure about this lame just run it on the 5th play lads
It’s so they don’t risk giving up 7 tackles
I'm only pro-Storm when they play the Roosters
would rather risk it and get 4 free points tbqh
>King Gutho in Abo speedos THE TIME HAS COME
I have an elaborate flow chart that decides whether or not I’m okay with a particular peem at a particular time.
R E F B A L L
Why does nigga have Abo flag undies
Stupid
>>142985964Prove it
>unbased men’s gameFoul play and bitching at the ref>based women’s gameNo foul play and no bitching at the ref
oh fuck off just call half time ya bung headed cunt
Boot is good tonight for mick neaney
Looking forward to seeing my gf playing tomorrow morning
Please tell me that Balter ad was ai generated
>>142985985Not him, but we don’t have these charts on paper. It’s all upstairs. What we think of teams is fluid and changes week to week, month to month and year to year based on a lot of factors
>>142986060Nice try but there are no women in the /nrl/ family
73% chance I fall asleep on my chair during this half
>>142986199Based Me
That shit wrapped around guthos arm serves absolutely no purpose
>>142986174I could turn her
There's a baskin robbins next to my local supermarket with a big sign out the front that says "DOWNLOAD THE BR APP" and I looked like an idiot walking around the supermarket with a stupid smirk on my face because I kept thinking about the brap stable vocaroo
>guthershit
I’ve seen a million of those called held before they’re even driven 5 metres. This ref is a crook.
>>142986248Take a picture tomorrow pls. If you can get a big booty gal to bend over next to it, you’ll be declared nrl family king for the weekend
Uh did you just show impetus in defence? On report
Guzman, Maccas or KFC for dinner, I can’t decide
held is a bullshit rule its up to the ref same with 6 more bs
>>142985133Tiffany blocks Nat but like and replies to my tweet. Does she know what a coomer is?
someone get a try so I can make a coffee
both these peems suck
>>142986395word on the street is Tiff enjoys tribute pics
That try was beautiful. Very forward first pass. But a beautiful try.
even the commentary knew that was a forward pass
This mongo ref is the worst. Blood nut is the best going around right now
Storm are easily the best team this year, but have kind of looked retarded the whole time.
Bellamy left the coaches box to hand cash to the bunker
Might give you a follow lad
I remember storm having more losses this season that made me mad because I tipped them but they're not in the list anymore for some reason
>>142986545
but I've never had a twitter account
how do you play against jahrome hughes and resist smashing in his fat gnome face?
>there are anons lurking /nrl/ to steal gimmicks to use as x accounts kekKEKK E K
might fuck the fleshlight tonight
>>142986581Which one you got?
>>142986591Panthers branded destoya
ur mum m8
>>142986545Please do. It's alot of 11 in a row posting
>>142986591idk its over 12 years old. think from memory had the default and stam trainer ones.
>>142986611Just get a new insert. I’ve got the Violet Myers one
peels being absolutely shit will cost them the game tonight
Meaney get a try please so I win my multi
>>142986607Don’t tell lies. I only found 1 post like that in my 30 seconds of scrolling your profile.
>>142986631probably time
Not a good selection of Friday night games
What are the commentators saying when they show footage of Maguire? At the pub and cannot hear it.
Got 2/2 lads like everyone else who isn’t a fucking retard.
>>142986659Well you haven't followed which is rude eh
all the eels need to do is score more points
>>142986664
Missus gets home tomorrow night after being os for a month. Going to fuck her in the back of the car at the airport
>>142986664What in the holy hell…. Wash it man! And after you wash and try it, dust it with Fleshlight powder. Or cornflour, it’s the same thing >instructions for your new one, that thing is beyond saving
wtf do they actually get mouldy?
>>142986709There is specific fleshlight powder?
>>142986664>Redfern Sleeve
Asking for a m8 but where’s the best place to get one of these?
>>142986731Yeah. You put some on after you wash and dry it. Keeps it soft and stops it getting tacky. But it’s really just cornflour
>>142986751eBay if you’re shy
>>142986700Give me a moment lad.
thank fuck the footy is over now I can play CoD MW III (singleplayer)
For me, it's multiboxing holoark streams (I was already doing this during the game)
>>142986751sex shoplots on oxford st if ur in sydneypay cash if u want it untraceable, no one really cares tho youd be surprised how many people have one and even more surprised how many girls have vibrators
>>142986753Is it just branded talcum?
its cornflour
See you in the morning ladies
Don’t forget lads we have footy from 11am tomorrow
questionable
Remember tomorrow the 11 in a row continues.
which one of you is making me cringe out of my skin>>142986558>>142986588
obvious false flag
I did not make that image for it to be posted in /afl/This feels like rape
I just hope the Broncos have fun tomorrow and Buck gets a nice gallop in the sun
six very exciting matches of rugby league football to be enjoyed tomorrow
