>headshot de-ACK!
any meng specialists here?
You just lost the name
story loss for peon
Belal refused to flinch.
Strickland and Curtis broke up
>>142979688just how small is it?
Curtis.
>belal didn't flinch it's over.
*leaves thread*
Going to my first ever combat sport session at a muay thai place next week. Wish me luck guys.
>>142979655>"Poatan can't dance bachata"
aspinal's walkout is supposed to be epic
>>142979709Strickland said something mean about Kamala and that was the last straw
>>142979753THIS IS HOW LEGENDS ARE MADE
why did rod stop rating cards
>>142979768LOL u notice that? I was gonna be like, "yeah guys, i know u guys been noticing the lack of OCR's" the other day knowing no one has even said a thing but i forgot to. the cards are too ass and i barey watch them, i will drop one rigt now just for u
>>142979709>goodbye twitterthis dumb hap says that once a weekhe'll be back in 3 days
>>142979655>Plinio is too old>Plinio is too wide>Plinio is a free mason>Plinio's translations are shit>Plinio has no gas tank>Plinio cant danceWhat now?
>>142979783
Why is ching chong chomo preying on rod
Sean Strickland said some racist shit and Chris Curtis checked his white ass, safe to say that Sean didn't like that. He's hurt and canceled their podcast together. Guess "Cancel Culture" is only bad when its against you, fuck Strickland, fuck his fans and fuck chuds.
Post yfw Paddy the baddy “Thugs Out” “Hood Style” on his opponent King Green
>>142979837>Chris Curtis' white assis this true?
janny bans me when Im racist doesnt warrant a fuck chuds iyam
Chiesa is a fucking dead man
>>142979837https://twitter.com/Actionman513/status/1816591903795871744
>>142979872tony in wwe would be dimes
>>142979837Chris Curtis has always tried to live in Sean Strickland’s shadow. He can’t help inserting himself into his gym interviews when it is extremely obvious people want to see Sean and not him, because he is a charisma drainer.
>>142979890too small
>>142979887racism is not political, chris checked his chud ass like I said. strickbitch didnt like it
who is pfp the most autistic fighter in UFC?
>>142979694Leon seems like a dummy
>>142979867i got banned for racism even tho pakis arent a race
strickland cant be racist he has a black friend
>>142979897lmao ok sizequeen
>>142979694Damn Belal is an ice cold mf. Leon is fucked
>>142979916Sean Strickland's black friend (making his PFL debut on the 14th next month)
watching nina drama's tits jiggle in her newest videos
>>142979688he was cutting weight give him the benefit of the doubt bro he's the friggin BMF
>Palestinian bully, slide with the botty>Man hold two from the woody>Siru gangster, niggas know me>Man leave two in your hoodie
Chris Curtis, a black man, has a white son. Sean Strickland doesn’t.
>Chris Curtis, black man with white son, libtard.>Michael Chandler, white man with black son, conservichud.>>142979948This image is bad ass
>le heckin chuds2016 was 32 years ago
>>142979837calm down hap have some watermelon
>>142979995
I, an Taiwanese man, have many sons of all races. They are everyone hear. Respectfully.
how come no one does anything about Dana having sex with the female fighters?
>>142980009He doesn't, that's Belal's job.
>>142980009dana white has never had sex with a woman in his life
belal goingg into this fight with paulie malignaggi vibesleon heems in the second
>>142980009why is it a problem? I would do the same
Strickland has no children because he's an unloveable mentally unstable man who can't let the past go and constantly pushes those around him away due to his own insecurities and feelings of inadequacy If he were to have children he would probably abuse them and drive them to despise him and his lifestyle
OH PADDY THE BADDYHPADDYTHEBADDY
>>142980009because no one actually cares
>>142979837don't tell me this is all about that belal joke
>a fighter that says no no words in public makes you this upsetSad!
>>142979995>watermelon and purple sodaoh yea b norman rockwell hit
what is your favorite family guy joke?
>>142980009He's a master gaslighter
imagine NOT liking watermelon and grape soda
>>142980048the one about stewie being homosexual
>>142980059sup greg hardy
>>142980048the one where bart fucks lisa
>>142980017Yeah I agree, Belial is too confident. I hope Leon weems him vis head kick. And then I hope he waits for an year to fight and lose to Pisslam.
>>142980048https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWO52T-XH3Q
Water>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Milk>>>>>>>>>>Cream Soda>Orange Soda>Grape Soda>>>>>>>>>Water by Khabib, Fuck you Khabib
I do not like Belal Mohammad because... well you know why
i'm the darren till of /heem/
a lot of funny looking mfers on this card
hheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem on karate combat
>>142980104hes having a go
>>142980104Talmbout?
these dudes look like carnival workers
has there been a fighter who hit the griddy after a KO?
>>142980104Dustin Gaethje
Show bobs
>>142980112thats AI generated
>>142980104The army recruit phenotype
bro looks like Frankestein
what is this look called, maid-core?
>>142979852Yes
>>142980131Lurch looking ah boa
>you have to worry about the takedown and kicks thats why mma fighters cant boxwhats the bigggest cope pill you use when discussing mma heem?
I would like to see the following fighters get heemed: Belal, Aspinall, Paddy, Molly
>>142980123she has sir
>>142979694leon edwards got scared off his own flinch? or because belal didn't react?
strickland and his buck broke up
>>142980179He felt Belal aura
>just remembered that Curtis fought Francis in China
Chris "Curtis" Blaydes
>>142980188QRD?
Karate Combat is onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTlJ2r54FG0
UFC 304 official card rating. Belal Muhammed vs Leon Edwards OCR
Hey odd question for /heem/ - what type of boxing style does Mike Perry use in bare knuckle? Starting boxing, want to develop his style just for self defense. Is there a name? Seems like hands kept low, super aggro
>>142980233i feel like its going to be a low key banger
>>142980179>>142980192belal is awakening to his pereira mind heem powers
>a pair of shoes>a pair of ac units>that be 10k sirT-thanks Odana, that other jew thinks im paying for anything when i have 15 bucks to make a degenerate bet parlaying every single fight on the card.
post retirement tummy
>>142979837they used to be friends
Why would Chris take offense on behalf of niggas who don’t even look like him
You're seriously going to look this young man in the face and deny him his title?
Mayhem Miller is who Strickland pretends to beBisping is the evolved version of both of them
>>142980227>sam alvey is still fightingimagine the CTE
>>142980236just pressure fighting low guard
Oh Belal is rocked! He's looking for a crotch to sniff but he keeps eating kicks to the face! Oh he's literally dead!
>>142980272>Youre seriously going to look this young man in the face-N-no
chris curtis is the inferior curtis who cares about him
>>142980253remember when she fought short notice at flyweight and her ass was fat as fuck? imagine how fat her ass is gonna get now that she's retired
>interim title defense
>>142980279Alexa Grasso could unironically beat Amanda Serrano in boxing
>>142980292I do not agree with that assessment, Grasso doesn't have the power
you can tell that Grasso is on the juice by how increasingly ugly she's getting
New women’s bantamweight prospect looking for a coach… which one of you will step up?
>>142980310>personalized ads
come on lemme succ that dick boi
>>142980318
This is the fight to make
>>142980236If you want self defense why wouldn't you pick a style where there is defense involved
>>142980343Their relationship is too well defined, Sean would thoroughly big brother him to a close but clear split decision
we watching chadrate combat?
>Have to work 40+ hours between each card
>>142980343chris is terrified https://x.com/Actionman513/status/1816584450664525907
>>142980310this white boi looking zesty
>>142980343Curtis woold unironically win, Sean can't take the hapsplosiveness
>>142980406He will be swayed by Dana's they used to be friends fight money offer
OOOOOOOOOOOHHH HE SHOVED HIM AND THEN HELD HIS HANDSI LOVE BJJ
>>142980310that's a woman
>>142979655Is MMA Guru gonna be at the card?
>>142980430God I love hand fighting!
>>142980423tall people like that should be hunted down and killed and mounted on a wall somewhere 6'5-6'6 max height
In they used to be friends fights, the little brother always beats the big brotherLook into it
Do any of you train? Started again for self defense because I live in a big American city but it dawned on me >almost 30>its always a lose lose situation>they could always have a knife or gun >I should just lift and choose cooler hobbies is this retarded
1 win1 draw
this action man/desean beef is horseshit so they can have a bad blood fight that keeps them both in the spotlight but doesn't fuck over either's ranking when sean coasts to a win
it dawned upon me that youre a bunch of cazzies
>>142980442feet too sexual this whore needs to wear boots
>>142980471Literally been watching UFC religiously since 300
>>142980463The best defense is to max out looking poor and willing to fight to the death
>>142980463they could have a knife or a gun but they could also possibly stomp you to death if you can't heem them
Gane is on that pacifist run
"If I heem myself, I win"t. Justin Trudeau
>>142980475what if theyre sexy bootsbest to just cut her feet off
mokaevs nickname is "The Punisher", but with the way he fights the only one being punished are the people watching his fuckin fights
>>142980451>woman kos immigrant harassing hershe basically pushed over a drunk guy. the punches were like a strong breeze. he never went out
>>142980463>its always a lose lose situationWhile you can avoid many fights with situational awareness and verbal de-escalation techniques, sometimes you have no choice but to heem somebody. This goes double if you have someone to protect. While you may be able to avoid danger, your kids or significant other may not be able to.>they could always have a knife or gun Contrary to popular belief, you can have a knife+gun AND train martial arts. You're better off doing both than one or the other.
>>142980463Being a chill person is the best base for self defense. No 1 wants to start shit with a chill cool guy like me
ohhhhhhh Romanov on karate combat right now
>tune in to karate>fat fuck romanov on his back
>>142980553WDWTC
Can any fighter mentioned in this thread so far beat Jake Paul in a boxing match?
>>142980560hes in schaub shutdown mode
>>142980475
>>142980566this chick could probably take him>>142980451
>>142980566"The Hybrid""Big Brown"
heem tappy
fat fuck tappy
romanov submitted heeeeeeeem
>>142980597>>142980603>>142980605Back to lereddit
brendan right now can take out jon but would be heemed into the grave by tom and/or curtis
>>142980613"i am a wired animal i am from brazil"
el mayo just tapped
>not good enough at grappling to grapple grapplers>not good enough at boxing to box boxers>not good enough at gay sex to be gaymma bros...
>>142980622redundant quote?
We don’t watch that shit here
watch the language please
>>142980647OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>142980435No, he would have to go outside for that.
>>142980637I watch everything except anime
>>142980494in a way, canadians went 7-0
i'll never forgive pedo spergs from ruining japanese animation
>>142979984>2048 is as far away as the year 2000
>>142980104Dusjin poithje.
>>142980714not really b
>>142980728It's true dude I just did the math
>There’s no denying me now, simple as that. I’m fighting Jon Jones next, and I’m going to beat him.SOON
Peaheaded Fighters:Jamahal HillRobert WhittakerDustin PoirierKing GreenMuhammad MokaevCody Garbrandt
>>142980761mvp?
>>142980777true I forgot about him
Its true dude I just did meth.
is it true that hap and ace are going to be the next chris curtis and khalil roundtree?
>>142980756Stop cursing Tom with your always wrong fucking predictions you aussie cunt
>>142980279She do be sweepin' it up tho.
>>142980792false one will be a fighter the other will be his manager
93 days until Gane fights.
93 days until Gane ducks again
gane sucks
Tom is booked? Okay my movie is done, I'm ready to fight.
Gane rules
Belal Muhammad is about to be a champion
>>142980855He’s moving to PFL?
michelle waterson has cte
tommy 4chan will use his god given powers
>>142980855yeah and palestine is gonna be on maps
>>142980913sexy cte
>>142980845What's rule #1 of Gane rules
>>142980855champion of smelling like shit haha
>>142980928WE CANNOT LOSE*loses*
>>142980928must be brown
Thoughts on UFC fighter Vanessa Demopoulos?
>>142980917he's really heemed his belly fat since that webm
>>142980943big cal wazzup
Gane Rules.No one beats Gane.
>>142980955Except for, you know, Jon Bones Jones.
>>142980946there goes his chin....
>>142980728The 2000 was 24 years ago, 2048 is in 24 years.
bruh
Khabib>Shits on busMcGregor>Shits in Khabib's former houseMcGregor won.
Why do they look like they are the same size?
>>142980988tom is 155 pounds when hes cutting weight
>>142980988changing your legal name to "King" is an even bigger cry for help than Kevin Lee's skull tattoo or Garbrandt's face tattoo
>>142981009worked bitch lmfao
>>142980112That's how beans think they look like
>>142981035>how beans think they look likesaar
bonk
>>142981046he got raised by a white family, talks like a white surfer
>>142981056he was raised by Michael Chandler
>>142981056didn't stop him from acting retarded in the past. he probably has an injury or something
>>142980979but if you count by minutes its not halfway
Robert Green is a white man from northern california
m80 your a fookin sausage
>38>a lifetime of cutting weight>still looks like that
>driving down the road>there is a hap in the road>stop to help the hap>5 more haps come out of the busheswho would do something so cruel? Abandoning 6 haps on the side of the street
>>142981084like what
>>142980988
Why did the UFC sign this 3-2 MFer?
>>142981123THE davide martinez?
>>142981109like I'd heem her weili with my meng till I flush both b
>>142981109Like this
Davide Martinez would knock your entire blood line the fuck out mf.You dont train, dont speak on fighters punk ass keyboard warrior.
>>142981148I would choke Gayvide Shartinez the fuck out
>Poatan isn't versatile when it comes to danci-
Do you think Tommy has ptsd from getting sent to the hospital on the heem trolley?
54 Hours.
Paddy lost to a nigga without a wikipedia page
>>142981181him or curtis might be permaheemed IMO
Paddy couldn't finish Tony
heem
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DED
HEEEM
paddy losesaspinall losesleon loses
You know I was thinking maybe Paddy KOs green and then I remembered his punches barely had any effect on the ghost of the ghost of Tony Ferguson
paddy wins aspinall winsleon wins
yup
She said yes!
>>142981253so whats his name
Belal the Pantocrator will win because Christ is King.
>>142981080He looks like a hobbit
smellal just isn't good enough
Smelleon just isn't good enough
the fucking state
>hawk tuah at karate combatgayna in shambles
Karate Combat brings out all the A-listers
LETS GET IT
>>142981292>>142981294>White women
>>142981294I wonder how much money she's made since that video dropped
>>142981294bruh stop rburuh
>>142981198Gorillla with the wings tattoo? Beach of a peast B
>>142981303>jew
>>142981260based
>>142981294I work endless hours at a fast food job for minimum wage, with never ending work the entire shift and I am making less than this girl, she is getting paid more to show up to a Karate event and doing nothing. Our system is unfixable and needs to simply be torn down and replaced.
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawk_Tuah_GirlMeanwhile there are dedicated ufc fighters with no wiki LMAO
>>142981260This but belal loses.
cris cyborg has a penis
Belal is Flamma reborn
>>142981332Im not clicking that
>>142981294I got my dick spat on last weekend and can confirm that she was on to something.
>>142981332Abus bros.. she's more famous than us
keep attacking my fucking family motherfucker see what fucking happens
>>142981368shut up bro
>*wakes up in the thread after a 3 day ban*
>>142981387me 2 days ago
>>142981383
In many ways, I am Justin Gaethje
H*ck
>>142981403Come here anon.
>>142981447That's a man.
>>142981435I get heemed on the big stage that is one of the ways
>mcgregor fans>markssame thing
Who’s mark
>>142981475Bible b
>attaches images of ugly gooks to his posts in an MMA generalwhat mental illness is this
Pissy's shitting his jocks as we speak.
>>142981484just general derangement syndrome from your end
>>142981487That hip headbutt is going to give adesanya skelly ass sciatica.
>>142981487effective strike
>>142981484Racism? Nothing anyone hear could say would weem you harder than society undoubtedly has. Respectfully.
curtis blaydes the type of dude to c-cuh-cuh-ca-offer to fight poatan
>>142981525gayboy was seething about this on twitter very recently lmao
>>142981511we dont do racism here
>>142981525this the guy everyone says is goo btw kkeek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXjHtBl4QxgAYYYYYY
>>142981487>dislocates your hip with a headbuttsecret south african fighting technique, strickland is lucky he survived such a dangerous blow
Venus? More like... Penis...
>>142981558
>>142981545put me on a space ship, i'm finna go heem some ayyliums
>>142981527JTB you use the bo nickal word every other thread
>>142981558more like ANUS
You ARE watching Karate Combat 48 right now, RIGHT anon?
>>142981587I only watch UFC and gooning PMVs
>>142981587no i am using my left haand to play with my wife's breast while a horror film plays
>>142981587nope
>>142981487so this is the fighting style of a true african champion..
>>142981587Of course, I never miss a Sam Alvey fight
I cannot believe that fucking SEAN STRICKLAND was champion. What an indictment on the middleweight division. An absolute disgrace
>That's the problem DC, people forget that Jones invented the calf kick. He invented ever->OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH JONES IS OUT>HE SLEPT HIM JOE
>>142981587We don't watch that crap here.
>>142981643wtf is this real
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Khabastard would be known as the Blol Mamed of lw, had it not been for his fight with Gooby. He owes his very soul to him (assuming he's ever had one)
>>142981408Even her glasses are crosseyed
>>142981651no they used AI to change Dominic Reyes into Poatan
>>142981675you stole my joke
>goddard can’t ref leon’s fightssmellal cannot be saved
If you put every fighter currently on the roster and dumped them on the Battle Royale island, who would come out alive?
>>142979800Is Poatan the only pro fighter under Glover and Plínio?
>>142981742A picture from the future...
>>142981745do they get weapons or no
>>142981576
>>142981757goober will never fight at 145 again
>>142981772randomised weapons and they have to wear school uniforms
>>142981793Turdlip has fought at lightweight
Hate this stupid nigger like you wouldn't believe...
>>142981793goober will never fight again*ftfy
I think we should all get naked
>>142981808gay, not even worth discussing
>>142981751You're the Brazilian, you tell us.
>>142981810goober will never fight at 155 again, but also>>142981819
Belal's got a fight
this jenkins doo has that gaethje potato physiognomy
stoicism explained through joe pyfer
They need to get rid of this faggot
>>142981873nah he's based
>>142981865Being and Time - Joe Pyfer
>>142981873He looks weird but his ability to speak is pretty good
Han Chinese are the weakest? Plenty of them in the UFC and they all suck.
THE Ne-Yo!?
why does michelle waterson talk in jive
Insider here, Jon Jones will retire after the Stipe fight.
>>142981889
>>142981909
aljo about to grapple on chadrate
Bros Aljo is fighting
why don't they do karate in karate combat
>aljo>fighting
>>142981960why do karate when you can watch Aljo eat a guys ass
Who keeps snoring
helen yee sports
aljo tongue deep in anus
seethed about something and heemed my headphones
>>142981978imagine seeing her nipples
>>142981978only watched cause I like asian women with big fake tits stopped when she got the reduction
>>142981990how much you spend on em B? i buy $20 chinese over ear headphones off amazon and theyre good to me. need some new ones now tho
>>142981988>tune in to KARATE COMBAT>see this shit
>>142982000me watching submission grappling
>>142981994talmbout Helen Mi?
>>142981988ah, my favorite martial art, karate
>>142981991don't have to imagine
>>142981990I thought taiwanese people were supposed to be cold tempered.
>>142981988Who won this?
>>142982012theyre tiny with very little areola. not worth searching for even
>>142982010b the sandblastin i woulda been did
>would you be able to handle this onslaught from Aljamain>hell no, that's why I knocked him outfirst time Suga has ever been funny
>>142982016It's round 2 Aljo is about to lose
>tfw just another boring Leon win
>>142982023calling a knockdown a knockout is pretty funny
Belal Muhammad is about to have his Sean Strickland moment.
Aljo won fyi
>Helen Yee still talked like an autistic retard when she was doing pornI dont know what I expectedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qvsfAIqXnI
>>142982049Nice. I don't hate Aljo anymore now that he's not champ
>>142982050john morgan on commentary btw
Remember the Name Belal MuhammadThe Paladin of Palestine and the UFC Welterweight Champion
>>142982000sennheiser hd4.50: the reddit standard. they are like $200 but got them for $60 on marketplace a couple years ago. theres probably a world of difference between $20 ones and these. but past 200 its marginal gains I imagine.
>>142982050somehow this is more embarrassing than full blown prostitution
>Enters the thread late
what the fuck is this?
>>142982085A power stance
>aljo can't submit some bellator can on karate combat
>>142982060THE 36 year old welterweight?
I can't get the image of Aljo stealing Evloev's back and Evloev letting him sink the choke in out of my mind
>>142982085dude is 60 years old and never outgrew acting like a teenager that wants desperately to be cool
>>142982088he had his back and would have gotten the choke eventually
Karate thottie
>>142982083bro how'd you get inside my dick hole?
>>142982104shoulda woulda coulda
>>142982085I respect his ability to come up with speech on the spot
>>142982088Aljo doesn't risk the choke unless his opponent fucks up badHis entire game is taking a dominant position and running his opponent out of options
>>142982097THE reddit curse?TWood begs to differColby was 36 when he beat Leon
When does Smillin Sam fight?
Guys, you won't believe the truth bomb that Luke Thomas dropped today on his subscriber-only Q&A session
>>142982150
how schaub became god
>>142982085a based autist
just gonna drop this. no 1s said anything dumb enough to warrant its use yet and im tired of waiting.
>uhh yeah bro i'm a shit fighter competing in a c tier sloppy striking league, this was gods plan for me all along bromy least favorite genre of fighter
Dana white WISHES he were President Awesome
>>142982085is that robin black?
>>142982191bloody benchod
>rfk jrjust keeps getting better
>>142982191>oh I just wear this jewlery ironicallysaw this dude on ariel and hes sleazier than daner and hunter combined
>>142982209dangerously based
these beaners are gassed
>panic wrestling in karate
>>142982276Karate used to have takedowns.
I am using the latest AI technology to predict fights
>>142981329Why do you care about how others earn their crust? if you don't like your economic prospects, consider education or trade school.
the ref should be allowed to heem these faggots when they instantly clinch/fall into grappling the second someone lands a punchhappens all the fucking time with ONE's midgetweight muay thai slapfights too
kek why didnt they just push the fights back like 3 hours. so instead of the main card starting at 10pm est, it would be 7pm est which is not bad. would be putting the main event at about 11pm..
>>142982314>khabib can wrestle but gooby only needs onedid you trained your robot with youtube comments?
Alveychads our boy is up next
>>142982346Calichads were still busy at 7pm
karate combat - the battle of the dads
>open karate combat stream>see rfk>instantly click outBeast of a promotion.
>>142982408pussy
>>142982408drumpf will lose
StipGAY MiocBITCH
i love how robin black has a new, even shittier outfit ever single event he shows up to
stibeast miochickmagnet
>>142980149This, but Peon
Is he the most natty fighter in UFC?
>>142980253
>>142982450chicken and white rice brazza
same dealer? PEDs for Allah!
BelalBlaydesKangRobocopGiga
Sam Alvey fight starting now
>>142982450>>142982461You have never lifted a weight in your life
alll the brazilian streamers are here from that guy to the other guy
so this is power of karate
alveychads we're doing it
>>142982491> lifting weights makes you water dump and have 1% body fatneither have you
holy shit alvey is bad
>>142982450scott sisters....
>>142982502>water dump>low bf%Ever heard of a weight cut? Typically happens 24-36 hours before the fight
Dana can't afford the hawk tuah girls fee KWAB
>>142982050Here before this blows up!
>>142982515ever heard of rehydration? typically happens before they enter the octagon. extremely low bodyfat like that is a side effect of certain classes of peds.
Alvey has a win over Rashad Evan, one of the GOAT Jon Jones best win
>>142980512>The PunisherThe fuck? Fucking 150 lbs crotchsniffer doesn't deserve to be Castle's dog.
Alvey beats Pereira
Kape made weight
Belal and Islam got dat Clenbuterol body.
>>142982552Islam looks juicy, belal looks like he lifts ands eats well
hold on brazza I'm juicing
>>142982551MOKAEV ON SUICIDE WATCH
>those dagestanis are just built different, man....have you seen icarus?
Belal vs Edward's will be the equivalent of taking 3 xanax bars and smoking a joint
Belal looks like someone connected a vacuum pump to his bellybutton and vacuum sealed him. that shit is not normal.
>>142982575sounds great tbqh
i will be going to bed exactly 1 minute after tom/curtis starts
surely kape being on weight now is a bad thing considering there's over 10 hours until the weigh ins
Based Sam Alvey taking him into deep wadders
Sam Alvey looks like a greek god
ITS ALL OVER
Our boy got it donehttps://youtu.be/f2_u1wQCWnY?si=ToYORnyAg7R2B4mC
WE FUCKING DID IT SMILE'N BROS
still got the influencer meme fights after this btw
smilebros... I'm getting kind of pissed off at seeing the wait 60s thing
>>142982575Belal vs Edwards actually has the potential to be a fun fightTypically when you take two boring fighters ans make them fight, shit goes hard. One guy will realize he's losing and then start going at it like a bat out of hellThere are a lot of GSP fights like that, just as many as the fights were GSP just walks away with it
>>142982613hawk tuah girl vs my mengus
uuuuuhhhhhhh Lukebros were gonna get destroyed
>alvey vs rockholdBOOK IT DANA BROWN
>>142982613what influencer meme fights? stream plz bong breh
lukebros... i'm not sure about this one...
sam's wife looks like she despises being there
>>142982653https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTlJ2r54FG0karate combat ya goofy
REDDIT! REDDIT, WE DID IT!! ISLAM WON!!! BREAK OUT THE RED PANTIES!!! FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA!!! FREE PALESTINE!!!
Brutal heem by Karate Champ Sam Alvey
>>142982694WTF happened to the 5 second grounded rule? I thought they get stood up after 5????
>>142982708When your opponent is Sam Alvey the only objective is to win. Rules are nonexistent in the Pit™.
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>>142982450Both him and Islam were the shrimpiest natty fighters before both getting heemed
>>142982708>>142982719they changed it, top position just has to stay active with strikes, both knees down will cause a separation
>>142982694>OHHHHH HE HEEMED HIS BICEPI thought we had something kino with Karate Slop
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>>142982738Pretty shit in this case seeing as ZERO punches landed to the head. He protected himself from every shot KEK
>>142982760mate he had both hands on the canvas making zero effort to defend when the fight was called, he was done, was getting battered all round
>>142982627Nah it will be a snoozer Styles make fights and you have a wet blanket vs a pitter patter shitter
>Ginger Heavyweight Karate ChampFace it, San Alvey is Chuck Norris
Why so many pullouts these days? Every card has 2-3 cancelled fights minimum. Used to be you have to shoot a guy to get him to pull out of a fight, nowadays people are dropping over a stomach ache. This new generation of fighters are some bitch ass niggas.
>>142982694>crypto sponsors >rigged fights Like pottery
>>142982775This has always happened a lot and we've always said what your saying every year for the last 10 years. It's exactly the same ratio.
>>142982775if you're injured the commission will not let you fight. these have been the rules for decades
we've always been at war with pull out merchants
we've always been at war with merchants
>>142982775Been this way since single digit ppv. Happens a little more because there are way more fights per year. Back in the tito days it was extra shit because the amount of time between fights was so big that it would fuck up the whole year. Look at Khabib and tony. Look at Canor and Diaz being pulled from ufc200 then the replacement of Jones vs Dc being pulled ending with Nunes vs Tate.
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>>142981148Calm down Davide
>>142979742Why does he film himself doing this like it’s supposed to be impressive? It would be pretty impressive for a toddler
>>142979742Also the fact that he needs to stare at his feet that long just to make sure he’s sidestepping correctly, is he fucking retarded or something?
