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METS
>barfs
>barfy dooskek what the fuck
>suicide squeezeBased>fuck upCringe
Good to know the mets are as disgusting as the woke shithole they play in
why is he chimping out while wearing catcher gear
classless braves exemplified by the steroid cheat laureano and the negative IQ snitkerneed to drill olson or riley in the head tomorrow
>>142981602pretty dirty elbow Laureano gave him when he was clearly out in a rundown, it's not the 80s anymore
even Lindor thought Alverez was being dumb, watch the fucking game
Another rough day for our Atlanta Braves ;_;
>>142981602it was unnecessary and Alvarez barely got mad. it was a dick move.
>>142981608>takes 90+ mph balls to the chest all the time>gets pissed about an elbowkek ok
>>142981608There was no elbow retard he lowered the shoulder on a catcher that was blocking the base path, which still stands to today's rules and even mets players were telling Alvarez to shut the fuck up
>>142981602>try a dirty tag on a Benchwarmer >get absolutely mogged >chimp out to save face
>>142981622no lindor just trying to protect alvarez from getting throw out/suspended he's a nice guy who always plays peacemaker, doesn't make it any less dirty
are the dads good yet?
i would be mad if a guy with aids touched me too
THE SWIIIIIIINGIN A's!!!!!!!!!
>>142981598Damn King go off.
>>142981636Go watch women's softball faggot, you're too soft even for baseball which is really saying something
>>142981640they're getting there but man has their season been uneventful to date, time to start watching if ever
Angels
pussy faggots need to get out of my sport
>>142981658>that Quijadakek
These are NOT swings. Fucking dumb umps
>>142981666Damn, I wonder why he wears a hat on the field
damn they walked alonzo. so much for the walkoff
>trannybarfs trying to deflect attention from this retarded suicide squeeze kek
>>142981669first season?
Jesus fuck Mark
>>142981674That was a retarded suicide squeeze but the mets catcher did have a chimpout meanwhile Laureano took it with grace
what a retarded fucking sack of shit
holy fuck
KARMAS A BITCH LAUREANO YOU DIRTY CHIMP GET FUCKED
>BRAVES DEFENSELMAOMets WINNNNN
BARVES KEK
BARVES>BARVESBARVES>BARVESBARVES>BARVESBARVES>BARVESBARVES>BARVESBARVES>BARVES
>>142981695Sounds like a cubes poster
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What a fucking joke
BRAVES SUCK DICK KWAB
acuna would have made that play :(
>>142981690>he gets up and says "come on man" and it immediately is squashed with benches not cleared. you are a retard
METS WINJEFF MCNEIL
MAKE IT FOUR IN A ROWJEFF MCNEIL
YA GOTTA LOVE THE SQUIRREL BABY YA JUST GOTTA
>barfs offense>barfs defenseAt least Sale was good, right?
fucking dfa Laureano right this fucking minute
>
HAHAHAHA FAGGOTS
That was anticlimatic af, what a colossal fuckup
Inexcusable poor play. This team deserves to miss the playoffs this is an embarrassment
>>142981716Takes one to know one
The bad guys are winning again
https://x.com/bnightengale/status/1816646879058579609?s=46&t=Z1fh6AvH-akdDd-Nx1eh6Q>D-Acks
Gay Braves Kek
GOOD EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENING /mlb/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to the Mets (yes, THE Mets from the 2022 playoffs) winning the 2024 World Series! Make sure to save your tears for the 2024 world series parade, when the Comissioner's Trophy comes back to Queens!>b-but the Mets always choke every year! Their not even the 2nd best team in the division"Ya Gotta Believe!"Hate to disappoint you flyovers, but all the top players are heating up! Alvarez, Lindor, Alonso... it doesn’t matter if we haven't won in almost 40 years, as It's coming back home to queens! And who better represents the soul of Baseball than your beloved New York Metropolitians! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
>Fucks up the squeeze play>Fucks up the fielding playkwab of the day?
>And he's under it to make the catch. This game heads to the 11th
>>142981749put mcneil's name in this shit
>>142981738Based boob making memes
Braves vs Mets at citi field in the wild card round would be kino
>>142981734why do americans think this is a good comeback
Can we talk about A's Angels now?
>>142981781lol
>Atlanta was up 10 games in May>Now just .5 games up on the Mets in late JulyI know the braves are injured but this is funny as fuck. God damn I was expecting a loss. McNeil has become...good again.
>>142981781Can you name a single player on either roster?
mets didnt win. the braves lost.
>>142981781We’re already losing
>>142981790the Rookster
Mets still suck
>>142981785>5 gamesthey're up one solitary game
>>142981755Still Vince
>>142981790Mason Miller obv
>marlels fire sale once againfucking losers
>>1429817980.5
>>142981790Yes, Brent Rooker, Lawrence Butler, Zach Gelof, Tyler Soderstrom, Jp Sears, Ross Stripling, Son of Nevin, JJ Bleday, Mason Miller, Shea Langliersthe angels have rendon and anderson and who cares
>>142981813You can't prove those are real people.
>>142981813The Angels have Ohtani I think
>>142981813>the angels have rendon and anderson and who caresRude tbqh
>>142981811gaylanta is on a mission
>>142981811>that trump jerseybased
sup atlanta
>>142981828Well I don't like them, so I act rudely to them. Sorry Charlie
>>142981798based illiterate
>>142981837Padres are about due for their biweekly seesaw back to .500
>>142981826and Mike Truck
>>142981811Trumpchads how do we keep winning
>>142981837>>142981830
>>142981811
>>142981811all the steroids coursing through his veins caused him to overrun that ball
>>142981857>the faceplant
>>142981857>the ball boy fist umpkek
Neto!
>>142981811>>142981857>Trump Jersey>Wall faceplant>Ballboy fistpumpis this the /mlb/ webm of the year?
>>142981857disgraceful, release him immediately
Never thought the Mets could be this kino but here we are
we eatin good lately bros
>>142981915name a mets player thoughyou cant
GIFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RENGIFO DOES IT AGAINgonna need the webm of that fielder missing lmao
>>142981701slut
>>142981929
>Snitker throwing Laureano under the bus
Is Kelenic retarded?
Law is so hot
>>142981977brother >we drafted him of course he is
I cant wait to post this gif of laughter again in august
>>142981977Not Kelenics fault retard
>>142981837Holy fuck how did that happen
angelbros...our leadplease hold
holy shit4 tickets, hot dogs, and sodas for $44?
Can we officially can the AL West the new comedy central now? None of their teams have a winning record against teams over .500
>>142981992the braves can't hit
>>142981886Here's the whole thing for context, baseball fans. Our own Jeff "Flying Squirrel" McNeil with the walkoff fakie popup to faceplant body varial.
>>142982003neither do the Phillies
>>142981984I mean yeah, ultimately Snitker's fault for calling a suicide squeeze in the first place but Kelenic can't be pulling out of the bunt even if it's like 3 feet outside
>>142982002yeah it's to get family's feet in the door so that when your son says he wants a $35 hat you won't say no
friendly reminder the Mets have the highest payroll in the league. This isn't a story of an underdog overcoming the odds.
>>142981977For not bunting a ball high and in the other batters box?
>>142982032>omg not my owners money that he invested poorly but now my team is providing some midsummer kino I wasn't expecting at all under the circumstances.lmfao cope
>>142982026Watch how outside and up the pitch was.
>>142981957kek
>>142982032were paying out 55 million to two pitchers not on our team
>>142982056Doesn't matter, you always try and get a piece of the ball on a suicide squeeze, even if it means stepping into the oppose batters box. Otherwise, the runner will be out.
>>142982051don't blame the messenger. your narrative is made up to cover for months of incompetent play.
>>142982003Nah it's kino. Every team is so bad they're all one hot streak away from taking the division.
>>142982071which would still have you about 25m more than a Braves team hobbled by injuries
>>142982073Saying its Kelenics ball for not attempting to bunt at a ball at his head and 3 feet outside the zone is retarded.
We were so close to sweeping the Os goddamn it
>drives thru thread
gaped loosest arseholes
My Yankees did not lose today.
Rosenberg sucks. What is going on with Silseth? Why isn't he back?
>>142982090i would rather the mets have injured degrom still on our payroll than those two old pitchers who we ended up trading anyways
3 homerun game for the A's already, if these guys had real pitching they would easily be better then the rags
the gapeway arse!
>>142982120there was a study that showed the cardinals had the most hetero fanbase
Cum see gay saint louis!
>>142982130I doubt any of them will ever pitch meaningful innings again. you're better of moving on from all of them.
1492982138
>>142982127It's gonna get worse, TA and Esty are getting traded for sure
Gib Mayo nao dammit!
BERDS!!!!!
the gapeway to my arse
The fucking look of wonder in Ron and Keith's eyes I have not seen this in a while.https://x.com/SNYtv/status/1816658120426553650
>>142982157As they should be, both are pretty valuable trade pieces. And i've seen some speculation going around that this recent stretch along with the Mariners shitting the bed might convince Moreno to go for it again.They drafted all right this year, they should move those guys along with maybe Rengifo (although I'd love if they extended him), get some decent prospects, tank next year and retool for 26, 27, 28 with the young core of Schanuel/O'Hoppe/Neto.
>>142982213bruh moment! Akek
>>142982134it's been a lot of pitching injuries. they could've been kind of mediocre instead of this
>>142982213>gotta believe
>Make room 'cause we moving in>Well my team, we came to win>Right now the show begins>We gonna bring it to the house for the home team>Big plays, big wins for the whole team
Dbacks got Puk for a great price, I'm jelly>>142981843They will probably lose tomorrow with Mazur pitching but I think they can be competitive against Baltimore
>Another Mariners vs White Sox offensive shitfest this weekend.But in other news after Seattle sweeps them again where do they get their first win of the 2nd half.
>>142982074no I think that our month+ of very good baseball is making up for that, while your narrative is made up because you are mad and grasping at straws lmao.>WHAT ABOUT THE OWNERS MONEY FROM 2022 NOOOOO YOUR HECKIN NARRATIVE IS FAKE
>>142982292Thorpe Fedde Crochet this weekend; I strongly believe Cum Sox take at least 1 if not 2. Unless Fedde gets traded first lol. Mariners offense is dogshit
>>142982301not mad and the whole division can go fuck itself. just calling out how you're cringe and full of shit.
Nice catch Schanuel
I want to talk about baseball..!
>>142982292Mariners about to get swept
>>142982360Ok lets talk about it buddy
>>142982360K you pick the topic I will respond if I know anything about the topic
im very happy with the teams recent success but i have no confidence in the longevity of the mets rotation. It took until july for the team to pitch a shutout and have a starter reach the seventh inning. People say our bullpen sucks but we rely on it more than any other team. Maybe things will improve when senga comes back, nice to have an ace but the rest are all just meh pitchers. The mets have had a pitching first identity for over a decade (thats how i felt at least) and thats finally changed this year, im not used to this team relying on its offense to win games.
>>142982406Damn normally I would save this and use it to post later on but this is creative. It's all yours king.
I will root for da mets since my team will not be making the post season
0.5 games out of WC1
>>142982411Much easier to find pitching than position players at the deadline, at least. But yah that rotation ain't gonna do much come October
is the majority of starting pitchers not being able to last 6 inning just the reality of the game with current trends? even 5 years ago it didnt feel like this at all
>>142982459Yeah someone posted some mini dcoumentary about staring pitcher trends and yeah what you said is basically in vogue nowadays.
>>142982420you can have this one if you want
>>142982459it's been trending this way for a long time. every pitch seems like max effort most of the time. a five-inning start feels like a huge accomplishment now too much of the time imo.
>>142982503also seems like pitch counts get higher quicker now. 100 pitches in 5 innings isnt uncommon.
>>142982459MLB is toying with rule changes that’ll try to mitigate that.
Let's all fuck the mets
>put anglels vs gay’s>a’s have a woman on the mic>close streamNeed to contract the A’s for the good of the sport
>>142982512yeah, 7, 8, 9 pitch at bats that end up with a walk. it's hard to watch.
>>142982574I feel lile batters working the count is baseball at its finest.
slid too hard fuuuuuuuuuck
>>142982554There isn’t even a contingent of female empowerment fags out there defending her. NOBODY likes to hear her talk.
>>142982595I love it when it's my guys doing it, not when it's done to my pitchers.
>>142982554doubt the As have the money to pay a real broadcaster to fill the role at this point
>>142982609I defended her
Ngh...ugh...i need it..
does anyone here throw and kick with the same side of their body?
>>142982636Yes?
>>142982639righty, righty? I throw left and kick right. the idea seems alien to me.
>>142982651Yes. I think most people do that, your case is the rarer one.
>getting hit by a Ben Joyce fastballmust have felt like he got shot god damn
>>142982459The meta a few years back was all about pitch count, now it’s all about 3rd time through the order. Plus roster got expanded to 26. Next meta will be something about grounders being valuable and just throwing sinkers every pitch. Then manfred will ban grounders too so we’ll have to see a lot more cutters and on and on
Angels just need to go back to these unis or commit to the city connect
>>142982723these are really clean
>>142982002It's kind of the same thing if you go to Subway restaurants after 4PM.You can get 4 sandwiches, 4 chips, and 4 drinks for just $12.99!
>>142982002Say what you want about Moreno as an owner but going to the stadium has always been cheap at Angels stadium even when they were good.
>>142982751How many years ago was that?
My vagina!@@@@!!!111
>>142982790air that puppy out
We love our Mettiejetties!
>>142982790Peeeee yuuu!!!! Smells like fish
>>14298278826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzuYEk52Ucc
>>142982723I don't hate our current uniforms, but I'd 100% be on board with city connects becoming the permanent home uniforms
>tfw stadium is cashlesshate this shit, first time i ever saw this in sports I was at barclays center, now it feels like most stadiums are like this
>>142982811I remember hearing a few years ago that there's a city in China that is completely cashless.
Who hasn't jacked off in a parking lot
>>142982821Wouldn't surprise me. The CCP would love going cashless in the entirety of their country.
>>142982811Does your bank charge you every time you swipe? I have no problem not carrying cash desu
>>142982835Soviets did that in some areas too. Basically you were "paid" with products and not cash.
>>142982836i just like having the physical cash in my pocket, no real logic to it honestly just how i feel
>>142982811Right after covid year it was all cashless some places just kept it for their convenience
>>142982853I bet you also miss newspapers and wearing a monocle
Never thought I'd say this but the Mets gotta play the hot hand and buy at the deadline. Get Erick Fedde in there and move Scott to the bullpen after getting two more relievers.
My mother is a lifelong Mets fans and has been having a field day today making fun of me and my father. My own mother.FIRE BRIAN CASHMAN
>>142982888Kiss em beotch kiss em and weep!!!!
>>142982888Your mom sounds really cool, is she satisfied with your father’s performance in the bedroom?
GG A's.
>>142982853I like carrying a bit of cash just to budget. Like $200
gg A’s
Angels bros…. We were so close, I’m killing myself tonight
Adam Friedland wearing a gapeway arse tee
>>142982910They've been married 40 years. Mom is going through her wine aunt phase and is starting to show signs of aging in her 60s but for awhile she had this nordic goddess thing going on that kept her hot in her fifties. Her favorite Met growing up was Tug McGraw.
>>142982956Looks like a skinny Nick Kroll
>>142982956I got drunk at Adam Friedland's show in Nashville last year and tried heckling "Nethanyahu" during his set but it came out a garbled mess and he made fun of me.On that note I've seen Nick in-person twice after shows and he was super cool both times.
>>142982956cubs
>>142982940Don’t do it faggot the angles will be good in 2/3 years
>>142982940Don't. You'll miss Christian Moore getting called up next week
>>142982985i saw nick in the spring he was hilarious , I was too nervous to stay after the show and meet him kek
Gay st louis From the gaydle to the crave
>>142982990this is antisemitic
>>142983023grow up
>>142982995>>142983005I was at the game, the first inning really killed the vibe
Couldn’t be helped, sorry redbirds
>>142983076lolololololol
Arozarena to Mariners
https://x.com/underdog__mlb/status/1816694035794551136?s=46&t=noQr5jJ5Rn2NZtpH-f1AhgMariners got more midder.
Need more you fraud
>>142983068>tfw I’m 1-3 this seasonI’ve seen them get blown out twice too so it could be worse
Gape-em
>trades are starting to happen
Stove status?
>>142983099>going from one pitching park to one that’s worseI feel bad for Randy
i got banned for saying a racist word in here. i’m not racist
>>142983099Finally something, at least!
>Arozarena for 2 minor leagers and a PTBNLlmao
>>142983099I have no doubt already the Rays will win this trade
fuck the mariners
>>142983103 lmao we got that guy who was really good last year ass move.
>>142983166Based
This is bound to improve in Seattle… right?
>>142983163Feels pretty good. Plus they're only Single-A.
>>142983189It’s going to get worseHe went from the 5th best pitching park to the 1st
>muh batters eyefuck off
>>142983163I know Arozarena's reputation is better than his performance, but a recently converted started and toolsy A-ball OF still seems strangely light
It's gotta be Muñoz or Julio they're giving away for Randy, isn't it? Bonus of its Bryan Woo.
Pound-em!
>>142983223Rays don’t lose tradesRandy must be cooked
>>142983223LMAOOOO
I need my ass pounded hard
Mariners can turn their ass around
>>142983239We need a sledgehammer. Stat!
I enjoy fucking/getting fucked by men. I myself am a man. Who is my favorite MLB team?
>>142983239Please fuck his ass...please...
>>142983223Two single A, 20 year old, players and a PLTBNL>>142983139Heating up
I'm hungry.... for man ass!
>>142983252MetsCubsBravesGiantsDodgersMarinersCardinals
>>142983099Wow. Maybe a change of scenery will do him well. I wanted Happ but I don’t think he’s even on the market.
>>142983200Yea I know lmao and to a lineup that offers basically no protection
keep it man ass related
>>142983252YankeesYankeesYankeesYankeesYankeesYankees Yankees
>>142983295okcubs
>>142983099coom status?
>>142983367Now youre talkin
>Garret Crochet's reps have told teams he will not pitch in the playoffs without an extensionWhat a diva. No trade for you, pal.
>>142981640They have the pieces to win the world series or at least make a playoff run. The only thing that's really holding us back is our SP and Bullpen. We're literally playing without Tatis Jr, Yu Darvish and Joe Musgrove. Bullpen can be very shakey, and we need at least one more outfielder. Also they have a Rollercoaster offense. Sometimes they're hitting crazy, sometimes they are absolutely donkey dicks anemic. But it's not worse compared to 2023. They're consistent on being inconsistently consistent. But it's there. Just need better bullpen arms and at least one starter, idk how. Long Yu gonna take to come back. Dealing with personal shit that he's not getting paid for it.
>>142983437Was it true he changed to Scott borass? Dodgers going all in for him. I think preller would do something stupid to trade a inning limit guy but from what I'm hearing, Salas and Leon is absolutely hands off no trade.
>>142983463He's repped by CAA. Hollywood talent agency.
>>142983449Prolly safer to assume Yu might sit out this season if his brother's dying
>>142983463The full report from Heyman was that Crochet does not have an innings limit, he will make every scheduled start, but he's refusing to play in October unless he gets a new contract. If he had a limit they could just manage his innings to save some for the playoffs, but he won't do that either.
>>142983437>No trade for you, pal.Good. We need to keep him. Get rid of these zesty ass Cubans and 3rd world shitters. This isn't basketball. If you want a good baseball team, you need white men of good character. The last pitcher we traded away just through a no-hitter. Our pitching isn't the problem. It's these divas from Central America who dye their hair green and do faggot dances. Jerry tried to build a team full of "hip and cool" brown people. That's not what this game is. Build a team that is mostly white with a Jap or two and a token spic. Get rid of- Roberts, Eloy, MoncadaKeep- Cy Young contending white pitchers
Where is 2hu? I would think she’d be around given the Dad’s no hitter.
>>142983497>Get rid of- Roberts
>>142983511is it a false flagger or legit casual dipshit?
>>142983565
>>142983510>But all the teams that have won in the last 10 years have been majority spicNo, they aren't. Just the Houston Asterisko's. The Rangers were exactly what I just described. All the contending teams this year are exactly what I described. >>142983511I pray some team is dumb enough to give us a major haul for that lazy ass Cuban homo. This guy has only had one (1) season with more than 380 ABs. He got paid big and is just ready to chill.
Stupid azz cocksucker@!!!! Fuck you!!!!
>>142983727Lulz
Randy has been crushing the last month. /mlb/ is full of casuals.
Gayves
>>142983779K
>>142983779E
>>142983779K!
The assfuckas are out in force!
>>142983727He came to the right place someone call cubespie
>>142983778.835 OPS and 22.8% K-rate that will be the second lowest strikeout rate on the M's if he can maintain it. This is an incredible move for the M's if he doesn't fall apart again
>>142983823*since May ofc
>>142983823>.835 OPSWhat is that? 60th percentile? >22.8% K rateIsn't that average? Is this really as incredible as you are claiming?
>>142983778This trade is alright but right now he’s going into a lineup without Julio or Lewis and he’s going to be hitting at Tmoblie at least half his games. Unless the Mariners get another bat he might not be enough to help while those two are out.
>>142983854>22.8% K rateIt's absolutely average but as I just said, it would be the second lowest on the Mariners. That's how bad they are struggling with strikeouts
Which playa has tha fyness azz?
>>142983854>>.835 OPSthat would be the 24th best in baseball this year. roughly Lindor, Santander, Altuve, Seager, JRAM
My rapies need to make a deadline deal
Keith Law's updated top 60 prospects list not paywalledhttps://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5656143/2024/07/25/mlb-top-prospects-2024-jackson-holliday/?source=dailyemail&campaign=601983&userId=1024594
Queef Lol
>>142983099>trading with the rays
I wish Merrill Kelly was back ;-;
>>142983367just gripped a new cubbie fitted
>>142984206With your pussy?
>>142984206Cubbies gettin pussayyy
>>142984413>>142984305*bussy
>>142981857wtf FIXED
>>142983503I'm very happy! It's funny how nationals empire with Scherzer, Soto and trea Turner got disbanded by a relief pitcher Grand slam. It was all downhill from them. Just waiting for Soto to not sign with the Yankees so we can officially say we won the trade unironically. They probably missing higgy and King right now lmao even that Makoto Nats poster and berd poster is dead lol
>>1429845162poo watched his team get a no hitter and chose violence against nats posterRude
>>142984516The Nationals won a World Series and traded away players they knew they weren’t going to re-sign. They got CJ Abrams, a 23 year old all star SS, James Wood, a future all star and top 3 prospect in baseball, Mackenzie Gore who looks to be at least a solid innings eater SP, as well as a few prospects still in the minors. The Padres haven’t even sniffed a World Series. I don’t dislike you and I’m not trying to be rude, but there is no universe in which the Padres won the Juan Soto trade
>.5
>>142982888Based mom.
>>142984516I hope the O's and the Doyers gape your Poodres back to .500
>>142986386Poodads always end up gaping themselves eventually
my braves are never winning another game :,(
PADRES NO-HITTER BABY
I enjoy when the outfielder fails the catch. Am I a bad person bros?
>>142983099It's gonna be Teo 2.0 and you know it
All-star break over and the Tigers are backThank you based Murakami and Morishita とらほー!!
Pls buy someone
fuck you seattle
>>142983099>Teams keep trading with the Rays
>>142981578>Named AJ Puk>Doesn't play hockeyWhat did he mean by this?
>>142988215Only way to trade with the Rays is to do what the Mets did a few weeks ago, cash or PTBNL
>>142983449coom status?
>>142981857I love baseball so much
A lot of great baybaw this weekend (and im not talking about our beloved jaysies).
>>1429818579 times out of 10, it is the Mets doing this as they blow a game to the Braves or Yankees
>apple tv tonightshant be watching that slop
>>142988449AppleTV's broadcast is unironically good though.
>>142988445How the turn tables have turned tables.
>>142988470No, it's not. The Jays commentators especially are clueless.
>memeiners gutted their prospects for half a season of the ghost of randy AroseFromRectum
Last time I watched Apple TV they missed like three plays as they chatted about the latest meme thing some player did in the dugout, total clowns.
>>142988523He'll rake for the next 3 games at least
MEMEners!
Why do stolen bases matter?
>>142988931gets you closer to scoring a run
>>142988449Good UI, commentators are tolerable, I don't see anything bad about AppleTV matches.Fox on the other hand...
>>142983131Who will be our Cespedes this year?
Good morning /mlb/. I wish there was literally any website left on the internet that doesn’t constantly shill pornography.
>>142988963The problem with Apple TV is that you need Apple TV.
>>142989102No I don't. I have the MLB.tv subscription and it shows me Apple TV matches for free inside the MLB.tv website without ever touching Apple's websites
>>142989092we all wish the Great Pozzening of 2008 hadn't happened m8, we know
>>142989077Jeff McNeil
>>142989092Advlock innjt
Mets fans are too cocky lately and frankly I’m tired of it.
>>142989092I'm just glad that being a pervert for attention is slowly becoming uncool againTen years ago everyone ostracized bronies for behavior that's now socially acceptable for some reason
>>142989250We just gotta mest
>Listening to WFAN>Sal Licata says the mets don't have a good farm system>meanwhile its top 5 all of baseballNYbros, How the fuck does this guy have a job?
>>142989393he's probably a dumbass but, to play devil's advocate, something can be the best in its league and still be shit
>>142989393Sal Licata is a professional troll, but the Mets farm system is usually ranked in the 10-15 range now, and this is after they spent almost $100 million last year to bolster it.
>>142989256Please post more Bravies
>>142989427I think the big issue with the Mets farm is that they don't have a lot of guys that are ready or near-ready for the show. And injuries hit guys like Ronny Mauricio and Luis Angel Acuna.
>>142989256Just look at the mean behavior for people these days, dude weed, porn, doom scrolling all day, no work ethic, no effort in appearance, it's just grim. This is supposed to be the population for a global empire?
>>142989556>no effort in appearanceIt's moreso people trying to look like they put no effort in
>>142989162You need the mlb subscription.Key word here is subscription.
>>142989250Seethe.
>>142989256>socially acceptable >acceptable >socially
>>142989671Yes and I have it.>but bro why when you can view games on betting sitesBecause viewing games live isn't what I need. I need to be able to watch past games because of the timezone shit
>>142989250Blame cusbpie and erg and the philthy faggot. Their spam opened up the avenue for mets fans
>>142989393It's 13th. It's good but not top 5.
>>142989744Cope
why are mets fans so gay?
>>142989823braves*sorry typo
>>142989393Licata's job is to hate.
>>142989868He wakes up and thinks “what’s the most retarded annoying thing I could possibly say?” and then says it.
>>142989823Hmm....thinking...analyzing... What if we made a new...stronger post... perhaps... Gayets...?... Hmm...no.... Gayts..? I dont think so....close though...FAGGOTets..? Not quite...but. ohhh so close..OOH... YES....THIS IS IT... The good ole "equalizer"...>FAGGETS!kek!
>>142989941Oh how dare you!! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!
>>142989941no... NOOO!!! ANYTHING BUT THIS!!
>>142989941This is insane…
>>142989941Lord have mercy...
>>142989941https://youtu.be/iTrgawQ6eis
>>142989941Trolololololol
>>142989941>faggetsPlease no more
F
>>142989941Jeebus freakin cheebus
Why is a team that is not going to make the postseason trading for a player whose main selling point is playing better in the postseason?
>>142990040A
>>142990048He’s trying to keep his job
>>142990040>>142990056G
>>142990056G
>>142990040>>142990056>>142990066>>142990073E
>>142990040>>142990056>>142990066>>142990073>>142990081T
How my stovies lookin' today?
>>142990040>>142990056>>142990066>>142990073>>142990081>>142990087S!!!!
>>142990104Kekkekekekekek!!!!
>>142990040>>142990056>>142990066>>142990073>>142990081>>142990087>>142990104Lord have mercy on the sovl for the k1n0 that they could not contorl...
>>142990040>>142990056>>142990066>>142990073>>142990081>>142990087>>142990104yaay faggets yayayay
Captain, we're breaching true terror territory in this sector...
>waking up to all the Mets hate and schizopostsGood morning my niggas and my niggaettes
Fagettes!!!!
>>142990220Kek!>Fagguettes
>>142989688metsigga you saved the thumbnail. hit this real quick.
>faggets was the best they could come up with
o he damage controllin'!
FAGGETS KEK
>>142990310Ngl it works pretty well.
>>142989393I called him and BT up and I asked a question that was too smart for them
yankees bad
>cubspie seething after the Mets buck broke him and his team simultaneously
>>142990104Let's all check this post out!
>>142990207Dey mad as hell
>>142990285>this file already exists here I got it already
It's just one guy
>>142990606So a....samefagget? In
>caught up in the euphoria of the newly found nickname for the baseball team New York Metropolitans, the posters of /mlb/ suddenly remember they forgot to ask somebody for permission>they all immediately turn towards the only Italian poster of the whole general, in a way not dissimilar to how a catcher and home-plate umpire might turn towards the first base umpire to ascertain whether a right-handed batter has completed a full swing or not>silence now descends upon the general>after what feels like solid minutes, the Italian finally breaks the silence>"faggets...">yet another pause>"is approved."
I;m thinkin bout that post
>>142990661It's nearly a Puccini opera
As a mets fan The faggets post ruined my life
Paxton to Red Sox
>for what purpose trade
I need a deep fucking in my ass...
>>142990858FAGGET!
Mets finna pass the braves today ;]
>>142990997deadass
>>142990830Couldn't the sox have waited so they didn't have to trade for him?
>>142991058He would have to clear waivers which he might not have
???
>Nunez fucked up his pronatorsomeone post that Tucker Mets its over meme
>>142991223Looks like Orioles are trying to open up some more lineup positions and upgrade their BP. Hays is a nice piece for Phils.
>>142990830>blow sux were so impressed with the ass whooping he gave them a few days ago that they just had to have himenjoy the free walks that he will give to the opposing team
>>142990661dads uninvited to cookoutberds reinvited to cookout
>>142991223Damn that's a solid trade for the Phillies. Pache was going no where and Serathony had become unreliable. Phillies really needed a platoon right handed outfielder so this works I guess. It also opens up a roster spot with 2 players gone which is interesting. Not sure what the Orioles see in this desu.
Why are trades so boring these days?
Bye-bye ;_;
>>142991515>Phillies just got whitersheeeeeiiiiiiit
so is it faggets or fagettes?
>>142991589your moms nickname for you? it's spelled faggot, singular.
>>142991634
>>142991223>Sir Anthony DominguezMonarchy-bros, we are going to Baltimore
>Adrian Houser and Fujinami firedI SMELL THAT HOT STOVE
>>142989092same, even on blue boards the bombardment never ends.
>>142991589First one you said is male2nd is female
>>142981578>mets dfa houserBakespie foreshadowing...
>>142992082>Fujinami has not thrown a pitch this year>Houser is kil for SengaFresh mets kino coming later today bros, lets hope he's been riding the same high as the rest of >us.
>>142991223>Phillies so shook by the Mets surge they've become sellers and entering a rebuild
Bros based Jew Stearns is trading for a starter I can smell it who we gonna get?
>>142992577Max Scherzer.
>>142989941LOOK AT ME I'M A PSYCHO FAGGET
We should trade Boone, Cashman, and Hal.
>>142990830>Sox got PaxtonFuck we really needed a SP for cheap. I thought we were going to pick him up.It really sucks having an entire SP rotation and bullpen on IL bros…>Captcha: PAAWWG
https://streamable.com/k8jmqh
>>142994523what is this boy eating?
I heard the Orioles are looking for an Ace
>>142992435lmao based
>>142994941“boy”
>>142994114Berds got that debil magic.>takes hit
>>142992435kek
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>>142991398Classic Mets behavior, Dads are welcomed to the Braves cookout
why is the Nats' stadium always empty though
>>142996990be careful dads, an “Atlanta Cookout” isn’t exactly what you might think it is…
>>142997313the economy sucks
>>142997313Baseball stadiums hold like 35-40K people, sometimes more. When teams are shit no one shows up, happens everywhere honestly. Some teams are obviously worse than others, for example if you play in Florida odds are there will be more visiting fans in attendance than home team fans at any point in the year.
>>142998555How are the White Sox not last when they have like 40 blown saves this year.
>>142996990More Daddies always welcome!
>>142998727Bullpen FIP is a big reason why. Blue Jays and Rays have the worst Bullpen FIP (even worse than the Rockies) so it factors into fWAR in relation to a team like the White Sox.
>>142998555I am shocked the mets are 20th w. a bullpen WAR over 1.0. How much did mindfucking Aaron Judge boost these numbers?
Thought i'd check out the olympic ceremony thread, but it's just europeans seething over black people and posting clips of literal gay porn.
>>142999779link?
>>142999779Sounds based
>>142998555If Padres are 14th I don't want to even imagine the bullpen of teams who are lower.
>>142997313They’ve been kinda dogshit this decade
>bullpen game vs baltimoreand there goes our streak
>>142999779This year's olympics are an elaborate and expensive humiliation ritual for France. I'll follow it with glee because fuck the French, but at the same time I dread the day Zog decides it's Italy's turn.
>>143001345>I dread the day Zog decides it's Italy's turn.isnt that 2026 in Milan?
>>143001649>MilanNot Italy.>but Milan is in It-Not Italy.
>>143001790
>>143001981>that one scene where he shows up at Carm's door wearing a Napoli sweaterthis show was too based for this world
>>143001790It's Italy
>>143003157funny of you to post an apu because...
>>143003252>It's real
>>143003252kino
>>142998555giants…..
>>142999779I don't think I will watch a single event.
>>142999779That's literally every euro focused sticky though
gay ants
>>143004269Oh, don't. But you should definitely follow the various mishaps and fuckups to come that will surely get posted on this board.ok back to baybaw talk:For the other Dads fans of the general, do you think we should sell Solano to get a bullpen arm or two? Are the rumors about Preller selling the entire farm system true? Is it a good idea?
>>143004431kek!
>>143004431That ant looks reluctantly gay, like he was forced into it.
>>143005174it’s the truth
>>143005174GROOMED
>>143004448We have a prime bullpen arm up for grabs dadsbro
>>143002162>the norte of Italy always have the money and power. they punish they south since hundreds of years. even today they turn their nose up at us like we peasants!everyone hates this episode, but it cracks me up as someone who grew up in new york; my aunts and uncles would always say the same bullshit about columbus day, which ironically was the first woke america holiday. history is hilarious.
>>143006383That episode is actually really good at showcasing how you can easily fall into the trap of thinking your identity is the labels you have.>you're not successful because you're Italian, or American, or whatever the fuck. You're successful because you're smart, because you're YOUIt doesn't move the story forward but it's a very psychological episode.
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>>143004448>sell SolanoNo. He's a good righty option and the team has struggled against lefties most of the year. Perfect platoon partner for Cronenworth/Arraez and a fantastic bench option.>get a bullpen arm or twoYes. Dbacks did really well in the Puk trade. Padres have shit depth after Cease and Arraez trades this year, so it's harder to get a quality BP arm. They do have some CBT room to play with, so they can potentially take on some bounceback candidates for cost/lottery tickets. They also need at least one more starter.>Preller selling the entire farmHe's not trading Salas and De Vries for anything short of a haul. Like that'd be closing in on Skubal tier if the Tigers were inclined to trade. He's almost certainly fired if the team doesn't make the playoffs this year, so maybe he's a bit more reckless than normal. I could totally see him moving Lesko and Snelling in a deal.>good ideaLong-term, this team is gonna get fucked by long-term deals to Machado and Bogaerts. They still have a window (albeit small) for the next few years so long as the team keeps drafting/developing talent well to plug holes.
>>143007160>it's actually the 499th post in this threadHoly schnikes, how'd you do that???
we need new
>>143007232Good post. Thanks anon
A new /mlb/ for a new generation.
nu >>143007804
>>143007635Enjoy your first (?) Preller deadline. I don't foresee a crazy move, but he always keeps things interesting
>>143007888Thanks m8, and yeah this is my first year of baybaw.I'm surprised how much I'm enjoying it. And I'm usually the kind of guy who gets bored of things fast, but I've been literally watching every game
>>142981588Kek