Is it true? Is French food really so bad that Team UK has to bring their own chefs to the Paris 2024 Olympics?What are your favourite French/English foods? Name 5 of each.
>>142984171The French probably tried to poison them
>>142984171What did they serve them?
>>142984171go for the bangers beans and mash>>142984184>carefully poisoning all canned beans in the countrynafris are thorough
>>142984171Brits have the worst food in the 1st world. I’d rather eat a Norwegian fish sandwich than blood sausages
>>142984275Bongs aren't the only ones who eat blood sausage
>>142984280>black pudding british food is disgusting>blutwurstomg german food is amazingit's the weeb japan effect
>>142984171>Team UKUhhh, actually, sweatie, it's Team GB by the WAY
>A British athlete, who wished to remain anonymous, said: “They say the Games are more sustainable and there's a lot more plant-based food, but sometimes, if you go at peak times, it's hard to find even a piece of chicken
>>142984309Only anglos do this. Why? Here we just call them Sverige. Calling them Team Sverige just makes them seem separated or something
>>142984302The only blood sausage Americans eat is cleaning off Tyrones weiner after he's finished with their menstruating wife.
>>142984325branding innit
>>142984325We do this aswell
>>142984324Muh vegan leftist bullshit when athletes just want to eat a fucking steak
>>142984325They will also be referred to as GB or Great Britain or Britain in the media, if the context is obvious. Team GB is just the entity that is the vehicle and branding for the olympians. It's associated with a limited company that is a real seperate entity:https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/01576093
>english """"cuisine""""
>>142984325Probably because it's a Team of countries teaming up to cheat their way into medals. You should form Team Scandi for the women's sport and steal all the TV coverage.
>>142984302blood sausages is older than our lord Jesus it's not english german or french
>>142984325There is also a Team GB Househttps://house.teamgb.com/
They're training right next to my place in the highschool facilities
>>142984366Kek
>>142984275As if you yank spastics can talk. You were all brought up on hyper processed mutant "food". Dosed with HFCS from birth
>>142984476Careful, the overconsumption of corn has led the Americans to have an increased amount of tryptophan in their brain, which leads to violent, irrational behaviour.
>>142984171They are used to eating literal shit everyday, they can't adapt to actual food
>>142984171Understandable. 80% vegetarian meals, what were they thinking?!
>>142984399Will there be as much sex going on as in the olympic village? Maybe I can finally sit on Rebecca Adlington's face and wedge her big schnoz up my arsehole.
>>142984171Albionites need their burnt toast, black pudding, and marmite.
>>142984171NO MINT AVAILABLE? THIS IS A DISGRACE!
>>142986344I fucking love burnt toast, the more carbonized the better, dripping in Lurpak and swilled down with a massive mug of sweet tea; superb.
>>142984324So once again an enter thread that's a retarded rant over nothing
>>142984171>canadian flag>china news
>>142986369This but real butter from a real damn cow that really fucking moos and shits and eats grass
>>142986415Yes, Lurpak.
>>142984262I have to assume food, very insensitive of the French.
>>142984476Too real
>>142984275blood sausages are great you tasteless swine
>>142984275will bongs ever recover from this?
>>142986924>le heckin chinese nonce cartoons
>nobody has had steak pie, chips and lancashire peasBritish food is the best on earth, and undeniably of the highest quality ingredients. We produce the best meat and dairy on the planet,
they are athletes, they want to avoid a diarrhea just as they are about to fight for gold
>french foodah yes here is some uncooked meat and some dry crusty bread that will be €59.98 plus tax also we will be arrogant and rude the entire time and we smell
>>142984171London is easily the food capital of Europe now. I accept in the past it was Paris, but the quality and diversity of the london food scene destroys Paris.
>>142984171Every Olympics has issues like this in the beginning. They usually get fixed up pretty quickly, but if the French try to fix it, the staff will probably strike.
>>142984171I feel like this sort of thing happens at every Olympic games. Who cares about picky eaters?
>>142989565>pie and mash and liquor>jellied eels
>>142986924>black pudding uncooked>egg over cooked>legitimately no idea what’s meant to be on the toastBold of nips to comment about food when their shit is bang average>muh sushiInvented by Norwegians >muh umami Bullshit category>muh chicken Katsu Invented after dealing with pajeets on a British warship. Meanwhile actual Japanese cooking is fermented onions beans.
>>142984275Obviously you've never had a full English or roast dinner before.
>>142989665marmite on the toast
>>142984171haggishaggishaggisfish and chipshaggis
>>142989539French food is good and the basis of all European cuisines. It is much better than the ultraprocesed Pajeet slop that you eat
>>142984275black pudding is delicious
>>142989739It's not though. Blood tastes metallic, it's very off and not nice to eat
>>142989739It is, don't tell the amerislop. But the english versions are mid tier at best
>>142989716In which case you’d never put that much marmite on. >>142989731They’re good at staples like breads, soups and stews but it’s still very overrated. >>142989751I suppose when every meal pairing is with potato you do notice that stuff but good black pudding should have a subtle spiced flavour not blood flavour.
>>142986924
>>142989793>They’re good at staples like breads, soups and stews but it’s still very overratedTheir food is very varied and as I said most European cuisines copied french chefs. It is not overrated, their influence was so large that it is not that special anymore as you find it everywhere. Also stews are the basis of any cuisine and good stews are god tier
>>142984324>NOOO NOT THE HECKIN VEGGIES I NEED MUH MEATSLOPwhy are carnists so precious?
>>142989793I think if you're spicing it up so you can't taste the ingredient you're not using a good ingredient. Eat something else
>>142989739>>142989751we have a lot of varieties and there's no metallic taste in those I've tried at my late grandpa'sjust the idea of eating coagulated (< what a word, couldn't remember exactly) blood doesn't really appeal to younger people here. I'm not sure if all those varieties will survive. I wouldn't buy it myself either, but it can be quite tasty on dark bread.
You think they're eating peng tings like this back at Team UK's village?
>>142984171I unironically do not like French food. Its just normal food but with loads of butter, double cream and cheese added. Italian and Spanish food is superior
>>142990603and let's not forget, those monsters EAT FROGS
>>142984275black pudding is phenomenalyour whole food culture is paying $35 + $17 tip for a fast food burger and an ultra large dr pepper which you consume every day until you become a 350 lb planet sized fat piece of shit
>>142984171no, it's the bongloid chow that's so fucking garbage that only their chefs can replicate the blandness
French boulangerie is top tier. The rest of the food? Not so much. Croissants are actually one of the best food things ever.
>>142984171Englanders think beans, toast and burnt sausage are peak cuisine
>>142990718Savages
>>142984171.
>>142991555Italians as per usual knowing what's good foodSurprisingly Portugal too, but I assume it's because they probably eat a ton of fresh seafood
1. baked beans2. bombay bad boys3. faggots4. toast sandwich5. toad in the hole
>>142991936Had toast sandwiches for my tea today. Delicious.
>>142984325It's because of Northern Ireland, atheletes in Northern Ireland can compete for Ireland or GB
>>142991936I had a crisp sarnie for dinner
>>142991894>Italians as per usual knowing what's good foodAs long as it not from their because they have poisoned their land and waters
poo
>>142984275You've tried neither, so your opinion is irrelevant.
>>142990805Wow, what an original joke! Truly the height of polish comedy.
>>142984184
>>142991555>ultra processed aka sausages
>>143012734mouthwatering
>>142984366lmao
>>142984325wait till you learn about the US mutant ninja turtles
>>142991555We eat loads of sausages. It's basically a map of who eats the most sausages
WHEN WILL THEY LIGHT THE FUCKING CAULDRON!?
NOT ENOUGH MINT SAUCE ON THE MEAT
>>142984171We like French food, not Paris nuevo-french africanarab food.
>>142984325Our language, our rules.
